mtfg trans woman general

first

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>>6141717
Aw yee, this is my kind of edition.

first for shut the fuck up you whiners. seriously. Every fucking day with you people.

2nd for maddie sucks

>>6141712
I deserve to be killed.
>>6141720
i should though
>>6141736
sorry

>>6141737
what the fudge

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fitting edition

hi y'all
I'm not dealing so well.
Uppers made me happy but now I'm alone and depressed

brb ending my life

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I felt bad because I did nothing productive today. Then I remembered I haven't exercised in over a week because I got my wisdom teeth taken out and you're not supposed to exercise vigorously, so I just walked for a while and now I feel a little better

>>6141742
>>6141747
STOP BEING DEPRESSED

>>6141747

Well at least you have your friends, family, and significant other to comfort you, right?

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>>6141717
I'm cuddling my relapsing brother. Gooodd timmeess. I need drugs.

>>6141747
thats not good

>>6141755
lmao yeah let me stop being depressed
give me a gat and load it up johnette

>>6141758

Literal brother?

>tfw no brother who becomes my sister and then cuddles me

That'd be even better than getting a tranny-gf honestly.

t. chaser

>>6141699
thanks I made it myself

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>>6141747
Just do something relaxing and wait till your brain gets over it. Its just the drugs. It'll pass.

>tfw nice weather
>tfw all the wives at the grocery store wearing sundresses and looking cute

I want to die. Summer fucking sucks.

>>6141747
>uppers
Well that explains so so much
How long have you been off them?

>>6141764
kill me too, Isla!

>>6141717
I'm sad that my transition is still basically a solo inspiration despite having been in contact with two community health groups, three counselors, three GPs, an NP, and an endo.

They just seem so averse to helping me.

I've recruited my family, all my friends, local trans and lgbt groups, my employer, and pretty much everyone else I've met, but anyone vaguely medical wishes to impede my progress for some reason.

>>6141766
Yeep. Funny though
>tfw you had a sister who became a brother.
.

>>6141772
a few hours....
I shouldn't have done them today...
speed is bad kids

>>6141773
i cant hurt anyone other than emotionally

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>tfw this image represents your life

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>tfw binged on pizza and want to kms

>>6141781
Fuck speed ;~;
How many days in a row? Have some water, hop into bed and get some rest.

>>6141737
What did you say about my waifu, jedi?

>>6141783
me in the top picture on the left

>>6141776

It's not arousing the other way around. That'd just be sad.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XXnUiZTQvFg

>mtfg in a nutshell

Someone please cum on my face

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>>6141795
Well you're disgusting so its different.

>>6141801
I'm a gross hon, but you can put a big over my head....just please...i need it rn

>>6141792
*unsheathes katana*
i think you heard me loud and clear

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>>6141781
>not learning from Carlton's mistake

>>6141801
i want this too!


I need cum.
Help! how to make my sugar daddy cum if he has ED?

>>6141790
Only fat people feel guilt for eating

>>6141810

>Help! how to make my sugar daddy cum if he has ED?

Make him stop doing recreational drugs desu.

>>6141791
2.
I'll drink....
maybe in a little while

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>>6141811
>tfw fat
going to off myself now

>>6141805
Hi there be my friend mado. I forgive u

(.)(.)
/_\

>>6141810
There's no such thing as ed

Just means he's not turned on

This happens to me a lot tbhdesu

Cuz I'm fucking gross

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If you girls had to estimate how many calories you eat daily how many would it roughly be? How many calories did you cut down from when you were in boy mode?

>>6141817
It's alright. How about I train you to be skinny.

>>6141823

I eat way more now

Like 2000 kcal

>>6141822
he's 43 and this happens to him a lot...
he's going to take viagra next time

>>6141807
*Turns on light saber*
I don't like your tone

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>be me
>finally have an appointment set with an endo
>but it's 20 days away

Holy shit how do I hand on for 20 days? I can already feel my sanity slowly slipping away. Now that my repression shield is gone dysphoria is running a train on me. What the fuck do I do to distract myself for 20 days? I don't even feel like watching anime or playing video games anymore.

>>6141823
around 600. i didn't cut down since starting transition i just hate my body.

>>6141824
Can you train me please.

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>>6141824
h-how does that work?

>>6141823
500

It's really easy to diet if you just conciously ignore your hunger

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>>6141819
Fucking kek. Yeah. No.

>>6141830
You only eat 600 calories a day???

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>>6141823
1200-1300 on a normal day but today i ate like 2200

>>6141834
Lols

Pls info

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>>6141829
Same except I have no endo booked.

And everyone on this board keeps saying that I'm a "whiny faggot" because I am depressed about it.

Fuck I'm glad I stopped tripping.

Vae Victis!

>>6141841
Me too lol

When i would feel down I'd come here and ppl would just tell me to kms

Fuck that

I'm 5'8" and 128 pounds. Should I try losing more weight, or start gaining?

>>6141829

read up on makeup/voice training/fashion

>face changes in okay-ness by huge degrees dependiing on miniscule changes in lighting and posture
>tfw don't know what to believe
WHAT DO I REALLY LOOK LIKE
I'M SO CONFUSED

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I here being poor helps you lose weight. Maybe if I just spend all my money on drugs and booze. If I don't have any money to by food I can't eat right?

>>6141832
I give you a detailed diet and exercise plan and confiscate bad food from you.

>>6141831
Sure. Just avoid meat protein. Eat veggies. I find that having a huge plate of broccoli is delicious and filling. Vegetables are such a great way to trick the stomach

>>6141838
yeah usually. my diet is pretty much coffee, hot peppers, little snacks, and small dinner.

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>>6141853

>WHAT DO I REALLY LOOK LIKE

on the bright side the ABV kicked in and while I didn't use nearly as much as yesterday, I do feel okay enough to not just sleep for another 14 hours straight out of being too depressed to even get up

>>6141853
You look like your worst picture most of the time. Everyone does

>>6141853
not very good, might pass with ffs

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>>6141855
Come here and spend all your money on acid. We'll trip balls

>>6141841
Is that you Hannah?

I'm sorry that people kept bullying you.

>>6141859
huh I know what you mean actually, not so much that pic but in others...

>>6141864
I want someone to trip with

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POST MEASUREMENTS
>36" bust
>29" waist
>39" hips

>>6141861
>>6141862
nice
oh well, maybe I'll get cancer in a year or something and not have to deal with it anymore

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>>6141869
I'm right here anon. We can trip together for as long as you want

>>6141855
I cut out all drugs and alcohol. Since booze is a depressant. It slows down the metabolism. And drugs just fuck with the system.

Also 5pm rule. Don't eat food after that time. Lets you burn while you sleep.

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>>6141865
Shhhhh....

>>6141867
*cough cough*
>>6141841
just order online ya bish. it'll get you hormones faster than whatever youre doing now.

twitch.
tv/thedragonfeeney

is she a tranny?

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>>6141869
Every time I've done acid I've felt extreme loneliness and the need to human connection. I strum on my guitar as some way of fighting off the "uneasiness" but it never actually goes away, neautiful acid inspired music leaves me, but as I strum I realize - the guitar is an escape sober as well, it's only a surrogate for what I have always been denied in life - friends.

>>6141866

I've never even seen a picture of you, I just thought of the most abhorrent celebrity I knew of and got a picture of him from Google to post.

>>6141877
I had a friend that lost 50 kg after doing weedle and psychedelics

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>>6141866
POO
ON
TOAST
>>6141853

>>6141816
Please do. Treat your body kindly, speed crashes suck. ;~;

>>6141871
WHY WILL NOBODY POST MEASUREMENTS

I WANT SOMETHING TO COMPARE MYSELF TO

>>6141849
>>6141871

>35" bust
>27" waist
>34" hips

>>6141887
Kek

>>6141871
>5'11''
>71 kg
>19.5'' shoulders
>42''-44'' under armpits
>38'' underbust
>30'' waist
>39.5'' hips
>18.5'' thighs

yeah ikr

>>6141871
39" ribcage
32" waist
38" hips

This is with me being like 40 pounds overweight though so I'm sure I have room to improve. Plus I'm only 18 so hrt should grow my hips, right?

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>>6141884
Then get friends stop being so closed off and scared people might not like you or what evers stopping you. You don't have to be alone senpai

>>6141888
it's a man baby

How about that sweet /mtfg/ House idea?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKPghZ5cc_E

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>>6141864
I have some DMT coming in the mail anytime now. We can go to space together.

>be 22
>people often tell me I'm younger than I look, recently someone said I look 16
>put a pic into face++ on a whim
>it pegs me as 34

l m a o robots

>>6141890
I don't have a tape measure. Sorry.

>>6141902
I am you from the future. There is a cat outside your window

>>6141890
Hips 37.5"
Waist 32"
Bust 36.5"
31.5" Underbust
17.5" Shoulder

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>>6141912
Oh my god please senpai I've wanted to do DMT for so so long.

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>>6141877
Yeah I could maybe cut out the drug use if I had people to hangout with in my spare time but all of my friends went home for a few weeks so I'm alone with my thoughts and drugs are really the only thing that makes that situation even remotely bearable.

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bust 41
ribcage 34
waist 37
hips 44

>>6141918
I'm several floors up for a start, and the nearest field is brightly illuminated atm and I see no cat

>>6141937
It's inside the room.

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i'm sad because i'm a disgusting manly fuck, and really don't have a reason to continue making you look bad by showing my hon visage anywhere.
nothing desu. i just don't think that it's wrong to be realistic about your appearance. i look bad, therefore i feel bad. so, i'm just gonna always feel bad.
>>6141871
>man sized bust
>massive waist
>tiny hips

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>>6141900
But I'm scared Mado, I've been hurt, I can't even bring myself to talk to people from here. I think Ecstasy would help me though

All I can do is play music all day, it's what I was born for

also I am married now in the future and have been sissified

>>6141912
tfw cotton will never teach you how to safely order drugs online

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>>6141890
40" hips
32" underbust
27" waist
13" shoulders
165 pounds
1

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>>6141946
I get it senpai but you gotta open yourself up. There's nothing to fear and hiding away isn't making you any happier. You gotta take that risk. Sure someone might stab ya so you just gotta watch out for those people but others just wanna love ya for being you. If you ever close by I'd love to be friends! Could do molly it would be great.

>>6141962
>tfw you will *never* have a body like this because hrt doesn't effect bone

>>6141890
>>6141871
36" bust
32.5" underbust
31" waist
37.5" hips
infinite shoulders

What part of the shoulders do you measure from? I feel like I'm not measuring at the right points

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Hello
I'm dead inside :)

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>>6141962
>ywn have these measurements
>ywn look like anything but an ugly man

mtfg will you please psyche me up so i can finish my fucking paper and instead of work think about sexxing my tranny gf

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>>6141970
from the black lines

>>6141962
This bad lie

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>>6141975
same desuwa sanpei

>>6141962
>>6141968
>>6141976

shit I fucked up.
Hips are just 39"

>>6141979
weird i dont have black lines on my shoulders

>>6141979
I measure from end to end and get like 16.5".
If I were to go from the black lines, I have 15"

>>6141962
38
32
17
150
5'10"

>>6141927
>tfw you fucked up mados chance to do dmt
wew lad

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>>6141967
Where would that be Mado?

And, I don't know, I don't know, I feel resentment. I don't want to plaster my personal pain here because I know everyone here is probably just as bad in some mental thing. I should probably go to a therapist

>>6141977
whatever you do don't think of a naked cyba

>about to go pick up trans friend in the middle of the night who just got kicked out by her parents
>have to smuggle and hide her in my room Anne Frank style

fugg

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>>6139682
Looooooooooooooool

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>>6141995
fuuuug

>>6141894
no lie.

>>6142000
funny that you post this, didnt you want smaller tits as well

>>6141979
are you taking the piss?
I get 13" that way, which is tiny, and I'm not tiny

>>6141979
This whole time I thought I had 18" shoulders, you're my hero Red!

>>6142000
don't make fun of that....
I tried to hide my boyboobs today but somebody asked me about the sports bra I was wearing...

>>6142005
Wanting smaller tits because they'd suit your body and style more is "a bit" different from getting dysphoric over them
>>6142011
Well why hide them ?

https://a.pomf
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tfw shit hips

>>6141998
tranne frank
lmao

>>6141998
>Anne Frank style
So you just made that story up so you could sell it to the goyim for shekels?

>>6141977
That's exactly what I was thinking about. Come over.

>>6142011
A) fashion statement
B) social statement
C) own it

>>6141758
is that why he randomly stopped responding to my texts a couple hours ago?

>>6142013
There, there. It could have been worse.

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>>6141993
Pfff that was your own chance kek you bought it.
>>6141994
Its okay I understand I wouldn't ask you to. Just keep trying to take babysteps. Buttt I'm around Portland. Going to NJ on Monday and in June driving back here.

>tfw wearing glasses that make screens and water rainbows

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>>6141717
>What are you sad about tonight /mtfg/?
not looking like a girl

>And what are you doing to cope?
about to crack open the most disgusting drink known to mankind

>>6142023
It's probably because he thinks you're a shitty person who should kill themselves.
He's right.

>>6142032
This

>>6142028
WHOA you're coming to jersey??
Chijo why didn't u tell me 0.o
waste of 25 dollars desu

>>6142031
I take speed and take molly in order to flirt with random men at raves,
even I think that's disgusting, Kayla.

>>6142031
i wish i could drink but i have to be a responsible adult. i just made tea

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>>6142032
>>6142035
it's hilarious how mado can't accept the fact that we're friends

>>6141998
Why do you have to hide her in your room? Would your family / housemates not approve?

>>6142041
It's hilarious how you think anyone actually interacts with you past the point where it's absolutely necessary

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>>6142016

>>6142031
My first plans for tonight were to get inexcusably drunk and I think you're going too far

So THAT'S what pinterest is for
https://au.pinterest.com/explore/flannels/

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>>6142038
H'wat?
>>6142041
I honestly don't give a fuck. Stop being a petty child you nut case.

>>6141979
What? Are you serious? I never measured my shoulders before and per this they're 13-14 inches and I'm 6'2. I find that hard to believe

>>6142056
I had no idea you're coming to new jersey wtf where r u staying maybe we can hang out or something pham...

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>>6142052
[heavy breathing]

>>6142052
my pinterest is pretty much empty :\ mostly everything I like I just save pictures of

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Insult me while I get rdy for bed
Thanks

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>>6142062
That is the plan Stan

>>6142058
i don't know

anybody have a better resource for measuring shoulders???

>>6142069
U R poop lol

>>6142069
you look like a straight girl or a gay guy
:^)

>>6142070
d00d...
wtf

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>>6142028
I don't think I'll be able to ever visit you soon then. I want to move to Portland at some point but to live alone it's too expensive so id have to join a tranny apartment colony but being in one of those depends on what terms you are on with that group

[spoiler] thank you Mado[/spoiler]

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it tastes like gasoline
kill me

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>>6142069
you look like reynad if he transitioned

>>6142072
i add you to my highlight list and this is the post i tab back for?

>>6142039
Speed? You mean crack? Or meth?

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how to look even more like a lesbian in a flannel: tuck it in

incredible

>>6142080
nah I think reynad passes better :^)

>>6142085
it's like sex incarnated for me.

>>6142079

Just chug it until it tastes good.

>>6142069

I'm so confused, are you a troll? Literally a dozen times a day you post your picture with the same kind of like "Ugh my life fuck it" post. Why is it always the same picture? And when will you stop fishing for compliments?

>>6142085
she does not look like a lesbean tho...
honestly the flannel=lesbian meme is kinda odd, I know lots of straight girls who wear lots of flannel

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>>6142083
I'm sorry, I've failed you, can you find it in your heart to forgive me?

>>6142095
You must be new.

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>>6142069

>>6142084
amphetamines

>>6142098
>I know lots of straight girls who wear lots of flannel
you mean closet lesbians

>>6142091
trying to but its so bad its burning my throat

I have siphoned gasoline before and it is just fucking like it

>>6142099
pikachu's seen things you people wouldn't believe

>>6142105
So the same stuff that's used in adderal and vyvanse. Good choice in drugs.

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>>6142111

Just chase it with some tequila, cools you right off.

>>6142085
>those jeans and shoes
>lesbian
pick one noon
>>6142072
My goal was you glad I succeeded :^)
>>6142074
Ayyyyy lmao
>>6142080
Kek who
>>6142095
Idk flu and boredom are a deadly combination for shitposts
>>6142104
10/10

>>6142069
I wanna be uour friend

>>6142103

I am. Is this a joke? SO DRUNK AND CONFUSED

I have a cold and have been coughing relentlessly for the past two weeks (finally got antibiotics today), as such it feels like I've been kicked in the ribs a couple dozen times.
I was awake all night coughing due to said thing.
and my face is now aflame thanks to electrolysis.

I am eating some pizza, then heading to bed for a couple of days

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>>6142080
>>6142086
>>6142121

>>6142123
My advice would be to drink some more.

Time for sleep
gn8 goblins and fidgets
>>6142128
Lol who is that guy
>>6142122
Nuhu

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>>6142075
Doood ur gay
>>6142077
Well depending on where we end up driving through maybe we could stop by and say hiii. Hopefully stuff will work out though and if my shit is together I'd have no problem letting you crash witg e until you found a place or something

>>6142106
meh idk. flannel is ubiquitous nowadays
(also see >>6142121 for an expert opinion on lesbians)

>>6142133
gnight lily

>>6142128
EleGiggle

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>>6142133
>Nuhu
Is that a yes or a no?

>>6142124
Get well soon.

>>6142142
Both

>>6142135
hey, I might have a problem with that we don't even know anon
first u dont tell me youre coming to MY home state then you're inviting people to MY apartment, still while not having paid for MY acid. Wtf dude dont be so posessive...

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Hiya girls~!

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>>6142115
Have you heard the screams of countless water and flying types before being blinked out of existence? Pikachu has.
;~;

>>6142119
if I could afford tequila I would not be drinking 4 fucking loko

>>6142128
Is that really lala's timeline ?

>>6142145
But I want to be uour friend

>>6142156
Left is a streamer named Reynad

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>>6142150
But 4 lokos are great for getting fucked up way too quickly. I can blame most black outs on them.

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>>6142146
Kero

>>6142158
how did lala look ?

y'all are shit disgusting for drinking 4 loko

>>6142169
no clue.

>>6142147
hello charlotte!

>>6142159
tonight I tried a not your father's ginger ale. that would have been easy to get drunk on, it didn't take like alcohol at all. tho im a horrid lightweight

>>6142159
try the gold one, its undrinkable

'Sup girls what's going on tonight?

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>>6142168
I'll fuck u up kid
do u know who i am

>>6142172
But I'm drinking plum wine right now ;~;

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>>6142169

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>>6142177

>>6142176
Not too much just relaxing after some stressful games on some xanax. thinking I'm gonna find something to play/do but I don't know what I just feel lonely and bored tonight. Progesterone week sucks.

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>>6142177
me and kaylee<33333
I hope she makes my face flood with tears and blood~

>>6142183
notice how he is looking more masculine here >>6142069 because he doesn't take estrogen anymore

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>>6142186
DO U KNO WHO I AM

>>6142176
waiting for my brother to finish showering so I can go brush my teeth and go to bed

whatre you up to anon

>>6142150

Just do like me and buy Coulsons Vodka. Get well drunk cheap

>>6142191
I don't see how she looks more masculine now
why would a mtf post op take T again ?

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>>6142190
iktf with somebody

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>tfw your coworker shows you meme videos
what a time to be alive

>>6142199
ignore that anon. some people just don't like lily cus she's very outspoken

>>6142175
I only drink the red ones but recently I've taken to fireball as my drink of choice. It's smooth going down and I can drink a bottle of it at a time.

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>>6142149
MFW pokemon is the only vidya I play

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What advantage does four loko have over the Walmart $6 wine + vodka poorfag combo?

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Long distance sucks

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>>6142209
MFW you have operationaly and objectively subjective bad taste

>>6142214
There's a saying in spanish

>Amor de lejos, felices los cuatro.

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>>6142209
that and fire emblem right now. video games haven't been as much fun lately

and dota I guess but that barely counts

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>>6142214
i miss her so much...


but she won't accept me as a femboy

>>6142220
Be a girl

>>6142218
What does that mean?

>>6142220

Are you the chic or the dude?

>>6142220
but you're a girl silly!

so does anyone else feel like it's 100 degrees on a 3 degree day or sweat around the pores of their nose on spiro? I imagine it's the spiro doing this

>>6142220
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QWIaMhciNhE

>>6142215
I really really fucking enjoy playing pokemon, I can't tell you how happy it makes me to grind away all my pokemons to level 50+, and breeding them, and using the vs. Seeker and playing the mini games.

What do you enjoy playing anon?

>>6142225
i'm on the left
>>6142222
>>6142226
no. no more dysphoria.
just gotta accept i'm only a feminine boy

>>6142209
>tfw have 2 Pokemon games on the go right now but never think to play portable games
Halp ;~;

>>6142237
>tfw want to do this but still can't even pass as a feminine guy

>>6142234
too bad there's no like "new game plus" in real pokemon games. every time I breed pokemon that I like and they start at level 1 I think how much fun it would be to start the game over with them as my starters

>>6142237
>i'm on the left

I'm sorry. Why not just get FFS or just be a hon? I mean being hon is still better than being a testosterone dripping bro?

>>6142239
you better bring those this summer

also we need to seriously plan that desu

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>>6142234
A little of this, a little of that. You know how it is.

>>6142230
K I L L S E L F
I
L
L
S
E
L
F

>>6142237
You damn well know that trying to accept that is only gonna lead to a grave.

>>6142245
I can't play pokemon because every time I play it I keep thinking of really simple ways to just make it so much better (Like new game plus! That's not even something I've thought of!) and I get disappointed...

>>6142260
Yikes

>>6142262
my favorite part about x and y was the dress up.... my character was absurdly cute and tipped her fedora every time she won a battle

KAYLA THTAS LEWD

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>>6142234
I play pokemon showdown because i don't have a 3ds and the old games feel too old.

>>6142260
looks pretty clean, i'd fuck it

>>6142260
Wtf

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>>6142260

>>6142263
come on bby breed me

>>6142273
She's mine

>>6142260
>>6142268
super lewd.

>>6142260

> I am a girl

> Here's my girly penis and ballsack

One of these things doesn't belong. wtf,,,

>>6142266
I literally skipped ORAS because it didn't have dress up and it pissed me off

>tfw will never be a real girl
why live?

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>>6142270
it looks clean because I only wipe with these

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>>6142246
no.
I'm just going to take my hormones...
I don't deserve to be a woman tho.
I love kaylee...
I would do anything for her

>>6142279
it WAS a pretty girly penis

did kayla post that pic of her spread asshole again

>>6142246
>just be a hon

Femboy >> Cis male > Cis Female = Trans man > Trans woman (passing) >>> Trans (either type) (pretrans) >>>> Hon

>>6142280
same!! they do that kind of stuff all the time, removing fun features for no reason

hgss was great because of the pokemon following you and they haven't done that since either :\

it's funny tho, I'm actually awful at pokemon. but I still have fun playing it

>>6142285
I HAVE THAT TOP!!!

>>6142260
W H Y Y Y
H
Y
Y
Y

>>6142249
Of course I will
And yes we do but I'm still unemployed ;___;

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Hey /mtfg/

Now that our man is in full support of you weirdos

Whats your excuse for not voting for him and making america great again?

>>6142282
please stop posting unsolicited nudes,
i think thats against the rules

>>6142296
But I am voting for him

>>6141717
what do cause im lost. Im a few months off to be 17, and idk if i should start to transition slowly or try to forget. I have mixed feelings, but on days like today i cant stand my manly features, body hair nd the fact that its all getting more and more pronounced. But some days im fine, kind of neutral, when i manage to forget about it.

ive been attracted to both girls and boys.

what the fuck do i do ;-;

>>6142290
>>6142285

Oh god I think I might too

>>6142285

Being totally honest here. If Kaylee is the girl in that picture (right) congrats she's the hon of your relationship. You pass much better than she does

>>6142304
the floral peplum?

>>6142288
If you can't pass then you might as well excell in other aspects of life. If you can't be pretty you can still be rich or powerful or both.

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>>6142301
smart (wo)man

>>6142288
id rather not live then be a man or some inbetween

>>6142296
my hope is that we'll see a shift from the 2 party system this cycle. it'd be really interesting to see a 4 person debate with green and libertarian party candidates included

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>>6142305
that's not true
shut the fuck up

>>6142302
seek advice from a qualified therapist and not the deranged on an anime web board you found on the internet.

>>6142305
she looks like a pre hrt jormy

>>6142307
>>6142304
damnit...
I hate that top.
pepulums are awful

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>>6142311
2 party system isnt likely to change for a long time
the corporations completely control the publicity of candidates and correspond to the two parties

>>6142314

Seriously, is the person on the right cis? I'm not trying to be mean, being honest, she looks like a hon and you pass much better than her regardless of what she(he?) is. I'm not trolling...

>>6142288
that is not the tier list of a transwoman

>>6142287
brand new one

>>6142302
I was and am in the same boat you are in. I'm 19 now and just now getting on hrt. It never goes away. Those thoughts will stay in the back of your head and will resurface. You have a couple years head start on me. Just do it.

>>6142316
Best advice.

>>6142296
I hope he loses in a landslide.

>>6142326
cis people can be ugly. mtfg is pretty dumb when it comes to what passes

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>>6142326
she's smaller than me. I'm 6'2".
i'm the hon.

>>6142332
>trust my life experience, I'm 19 already
I feel like a teen again.

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well I am going to stick my dildo on my shower wall and pound my bp into oblivion. I wish I had a real penis in me... night night dudes

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>>6142337
why, anon?

>>6142224

Long distance love makes 4 people happy.

>>6142219
I remember the first time I got spiked by Skarmory, I didn't undertand what was happening and got my ass handed to me.

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>>6142296
a lot of us were on the trump train long before you even heard of him you johnny come lately

>>6142342
and the dumb is contagious
like seriously I pretty much look at 70% of girls in public and think 'yep definitely a tranny'

>>6142343
fuck passing or not
if you're trying to tell anyone that she looks more attractive than you
you're objectively retarded

>>6142350
Mainly because I want to watch /pol/ melt down. I don't really care who wins.

>>6142316
i live in poland. we dont have good therapists, and i cant tell my family at this point anyway.

>>6142332
did they always comeback quicker each time? fuck i wih i could just stay in the state where i dont think about it

>>6142343
is that a cheeky bit of flannel I spy there?

>>6142351
I have no idea what that means but skarmory is my favorite! has been since I got silver version for christmas in 3rd grade

>>6142354
don't fucking dictate my ideas of beauty, creep
she's small and cute.

will ask again outside of filter: does anyone else feel like it's 100 degrees on a 3 degree day or sweat around the pores of their nose on spiro? I imagine it's the spiro doing this

>>6142342
>>6142326

Okay, if that person is a cis female then I never ever again expect 90% of MTFG to bitch about their appearance again. I'm not being mean. She looks like a hon. That thin hair and masculine face. She looks like she has turner syndrome.

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>>6142348

>>6142353
well when you only watch anime all day and nothing else it does kinda skew your standards of passing

>>6142353
yea it becomes a compulsive habit. every time I'm out I try to clock every cis girl I see. not a good state of mind

>>6142288
>cis male>cis female
why are you trans again

you could repress and try to live the life of a cis male right now if its so great

>>6142363
she has braces, is ugly, and looks like a man
while you look like a girl
fuck off retard
i'm so sick of you fucking babies saying
>waaaaaaaaah I don't pass
fuck urself
you have it better than a lot of us ever will

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>>6142352
isn't that a little ignorant to assume the time i joined the trump train?

>>6142357
pretty rude of a choice you made mate
especially when we're just tryna achiveve the ultimate good of the country

>>6142348
I may be only 19 but I've experienced enough shit and seen enough shit to be damn near 40. Honestly I wish I was lying about it but oh well.