Cis LesGen

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I approve of this thread topic.

My hype levels are increasing guys. And I was already pretty fuckin hype.

>>6128372

Oh HELL yes I am on board with this topic.

>>6128372
All that build up and all the actresses could domanage was do a half-ass kiss

For shame

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>>6128372
YES.

>>6128390
I thought it was appropriately awkward and rushed, given the characters involved and the circumstances. Standing around sensuously making out while the world burns is dumb and happens way too often.

>>6128390
Hey Debbie downer, door's over there.

>>6128400
>>6128402
All I'm asking for is some lip contact! Not full on tongue dancing

>>6128400
>tfw read the filename as gangbang.gif

Somehow the thought popped into my head of never being able to eat pussy ever again for the rest of my life and I started literally crying.

Damnit, hormones.

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>>6128433
If you wanna dress up like my waifu you can eat mine.

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>>6128364
I guess they'd have to roll with it, but I still think that the writers would have had a word with them first, even if it was just a heads up. I'm going to imagine that they were both secretly really happy to do it but had to play it cool to hide it from the other.

Anyway, if I can attention-whore a moment, I finally got my first job as a freelance writer and I am fucking over the moon about it. Now if I could get a qt gf my life will back on track.

>>6128433
This morning I slid my hand over my pillow and it felt like touching the soft belly of a woman. And I think I fell in love with my pillow.

>>6128543
Stop using human skin for pillowcases.

>>6128543

I cuddle up to my Hello Kitty plush pillow and pretend it's boobies sometimes.

>>6128446
Getting real fed up with the supergirl shit ruining my threads.

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>>6128584
Lmao suck my cunt

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>>6128597

Present it

>>6128597
Sorry but I don't do men, trannies and cryptonians.

>>6128619

Idk who this blonde is, but feel free to keep posting her, anon.

>>6128621
Psst, that 'and' should be an 'or'.

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>>6128641
Amanda Tapping, my first and dearest waifu.

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>>6128619
Come to California and I will.

>>6128621
>cryptonians

>>6128641
That is the most glorious science waifu, Sam Carter.

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I really need advice. I really just need advice.
Should I confess to my best friend? I really don't know what to do.
She had already come out as gay and now I've realized how much I love her. She has asked before on Skype if I was gay and I replied nervously saying some stupid percent I don't know. I feel so jealous when she says she's trying to find a girlfriend at her university which is thousands of miles away. However. She's coming back this summer. Maybe this is my chance. Maybe this is my only chance.
I feel like I'm going to blow it up somehow if I do. How the fuck do people even go about doing this?
I get so bubbly when I think of her. I love her. I've always loved her. I want her to be happy. I'm selfish for thinking that I could ever be with someone like her. I look to myself and see that perhaps I'm not the best person that she could be dating.

For one, she goes to a school thousands of miles away
For two, I feel like ultimately she will be super successful and leave me behind. I'm so scared that she will forget about me even if we don't date.
And lastly I feel like she deserves so much better than me. I'm just a bum. I feel like I'm getting no where in life. I'm not even sure if I'm doing the right thing in college right now. I don't know.

Perhaps I'm just romanticizing her. Perhaps I'm not really in love with her like I think I am. I want to be rational about this. I don't want to lose my best friend yet I feel like I never want to know if she ever starts dating. I don't want her to tell me about it. I'll break. I'm heartbroken already. I feel like things are just going to get worse from here for me. Please. Any advice or similar stories? Anything would be appreciated.

I want my first gf to have a big ass. One made famous by squats. And I want die between her buttcheeks.

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>>6128660
Okay, first of all, don't tell her you're "in love" with her, because that's incredibly autistic. That's coming on way too strong.

Also, stop being self-deprecating. Let her decide if she wants to date you. That's her call and she's better equipped to decide if she wants you than you are.

DO tell her that you're attracted to her and would like to try dating if she's interested.

>>6128670
>big ass
Never understood that one tbqh family

>>6128660
>in love with best friend
>best friend is gay too
You have the set up most people dream for. Dont blow it. Go for it.

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>tfw have had turbobutch haircut for years
>tfw decided to grow it out
>tfw my hair looks lumpy and awkward as fuck until it gets long enough for me to make it a bob or some shit
help

>>6128681
>never understood that one
You're just trying to get me to post pictures of big booty. Which I would. If i had some saved on my telecommunications device.

>>6128705

Wear hats or buy a few wigs off eBay?

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>>6128721
Nah, I really don't get it. Big butts are just like... okay I guess that's there. In certain lights I can actually find them actively unattractive.

I'm really just a tits gal. And an abs gal. And a pussy gal.

>>6128730
I already wear a hat, but it only helps so much. Would a wig work? I feel like obvious wig would be worse than obvious shit haircut.

>>6128747
>I feel like obvious wig would be worse than obvious shit haircut.

Ehh, it depends. Just get a wig of a normal hairstyle and color and avoid the animu cosplay ones that are everywhere. I've seen youtube videos of people putting on wigs and they can look fine. Someone having dinner with you might notice the hairline is weird, but a random passerby wouldn't.

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>>6128659

Sadly, Cali is a billion miles away, so I'll just shitpost Carter at you instead.

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>>6128774
Well, that's the next best thing anyway.

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>>6128789

You know it

Faggot here with a question. Can you guys explain to me what you like about vaginas? I'm curious.

>>6128770
and now I'm looking at nice wigs and getting really excited about suddenly having awesome hair

thanks anon

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>tfw no girlfriend
she thinks of me as
her very best friend
>tfw no gf...

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>>6128802
Ugh stahp, you're gonna get her added back to the waifu stable.

>>6128816
Chill lesgen that way >>6029892

>>6128816

Knowing a qt girl is getting wet just for you

Knowing exactly the kind of pleasure you're giving her, because you've been there

When she tastes good, it's really good

Still get that "wow a qt girl is letting me touch her here" feeling

I've never been with a guy, but from what I hear, women seem harder to get off than guys. You have to have the right environment and foreplay and get them mentally turned on and stuff. So there might also be a sense of accomplishment there when you get her off.

>>6128830

No problem! I was actually doing the same recently, not really for general wear but because I want to see what I'd look like with blonde/black/red hair instead of the boring brown I've had all my life, and wigs are cheaper and more convenient for that.

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>>6128841

>ever removing her from the stable

>>6128739
Ass and thighs, you monster. But really it goes V > tits > ass > everything else in some order

>>6129012
>tfw you're really into collarbones, hands, waist, hips, neck, thighs.

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>>6128898
...fair enough.

>>6129012
V > tits > abs > everything else > butts > feet

>>6129078
Waists are good for grabbing. I'm on board with waists.

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>>6129124
Do you also have a foot phobia, anon?
The bottoms of feet are gross.

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>tfw I upped my lifting weight last night and today my arms, shoulders, back, and chest are stiff and sore as fuck
My waifu doesn't have these problems.

>>6129144
I wouldn't call it a phobia, but I definitely do not like them.

...I might call it a phobia.

Also, yes. Those are good abs.

Why did the Vocaroo thread go by so fast but since it ended lesgen has been super slow?

Btw, that thread was fun. We should have a weekly vocaroo thread. Fridays, maybe?

>>6129078
Damn, Anon, those are all my favourites as well.

>>6129144
The most perfect female body in existence <3

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>>6129232
I'd be on board.

>>6129249
Wow, I'm also into womens bodies!

idk supergirl seemed to kinda fall off a cliff after her sister stabbed that girl.

>>6129263
I kinda hate that "super" outfit. It's just so awkward.

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Super's sister looks dykey. Let me know if they write her into being an actual dyke. I'll start watching then.

>>6129431
Make a wild guess whether or not they'll give us any lesbian characters.

>>6129458
my guess is no

>>6129474
You're right. Now come here and claim your price.

>>6129479
Something better to watch, please.

>>6129493
I'll give you Netflix and cuddling.

Pls fight for good cause

>>6129564

>>6129431
Pretty sure they're sort of setting her up with mr. corporate douchebag, unfortunately.

>>6129689
>implying you wouldn't date a lesbian corporate douchebag

>>6129701
Hatesex maybe, I don't think I could date one. I resent executive types with all the impotent fury of my deeply insecure heart.

>tfw will never be a power lesbian fucking all the pretty young hopefuls in the office

>>6129892

Anon, you're probably like 22. You have all the time in the world to become the power lesbian you dream about.

>tfw you actually get into the role, after years of schooling and grueling unpaid internships, and you can't realize your dreams because ~muh morals~ gets in the way of fucking all of your qt subordinates

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>>6129431
She's hot as shit. 10/10 would suck her clitoris.

>mfw she dresses like I do

>>6129458
It's unlikely, but I wouldn't completely rule it out. The times, they are a changin'
>>6129689
>Mr. Corporate Douchebag
What are you like four episodes in? She went on a date with him once so her boss could get access to his office. There hasn't been the slightest romantic anything between them since then.

>>6129944
>mfw she dresses like I do

You better be saying this because you intend on posting a pic, supergirl anon. I've heard your voice, now I want to see your body.

>>6129747
I have a thing for women with power and the mindset to use it.

>>6129972
You dress like that? You wanna a date? We could go to movies.

>>6129931
I hate the business. I just want to do my own thing.

>>6129984
Whenever I hang around with those types, I can see how weak I look in their eyes and it makes me rage.

BISLUTS STOP SHITTING THE YURI THREAD ON /a/

THIS IS YOUR CONTAINMENT, STAY HERE.

>>6129944
>There hasn't been the slightest romantic anything between them since then.
I'd say there were some vibes, but I also freely admit I'm terribly paranoid.

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>>6130011

You wouldn't look so weak if you bought a fitted black powerdyke suit.

Every dyke needs a powerdyke suit.

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>>6129972
Nah, I'm not stupid. I ain't making myself identifiable like that. Especially on 4chan of all places.

>>6129996
Minus the gun since I live in The People's Gaypublic.

But yeah, pretty much exactly like that, every day.

>You wanna a date? We could go to movies.
Tempting offer, anon. Will you dress up like my waifu and sit on my face? Will you GET HYPE with me about my favorite TV shows?

>>6130021
Naaaaaaah they totally hate each other.

>>6130025
There are people who are the masters and those who are the slaves. Find out which one you are find the happiness. I mean I'll have my own harem one day.

>>6130025
Suit wouldn't help, anyone without that predatory attitude and the power and/or brilliance to back it up is weak.

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>>6130031

Voices are just as identifiable as clothes/body shots SGanon. Actually probably moreso. I forget body shots I see within two days, but voices? Oh...I'm going to remember all of your voices. I'm going to remember them forever.

>>6130031
>Naaaaaaah they totally hate each other.
I'd be so very happy to lose this bet.

>>6130045
That predatory attitude, the slightly decadence and intelligence make corporate bosses irresistible to me. I like my girls when they're on the neutral ground, above good and evil. Like knowing that they can't be good but they aren't bad, so they stay as themselves in the middle ground.

>>6130019
That thread was a lost cause anyway.

>>6130064
I don't give a shit, it's the usual shitposting for an /a/ yuri thread, what enraged me is the bislut shitposting that she loves dicks but is such a lesbian.

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It's been a while but we're looking for more cis cuties to join the skype: [email protected]

>inb4 'but what about the tranny boogyman?'
We went through a purge. Everyone left is cool and not a lurker.

>>6130075
Bullshit, no lesbian is save from the tranny taint.

>>6130073
>>6130064
>>6130019

Wth u talkin about brvuvs

>>6130059
I prefer the second or third-in-commands that hammer out the details of business goals/operation. They're less crazy and fidgety than top-levels, less prone to evaluating everyone's worth in terms of relative power, and they're smarter than me in a way I can actually appreciate. I also love that so many of them unleash some excellent snark about the top-levels when they're with the lesser people.

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>>6130075

>>6130103
Yeah well, I still love the big bosses because they make the hard decisions. Often you just can't please everyone and they know it. So easy to criticize when you're not the one with the responsibility.

Long distance gf seems to be ignoring me messages recently. How long should I give it before I just ask her to dump me if she's not into me anymore?

>>6130151
Depends. Basically just terminate it. Long distance is really worth it. Trust me, I speak from the experience.

>>6130162
I feel like there's a typo somewhere in this.

>>6130184
isn't*

>>6130125
I find that most of them don't actually feel the burden of leadership that heavily. Sure they're technically the ones to make the calls in the end, but usually it's based on the recommendation from someone else. Someone who put together the info that supports a hard decision or agonized to scrabble together a suitable compromise, and someone who will be blamed by more people if it was the wrong decision. Unless they're busy ignoring all advice in pursuit of their ~vision~, which I find more annoying than inspiring. Even if I grudgingly admit that that's how real change/progress happens most of the time.

>>6130162
>>6130191
I just feel like, I wish she'd at least talk to me. I'm left wondering what I did wrong for her to suddenly start ignoring me. I guess I always felt like this would happen eventually though.

I have the whole summer ahead of me, I'm sure I can find at least one other girl I get on with who lives in the same country as me.

>>6130224
How long were you talking to this person?

>>6130046
I call your bluff, half of the posts were generic dyke voices.

>>6130254
A year more or less constantly, she's gradually been taking longer to reply over the past month or two. I've had my own stuff to deal with so I was actually a little appreciative of the break, but I can see she's not even reading them for a day or two now.

>>6130219
One person cannot make such a decisions alone. Hence why they trust others to give their views. bsides, there are no perfect leaders. I'd rather hire a sociopath to get results and art school grad to give us good PR.

>>6130374
>I'd rather hire a sociopath to get results and art school grad to give us good PR
Sure, sociopaths are good for business. I can respect and work with the ones who are good at what they do, but it doesn't mean I have to like them or spend my free time with them.

>tfw so underweight you can see my ribs through my nonexistent boobie fat

Fuck this shit. I'm not even anorexic so why is my body like this.
What foods to eat to gain weight that aren't super unhealthy, lesgen? I tried "weight gain" powders and they didn't do much.

>>6130447
It doesn't matter what sort of food you eat, if you want to gain weight you need to eat a lot more than what your body burns out or uses.

>>6130415
Why not have a fwb with them? I mean even they must let the stress out and they love to dominate. Surely they have their uses even in civilian life.

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>>6130447
Depends how fast you wanna gain. What stops you from gaining now, do you just get full too fast?

Try drinking 2 bottles of Ensure a day. That'll add 440 calories to your daily intake, and they've got no fiber and are very unfilling, so you'll basically feel like you've eaten nothing at all after pounding back two shakes. Plus, they're hella nutritious. Easy way to gain weight.

You could also try something like GOMAD, but that shit will make you sick to your stomach in no time and might be overkill.

>>6130474
Hey I said I'd be up for hatesex, just not a relationship.

>>6130487
Hatesex is the best sex.

>>6130474
Many people in high positions of power escape the stress by being submissive in bed, using an immediate "lower-level" self to forget their responsibilities. She would most likely be a sub than domme.

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>>6130082
I don't disagree but we have probably the least tainted spot because we kick anyone that seem like a tranny out.

There's no one able to do that here so why not join us?

>>6130124
Ayyyy

>>6130555
Chloe so perfect

Why is there ALWAYS a Sweet Home Alabama AU? What is so great about that movie?

>>6130486
The more I see her the less attractive she is.

>>6130732
Don't be such a hater, she's adorbs.

>>6130736
Naw.

>tfw no tiny blonde to roleplay Ymir and Historia with

>>6130841
You got dem dusty abs you gonna post, nignog?

>>6130576
Bae over bay.

>>6130841
Are they interacting again? Is it time to catch up?

>>6130943
Nope.
;.;

>>6130858
Show me your qt bare back with blonde hair lying across and I'll be happy to, anon.

>>6130983
>;.;
Get out

>>6131009
;______________;

u. get out.

>>6130486
>GOMAD

Cant do pure dairy, it's acid reflux trigger #1

Will try ensure, but two a day is like $60/month right?

>>6131563
Yeah, more or less. That is the downside. It's really healthy (and effective for gaining weight) but also pretty expensive.

There might be a knockoff brand out there that's cheaper, like some Target-like Ensure-type product. It'll likely do the same thing as long as it's got nutrients and no fiber.

>>6130983
>tfw your waifu is Ymir, you have her merch, but she only likes blondes and not your Mikasa-ass.

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Has anyone ever watched this movie? It stars Audrey and Shirley and it features 2 teachers who are accused of having a relationship with each other.

Spoilers

I was interested in it because dude vintage lesbos lmao but I didn't actually think there would be anything gay in it, just the accusation of the teachers being gay. But it turns out one of them actually loves the other, and the scene where she confesses hit really close to home.
It's pretty weird at times since it's an old movie but it was really surprising to see a gay character during that time.
Also Shirley is a fucking top tier qt

>>6131984
Duuuuude I was obsessed with that movie when I was an exploring babydyke. At the time it was one of a very small handful of movies available that centered around lesbian themes. I bought that DVD and My Summer of Love because the DVD covers were covert and nothing would out me if my parents found it.

It's a sad ending as per usual, but it kind of treated homosexuality sympathetically, and that was a rarity for me to see. Plus I could put my goggles on and ship Audrey Hepburn and Shirley MacLaine, so A+.

>>6132013
Yeah, fuck that ending. I only heard about this movie last month and when I was looking it up while trying not to spoil myself, I heard it ended with a funeral scene. But whose funeral I had no idea, until the part where the music changed and Audrey started running back to the house.
But it could have been worse I guess.
Also iirc, there were scenes that showed affection between the teachers that implied that there was genuine attraction going on but the pussy director deleted those scenes. Tfw we'll never get to see them.
Even Shirley said it made the movie weaker by doing so

>>6132083
Yeah. That's too bad, but t b h in my 15-year-old mind, Audrey Hepburn reacting so kindly to Shirley MacLaine's homoness in that era already meant she was, let's say, receptive.
>dem goggles

Would probably buy a DVD re-release with the script of those scenes though.

>>6131984
Can't find it on pirate bay so I guess I'm going to miss it for now. I do have vague recollections of it though, but I might be misremembering something else.

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>>6132217
If you want, you could watch it online on putlocker or something.

>>6128619
Stargate SG1 Captain Carter. Shes like 100 years old now..

>>6132256
You'd still bang her.

>>6132274
God yes.

I should buy a cat. Then I should buy a gf. Is anyone for sale?

>>6132274
In a second

>>6132666
You could buy me if you want anon. I'm not even a NEET so that's a bonus

>>6132217
you can buy it on youtube for 3 bucks

>>6132666
You can buy some Thai girls pretty cheap I hear. Russians are a bit more expensive but they're better trained and generally have that luxury feel to them.
How much do you usually give for souls, Satan?

>>6130891

Always.

>>6132720
I might. How much? I offer whiskey and cuddling.
>>6132789
Depends about the quality of the soul. Gold star lesbian is very expensive and such property should always be handled with great care.

>>6132805
>Gold star lesbian is very expensive and such property should always be handled with great care
lol I'm a goldstar too but being this full of yourself over it is just ridiculous, I guess it makes a good consolation prize and excuse for why you're forever-alone, you're just "expensive" and "should always be handled with great care".

>>6132805
Whiskey and cuddling will work. Sounds like we have a deal

>>6131984
>really old school lesbian-sprinkled movie with Audrey Hepburn

Sign me the fuck up, I would have never imagined her doing a movie like that. Plz tell me she's the gay character

>>6133012
Not that anon but; no fatties, no uggos.

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>>6133012
No gold star would ever get so butthurt about the whole gold star thing, only disgusting non-goldies and bisluts flip their shit like you do.

>>6133153
Excellent. Come to Copenhagen. I need you here or more precisely; I need your body.
>>6133711
What the anon said. Fat is bad and running is cheap. Fit and toned female body is the best reason to live.

What country has the best girls? I need a goal for my future.

>>6134147
I've met a lot of qts from Eastern Europe. Poland was a real qt3.14 but the Ukrainian was just... I don't know. She was so beautiful is actually makes me quite angry that I can't have her.

Is it bad that I regard other women as a status symbol? I want a beautiful girlfriend because I imagine it means something to other people. A trophy I can gloat about. I think I objectify women without being wholly aware of it. Which is fine. Women are walking works of art.

>>6134449
You're not the only one. I want a love wife to be the second mother to my children. Then a want other wives to serve me in bed. Then I want a concubine to be my young lovers so I can fulfill my dreams about keeping a harem. Basically I want all the women I can get.

>>6134458
If you're qt may I request be part of your harem?

>>6134482
I go to gym 5 times a week so I look quite athletic. Also i have abs. But have serious shortage in the boob department. Feel free to join my harem but do remember that you'll be a harem wife, nothing more. Only cuddling and rough sex. Occasionally I might take you out for a date if my proper wives are unavailable.

>>6134497
That's fine, b-but can we have soft love making from time to time?

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>>6134147
I don't know but I heard Japan has a nice les bar scene.

>>6134504
This is degenerate.

>>6134502
Sorry, that's mostly preserved for my real wives. When they're unavailable and I have emotional needs then you'll get soft lovemaking. Basically you're there to fulfill my needs and in exchange you'll never be lonely ever again.

>>6134516
Would you maintain my NEET lifestyle though?

Do you know how to pose, lesgen?
http://imgur.com/a/Hyq0J

>>6134530
Probably. I believe NEET's don't require much maintenance and I have a fetish for keeping paid servants. So you'll get upkeep as compensation for your services.

>>6128660
YELL FROM THE TOP OF YOUR LUNGS
i love you, now ear my muffin top, baby

>>6134547
No, since I don't need select angles to pass, tranny.

>>6134561
Click the link, stupid.

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>gf has been away for a week on a business trip
>she's home!
>hug and kiss
>she looks unhappy
>babe what's wrong
>she's not looking at me
>babe what happened
>"It's just...I've realized something over this past week, and it's scaring me."
>oh shit what
>this doesn't sound good
>"I feel like, incomplete or something when I'm not with you now."
>mfw

>>6134561
>mentions passing
TRANNY DETECTED

>>6132789
Depends how pure hearted you are and the quality of your soul. Most souls are eligible for a few wishes, such as a trade for a gf. I would just take you and another girls soul who also wished for a gf, whom I thought would suit you, and sandwich you two together. Basically generating free souls for me at the cost of nothing. The only down side for you, is since I have your souls I get to watch you two have sex whenever I feel like it.
Or if you're both ugly or not my type then I trade x amount of bad things to happen to you as an even trade.

Price of souls per gf wish, cis only:
Lipsticks: 400s
Feminine: 115s
Tomboyish: 62s
Soft butch: 30s
Absolute butch: 4s
NEET: 18s

And then the price of them having a job, looks, money, personality all cost souls too. Just get a cat.

>>6134834
How much for a femme goldstar NEET? Still 18s?

>>6134842
I would pay you -1/12s

>>6134842
Add the currency.
133s plus Goldstar-- sorry I left that out.
Goldstar: 200s
So.. 333s
Sub, dom, switch, and fetishes ect also have their prices. In truth, lesbian souls are worth more then mens and heterosexuals due to the purity and rarity.

>>6134834
>implying lipstick is better than tomboyish

>>6134823
What are you doing in here with all that happiness.

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>>6134908
When the gf is away, gotta check in with my online lesbians.

>>6134892
Rarity, darling. All about rarity.
Think of it as what the car looks like on the outside, but could easily have a shitty motor ( personality or other factors ) under the hood.

>>6134882

So...333s.
Does that mean I have to murder 333 people and you'll send me my gf? How does this work?

>>6134927
I dunno. Lipsticks seem more abundant to me than qt feminine tomboys.

Although maybe I'm biased because I am desperately attracted to qt feminine tomboys and there are never enough of them.

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>>6134963
What do you mean by feminine tomboy? Like this?

>>6134930
Sleep with or murder enough other lesbians based on their worth in s's to collect enough souls to wish for your gf. If your mom or aunt is hot and you sleep with either, then it doubles it's in price from sin points or SPs being involved.
Souls must be 18y/o or older to harvest.
Or you could masturbate to me 333 times and I would have her shipped the next day. Whatever works for you love.

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>>6134982
That's femmier than I'd generally go for, actually.

Liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiike Alex Danvers when she's done up in DEO gear.

She's clearly not proper butch, but she's definitely not high-femme either. Minimal makeup, practical clothing, kickass/aggressive personality, but still feminine.

>>6135064
>Alex Danvers when she's done up in DEO gear
Unf, yes please.

Have you masturbated to furry, lesgen? I have.

>>6135291
Right? She's hot af.

It's that exact combo I'm looking for. I don't really know how to describe is so that people know what I'm talking about. Is it chapstick? Tomboy? It's not butch, and it's not really femme either.

>>6135028
I'm never going to bed 300 women in my lifetime, so schlicking will have to do. It'll take approximately two weeks, so start getting her ready for me.

>>6134982
Hey, I dress kind of like that.

>>6134504
i lived in bits of japan for a while, all the lesbian bars i came across in tokyo and osaka were tiny 5 stool bars, usually karaoke. Quite friendly but not friendly enough to foreigners, at least when i was there alone i didnt get approached...

by the way, if there are any lesbian londoners around looking to hang out and play some games both vidia and board, (usually aboard a boat as it happens) we have a discord channel. here is the invite link https://discord.gg/0qlOSBrO5XgiQbQN

>>6135421
Most Japanese people can't speak english. Even cafes and such written in english, you'll go inside and the menu's are Japanese ect. They use english more as a style to look cool. The Chinese are notorious for that. Even if they took english courses in school, most get flustered and don't want to speak broken english and sound stupid and embarrass themselves to foreigners. So they seem to like to avoid talking to people who aren't Japanese unless they hear them speak it first and feel like they could maybe hold a conversation well enough with them.

>>6135467
Oh i did try, i speak near perfect japanese. Every conversation I had ultimatly came down to "what brings you to japan?"

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>>6135467
Thanks for the kind offering of information about Japanese culture, Satan.

>>6135467
Old people are an exception to this, some of them REALLY want to speak English and they'll accost you with conversation anytime, anywhere. Or they'll just start speaking Japanese and see what happens. Of course this doesn't help in picking up lesbians at all, but unlike the other anon I've never been anywhere near a lesbian establishment.

>>6135497
Maybe they were trying to carry more conversation?
>>6135503
I have a Japanese friend who explained that to me. Especially tourist, they'll just randomly point you in another direction to get rid of you to, Is also what she told me.
Also you dress similar to me, if that is you anon.

I JUST WANT CHLOE PRICE TO TAKE ME ON A ROAD TRIP THROUGH THE PACIFIC NORTHWEST.

I WANT TO HER TO FUCKING FUCK ME BENEATH THE SEATTLE MOONLIGHT WHILST OVERLOOKING THE BREATHING NIGHT CITY ON A HILL IN THE BACK OF HER TRUCK.

I WANT TO FALL ASLEEP FEELING THE CHILL CREEP UNDER THE BLANKETS.

I WILL NEVER DO ANY OF THOSE THINGS

WHY LIVE

REEEEEEEEEE

>>6135583
Well fuck, if you're that traumatized, I'll do a mediocre cosplay of Chloe for you anon. You'll have to drive us though. Maybe I'll even go down on you while you drive across a wide, open desert road.

>>6135535
>Especially tourist, they'll just randomly point you in another direction to get rid of you to, Is also what she told me.
Sometimes this is also about not wanting to admit they don't know. My family has run into this a few times even in Japanese -- very detailed directions that were completely incorrect.

>>6135583

>tfw you kind of have a crush on Chloe Price
>tfw you're almost as messed up as she is, so you also empathise with her hard

Hard feels

>>6135607
Sneaky Japs.

>>6135610
>kind of

Fuck off, casual affection pleb.

>>6135607
>deceiving people out of shamefur dispray
Sasuga Japan.

>>6135600
No one can capture Chloe in cosplay.

They just make her a bland, generic blue haired everywoman.

>>6135654

Man, I love her to bits.
It's just weird becuase I am also basically her.

>>6135680
Suuuuure you are.

>>6135680
No, you aren't.

Don't over-identify and kill her character in the process.

>>6135680
Let's shoot a few bullets off a car and see, shall we? :^)

>>6135366
I have no idea either, sorry. All I know is that it's very nice to look at.

>>6135716

Well, in terms of outlook and general issues, sure.
Im not even half as cute, sadly.

>tfw no gf, ever
People have told me I'm intimidating. Good looking but intimidating. Not even in the traditional feminine sense.

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>>6135975
>decent match in interests, etc with someone on OKC
>doesn't explicitly mention social justice at all
>She has Umbridge-style horn-rimmed glasses and bright red hair
>She marked my "No." in response to "Would you date a tranny" as unacceptable

>>6136045
...that wasnt meant in reply to you >>6135975

>>6136032
Same. I would go out with you, anon.

>come out as lesbian
>"you are such a disgrace, stay away from your siblings, we may forgive you but God will not"

>find out my gf is the daughter of a millionaire
>"go for it girl, we knew you would make it, we so proud"

oh money, what would we do without you

>>6136076
>>"We may forgive you but God will not"
>>Find out my gf is the daughter of a millionaire
You can make the next Lesgen "Satan Is Best Girl Edition" to thank me, Anon. P.S I love you.

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>>6136114
No, Satan, you tried that with Chill lesgen and you made it die. Satan is death. Jesus is life. Therefore the next thread theme should be a tribute to Queer Lesbian Jesus.

>>6136114
My parents said, you invented blues, rock and metal.
I Love you, man! You da MVP!

>>6136076
>daughter of a millionaire

How many millions? Only one is pretty solidly middle class.

>>6136180
She's the daughter of one of them oligarchs that runs our corrupt country.

>>6136133
I didn't try anything with Chill gen. I have no interest in answering male or tranny questions, how is that my fault?

>>6136203
which cunt are you from?

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>>6136142
I love you too anon.
Tell her to invest money in medical stocks like syringes, bandages, ect since they rarely ever go down. My friends grandpa made millions in a few years by doing that.

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>>6136114
>>6136133
I read a really strange SuperCat fanfic in which Supergirl was literally the devil.

It was weirdly good and sort of disturbing.

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>>6136133
Also
>implying "chill" lesgen needed any help to die

>>6136224
Afraid to tell you, since he is probably the only oligarch here, who is not ashamed of his daughter being a les, leaving me quite exposed.

>>6136203
Johnson & Johnson company heiress was gonna marry Tila Tequila. I will never get over how hilarious that is.

>>6136253
I thought you weren't on board with SuperCat!

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>>6136277
Y'all datin' Mary Cheney?

>>6136298
I wasn't. But the fanfiction has started to win me over.

>>6136307
I'd lowkey date Mary Cheeney.

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>>6136512
Too old for me tbqh. I ain't no grave robber.

>>6136307
Ahh, fanfic can be good at that.

>reading fanfics
Lost the one grain of respect for you.

So, I've recently been told by a friend that I'm "not as lesbian as I could be" because I don't have a preference for a specific "type" of vulva. I don't care at all about labia length or color. I don't care about clit size or protuberance. Aesthetically, I'd rank every one I've seen (IRL or online) on the same level. She's crazy right? The only thing that matters about a vulva is what you think about the qt it belongs to.

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>>6136602
Good fanfic made me really love Black Widow.

It's an underrated art form imo.

>>6136615
Please. Like you ever had any.

Obligatory fuck your shit fun things are fun etc

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>>6136620
Yeah, homegirl got issues.

I'm just so excited to be burying myself in vag I could not give less of a single shit how long her labia are or whatever the fuck.

Only thing that would matter is if she didn't wash it or some gross shit.

>the only thing that matters about a vulva is that it's a vulva you can stick your face in
FTFY

>>6136622
If I ever see your face irl I'm gonna elbow it.

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>>6136633
Lmao please try

>>6136622
>Good fanfic made me really love Black Widow.
How so?
>It's an underrated art form imo.
It really is. There's some good shit out there. Sometimes I enjoy the fics more than I enjoy the show itself (not in the case of Supergirl tho).

>>6136620
>She's crazy right?

P. much.

>>6136635
I'm practicing on images of that chick you keep posting. Broke a couple monitors but well worth it. I'll knock you out in one swing swear on me fuckkin mum.

>>6136620
Is she lesbian as well? Tell her a true gay loves all labias.

>>6136620
Innies are best but it's not like I give enough of a fuck. There's def prettier pussy than others but it's not a deal breaker if she's got the longer inner labia roast beef looking kind. That's kinda fun to me cause I can suck on those more and that's neat but I do prefer the pretty innie peach like.

Maybe you're friend was just teasingly giving you shit. Like teasing an asian friend for not playing enough lol to be asian.

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>>6136620
>She's crazy right?
Yeah, she's nuts. Or she's just fucking around with you. A girl on my swim team used to tease this other girl saying that she looked prepubescent. I think they were both strait, but I shipped them pretty hard in my own head cannon.

Personally, I don't have a preference for any one type, but I really love that so much variety exists. I'm practically a kiss-less virgin myself, but I aspire to one day catch 'um all.
>I wanna be the very best!
>Like no one ever was!

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>>6136651
Yeah, with certain types of good-but-not-great shows I'll enjoy the fanfics more. With the really good shows it's usually a very pleasant feedback loop. The show makes me like the fanfic which augments my enjoyment of the show with makes me like the fanfic more etc.

>not in the case of Supergirl tho
Ofc. No fanfic can truly capture her qtness.

>How so?
I read a very long BlackHill fic that was actually a pretty good character study on her, which made me want to find more BlackHill fics, which lead me on a reading binge of the best Black Widow fics out there. There are a lot of really well-done character studies for her. Flesh out her history, make her completely fascinating as a character. There are a couple I opened looking for BlackHill, only to find that the BlackHill was very very minor and it was mostly about Black Widow's sense of identity or whatever, and then I bookmarked them anyway because they were so fucking good.

That made me read her comics, and like her more when I saw her in the films, and now she's a favorite character where before she was meh.

>>6136674
>Like teasing an asian friend for not playing enough lol to be asian.
What is this gross Orientalism? Some types of Asian play dota2.

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>>6136673
>trying to punch Supergirl

>>6136690
Humm, interesting. Was the long fic that one you rec'd to another anon a few threads back?

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>>6136713
That it was. She finally finished it, too. The author, I mean.

>>6136702
>trying to stop me from knocking the pads out of her costume
Don't get caught in the splash, bitch.

>>6136693
Now we play Overwatch.

>>6136724
Mm, good. I rarely have the dedication to keep up with an ongoing fic.

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>>6136759
>Now we play Overwatch
I think it's a bit early to make that call.

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>>6136787
Well I do. At first I wasn't into it, and wanted to drop it to play cs:go, but now I'm enamored with Tracer.

>>6135467
I don't think the same applies to the japanese, but mainland Chinese will stare at foreigners. Like, walk up to you and just stare at you. It's not impolite and they're genuinely curious.

>>6136811
In Japan it really depends on the area you're in. Get somewhere with fewer foreigners and people will look, though they'll def try harder than mlc to pretend they're not. Kids will often stare regardless.

>>6136811
>>6136839
I heard that the school-aged japs in a group will stare and giggle at foreigners they find unusual. Otherwise, japanese people like to keep to themselves. Never been to japan or mainland china tho. I only know Koreans are foreigner crazy.

>>6136861
Kids and old people are curious and sometimes even chatty, anyone in the middle tends to be more skittish unless they're drunk.

I don't recall getting any attention at all in Korea but I was only there for a few days and I was in Seoul. And I'm not a blue-eyed blonde.

I got some attitude when traveling in Taiwan but I'm still not sure why.

>>6136807
her accent sounds too fake.

>>6136807
Yeah... I think I saw that pointless thread you made.

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>>6136896
I actually legitimately hate her voice. But zipping forwards and back, pretending not to give a shit is fun.

>>6136906
A thread around overwatch? I never made one.

>I don't recall getting any attention at all in Korea but I was only there for a few days and I was in Seoul.
Go to the lesbo club on homo hill.
>Taiwan
Someone call you a white piggu?

>>6136920
>>6136894
forgot to respond to you bb

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>>6136759
You mean the blood splash from when you grind your hand to paste trying to punch Our Lord and Savior? Wouldn't dream of it, I don't want your aids.

>>6136767
I do, but it's so much less satisfying then finding a long one already done.

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Just a reminder that tomorrow, May 5th, is Butch Appreciation Day!

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>>6136952
May 5th is CIVIL WAR GET HYPE day, you fucking casual.

Which reminds, I gotta get my costume ready.

>>6136920
>Go to the lesbo club on homo hill.
Nah I don't do clubs. Is that the hill in/near itaewon though? We did go have a look around the area but I guess there's nothing to see from the outside really.

>Someone call you a white piggu?
Nobody called me anything as far as I could tell. People were just kind of pokerface/surly sometimes when I spoke English and weirdly a couple of them got friendlier when I tried switching to Japanese.

>>6136942
You got worse shit coming.

>>6136971
>switching to japanese
Look at these racist fucks. It's ok. I like you when you speak the language of FREEDOM and when you speak the nip nong ching chong

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>>6136975
Worse than weeb aids? Hardly.

>>6136942
>I do, but it's so much less satisfying then finding a long one already done
Yeah, I like being able to dig my teeth in. On the rare occasion that I follow something ongoing I tend to let a few updates build up before I catch up.

>>6136964
Imagine if you had a sudden heart attack and missed out on CIVIL WAR GET HYPE

Woudn't you just want to kill yourself

>>6136045
maybe shesa tranny

>>6136986
>the language of FREEDOM
One of my distant cousins actually used to call English "America-go" when she was little. It was pretty cute.

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>>6136991
Yeah. I've got a really adorable ongoing one right now that occasionally updates and it's NEVER ENOUGH.

>>6136993
Nah, it'll still be there tomorrow.

>>6137004
Yeah. She didn't LOOK like one, but you never know. I decided she was too fugly anyway and moved on. Anyone who thinks those glasses are a good look is bad news.

>>6137016
>NEVER ENOUGH
Exactly. What fandom?

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>>6137024
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Skimmons.

It's a damn weird fic. I did not expect to like it.

ALSO, there is a terrible, terrible lack of good, long skimmons fics. It's supposed to be a popular ship, damnit!

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>>6137054
The actors even endorsed it!

>>6137054
>>6137061
Ahh. I only started watching that show recently and I'm not caught up so I haven't looked into fics yet.

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>>6137078
>only started watching that show recently
Oh man. Oh man. It's so good. It only gets better the farther in you go.

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>>6137095
...which is what she said, of course.

>>6137095
>>6137098
Crass. But I agree so far. With the uh, initial entendre, that is.

>>6136988
Are you really calling me a weeb? Gb2 /tv/ you shallow shit taste.

>>6137054
I'm so jelly of Eurasian mutts that were blessed with droopy eyes. Droopy eyes are the cutest.

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>>6137134
I'm nothing if not crass!

But yeah no, I'm glad you're enjoying it. It's fucking stunningly done.

>>6137152
Well she's not wrong. Closeted weeb is still a weeb.

>>6136952
Is this a real thing?

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>>6137152
I can smell the weeb all over you.

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Where is GeoAnon? I want her to confirm if she looks like how I think she does.

Pic related. It's what I imagined when I heard her vocaroos.

>>6137155
I'm probably chewing through it too quickly to really appreciate the craft this time around, I'll have to either do a rewatch or read stuff other people have written about it once I'm caught up.

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>>6137153
but Japanese have the droopiest of eyes

>>6137183
Yeah well they didn't pass em on and I'm salty about it.

>>6137198
Man, I thought I was the only one who had a thing for girls with qt droopy kind eyes.

>>6137203
Nope, I love droopy eyes. I had a major thing for Eliza Dushku back in the day.

>>6137158
How did you know it was me? Genocidal gold star self-appointed God of the thread?

>>6137168
>dat jaw

>>6137295
The empty aggression and writing style.

>>6137309
I've been found out. No choice but to move on and start over somewhere far far away. I'm gonna start writing for /qst/.

>>6137319
Don't lie, you're addicted to us.

>>6137212
I'm not even talking Eliza Dushku droopy, I mean like so slitted and droopy that you can barely tell if her eyes are opened or closed. That paired with a nice smile just gets me.

>p.s: faith x buffy 4 lyfe

>>6137324
Not especially. You haven't done anything for me. You sure as hell haven't gotten me a girlfriend.

>>6137343
Well what do you look like, anon?
If you don't look like a literal whale, I'm sure you'll find a few NEETs here to begin your eventual harem

>>6137338
Do you mean squinty?

>faith x buffy
Of course. Always.

>>6137362

>googles squinty eyes

naaaah
I think I mean droopy. Like when the upper eyelid droops over the eye giving either a sad or kind look.
I wish I had a pic to illustrate but I don't.

>>6137414
Hooded?

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>>6137176
Oh yeah, that's the way to do it. Go through it like Barry Allen the first time, enjoy all the craziness, then go back and watch it again to catch all the little nuances.

>>6137414
>>6137435
Hooded would be my guess too. I think of droopy as tilting down toward the outside of the face.

>>6137438
Good to know I'm following the approved method!

>>6137452
droopy as in the way most people look like when their high?

>>6137435

Yeaaaaaaah, maybe that's it. Hooded and drooping down towards the ends.

SO FRIGGIN CUTE.

But it's one of those things where I feel weird for thinking that...

>>6137356
Blog bio #188
I'm a 20 yo half korean who can only attract old women. I don't like neets, sjws, or softball. I do like graphic tees, school, beer, animals (monkeys can fuck off tho), and make up. I'm studying both to be a paramedic and a writer. I want to do volunteering overseas and in disaster relief. I am not fat.

>>6137637
>old women
How old are we talking?

>eating girl out
>she falls alseep

uh

>>6137827
Hahaha, poor anon.

Need more info. Was she making much noise before or being p. quiet?

>>6137637
You forgot "weeaboo"

>>6137825
Probably the kind who spend their time in the Graveyard eternal care unit.

>>6138141
Cuz I mean...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3PNr1W4TGCc

This woman is in her 60's.
Are you saying you wouldn't?

>>6138253
She's like my future wife when I've neglected her with of my younger lover after 35 years of marriage.

>>6137827
That's why you start slow then speed up for a bit then slow down and repeat to build it up, almost letting her get close, then slowing until YOU want her to cum by teasing her. Right when she's about to cum I suggest sucking down on her clit at the same time. So when she cums, she cums hard. Then I give them not really much time to recover until they do the shockwave/tasered effect of having multiple rippling ones all at once.
I normally run my hands or fingers gently down their sides or legs while I'm doing it. If they play with my hair while I do it then I'll tease them for as long as they can take it since I love the feeling.
Oral and teasing are my specialties. The more practice you get the better anon. If you need advice then don't be afraid to ask.

>>6138680
How many souls to get Satan to eat me out?

>>6138680

Man, I used to be this good.
Im out of practice though.

Seeking volunteers to let me practice on.

>>6137917
Not a weeb!!

>>6137825
Like white hair and grandkids.

>>6128670
Well hello.

My glutes trap hands and my thighs crush watermelons.

>>6138749
There's only one girl in the whole universe I'm fighting for right now that I want to fuck for all eternity. But Goldstars get discount. Cost 666s for them or 6,666s for non goldstars.

>>6139393
>Tfw Satan has oneitis

That sounds like a lot of hard work. I think I'll just sit on street corners with a sign that reads "bls eet dis bagina :--DDD" instead.


Everyone knows Mammon is best stake, anyway.

Ugh.. I think I have a fever, lesgen. My throat feels warm, I get chills often and my head (especially the back and temples) hurt like a motherfucker.

This sucks, especially since the weekend's coming and I had planned to go to this big academic party at my uni with some friends and have them crash at my house for a couple of days. I just hope this is as bad as it's gonna get. God damn this is unlucky

>>6139519
Poor you ): If you get sick I'll come to you and be a nurse for you <3

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>>6139548
I wouldn't want you to get too close anon, but your intentions warm my already burning heart

Drinking third cup of tea with a tablespoon of honey, feeling slightly better. Also it's raining outside.

>>6139478
>Everyone knows Mammon is best stake, anyway.
OH DESIRE

>>6139593
): Well okey, I guess I'll go find another girl to take care of.

>>6139630
No, Mammon is Grred. Asmodeus is Lust.

>>6139593
If your throat hurts eat tons of marshmallows and gargle a little of peroxide a couple times a day. It's not that bad and helps kill bacteria in your throat. Marshmallows stop your throat from hurting and stops the coughing. Put lemon juice in your tea also. If you feel bloated drink peppermint tea.

>>6139686
It's just been too long since I've had an excuse to reference la divina tragedia, I was looking for any excuse.

>>6139593
That thumb is long.

>>6139390
O-oh my

>>6139755
>gargle a little of peroxide a couple times a day
This sounds like a horrible idea. I'm pretty sure warm water with salt is a safer way to go.

>>6139834
They have hydrogen peroxide for oral use. I had to gargle a mixture of it when my teeth got pulled.

>>6139755
It doesn't hurt much, though I think it would help. I don't have peroxide with me though, so I'll go with warm water and salt.

I'm kinda worried about the headaches though. Sometimes it hurts at the back of my head, and if I move suddenly or cough, it hurts worse.

My temperature's at 37.8, this ain't meningitis right?


>>6139825
Thanks (?), I have gotten complemented on my fingers before.
At least I won the genetic lottery on the hands part.

>>6139593
why not loose leaf?

>>6139799
>la divina tragedia

Riiiiiiight...

>>6140056
Oh come on.
https://youtu.be/LyymN-osUjY?t=45

>>6139968
Also alkaseltzer tablets is your friend!! I like the orange ones the best but plain taste fine too. I can't stress this enough even though I forgot to mention it.. It helps with even headaches and everything else. I swear by them. Salt water is fine to gargle, but the peroxide really does kill the bacteria a lot better. It's not that bad tasting and if you just gargle a swish for 40 seconds twice a day. I've tried it myself and found it works much better then salt water or other shit.

>>6139968
I would suck on that thumb

>>6140113
For some reason I thought you were
>>6139686
Rather than
>>6139630.
Where the logic in that was I don't know. It can't be helped.

>Tfw I ruined everything with my new favourite lesgen anon

>>6140243
I expect you were confused because nobody ever refers to the song by its actual name.

>new favourite lesgen anon
Aww, aren't you sweet.

>>6139393
>There's only one girl in the whole universe I'm fighting for right now that I want to fuck for all eternity.
Is that you, Homura?

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>>6137168
SCHOOL NYUKKA
Two weeks left and all hell is breaking loose.

And no, not really. Maybe when I was fat?
My facial features are more sharp and defined, not full like that at all. Don't really store fat on the face. My nose is way cuter too, not that hers is bad. Think longer, thicker, wavier, more reddish blonde hair, green eyes, and freckles. Got one of those fuckers on my lower lip right now. Didn't even know that could happen.

That a better description?

On another note, look at this woman. Look at her.
Just
LOOK
she's perfect.
I want her to pole vault into my heart.

>>6135607
Irish directions involve telling you everywhere NOT to go and the life story of everyone associated with all those roads you shouldn't take.

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>>6140402
>name is satan
Chances are she is.

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Are lesbians into the gender bender/body swap/possession fetish?
Contact me on Telegram @mollymawk if you are. I'd love to connect with women who are into the same thing.