Drunk sluts edition edition
▶Informed consent providers:https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/932389/Trans/Stepping%20Forward%20-%20Informed%20Consent%20Clinics.pdf
▶Trans Info Dump:http://pastebin.com/h1vLPxyV (embed)
▶Beginner makeup resources:http://masterposter.tumblr.com/post/116605714860
▶Size charts:http://www.americanapparel.net/sizing/default.asp?chart=womens.pantse_conversion_chart.php
▶Transition timelines:http://imgur.com/a/qWpxv
▶Voice Training:http://pastebin.com/dgipdsge (embed)
▶HRT info:https://web.archive.rg/web/0000000000000http://taimapedia.org/index.php?title=Hormones
▶Voice Help:
http://webjedi.net/projects/lgbtq/speech-therapy/
▶IRC:https://www.rizon.net/chat#mtfg
▶Zeemaps:https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=1843968
Previous bread >>6116271
>>6117259
>drunk sluts
KARI
CUT THE SHIT-TALK
First for fuck bitches, get money.
>>6117185
where do you think we are
mtfg is definitely abusive but i would rather have that over a hugbox
Fictional, or non-fictional, stories about men saving and dating cute trans women.
PASTE THEM NOW.
evenin' /mtfg/ who are we hating on today?
nth for cute posting!
>>6117273
>>6117256
ah that doesn't sound too bad as long as they keep the PC BS at a minimum
Love you all, hope you're all having great days! <3
>>6117271
>tfw not a cute transwoman
>tfw no man would save me or date me
>>6117279
NO BEING A SLUT GOSH
C'mon baby, one drink won't hurt.
I wish dysphoria didn't take up so much space in my head
Maybe if I get ADD meds that'll help
>>6117277
its the kolloquium of an armenian thats specialised in genocide. something tells me this is going to be the opposite of PC, at least, I hope
>>6117282
But I started my progesterone cycle today~
>>6117262
it's not ok in the first place, but claiming that you deserve to be able to bully someone just because you're not sexually attracted to them is the shittiest reason I've ever heard. It's just really fucking childish.
At least if you're trans, you understand the pain, so you just look like a sociopath, not an ignorant ass.
>>6117272
anons
>>6117273
anotha' one <3
>>6117276
adorable overload... <3 <3
im so dumb reposting
hey guys can it be voice time someone post a vocaroo or something so i can feel less awful about my voice.
https://clyp.it/x12r13xd (embed)
>>6116432
do people actually like going to a-kon? i went with my boyfriend last year and its like actually the worst thing ever. nothing but people audibly spouting memes and fat girls pretending to be small anime characters. some of the panels are cool though.
Guh, what time is it guys?
Its pretty late but I can stay up, how's everyone doing?
I think Im gonna an hero. I just asked if /b/ knew the best way, hopefully one of them or one of you kind peeps can tell me.
hi i made a story
http://pastebin.com/nAYsp5kS
http://pastebin.com/nAYsp5kS
http://pastebin.com/nAYsp5kS
>>6117279
you? pfft, please.
you're alright
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gOMhN-hfMtY&nohtml5=False
>>6117291
oh god pls tell me how it went
nothing better than an armenian ranting over turks
>>6117287
>ADD meds
The thought of you on amphetamines is honestly terrifying, please no.
>>6117292
GET YOUR GIRLFRIEND TO TAME YOU JEEZ
>>6117295
oh trust me I agree it's shitty and I hate this chaser with a passion now. Chasers that come here are just bad, period, but if they think they can get involved in more than just hitting on us that's a fucking joke.
>tfw you think about a qt trip and start blushing
>tfw you think about holding her hand and get butterflies
>>6117284
You forgot to put in a picture.
>tfw will never have a man get me drunk
>>6117259
tinychat therapedungeon#
>>6117273
(You)
>>6117306
well its his kolloquium, but he isnt doing the presentation tomorrow. I had a lecture on the armenian genocide by him 2 terms ago tho, it was pretty rad. great guy
>>6117270
you can be honest without outright ignoring transition facts
Fact. Im early hrt. Fact. I do not pass. Nor do I have any delusion that I do. I've said several dozens of times that I look 100% male and will look male for at least another year or two.
I'd appreciate it it every single thread I didn't have the same group of anons/chasers reposting my pictures in some attempt to sprew hatred for the sake of causing sucide/drama. That's asinine and if you hate someone so much a filter exists. Just because this is 4cham doesn't mean all civility has to go out the window and everyone act like shit flinging apes all in the name of "huuur no hugbox" (IE nver say anything gpisitive to anyone ever. That's such a poisonous mindset I csnt even. There is a huge diff between constructive criticism to help someone and relentless shitting on them for epic lulz)
>>6117298
First you really shouldn't do it.
Second, best way is partial hanging if you know how to do it right. Blood goes out but it doesn't go in, you just fall asleep and in half an hour you are dead. Helium is a good alternative, but it's usually in a mixture that avoids killing you so you have to get it pure. If you're a badass just get underwater and breath water.
The feeling of needing air is actually from too much CO2, not the lack of oxigen, so if you replace your lung capacity with something that doesn't contain CO2 you shouldn't notice that you're dying.
>>6117303
Yayyy~
>>6117309
We don't have that kind of relationship though x.x Like If I get sexual she gets awkward. IDK. It's starting to get to me honestly ;-; I just want to feel desirable I guess.
how many anons do you think are actually trans?
>>6117333
About 50%
I think there was a poll about it once before.
>>6117333
All of them
>>6117307
You're both the same every normal person thinks please no when you get drugs.
>>6117328
Why would a chaser repost your pics to make you look bad? Serious question.
>>6117324
neat :3
>tfw your ex gf watched a live birth today
>she sends you 40 texts about how she still wants to have your baby but knows she can't
>>6117332
I guess with a butt like yours it needs lots of attention~
>>6117333
30% trans, 40% chasers, 30% repressed trans chasers
Source: my butt
>>6117333
A larger percentage than the trips at the very least.
>>6117302
>dude ok this is my story
>its about a lil sissy boy
>>6117349
I am looking forward to the content, but Id rather not have to be there in person. I HATE BEING STARED AT SO MUCH
>>6117356
LMAOO u guys asked for it
its barely even a sissy story
its barely even anything ROFL its just a lovely tale
>>6117346
This guy literally just admitted to doing it and being a chaser. his excuse is rhat non passing transgirls or yransgirls early into transition deserved to be harassed to suicide it until they detransition. Unpassing transgirls to him are not people and do not deserve to live or be happy.
See
>>6117338
>>6117296
I'll spare you. My voice passes.
Your voice is andro, but you've got the timbre right. If you practice enough to raise the pitch, you'll be perfect.
>>6117309
Kawaii was pretty cool, and steve just minds his own business (and maddie's), but I totally agree that they shouldn't get involved on trans topics.
>>6117338
Why are you trying to justify yourself? Are you actually trans, or do you just come here to be a cunt?
>>6117354
I think her ovaries were like "look at that baby!!!! Quick text the closest semblance to a man in your life! She's got a penis! She'll do!"
>>6117362
Kawaii's alright I guess, a bit silly but we're friends on Skype. I don't know Steve, but as long as they just kinda do their chaser thing whatever. It's annoying but we know how to deal with it. When they anonymously encourage suicide or detrans or try to stop people from transitioning, that's when they become a fucking disgusting example of something lesser than a human being.
Fuck. I relapsed last night. Why do drugs and alcohol have to be so good?
>>6117358
:(
if only you'd be able to understand why they look at you
[spoiler]because you look pretty damn gorgeous[/spoiler]
My other ex just said "we could try sucking out your stuff with a tube or something and seeing if it could work"
What is with girls today I swear
>>6117371
>tfw did acid last night and feel genuinely changed for the better.
feels gud
>>6117366
>He's got a penis! He'll do!"
fixed
she never saw you as a woman. sorry for your transbian delusion, hon
>>6117379
how many exes do you have
i thought it was just the one
>ask a friend to draw me something in return for me singing them to sleep
>get this
strangely accurate desu ne
>>6117362
To make you release that hugboxes are wrong.
Look. transgirls I've dated in the past I've been very now to. I dated them on the assumption they were CIS, therefore they passed. Then I was kind enough to ignore their penis and treated them like a real girl. Because they pass.
Hons do not get that privilege.
>>6117389
he's an alpha male who impregnated many bitches in his lifetime
>>6117367
From what I've seen (>>6117346) Steve is generally not the type to bully.
>>6117371
>drugs
>good
They're not.
>>6117353
>>6117332
Kari, I still want to have your butt.
Just so you know.
>>6117381
jelly
how much did u take
>>6117377
i liked when bepo became real most of all
>>6117361
That guy is definitely not a chaser. He wouldn't have come here to vent his frustrations on everyone if he was. That's a repressed transgirl.
He's also saying that he hates 'hons', again, another red flag. Just look at everything he's typing. He definitely has some issues he needs to work out.
>But what pisses me off is the hugbox mentality that encourages the creation of Hons. A repressed life is better than a non passing life.
Maybe a repressed trans/chaser? Not the stereotypical male chaser.
i thought i had a cold sore in the corner of my mouth due to being tired or rundown or something but really i just split my lip trying to fit too-large food into my mouth because i'm a greedy cunt
>>6117394
>Kari, I still want to have your butt.
Her butt belongs to me okay.
>>6117345
>you're both the same
>as edgar
You. take that back
>>6117399
watch yourself fatty
or i'll put you on the jeremy kyle show
>>6117383
Literally true I haven't seen her since I started hrt
>>6117392
pic relevant
>>6117400
b-but... butt?
>>6117397
AWW
>>6117415
Anyone who wants to talk, touch, look at, or even utter the name Kari has to go through me.
>>6117416
i wish my imaginary friends would have become real ;_;
>>6117398
yeah I mean just look at how pathetic she is
>>6117392
I mean she's just looking for ways to justify that she's a gigantic cunt for literally no reason and absolutely refuses to admit that bullying early or unpassing transgirls to suicide is wrong. All she cares about is how she feels not what the other ppl being harassed. That type of egomania is a rare sight to see even in edgy 4 chsn. I'm just amazed that her 100% objectively toxic and actively harmful personalty is allowed here for any length of time.
[heavy breathing]
>>6117398
Oh for god sake. If it's any consolation to you armchair psychologists I treat ugly men and women the same way as hons on /soc/
I was justified in scaring that Anon away. From his story he sounds totally unpassable and a total lost cause. ive saved him years of heartache and given him closure. He is no longer a prisoner of indecision. Now he can decide to either kill himself or live a normal male life. I did him a favour!
>>6117404
'intersex man transitions to female to have a normal life, gets fat instead, blames parents'
you'd fucking watch that. i'd fucking watch that
>>6117426
hip
help please
how can I become a better person
I don't want to be shit
>>6117396
just a tab of 2ce
>>6117426
Where can I get one?
>>6117429
>ive saved him years of heartache and given him closure. He is no longer a prisoner of indecision. Now he can decide to either kill himself or live a normal male life. I did him a favour!
literally a murdering psychopath
>>6117434
haha jesus christ
>>6117426
yes please
I love fancy coats and jackets
>>6117424
Kek I want the one bullying you today. That was the other anon. (Sup comrade)
>muh hugbox
This is 4chan. I can treat people anyway I like and there is nothing you can do about it.
>>6117440
according to reverse search
http://www.polyvore.com/fleece_plaid_pea_coat/thing?id=12554353
but
>Sold out
also
>13 AUD
what the fuck?
what the actual fuck?
>>6117423
u could get a tulpa!!
be advised i dont condone this or know jack shit
>>6117438
make an appointment with your doctor
tooooo maaannnnnyyyy emooootionnnnnsssss
I need lovely stories to read, in yellow/green text.
>>6117449
*tips fedora*
>>6117442
Literally the last person I hugboxed became and hon and killed themselves because of it. My conscience is clean.
I have also made a person not transition irl. Because they would look fucking hideous. A year later. They are thanking me for my helpful advice and say they "dodged a bullet" and are still alive and kicking.
Murdering psychopath my ass
>>6117426
reminds me of this. and i'm actually pretty sure they own one just like the one you linked. yuck.
>>6117454
I have an autism screening with a psychairtrist on the 26th, that's the closest I could get to a general therapy referral
>>6117458
>be me
>walking down a path
>see a girl walking by on other side of the fence
>she's beautiful
>mosey on over
>hop over fence and call out to her
>she approaches
>she touches her hand to my face
>I move closer and we embrace
>then she walks away
>I try to follow but she is no longer interested
>sink into myself eyes fall to the ground
>see my reflection in a puddle
>i am horse
>>6117471
That is so adorably funny
>tfw ur an F cup but when ur 600lbs thats basically an A cup
forever itty bitty
>>6117476
oh anon, i'm sure your face isn't that long
>>6117470
I dunno shit about drugs honestly. I know 2ce hits different receptors than actual LSD. I had no visuals last night but I had the most intense body high.
M is for migraine
Making everything sound, feel, smell, taste, and look too loud
I'm going to bed after I make this toast
Where I will shitpost until I pass out
>>6117389
i am jaye's ex as well. she's a real butt slut
>>6117474
make another
things are getting worse, you're worried, you want to talk to your doctor, its getting hard to manage
maybe sob down the phone
if you need inspiration of tears, think of something extremely dreadful. I think of the day my sister was hit by a car, works every time. Everyone has something, might need some practice, start before you initiate the call of course
>>6117458
>be me
>start chatting with a pretty girl
>make plans to meet her irl bc she is super qt and nice and shy
>plans come to fruition
>????
to be continued
jaye post the soles of your feet please
>>6117451
o////o I don't know what to do, I mean I wouldn't be opposed desu, I like butt touches...
>>6117474
you should print out all of your 4chan posts and bring it to the meeting. it'd help them out immensely.
>>6117490
nah I feel about as shit as always it's just hrt has made me more emotionally expressive
>>6117483
for man ribcages youre supposed to take the above bust size to account too
http://www.85b.org/bra_calc.php
>>6117488
For you, I write this haikou
Drink some water girl
and bed might help too, night night!
>tfw live crawfish boil
>>6117495
Girls shouldn't date other girls, girls need a man to take care of them.
You need to get your life picture on track.
>>6117495
is her dick bigger than yours?
>>6117502
that'd be an awful lot of paper, senpai
>>6117381
Well there is an afterglow for a few days but yes the introspection can change your mindset for the better longterm.
>search for 'flannel ' + a random item of clothing
>click images
>try not to want it
>>6117512
are you going to your psych eval in girl mode?
>>6117517
Buy it and learn the hard way.
>>6117517
alternatively, 'plaid'
>>6117517
I have this dress :p
>>6117509
im the man who is going to take care of her
>pic
>>6117510
a-anon...
>>6117504
call them regardless, don't make reasons not to
things aren't good you're losing it and it might help to at the least get it off your chest to a professional that will have better advice than anyone here.
its free
old people literally make appointments just to chat.
>>6117524
are you saying I couldn't pull it off?
>>6117381
That's not too hard, coming from where you originally were.
>>6117526
Urge to agp rising
>tfw no one wants to date a femboy
>>6117526
eeeeeewww
>>6117403
Come on don't be like that. You and Robin are birds of a feather.
Guess who scored above 87% of people on the verbal test on the GRE?
>>6117530
are you going to bottom for her or what?
wait I found one I don't want
>>6117526
>tfw don't own these
;_;
>>6117495
>tfw maddie
>>6117541
Why do you always wear the same shirt?
>>6117550
why don't you?
>>6117541
do you actually have any other clothes?
>>6117532
I'm saying go learn the hard way hon.
>>6117550
It's comfortable.
I'm getting new things from Uniqlo Tommorow
>>6117506
fuck i've been wearing a 34 A since i started transition but it looks like 36 B now. i have put on 15 lbs since september so idk thanks senpai, i am going bra shopping tomorrow
>>6117537
i love femboys actually n.n
>>6117536
AGP fetishist pls go :3 <3
>>6117533
what do you mean?
>>6117549
uhmmm
>>6117539
Now that's just rude
>>6117560
You're a shitty person. Apparently, not a very smart one either.
>>6117541
Congrats!!
>>6117532
Fatass
>>6117558
why are you of all people talking shit about AGP? you literally present as an chinese cartoon character
>>6117554
well I pass so it's not like I'm gonna look like a hon
I'm just not that thin so that one wouldn't really work
I've got one like this though
>>6117570
lets cuddle
>>6117536
Ill be your agp tonight
>>6117573
im memeing with one of my best friends here . . .
>>6117541
Congrats!! I got 59% in my dissertation recently, which is a little below average but that's good, for me :P and it's a pass
>>6117582
memeing with a friend? pure cancer
agp with a fedora
>>6117572
I'm not fat I swear
no bully
>>6117557
>tfw 40A
>>6117580
yea you really must be lonely
>>6117585
having fun with a close friend is a problem now?
>>6117507
I had like 3 big glasses of water with dinner, I think 3 ibuprofen, and my bedroom is the darkest and quietest place in the house to lie down
I've had these almost-debilitating* migraines ever since I finished getting dropped on my head playing lacrosse so I think I have maybe half a clue how to handle them, but thank you for the advice because sometimes thinking is hard
*I may have almost wrecked and/or vomited several times while trying to drive home so maybe they're more than almost
>>6117577
>tfw want to wear stuff like this but face too ugly and honnish even thinking about how I look makes me want to throw up
>>6117588
wat
oh god
>>6117593
not to freak you out but migraines and nausea can mean something is off with your liver or kidney's. Do you get them frequently?
>>6117566
I won't bite
>>6117597
YOU REALLY MUST BE LONELY
>>6117599
Very but I've had so much blood testing in my life I think I'd know if it were my kidneys
I'm more inclined to blame the brain damage from sportsketballing
>>6117598
Elannawear: The Spring 2016 Collection
>>6117606
aren't we all
>>6117606
I HEARD YOU THE FIRST TIME
but why do you think I am?
>>6117598
w2c
>>6117598
w-would my butt look big in that :?
>>6117616
Soph! Hi ilu<3
lord have mercy
bored ask me stuff
>>6117580
>ywn be in agps with sophie
This is a bad feel
>>6117613
H-hey I'd never wear something like that, I think, possibly, maybe sometimes..where can I buy a pair?
>>6117613
>>6117620
It would certainly be cute but I need a refresher on how big your butt is
>>6117608
damn
>>6117624
why do you look like a boy
>>6117626
that is good photoshop
>>6117624
Was the Holy Roman Empire ever holy, Roman, or an empire?
>>6117626
PLAID IS STUPID
>>6117626
Hey, that's a pretty good fashion sense!
>>6117626
flanntastic
>>6117626
now just add her face there
>>6117451
>>6117501
Kari's mine sorry, find your own butt to touch!
>>6117634
YOU TAKE THAT BACK
>>6117621
hello <3
>tfw trying to play ff9 but too many conversations at the same time
>>6117624
Have you played ff9? who was your favorite character?
>>6117625
I do plan to go to the new world at some point. youre one of the few people Id go out of my way for meeting in person once in my life ;~;
that being said, I am poor af
>>6117626
Oh god I'm ded
>>6117626
Are you Chavelin Chavers from Chavston Road in Chavland?
>>6117626
a bit overplaid desu
Let's all just get drunk and sort out all this tranny drama
Or we could just makeout!
>>6117495
is it kayla? I have you shipped together
>>6117601
Hiiii
>>6117650
i think that would just end up creating more drama
>>6117650
I don't get drunk but yes please
it's been way too long since I last made out with more than one person at the same time
>>6117641
>tfw
I wanna play ff13 AND resident evil revelations 2 but I'm doing a crawfish boil with muh family rn
The transmen once again outnumbered the same transwomen at the support group. The only other transwoman was the one I brought with me.
They are talked about how wonderful it was to grow life inside of you and how they were either glad they already had a kid or how they were waiting to transition until they had at least one. This conversation went on for at least ten minutes. Only one said they hated pregnancy but was glad they had the kid.
I didn't think it bothered me but the more I thought about it the more I felt like shit.
It didn't help I caught a glimpse of myself in a mirror on the way out and didn't care for what I saw.
Transmen are just as insensitive as cis men... Buncha penis-envious lesbians...
>>6117621
>black person being friendly with white person that literally posts pictures with a swastika
When I travel back in time 50 years this is going to be the hardest thing to explain.
>>6117650
can you post the soles of your feet?
>>6117567
It's the truth.
>>6117663
dude Sophie is like my absolute bestie here besides Moap I find her nazi posting enduring and besides she doesn't actually believe in the nazi propaganda they just dresses /fa/ af. And I agree
>>6117663
start with
>these women I know
and that should clarify everything
'lesbeanie'
>>6117628
Yeah
I got several concussions in the span of a few months in high school
Never lost consciousness but I needed help getting up the first two times
Last time I was able to roll onto my feet with the momentum I had from getting dropped like a rock but I almost fell a couple times jogging to the sideline
Looking at the Wikipedia page and its sources for pcs, the future is so bright I need shades...
Because sunlight is nothing but searing pain now
>>6117670
>... and then there is this black tranny who is a Nazi apologizer
I can just see it now
>>6117663
>>6117672
oh god this made me laugh uncontrollably for a minute. you guys are literally the best
she
>>6117670
is right though, I am not a nazi. I like the aesthetic, but I dont care what color your skin is or where you live. if I like you youre my friend.
>>6117671
what?
I could always lose weight anon
plus I've only been on hormones for like a week and a bit so hopefully my hips are gonna get a bit wider still
>>6117627
b-butte
>>6117683
Ich mag dich <33333
>>6117662
I've never heard of older ftms with kids at a support group
Didnt know they existed
>>6117687
>
>
>hopefully my hips are gonna get a bit wider still
>
>
>
>
>
!!!!
>>6117689
Butte!
Your butte's a good size for you
Keep taking care of it and you'll do well
<3
>>6117689
girls, stare at my butt
>>6117696
stop being mean
>>6117641
Someday I'd like to go to the old world as well, but yeah money is the big issue. With any luck I'll be in a more interesting part of the new world by the time you can travel though!
>>6117704
Only girls allowed?
>>6117704
not being mean senpai but you are 16
>>6117704
illegal content, 16 year old's butt, sexually suggestive images of a child pls report thx
>>6117712
chasers out reeeeeeeeee
>>6117692
Well, only one had a kid physically there.
I'm starting to think all the pre-t transmen are scaring off the mtf people. Most of the ones that roll through don't stick around very long.
It's also kind of irritating because most of them also identify as nonbinaries.
So it sort of feels like the wrong support group sometimes.
>>6117700
a-anon pls! @_@;;
dude all i wanted to do this morning was play poe
if i crash again i have no other thing to do for break
ima RAGE FUCKKKkkk
not rly
but i wanna play poe :3
>>6117718
Trans support groups have been taken over by "non-binaries" and "genderqueer" people, trans people are practically no longer welcome there.
>>6117717
Don't get fat and stay in shape
>>6117517
that's a pretty girl and dress, but flannel is just blah
>>6117700
>>6117691
I love you <3
>>6117707
>>6117707
That's Rena Kurimi and Randou Masashi as Yuna
That manga, Pretty Face, should have been a sign for me how disgustingly fascinated I was with becoming pretty and leading a female life.
>>6117719
question are you going to get as thin as korra and have her hairstyle and wear blue circle lenses?
>>6117719
Amerikaner mit amerikaner
Deutscher mit deuscher (aber, ich bin kein deutcher)
>>6117727
but that requires exercise >__<
also i never get fat for some reason
i literally do not know where the weight goes
>>6117729
>>6117707
whoops
yes I am looking forward to that :3
I held a piece of broken glass to my throat today.
How was your day /mtfg/?
>>6117728
>flannel is just blah
flannel is love
flannel is life
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mGieM0qzjxs
>>6117733
She fucking better
I wonder if I'm becoming okay with being a femboy. My dysphoria hasn't been bad lately, I feel happy even though I don't pass yet and I'm kind of comfortable with my body.
>>6117737
spent almost an hour shitposting about flannels and now I have to do an essay
>>6117740
>ywn pull off this look because of chronic manface
feels bad man
>>6117747
'why no sir, that dress looks exquisite on you.'
>>6117748
That's what you get for slacking.
I have an essay due tomorrow too.
IM NOT A SLUT!!!!!!
>>6117740
is it just me or do those shoes not really match
>>6117747
I'm as comfortable as I am because I have to think that things will get a little better now that im on hrt.
>>6117754
i-i might be >__<
>tfw Spartan will become Sparthon
I don't trust you mtfg. What if this is all a trick to bring down my glorious empire
>>6117757
I adopted you as my sister.
You are not a slut, you are a sister.
Autism: The General
>>6117405
Whoa where are those leggings from? WANT
>>6117741
yess. 90s dance music and eurobeat is my guilty pleasure
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jnM67j9So8w
>>6117756
That's a good point, maybe it's just the knowledge that I'm only going to improve as time goes on that keeps me feeling good.
>>6117755
the socks too
it's a bit of a disaster down there
>>6117761
i'm a pet dog >__<
woof woof bark woof
>>6117730
Is it a good read? What's it about?
>>6117747
being a femboy generally doesn't last tho, it's really sad how many femboys I've seen around this board say they plan to just kill themselves when their youthfulness fades
>>6117762
you've never been to grand strategy general have you?
>>6117768
what?
>>6117760
someone post the blonde warrior guy getting turned into a cute girl
>>6117764
They have a lululemon logo
>>6117765
that's a nice... poster
>>6117778
woof bark woof :3
>>6117779
This is not an anime
>>6117791
record yourself barking if you really do bark.
im not buying it.
>>6117793
well I mean no
but if you go vegan and cut down your protien your body will consume it from where it doesn't need it
>>6117795
d-don't destroy me dreams ;~~;
>tfw will never be qt anime dog girl
does this hat look ok? i can't wear sunglasses for six weeks after rhinoplasty
>>6117800
im not destroying any dreams little one
>>6117770
not that anon but from what i remember of it
its a gender bender martial arts shonen manga
high school guy gets in a car accident, has his face reconstructed from the photo in his pocket, of the girl he likes, who had a twin sister who ran away from home
so he pretends to be the twin sister of his crush while he tries to get his old face back
>>6117638
nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
>>6117650
>just makeout
:3
>>6117770
Random is a karate champ in high school. After a horrific bus crash that killed a bunch of kids his burnt, unrecognizable body was one of the few survivors. His parents falsely identified another as him so he is literally dead. When he wakes up from the coma a year later a somewhat perverted but genius surgeon managed to recreate what he thought was his face, the picture he found in his pocket, a picture of a girl he had a crush on... Long story short, Rena actually had a long lost twin sister and bumping into her, he got dragged into living with her. His own parents moved and he can't find where they moved.
So his goal is to protect Rena and not "abandon her again", find his parents and find the real Yuna all while not getting caught.
It's pretty funny but the end kind of fucked me up.
>>6117802
you have better fashion sense than a lot of the thread tbdesu
also when are you and Kayla going on your date?
>>6117804
b-but ;~~;
>>6117802
*tips*
I like it
Went out with mom and there were lots of pretty girls out since it is a nice day. idk being in public is making me feel really uncomfortable lately. I see people and think that person would probably want to kill me or I see a cute girl and it's like a mix of arousal/jealousy/disgust and then I think about how gross I am and I just want to get away just go lay in bed or something.
>>6117802
>no plaid
>>6117807
>nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Sorry bae but I'm extremely protective of her, not happening~.
>>6117802
I like the hat it's a cute idea
That outfit is so nice I'm jealous ;_;
>tfw no money
>couldn't even wear it yet
>>6117812
what do you mean but?
just record it or i dont believe you are a dog girl
>>6117829
im not one but i wanna be one
>>6117802
ur hate game is weak
>>6117831
Then practice barking if you really wanna
>>6117819
why don't you want to date Kayla?
imagining you two kissing in your underwear is hot and oh so right
>>6117763
I-I dont know?Id just pick YOUR coast?
>>6117839
h-h-how do i bark irl?
>>6117770
pretty face is pretty great desu
>>6117842
Try making barking noises
>>6117823
that meme isn't true but...
also you should get on an AA it will make you feel better and help with muscle loss
btw
spartan vs mtfg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5XUtaFeIeI
>>6117847
i-i-i can't tho ;~~; my throat only does weird gravel voice
>>6117847
>Try making barking noises
lmao
>>6117850
then just start practicing and eventually you will figure it out
http://www.strawpoll.me/10105838/
>>6117816
iktf senpai, dysphoria ruins literally everything
oh also before i sleep, one last feel
>tfw first time a boy offers you his jacket when it's cold and raining
i savoured every single fucking second of that moment
>>6117849
that made me feel awful
Aghh i wanna transition already ;____;
>>6117837
>hate
hat* lol
>>6117779
I cant find the gif so
http://youtube.com/watch?v=o5XUtaFeIeI
>>6117847
wan wan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RTm06Nambtk
>>6117809
>>6117806
The premise is ridiculous sounding but that sounds really really sweet ;_;
>>6117843
Will put it on my to read list then :3
>>6117841
Ideally, West coast it is! West coast best coast!
>>6117873
i've read a lot of memey gender bender manga and i thought pretty face was one of the better ones for sure. i think you'll like it
how long does it take for dick to break once you start hrt with spiro
>>6117882
>not prunus girl
>>6117885
It doesn't stop working, that's a meme.
make a confession abt ur hygiene NOW
im stinky
>>6117885
What do you mean break?
It gets semi-broke pretty quickly but recovers if you stop taking hrt.
>>6117883
Why can't hrt be that effective irl ;~;
>>6117893
I shower bi weekly because depression and neet
>>6117871
great, now i have a boner
>>6117898
i don't even have hrt yet
stupid british system fuuguggg now i feel baddd
>its been 5 months without an appointment
How to cope with being a hon?
>>6117893
I clean/wash inside my ears and bellybutton 3-4 times a week even though I know it's actually unhealthy to
>>6117903
oh yeah that comes pretty fast on an AA
>>6117893
>make a confession abt ur hygiene NOW
I shower daily but have horrible bacne anyway because I rarely wash my sheets
>>6117888
i loved prunus girl too!! my boyfriend and i read it together, it was very cute
>>6117895
Idk I can post the ones I liked that i read. In no particular order
Nozomu nozomi
Boku girl
Boku wa mari no naka
Ookami Shounen wa Kyou mo Uso wo Kasaneru
Osananajimi wa Onnanoko ni Naare
Miki no Houkago
Boku to Boku
Hanayome wa Moto Danshi. <-- super super good
Kyou kara Yonshimai
Oto Koi <-- collection of one shots
Past future
Reversible!
>>6117904
self medicate
>>6117904
you're 16 lol, you get referred to a psych who sends you to a children's hospital lol
>>6117903
I don't remember how long it took when I got on hrt but it happens at least.
>>6117901
use it on Kayla
>>6117259
join da tinyCHOT therapedungeon#
>>6117893
I almost never shave my legs....or chest.
>>6117913
17 is adult service time
they decided itd be a great idea to keep back from the actual useful services so i am stuck at local clinic that is not dedicated to trans stuff
should i play FFXIII or Two sident Evil Revelations 2? I can't decide .-.
>>6117912
you're advocating a child to self medicate lol
>>6117911
Ty <3
I'd recommend boku no hentai if you haven't read it already
>>6117930
I didn't like it very much
>>6117928
FF, youre welcome <3
>>6117928
Resident evil revelations 2*
>>6117911
>>6117903
>okay but will I eventually stop getting boners? I don't want to keep getting them that's why I'm asking.
You won't, if you get aroused, you'll get boners.
>>6117929
if I had a way to I'd tell my 12 year old self to self med I would
>taking estrogen for 2 weeks
>can't stop thinking about buying clothes
the hon memes are real
>>6117942
If 12 year old me knew hrt was a thing like 15 year old me did I bet I could have convinced him to start
>>6117871
>>6117949
Buy andro clothes for your transition. You'll be stuck a pretty boy for a while.
>>6117949
But then you remember you aren't girl and get sad instead :(
>>6117957
I second this motion.
idk why but that little ball of sadness that i usually carry around in my chest is starting to grow and affect my mood .-.
like ugh i feel so iky
>>6117929
Better than putting another hon on the planet
>>6117982
leper gnome status
>>6117976
>fulltime a year before HRT
easymode passers get out reeeeeeeee
>>6117949
>my hormones on day one of HRT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kTwYj8PpJss
>>6117982
I am sorry you feel that way bby
headpats? ;~;
how agp is ur phone homescreen /mtfg/
>>6117976
Full-time for over a year but two weeks on hrt?
Not sure if I should feel jealous or disgusted. Did you wait a year because of gate keeping or are you just so pretty you weren't in a rush?
>>6117995
>>6117995
Fuck.
If I get a daddy bf, that doesn't mind buying me stuff, I'm gonna be agp as fuck.
>>6117995
That's really cute desu
>>6117984
yeah but like that's up to a person to decide for themselves because its expensive and you need to be consistent with it, which a teenager who is presumably closeted to parents and doesn't have a job can't do. telling someone to do it out of your own self loathing is morally wrong, giving someone info to make the decision for themselves is morally right.
>>6117995
my screenshots are fucky but this is what it looks like as far as the actual background
>>6117995
>agp
nope, just normal music weeb
>>6117988
uhhh what? I don't understand this at all
>>6117991
headpats are nice <3
but like I feel really depressed and sad now and I thought I had my emotions under control lately. I just feel like crawling into bed and crying till i stop feeling sad but I d k whyyy I had like one passing kys thought and it kinda snowballed from there ugh I hate the way my feelings work
>>6118010
do you play hearthstone?
>>6117995
>>6117995
mine is a lewd photo of faye. so i guess pretty agp.
>>6117989
I only pass because I have an ugly face, but in a weirdly non-gender-specific way
>>6117996
>are you just so pretty
I wish
it was all gatekeeping. I came out when I was 15, got on puberty blockers at 16 (my endo literally said 'the horse has bolted, kid', but they weren't going to give me any hormones or cypro / spiro at that age and I needed something to block the testosterone)
I turned 18 3 months ago, got told I needed to bank some sperm first, found out I didn't have any because of the puberty blockers, and then just said fuck it and started taking estrogen
If I could tell my 16 year old self anything right now, it would be to selfmed. There's no point spending 2 years in super depressed hormoneless limbo because the earth hasn't orbited the sun the right amount of times since you came out of a vagina
so to any 16 year old reading, that ^^^^
>>6117995
Not at all lol
>>6118017
in retrospect I think I was a caesarian actually
my point still stands
>>6118018
the card, Leper Gnome, yells out "I feel icky" when you play it
lol, anyone mind answering?
http://strawpoII.com/10074192/
>>6117989
Hey I know someone who is fulltime who doesn't pass at all so they could just be insane
>>6117995
my lock screen is this ao in this image
i cant get it to show up in a screenshot unfortunately
>>6118019
READ YOUR FUCKING MAIL
>>6118010
awww ;~;
I hope you feel better soon!
I'm bored. Everyone post and rate your these things.
>>6118025
>>6118025
IMPOSTER
fuck it, I'm getting a trip
>>6118015
>tfw can't pull off the square face look because also have a protrusive hon chin
>>6118025
(suspicious)
>>6118030
>Top albums
>Listening to music
I didn't know we were all edgy 16 year olds here.
>>6118032
u dont have a square face.....
i do tho B) its not for squares trust me
>>6118030
>>6118035
Whats wrong with listening to music?
>>6118031
No you wont you little whore
>>6118036
are you out?
>>6118043
The fuck do you want from me?
>>6118044
to family but not really to friends. I am seeing camhs but they are slow, probably doesn't help that i am quite shy irl with people i don't know and i don't wear many girl clothes/conform to trans stereotypes so y'know they don't even believe me
>>6118042
It's bait, chill hon...
>>6118030
Post a template!
>>6118028
Nigga that's 4 years of emails. I don't know how to make it go away
>6 months HRT today
>mfw there are people who genuinely think I'll pass without FFS after a year
HOW
>>6118053
how about no
>>6118056
Mark all as read?
dude im rdy to game
>>6118054
hELP me /mtfg/ i don't think i've felt this warm inside in years
>>6118053
But taking bait is fun!
>>6117995
IDK thoughts?
>>6118057
I swear I opened that photo and your eyes moved...
>>6118054
Here's the sm0l one too
good night every one i luv u all
>>6118066
die, imposter
>>6118057
you may not pass got you've definitely made progress. you look alot different from 6 some of your old pics
>>6118057
Let's put it this way
KJ still looks more masc than you after ffs and years on mones.
>>6118075
Nini~
im tired
good night
pls dont post lewd things about me while i sleep
I want to cuddle Carol under a blanket
>>6118030
post yer regens, slag
>start filling out the template
>feel really lazy
Ehhhh.
>>6118075
Sleep well Korra
>>6118092
I was just saying so we'd be warm and not cold
>>6118092
no, sh's welsh
>tfw can't think of any reason to keep living
fuck
>>6118097
So instead she's a pure and innocent fairy.
>>6118096
pure and INNOCENT
CHILD
she is YOUNGER than ME
>>6118097
what
hi
>>6118062
>tfw everyone always asks Spartan for gym advice
I dread to think what will happen when they realise Spartan is gone... ;_;
>>6118050
Talk to your family more
If your parents are cool with it you might be able to convince them to get you hormones
>>6118107
hi poookiiiieeee
>>6118103
It just means she's an elf.
>>6118112
Already tried to self-med a while back, didn't go so well
>>6118095
It takes forever to do the long one... but I thought it was really fun
>>6118116
what happened?
>>6118121
hormones got thrown in the bin, i effectively lost £30 and felt pretty sad for a while
>tfw there's a thunderstorm going on
Yessssssss, someone come cuddle me
>>6118117
I just clam up when I get asked to list my favorite anything because I like so much stuff ;~;
>>6118030
participating.
>>6118107
shello.
>>6118129
>>6118122
got thrown in the bin? Did you do it or did your parents?
>>6118129
No.
>>6117995
Eh
>>6118129
>I just clam up when I get asked to list my favorite anything because I like so much stuff
Do the mini template then that way you don't have to pick your favorites and just list them out on the side ^.^
>>6118108
become a cardio bunny and a personal trainer
then personally train their dicks with your mouth
>>6118140
My mum, she believed there would be arsenic in them or something
>>6118107
post soles of feet
>describe food i wanna cook boo
>cottage pie
>beef stew and dumpings
>roast chicken and braised vegetables
>potatoes dauphinoise
>describe each dish or meal in full with ingredients and components
>she ends up telling me to stop because i'm making her hungry
>she says she'll get fat when i move in
who /kitchenbitch/ here?
>>6118149
that's kind of ridiculous
have you transitioned yet? I think it would be easier to convince them to help you out if you had done
>>6118138
>>6118136
Yay!
>>6118141
Why not ;_;
>>6118147
Maaaybe, i feel so lazy right now
>>6118154
you called?
>>6118155
still not
i'm an anxious person ;~;
>>6118154
*waves*
>>6118129
> there's a thunderstorm going on
where? can I come?
>>6118157
kk, I'll look for it
>>6118152
pic
>>6118154
iktf
>spend all week making cookies and brownies and stuff
>look in the mirror
>notice slight muffin top developing
>>6118172
Chicago!
Also cute feet
>>6118172
Wow those are actually really fucking cute
Are they ticklish?
>>6118168
you need to just go for it
you're still in school right? It'll be difficult but if you really want to transition you have to do it some time
I say the sooner the better