/mtfg/ tranny genny

>>6114144
http://deploy.loveisover.me/lgbt/

Your sins are coming out tonight, Snakey. ;)

>>6114148

>>6114148

>>6114148

real thread

>>6114148
>>6114149

FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! AAAAAHHH!

Question: has there ever been an actual ally in here? Like someone who was not interested in erping or getting n00dz from any of you but still interested in general relations and whatnot?

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how to look twice as cute in a flannel
>1. be asian

>>6114166
no lol

>>6114166
>>6114126
maki
cartman
birdy

chasers (and elanna), when will they ever learn

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>tfw no shy gf

Should I join the LGBT club at school to date femboys and trans girls?

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its this one

http://www.strawpoll.me/10098555

http://www.strawpoll.me/10098555

http://www.strawpoll.me/10098555

>>6114166
right here
but i dont ever use name or talk about it
i just chat never done anything else

>>6114151
not even
I don't even like girls (that much)

I just like flannels
sorry lesbians

>>6114166
Ciskylar

>>6114172
all of those guys are assholes though
>>6114174
yes
or date me

>>6114174
yah y not
okay maybe not trans girls but id imagine a femboy or two would be there...

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>>6114175
what's the deal with you and poles, pepe?

we'll use the other thread after, k?

reminder: http://deploy.loveisover.me/lgbt/

proof birdfag is a pathological liar

>>6114182
polls

>>6114179
Who was that and how was he different from the rest?

>>6114180
Ok, are you cute?

>>6114181
Why wouldn't a trans girl be there?

How does a "straught" guy break into this scene?

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>>6114170
2. Be Max Caulfield

>>6114186
she was curious

>>6114175
>not using my pic
:( you asked me to make it too :(

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>>6114131
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>6114136
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>6114139
Yeah I said I'm neet earlier with a million applications out right now.
>>6114140
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>6114144
Elanna made that joke about getting me off in the thread after the teasing, then everyone started screaming I have a girlfriend.

She asked me about it and I told her what was going on, but there was a misunderstanding, then this thread happened.

>she is not my girlfriend
>she likes me a lot and treats me very well but feels bad about it because she is insecure and hates herself
>I like her alot too and want her to be my girlfriend so I call her as such to make her feel better about it and spend as much time as I can with her
>this makes her happy but despite what I say she still insists that I forget about her and be with someone else

what is there to not understand, I don't get it.

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>>6114166
UndergroundLewd aka cookie girl
Akela

>>6114186
She, cisfemale trip that was here a few times over the past few months. They just asked a few questions, conversed a bit, and otherwise haven't really been here much.

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reminder kiwi is a type 3 rapist and cereal killer hon
do not associate or respond to kiwi posts

>>6114187
if you think femboys are cute yeah
if you like girls youll be disappointed

>>6114182
makes me happi
or keeps me feelin rly..

>>6114181
: ( whered u go

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>>6114192
if you dont know those two youre a newfag btw

>>6114191
>using memes now
Dude you're so fucking obvious now wow
Way to disregard EVERYTHING you could prove wrong if you were legit, but you're not

You're scum.

>>6114135
Oh okies. Good to know lel :3
>>6114136
>Don't worry, it's gonna be okay <3
Hope so >~>
>4chan is counter culture central dw.
Yeah, I know, and supporting my opinions really doesn't matter it's really just be being dumb and insecure like I am about everything >~<
>No you are not
Ty for your kind words, but I kinda really am a dummeh, at least socially.
>Yeah it's something I'm working on too but I've improved I think
Self-improvement is always good, congrats!
>Just be honest, don't worry about stepping on people's toes.
I REALLY don't like stepping on toes, or bothering people at all, nobody deserves me coming in and screwing with their nice days or making their already bad days worse. I really don't want to be critical to people, and I guess that makes me come off as hugboxxy. Oh well. I'll let you know if I have a reason to criticize you, though I doubt I will, I rarely ever do for anybody.
>Yes newfriend, that's how the internet works
NOT A NEWFRIEND >n<
I'm just used to trolling everybody and trying to hurt them, I'm not used to trapping myself between a rock and hard place >~<

>>6114187
trans girls are more of a minority than gay bois and most of the ones that I know don't like going to LGBT clubs
>>6114194
thank you kiwi

>>6114195
Kik me
High_test

>>6114197
I'M NOT A NEW FAG
I REMEMBER POTSY
I REMEMBER ANGIE IS KILL
STOP TRIGGERING ME
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>6114197
>tfw newfag

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>>6114202
>High_test

>>6114184
>>6114160
It'll take like 30 mins but I will look for it as soon as I finish this league game I don't wan't to be completely afk/toxic. x.x Also search is disabled on this board.

>>6114191
Thread was already happening when she told you, she found out because of here, yes.

>what is there to not understand, I don't get it.

maybe why you're flirting with elanna so hard and specifically after butt pics which is what i spelled the question out to be fore you before? You dance around this every time x.x

>>6114188
I kind of look like her, but 'bigger'
not fat I mean, just taller and my shoulders are wider, because I'm a tranny

jaw's a bit squarer as well
and my nose is a bit fucked
come to think of it I look nothing like her. It's probably just the flannel

>>6114201
Oh, where do they even go then

It's easier to just date femboys baka, which ones are ok with their dicks being touched

No homo

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>>6114199
you're a kind hearted good girl dwbso much and enjoy your life. its too short to be spent worrying all the time <3 *head pats*

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>>6114191
>that entire situation

You sound like two delightful people that are not at all mere shadows of human beings.

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>>6114197
>tfw newfag

>>6114200
Making one of the stops?

>>6114205
Why is that meme arrow worthy

>>6114206
its hopeless, hes resorted to meme faces and politician tier question dodging
he'll soon be doing the same thing to you though
please do dig up the post and expose him though

this guy needs to leave, hes only going to hurt more vulnerable girls

>it's supposedly high test to be into chubby girls
>I'm pretty much no test right now and I'm still into chubby girls
where were you when meme magic died

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>>6114190

>>6114204
>tfw getting tablet today

>>6114205
omg SMILE!!
>>6114208
trans? idk not lgbt clubs tho, normal ppl spots I guess.
and yah it is, they're less work too I think
and they have T so they just wanna FUCK

>which ones are ok with their dicks being touched
me :^)
most of them though I think.
no homo

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>>6114211
>shaggy.jpg
>TAKE MY shaggy.jpg
>SHAGGY THIS ISNT WEED

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>>6114203
well you should at least know who UndergroundLewd is then. Akela was here only on very rare occasions and mostly talked to me.

>>6114204
thats ok. Ill share my oldfag privileges with u <3

>>6114212
youve actually talked to akela before bby :^)

Should most guys into traps just try to fuck femboys instead? Like, I want to reach around and play with cock when I'm fucking boy pussy, is MTF not for me?

>>6114214
I mean I don't even HAVE to dig it up, he said in the skype convo we have a pic of that he admitted to calling her his girlfriend in the past, it's only here in the thread he's backpedaling that to 'but no we're not' it would just be icing to have the link to the post of him saying it like not even a week ago.

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>>6114206
Because the flirting with Elanna had already been going on for a while?

Quite frankly I'm surprised Elanna didn't know after I posted about the girl several times, she even made a trip to post with me, none of tonight has been a secret like you seem to imply.

I haven't danced around anything, I got nothing to hide.
>>6114214
Who is hurt? No one.

>>6114223
depends

>tabs are getting a bit cluttered
>can't see post count
>notice I have literally 4 mtfgs open
shit

>>6114223
yes you should

you should fuck me too but only if youre cute but not so cute youre out of my league

>>6114212
we're both newfags it seems ;_;

>>6114216
I wanna see ur drawings when u do!

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>>6114225
I'm hurt birdy.
I'm hurt...

>>6114210
>tfw head pats from korra
I might die fulfilled now >w<
Thank you for your kind words Korra, and I'll try to not worry so much, although I definitely think it's more important to avoid upsetting people than to avoid myself worrying lol.
>>6114211
>not at all mere shadows of human beings.
I consider myself a fake person, does that count as a shadow?
>>6114215
>where were you when meme magic died
Memes never die, they just TRANSFORM~!

>>6114223
I've come to the same conclusion, femboys seem to be a lot less dramatic too

>tfw you'll never jerk of a cute little femboy while making out

>>6114221
I have? Who's Akela?

>>6114223
If you're okay with it being marginally less straight then okay
I don't think most of us (correct me if I'm wrong) have too much of a problem with getting our cocks touched, it's just when chasers want us to top them that we don't like

>>6114224
please post the pic and dig up any and all proof relevant to catching him in his dishonesty beyond a doubt
this guy is just a manipulative asshole that wants to use us as tools
>>6114225
>Who is hurt? No one.
bullshit.
grace is hurt, and elanna is at the least pissed off
you're so obvious it hurts

>>6114223
i mean some of them like it

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>>6114194
I love you kiwi lets get married
>>6114199
>Hope so >~>
It will be, people would love to make friends with you if you tripped or introduced yourself at least I bet
>it's really just be being dumb and insecure like I am about everything >~<
Stop calling yourself dumb!!!
However you should be less insecure. You know your beliefs are right, if not it's okay to talk about them but like I told you yesterday, be ready to defend them or get told.
>I kinda really am a dummeh, at least socially.
You're not dumb but I'm ready to help as much as I can <3
>Self-improvement is always good, congrats!
Thank you ~
>I REALLY don't like stepping on toes, or bothering people at all, nobody deserves me coming in and screwing with their nice days or making their already bad days worse.
Staying out of drama will help you with that at least. You're a good girl.
>I really don't want to be critical to people, and I guess that makes me come off as hugboxxy.
Don't worry, I'm a hugboxer too.
>I'll let you know if I have a reason to criticize you, though I doubt I will, I rarely ever do for anybody.
Eh I'm not perfect despite what boys like to tell me sometimes.
>NOT A NEWFRIEND >n<
you sure act like it~
>I'm just used to trolling everybody and trying to hurt them, I'm not used to trapping myself between a rock and hard place >~<
The troll becomes the trolled~
>>6114215
/v/ made me think I was high test with that meme but I was low test pre-hrt. Like, possibly so low I would have been diagnosed with low test lmao.
I STILL LIKE THICK THO

>>6114227
Degeneracy.

>>6114221
omg soph ilu so much I'm gonna take a vacation and visit nazi land to attend your wedding <3 (whenever yiubdonget married ofc ^^)

>>6114234
>cute little femboy
im all of these but only kind of cute

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>>6114201
>>6114239
my plan backfired!
time to strategically go to bed

I want to put my finger in Elanna's bum.

>>6114239
I was on lucrin for 18 months, which allegedly puts you lower test than most cis females (accidentally typed most as moist lmao), and I can't get away from the thicc

>>6114245
smug slep slug

>>6114236
Is it too far to kiss and suck it

No homo

>>6114243
I posted my kik, message me

>>6114226
Thanks anon, completely agree
>>6114234
Dude, you have no fucking idea. I feel like MTF's always hated guys like me and the entire time I forgot that femboys worship me. It was so obvious the entire time, I don't know how I missed it. Also, there so fucking flamboyant and it makes my cock drip and they say fag a lot which is a huge plus
>>6114236
Oh, thats fine then
>>6114228
I want my femboy to be really clingy, so I want to date at least a point below me

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>>6114235
na he stumbled into this pace in summer 2013, we talked off board a lot and have been playing videogames and watching anime together ever since, and we still do.
when I started coming here again a few weeks ago he popped in once as well and complimented your taste in videogames, I forgot what theyre called tho, I think it was about the one you make/made?

>>6114242
Id love that!
headsup: if your dress is prettier than mine Imma be sad ;~;

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>>6114233
all things in moderation ya know? balance is key (i only head pat ppl special to me)

>>6114245
ily kiwi gnight

>>6114246
birdy pls

>>6114245
"sleep snug, smug."

>>6114250
>I want my femboy to be really clingy
this implies bad things

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>>6114247
i wonder what a thicc transgirl would be like
could i become the thicc
>>6114245
Night kiwi!

>>6114225
I'm not implying it was a secret either, nice twisting what I'm saying. I'm saying you explicitly didn't tell her and you're flirting with others while having an insecure 'girlfriend' who you say wants you to leave them. It's just probably not a healthy sign considering the what, 1 week you've talked to this new person? I mean you were in the thread like 3 days and dating Grace. Heat came on you after that so you backed off, understandable. Why string along two people at once though, did posting your pic get to your ego as to what you thought you could do?

Elanna said she's obviously uncomfortable with that flirting with someone who's involved in someone else so it seems likely there was more and shes not getting personal.

>>6114250
>I forgot that femboys worship me

depends anon

>>6114257
I don't know if I phrased it wrong, but I want someone who really wants to fuck me a lot and gives me attention.

>>6114260
depends dedas

>>6114250
>and they say fag a lot which is a huge plus
fuck, i might be just a femboy instead of a tranny

oh well good thing im flamboyant too

>>6114249
if by too far you mean will I get upset, then no

if by too far you mean the fact that I'm almost certainly more than 10,000km away from you right now, then yes

>>6114260
Yeah, some of them are straight or do like other femboys but I was thinking back on all the gay kids that hit on me and I think I was doing pretty good with the fem category.

>>6114261
i can do that but only for people who meet a specific criteria

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good morning ya scrublords,adorable ladies and swagelicious sluts
how is everyone doing ?
>tfw still sick
>tfw gf is bringing me noms and cuddles soon
yay :3

>>6114251
ill make it so ^^ but bb pls ur gonna be the bride there no possible way i would ever even compare anywhere near u on ur big day! I'd feel happy just attending th ivy ceremony (and wondering wtf is even being said cuz indont understand 1 word of German rofl xd)

>>6114262
Dedas says to be quiet.

>>6114265
I beg your pardon?

>>6114258
who was it whose stuff was posted on mless?
I think it was someone here but I don't know everyone's faces (despite having been here since the board began)

she was thicc, in the best kind of way

>>6114269
Make me Dedas.
>>6114270
ew

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>>6114250
We're a lot alike bro. I want a clingy femboy that I can degrade and humiliate like the little faggot he is but at the same time I want to hold him and be his rock <3

I still don't get why mtf are so mean to us. I'm tall,muscular, dom and looking for a relationship, you think they'd try to be sweet and cute

>>6114251
Ooh OK, I actually think I remember at least one of those conversations, that's way way back though, I forgot how long this board had been around for. That's cool that you actually met someone here that was just here for reasons other than being trans or a chaser.

Also, the genre for the games I like and the one I was making are shmups :3

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>>6114270
Absolutely no idea anon

>>6114272
I don't wanna be violent today, I'm in a good mood pookie.. -,,-

how are you anyways?

help im growing boobs

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>>6114259
You're literally selectively ignoring shit that I've said at this point, I don't know how many times I've said I call her my girlfriend to make her feel better about having feelings for me when she's insecure as fuck, no one was lied to or had anything hidden from them.

I didn't intentionally keep it from Elanna either, I thought she knew from all the posting her and I did about it, and the other girl knew full well that I had been talking to Elanna for a while.

I'm just gonna stop feeding you now because it's clear to me you're just looking to spin everything I say as well. I've said my piece.
>>6114232
Oh, my bad.
>>6114237
k

>>6114264
>tfw

>tfw I just want to be with a feminine whatever that has a dick

What word am I looking for

I think after I fuck my first femboy I won't be with a girl
Again

>>6114273
Haha, dude I fucking know. Literally the only difference is sometimes I want to be the little spoon which I realize is a long shot, but I'll make it work. I think femboys are the way to go anon. Y
>>6114269
why r u begging my pardon

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why would anyone want to be a femboy?
who would turn up qt skirts?

stop arguing
if ur adamant then dont argue ull feel better if u just stop talkin as tempting as it is
ima go hide in my hole
:(((

>>6114280
>You're literally selectively ignoring shit that I've said at this point
like youve been doing this whole time lmao
>I'm just gonna stop feeding you now because it's clear to me you're just looking to spin everything I say as well. I've said my piece.
>waaaaaahhhhhhh im the victim, youre clearly just against me its all a conspiracy because youre all jealous bitter hons!!!!

Fucking pathetic.

>>6114278
I'm okay : ]
What have you been up to the past week?
>>6114284
bois can wear skirts

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>close enough

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>>6114275
no that was in april this year. like 2 weeks ago?
and yes, SHUMPS was it. he scolded me cause I didnt know what it was ;~~;

>That's cool that you actually met someone here that was just here for reasons other than being trans or a chaser.
h-hey
pretty sure my bf isnt a chaser either :^)

>>6114282
I'll give you the rundown here
mtf
>women's clothes
>called she
>'my girlfriend'
femboy
>probably men's clothes
>probably called he
>probably 'my boyfriend'

these are the big differences as far as you're concerned

>>6114284
boys wear skirts
ask mado

>>6114291
wait what the fuck is a chaser? does it have negative connotations?

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>>6114279
help my nipples got big

>>6114288
>>6114289
>>6114293
femboys wear skirts?

being a girl is still better desu

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mew

>>6114296
hell yeah

League over. Alright starting on this now for real.

>>6114280
>You're literally selectively ignoring shit that I've said at this point

>I call her my girlfriend to make her feel better

>>6114191
>she is not my girlfriend

If that isn't kinda shitty enough then like, okay, well, here let me continue


>I didn't intentionally keep it from Elanna either, I thought she knew from all the posting her and I did about it, and the other girl knew full well that I had been talking to Elanna for a while.

Cool. Not debating the first part entirely but it's slimey you weren't upfront especially when, and I'm going to set this on it's own line because I've said it 5 times

You only messaged her today after her butt pic to flirt

and that kind of thing and not being upfront about having a relationship is major fucking problem.

Additionally. Yes the person may have known about Elanna but, maybe do you think that played into their insecurity and them telling you to seek others then? If you want someone focus on them unless there's some true barrier stopping you from being with them that isn't stopping you from being Elanna. Barring that you're slime. She is insecure as well, you should know and understand that, but instead all you do is LITERALLY VALIDATE HER INSECURITY.

>I'm just gonna stop feeding you now because it's clear to me you're just looking to spin everything I say as well. I've said my piece.

Says DJ Birdie.

>>6114289
im going to bed unless you wanna skype
do you wanna come check beb

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>>6114268
Ill teach u the important parts before the ceremony :3
tho, I think we wont have one, I dont have friends and he doesnt really have a family. it would just be sad desu.

>>6114294
yeah, very negative.
basically a guy that dates trannies cause of the feminine benis. most easily spotable by them wanting to suck dicks or be topped

>>6114294
a straight (i.e. 'straight') cis guy who has a tranny fetish

big negative connotation, because they almost always just want to fuck, and nothing else - bad reputation for not giving a shit about you being trans (call you he and stuff). Some of them want to be topped, which 99% of trannies categorically won't do

some are alright tho

I'm old af and waited too long to start hrt

>>6114295
basically

>>6114275
like any cave shooters?
fever sos is my favourite

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>>6114292
I want a femboy that dresses girly for me

I just want a girl/boy that looks like red

Hnng

>>6114305
aren't you like 20 something?

>>6114302
I'm a failed tranny femboy

>>6114239
>people would love to make friends with you if you tripped
But then I might disappoint them, or say something stupid and then nobody would like me anymore... better that they all think I'm just a nice anon so their only impressions of me are good v.v
>Stop calling yourself dumb!!!
Okay sorry, I didn't think it was that bad :c
>However you should be less insecure.
I know and I'm trying to fix that, but I don't really like myself much and this way I'm at least able to avoid other people disliking me for being a cocky and annoying, or whatever.
>You're not dumb but I'm ready to help as much as I can <3
Literally too nice, thank you for being nice to me ^-^
>Thank you ~
yw!
>Staying out of drama will help you with that at least. You're a good girl.
>good girl.
O///O T-thanks!?
>Don't worry, I'm a hugboxer too.
Of course, you're talking to me aren't you? ;3
(Um, realized after reading this it might be kinda rude, I'm sorry if it is I didn't mean it that way meant to be self-effacing not entitled, I'm sorry x.x)
>Eh I'm not perfect despite what boys like to tell me sometimes.
>tfw no boys except my ex, and he hated me
wew feels. Your boys are probably right about you tho!
>you sure act like it~
BULLYING! D:
The troll becomes the trolled~
;n;
>>6114245
SLEEP SNUG, SMUG.
>>6114252
>(i only head pat ppl special to me)
D-does that mean I'm special? O.O
>>6114267
Sorry you're sick, hope you enjoy the noms and cuddles coming your way c:

>>6114309
red is to manly for my liking. But her being a furry is a big plus.

>>6114299
yeah ok i wasnt paying attention to the anons earlier but since youre a trip and make easy to read posts

i can fully agree that hes slime
i almost gave him my skype, too

>>6114310
Nope. 2mo hrt and 26 today

>>6114311
Sounds ideal to me

>>6114267
u naked? no homo

>>6114315
>20 something
>Nope
>26
You'll be fine

>>6114301
>>6114304
Fuck, am I femboy chaser for wanting to be the little spoon and occasionally play with there cocks? to be fair I'm really warming up to the idea of dating one

>>6114309
just go date red
shes poly and will fuck anything

>>6114313
OUT

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>>6114319
femboys are cis. youre just a faggot, not a chaser.

>>6114313
Her face/hair/fashion are 10/10


Post your stories about flirting/ seducing straight guys

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>>6114287
>>6114299
>>6114314
Elanna even came out and said it was all just a big misunderstanding so I don't even know why the fuck you're still going on about this.

one last thing though
>you only messaged her today after her butt pic to flirt
we were already talking and flirting long before the picture was posted, like I already told you.

>>6114299
You're the best girl, Kari. Fully expect him to talk behind your back after this though.

>>6114318
What? I don't follow

>>6114316
I'm also ugly as shit so don't get excited

>>6114319
dude just fuck one
why are you even asking about this here? Ask femgen

>>6114317
maybe
>>6114312
thanks <3

>>6114324
>all just a big misunderstanding
Bullshit, she it was in part but that you were also being misleading and she doesn't approve of your dishonest actions. And she's pissed off at you. Idiot.

Stop trying to downplay everything like it's fine you fucking pussy.

>>6114296
I have passable girlmode, but not trans

>>6114326
>twenty-something
>twenty-six
>six is something
>twenty-six is twenty-something

>>6114326
Send me pics

>>6114328
>femgen

Perfect, thanks

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>>6114312
bluh im gonna be honest im too tired to read/reply to all of this i need to go to bed
Goodnight anon, yes you are a good girl~.
>>6114325
I love Kari. she means the world to me. She's helped me and many other people a ton and deserves lots more love and admiration.

>>6114322
oh fuck thats right i forgot, sorry I feel like ever since I admitted I like femboys me and MTF's get along great.
>>6114328
I wanted to make sure MTF's arent for me. In another thread someone said if you like femboys your straight but I feel pretty fucking gay (bi)

>>6114324
Now you're trying to say Elanna is defending you as well as namedropping Pan earlier?! Elanna specifically said shes distancing herself and doesn't want involved why would you bring her into this!!

>>you only messaged her today after her butt pic to flirt
we were already talking and flirting long before the picture was posted, like I already told you.

But not since tuesday, and you only specifically messaged her after it That's a bit of a break I get you weren't on the chase but I'm sure it reminded you what you had on a hook.

>>6114339
It's a shame he's going to be an asshole to her next
He's already accusing her of shit he's been doing since the last thread. Literal politician tactics. Disgusting.

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>everyone's posting in my thread
it feels like I'm having you all over for dinner or something

>>6114335
Ohhh I thought you said twenty or something. Sorry my bad. Not paying attention..

>>6114337
Sorry brah

>>6114339
Kari is super lovely

>>6114322
How many nazi grills you got?

>>6114346
cute

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>>6114350
about 135
I want to expand to 200 soon but I havent had the time to look for new ones

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i fuck myself in the ass with this
its called a ballock dagger

thank you all please come again

>>6114346
Thanks for having us round, anon

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>>6114345
Look I'm gonna say this once anyone that messes with Kari is dead. I will find you and I will kick your butt so hard you won't have a butt to sit on anymore. Kari is an angel and anyone wishes her harm deserves what's coming to them in the fullest.
>>6114347
She's the big sister I always should have had. There is a special bond between us I have with nobody else.

>>6114346
Ilu anon. I'll help you clean up when everyone's gone

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>>6114149
does this mean i'm a lesbian now? lol

>>6114308
Yeah I think I remember you telling me about fever SOS, it would be cool to actually try it sometime. I like cave bullet hells, but I'm really hoping my ex found a copy of Mars matrix in Japan. It's a bullet hell but not a cave bullet hell so it plays really different but aahhh it's so good!

>>6114291
Yeah but I meant summer 2013 like when you originally met him. But yeah your boyfriend too, you've had pretty good luck meeting people here seemingly ^^

Either way I'm gonna go to bed, nite mtfg

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>>6114352
Lovely
>tfw ywn be a qt nazi girl

>>6114283
What ever. I didn't understand the sentence entirely and was implying something about confidence..

>>6114289
Sleeping in and applying for jobs. I cleaned my place and set up my display of small shokugans, I might take a pic later.

>>6114332
np :3
>>6114339
>im too tired to read/reply to all of this i need to go to bed
Same, thanks, nini <3

>>6114360
There was already enough proof in the last thread he was not to be trusted, but this is even more so.
>it's still going to be ignored
Faith in humanity declining severely

i love you though kari

>>6114357
That's wonderful. I'm so happy that you have that <3

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Got ahead of myself here's the juicy post x.x Was too excited

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>>6114359
hey we have similar shirts. Besties?

>>6114363
I'd love to see a pic
Hope you find a nice job!

>>6114361
mars matrix is sick i tried it on fightcade but it was sooo hard.
One day i'll beat it!

>>6114368
that guy is a douchebag
personal experience
almost had a panic attack when i saw everyone accepting him

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>>6114367
I hope so ;_;

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hey again

Im gonna jerk off to boy pussy. I don't think anyones ever called me a faggot and I've enjoyed it but thanks /mtfg/ you guys were nice

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>>6114301
well w/e ya'll have ill happily attend jt! And yay I get to learn german!! I only know English and Spanish im a baddie ;_;

>>6114312
of course ur special to me anon. and for the record i would like u no matter what trip or no trip don't be afraid to step outside of your comfort zone. I'll be here right beside you the entire time ^^ <3

>>6114375
where'd u go bb
>>6114376
faggot

maybe yall should just grow up and get a life

oops i mean goodnight mtfg

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>>6114373
I should have posted this one in the post before

>>6114376
I cant tell if thats sarcastic, youre welcome tho!

>>6114376
have fun
faggot

>>6114375
hey bb
wot u up to?

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whne the dickgirl farm goes bad

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>>6114376
Have fun you filthy faggot <3

>>6114375
Hay

>>6114384
HAH

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>>6114341
She posted a picture of our skype conversation along with a post saying just that, it was a misunderstanding. Doesn't mean she's any less pissed at me.

Do I need to draw up a timeline for you or something? We had been talking and flirting for at least an hour before the butt pic was posted.
>>6114368
Congratulations? You found an post of the girl I'm talking to posting as anon, followed by a post of me ADMITTING to being interested in two people from the thread (the girl, and elanna). Which the girl saw by the way, she's really cutesy and yandere about things like that.

Good work there, sleuth, you really exposed me for something that wasn't a secret like at all.
>>6114384
I told you to use this picture you fucker

>>6114380
-looks at camera-
: ( its true

>>6114384
thank u

>>6114384
wot
this is 2 deep 4 me

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>>6114381
Thanks senpai

>>6114388
youre a faggot
just fucking leave man, its over, your covers blown
adopt a new identity like we know you will

>>6114384
>flannel
IT HAS BEGUN

>>6114388
Wait wait wait
Elanna posted butt???

>>6114376
I uh, hope you enjoy that anon <3
>>6114378
>of course ur special to me anon. and for the record i would like u no matter what trip or no trip don't be afraid to step outside of your comfort zone. I'll be here right beside you the entire time ^^ <3
O/////O
This is too much Korra I actually might cry lmao. Thank you, really, for this, I might go and get a trip after all. Super ty >w<

>>6114388
>it was just a misunderstanding
>talking down to validate lack of a response

I haven't been doing this to you desu.

Additionally yes you admitted you liked both of them but a week before you were fawning over Grace. Who is it next week? She's Yandere You say? I wonder how she'd think about you doing the same stuff with Elanna when she's insecure.

You ignore the fact that, here, in that picture, you call her your girlfriend, where you adamantly denied otherwise a moment before. Can you please stay on topic you ADHD fuck?

>>6114394
wahhhhhhhhhhh youre jealous
bitter hons
wahhhhhhhhhhh youre only picking on me because im male and youre all jealous
wahhhhhhhhhhh
ad hominem
wahhhhhhhhhhh grace
ignoring and selecting things im saying (even though i am too)
wahhhhhhhhhhh

>>6114394
Made me lol

>>6114388
too lazy sorry

>>6114390
the bombes represent the volatile nature of the dickgirls
the half bird half man farmer tries in vain to grow and nurture for his own gain
but in thinking that he could tame the dickgirls, his hubris was too great, and he is destroyed

>>6114369
>no dresses
Wake up Maddie!

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>>6114376
lol what a gay

>>6114384
fucking lmao

>>6114396
of course what are friends for? ^^

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>>6114396
>I might go and get a trip after all
and talk to me on skype or an email or something!!
Thanks everyone for being cool to me, goodnight /mtfg/

>>6114403
wow thanks for explaining slug
u truly have the deepest lore

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>>6114391
<3

Ill have to go back to bed tho, Ijust got up to watch gsl

>>6114396
I think I've seen you around some before niceanon. Sorry. I usually lurk and been busy with.. obvious stuff today. But you seem good, it's nice to see others trying to be positive here for a change.

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>>6114407
Will you ever get a tattoo like this?

>>6114413
See ya Phienchen
Sieg Heil

>>6114410
gnight

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>>6114419

>>6114407
You're the best ^-^
>>6114410
I haven't forgotten, but I'm still a shy and boring girl, ya know?

Goodnight everybody, thanks to everyone who made my "I really should kill myself" day into one of the best days I've had all year. Love you all /mtfg/ <3

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>>6114392
>implying I'll hide over meaningless drama
there's at least one shitstorm about me every week, friendo, and it's always started by someone twisting my words.
>>6114398
Yeah well a couple weeks before I thought Grace was sincere about what she was telling me and wouldn't abandon me with some vague explanation and cookie cutter reasons.
>I wonder how she'd think about you doing the same stuff with Elanna when she's insecure
Huh? The only thing I've done with Elanna is flirt, and I used to do that with everyone in good fun.

This girl has seen and heard things from me that no other person ever has.

I didn't deny anything either, I've been explaining the situation all night, you choose not to listen.

>>6114347
>>6114325
>>6114339
>>6114357


And thank you everyone. I was too much in angry shitpost mode to properly appreciate your love <3 Thank you all.

>>6114174
Goddamn, is that you?

>>6114429
Yeah, and still no gf or femboy bf

Never even seen one before, life is suffering

>>6114414
Kinda late since i already posted goodnight, but uh, thanks Kari! I try to be good, and it's kind of you to recognize me as good :3
>>6114426
*quickly pets u before going to sleeps*
But relax birdy, you're starting to say kinda mean things, and your foes are feeding off of you fighting with them. Don't fan the flames.

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>>6114415
no I really really really dislike tattoos and 99% of the time I xi aiser then eyesores especially on girls. that being said im a hypocrite and plan on getting this kind of tat soonish. im gunna get it near my ribs/hips area

http://in1.
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>>6114425
Nini!

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>>6114426
and to add to this, we literally sleep together on skype haha
>>6114432
thanks for having my back, friend.

goodnight.

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got food now
gf brought me zwiback and tea :3
now she's visiting grandma and mum
time to shitpost
any plans for this fine sunday mtfg ?

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>>6114426
>Yeah well a couple weeks before I thought Grace was sincere about what she was telling me and wouldn't abandon me with some vague explanation and cookie cutter reasons.

Once again it's Grace this Grace that. Own up to your shit. From what I heard and what I recall you admitting (I can keep digging through archive if you REALLY want to drag this out that much) YOU were the one who was going after her and, IIRC Pan said you even asked her out in the thread!.

You denied, and I QUOTED YOU ON IT MULTIPLE TIMES

>she is not my girlfriend
>she is not my girlfriend

You can slime away like you want to and say how you explained it, but it's for the people reading to judge if you explained it fully or not, and I think I've left enough holes in your argument.

>>6114432
Apologies. I just was focused on a task.

>>6114438
My sunday is practically over now, didn't do anything fun ;_;

>>6114437
Yes, cool. More stuff in the pile of things Elanna probably would've been happy to know before flirting with you.

You can't win. Which one are you even interested in, you keep bouncing back defending your actions with both. Just be forthright.

>>6114431
uve never seen a femboy irl?
wtf?
>>6114438
im going to church today >__<

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>>6114437
>and to add to this, we literally sleep together on skype haha

Isn't that a normal thing to do

>>6114438
An afternoon of solid masturbation is on the cards

>>6114438
church maybe the gym lotsa sleeping

>>6114431
I'd....i dunno, I'd at least borrow you for a night.

I'm in a crappy relationship right now though.

Where are you?

I'm kinda gross though honestly :/

>>6114444
why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free

>>6114451
Milk's for babbies like Pookie, but cows can turn into delicious grownups-only steak!

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>>6114441
>>6114444
You're making this a bigger thing than it actually is tbqh, I've already explained everything and all the facts are out there, you choose not to listen.

Or you are and you're just trying to twist my words and stir up more shit, in which case I'm more than happy to filter you though I don't have a problem with you specifically.
>>6114447
Is it? I've never done it with anyone before

>>6114450
Va/tx

You should Kik me

I'm jerking off rn

>>6114458
>>6114456
touché!

>>6114460
Ummmm. Ok

>>6114459
you're nearly home free, just a few more excuses and lame retorts and you're there!
You've saved dickgirl acres

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I am still sick and I want to die lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OvtpJe0lLaQ

I'm going to go to bed and hope this cold develops into something life threatening

>>6114459
If you've said everything why are you so defensive and unable to answer this. It's not twisting anything. I'm literally quoting your words and asking you questions about them x.x

Filter me if you like, I don't have a problem with you but what I have a problem with is people who lie, and for someone who constantly uses others as scapegoats for their actions. The two things you're doing.

>>6114468
sheen I hope you get better<3

i cant sleep can someone scare away the monsters

all i ever wanted was no monsters
and maybe some fries

>>6114443
awww what did you do ?
>>6114446
sounds interesting
>>6114449
gym top tier
>>6114448
neat maybe doing the same just cause it helps with the sick feels

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>>6114471
Answer what!?

I have said literally all there is to know, I have no reason to lie or to hide any fucking thing or use anyone as a "scapegoat" whatever the fuck that means. You don't even know anything about me which is the best part about you saying this shit.

I want to be with this girl and I want to fully commit to her when she is ready to accept me despite her insecurities, until then I'm keeping myself open on the possibility of that never happening.
>>6114467
>dickgirl acres
commission slug to add a sign saying that to the farmer edit.
>>6114478
here look at this

>>6114456
im not stop !!
>>6114478
wat monsters
>>6114479
are u religious

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>>6114459
It sounds like an obsessive, unhealthy thing to do.

What.

>>6114480
youre a piece of shit dude kill yourself please

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>>6114405
sigh better now? I feel like a hon in it.

>>6114481
no but I find the concept of church interesting

>>6114480
>I want to be with this girl and I want to fully commit to her when she is ready to accept me despite her insecurities, until then I'm keeping myself open on the possibility of that never happening.

Protip: Don't flirt with others then. Even though she says she's okay with it, she's probably not and realizes you're just like everyone else going for whatever the biggest fish you can get is.

Anyway. You do you, I obviously can't stop you posting here. It's been a fun 4 hours, I'm going to sleep now famalam.


Nini mtfg.

>>6114489
you tried kari, it'll never stop he's rooted like a tree now and everyone just basks in his shade

goodnight sweet dreams

>>6114487
me too : ]

>>6114486
You look like a girl I had band practice with. Except in pretty. She was honest to god ugly on the outside and inside. I hated her.

Seeing you in that dress makes her seem like bizarro world you. This is getting abstract.

>>6114489
you're the hero mtfg needs, but doesn't want
god bless you, the anti-tranny well get his one day

>>6114369
lol we doooo, ya you're pretty too, :o haha
Besties!!!

>>6114480
damage control damage control damage control damage control damage control damage control

I need to be fucked hard for a good thirty minutes and have my face covered in hot stringy salty sweet cum while a man takes pictures and calls me a slut

>>6114441
You definitely proved your points. He's hiding something.

>>6114493
Oh yeah I'm ugly on the inside aright.

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>>6114502
me too

>>6114507
i wanna put my legs around a guy like that

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Really important question are you supposed to suck or chew ice breakers? cause i've just been chewing them but i feel like that might not be right, lol

>>6114508
that wasn't my point, wtf D:
You look like a nice version of her. I'm bad at direct compliments, take it for what you will though.

dude i need my fucking video games

>>6114510
same but his neck and then i do a backflip off of him and throw knives into the rest of em then attack the leader while shouting rly cool dialogue

>>6114512
chew
also get sours u fuk

>>6114487
is thatwhy you're ÖVP?

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>>6114515
>get sours u fuk

I'm sorry =(
Please forgive me, I'll do anything, pleaseeee forgiveeee mee frooooog

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>>6114514
thank you. That was a nice complement actually. I get them very rarely here.

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>>6114510
me too but I am too ugly
I cross my legs like that all the time when I'm sitting at the pc now and I'm like
>why dont you just place your feet flat on the floor side by side you silly

>>6114518
I am not ÖVP tho
what makes you think that ?

>>6114521
forgiven 100%!!

>>6114525
im glad u made me look better but do not photoshop me into photos with men. this is ur FINAL WARNING.

>>6114502
only 30???

>>6114525
This picture is the reason I want SRS.

>>6114528
>im glad u made me look better but do not photoshop me into photos with men. this is ur FINAL WARNING.
w-what
I just photoshopped the lewd out because I dont want to get banned

>>6114526
maybe I'm getting confused, I thought you said you were.
how do you identify?

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>>6114379
>>6114383

i basically just spent the last 2 hours trying to convince myself that i don't need to buy all of this makeup only to add more products to my cart.
so i'm kind of just hating my life right now. but I NEED IT ;___; my bff and i are gonna work nonstop this coming week together tho to make up for it (we both cam and we do pacts every once in awhile to push each other to work every night every day). i can't rationalize spending this, as well as another 100$+ at sephora without working my ass off even tho i made like 600 tonight. so ya that's where i went. how are y'all?

>>6114385

hi hello! what's up?

>>6114535
joke is she looks like me w boobs

>>6114502
i need to be treated like the nasty stinky messy boy i am
that means u call me messy and tickle me for 30 minutes and make me admit im a messy boy
then u put me in my bucket and spray me with a hose n dry me off n put me in ur bed

i wanted to make this post less about me by changing a hose to 'ur hose' to make it more sexual but if anyone pees on me ill fucking KILL them

i needa sleep what the fuk

I must say, I had my doubts, but you guys really pulled aside your differences and came through at the end.
this'll be the best /mtfg/ bakesale ever!

>>6114534
AGP detected

>>6114542
woa that's a lot
edie can I ask u a personal question

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>>6114546
>joke is she looks like me w boobs
oh
why dont you like boys? wut r u gay or something?

>>6114550
fapping with a hard clit is great

>>6114549
I mixed up my boxes, seems i brought hashish muffins instead of bran.
are they still okay?

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Good night guys! I'm drunk as fuck and going to bed.

>>6114554
suck my butt>>6114560
i like to smoke hash

>>6114562
gnight >__<

>>6114174
I want you to cum down my throat so fucking bad right now

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>>6114551

charlotte tilbury is so fucking expensive, but it's perfection ;_;
you can always ask me anything you want.

>>6114554

honestly there are two things to keep in mind with makeup:
1) product knowledge
2) technique
if you have the second one down, which can be accomplished through a lot of practice and watching youtube videos and such, you can get away with not knowing the first one, and look pretty good. if you have both down though you'll look like a model compared to everyone around you.

>>6114560
Oh anon! you and your drugs!
what wacky hijinks could possibly come from this?

gonna do a sleep
hope I wake up with boobs

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>>6114566
Go grab your dildo and imagine it, I did just cum a huge load

My abs are all sticky now, come clean it up

>>6114568
how tall are u and how much do u weight
>__<
>>6114572
gnight

>>6114450
> I'd at least borrow you for a night.
>I'm in a crappy relationship right now though.

Literally fucking kill yourself.

>>6114537
none I vote for whatever has the most reasonable record,plans and which party upholds the values of democracy the most (hence why I'd never vote FPÖ,KPÖ or Grün)

>>6114552
>wut r u gay or something?
rofll

>>6114576
when are you going to grow out of your lesbian phase and get a boyfriend?

>>6114577
faggot

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>>6114578
never

>>6114174
Sure why not. You'll make someone very happy.

>>6114542
Not much. Just gonna get some lunch. Then myself and the fiancee are going to
Get day drunk and watch trashy tv

>>6114581
but what happened to living the easy life as a trophy wife?

>>6114587
hows that gna be preferable if u dont love the one ur with T_T

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>>6114574

i'm 5'6", almost 5'7", and i weigh about135 lbs.

>>6114582

if you like i can post the makeup guide i wrote for adri. i made her an in-depth one about a month back, but i never shared it with anyone else.
it's very basic, and for a very natural, girl/pretty, but androgynous look.

>>6114585

d'aw, that sounds nice! do you usually do that on sundays?

>>6114523
Wut, are you serious? I sincerely doubt that considering you pass flawlessly.

>>6114587
I never wanted to be some fucked up trophy wife o_0

>>6114590
thnx bb

>>6114590
Sometimes. But it's my birthday and I don't want to see anyone

>>6114174
mmm come in my fake vagina tonight please faggot boy

>>6114590
Actually I'd love that makeup guide too I suck ass at it

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beebeep

>>6114594
>fucked up trophy wife
Please don't add "fucked up" you hateful bigot.

How's life on the mental illness board, anons?

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>>6114596

~__^

>>6114597

!!! OH MY GOSH! HAPPY BIRTHDAY, GIRL!!!!!
that's wonderful. how old are you this year? can i ask that?

>>6114601
>>6114602

i don't think she would mind! i'd like to at some point write an even longer one for everyone in mtfg, and i also want to do a class through tinychat at some point as well, but it's hard to schedule things, as well as write something that will apply to everyone who posts here. i only spent a few hours on this one, so it doesn't have everything, but...yeah.
http://pastebin.com/FduVyThG

>>6114607
The femboy board is really hostile and thinks I'm cat fishing

Life is hard