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I'm dying of humiliation, help pls 2016-04-30 16:54:48 Post No. 6109669
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I'm dying of humiliation, help pls 2016-04-30 16:54:48 Post No. 6109669
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So I was furiously masturbating like 5 minutes ago, and just as I blew my load I heard a knock on my window, apparently my mother had forgot her keys. And I'm sitting there, covered in cum, being like: yeah in a minute, but she continued to stare inside and I'm quite uncertain how much she could see,but hopefully not much because there was hardcore gay porn playing on my screen.
I quickly exited that,and pretended to type (I'm supposed to write my thesis instead of jerking off) but she remained next to my window not even giving me a chance to get decent. I tried to gracefully pull up my boxers without letting her see, then rushed to the entrance door, unlocked it, then ran back inside.
And now I'm hiding in my room. What if she saw...things? I'm not sure which is worse, the fact that she may have seen gay porn, me masturbating, or both at the same time. She doesn't even know I'm gay for Christ's sake!
What am I supposed to do?!
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>>6109669
tell her you are a normal human being who masturbates and finds boys attractive
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Laugh
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Enjoy it. Yeah, it's weird, but it was your personal time, how would she like it if you were peeking through her window.
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>>6109674
Oh God no! I'd rather commit sudoku. Plus she's homophobic.
>>6109678
Can't. I'm still twitching from extreme shock and mortification.
Also I'm really hungry. This was supposed to be a quick wank then I was gonna have dinner. Should I wait until the night falls and everyone is asleep before I leave my room?
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>>6109669
why don't you have blinds? I guess that would make to much sense.
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>>6109669
i literally tell my parents to "fuck off im masturbating"
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I'm sure the worst part is that you're not furthering your education, faggot. Sit down and make a better world or I'll punch you.
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You need to make eye contact while masturbating, assume dominance
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>>6109669
Remove all evidence of failure.
Kill mother if necessary.
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>>6109669
It was midnight and I was watching gay porn in my computer, wearing my earphones. After I cum, I didn't know the jack wasn't plugged in. The speaker was loud enough to make me think the earphone was working. I'm not even out yet and it's been 4 years.
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>>6110011
But I'm just a silly librarian anon. I can't help to make the world a better place. I'm just a pseudo-slave who organizes pages of cellulose bound tightly together with strange symbols printed on them in a forgotten institution that nobody uses anymore. That's all I am good for.
>>6110156
I lol'd
>>6110164
You, I like.
>>6110179
Oh god. My condolences. I actually have a funny pic related to your story
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What type was it? If there is for some reason a conversation about the gay porn. Double down. Maybe if she saw from a distance and it was twinks you could claim it was some women and fess up. Watching regular porn is better than watching gay porn right? But if it was hairy masculine ogres you could have trouble.
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