/mtfg/ - I done it again edition

xst for chaos blade a best

>chaser makes a thread
EEEWWWW

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>tfw you look like a 35 years old male.

>tfw you cleaned up the livingroom and now the place feels empty without your roommate who moved out yesterday
Weird feel. There was nothing between us but we were good friends and it just feels weird that he's gone sine I spent 3 weeks with him almost every day.

>>6102451
My ex said I look like a 40yo woman. :C Yay woman, but, 40yo, really? noplz i am not old plz

>>6102456
>roommate
>nothing between us
yeah sure, and every sitcom is just total bullshit right?

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>>6102458
At least you look like a 40 years old woman.

Dunno how I look so old at 23 and so male after hrt.

>>6102460
I live with 3 other people rn, he and i shared the livingroom and now it feels weird sleeping without him here. There wasn't anything between us really, we were just good friends who did stuff one time when we were both fucking hammered. Also he's engaged.

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late night greentext story. i think i spoke to god tonight yall

>at a bar with friends
>im not out to them
>im a little high
>overhear an extremely drunk older woman yelling at someone on the phone for like ten minutes
>she ends the call and then pulls me aside, away from my friends
>smells like puke and slurring her words
>"hey screw them!"
>"them?" i point to my friends
>"yeah who cares what they think. listen, i know what you are"
>"you do?"
>she caresses my arm
>"yeah... i know you're a he-she. its ok. i think youre great.."
>she proceeds to give me a huge monologue about how i need to just be me and how im such a beautiful person because im myself and that the most important thing in life is to just be able to breathe. hugs me like 6 times throughout
>im nodding along and freaking out on the inside
>holy shit this is too fucking weird how did she know
>she seems totally out of her mind but she was totally spot on
>how the fuck did she know
>is this real
>did the universe really align itself in such a way that this completely random encounter would just happen to occur right now while im struggling to come out about being trans to the very people standing just a couple feet away from me
what the FUCK was that ffam

>>6102472
>who did stuff one time when we were both fucking hammered
There we go
I knew it
every sitcom is real

> tfw you take your bra off after wearing it for 2 weeks straight and your boobs feel amazing.

>>6102475
What do you mean anon? What is this sitcom metaphor?

>>6102474
wait, aren't you even out?
Like, boymode?
Jesus what the fuck

>>6102474
>i know you're a he-she
Oh that was funny.
Ghay you have to accept the fact that you probably behave extremely faggy in real life. So faggy in fact that random strangers (who might have had prior experience with trannies) are giving you the "So brave" speeches out of the blue.

>>6102476
>implying obesity boobs are real boobs

>>6102477
>apartment full of people who have literally all fucked and somehow still have vaguely functional relationships
it's every apartment sitcom

>>6102481
It works for yume.

>>6102481
>shit hons say

>>6102482
I haven't fucked one of my roommates and I plan on keeping it that way

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>>6102482
So like tranny Friends? Except less attractive?

>>6102468
Yeah I got super lucky and started passing before even starting HRT (despite this place saying I'd never pass.) It just took the right clothes and hairstyle. My big hurdle is just actually looking my age. It's probably because I never use makeup... I REALLY need to learn that shit.

>>6102486
>3 other people
>fucked 2 of them
holy shit it's realer than I thought
I need to get into this roommate stuff

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Hello everyone! I haven't sleept yet because I've been studying for an exam I have in 2 hours. How has everyone else been?

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>>6102492
>tfw no one has noticed anything in 3 years hrt
>tfw just look like an average guy with long hair and bangs

>>6102493
I mean I am dating yume and gem rn and I live with them so...

Also I did shit with both of the people that have left since I've come. Reeealy regret doing anything with mado

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>>6102478
totally boymode

>>6102479
I GUESS SO. i dont know. my stance and mannerisms sure, but i was hardly even talking. we even had an extremely flamboyant gay guy with us.

>>6102490
ive been binging all of Friends for the past month. i feel like they're my friends now. they're always there for me

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>tfw post on /fa/
>"your eyes are really big in comparison to your lips and nose, it's really unsettling "

Mtfg confirmed for hugbox

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>>6102429
Another proud smålänning in the thread, small world.

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sup

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>>6102451
Iktf

I have the face of a 50 year old man, upper body of a 60 year old holocaust survivor and the lower body of a 40 year old fat man

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>>6102474
>hugs me like 6 times throughout
literal hugbox

>>6102510
I could hug you and make it 7, but I am not a box. I am a taco.

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>>6102507
Iktf

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>>6102504
:3

>>6102507
>tfw manlier than your dad even after hrt

>tfw really want to talk to someone right now, not about anything in particular, but just to talk even if it's just about random shit

>>6102514
XD

>>6102507
I have the legs of an athletic 20-something girl, the body of a petite late teens girl, and the face of a 40yo woman touched by cthulu.

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>>6102503
You are probably also too fat for /fa. You also don't dress like a survivor of the goffic apocalypse.
Why do you seek validation from people more insecure than you?

>>6102501
>extremely flamboyant gay
You are probably like that only depressed.
The only reason your friends haven't noticed (or haven't said anything) is because they, being your friends, are not phased by your oddities.

>>6102504
cartman would you fuck lain

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>>6102503

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>>6102516
>tfw dad is a manlet
>tfw only you had to become the tallest masculine mangod in the family
>tfw dad could pull it off better than you
fuck you dad
FUCK YOU AND YOUR Y CHROMOSOME

I'm so fucking hungover I never want to get that drunk again. But I'm going out tonight. So I will.

>>6102531
So are you like the king of manlets?

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>>6102531
IKTF except my dad is taller than me.

>>6102526
plz

WHY chromosome
JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP chromosome

>ywn be a mom
Why must we suffer so?

>>6102536
It's too early in the day for these feels plz

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>>6102533
I am the emperor of lanklets TBqH

>>6102534
Mine isn't which hurts even more

>>6102536
>>6102537
Just think of the poor children.

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>>6102536
obligatory
>she will never love you

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>>6102538
>tfw oldest younger brother is taller than you but way more feminine
>tfw hyper masculine manlet compared to my dad and him
>tfw you look like you have downs

how 2 grow out my hair?

front looks rad but back is a mullet and its depressing and weird

>>6102540
>She
>Not He
GET OUT TRANSBIAN
REEEEEEEE

>>6102543
> but back is a mullet
LOL

>>6102536
>"you can just adopt XD"
God I hate when people say this.
>tfw no periods
>tfw can't get pregnant
>tfw you will never bear children
Sad feels senpai

I wish a qt guy slapped my gt

>>6102544
he won't take me back.

>>6102547
nobody wants to have periods, dumbass

but it's the necessary evil to have a babby tbqh

>>6102550
Smart man.

>>6102552
I don't think there would be any appreciable difference. Y'all are a bunch of hysteric bitches anyway.

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>>6102526
Yes, I would dress her up like Nils Dacke while I cosplay as Gustav the fucking Vasa punishing the little smålandian rascal rebel in my dungeon in stockholm.

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>>6102554
he wasn't very smart for dating me in the first place.
>>6102558
make it happen. then you two can cuddle and play dnd or some gay shit after.

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>>6102547
>mfw mom doesn't understand why I wanna have a period

>>6102547
I'm still kinda indifferent about not being able to experience those, they sound and look quite painful.

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>>6102522
Me on the far right :/

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I'm so bored but in a few hours I have work. Idk what to do in the meantime

>>6102559
>he wasn't very smart for dating me in the first place.
You live, you learn. No one coming here regularly would make the same mistake.

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People are gonna shit on me for asking this/bringing it up again but who are the people here who have a thing for diapers? I'm sorry.

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>>6102564
Here's the /k meetup. I wonder if /pol has something similar. And would they all look like trannies-in-training.

I tried to get help from late night mtfg and didn't get much feedback so I am trying again. Can anyone give me advice on how I can fix my voice to sound female? Here is me reading random sentences for reference.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1UtkGAktCI3

I've tried the larynx training but it doesn't really do anything for me and it sucks. All tips and tricks for improvement is greatly appreciated.

>>6102567
trannies are clingy emotional retards and would jump at any chance of emotional attention. i wouldn't touch 99% of them with a 10 ft pole.
>>6102569
s t e w a n d b r e w

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>>6102536

>tfw i've wanted to adopt kids since i was 14

tbqh i don't understand the point of conceiving a child at all. my DNA isn't that important, either.
being a mom has literally nothing to do with being preggo to me.

im a messy boi

>>6102575
What???

>>6102474
that was me, sorry

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>>6102579
>wanting children

>>6102569
hi c:

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>>6102591
You got a kik or something? So we can talk about our very weird and creepy fethish lol.

>>6102573
don't eat the brownies

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>>6102558
lewd af

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>>6102591
>>6102597
>Diaper fetish
Edgar please go

>>6102589
Source ?
Puking is the greatest turn on

>>6102604
but its a pupper

>>6102597
I do but everything I've got has my name all over it lol uhhhh hmm

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>>6102536
god is a cruel fuck

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>>6102602
Just remember cupcake, if anyone asks, you fell down the stairs.

>>6102603
I could, but I'd rather not go right now I'm not wearing one atm and that would be messy

>>6102615
preach it
>>6102616
tfw i will never have to hide my bruises under makeup

>>6102579
Exactly

Also if being trans is in my DNA then why would I risk passing that onto a child? This shit ain't fun

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>>6102589

i've always wanted to adopt children.
i'd love to be a mom, and there's a ton of kids out there that need parents to support them.

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what is the last food i should eat at pookies before next time.........

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>>6102616
This is my fetish.

>>6102624
just do it already you goddamn pussy

>>6102608
Exactly ...
It's even better with those cute puppers

>>6102627
>calling your children hon
wew lad

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>>6102612
I can give you mine if that works?

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>>6102619

agreed.

>>6102627

i've never escorted.
though i think explaining that mommy 1 sucks mommy 2's dick after dark would be a little awkward.

>>6102603
Eh. Yeah it's weird but not the weirdest fetish I've seen.

>>6102630
sure

>>6102633
I have weird fetishes, no shame. But yeah there's deffo weirder out there

>>6102633
nigga what?
what's the weirdest fetish to you then?

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>>6102636

you're not very bright, are you?

>>6102635
georgejung01 like the drug dealer.

>>6102641
says the crossdressing gay man who shows his penis on cam every day

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>>6102644

because that sentence makes you seem more intelligent.

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Good morning heathens

>>6102648
i am not the poster you originally replied to you onahole-humping retard

>>6102652
hey, onaholes are legit, fuck you.

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>>6102649
Morning

>>6102660
he's doing it for a living, big difference

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>>6102652
>>6102653
>>6102657
>>6102662

this is really sad.

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>>6102661
Can I have my testosterone back

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fuckk, i really feel i need ffs now.
does anyone just feel like you look inadequate and will never measure up to cis girls? like, fuck, testosterone done fucked me up

anywayyyy,
post eyes?

>>6102665
don't you have your cock to touch so you could take your man-hon boyfriend faye out, gay retard?

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>>6102666
But you gave it to me first, Satan

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>>6102672
Yep, even with FFS, t still fucked me up

>>6102672
k-kayla?

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>>6102675
UR TRIP TO FLAVOUR TOWN IS OVER

>>6102686
Same tbqh.

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>>6102687
Fug you

I-is this thread still alive?

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>>6102672
only thing ill ever dare to post of myself

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>>6102672
>tfw man eyes

>>6102694
yes, we are currently roasting dragface because he has daddy issues lol

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>>6102667
>>6102669
>>6102674
>>6102679

these kinds of comments make me feel so fortunate to live the life that i do, honestly.
if i needed to resort to this sort of behavior to feel better about myself i don't know what i would do.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eUSI44zHthg

>>6102696
le grille with soulless eyes/5

>>6102697
le angry teenage boi/5

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>>6102672

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>>6102703
I'm an angry adult boy.

we're born naked and the rest is (a) drag

>>6102701
>le sassy avatarfagging
>le sassy condescending response
gaygen is that way, sir

>>6102705
Are you even human lel?
That looks so fucked up

>>6102711
It's bitter hon time

>>6102697
is that yume?

>>6102715
it's taking the trip off to shit on anons time

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>>6102716

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>>6102713
"No"

>>6102714
No. I am actually from Alpha Centauri

I love you all, and I hope you all have a wonderful day and that nobody gets bullied! <3

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>>6102706
>>6102710
>>6102711

i enjoy your obsession with my life. without your continued interest i'd be irrelevant.

>>6102718
>the hon feels threaten and spouts out trip on.
A common tactic of the bitter hon species

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>>6102715
>he honestly thinks dragrace is someone who passes well and to be hon-raged after
He knows his makeup game well but without that he'd be another faggy poo in the loo boy.

There are better trips here to be jealous of: pookie, sophie, ufufu, rawr and that's about it.

>>6102705
>deep set eyes
i am sorry anon ;-;

>>6102728
detrans is terrible why would any human bean ever do it?

>tfw faggy guy for life.

I didn't wear a sports bra today in boy mode and some bitch give me the worst evils. That cheered me up

>>6102737
>I didn't wear a sports bra today in boy mode and some bitch give me the worst evils.
W-what? I don't understand...

>>6102726
>doesn't respond to any other posts
>only responds to some irrelevant post to be more condescending and arrogant
FUCK OFF SIR

>>6102737
>some bitch give me the worst evils.
???

>>6102736
i've lost control of my life.

>>6102731
That's nice rawr

>>6102742
Take it back then, your life is your property and you have every natural right to make of it whatever you please.
You're the only you, so own it!

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>>6102732
>>6102739
>>6102744
>>6102747

thank you for your continued loyalty.

>>6102739
>>6102743
>>6102744
God what is with all these bitter hons today?

>>6102749
They are here every day

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wUiWIBiVH4U

>tfw just woke up from a dream that broke the spree of teams dreams I have been having
>male self wins the fight and banishes my female self and locks her away
I am sane once more

>>6102743
Maybe that's why dragrace is so boastful because his makeup is spot on and considers it the biggest achievement in his life?

>>6102741
>>6102738
I mean my jumper is tight and you can clearly see them and she was visibly upset and disgusted . It was hilarious

>>6102753
can you just keep your autistic babbling to /pol/, dude?

>>6102749
>>6102752
>hons calling hons hons
go home, 6 foot men in tutu dresses

>>6102758
Then it wouldn't be half as fun

Huh. I like edie. She tends to be nice when you're not a cunt

>>6102756
Why would you not wear a bra then?

>>6102758
#rekt

If you get an orchi, does that mean that it would be impossible to detrans?

>>6102765
You'd never have balls again

>cis girls complaining about how difficult their lives are because they're attractive
>'being pretty is difficult too!' baw baw

I know who I'm giving shower coupons to next time there's a holocaust going on :)

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>>6102672

>>6102756
cissie bitch btfo, nice!
>>6102765
You'd be a eunuch I think.

>>6102762
I don't know. In a self hating mood

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>>6102751
>>6102754
>>6102755
>>6102763
>>6102772

you all make me feel so blessed, and i feel such a responsibility to be a better person. i couldn't do it without you.

>>6102770
>>6102774

But I mean, your body wouldn't produce enough testosterone so you wouldn't really be able to revert from "female form" as much?

Sorry if I sound stupid

>>6102773
*pets ur brow*
>>6102775
I love yourself! You should love yourself too!!
>>6102777
Nice trips

>>6102763
Now that we unpacked his personality, I kinda feel sorry for him tbqh.

>>6102734
Why are you sorry? Lack of potential means I don't have to waste my time on transition and can just focus on pretending I'm a girl in my head while I live as a male. I call it the imaginary transition. It's the best solution over repression and actual transition.

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>>6102780

>>6102779
Yeah you'd be mtftm

>>6102779
You'd have to get testosterone injections I think, or else your bones would crumble to dust, never mind turning masculine again.

>>6102777
It is marvelous to witness you posting Edie. I genuinely hope you're having a great day/night

>>6102785
birdie would you let me pet you?

>>6102743
>but atleast he knows how to do it well
Lmfao okay

I want to make my straight bf cum while we're long distance but he's too shy and scared and insecure to cam even though he's dating a literal fucking worthless tranny ;~;

Edie = poor man's bailey jay

>>6102759

I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW I'M AUDITIONING FOR A PERFORMANCE AT THE BOLSHOI!

>>6102797
he was raised right
does corrupting him turn you on?

>>6102783
This isn't a bad idea desu. I may use this for myself.

>>6102798
Edie is actually my mom and I'd prefer you didn't compare her to a porn star.

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>>6102778
>>6102788
>>6102781
>>6102793
>>6102796
>>6102798

a work of art.

>>6102790

thanks, claire
i am having a very wonderful day so far. i'm just watching this interview at the moment. it provides me a lot of perspective when the trolls are having an especially bad day. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lH70NQr0KEs

>>6102800
WOW
O
W

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>>6102773
>tfw birdys eyes make you horny as fuck

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>>6102804
How dare you delete my (You)s?
You will regret this.

>>6102661
Hello childhood boners.
No im not a furry.

>>6102814
:^)

>>6102813
I care about (you) I misunderstood one thing so I fixed it

>>6102780 #
Nah my way is easier

>>6102774 #
Fuckin polish people are the worst for that

>>6102772 #
Nah I'm not new. And I have no doubt she does about some people because some people here are pathetic. I talk about people here that poss me off. But from my interactions with her she seems pretty cool

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>>6102816
What can I say, mouse got it going on. And the swedish voice actress for her had a voice that was purer sex.

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>>6102794
I don't know who you are and I don't like being touched so NO
>>6102812
IT'S JUST AN EYE

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Fuck this. Repress repress repress

>>6102810
Yeah it hurts, epilating is worse though :c Still, your skin gets used to it with time, so it eventually hurts less. Good luck Neanderthal anon!
>>6102817
I'll forgive you this time!

But no, seriously, love yourself! And remember to laugh at petty, insecure, angry cis girls at every opportunity c:

>>6102503

don't trust /fa/ on faces

>>6102821
Why don't you like being touched, birdy? As long as it's not violent (and sometimes even when it is), having other people's hands on you feels really nice!
>>6102822
Repression is stupid and ignorant, don't be stupid and ignorant! You're better than that anon!

>>6102821
Yeah but it's hot

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>>6102822
This. Hugboxers would have you believe that anyone can make it. I've come to realise that female beauty is not something that can be achieved by any amount of effort. Only though surgery or pure genetic luck.

It's much easier to be an attractive man than it is to be an attractive female. All it requires is brute force to remain muscular. I simply accept that puberty fucked me up and there was no hope anyway before puberty. There is no blame on me. It was all beyond my control. That way. All im doing is accepting reality.

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Itttttttttsssss Nep time! Nep and i just woke up. Nep up with me.

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so how is your day going, mtfg? how are you feeling? what are your plans for your friday?

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>>6102808
You're just getting all the love today, Edie.
:)

>>6102840
What are the neptunia games like?

>>6102841
Im going to spend most my day with Nep :3. Then go to FNM and wreck. Then Nep up and take lots of painkillers.

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>>6102829
>>6102839
What's ignorant and stupid was me falling into the trap that there is anyway that I can become feminine or attractive. Hell. The only reason I stand a chance with girls during repression is because my muscles compensate for my face.

>>6102845
Honestly. Theyre bad. (Sorry Nep you know I love you with all of my heart!)

>>6102840
>>6102852
I don't get this meme. Is this Nintendo Wii tan? Why does she have the dpad from a wii remote in her hair?

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>>6102841
God I hate time traveling

Gonna hopefully get my dosage upped today

>>6102824
LOL no. And desu I really dgaf if she does. I'm pretty pathetic.

>>6102826
You cant tell me what to do

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>>6102856
Theres nothing to get. Shes the Sega Neptune. I am in love with her. I am devoted to her.

1738

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>>6102844
>That pic
Lmao its so fucking true, nigs shoulda voted Bernie, im glad they didnt cause hes a dirty socialist.

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>>6102829
Cause I never have, idk.
>>6102831
(you)

>>6102841

at work right now. dinner w/grandma and more laser today : )

things are lookin up a lil mtfg

>>6102861
I want you to be my mother

>>6102862
>>6102869
Samefag

>>6102850
You can become feminine anon, and attractiveness/beauty is subjective - sure you'll never be a model, but why should that be your goal? And if you're worried that you "don't pass," there are fucking cis women who "don't pass" when you look at them with a critical eye! Just keep up with your skittles, maybe get surgery if you really think you need it, but repressing? That's just dumb, repression ends with you dead or transitioning into an old lady.
>>6102861
>You cant tell me what to do
Do you want to be grounded, young lady?
>>6102870
Maybe you just haven't been touched by nice people yet, find somebody nice to touch you like a masseuse or something.

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>>6102844

i'm so lucky. :')

>>6102847
>>6102852

why do you love them if they're bad?

>>6102858

woah. is that military time, or is it midnight for you?
what's your dosage now?

>>6102861

not that it means anything, but i've never said anything negative about you, or anyone, really.
i don't really talk to anyone about 4chan other than Faye. primarily because i don't really talk to anyone from mtfg outside of it.
the people i talk to most never posted here, or stopped a long time ago.

>>6102871

how many laser sessions have you had? that's pretty exciitttinggg!

>>6102872
>>6102874
These are some very polarised statements.... .

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>>6102873
Only one (You) there friend. Im not a tranny either ok!

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my head hurts so much v,v

>>6102873
Honest coincident, I got some neps in my reaction folder and it was the first best I could find.

>>6102878
Mommy

>>6102874
>And if you're worried that you "don't pass," there are fucking cis women who "don't pass" when you look at them with a critical eye!
not even a critical eye. spotting cis women with more brow bossing than me has become second nature

>>6102877
I just love her is all. I love my Nep. She improves my health and my overall happiness. I love Nep.

>>6102877

this will be #4!!

>>6102881

are you okay?

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hi~

>>6102874
>And if you're worried that you "don't pass," there are fucking cis women who "don't pass" when you look at them with a critical eye!


What utter crap. I wouldn't pass with all the angles lighting and photo tricks in the world. I just can't see how repression is more painful than a life where I am a freakish hon.

I won't become that. I won't become a person who's entire self worth is based upon how pretty they are. As a man. I can accept being ugly and not care.

It's just so much more comfortable than being an ugly hon. I gain nothing from transition except more emotional fragility and sacrificing my ability to suppress emotions.

>>6102887
I do it compulsively. On a given day 80% of the women I see are trans

>>6102885
I'm OK with this

>>6102877
That's cool. I can't believe someone was arguing that because I don't think you're a piece of shit. It's weird I've been away for a while and it still surprises me.

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>tfw manlier than edgar, korra and potc

>>6102902
You know what to do qt

>>6102902
Just get yourself a waifu. Take a mix of alcohol and a couple painkillers and drift into their world! ^^

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>>6102902
No ones manlier than spartan.

>>6102881
Good morning phienchen

Are you hung over?

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>>6102902
But not manlier than me :3
I'm a man's man

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>>6102902
You could move to a progessive islamic neighberhood and dress in a burqa, no one will even be able to tell.

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>>6102905
Tell me.

>>6102908
I prefer husbandos

>>6102895
O
HAI
KORRA
>w<

>>6102899
You can accept being ugly as a man, perhaps, but the fact remains that you can't accept being a man. Because you're not a man, you're a girl, it's just that your body has the male sex. You can fix that, and refusing to do that because you're afraid of your feelings is childish tbqh.

>>6102916
Post it

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>>6102893
>>6102912
I slept too much and only ate like half a bowl of soup yesterday. I guess I had it coming. but goddamn, this is worse than a really bad hangover. my bf doesnt allow alcohol so I basically never drink.

how are you?

>>6102895
(you)

so Ive played FF9 recently, and am atop of cleyra now, for some reason I feel that the areas are smaller now then they were 13 years ago. I wonder if other people have experiences the same.

>>6102916
Awww dont be gay ;_;

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>>6102915
>implying I could even pass in burka
plzzzz

>>6102919
4 u

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>>6102889

but why?

>>6102893

have you been seeing results so far?

>>6102901

honestly i'm not sure what it is about me that incites hatred in some anons.
i just wouldn't want anyone thinking that i'm shit talking them when i've never had any reason to do so.

>>6102881

Good, you sad nazi slimeball.

>>6102920
Stop playing my favorite game!!!!!!! >:(

had this weird as fuck dream. basically my old high school biology teacher is retired now and he comes into the pizza restaurant i work at every week with his grown up kids. i dreamed the guy wanted to do some reunion class and called us all back in. he split us up into boys and girls, but said i had to be a team by myself and he asked me to stand up and talk about being intersex. people then had to build like a representation of their bodies or biological sex or something. i had no art or craft materials, all i had was ground beef and sausages and i ended up sculpting a pile of ugly falling apart raw meat with ketchup as glue to stick it together to represent me. everyone else had scientific diagrams, origami style beautiful folded paper people and beautiful artwork. it was fucked.

not even asleep are we safe from being awkward, dysphoric and crying.

>>6102922
Thank you. It makes my day better

>>6102923
Why do I love her? Because shes the perfect girl for me. I love every aspect about her. I am devoted to her. She allows me to be happy.

>>6102923
Someone wants to know about one of your parents, it's not hatred you tard.

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>>6102928
Good!

>>6102918
It's not that I'm afraid of my feelings. It's the fact that I can deal with being an ugly man better than being an ugly hon.

Because there's no societal downside to me being an ugly man. I can find work. Hang out with friends and walk the streets without feeling like a monster. Because I don't care.

Transitioning puts me in a very bad place. And one that would simply lead me to never leaving the house again and would lead to my suicide even faster than repression ever would.

I think you need to accept that some people just CANT and SHOULD not transition. It's just not a good idea for people like me.

>>6102926
Weird dream, sorry you feel/felt so separated from the rest of your peers, and like, singled out and stuff. Hey, at least you have individuality, right?

Ketchup as glue probably wouldn't work irl tho :/

>>6102920
I'm good

Your soup yesterday reminds me I should go eat. All I had yesterday was black coffee

>>6102926
>everyone look at me I'm intersex

Do you ever post about anything else? You fucking mutant.

>>6102943
I post about Nep if that counts!

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>>6102924
yeah, I kinda missed the headaches, they were gone for a few days.

>>6102925
stop taking my favorite drugs!

>>6102942
and you dont get malnutrition headaches?

>>6102923
Pretty, seemingly happy, relationships, money. Bitches be catty

>>6102943
chill out my friend

>>6102957
Tell that to your T raging partner

>>6102950
Nothing stopping you. Theres enough for everyone. You should get a waifu :3.

>>6102937
Being able to socialize, work, and show up in public as an ugly man isn't a product of testosterone, it's a product of confidence. What's your rationale for being okay as an ugly man, because ugly men are common? Because men are expected to be ugly, or something?
Who cares! You're you, and you should be confident in yourself, not in that you're included in some arbitrary subcategory of human being you call "ugly man." You say that it's "Because I don't care" that you can go out, but it's not mere apathy - it's confidence! Transitioning doesn't have to take that confidence away from you, there's no more reason you should be ashamed of or care about being an "ugly hon" as compared to an "ugly man." Being either of these things really doesn't matter, it's all in how you react to it. There are hons who go outside every day with an unapologetic smile on their face, and there are ugly men who live in their mothers' basements because they're too ashamed to let themselves be seen by anyone. The difference is confidence, you have to be confident!

/rant

>tfw no tranny sister

Triggered

>>6102950
Step up senpai. I pass out

>>6102964
Can I be your sister?

>tfw not a mommy

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>>6102961
>Nothing stopping you

my bf is tho. hes pretty antidrug

>You should get a waifu :3.
she has to be anime, right? Or would FF9-Beatrix be okay as well?

>>6102966
oh I miss that. havent passed out from malnutrition in years.
I am too fat now.

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>>6102964
>tfw no tranny friend to push you to fulltime and then do fun stuff with

>>6102972
You can play mommy all you want after you finish your broccoli, sweetie.

>>6102950
Occasionally I do but idk. I don't use enough energy in the day for it to matter. I go sit at a desk at work for 8 hours then come home and lay on the couch watching tv. I usually faint before I get a headache

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Just finished taking my last exam for the semester. I hope I did well considering it was a blow off class. Btw how is everyone doing this fine hotter then hell morning?

>>6102974
That sucks. ;_;. Any girl works.

>>6102984
pretty okay, have some anxiety over some work I have to finish after classes later.

>>6102977
>~<

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>>6102984
meh

>>6102960
my sweet, caring wifey boo is really chill, though. maybe i'm a positive influence idk. i think since she stopped posting, having people on her case here all the time got to her, she's very sensitive and passionate. i love her for it honestly

>>6102963
Because being an ugly man just means that i don't get relationships. But people don't mind having me as a friend.

Being trans means a lot more people will dislike me.

I just accept being ugly because a childhood and teenage years of self hate has made myself immune to it. But I don't want to be an ugly girl. I would rather keep that in my head forever than taint it in reality by transitioning.

Also yes. Because being ugly would bother me if I wasn't physically fit to compensate for it. Transitioning causes me to lose that source of self respect I have for myself by turning me into a ugly man with conetits.

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I wish I could talk but at work atm ;_;

>>6102974
If you exercise on no food. You pass out. That's what I do

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Oh god, I have to go get ready for my 12 hour night shift again. Please kill me;_;

Anyway, goodbye /mtfg/

>>6102984
I'm okay today. I'm supposed to be doing something at work that I don't know how to do and I'm too beta to ask anyone so I'm just gonna sit here until someone comes and complains it's not done

>>6103002
I shitpost at work senpai. It's fun

>>6103004
Now that o think about it I did go for a run yesterday despite no food and I didn't faint. I was supposed to have a slice of pizza after but my dad stole it

>>6103014
>>6103004
I fucking love hibernating after a run. I wake up really scared tho for some reason.

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>>6102986
I need a woman though. I am not attracted to girls at all, I just wish I had an older sister ;~;

>>6103002
do (you)r best bby <3
I believe in you!
if anyone is mean to you Ill come over and slap them until they apologize

>>6103004
thats kinda cheating tho. I prefer the weakness way.

>>6103005
ganbatte! <3

>>6102995
<3
>>6103000
nice 3k

Being trans is who you are, people who wouldn't be friends with you just because they knew you were trans, they're not good friends.
You shouldn't focus so much on your repression symptoms that they're your only source of self-respect, just as much work goes into being trans and taking care of yourself as goes into building muscle. I think it's far more worthy of respect to be true to yourself regardless of what other people think, to not let other people dictate what your life should be but rather making your life what YOU want it to be! But, I'm not you, and your values are no less valid than mine, I just think you should consider my point of view.
<3 u anon
>>6103002
Have fun cooking or whatever you do there, and props for maintaining a diet despite working around food all day.
>>6103005
Cya~

>lost 16kg over 5 months, pretty happy with myself to hit my target weight
>try on new bardot-neck sweater i ordered
>strain to get it over the shoulder+tricep gains that remain
>look great from the waist down, FEEL like a fucking ape above it

how much fucking longer do i have to fgucking diet. they say muscle is lost quicker than fat but this is fucking horse shit. i've been on 900 calories a day for months now and 10-20g of protein a day and it just won't fuck off. this isn't how it's supposed to fucking go agh

>>6103022
I think when you faint it gives a surge of adrenaline or something like that. Which is why it's somewhat addicting, but also scary.

i hope i am murdered today bc im sick of being a man

>>6103037
Let's just be a pair of fag boys and get murdered together

>>6103037
I hope you get murdered too

>>6103005
Farewell, beautiful creature.

>>6103032
Stop using your arms altogether, they'll atrophy with time. Idk if its safe to cut protein entirely from your diet, but you could try it.
>>6103037
STOP IT, CALL THE FUCKING COPS WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU!?

I would fite the bikers myself with my bare hands, even though they're not after me, so I can't understand how you won't even call the cops.

At least gimme ur dad's address so I can fuck him up? I have to use my testosterone for something, and it might as well be for the forces of good.

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>>6103037
same. i don't want to be a manly fuck any more.
>ywn have a normal brow
>ywn have a normal jaw
>ywnhave a normal chin
>ywn have normal tits
>ywn look normal
>ywn be anything but a disgusting freak

>>6103028
It's all I want. But logic tells me I can't have it

>>6103028
It's all I want. But logic tells me I can't have it

>>6103074
>>6103076
Logic can't even prove that the world exists, or that I'm typing words right now, so logic can fuck right off.
Just go for it senpai, if you're trans it will make you feel a lot better because dysphoria will finally relax. It doesn't matter if you're a repressed tranny or a hon, except that the latter is at least you being true to yourself. Isn't that worth it, don't you deserve at least that much?

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>>6103069
I know all these feels.

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>>6103086
Ok

So I got blood in my urine. I'm going to the doctor tomorrow.

>mfw it's testical cancer from androcur
>mfw free orchi

>>6103056
>you
>boy

>>6103109
ironic that a prostate cancer drug would cause testicular cancer

>>6103064
i did call the cops holy shit why do you insist on treating me like i'm retarded? do you think i'm walking around with a sign on my back that says please kill me (well...)? no i'm afraid to leave me house except when its dark and i'm watching every biker and large truck that goes near me.
>>6103056
goals
>>6103057
ya
>>6103069
>tfw big nose
>tfw large brow
>pointy chin
>no ass
we'll make it someday pleb...right??

>>6103109
They delay surgeries like that for trannies because they know they want them.

>>6103114
My doc warned me that - he told me i should do something to my balls every day (massage i don't remember). Fuck that I'm not touching my junk.

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I want more than anything to taste birdies warm cum

>>6103111
Yes? I am.

>>6103116
#boyslikeus

But for real. You're gorgeous. And I would literally kill my mother to look like you

>>6103117
I can go in boy mode.

>while surgery they notice my boobs.
>they cut it too because that poor young man surly don't want it.

Ok now I hope it's not cancer

>>6103125
stop putting things in your butt you sissy

>>6103129
pls no hugbox im consistently told i dont pass and im a disgusting girl

>>6103138
Post photo I hate hugboxing with burning passion.