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Gay General: Tattooed edition

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tinychat com/notgaygen

What do you think about tattoos, gaygen?
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At best they make no difference.

At worst theyre a dealbreaker.
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>>6094214
>What do you think about tattoos, gaygen?
Ehhh dunno.
They can look cute but anything permanent makes my skin crawl.
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>>6094214
Nice edition, Rabbi

also I don't really think it's any secret that I have tattoos
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I want to get a handful of tiny ones.

A lyric: "Je ne veux pas mourir tout souele" (I know it's grammatically wrong, it's a direct quote)

And a rune symbol from Bloodborne... Can't decide on one
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>>6094231

Forgot pic. I might go with this one because it also looks like a face hugger
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reposting cos nuevo threado

>>6094188
We played for like 90 minutes and only got to like 60 turns on Chieftain. I'm based Babylon, he's Genghis Khan. He actually learns from what I tell him to do, I've tried to teach n00bz civ5 before and they're like LOL LETS DECLARE WAR ON EVERYONE IMMEDIATELY then get steamrolled by Attila while crying for my help.

>>6094205
RussiaxBabylon legit best OTP, so stupidly powerful. What's your steam? I'm kinda bored and up for a game.

>>6094211
I've read the entire book m8, she's full of shit. Go read it for yourself. Bananas, Beaches and Bases by Cynthia Enloe. She's incredibly sexist towards women in politics, economics, military etc. with this argument too. Also towards men by sweeping aside their achievements simply because they're men.

In a textbook of mine, some feminist is incredibly sexist with the way she assigns 'masculine' and 'feminine' to behaviour. She literally says that soldiers are trained to be emotionless killing machines and that bodily pain and emotions are 'feminine'. War is 'masculine' because according to her, men are all barbarians. How the fuck is feeling bodily pain a feminine behaviour? It's ridiculous. They're trying to create something from nothing.
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>>6094214
it's degenerate as FUCK
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>>6094243

That's too cute. me and my ex would do whole games for a night, having fun and getting mad and paranoid at India.
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Something about them is unsettling.
They're not like piercings, which you can just take out or change, so if they don't look good, you're stuck. Worst body modification imo.
Not to mention, I kinda like hairy guys, and tattoos + hair = nyyegh *shudders*
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lots of my friends are real big on the tattoo 'scene', a few of them are tattoo artists.

To be honest i'm impartial. depends if it suits you, if it's well done etc. It's just an art form. If you like how it looks, well fuck, do it, i don't care. I don't personally think i'd look good with tattoos so i opted not to get any when i turned old enough.
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This is scary... That's the freeway I'm on right now, 290...

Gaygen, I'm scared...
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>>6094267
>I'm afraid of big brother
lel
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>>6094254
I put Shaka and Gandhi in so that he can experience how cunty they are. Shame it's on Chieftain so they won't be as uppity or powerful as usual.

>500 year jungle warfare against Shaka on King in South America
>tfw over 30 units of Minutemen cut down in the glory of battle
;_;7
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I like certain ones. Certain. It's easy to fuck up a tattoo and obviously unlike a bad haircut it's (essentially) permanent. I don't really like neck or face tats. This dude is like as far as I'd go, but also he looks good and I guess if you look good enough you can make any shitty thing work.
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>>6094242
Get something Lovecraftian instead.
Same thing, except less autistic.
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>take bisexual guy's male virginity
>hook up with him every now and again
>don't see him for a while
>he tries to get with me in a club while explaining he has a girlfriend
>shoot him down, and also point out that he didn't ask me out
>"I wanted a relationship and you're gay. Gay men are all sluts who can't keep it in their pants"
>highlight irony in him saying that while continuing to attempt to cheat on his gf with me
>don't speak to him for months
>suddenly tonight pic related
s m h
>>6094243
Physical weakness and displays of emotion are typically considered feminine. This isn't just a feminism thing, it has implications in a wide range of fields. For example, a contributory factor in the elevated rates of suicide in men are that men will downplay mental anguish and spurn seeking treatment for mental health conditions lest they appear weak and unmanly. Prognosis for men with cancer is poorer because the cancer is typically caught later, as men will ignore symptoms so as to appear stoic, tough and masculine. They're generalisations about men, but when trying to analyse gender relations you have to look at the overall picture.
I haven't read the book so I can't comment on the validity of whatever her arguments are, but in that particular regard it doesn't sound crazy.
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i got into my #1 choice for college yee boi

now i won't go broke and drown in student loan debt

>>6094214
tattoos depend on who's wearing them. unless they're really shitty I don't think they're a nonstarter. unless a dude has their entire face tattooed or the whites of their eyes tattooed. that's kind of exotic but I couldn't deal with seeing waking up in the morning and seeing Rick Genest in bed with you
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I'm generally ok with them. I'd never get them on myself though, but I don't mind a guy that has them.

If they're overly stupid tattoos then it's a turn off
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>>6094314
>tattoos depend on who's wearing them. unless they're really shitty
shitty tattoos, represent
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>>6094224
Is commitment scary?
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>>6094242
Get the hunter one
Want to leave the conversation? Press to forehead (getting on wrist I assume) and just run away
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>>6094296
>floral sleeve
>aztec/mayan shit
>chain

Grade A cunt. What makes it worse is that the fucker stole my Swediepie's haircut.

>>6094305
> as men will ignore symptoms so as to appear stoic, tough and masculine.

I pissed black liquid for 3 weeks straight and ignored it because I couldn't be fucked to waste my time with the GP or sit for 6 hours in a shitty hospital.
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>>6094332
If there was absolutely no way to break it off then yes.
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>>6094305
Dude he was just asking you
Seriously you fucking SJW???
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>>6094300

>Lovecraft

>less autistic

Same tier
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>>6094344
Haha fair enough.
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>>6094325
i'm talking like truck stop clip art, ex-girlfriend/boyfriend names, shitty portraits

there's this MMA fighter named alan belcher who seems to be an intelligent and upstanding member of society but for some reason got a tattoo of elvis on his arm and it looks like the fat dude from the sopranos
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>>6094305
>implying gays aren't complete sluts
wew lad. pls be trolling because we know there is no such thing as homosexual monogamy
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>>6094333
I might get 2, because the hunter one is simple too but very nice.

Or 4 because that's total you can equip
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>>6094348
He's SJW as fuck. He had some event shut down at his uni because it was apparently classist. I won't post the news article link because it contains personal information but yeah, it's lame af 2bh.
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>>6094355
>elvis
>johnny cash
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>>6094371
you get my point it hardly looks like who it's supposed to portray
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>>6094362
Yeah but get radiance not milkweed
You don't want to be a vegetable your entire life
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>>6094365
what is your steam?
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>>6094348
He's a dickhead t b h
I don't have to sleep with everyone who offers
>>6094365
Actually I was literally just calling them twats by posting it in a university memes group (back when those were a thing), and then some other people made a big formal complaint about it which caused loads of drama. All I was doing was taking the piss out of them basically
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>>6094355
they aren't quite that shitty, but I fully admit that my tattoos are a little trashy
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>>6094397
>Baba is a communist in real life
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>>6094355
>there's this MMA fighter named alan belcher who seems to be an intelligent and upstanding member of society but for some reason got a tattoo of elvis on his arm and it looks like the fat dude from the sopranos
oh wow
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>>6094427
r8 tattoo pls rabbi <3
its super faded cos i cut most of the ink out like a year ago
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>>6094381

But I want to be cauliflower just like my character
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>>6094443
Then you might discover your bf
Boom
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>>6094454

Or I could get more eyes... With naturally high insight, I can find my waifu... Ebrietas must have a brother
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>>6094491
Yeah the one reborn
He looks like sperm
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>>6094450
hey we're not all like that asshole ):
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>>6094305
>not just giving in when a guy begs you to cum on his face
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>>6094532
>Have respect in the year of our Lord 252 x 8
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NO
FATS
NO
FEMS
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https://youtu.be/yD4Lhu7hcGM
Holy fucking shit don't you just cry for a future like this?
LGBT is just a cancer to modern day society
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>>6094558
AND
NO ASIANS

- Naomi Smalls
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>>6094558
you forgot no blacks because nobody wants HIV
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>>6094565
>LGBT is just a cancer to modern day society
That goes for most things ruled by liberals.
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>>6094565
Hush now, Daddy will save us all.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L2QmClRt9AQ

I teared up during his foreign policy speech. If he doesn't win then I'm losing all faith in life. There will be no safe place left on this planet if Hillary becomes President. If she's elected, she'll pull strings to get Corbyn elected in the UK and then it's all over. Europe and the US will be finished, Russia will be destroyed by Hillary-controlled-NATO's aggressiveness, China will flourish, Islam will dominate the globe.

I've never believed this much in a person before. He truly is a saviour for not just America, but for civilisation itself.
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>>6094568
>not wanting a wise Asian daddy
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>>6094565
you realise that channel is a parody of redpillers
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>>6094594
>If he doesn't win then I'm losing all faith in life
can you skip the wait and kys now instead of november
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So am I the only one in the thread who has tattoos?
I kind of assumed there would be more
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>>6094685
I might be getting one or two in 3-4 weeks. Gonna get my bloodgroup done over my heart and maybe again on my tricep. Can't actually remember what my bloodgroup is so I'm gonna get that confirmed before getting it done lmao

>>6094681
Thanks for the (you) <3
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>>6094717
that barely even counts
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>>6094724
You are dehydrated
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>>6094727
I have a bunch of better tattoo designs in mind but I want bigger arms before I get them.

>>6094724
You should probably go see a doctor.
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>>6094724
why do people always assume this is caused by anal
newsflash: something like this is probably a metabolic disorder or a bowel impaction
unless you used something sharp as a dildo or fucked a horse, anal is not going to divert poop coming out, and in the prior cases you would rapidly develop a fever and abdominal pain from peritonitis
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Tattoos in and of themselves aren't bad, but they never improve the way someone looks. The human body is perfect the way it is. Adding something artificial to it can't possible make it any better, so the best you can hope for is no change, in which case it doesn't make sense to get one.

In the same vein, tattoos are undeniably your choice. If you're born ugly, that's not your fault. But if you choose to get an ugly tattoo (and almost all of them are ugly) then you've chosen to make yourself permanently uglier, which I think reflects poorly on a person's intellect and character.
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>>6094656
LOL no it isn't

http://youtu.be/zXX_ogZgmZE
http://youtu.be/KwigmIDpRV0

Also check out their Twitter and pol thread, they are not parodying themselves.
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>>6094805
Suit yourself but it's the closest you'll ever get to straight boy cock. ):<
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>>6094824
if the human body is perfect the way it is, then why do i have gender dysphoria??? my body is a mess!
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>>6094827
i point you towards the episode with the ethnostate in the us, or the episode where william luther pierce comes back from the dead and shoots up an anime convention because someone was going to race mix with an "honorary aryan" hapa
he's right aligned, but he's taking the piss out of stormfags
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post the type of guys you want to have wreck your boipussy
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>>6094865
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>>6094865
>>6094874
horse face aside
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>>6094865
minus the goat head
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>>6094855
you dont, gender is a spook
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>>6094884

I like his face a lot desu

it has unconventional charm
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>>6094865
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>>6094824
>then you've chosen to make yourself permanently uglier, which I think reflects poorly on a person's intellect and character.
I'd disagree. It means that you found something meaningful enough that you wanted to brand it on yourself, even if doing so would make you uglier.

It says something about you. Even if that thing is that you really dig gold fish, or words in languages you don't speak.
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I can't hold back anymore, I'm going to write a love letter to him
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>>6094865
this guy who posted here a while back
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>>6094902
robots don't know how to love anon, it'll end in tears.
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>>6094865
shameful, i know
but i can't help it
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>>6094656
>>6094856
He was using it as a point that they will never get anywhere with that attitude, doesn't mean he or his fans aren't actually redpilled, just see his posts:

>>>/pol/71971941
>>>/pol/71972312
>>>/pol/71974080
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>>6094916
>swede gets to lick that bod
>i don't
EHHHHHHHHHH
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>>6094950
you'd just end up with a bunch of hair stuck in your mouth tho
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>>6095008
yeah true
but there's literally nothing wrong with fuzzy pecs to run your hands through
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>>6095038
I prefer a flat and smooth chest, but different strokes for different folks
literally in this sense
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>>6095042
you're an ayylmao, you don't get to have opinions
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>>6095049
>preaches inclusiveness and acceptance

>you don't get to have opinions

whatever you say, shitdick
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>>6095062
>shitdick
I'm not a top
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>>6095049
Does ayylmao mean alien?
I get called that too :(
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>>6095101
Yes
hitler looks like some kind of marilyn manson alien
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>>6095108
Yeah, his kind doesn't belong here.
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>>6095124
>>6095120
>>6095108
>DIE MONSTER. YOU DON'T BELONG IN THIS WORLD.
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>>6095169
nah man

I would wring his neck myself if it was legal
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>>6095223
You're not fooling anyone

Kill yourself
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>tfw your favorite character is killed by your second favorite character in a game.
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>>6095181
>I would wring his neck myself if it was legal
whoops
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what's good, peeps?
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>tfw want more nautical tattoos
>tfw hipsters and yuppie fucks have ruined sailor jerry and his flash art style

I just want more tats that haven't been bastardized by leftist faggots who've never been on a ship, much less the military.
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>>6095474
Googling gay bars in Sarajevo and Belgrade
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>>6095494
Hmm wow what a dilemma
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>tfw want his cum in my mouth and then I'm like eww gross
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This weekend I'm getting 2 bandaid tattoos on my elbow and knee
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>>6095585
So you watch Parks and Rec.

Would you say Hitler looks like April's friend Oren?
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>>6095606
why am I suddenly the center of focus lol
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>tfw attracted to twinks
>tfw never told anyone or acted on it
>tfw unsure, and hate casual sex so it wouldn't work out anyway if I ever acted on men
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>>6095664
>>6095685
you seem worked up
have some music and chill
https://youtu.be/SuXlZ5PHK9I
no hard feelings
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I've seen maybe two episodes of this show and had to look this Orin up, but I actually think he's kind of attractive. Looks nothing like Hitler, though. More like a young, emaciated Oscar Wilde.
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I swear cute twinks either don't exist in my state or they're all hiding from me. Fuuuuuuuuuuck
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>>6095743
All you are doing is making yourself look obsessed
Calm down, crazy. Calm down.
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>>6095754
If I liked bears things would be much simpler, they're more common round here. Alas
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>>6095794
cocks way too masculine
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>>6095846
PFFFFFFFFFFFT I'm glad I caught that.
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>>6095754
Too bad bears usually just look gross compared to their qt 2D bara counterparts
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>>6095745
Cute twinks dont exist. The government is luring you into being attracted to young effeminate boys so they can put you in jail and get free labor
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>>6095851
pic is old af
I'm either 18 or 19 in that
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>>6095865
Nice try mindless goverment robot, i dont believe for one second you're over 16 and i didnt even see the picture

You got nothing on me
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>>6095745
My ex might have been the one and only feminine guy I've met my entire time living here. And that was just in his figure...

Oh well, I'm convinced that fem guys hold on to that and never let go because that's all they've got.

>>6095865
Oh dear.
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>>6095851
>tfw didn't catch it
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>>6095884

It was cute.
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>>6095876
too little too late
files are forever attached to you
fucking pedophile

>>6095884
you didn't miss much
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Too bad I never saved his peepee

;_;

One more because I didn't save much
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bjh7zEmqlbY
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Which would you do?
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>>6095897
>>6095903
>tfw cute legs

>>6095884
Well now you can.
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Starting to read this spoke Zarathustra. What should I expect, /gg/?
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>>6095916
>furfag

My destiny is sealed. I know where I am headed.
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>>6095900
>>6095903
>>6095910
y u gotta be creepy
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>>6095877
I might have more luck if I spent more time in the city, but that's money.

And yeah, I knew a guy that would brake down crying every birthday cause he was sure no one would want him now. He had a lot to offer but he could never get past the thought that his looks were everything.
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>>6095942
You have a ridiculous haircut
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>>6095916
Probably Hades, non existence scares me, and valhalla sounds too painful. The rest are shit deals
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>>6095959
I don't disagree
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>>6095942
You were mean to me. Like really bitchy.
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Got drunk and went to the theater to see Purple Rain...cried like a big dumb homo but I had so much fun
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>>6095961
I was personally thinking Duat. After a bit pain would just sort of fade and it would b essentially playing dark souls in real life. Would be tough and hurt like a fuck but in the end it's the only way to eventually guarantee heaven without screwing people over
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>>6095965
So posting pictures of him is your response to that? Haha faggot.
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>>6095965
was I?
not exactly easy to keep track of anons, so I can't really comment
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>>6095972
Paisley park is ~5 minutes from my house, shit is crazy
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>>6095956
A friend of mine told me how his experience at our local pride parade was full of fem guys that wouldn't give anyone the time of day. When he did give one a compliment he allegedly shot him down without a second thought. Which lead to my friend telling him flat out that his looks won't last and that people change... etc etc.

I don't know if it's true or not, but eh. It's got a valid point.
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>>6095984
lol

>>6095986
You were mostly nice to be honest. I've been in a bad mood. Starting to become psychopathic to be honest instead of empathetic.
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As much as hitler's shameless degeneracy disgusts and scares me, i have to admire that when people come for him like this, everyone's already bored of the same old pictures cuz they seen em a million times. Bravo.
>>6095978
Excrutiating pain does not sound fun though. At least hades i can just chill, do my thing, never age.

Pls bare in mind i have never felt pain worse than like... Glandular fever. I am a very sheltered person.
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>>6096009
I feel yeah, I'd like the challenge and thrill without binding myself to fighting giants at the end of the world.
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>>6095991

Shitty people being shitty to shitty people, imo.
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>>6095998
>Starting to become psychopathic to be honest instead of empathetic
well.... maybe work on that

>>6096009
they're just pulling old shit from the archives
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>>6096019
Does anyone remember the wall of gaygen faces that one dude was making? creepy as fuck
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>>6096009
hi
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>>6095989

I wish I could have seen the parades and tributes. Prince was one of my favorite artists

The movie was great, like a less awful Rocky Horror sing along.

I threw some food at a bitch because she wouldn't stop taking pictures of the movie with her flash on
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>>6096024
Hello.
>>6096020
There are archives?
>>6096015
A challenge is one thing. A potential eternity of pain is different.
>>6095998
This is the most aspergers post...
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>>6096035
At least one area of my intelligence is unmeasurable on a standard IQ test.

get rekt scrubs
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>>6096035
You always revive, it's essentially a video game. At a certain point you learn all the possible moves. May take 100+ years but you can do it.
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>>6095991
>>6096019
Yeah, I don't quite agree with just being a dick cause they were a dick first, but I can relate with feeling shitty when someone acts that way towards you.
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>>6095991
>no shine noises
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>>6096019
Hate causes more hate I guess.

>>6096051
I feel for the guy, but yeah, rejection shouldn't make you lash out at someone.

>>6096062
Pfft. Glad you caught that.
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>>6094214
Anyone have prostatitis, how is anal with it? Painful?
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>>6096021

I do.

Mainly because Taylor was in it.

I miss Taylor.

>>6096035

I think our archives are gone.

>Colbert referencing "mansplaining"

God damnit, I get it. You're serving a broader demographic or whatever, now.
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>>6096077
I do.

Very painful. Eat sunflower seeds and avoid spicy food and sodas. It will help. See a proctologist.
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Okay, I've had homolust since I was a teen, but I fucking hate hookup culture with a passion. Is it possible to find a guy who wants to commit and won't fuck around on me, or should I just go full neet/hermit mode?
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Let me pose something to you guys.

Lets say several months ago I put my heart out for someone, someone I love was teetering between me and another person.

So I lost, nothing seemed to work. And left it at that. He separated from me and our group of mutual friends over it though and became a dick about it to several people, including me.

Now let's say that after awhile said person I loved wants to come back. Specifically his ex was allegedly a controlling and manipulative guy who gave him an ultimatum to detach himself from his friends (including me) that he's known for years for him.

We all love him, though my love is also romantic. But everyone is skeptical about him coming back around after his little drama show. And I'm honestly a little hurt since didn't pick me.

What would you normie fucks do? Take him back into the friend circle or punish his ass and tell him to make new friends?
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>>6096136
I'd tell him to fuck off, but if you're okay with always being the second choice...
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>>6096125
Yeah, absolutely
but it can be pretty hard to find a relationship like that, so know that ahead of time
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>>6096136

Nope. He made his bed, he lays in it.
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>>6096136
>Let me poz something to you guys.
wow lewd
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>>6096136
If you didn't get picked you need to realize that and move past the guy. He chose someone else OVER YOU, so clearly he isn't interested and it's his loss that he decided to be a dick to the friends you share.

In short: he can piss off
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>>6096116
I'm a exclusive bottom. Below average uhm down there. Is life as a bottom over? Also can prostatis be caused by pressing top hard on the prostate? Did I maybe just bruise it?
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>>6096189
There are different causes of this. Go to a doctor, because it might be due to bacteria.

It's also possible that you could have some tearing in the rectum if you went really hard.

What's your diet like? Certain foods def cause reoccurances if you're prone to it.
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>>6094865
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>>6096201
I've heard basically a lot of scary stories for prostatis. Does it really just ruined everything? I mean I swear to god if I got it from just that one night experimenting I'm just depressed. I should've never tried that prostate massage, I mean it felt amazing but now I struggle pissing and don't get morning wood. Though I haven't really had pain up until this week, maybe infection flare up? My diet is pretty simple salmon and rice, maybe chicken and rice. Cheap and tastes good. I'm a basic person. If it's just a simple infection then I'm going to throw a party, I do not want it to be chronic and non bacterial. I set an appointment with a doctor and plan to visit a urologist. Man do I hate myself now. I mean it was months since I has that massage and nothing but maybe a struggle pissing.
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>>6095745
What state, bb?
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>>6096242
Not that anon but manitoba, canada.
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>>6095916
Heaven, I don't have anyone that is near and dear to me.
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>>6096239
It wouldn't be from a prostate massage. I'm a power top and I have chronic prostatis so bad it hurts to piss. I was pissing blood from the increased pressure. My doctor basically said I have to milk that shit with frequency, and avoid caffeine, spicy, and acidic foods. You can also try hot sitz baths.

You're probably fine. Relax.
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>>6096242
I am that anon and, NJ. North jersey more specifically, decently close to manhattan
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>>6095916
100% oblivion, hands down

>>6096261
I live in PA and there are tons of twinks near me
more feminine looking androgynous twinks are pretty rare here though
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>>6096258
Thanks man I hope they find a cure for this shit. But so prostatis being milked is good for the condition? So does that mean some slow sensual anal helps? The guy might take it slow and be sure to rub it with his dick. Sorry for the lewd question just aim so happy I've found someone to talk about this stuff. I had to resort to going on plebbit to have questions asked.
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>>6096261
There's no twinks in Manhattan? Where I live, St. Louis, it seems that no good looking guys want twinks. The ones that do are in their 40s and are usually overweight :(
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>>6096275
NP man. It's scary shit. If you want to drop your skype rather than relying on an anon image board, that's fine too.

It might be too painful to start with cock, use your fingers or a very small toy at first, and work your way back up. Some days the pressure will be greater, some less. Anecdotally, I found drinking a LOT of water helped.
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>>6096296
On my phone just asking questions not on comp so it's fine. Anyway thanks for all the answers. Been feeling extremely depressed these few days over the idea I might have prostatitis. Cried myself to sleep yesterday, I know bit too much but the idea of suffering for life is terrible. Can't even find pleasure in DS3 or my new gun. Oh but does this stuff cause Erecfile Disfunction?
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>>6096282
Oh I'm sure there are, I just don't go to the city much since my friends don't really like it. Not sure where I'd be going by myself. Can't say I'm surprised about the fat middle aged guys looking for twinks, ha

>>6096270
I like both feminine/androgynous and more boyish twinks as well, but they seem to both be rare around here in jersey, seems new york is my only hope
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>>6096329
I haven't noticed it, because it seems to effect the urethra more, making it difficult to cum/urinate. The spongy erectile tissue doesn't seem to be blocked.
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>>6096330
I guess just try to find the gayborhoods. It is New York, so I'm sure there are plenty.
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>tfw afraid to come out of the closet.

it's a shitty feel.
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>>6096334
Do you find pleasure in the massages your doctor tells you to do? Or is it just a hassle chore etc etc. last question sorry
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>>6096330
>both feminine/androgynous and more boyish twinks
Yeah I'm exactly the same
currently have a casual kinda thing going on with a super cute twink who's for sure more on the boyish side
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>>6096354
Lol, no problem. Ask as many questions as you want.

I feel physical pleasure from it, but I've always been a top by a large margin. It's not something I would do if I didn't have to, but it's good when I do it.
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>>6096363
Any medication I should avoid? Been told Cipro is bad. I do eat a lot of sunflower seeds and pumpkin seeds so on diet note I'm good. Don't even like spices foods. I've just been getting this itchy hot feeling between my balls and anus recently. Like it hurts to sit for a long time on hard surfaces. Though it's weird because I did that massage months and months ago and never had pain up until now. Again I hope it's an infection or something else. Though I'm way calmer now that you've told me this stuff, worse thing is I'm only 19 so yeesh this hit me young.
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>>6096370
It sounds to me that it's most likely bacterial. Most guys I know who have non-bacterial describe it as a sharp pain inside their cock, specifically at the urethral entrance. I can't speak to medications because I'm not a doctor.
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>>6096381
Thanks, final question the big one. Has it affected your sex life? Might be too personal just I always read the scary stories of people who just lose the will to live and lay in bed all day because of it.
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>>6096397
Not really. But again, I'm more a top than bottom.
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>tfw you will never have a lifelong best friend to have gay sex and charge into battle and discuss philosophy with, while also raising an enormous family for the glory of the city-state

Greece was truly the pinnacle of civilization. But anybody who would engine with polyamory wouldn't understand my far right nationalism, and anybody far right enough to be willing to raise a family with nationalist, blood and soil interests at heart with would be disgusted by homosexual lust.

A man has room in his heart for both his best friend, and his wife and family!
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So the stripper fb I've been hanging with blurted out I love you during sex today followed by "can I pretend your my boyfriend?"

I wish my life was simple for like half a second.
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>>6096478
Ruh roh. Someone is getting attached(?).

So, why is it bad if he wants something deeper? Wouldn't that make things more "simple"? You get to keep fucking the same guy and have a bond... unless he really does just want to pretend?

I don't know your whole story with the guy sooooo, yeah.
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>>6096420
>tfw you will never have a lifelong best friend
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>Make a profile on okc
>nervous as fuck
>message some guys
>no replies
>delete profile

time to drink. I'm too ugly. No one will ever love me.
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>>6096867
In that case you should drink bleach :)
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>>6096867
maybe you just sounded like an autist in your messages
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>>6096491
Often people don't want something deeper with other people because that other person would be unpleasant to be in a relationship.
In this case, a stripper Gatch was banging has expressed the desire to be in a relationship. He might be a very dramatic person who would expect a lot of emotional support from Gatch, and now the cat's out of the bag it's unlikely Gatch can go back to just fucking him.
You'll understand when you're older, dear.
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Did you ever get left for someone else? How did you get over it?

Hooking up with another guy to get over an old one feels like I'm doing exactly the same as the guy that left me, so I don't want to do that to someone else.
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>>6096945
Probably. I'd usually comment on an interest in their profile, one that I shared and asked a follow up question about it
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>>6096955
Don't worry, I never get responses either and people call me attractive.
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>>6096953
Or maybe he just wanted a stupid fling that was easy. This is gg we're talking about.
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>>6096352
>mfw dad had my phone in the morning because his is off.
>gives it back saying a guy wants to see my dick
>in a moment panic take phone to see what he saw
>just a normal chat on fb
>he was joking and laughs it off
fuck me, he thinks he's slick
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>>6096491
reminds me of seinfeld when george said i love you

NOBODY WANTS TO BE WITH SOMEONE WHO LOVES THEM
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>>6096996
That is both terrifying and fucking hilarious.
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>>6096954
Are you me?
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>>6097007
SERENITY NOW!
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is this for real
I really don't want it to be real
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>>6097056
For me personally, if I'm in an actual relationship, I am only interested in monogamy
but I'm pretty content in the casual thing I have going

>>6096996
my sister does that but not jokingly
for some reason she loves messing around on my grindr
it's like a game for her
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>>6097029
I hope you are not me, dude.

The last two guys I was seeing (both for around 1,5-2 months) both left me for the ex, even though they said how much they liked me, even though I did not see any signs and even though their relationships had ended like 3 months before they met me. Exes wanted them back (they were the ones that got dumped), BAM, I don't matter anymore.

I'm not the most confident guy to begin with, so this really fucked me up for a while.
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>>6094865
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>>6097068
they were probably also insecure
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>>6097056
It's real and also not real
There are guys that are interested in monogamy, case in point >>6097063
But there are also guys that have no interest in it.
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>>6097056
Its real in all walks of life though, people in all types of relationships cheat. I don't think its impossible to find someone dependable and trustworthy, it just takes time, you'll obviously have to go through a few relationships to find one that really works for you.

A lot of guys on here seem decent, I don't think many of then would jump at the chance to cheat on their partner unless there was something wrong or lacking in the relationship. Hopefully that theory would extend into the real world too.

I wouldn't ever cheat on someone because sex isn't everything, as long as we are getting along fine why would I need some other dick in my ass. If they cheated on me I'd just drop them, I can't be bothered with it.

Just stick with it dude, bear in mind nobody is perfect and just be ready for the fact that things just may not work out. Its rough, but its life I'm afraid.
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>>6097075
Also, I think part of it may depend on your age
most young gays especially in my age group aren't really looking for a serious relationship
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>>6097077
This is true, I met up with a guy just to find out he wasn't single the next day, I informed the shit outta his bf
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>>6097096
I'm ten years your senior and most guys my age aren't either that and the fact that they aren't interested in guys within their own age group either.
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>>6097101
Not to be too insensitive, but yeah, damn
it would really suck to be older and gay
the more I think about it, the more depressing it gets

thanks for making me feel young, Anon
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>>6097097
Yeah it sucks man, some people just get off on the idea of it, others just see it as a non-issue to be polygamous.

I can understand polygamy in relationships, its just not for me however.
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>>6097110
That's not insensitive. My age is one of the few things I feel no insecurities about, I've always liked getting older. But if you were not already in a relationship it does diminish your chances a whole lot more.
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>>6097113
Yeah I'm the same, I'd like to have a three way like once that'd be about as polygamous as I'd get
I doubt I'd even have the stamina for it with my asthma
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>>6097115
I meant more specifically being gay at that age
I can't really think of a single aspect of it that would improve
especially if you haven't been in a committed relationship for quite a while
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Some days it is tough to be a lurking biscum. Today is one of those days.
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>>6097120
straight people age too
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>>6097124
>Today is one of those days.
given what specifically?
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>>6097128
yeah, but the hetero dating scene works very, very differently than it does for gays
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>>6097128
But when straight people get in their 30s, is usually when both groups tends to want partners in their own age groups.
For many guys its when young girls starts paying attention to them but by then many are tired of that life style.
With gay guys my age, many (not all mind you) want to fuck-date much, much younger guys or even much, much older guys. Very few are interested in a relationship with someone their own age.
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>>6097129
Some days I feel lonely for men and this is one of them but since I'm engaged to a woman I don't really have anything to add to your conversation.

So I just wanted to let you know that I'm here hanging out.
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>>6097117
Well yeah I'd love to do that too, and why not, I'm not in a relationship currently so if it came up I'd go for it.

Again I'm not against having sex all the time with different dudes but if I had someone I'm supposed to be faithful to then I would be, sex isn't something I need constantly, shit its been long enough already haha.

The asthma thing is too cute haha, I just imagine you getting pounded from both ends and then need to jam the inhaler in your mouth to go again, lewd!

Still though, aren't asthma attacks quite scary? I've never had one but I'd assume its like a shortness of breath? Damn man.
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>>6097144
Haha that image is ... pretty lewd ;-;
Yeah they're scary but you have to be calm and that be easy around people cuddling me and being caring :D
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>>6097143
that's unfortunate for you and your SO
that's bi problems though, I guess
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>>6097158
Do you get them often or do they have to be triggered by doing something intensive for a while?

Don't worry, snuggles and affectionate stroking will help soothe you~
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>>6097143
I feel ya bro

>tfw guys think you're a slut when you're probably the biggest commitment minded person you know
>tfw girls think you're gay and won't fuck you
>tfw guys think you'll leave them for girls

it's suffering
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>>6097210
I get wheezy from running and stuff
But only get attacks when its a mix of heavy wheezing and anxiety
Good :D
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>>6097220
Hah, I can already picture what's going to happen, your dog will run away and you'll have an asthma attack chasing him, I'll fall over into a dandelion and just be sneezing for ten minutes straight whilst you're wheezing away on the floor.

Alpha males!
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>>6097219
Exactly that.

My ex-boyfriend accused me of cheating 4 times a week for our 3 week relationship. So I left him, started dating the girl I'm engaged to.

I'm very committed, I would never cheat and I like both genders exactly evenly. The problem is, I always like both genders. It's not like dating a girl makes me not like guys or vice versa. I try pretty hard to not think about it too much, in fact I avoid gay porn because I don't want to think about what I'm missing.

I'm willing to marry this girl knowing that I'll never taste the sweet musk of cock in my mouth again or the rasp of a man's five o'clock shadow against my cheek.
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>>6097235
Hahaha but I don't chase me dog, he just runs back when he's lonely
I'll just be laughing at you sneezing instead
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>>6097238
I dunno man. I'm at a point in my life where it seems everyone just wants to fuck and nothing serious. I'm just not that kind of person and it fucking kills me.

I broke up with my serious GF of 4 years because she was fucking around behind my back, and I haven't found anyone since that didnt just want a fuck and chuck
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>>6097256
I won't be able to even talk to you if I start sneezing, I swear I get hay fever so bad man, one day I honestly must of sneezed in excess of like 200 times. Shit fucks me up.

Eyes stingling like a motherfucker too, oh god why, I love summer so much but my sinuses just want to give me a fuck!

Also, do you like shortbread biscuits? :3
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>>6097267
Have to sleep,

[email protected]

I don't know any people like me so it would be nice to talk once in a while
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>>6097287
That sounds so adorable, you trying to be all manly , playing with my dog then run into daffodils, start sneezing and rubbing your eyes and I'm just laughing because my dog doesn't know what's up :p
And yeah I love them, why? :D
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>>6094565
>he turns into a manlet
yeah seems about right
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>>6097295
Haha I hope you aren't expecting some big, strong blond hair blue eyes wet dream. I'm masculine but I'm just a tiny little dude who gets femmy when he's drunk or horny.

And also because I wanna bake us some so we can have a gay little picnic and I can make some for the dog too :3
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I was walking around the flat commando in my trackies because it's my day off and all my pants are in the wash.
One of my flatmates had her boyfriend over, and I noticed him staring.

I went back into my room and now he's texting me on facebook asking me what I'm up to

!! ALERT !!
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>>6097323
I'm not, I'm expecting a tiny dude who thinks he's "masc" while baking my dog cookies :3
Gay little picnic, huh? Sounds adorable :D
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>>6097325
Boyfriend as in they are dating, or just a friend who is a boy? Maybe he's just hanging with her as a mate and is gay. Could be your chance to get freaky baby.
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Does bottoming feel good?
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>tfw searching for "chubby" in porn results in morbidly obese land whales who are bursting at the seams
When will my tastes get catered to?

>>6094214
All of my ex's had them. I really don't give a fuck either way. One of them had a really horrible one though. I thought it was a unicorn for the longest time, but in reality it was just supposed to be a horse. The "artist" fucked up the ears really badly. The other guy had like a wolf on his bicep from then he was an edgy 16 year old. It got really smudged and faded over time, to the point where I couldn't figure out what it was until I was able to get really close to it. Doesn't seem worth the time and money.
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>>6097336
if that what the case I'd be right on that cus he's pretty hot.

But no they're legit dating, holding hands, kissing in public, fucking loudly in the room above me etc.
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>>6097331
Well masculine attitude and feminine quirks I guess? Baking is great though, I made cheesecake too and next up I wanna give pecan pie a go!

Basically its just going to be a gorge fest on sugary snacks I've made haha... And then we can get naked and run around in the fields.
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>>6097338
I've only had a finger up mah butt but yeah feel pretty good
>>6097325
Hopefully they ain't proper bfs/gf and you can smash Like>>6097336
>>6097351
Yeah I can imagine you grunting I'm a frilly chefs apron ... but that has nothing to do with baking
Dude stop making it so appealing, its hard not to just leave for London now ;-;
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>>6097338
It feels okay. I think it's mostly a psychological thing. If it doesn't hurt, it just feels full. I personally don't get much sexual pleasure from it unless I really want to. And even then it's more from knowing that my partner is having a good time and the excitement of being a submissive little bitch than it is from anything that's being done to my ass. At least in my experience.
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>go to doctor because my asshole doesn't like nice and pink recently and I noticed some bumps
>just puts his finger in my butt without even a little bit of foreplay
>"you have some small hemorrhoids"
>gives me some ointment to put in my butt for three weeks
>three weeks later asshole still looks kinda busted, symptoms read a lot more like perianal hematoma than hemorrhoids

what do? go to a different doctor? or do i watch too much porn where every guy has a nice pink whole?
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>>6096955

I gave up on that and just say hey there.
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>>6097338
Absolutely incredible. Honestly beyond words if its done right, I was on the bed nearly passed out with my legs shaking.

I'd highly recommend you get some toys to play with.

>>6097346
Hmm, he might be bi then, or he could just be genuinely interested in you as a person. Also another option could be that he wishes to have a threesome with you and his gf.

>>6097359
Hahaha I'm winding myself up over it too :P

Soon!
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>>6097366
Fair point, it is most definitely determined by the mindset you're in, generally though most people who've got to the point if taking it in the butt will be very excited to do so.

>>6097367
Give a different doctor a go, but yes most buttholes aren't pink, just internally. Generally your butthole and balls/dick tend to have darker pigments.
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>>6097372
I mean, it's a small pool so every effortless message kind of fucks up your odds.
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>>6097367
Second opinion. Ask the doctor about it and mention your concerns.
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>>6097374
Yeah, you're probably expecting some masc Aryan guy with long blonde hair. I'm not that, I'm just a big old softie
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Is it hard to find a bf if you are exclusively into being a bottom ?
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>>6097426
Nah there's tons of tops and vers guys who wouldn't mind desu
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>>6097426
Nah. I'm a power top and we seem more common than power bottoms.
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Guys, how does the gay hierarchy work? In the straight community girl wise, basically it starts off with big tits/big ass and a good face being at the top. Then dwindling down to good body or good face, then it goes even smaller.
With gay guys theres so many fucking sub categories of you guys I'm not sure what is the most sought after.
What is the top of the gay ladder if you had to say? Hope that makes sense
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>>6097439
Guys can find anything and everything attractive.

Girls tend to have an ideal archetype.

That said, guys either tend to like masc or femme as a base.
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>>6097439
I don't even know man, its all over the place, I can't stand all the categorisation of it.

Its just so diversified and diluted that everyone lives something completely different to the next, there's no real consistency.

>>6097397
Naw you seem like an awesome dude, I just think we are going to wind up snuggling constantly though haha. Honestly once the snugglesofa has us in its grasp we are doomed, it will be days before anyone finds us.
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>>6097439
>What is the top of the gay ladder if you had to say

>good-looking
>sane
>versatile
>intelligent
>looking for something steady

basically doesn't exist
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>>6097456
>tfw all this but manlet weeb

shit sucks desu
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>>6097459
>weeb
>sane

>manlet
>good-looking
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>>6097449
Oh gosh, I think you're awesome too and I have no problem with constantly cuddling :3
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>>6097464
I'm not a "OMG JAPAN" weeb, just really enjoy anime and weebpandering games.

Also, I'm a /fit/izen and have good facial aesthetics.
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>>6097447
>>6097456
Thats interesting that the straight community pretty much has set standards for the top but the gay community is so fucking all over. I would of guessed super masculine like ripped guys or well put together, flamboyant gay guys that hang out with straight girls.
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>>6097472
Straight guys like more shit that you give them credit for. Guys can romanticize and idealize flaws, girls tend to not.
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>>6097479
I guess so man. I don't think I qualify for being a resident straight guy expert after finding about femboys and jerking off to them for the last 48 hours but as far as fuck ability goes? Theres some preference but it's like 80% a slim thick girl with a good face. Some are into petite or fat, but it's a small %. As far as porn goes, all of my friends jerk off to very simlar shit and that also goes for almost every other guy I know. Not much variation outside of the average milf body type or 20 year old body type
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>>6097465
But there will most definately have to be a prolonged spanking session!
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>>6097484
Why it's not like I've been bad or anything :3
I think there will be many prolonged sessions of various types
Followed by prolonged sessions of wheezing
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>>6097392

My odds are fucked up already because I'm not white and can't grow a nice beard lol.

If I notice we like something very similar (super specific show or comic or game) then I make note of it

Just tired of making the effort
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>>6097561
Eh, no beard doesn't bother me personally, cause I'm into twinks. What race are you, anon?
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>>6097570

Half Latino half white. Colombian specifically
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>>6097578
Eh, that's not bad at all. Lots of guys would be into that.
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>>6097582

It's a nice mix. Just sadly That I didn't get my moms sides height (the shortest male that isn't me is 6'2) or body hair that is amazing (patchy nonsense here)

At least I got a great smile
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>>6097578
Sounds pretty hot and you're into collecting figures and comics
Fucking A
>>6097591
I know the feeling, everyone in my family is above 6 foot except me
Also of course, post smile
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>>6097591
>Short half latin who has to keep shaven

do want
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>>6097514
The spanking goes both ways!

All this wheezing is too cute, I think we will both sleep for a long time after it all hahaha.

Ahhh god, I'm running my uncles shop for him today but I'm on my own until five and I need to poop *SO* badly right now fffffff I hope someone regular comes in so they can watch the shop for me and I can banish this demon!
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>>6097597
Oh gosh, I hope you'll be gentle
And I'm glad you think it's cute so I can at least recuperate while cuddling

Good luck with the exorcism :D
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>>6097594

I'm sure I've shown this one before but oh well.

And you'd think that. I message a ton of self proclaimed geeks and still am ignored, which is funny
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>>6097625
You look good bro.
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>>6097625
You look cute as heck, :D
Everyone's a nerd these days or like to be, its so silly
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>>6097625
Most people that will claim to be geeky generally tend to be pretty tame really. It became fashionable to be geeky not too long ago!

>>6097610
Don't worry, its just some light fun :3
Also don't forget the peanut butter!

Yeah I hope someone comes soon D:!!!
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>>6097632

Yeah, which is funny because I sort of test out how much they know and most people are just "I collect Funko Pops and watch the movies and play LoL all day: total geek right" which annoys me a little.

Even then, they don't have to be autist spergs like me. just want a bf who'll play couch coop with me and cuddle to watch reruns of 30 Rock.

>>6097626
Thanks anon!
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>>6097649
>tfw no nerd bf to play dorf fort with and exchange bantz on stupid shit normies don't care about

why even live?
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>>6097645
>Most people that will claim to be geeky generally tend to be pretty tame really.
yeah? well tell that to my thick rimmed glasses and zelda tattoo
and while you're at it, follow me on twitch @ strimmergrill22
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>>6097645

Yeah. I've gotten some judgemental faces from guys who say they're nerds and see life like dolls or 500 tiny marvel characters sets up like they are fighting or 6 long boxes of comics under my bed.

Which is fine, I have no shame. My ex was the only person who could keep up with me (3000 DC comics in his storage closet alone, figures, we would play monster hunter together all night and cuddle)
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>>6097664
fuuug. you're not in Canada, are you?

>tfw no one to play MH with

lance a best. GS and Hammer also good.
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>>6097657

You'll find a cutie dork, anon. Don't fret!

>>6097658
If he was a streamer, I'd call that a deal breaker...

>>6097668
Nope, sadly. Texas.

And I met a guy on Grindr who wants to play with me along with my ex.

Insect Glaive all day errr say. Je suis monte.
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>>6097678
>insect glaive

Filthy mounter. I bet you just vault onto them over and over.

Also, is grindr any good if I'm not looking for hookups in the slightest?
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>>6097645
I won't forget it don't worry,

The question is: how much do you like your underwear and pants ?
>>6097649
Yeah I know the feeling like "I watched game of thrones and played the board game"
Oh yeah fucker, I play dnd for the past 3 years, game of thrones ain't shit
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>>6097649
Me and my boyfriend do this, except he likes Friends better than 30 Rock.

...so close.

Care to recommend me some couch co-op games? We have a Wii and a 360 and neither of us are very good...
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>>6097664
Bleh, sucks dude, I think the figurines are awesome I'm surprised how detailed they are. Must have cost you a fortune to get it to where it is today!

But yeah its good you can be yourself about it, shouldn't let people who can't enjoy what you like get you down!

>>6097658
I said most people not all, calm down hunnyboo, the Zelda tattoo is super nerdgay~
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>>6097681

I actually don't mount a lot unless my teams ready for to pound that monsters bp. Otherwise I just maintain my buffs and focus on tail cutting since I'm usually the only one who can reach it.

Grindr is... Not very good. Handful of good guys in a sea of shit. I only met a friend on there after like 5 months of trying.
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>>6097683
>dnd
>not GURPS or CoC

step it up senpai

>>6097684
not him, but EDF is amazing if you never played it (Earth Defense Force)
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>>6097691
why not go GS for tail cut, or lance?

Lance a best, once again.

Damn though, that's shitty.
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new trarhd
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>>6097689
lol I was making fun of the same people you were talking about
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>>6097683

Same. I used to play DnD every weekend with my ex and our friends... Till party drama happened with some other guys. For a bunch of straight white males, they are very queer about being backstabbing vindictive bitches.

>>6097684

I love comedy sitcoms so that's still so cute

For Wii I always stick with classic Smash, or that New Super Mario Bros coop one. Maybe a Party or a Kart. 360 has some great coop games too like Resident Evil 5 (if you want some tension) or fighting games.

I was playing this Souls 2D knock off with my Grindr friend (in between making out) and was having a lot of fun with that but I only think it's on Ps4/Bone
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How do I become a house-husband? I'm jealous that some of my friends get to stay at home and cook for their nice boyfriends. I don't even want to be a spoiled brat with a sugar daddy, I just want to take care of the house and do hobbies and things and not have to worry about food/rent/etc. and then make my boyfriend feel loved and comfy when he gets home from work.
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I always thought about getting the Planet Express logo tattooed on my shoulder. Or the Gotchawrench bad guy from Wrecking Crew on my ankle.
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>>6097705
>>6097683
>tfw no gaygen roll20 game

I just know we would fuck it up somehow
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>>6097691

Because we have a Lancer and GS user already, plus they prefer to focus on breaking wings and the face and I can usually dodge the tail swipes a lot easier to get the tail.

And yeah, it's pretty bad.

>>6097689
I'm sitting on about 4000 dollars worth of 1/6 scale figures, but I neve tell people that lol
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>>6097693
Fucking dnd 5e is class
Gurps is trash
Never liked lovecraft
>>6097705
Yeah it's how it goes in dnd usually
>>6097715
Time zones + too much banter would do us in probably
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>>6097717
Well what rules system do you like, anon?

I also just tend to like the ruleset in CoC, I usually played delta green, not the vanilla settings.
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>>6097683
I like them a lot I suppose?? Hahaha strange question, I mainly wear boxers, all different types of those including some tight skimpy ones~

You play DnD? I've been needing to meet people more into boardgames, me and my buddies used to play Block Mania which is a Judge Dredd block war game - its great fun you just blow the shit out of each others blocks and try to blow them down all the while defending your own. My current favourite is Car Wars though, its basically like carmageddon/death race 2000 as a board game, seriously detailed though, you have to design your own character with perks and traits, different types of cars and bikes with all sorts of weaponry. All the movement is based upon realistic values too, you don't roll the dice to move you just accelerate a defined number if you desire each turn and try to maintain the speed. When I first played it with my friends we all just floored it, I rolled on the first turn, slammed into a wall sideways and exploded~

I've never had the chance to play DnD though, bring it over!!
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>>6097718
Dnd 5e is pretty nice
I like shadowrun too
>>6097719
I meant because manning the shop might mean losing them hahaha :p
I'll bring dnd over no problem, I can bring munchkin too as well
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>>6097726
5e is ehhh. But I feel you on Shadowrun, that's some fucking A+ shit.
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>>6097730
5e is so open ended tho, its nice for anti rule lawyering since there isn't a rule for every minor interaction
Shadow run is good craic
I want to give mutants and masterminds a go
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>>6097726
Oh hahaha oh my, hopefully not!! These ones aren't my favourite ones so if it comes down to it nothing of value is lost except my dignity!
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>>6097741
>>6097741
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