/mtfg/ - Ayy Lmao Edition

ayylmao

>Tfw ugly

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it's really annoying when kayla pretends like she doesn't pass

kayla!? spitroasted really? you cant just go

zero to slut in the blnk of an eye!

>Do not use this medication if you are pregnant or plan on becoming pregnant.

Who's pregnant or planning on becoming so in here?

>>6092617
I want one of those skirts wow

>>6092631
hoi >__<

I exist only to suffer

>>6092637
that face looks like it needs a good set of glasses
and by glasses i mean my balls

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>>6092637
why this...?

>>6092642
You have let me down.

>>6092642
I like the shy type. Are you the shy type?

>>6092638
Who doesn't want 2 men fucking them? if I was post op I would have 3 men.

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Hello loyal subjects. It is I, your queen. I am here to allow you to hold audience with her majesty. What is it you desire? Tell me.

>>6092641
same t b h

>>6092646
ur rly pretty
>>6092648
ew
>>6092653
i dont think my guy would like that and i dunno if id want that either
>>6092655
youre not planet queen

>>6092640
I'm planning on laying eggs soon.

Bird eggs.

>>6092655
girlcock bulges
/
to be a girl

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>>6092655

>>6092653
bitch please you could manage 2 in each hole + 2 in each hand

>>6092648
uhmm
yah >__<
>>6092647
im rlly sorry ill look for it when my computer is fixed ok ??

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>>6092636
what makes her style mismatched? please gibe tips

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>>6092657
theres only three queens
Watashi (abdicated)
Me (abdicated)
Anna
nobody else has been crowned.

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>>6092658

>>6092657
Ew yourself. I don't want you. None of us do.

>>6092662
That's really a turn on. What are you wearing?

>>6092662
Literally crying right now

>>6092653
I thought you were in Oregon. Are you in Cali now?

I want to make love to you face to face though, not wanting to watch another dude while we make love. That's gay

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>>6092637
That isn't kayla

>>6092655
>that body hair
>mfw

>>6092665
watashi is too autistic and ugly to be queen
you could have been
anna was never queen but ufufu was

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>>6092665
BITCH I AM THE MOTHERFUCKING QUEEN

>>6092666
He told me I should say that.
tee
bee
aych

>>6092668
ill try my best okay ??
ily anon
>>6092667
im wearing a long sleeve shirt
^___^
It's blue!!

>>6092661
dont forget the armpits

oi show me your slutty girlcocks lass

>>6092667
uh... good lol
>>6092665
c-can i be princess
>>6092658
you met birdy?
>>6092674
she needs to shave

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>>6092657
ty you're p cute too

>>6092658
WITNESSED

>>6092665
Hey babe, how's germany tonight?

>>6092653
Normal people that don't watch porn all day

>>6092677
>you will never be pumped full of eggs

>>6092673
I have always been in southern california numb nuts

>>6092678
So you're only wearing a top and no bottoms?

>>6092681
Yeah, we don't want you. Don't flatter yourself.

>>6092681
>you met birdy?
Nah, but I'm voice chatting with him right now.

>>6092690
im wearing panties >__<

>>6092691
is his voice h*t?
>>6092686
>ywn have eggs
>>6092676
is that u

>>6092686
>you will never be pumped full of eggs
what are you? a fucking sea horse?

>>6092684
Neither do I, I just like the thought of lots of cocks and cum and all that sweet male attention

>>6092664
Because it doesn't match in any way possible. There is something wrong about trans perceptive abilities not just their self gender perception.

>>6092655

Looks like Anne Coulter.

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>>6092692

>>6092692
Are the panties a matching color to your top?

>>6092687
So that oregon relocation with your dad and your mom having to sell your ancestral lands was a story?

Very creative of you, Luv.

>>6092665
>>6092675
>>6092676
Queen of /mtfg/ is used in the gay culture sense.

>>6092696
yeah but i want tips
- how it should match together

it's easy to just say it doesn't match and be done with it but elaborate pls

>>6092690
im sure u have no top and ur a bottom

>>6092696
what about tight blue jeans, open toe black flats, and a button down shirt? how could that be miss matched?

>>6092694
>is his voice h*t?
I think so. He's so adorable.
Apparently I'm the first one here that he's let hear is voice.

>>6092699
no they're stripped\
der pink and white!
>>6092698
maddu >__<''
>>6092708
ive heard it !! he called frog a messy lil boy
>__<
i think the sound frog made when he heard that was even hotter

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well I gotta go to class
see you later nerds

>>6092711
I find that terribly sexy.

>>6092711
>ive heard it !! he called frog a messy lil boy >__<
i think the sound frog made when he heard that was even hotter

Yeah, now he's clarified that he meant I'm the first one he's really talked to.

>>6092714
Hopefully you will get hit by a bus

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>>6092675
you need to have a claim to the throne. watashi was queen until summer 2013.
She crowned me in here, cause my claim got stronger than hers and she abdicated.
I was queen until winter 2013, my reign was save at the time, but I wanted to quit, so I crowned Anna cause her claim was the second strongest one.
Unless anna crowned someone else, she is still queen.
ufufu was never active enough to have a claim to the throne. Shes defo royality though

someone made a joke about me ascending and leaving the world of the mortals. I like to think of myself as protective goddess nowadays.
Also, as you probably have guessed by now, autism is a requirement.

>>6092683
go back to the last thread and respond to my post first senpai.

>>6092702
no its not. get out newfriend
REEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>6092676
only trips can be queens.

>>6092681
yes :3

>>6092718
That's no way to talk to a beautiful young lady.

Just came out to my mom two hours ago. Ayylmao

Everything went better than expected.

>>6092619

>your rejection only makes me stronger

Awww come on babe...no mayo then. The carrots, I've pickled them myself, just lightly to add a hint of sweetness to the sandwich.

;)

I'll throw in a massage.

>>6092721
You are a faggot

>>6092722
yay! thats great! shes completely accepting?
>>6092719
^^
>>6092718
rude
>>6092711
froggy is a boy?

>>6092715
-wipes nose-

>>6092717
what an honor
ur a messy girl

>>6092721
-wipes nose-

>>6092731
Did I upset you? Please don't use your katana on me.

>>6092717
aehheheehh
>>6092715
>__<;
>>6092732
im a boy >__<

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>>6092694
>is his voice hot
of course my voice is hot

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>>6092722
Good! It always makes me happy to see these kind of posts. I wish you well on your journey of transition

>>6092736
>im a boy >__<

Wait what?

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>>6092655
i want a body like sarah silverman

>>6092703
It is like trying to explain how to breath or do art. Someone said she looked homeless too. Maybe because homeless people don't have the luxury of coordinating their clothes.
It might be autism? Autistic people can't do it either. They just look stupid until someone picks a style for them and they stick to it forever until they die.

>>6092736

post selfie

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>>6092739
can confirm

When should I worry about buying female clothing? I figure not until boy mode starts to fail. So like 1-2 years from now.

>>6092743
now i feel way better about my own body, tyvm

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>>6092741
me too

>>6092732
me

>>6092736
post diaper

>>6092705
Because it looks shit.

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>>6092750

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exclusive POOKIE inc

>>6092750
>Those eyebrows

You wouldn't happen to be related to Satsuki Kiryuuin, would you?

>>6092739
I have listened to Voices of North American Owls at least 30 times and I can confirm

>>6092750
wow youre super beautiful x_x
>>6092748
whenever youre comfortable. that sounds like it could work
>>6092736
o

>>6092750
>short hair
>piercings
>cute
pls marry me

>>6092751
Diaper???

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>>6092741
uhmmm
uhmmmmmm
>__<
>>6092745
ok this is me dont laff :**(((
>>6092751
its just a lil pawz one and im not wearing rn ud have to ask frog

>>6092756
Hey maddie you should post yourself. I'm getting a sexy aura from you.

>>6092750
You look average which is a 10/10 for this place.

>>6092764
You wear diapers? Idc I know it's a common fetish. Just curious.

>>6092759
dude i fucking trolled u
LOL chasers are DUMB

>>6092761
nah thats not me

>>6092762
nah thats not me
look kinda like me tho hehe
pookie cut my hair and stuff and i look angry like dat so ...

>>6092719
Meine schatzy, We go and see Rome, I will take you wherever you want, though I'm from the venetto region, so It will be my first time in Rome as well.

I love history as well, i love the feeling ov being connected to all those who came before us and to feel the experience of being human.

Will you see me if I come visit you? I may have some business in Germany this summer. Where are you?

>>6092768
You also just called Abby and cornflakes dumb then.

>>6092767
uhmmm
mayb >__<

>>6092750
Hey beautiful! I am in love.

>>6092765
that aura is just the smell of her axe deoderant

>>6092773
its ok
>>6092774
*_*
>>6092752
yea... you could find a better outfit desu

>>6092773
I CAN CALL WHOEVER I WANT DUMB AHaahahah
>>6092766
hehe tank u

>>6092776
same

>>6092774
I could get into that probably so your all good. I'd love to see a pic ;) I don't judge.

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>tfw hon
>tfw bad at dota 2
>tfw useless retard
>tfw will never pass

>>6092777
I didn't want to laugh this hard. Those trips just made it worse.

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>>6092768
:( short hair, piercing and tattoos are definitely my type

>>6092773
I will accept my dumb.

>>6092777
this made me literally LOL

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Good morning!!
I love y'all so much!!!
wish me luck on my presentation!!

>>6092779
What is her name then? Do you know this person or are you just provocateur?

>>6092785
dude
that shits cool ill admit
i drew all over myself with sharpie, i got a tiny tiny tiny bob and i have +2 armor piercing so u should
like be my friend n shit ok? add me pls

whargarbl

>>6092787
Kill yourself furry faggot.

>>6092774
that's adorable :3

>>6092792
First for hi

Where did pookie go? I'm not finished perving on her just yet.

>>6092793
p much this

>>6092777
i died

>>6092792
soup bb

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>>6092764

I meant a selfie of you...

Why are you being naughty?

You know naughty girls get punished right?

>>6092790
Nice +2 armor pierce, but I have 32 AC good luck hitting me fucking nerd.
>add me pls
serious? on what?

>>6092793
this i hate that creep

hi, where are the diaper :DDD

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>>6092787
Good luck !!

>>6092771
haha thats so nice.
Ive a bf though, so no meetups
also no dick.
maybe in our next life senpai

>>6092792
I survived uni bby
how are you today?

>>6092782
>tfw hon
same
>tfw bad at dota 2
not same
>tfw useless retard
same
>tfw will never pass
same

>>6092797
Taking a pic of her in diapers maybe?

This general has reached an all time low

>>6092792

r u an rtard?

>>6092792
I guess the night didn't help that much?

>>6092808
it aint easy stewin' and brewin'. its a high maintenance lifestyle you kno

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Spartan is gonna relapse

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HA1mbZ_MMh8

>pic related

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>>6092812
what do you mean

>>6092787
Ganbatte!!!

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>>6092807
How do you stay focused an entire dota game?

I fucking hate this game and I get so sleepy and it's hard to focus.

>>6092812
your dad has reached an all time low

>>6092812
this is nothing.
u should hav been here when ricky and allison were here
there were like 10 creepy daddies here talking to them everyday

>>6092821
My bf plays with me and I play """""support"""" for him
>healslut.jpg

>>6092802
fuk
oh u can add me on skype if u want xd talk to me abt anything
email ur username to [email protected]

>>6092797
shes mine fuck off

>>6092808
not rly

>>6092814
i actually am

there is a lot of shitposting in here today lmao

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>>6092827
>tfw used to pocket heal a qt boy in an mmo
I miss it ;_;
so lonely

>>6092824

I hope ricky's doing well.

>>6092829
>says the master shitposter that no one likes

yea... no

>>6092805
Yay! Has the transit strike ended?
I'm alriteish, I got me a case of the feels but gotta keep on job hunting :(

>>6092815
Well, I'm not crying as much, so that's an improvement.

>>6092799
Job hunting and coffee. Hbu?

>>6092814
Yes

>>6092795
Hi, how's you~?

>>6092804
Ayyy dog u wan dipes??? :DDD

>>6092812
>not when Maki was shitposting
>not when SWG was dragging everyone in his ERP
>not during one of Kayla's breakdowns
>not when moof pretended to detrans
>now somehow

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SHE IS SO BASED
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F3pYjYxl86E

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>>6092835

>>6092837
that anon you responded to is obviously new here

>>6092805
I care not for the dick.

>what's your man got to do with me.mp3
How long have you been with your boyfriend?

You could show me around your beautiful city. I love medieval german architecture, maybe we can go sightseeing? You can bring your boyfriend too. I bet him being threatened by another man will make him feel jealous and inspire to make better love with you.

You can bring a friend and I will flirt with both of you. It will be fun. I promise it will only be fun and I will be respectful.

How many people here are into diapers???

>>6092837
Yeah, this is nothing.

>>6092841
Hey babe ;)

>>6092845
me

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>>6092845
Kill yourself.

>>6092843
I almost envy that anon.
Being naive and new again.

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>>6092845

>>6092837
>not when feefs and blogface shitted up the threads
>not when potC was here

Well at least I still have my dignity

>>6092845
get out

>>6092837
At least Edgar has replaced Potsy

>>6092845
Dude, no. Just no.

>>6092845
stewin and brewin champion of 2015 here :)

>>6092852
I'm not so nah bro. Just curious since multiple people have said something about.

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>>6092836
node v6 just was released so im playing with es6 destructuring and stuff... ahead of schedule for my job so i havent had to do any real work for a few days
>>6092845
nope
>>6092844
lol
>>6092829
thats not normal?

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>>6092860
You should kill yourself anyway my man.

>>6092855
What happened yo PotC? I remember her being a jolly and positive persona.

>>6092857
>edgar
>anywhere near as bad as potC

get out

>>6092845
muff and pookie confirmed diappu

kayla eats her own boogers desu

>>6092858
Holy shit I am not. It was question concerning the amount of people who have mentioned them in this thread. Christ.

i'll treat u right gurls

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>>6092867
>tfw worse than both edgar and potc

>>6092861
Hey babe ;).

How are you today?

>>6092864
I'm good buddy ol pal. ;)

That feel when you patiently wait for pookie to return.

My hips have grown so much that I have to pull trousers around my hips to get them on; Weight is much more difficult to lose, but my waist still seems slimmer; My breasts are shinier and squishier.

>tfw mtfg has been taken over by chasers

;__;

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it's so sad how afraid I am to be myself

>>6092877
Hello beautiful, that sounds like a nice story. Might you have the pictures ;)

>>6092874
xD

>>6092878
I'm the only real chaser here. The rest are just pretending. Post butt btw.

>>6092833
;_;
For real tho idk I have fun in dota as long as I'm playing with friends, it doesn't feel slow or like it's dragging on with them. We don't usually try very hard, just mess around.

Once overwatch comes out I'll probably spend all my time on that instead. It was suuper fun in the open beta weekend.

>>6092836
I'm good! Kinda bored at work waiting for compiling basically. Good luck with job hunting ! Any leads?

>>6092878
Hello beautiful. Are you refer to me?

>tfw you sleep for 16 hours
finally some real fuggin sleep

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>handsome guy becomes a meh hon
WHYYYY

>>6092866
>>6092872
Anyone have that awful YouTube video
Where she is dancing to some girl rapping?

>>6092878
oi what do you mean ya cheeky cockgirl? i'll fix u in the gabber m8

>>6092888
The only thing on my mind at that moment was how do I have sex with the guy taking the picture. And holy shit maybe I shouldn't have downed a whole bottle of jäger.

>>6092888
Cottons got more balls than me tho. I don't even have the confidence to look anyone in the eye.

>>6092878
underageb&

>>6092878
and they're spending all their time not complimenting me :c

>>6092895
>>6092889
>>6092884
>tfw chasers want u to post butt
n-noo ;~;

>>6092878
Carol I couldn't swim ;~;
The shirt I bought to swim in caused so much drag I was swimming twice as hard to go half as far
And I couldn't take it off because you can tell that I have boobs
So the only solution is a for real girls swim top and I don't think I'm that brave yet

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>>6092886
>friends

Some friends noticed they can see the outline of my breasts through my clothes, and that my bum is very womanly bending over, hahaha.

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>this many chasers posting
Welp, I guess we now have a sense of how many are lurking all the time.

>>6092861
No real work sounds dope. I keep on hearing about node but don't actually know anything about it, what's it useful for?

>>6092886
>pic related
So far I have some leads on qa/food safety stuff at bread factories and meat packing plants. Not the most exciting but probably suitable for someone with a chem degree.

>>6092901
I only want to see your beautiful smile.

>>6092904
*Acquiring new target*

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>>6092892
I dunno man I only know this.

https://youtu.be/ePgI16XPoDI

I found the video
Enjoy this rate piece of autism

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vndEvYAurkQ

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>>6092836
it actually has! and I skipped class yesterday, and found out later that it was cancelled anyway, I am really happy rn, I didnt miss anything!

>>6092844
we ve been living together for 2.5 years. hes the jealous kind. But very protective as well. he doesnt mind that I am crazy and stuff either. its really great.

Been having sex dreams, slowly my sexuality is beginning to awaken again but in an entirely new way. My sexual energy is located all over my body than just in my groin, and my desires are no longer lustfully hungry. However, the desire for physical affection is very strong. I had my first ‘female’ orgasm, which is detailed in a video below.

>>6092909
You silly boy
I'm into women only, haha.
Love

-Laura

>>6092902
>having breasts
l-lucky

>>6092914
*Target disengaged*

where is the archive for this board?

>>6092792
(You)

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>>6092912
>tfw she passes way better than I ever will
aaaaaa

>>6092915
They're small but they're too visible to swim topless but I can't swim with that much drag ;~;
I want to lose weight

I look reasonably feminine in the face even with my hair up. Somehow spending even more time looking in the mirror but now I look with awe sometimes, and I can say to myself, ‘I’m a woman, I’m actually a woman.’ Silly, but hopeful.

>>6092921
Hopefully nonexistent.

>>6092912
a small woman and a big man beat boxing

>>6092924
Lain, shut the fuck up
Lmao

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>>6092910
Say what you will, but potC is full of life

>>6092912
this is so utterly cringey

Veins seem less prominent on my hands at rest. I haven’t had a release in a while, nor a single erection I haven’t coaxed as a weekly necessity. Ejaculation doesn’t necessarily equate to orgasm, and I’m pretty sure I have no idea what I’m doing when it comes to that department anymore.

>>6092902
That's the most painful thing in the world ;-; I miss swimming more than anything from my pre-transition days.

>>6092903
Internet friends!
You can play with us if you want! Unless you're from europe because we queue us east.

>>6092905
Pic is too accurate. I spend 3/4 my day on 4chan on my phone with that excuse

Those jobs don't sound too bad, not glamorous but they'll certainly be fun and get some job experience.

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>>6092912
OH GOD THAT WAS CRINGE

cornflakes or elanna can i commission u to write a piece of code. i dont know anything about how hard it would be. skype me

Seriously, where did all these chasers come from? I thought I was disgusting.

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>>6092913
Phienchen I didn't know so many pictures of Nazi anime girls existed

Where is your guys preferred place to get cute denim?

>>6092944
and you still are, bb

>>6092944
I brought them. We're a big man.

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>>6092930
;___;

>>6092938
Is fine
I'll just start playing csgo again since I can carry games there.

anyone have that picture of kayla with clip on earrings and makeup?

>>6092913
You see, tell him about me. If you ever want to visit Belize, you can stay over in my villa. It will be interesting vacation for both of you.

You don't sound crazy... I bet Deutsche crazy is like normal italian woman, though.

Ahhh I am late for my plant inspection...hahahaha good thing everything thing here has laid back schedule. I love chatting with you schatzy ;)

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>>6092945
Ive like 125 or something. I wish I had more to choose from desu
do you like the pictures?

>>6092948
kekek

>>6092950
;_; I've never played cs:go. I don't really like fps games usually. Overwatch is the only exception

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if you like wearing diapers say HECK YEAH

>>6092949
for me :^)

>>6092905
node is just chrome's v8 javascript engine ripped out and glued together with libuv which is an async io library that allows you to easily handle a bunch of io operations (disk/network/etc) on the same thread at the same time. it works really well with javascript's whole event loop concept and has a great standard library. modern javascript engines are also among the fastest dynamic languages because theyre JIT'd directly to machine code and then optimized at runtime. also modern language features from the newer language standards like es6 and es6 make the language a lot more useable than before

nodes pretty cool and it has more libraries in its package manager (npm) than any other language out there so its really easy to use a scripting language and it makes it easy to write network servers and clients quickly. i use it all the time at my job for various things as well as my go to scripting language for quick stuff

im also really liking go lately. its a really cool language and also great for writing network applications. i never used to do web stuff until fairly recently and honestly, serious webdev is a nightmare with asset pipelines and transpiling shit. conceptually node is really cool though and i use it more than python for quick tasks now

idk why i typed so much...
>>6092915
its a nice feeling t b h

>>6092905
>this many chasers posting
>two chasers posting, three max

>>6092962
that's eight too many

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>>6092958
I'm honestly too good at CSGO to pass.
>playing overwatch when you can play dirty bomb
pleb

>>6092812
>>6092824
>>6092837
>>6092843
>>6092846
>>6092853
>>6092855
It's objectively worse now than it ever has been. You're just looking at the past with nostalgia goggles.
Today you open a thread and there is nobody interesting or helpful. Nobody talks about real trans things. There aren't any funny jokes or anyone you would want as a friend. It's just a constant stream of shit posting in a transvestite thread.
There are so many new Feefs Kaylas Edgars Potsys Makis that you don't even notice them among the rest.

>>6092968
i used to cycle between lem-smfc... whats ur rank bb? i suck now. i stopped when i started transitioning

>>6092967
Leave and there will only be 7 left to go.

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>>6092955
They are cool. Nazis were fashionable.

Just please don't gas me mein fuhrer

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>>6092973
I don't know what my current rank is tbhon but my highest have been MGE but when I played the most it was harder to rank up than it is today.

>>6092925
still tho ;~~;

how do you know if you are a chaser or not

>>6092973
>>6092942

>>6092938
It doesn't help that I can't do any other type of cardio I've heard of, because of leg injuries
>>6092980
Carol I'm an overweight cripple
If I can't swim I'll never be healthy

>>6092951
anyone?

>>6092981
Did you come here to perv on the girls? If yes you are a chaser.

If you came here to learn about yourself and to have intelligent conversations regarding trans issues, shitpost, and the like; then you are not.

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>>6092991

>>6092988
m-maybe whats ur skype

>>6092972
This

>>6092938
Sounds like a dream job, make softeware and wait for it to make.
And yeah, they aren't super glamorous, but everything else seems to want a master's and I just don't have that background ;~;
Factory work will pay the bills until I can get a developer job.

>>6092961
>idk why I typed so much
Because you like node and JavaScript lol. That sounds handy honestly, I feel like I've missed out for having not learned JavaScript or other scripting languages ;~; probably should actually learn it at some point, it seems super useful and I really only know C-like languages at this point.

>>6092923
(You)

>>6092913
That's great. Also holy shit that was a short strike.

>>6092962
If this many are posting imagine how many are lurking :^)

>>6092995
NOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>6092995
>you're gonna get loved tenderly & pooped on

Ello lads i'll never pass and im drunk haha please put a bullet in my head

>>6092995
>that gap


fucking hell..

Laser on the upper lip didn't even hurt worse than anything else. Underside of the chin though, god damn

>>6092981
You must love the chase, even if no prize is assured after all eforts invested.

>>6092999
*Locking on*

>>6093004
Hahahaha.

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>>6093000

>>6092857
>implying anyone can match the witch of Cork

>>6092996
thinkingprincess

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>>6093006
Upper lip lasering is the worst pain known to man though.

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>>6092952
haha, Ill think about it :P

>>6092973
OMG
I was smfc as well, but I quit playing about a year ago.

>>6092977
Id never gass a friend. I dont care what genetics you might haveor where you live. I like you, you get a seat on the high council.

>>6092999
>That's great. Also holy shit that was a short strike.
na, thats normal, they always just strike 2 days, but every few weeks if they dont get what they want

>>6092999
i used to be a c/c++ dev for years. i never seriously learned anything other than python until a year or two ago. its always nice to have a language you can start writing and just have things work without issue when you have an idea. you should pick one up sometime!

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>>6093008
>*Locking on*
I don't have a penis

>>6093013
>known to man
>man
triggered

>>6092981
Chasers usually never pass and always linger in that uncomfortable zone. This keeps them close to trans communities. Real trannies move the fuck on with their lives and don't have many issues passing.

>>6093012
Can I skype you as well?

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>>6092912
jesus fuck lmao

>>6093018
>dickless man
*locking on*

>>6093018
(You)

>>6093021
are you a qt gril

>>6093020
What the hell are you talking about? Why would I be interested in passing? Do you even know what a chaser is?

>>6093029
>that much repression
whoa easy there girl

>>6093027
If qt grill = big guy for you

Then yes, yes I am.

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>>6093015
Yay! First order of business : destroy britbongistan

>>6093036
why ;~~;

>>6093016
Except when you want to make something substantial.

>>6093016
I definitely should, tinkered a bit with Ruby a bit last year and quite liked it but didn't seriously learn it :(
Seemed like a neat language but maybe python or js is a better bet as a general purpose scripting language, Ruby seemed really heavily focused around rails.

>>6093015
Well, at least they're short strikes, minor annoyance rather than causing things to grind to a halt for weeks on end.

>>6093025
Wat

>>6093026
(You)

>>6093029
Chasers only pretend they want to pass. they become so enamored with trannies that they create a culture around it and then emulate what they love. That defines most of the trips here.

>>6093044
you're a man who doesn't have his dick anymore. what's there difficult to understand, retard?

>>6093044
(You)

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>>6093038
Because you are traitors. If it wasn't for your country, I'd be living on my dad's 4 acre plot of land that is probably in ruins now.

>>6093047
trip on kira

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>>6093050
Don't give me any lip bro, I'll fuck u up m8

>>6093051
(You)

>>6093040
what defines substantial? the particular language does not matter in the end as long as its the right fit for the right job. sometimes its not and sometimes mistakes were made for a particular project. ive worked on enough things to know this
>>6093044
yeah. ruby was never my thing. ive had to deal with it a couple times though
>>6093054
read ur kik messages

>>6093057
(You)

BIRDY CAME FOR ME
AGAIN

>>6093054
Then don't secede :^)

Actually, I have some relatives that used to live in SA. They moved back after falling ill and SA healthcare was apparently too expensive/poor.

>>6092972
you obviously haven't been here very long, it's nicer than it used to be

>>6092975
I'm flattered but I don't think there's any chasing me so I'm p.sure that wouldn't work

>>6093065
I'm sorry anon :(

>>6093044
Ruby's actually tolerable to pick up, imo, but that's an opinion as someone who struggles a bit with math and probably the wrong reasons.

I could wrap my head around shit easier than when a friend tried to introduce me with Haskell.

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Ugh I want someone to put me in bondage like this.

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>>6093015
Have this pic Phienchen.

>>6093071
H O T
O
T

>>6093069
>I'm sorry anon :(

>Not wanting birdy to cum for you
lmao pleb

>>6093070
>a friend tried to introduce me with Haskell
I love haskell, but that person is not a friend.

>>6093069
You're obviously new chaser bro.

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>>6093072
THANK YOU!
I didnt have that one :3

That feel when maddie blocks you on skype.

>>6093069
Check out this guy thinks he's funny

>>6093079
d-do you collect nazis

>>6093078
nah quid has been here for a long time
get bent butthurt newfriend

>>6093079
Thats a street painters portrait of me, I told him to be realistic.

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>>6093065
L-lucky

>>6093070
The syntax is super forgiving, and it seems like a really nice language in that regard. I guess it just seemed a bit less general purpose than python, but mostly because of how people use it rather than any sort of limitation.
Also, introducing programming with a purely functional language is just cruel :(

About to talk straight up for 20 minutes about Sacco and Vanzetti.

This could be the highlight of my undergrad career.

>>6093071
How does it feel to be a transvestite?
>>6093073
Less hot when it's a flabby dadbod.

>>6093095
c r e e p
r
e
e
p

>>6093071
are you the new edgar

>>6093095
F U R F A G

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>>6093089
of course, how do you think I got to 125?
dont worry though, Id make sure youre safe before I sealion. I count you as a friend as well.

>>6093091
does that mean youre transitioning senpai?

>>6093090
Newfag dropping his trip how cute. Don't cry too much or your $1 mascara will stain your face like a clown.

>>6093076
>>6093070
haskell is awesome but i havent really done anything other than really basic stuff with it going through learnyouahaskell and reading the langauge site. i think ocaml is probably my favorite 'functional' language. the thing that attracts me the most is probably the mirage os project because unikernels are awesome. i wish it was more popular https://mirage.io/

>>6093099
How many edgars do we have now? I thought edgar was the new feefs

>>6093101
w-wait what

are you planning a night of long knives

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>>6093105

>>6093107
>this is what nightmares are made of

>>6093098
How about you go rape a minor, hips? Or get yourself another restraining order?

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Why is the Mighty Boosh sooooo gooood

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>>6093102
you aren't serious, are you? I haven't even been gone that long, you must be pretty damn new

>>6093101
>being friends with a 14 year old neo conservative
You set that bar too low senpai

BIRDY CAME ON ME
AGAIN

>>6093109
just ignore them red, you aren't supposed to talk to untouchables anyway

>>6093098
also, at least I'm getting an actual education then an you getting a worthless associates while running away from military service.

>>6093095

g o o d l u c k
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u
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>>6093105
>>6093107
Fuck they're multiplying.

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>>6093101
>does that mean youre transitioning senpai?
Nah, I'm not trans, just yanking your leg.

>>6093116
im gonna say Birdy will come out as trans 4 months from now. anyone want to take the over/under?

>>6093116
>>6093065
how could you take birdie from us ;_;