MTFG - transgirl general

>tfw no molly

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I want to pass and go fulltime and make real friends again.

>>6083324
I wish I was more bi than I am but I need dick ;__;

>>6083332
you live alone, have been on hormones for years, have done laser. there is nothing external stopping you. do it.

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transbian thread btw
straights get out
kill all men desu
valerie solanas is my waifu

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>>6083330

this got me thinking

are there any substances to absolutely avoid on hrt?

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>not just fucking every attractive person you meet

It's like you don't know how to live :D

>>6083333
This does not preclude you from being bi, anon~

>>6083332
how badly do you not pass?

>>6083342
testosterone

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>>6083333
and i wish i could like men and dick more, can we exchange sexual orientations?

strawpoll time

http://www.strawpoll.me/10051353

>>6083337
>but chastity cage like fetishists wear
I don't use my bits for anything lol
It'd hardly be an incentive.
I'm super stubborn.

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>staying with parents while they're in town
>can't take hormones while I'm staying with them our else they'll find out
>not planning on coming out to them for at least six months
>tfw thinking of not taking hrt for a couple days makes me feel sick and depressed
Send help

>>6083333
>tfw penis addiction

>>6083333
I wish I was more bi but I'm afraid of str8 guys and I think dicks are gross

>>6083348
Who are you?
I have tripcodes off.
That way everyone is anon!

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>>6083314
Requesting a Mattv2099 option added to the poll pls thank you
>>6083320
>you
>not simply qt in general

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>>6083341
fuck off, only bisluts who likes tacos and sausage have right to live.

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>>6083340
>fat piece of shit with bad hair
Hopefully it's better after summer, no confidence at all when i'm this pig disgusting and getting a haircut when I look like this would be awful for the people cutting my hair.

>>6083343
I'm more manly than most guys my age so pretty bad.

Am I still bi if I'm attracted to other trans people as well? I usually just consider them the gender they want to be.

>>6083350
take them covertly
like a super spy

play music to make you feel like a spy while you do it too:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6UJ0SSHlarc

>>6083357
Its a curse and a blessing.

>>6083360
idk

>>6083333
trip on elanna

>>6083355
the only person with no Y chromosomes in this thread

>>6083324
>Not being asexual
A sex drive is just an unneeded distraction that bars you from reaching your full potential.

>>6083359
Wait, how old are you?

>>6083360
Yes anon that's pretty bi

>>6083367
rude desu

>>6083367
what's y chromosomes?

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>>6083352
s-same

>>6083333
theres a dick in mtfg and its birdies and he wont give it to any us ;_;

>>6083324
Yes being billed scum is best.

I stick to men and transgirls though. Men are awesome, but non transwomen who are into women are corrupted by feminism and sjws shit.

>>6083368
t h i s
h i s
i s
s

less sex
more memes

>>6083349
Ur crazy stubborn lol, how do you stop being lazy?Are you sure you can't just borrow hormone meds and then use your new state of mind to get jobbu and earn money to repay them?
>>6083350
What that other anon said, take in secret.

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>>6083369
23

hey mtfg give me some music to cry to thanks

>>6083357
both are good but only on women

>>6083342
Tobacco

>>6083333
Quads dont lie, penis is bomb

>>6083356
Plss
I was ugly as fuck as a boy

>>6083372
Isn't birdie a chaser tho?

>>6083380
It's not too late, come to my house I have a shitload of extra Spiro and E now

Actually where do you live?

>>6083386
why the tears??

>>6083359
i always giggle when you call yourself manly ;)

>>6083384

do you have a bf yet?

>>6083386
record yourself crying and then try and outdo yourself, that way its productive self betterment

>>6083386
joni mitchell - blue

>>6083368
I knew exactly one asexual person in my life, and they achieved very little for how smart and skilled they were. Poverty and being literally insane might've also been part of that, but it colored my view of asexuals in a not-nice way.

The transformation pictures from HRT give me hope, I'm passable, but damn I think I can get by if these people did. All I might need is a cute nose job.

>>6083324
Do you think k that surgery for trans people should be paid by the state? And if so to what degree? Should it only be sex reassignment surgery or shod cosmetic surgery also be provided free of charge to some degree?

>>6083372
that feel
>>6083392
bird is not a chaser

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>>6083392
I have a shitload of hrt too.
>spiro
tch

>>6083395
Why ;(

>>6083392
its just one of those nights

>>6083386
>mtfg give me some music to cry to thanks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lnqnTobQFuk

What kind of crying?

>tfw no bf/gf to do the hard transitioning work for you
I just want a partner who can choose my appearance and understand hormones and stuff for me.
I don't know what I could bring to the table, but I could find something I could do.

Hey, what is spiro? and what does it do with HRT is it the same thing? I always see it next to Estrogen when its talked about I'm looking to transition soon and I want to know a little bit before I jump in, and the questions thread is a little slow.

>>6083405
did you get the stuff from ihp too after all?

also, because
>you
>manly
;)

>>6083386
Nickel Creek - "The Lighthouse's Tale"

>>6083404
What is bird

>>6083405
oh okay, how long you been on mones?

>tch
same, I just switched to Cypro today :D

>>6083406
o-okay... that sucks senpai, get well soon ;~;

>>6083409
Oh, you dork - Spiro is a testosterone blocker, it needs to be in place before estrogen, it's part of HRT. Cypro is a better blocker if you're not in the States.

>wondering why I feel depressed as shit again
>realise my current weed trench is heavily depleted and I need to refill it
whoops

>>6083332
iktf senpai, I was browsing the last thread on my phone looking at people's pics and comparing them to my face in the mirror moments ago, bad fucking feels

>>6083402
Passing is passing, whether you're cute or not, so don't go for surgery unless you think you need it okay? And congrats on good genetics anon ^.^
>>6083404
>bird is not a chaser
this
>>6083408
I had this and wasted it. Just another reason to kill myself.
>>6083409
Antiandrogen, it makes the testosterone fuck off and stop turning you into a man. Estrogen is the girl hormone it turns you into a girl if there's no testosterone around.

>>6083403
Not OP but I think sexual reconstruction should be paid for by the state, if not mostly by insurance, cosmetic surgery should be covered by insurance given the right reasons, like for example a fucking horrific accident, or transitioning, not some petty i need my nose fixed because its my 16th birthday.

>>6083350
take only enough for the stay
keep it on your person at all times

>>6083386

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bjHACWmO0jQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U05m-1pmE4g

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_NfnXdXpjL0

>>6083409
It's a potassium-sparing diuretic that has antiandrogenic effects
So it makes your body retain potassium and, more importantly, lessens its ability to absorb testosterone

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>>6083390
Send me pics on skype when you get time, I'll be the judge of that

In return I'll show you what I looked like at 16 when I was first seeing and getting way too attached to facial hair
>>6083372
you're god damn right, though I wouldn't say any
>>6083415
I'm bird

>>6083418
>>6083418
Thanks, wouldn't say they're great or amazing, but I think it's totally possible, with time, and laser hair removal of course.

>>6083417
I can't even compare people's faces to mine, looking at mine is sickening enough without the comparisons desu. Don't abuse the weed, k?

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>>6083423

i was lucky enough to catch american football on tour

people came out of it crying

>>6083424
>>6083418
Thanks, when I opt for HRT will it be given as well? or is that a totally different thing I get at walgreens or something.

>>6083384
Somehow I don't see your posts until you delete them, are you shadow b& or something?

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>>6083386
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eu4LZQZZdtU
>>6083407
that whole album is a great cry.

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>>6083412
I did yes, they sent me a free replacement order.
We hormone rich now.

>me
>not manly
s t o p

>>6083415
Almost three years.

>>6083417
No one really looks even close to as bad as I do, maybe people with downs or something.

>>6083426
you need to brush up on chaser 101
you're not supposed to ask for boy pics

>>6083430
You lucky butch, they never even came to my state :'(

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>>6083426
>sending pre-hrt photos
Fuck that, no way

pls help. i guess i'm a bad judge desu..
http://www.strawpoll.me/10051471
>>6083434
i look worse than you....

>>6083431
If you're in the U.S. it's a 9/10 you'll probably be prescribed spiro as part of your HRT

>>6083426
Yes, but WHAT IS BIRD? What is your purpose here?

>>6083434
Oh hey, that's pretty cool. Going okay?

>>6083438
agreed desu it's top-quality degeneracy

>>6083434
do you know who I am senpai
the reason I am known here is because of how astronomically poor my chances are

>>6083441
Alright, cool!

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>tfw uou're lying on your stomach and you stretch your legs and curve your back and your lowest two vertebrae crack simultaneously and all the stress goes out of your hips
It's a fucking sexual feel
>>6083431
You'll be prescribed it along with estrogen as part of your hormone therapy

>>6083438
just send me girl mode elanna desu
pics are for dorks

i'll pay for postage, but do my own handling ;)

>had sex with another trans girl
>used to consider myself solely into dudes

Welp guess I'm bi. Bretty gud.

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>>6083440
You got a higher rating on /soc/ ;)

>>6083442
No, i'm a hon tbhon.

>>6083444
I do and I can say I look worse than both potc and you.

>>6083427
Yeah, laser and stuff goes without saying, but we all gotta get it, even the best of us. Even intersexes I think, but I haven't asked any.
>>6083442
Bird is a patron spirit of trannies, a force for good in the tranniverse.
>>6083444
Nice trips
I know you because I happen to like posting replies at you, and like the replies I get back from time to time. I guess that means I like talking to you?

>>6083419
Oh, I wasn't asking op or anyone in particular. I just want as many people answering those questions as possible.
Do you think people that share the same insurance plan should be Able to opt out of paying for cosmetic surgery's for trans people in a similar manner than how gold plans work? That being people who want certain treatments or better covering are free to pay for a premium insurance

>>6083448
i did this once but i had to return her a couple days later ;_;

>>6083441
Cypro is banned in like. all of the USA as far as I know... plebs with no cypro :^)

>>6083451
prove it honsenpai

>>6083453
w-what have I missed ;w;

hey im here from /pol/ and i've got to say i dont quite agree with what you are doing with your lives. am i allowed to post here? (and potentially get a gf from here?) feel free to say no, i wouldnt want you all to feel pressured or anything.

>>6083449
hey dollface

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>>6083436

the lead singer (mike kinsella) is really hot

>>6083455
what is the replacement fee if you don't send her back?
i might just have to cop it

>>6083362
>>6083377
I've got a class in the morning to go to so I can take my morning dose then, but I've still got a couple of days to plan for. If I can slip them into my toiletry kit while neither of them are looking I could keep it in there and bring it with me into the bathroom and quietly take them there
If they do find out because i fuck up trying to be sly I don't know what I'll do. I haven't told anyone I've started hrt, even my friends who know I'm trans. It's making me nervous.

>>6083458
Is this ironic?
Most of us will probs say no, but you should stay so that we can convert you into one of us. It's the natural lifecycle of /pol/.

>>6083457
not banned, just not fda approved so can't be prescribed

>>6083458
you'll get a gf here once you cut your dick off. everyone else here used to post in /pol/ too.

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>>6083458

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>>6083435
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>6083438
Well alright, I guess I'll just continue to believe pre-hrt elanna was a qt anime boy with giant eyes then
>>6083442
BIRD IS ME

No purpose, I just like being here and making friends with everyone

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>>6083457
Too spooky but everyone who has seen me thinks i'm disgusting and manly.

>>6083458
>i dont quite agree with what you are doing with your lives
>and potentially get a gf from here
not sure how is that going to work

but feel free to stay and go crazy

>>6083461
This is a thing I'm aware of, I want to see him perform soooooo bad. Hopefully he tours as "Owen" again soon I really like those albums too.

>>6083464
you are doing a shit job tbdesu

even i know, and i'm a stranger

but in serious now: you shouldn't stop taking them
worst case scenario say they are antibiotics or something cause you had an ear infection

>>6083458
Why do you want to fuck us if you think we're degenerates?

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>>6083440
pls don't hugbox me. i want this meme to stop, can't we be honest?
>>6083451
1v1 me /soc/ rn.
>>6083458
do you want a manly hon gf?

>>6083465
no it's unironic

>>6083467
i dont want to cut my dick off. is that true? did you really all used to post in /pol/?

>>6083473
girlfriends and boyfriends can agree to disagree

>>6083476
im casting a wide net, i just want a girlfriend, i dont care where she comes from

>>6083458
golly i remember pol
i came here to check it out when the board started

fast forward to today, and i'm a card carrying member of the communist party and about to start my transition

not even joking

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>>6083464
Literally not your job to explain it to them, I think I have a pic for this.
>>6083478
>pls don't hugbox me.
I saw a pic of you like, once I think, but if that was you I remember you looked pretty okay to me <3

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>>6083458
Are you a hot boy?

>>6083467
That's what I meant!

>>6083471
BUT WHAT DO YOU DO?

>>6083472
I don't buy it.

>>6083482
>she
look we know ur not from /pol/ ok. do you want info on hrt or not

>>6083484
This pic is basically me rn tho

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It's that time again

>>6083478
who isn't being honest

>>6083482
>no it's unironic
Wow, welcome then! Stick around, have popcorn ready for when somebody starts another round of pointless bullying.
>i dont want to cut my dick off.
Not yet ;3
>did you really all used to post in /pol/?
Can confirm, ex/pol/ here. Still check it occasionally, but spend most of my time here.

>>6083458
So long as you don't act like a jerk, sure. Where do you live?

>>6083471
Pls do
It's probably a better depiction than reality anyways.

>>6083453
thank you :)

>>6083482
Well I'm fine with being single for now so good luck

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>>6083478
Pls no, posting on /soc/ was scary af.

>tfw people said I need a haircut and glasses
>tfw some sperg gave me a bully rating

>>6083487
Ok ;_;

>>6083495
edmonton

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>>6083457
what you missed is birdie is a hottie and a sweetheart and he wont give anyone his precum soaked penis

Bi is best

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>>6083490

can we not

>>6083482
The joke is that the *vast* majority of guys who state that they're from /pol/ and start posting here end up admitting to themselves that they're trans within months, if not days, no matter how fervently they say they're not to start with. Maybe you'll buck the trend, maybe not, but it is a really established thing that has been noticed here.

>>6083505
Boys are gross face it.

>>6083478
id prefer a feminine gf but i guess beggars cant be choosers

>>6083488
i typed "she or he" at first but then i deleted it because it felt kind of mean

no i dont want info on hrt . and i am from /pol/

>>6083487
i am very strange looking but i think i actually pull it off

>>6083483
>>6083493
wow that's crazy why would you go on /pol/ if you were secretly a girl

>>6083495
i live in new york

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>>6083505
http://upstore.net/s2zyvDY/oddishisawhore.7z

Hours worth of stuff here if anyone needs a good laugh!!!

>>6083484
>tfw pic related is hurtling ever closer towards reality for me and they're gonna collide at some point within the next few months
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
BRB BLAZING IT UP

>>6083509

can i lick your tummy?

>>6083482
yeah, i was a huge bearded uberman who owned military uniforms and had books on history, along with interests in sociology and politics and national socialist beliefs. i firmly believed in a leftist conspiracy being used to undermine western society dreamed up by the frankfurt school

now i'm a sterile dickless tittyfaggot housewife with a trans gf. its not even a slippery slope, its just an inevitable step.

>>6083489
That's pcute desu
>>6083496
np ly robin <3

>>6083507
I didn't make it. Just reporting it.

>>6083490
oh wow so that speedrunner really did used to post here?

>>6083515
you were basically a bearded woman

>>6083498
love you anon

>>6083504
are you fucking serious, quit making me thirsty ;~;

>>6083510
so you're gonna be a tranny then?

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>>6083514
cis girls only babe, sorry

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>>6083504
I'm gonna get it if it's the last thing I do

>>6083454
I don't see why not, I feel whatever works to get the person what they need. Money goes and comes, but when it comes to what might be someones life on the line over it, it wouldn't hurt to pay from the same insurance plan

>>6083510
>wow that's crazy why would you go on /pol/ if you were secretly a girl
I was repressing it and refused to consciously acknowledge that I was trans. Not even completely sure my subconscious realized it at the time.
>>6083512
Look /pol/anon, bullying! What'd I tell you?
>>6083513
Sorry for triggering you Robin >~>

Daily reminder that kayla is legitimately crazy

>https://clyp.it/fbku1kwv

>>6083510
>wow that's crazy why would you go on /pol/ if you were secretly a girl
repression

half of pol is trans

>>6083529
kayla a qt

don't tell her that though
her fucking ego is bigger than a black mans willy

>>6083484
i can post a pic again, but i'm ffs might make you bearable tier.
>>6083492
the 4 "u pass hons"....
>>6083498
come on... you'll look good in comparison to me...
>>6083510
>tfw nyc
i shoul warn u i'm grodie af no matter what anyone says..

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>>6083487
I dunno, what do you do?
>>6083495
Don't worry you'll always be real life anime to me
>>6083504
>>6083524
>>6083526
oh my fucking god

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>>6083530
I wouldn't say half, but this is a thing for a reason

>>6083516
I mean my parents know but we don't talk about it

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>>6083537
>Pleb wants me to get bullied again
;A;

>>6083503
If only ;___;

>>6083529
News flash?

>>6083510
>new york
Awe. ;_;
Well good luck on the hunt.

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>>6083542
Uhhh, I-I'm a pretty non-existent trip that's a bit of a skank, w-why?

>>6083542
see, told you ;-;

>>6083535
Her ego is nonexistent she could win Miss America (if drugged and forced onstage) and she'd still think people were hugboxing her.
>>6083537
Post whatever senpai, I'm good either way. Thanks for the (You) x3
>>6083545
Well, that's better than them getting in the way and trying to block you or being overprotective and making you dress like a nun!

Or ordering a hit on you.

Speaking of, where is Beepy?

>>6083546
me 2, do it nerd

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>>6083542
>tfw at least birdy thinks I'm anime
Is this what making it feels like?

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>>6083551
I don't have any good pics.
When I posted one that I thought was less bad /mtfg/ called me a man.

i'm happy!
I got invited to a rave by FTM bf!
how are y'all?

I want it to stop. How do I stop it? It hurts, please make it stop.

>installing ganoo for going back to uni
>load up a live environment
>put everything onto an external hard drive
>dd if=/dev/zero of=/dev/sdb
>let that run for a while
>"this is taking a lot longer than usual"
>look just to make sure i didn't do something dumb
>realise i meant to type /dev/sda
>i just wiped the external hard drive
now i have to load it up from dvd-r backups
this is gonna take weeks ;_;

>>6083561
What hurts and is it physical or existential

>>6083559
Hey that's cool, I'm pretty fucking good senpai :D
...d-do you fuck him in his literal boipussy??

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>>6083546
you'll look good in comparison to me no matter what you post desu.
>>6083561
the pain never stops.
>>6083562
fugggggggggggg

>>6083512
Vomiting isnt funny though

>>6083522
thank you

>>6083556
/mtfg/ is mean, post pics.
>>6083559
Neat! Hope you have fun with him, but remember to be safe okay? Don't get kidnapped or something.
I'm doing... pretty bad today actually, but I'm feeling okay thanks to /mtfg/ therapy.
>>6083561
Self-acceptance and love are the keys to everything.

Why are penises so great? :3 Just had sex with my bf, and it felt so good c:

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>>6083549
That would explain why you don't know who I am

Hi, I'm a boy who posts birds
>>6083554
tfw elanna isn't your real life anime waifu
yet

>>6083576
>Why are penises so great?
Because they're on other people, and because you're a girl.

>>6083561
technically killing yourself would make it stop better than anything could

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>>6083571
pleb pls

>>6083574
At least /mtfg/ is honest, it's good to get some non-hugbox feedback tbhon.

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>When you jack someones quadbike in miscreated then worry about someone else stealing it over night when you sleep.

>>6083561
press the pause button on your vaporwave track ya dumb idiot

>>6083579
>tfw elanna isn't your real life anime waifu
i don't think she needs to consent to that

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>>6083568
My cock don't work...and he's usually on the top anyways!
I'm just a faggy femmeboy!
>>6083574
Why do people keep worrying about me being kidnapped? I carry around pepper spray!

What are y'all having for dinner? I'm having spanish rice pilaf with ground meatless veggie grounds

>>6083579
Yeah I'm very inconsistent and have little presence - the last time I was here with any regularity Sonic, Cheska and Eats Her Vegetables were around ;w;

a-and to clear, I'm not that much of a whore, I'm just kind of enticed by someone that could be in the top position since all of the people I bang around here are subs ._.

pleb is actually literally unironically cute

>>6083576
>tfw dick feels natural

>>6083576
normies get out

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robbing gas stations in boymode doesnt sound like a bad idea desu

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>tfw running out of weed

>>>/r9k/28127156

girls r9k is making fun of us again

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>>6083572
watching oddish fuck herself with a stuffed pikachu (repeatedly) totally is though

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>>6083594
Oh gosh that's kind of hot desu... b-but FtMs are weird creatures

w-wait does he have a strapon??

>>6083604
oh god, we are the best brand of double-identity criminals...

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>>6083585
you do tho. here.
>>6083597
here. have a webm to dispel that myth.

>>6083585
Yeah, but sometimes anons use that as an excuse to take it a little too far. Not that trips are innocent either, of course, but it's easier to attack with a mask protecting you than without one.
>>6083590
Don't sleep then obviously, what are you a pleb?
>>6083594
Because your pepper spray comes off with your clothes, and you can grab it when you're led away, naked and collared into a graveyard.

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>>6083576
Dicks are fucking fantastic.
Who cares why, just stick them in all the places

>>6083608
I'm a newfag I didn't realize how cute most of the trips are

>>6083619
pleb trying to look exasperated and angry looks objectively cute

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>>6083615
He does
>>6083621
Well...maybe it's for the best I'm kidnapped

>>6083579
>tfw

>>6083593
I'd be likely to consent if he lived anywhere close ;_;

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>>6083619
I dooon't.

>>6083621
Don't think saying I look like a man and that i'm ugly and fat is too far when it's all true.

Way worse to get hugboxed and people saying I pass as an ugly girl.

>>6083604
It only works if you have a convincing girlmode though

>>6083604
i drew a drag king beard on myself and smashed the windows on a car that kept parking in front of my house (i had to pay to use a bloody parking lot because my space was always gone. cheeky cunt with a bmw. got right on my tits)

>>6083608
you had it coming

>>6083621
Im playing str8 up bandit mode as long as I got quadbike. I cant risk venturing into cities leaving my quad alone. I camp outside the airfield and try to to pop people heading back after looting.

But yeah im p sure that quadbikes gone tomorrow, you can only hide it so much. At least the fags had a bunch of spare parts in it as well as a loaded M16 so im armed to the teeth.

>>6083576
tfw you touch your girlfriend's penis with your penis

How are all of you lovely ladies tonight?

>>6083629
No red ur fun please don't get kidnapped - unless the 'nappers still let you post here.
>>6083619
SAVED! This is adorable!
>>6083638
I don't know you, but lying to hons is one thing and having enough empathy to not be labelled autistic is another. It doesn't ALL have to be bullying you know.
>>6083644
Lol, gg

>>6083646
I just drank a bunch of irsish cream and made some great chicken, so I'm pretty good

>>6083645
who are you?

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>first year I've been living by myself
>grandparents/parents have split custody over me
>leave parents because physical abuse
>leave grandparents because they wouldn't understand and I don't bother them with gay shit
>get phone call from parent today threatening that i have betrayed family by leaving/being a faggot because sister is a snitch
>threatening to come to my current location and kill everyone I am living with

should i suicide?

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>>6083512
This is creepy
>>6083509
NooooOOOO

>>6083646
Fucking ecstatic!

>>6083619
*SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!~*

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>>6083596
I mean I'm still fairly new, I sort of won the general's heart with my expansive bird folder and made quite a lot of friends

And I can see that, I am a dominant person but my lovin' is on reserve
>>6083632
>tfw 2400 miles away
>tfw can't simply walk into canada without an assload of paperwork
ha ha ha this sucks

>>6083658
Get a gun and call the cops

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>>6083646
Thinking of playing Russian roulette by myself

>>6083658
You should tell him that you recorded the call and that you sent it to the police. Record his response. And then actually report him to the police. Also get a gun/knife.

>>6083665
you seem pretty charming :)

Bah, I shall continue my search for dominant cock elsewhere! Who has won your affections~?

>>6083666
>that advice
>666
oh god

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>>6083659
why do yo urub a kid's pikachu stuffed animal on ur dick and ass so mcuh

>>6083651
I don't know. I'd probably be into being kidnapped

How would y'all kidnap me?

>>6083646
Pretty good. My ex's brother's name is greg so I'm now officially reading all your posts in his voice. How does that make you feel?

>>6083658
how about you call him again and ask him to say it again and record it on somebody else's phone so you have evidence to take to the police

Jesus christ I probably have enough evidence of stuff I could put my dad behind bars if I wanted to, the only reason I don't go to the cops is because it'd harm my mum and sister more than him atm, the moment circumstances change I'm following it up

>>6083673
>try not to laugh
>laugh a lot

>>6083678
WEW LAD
E
W

L
A
D

>>6083674
Also, yeah, this, get a machete or something longer off the dark web or if you're physically able make one yourself like one of my mates did. Knives = no sound = you seem more likely to use it. Guns for show, knives for a pro.

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>>6083627
it really isn't. it's obvi a man in that vid.
>>6083638
yeah you do.
>>6083651
why
>>6083662
??
>>6083673
can i join you?

tinychat com therapedungeon

theres only chasers here its like a proto-trans hatchery. o'brien is already snapping and has ordered HRT from ihp.

I'm a big slut and I want all of your dicks inside of me

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>>6083675
Th-thanks

I mean I live in the middle of nowhere so it's not like it would have happened anyway desu

Also no one yet, I'm gay as fuck and want to save myself

>>6083691
>o'brien is already snapping and has ordered HRT from ihp.
I've missed everything, just kill me already.

>>6083680
Because i dont know how to get off

>>6083681
Honestly Red that's kind of too open a question unless you're talking about someone who really knows you, there's too many variables. Like, when I was telling one of my friends how I'd do it back in college, I'd known her for 8 years already so I knew the layout of her house, how long the bus took to take her from college to back home, etc. It's kind of a case-by-case thing.

also
>tfw stoned

>>6083408
i want the opposite!

i would like a gf who pretends she's hella manly but in reality is not really manly at all
it would be my duty to transition her, but also secretly be the stronger of the two ;)

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>>6083694
>stutter typing
are you as awkward as the other birds I know~?

the other birds all live in bumfuck nowhere too, where are you?

>gay
R I P

>>6083692
Hi islaaaaaaa
How's uou?

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>tfw I have the cutest nicest wifu who always makes me feel the best every day
>tfw you made her blush while eating pocky on cam today and it was really cute

>>6083691
oh my god are you serious
describe, to us, the revelation of o'brien via the hallowed medium of greentext

>>6083690
>it's obvi a man in that vid.
You legit look like some of the women in my extended family.

>>6083691
lmao

>>6083694
If you're so gay why do you keep flirting with trans girls so much :^)

>>6083665
>tfw no bird folder with which to win the general's heart

>>6083704
>gay
He didn't mean it that way.

>>6083690
>it's obvi a man in that vid.
A prepubescent boy maybe.

>>6083700
why won't yo ugive me your skype and I can show you how, if you don't mind black guys

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>>6083704
I live in Mississippi, and I'm not gay haha

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>>6083686
The laughter is dead

>>6083690
Come join

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>>6083704
He was posting birds, should have given away the gay.

>>6083684

yea as much as I hate what my dad has done to me I'd rather we just go our own ways rather than get the cops involved. I've tried that route once it was awful and put our relationship in a bad place.

Why do dads have to be so shitty... Good luck in getting your dad to jail if thats what you need to be safe though

>>6083712
how so, then?

>>6083716
Awww, that sucks ._. everyone lives in the states...

>>6083717
o-oh sorry

>>6083681
They have a service for that in like, detroit. Look 'em up.
I'd probably hire them to deliver you to me and hold you ransom against your owner. >:D
>>6083688
It looks like growing up with psychodad taught you some useful skills o.o Thanks Robin :3
>>6083690
I mean, I can tell that there are boyish features there, but you look overall like a girl, and the mannish features just look like they're part of a girl's face, if that makes sense. Also, your expressions were the cutest.

GEM
POST SOMETHING PLEASE
I'm worried :c

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>>6083718
You're posting anime girls, it gives away the trans

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>>6083726
Liking anime girls and wanting to be one is what seperates you and I Elanna.
And your communism.

>>6083726
different, anime girls is always trannies whereas the birds I know are not all universally gay or straight

>>6083729
kek

>be chaser
>not even a hint of trans
>start hanging around transpeople
>they try to convince me i'm trans
>it's like 24/7 onslaught
>start questioning
this is just me imagining things, is it not?
you can't be 'made' trans can you?

>>6083715
If only you were real

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>>6083709
H-hey you know what I meant, and I've only been flirting with you lately ya frickin dongus
>>6083710
BUILD ONE
>>6083721
>overseas
yeah then rip

>>6083719
>implying that your father threatening to kill people you know because of your gender identity is a relationship in a good place

>>6083721
Like, I don't know: "I'm gay because I want to save my penis virginity like a gay ass nigga"

He's pan.

>>6083731
You can be made a chaser by sexualizing your repression

>>6083732
im real but only when you're asleep. kinda like freddy krueger

>>6083690
i legit think you're beautiful
you're so aesthetic, i want to paint you

>>6083512
Yo, I swear to god oddish is the trans benjamin button how does she look so drastically more manly over time I am so mindfucked

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>>6083736
My father should've killed me when he was still alive

>>6083731
You can't be given gender dysphoria except in like unwilling surgery/medication/parental abuse cases. /mtfg/ can't turn you into something you aren't already deep in your heart.

tfw mentally ill

>>6083733
I-I'm Canadian

>>6083738
hot, and I'm just retarded ._.

KILL YOURSELF YOU FAG THERE ARE ONLY 2 GENDERS

>>6083757
okay

>>6083746
He should have killed me when I was still alive tbdesu

>>6083732
If only the black guy posting your nudes and porn videos were real
are all trips insane

>>6083748
>>6083757
Welcome home.

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>>6083757
You are cute!

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>>6083729
But maybe you do want to be one, I just gotta keep pestering you about it or else I'll fall back into old habits and start flirting with you again.

>>6083731
This gives me an idea for a game. You gotta chase the trans girls but avoid their constant attempts to get you on hormones. If you get tranny'd you lose :^)

>>6083733
I know but I'm bullying u ya dingus :^)

>>6083723
you can even buy them online in the UK
https://www.coldsteel-uk.com/store/Slant-Tip-Machete.html
£20- that's a lot cheaper than a gun and takes a lot less training to use, with greater intimidation factor
guns are largely for paranoid idiots, knives are for hacking people up if they try and nick your furniture or attack you over trans shit

>>6083742
It so happens I'm sleepy right now!

>>6083767
>get tranny'd
>lose

ridiculous :^)

>>6083736

yeaa guess i couldve worded that better. Now that the cats out of the bag I can only see things getting worse. Dont know if I want him or me gone more! Dads are leeches of life and love

I'm genuinely curious. Is misgendering a big deal or is that a tumblr thing. The only trans people I've met or dealt with have also been from that crowd so I wanted to ask here. Is it something that is a big deal when done deliberately or accidentally or just an annoyance like being called a fag or a nigger?

>>6083655
im new here!

>>6083733
>BUILD ONE
/mtfg/ already has a resident bird spammer though

>>6083731
A lot of people who are chasers turn out to be deeply repressed trannies, see: Dakota (kiwi), a lot those /pol/ anons, etc.

>>6083740
it's not really sexual though
i wanted a trans gf so i could protect her from mean society and her own internal mean thoughts
and then we could cuddle and listen to bad music together

>>6083747
but i was pretty confident i wasn't before though
it wasn't something i was on the fence about

>>6083767
>idea for a game
i reckon i'd be terrible at that :p
but i can see the potential

>>6083780
I'm sorry, bird avatarfag

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>>6083772
see you soon

>>6083768
Can't you like, only have that in ur house tho? And I've heard about brits getting jail time for shooting (and not even killing) criminals trespassing on their land and fucking with their fences. Would it be that different for hacking up a hajabi in your house?

>>6083757
>i wanted a trans gf so i could protect her from mean society and her own internal mean thoughts
>tfw no bf doing this
>if i had one he'd probably end up tranny anyway

>>6083757
yes there is, you are right. and trans women are women. you fucking donut

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Goood morning!
Whats up today mtfg?

>>6083775


>>6083777
I don't give a shit what people call me or see me as as long as it's not "an abomination we should refuse jobs and housing to", senpai

mostly I just want to be able to wake up and look in the mirror and not feel like taking my face off my skull with a sandgrinder, that's what being trans is to me. gender dysphoria.
stop hanging around tumblr so much lol

>tfw you get out of your first shower in 1.5 weeks

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>>6083790
Tfw Robert England passes better than me>

>>6083777
Lucky trips
It's a painful thing but if you're not a child in an adult body you learn to deal with it. If done deliberately it's probably being done by an asshole, so it's not like it'd surprise anyone.

>>6083731
I don't understand the whole 'chaser means tranny' thing.
There are people who are attracted to the blind. Doesn't mean they are transvisionimpared. You wouldn't see blind people trying to get them to gouge their eyes out.

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>>6083783
>i wanted a trans gf so i could protect her from mean society and her own internal mean thoughts
asl?

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>>6083753
Oh neat, I plan on moving there some day
>pan virgin
>hot
weirdo
>>6083767
d-don't bully me I'm not a dingus ya blockhead
>>6083787
you are forgiven

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>>6083777
It makes me want to die very frequently honestly

>>6083779
ooooh~

>>6083797
I got my meds all switcheroo'd!!

>>6083801
saved

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After lurking in the past 5 threads i think what transbians want, is a strong man to hold them, and give them the fucking of their lives. All of you secretly want to be cock sluts, I read all your confession posts.

>>6083779
Heya newbie! How are you?
>>6083783
Repression is strong, it can even fuck with your memories you know? Not like memories aren't terribly malleable things on their own even without repression.
>>6083792
eternal suffering.
>>6083797
Good morning!

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>>6083800
ew ew ew?
hope you like waxed and shaved while at it

>>6083804
58 M Florida
where you at bby gurll?

>>6083808
>all switcheroo'd!!
like took wrong meds or such? D: yaiks

>>6083806
Oh cool, whatever for? And where in Canada exactly?

Oh, virgin?? How old are you?

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>>6083767
Im gonna smoke my joint now and go to sleep, not much of a reply but I figured id let ya know I read it.

>>6083818
No, as in--well, I guess 200mg of Spiro is kind of the wrong meds - I got my E dose up from 1mg to 2mg and switched to 50mg of cyrpo!! :D

>>6083777
it feels like being slapped. if its done by someone who doesn't know you're trans then fair enough thats your problem. if people know, if other people gender you correctly, if people who you don't know gender you correctly and people do it out of old habit, laziness, stupidity or malice... those people get a slap back

it hurts and can spoil my day. maybe im sensitive, maybe figuring out and fighting my identity, maybe because i have more biological reason to be defensive over my womanhood idk. but it hurts

>>6083801
Hooray for living in such a paranoid and bigoted world that I get called a degenerate simply for existing and I'm afraid to use public restrooms at all

>>6083800
Oh my gosh, congrats on getting a shower but I'm super sorry that you're in a situation where you didn't get one for over a week, like, wow :c
>>6083803
Because being blind has nothing to do with gender or sexuality, what even is this?

>>6083731
I don't know about being turned trans from that, but it's probably possible to start wanting to be trans since you have so many people telling you that they think you're trans and things would be better if you accepted that and lived how they want you to live. It's kind of a weird reverse of the pressure most of us faced to be cis growing up, actually. It's not surprising that them doing that to you is messing with your head.

(That said, there's nothing wrong with questioning; whatever you find out about yourself in the process, it will probably be useful to know.)

>>6083791
Yeah only on private property is the rule

Regarding the legality of attacking intruders in the UK, 'reasonable force' is permitted, but as long as the harm is done in self-defence, you get automatic benefit of the doubt from the court as to whether the amount of force you used was reasonable

https://www.cps.gov.uk/publications/prosecution/householders.html

>>6083818
Yeah I was gross. I had legbeard too. Gone now.
>>6083826
It was out of laziness

>>6083777
If you're doing it deliberately it's an annoyance, like being called a fag.
Being misgendered by strangers is basically just a sign of not passing though. The words people use aren't what hurts in that case, it's the knowledge that you don't pass that hurts.

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>>6083819
My best friend and really the majority of my good friends are from Canada.

Yeah, I'm 22 :^)

>>6083830
That's kinda weird imo, not like the laws near me are much better... I mean, don't we have the right to defend ourselves regardless of whether we're in a dark alleyway or in our own home? Our life is our life and our property is our property :/
>>6083831
*spanks u*
Dirty girl >:c

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>>6083820
Sleep tight hammers

>>6083818
E-ew ;~;

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>>6083783
H..hi

>>6083804
>asl
not canada
sorry elanna ;_;

>>6083841
hey!
that picture is adorable btw

>>6083837
*poops* her pants

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>>6083823
Ohhh!! Jei C:
I had 200mg of spiro too for a year, it worked at first but it started being useless-ish, like it worked but not efficiently enough.

50mg cypro now also o/

>>6083831
good job <: must feel much nicer now
depression sucks but try to not let it break the routines~ :x

>>6083838
>E-ew ;~;
Hey dont you ew at me!
Im all the safety you need bb

>>6083834
Come to ontario!!

Oh wow, you don't get out much do you~?

>>6083794
but titch what about the nonbinaries, like my literal closest friend of over a decade who experiences intense, life-ruining dysphoria over some sex characteristics they have but not others?

>>6083800
trip on muff

>>6083775
get on that shit and fuck him over big time, you don't owe him anything and he doesn't deserve you

>>6083825
>>6083801
>mfw actually disabled
>mfw I can use the disabled toilets everywhere without anyone batting an eyelid at it because I move like a schizo cripple

https://discord.gg/0jCp5pochwwEsCxy

get in dat voice chat

>>6083855
What's a Jei :3

I got switched from it after like four months of spiro, so it was probably good to :)

Awesome, what's your E dose like and how long have you been on it?

>>6083858
I am a trip but not muff

>>6083868
its a dumb mongol way of trying to say yay

>>6083855
I'm beginning to suspect that you're not actually in your 50s, male, or in California
In fact I'm beginning to suspect you're from Finland, are you trying to ruse me?

>>6083843
They never are ;~;
O-oh well

>>6083709
>>6083723
i dunno, i don't see it.
>>6083714
>that lower face
>that brow bone
yeah, no.
>>6083717
only if it's 6 in the chamber and i go first.
>>6083743
idgi.