MTFG /mtfg/ translady general - Welcome back Trashy edition

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i have never seen Die Hard and apparently i looked pretty bad a year ago

my new trip won't work.
:(

>>6082261
get out

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transbian thread btw
straights get out
kill all men desu
valerie solanas is my waifu

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>tfw can't hold the one i love

4th for good old fashioned dicking

>>6082297
what are you trying to get?
>>6082299
uou're waifu a shit
>>6082302
but you're 6th...

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>>6082228

>>6082302
o no ):

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>>6082301

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>>6082264
Thanks.

>>6082296
I am but i'll always look like a man.

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Special Doggo Appreciation Hour

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>>6082302
always good desu

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>>6082282
That sounds amazing anon.
I wish it were real.

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>>6082277
ahhh
sry too drunk

>>6082317
don't give up hope
there's always time for our love
im going to dream of you now,
goodnight<3

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the dent in the wall in my peripheral vision is starting to crawl around and it's scaring me
>>6082322
it's k

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CFH needs to update this.

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>>6082317

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How much does an orchi cost?

>>6082330
Can't we agree to never, ever post that again?

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>>6082325
Goodnight anon, rest well

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hi mtfg

>back on e again

>>6082315
congrats on the orchi!

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>>6082330
I wouldn't

>>6082330
she's off to get srs soon
I guess she's too busy preparing stuff rn
>>6082338
why ?

>>6082336
craft knife
isopropyl alcohol
surgical needle
suture thread
good luck

>>6082338
jealous?

>>6082333
Nice trips, also, saved

>>6082341
Yay

>>6082336
Depends, highly. I used to hear quotes around 1k for some urologists, and then Bowers charged like 3 grands and asked you to jump through the same hoops as for srs.

>>6082346
Disturbed.

>>6082355
Acknowledged.

>>6082345
It's about time.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DO6LJUyNA0M

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>>6082349
Have another Pikachu.

my boobs hurt

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>>6082361
FAKE

>>6082363
my cock stiffens

>>6082314
wb!

>>6082360
although i'm not quite sure what the monetary value of good luck is
>>6082361
this is a pikachu i want to catch
>>6082363
mine feel significantly better since i started wearing a sports bra

>>6082372
I mainly only said that to post the song.

Don't do it yourself, that would be borderline insane.

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>>6082361
Ty anon
In return here's a hot dude

>>6082382
yeah no i can't recommend performing surgery on oneself
bad idea

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>>6082383
That guy can't act if his life depended on it. At least Chris Evans has Snow Piercer and Playing It Cool under his belt.

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>>6082398
Chris has a lot more going on than a few films

>>6082398
Fair, but I don't think he's hot because of his acting ability, just look at those abs. ;~~~~;

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>>6082363
>tfw boobs never hurt
I am such a fucking hon kill me

this dent in the wall beside me won't stay still and i'm really getting concerned

>>6082413
he does have a great body *_*
>there are people in this thread who don't admire that bod

>>6082410
Hemsworth, more like MHMMMsworth

>>6082411
Oh derpanna... you can't jeopardize your integrity over abs.

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I am going to become an emo edgelord. It seems like a pretty good strategy to hide HRT and shit.

>"anon why are you painting your nails? "
>it's because I'm emo, silly

>"anon why is your hair so long?"
>it's because I'm emo, silly

>"anon why do you wear eyeliner? "
>it's because I'm emo, silly

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>tfw you aren't going to transition because you are a pervert and you don't wanna drag down more legitimate transwomen

>>6082427
do it you brown-haired faggot

>>6082427
I wouldn't go emo cause its not 2008 and you're not 13 but you can do all of that cause you want not cause you're emo.

>>6082330
I remember seeing her early timeline back in the day before she disappeared and repressed I guess
but I just remember thinking I wish I could transition

>>6082428
A G P
G
P

>>6082428
just do it luser

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>>6082363
My nips have been hurting, bewbs here I come

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>>6082428
>tfw cant transition because too manly so ill to be neet for the rest of my life and use escapism every day all day

>>6082424
Idk, they're some pretty great abs..
I'd jeopardize my integrity just a little if I could fall asleep with my head resting on those, although a Chris Evans is fine too.

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>>6082451
>tfw your best friend doesn't have rock-hard movie star abs but he's beautiful in his own gaunt way and lets you rest your head on his chest when you're upset

>>6082443
repost pics from last thread :^)

>>6082451
>when a guy holds you in bed and you feel his breaths and heart beat and body
o god

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this is for your own good

>>6082466
orchie pics? I'm not posting those here again

>>6082467
>when he talks and the voice vibrates in his chest

>>6082448
this is me desu

>manly body
>lazy
>poor in a place where you almost have higher odds of winning in gambling
>finished puberty
>little-to-no motivation
>would be unsure anyway
>don't have a stereotypically 'feminine personality'

the fucking worst thing is how i'm surrounded by people who would be upset if i was to kill myself --so that is out of the question

>>6082428
if you look good nobody cares you're a pervert, if you're a hon nobody cares you're trutrans

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>>6082467
>>6082476
double perfection

>>6082478
>poor in a place where you almost have higher odds of winning in gambling
than getting a job
fuck
i can't even shitpost right

>>6082482
quality meme angie

>>6082451
Gdi ;~;

>>6082461
I know this feel, it's a good one.

>>6082476
i love that...
>when be wraps his arms around you and is the big spoon and completely encompasses you and everything feels perfect

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>>6082478
I'm just too deep in the neet life and I look very very male, if I didn't look so male I could probably pass.

>tfw supportive parents and stuff but still fail to transition
I'm useless

>>6082488
>gdi
Misquote >>6082467

>>6082486
But it's true...

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>>6082476
>>6082467

>when you've never had a bf ;~;

>>6082486
lel im not angie

>>6082478
>>6082485
*hugs both of you*
For the first anon, transitioning is a pretty strong motivator, just watch out for the period between starting spiro and starting E, because you lose a lot of energy in that time. Go for it, what's the worst that could happen, you develop gender dysphoira? Just stop the pills at that point! Good luck anon one!
For the second anon, this was a great shitpost, don't put yourself down! I was totally triggered to the point that I had to post a reply, so you're doing great!

>>6082493
You'll get there. The loneliness gets heavy at times, I know.

>>6082490
You 'mones yet? If so, give them time to finish their work or seek ffs. Giving up is silly~

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>>6082489
>tfw unsure about your gender
>tfw like guys this way
>tfw you just want someone to sweep you off your feet and explain the world and yourself to you

>>6082280
So dollface just broke up with faye.

>>6082505
you're a tranny bb

how much would jaw+chin reconstruction cost on average? i'm hopeless without it...

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hehe

http://www.strawpoll.me/10050135

http://www.strawpoll.me/10050135

http://www.strawpoll.me/10050135

>>6082505
sometimes you need someone to give you perspective and make things clear. i hope you find someone special anon. there's a lot of guys out there

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>>6082505
>tfw you just want someone to sweep you off your feet and explain the world and yourself to you

>>6082511
really? i gave them
1 month at the very least

Are symmetric insertions important for abs? Are my abs ugly if they're not perfectly symmetrical? Are they more clocky that way?

>>6082505
to be fair that's a perfectly reasonable way to feel
being submissive in intimate situations is not an inherent statement of your gender and no matter who you are, you'll always be yourself
good luck anon <3

>>6082505
It's not easy to get to know yourself, but you'll have a far easier time of it than anyone else will. One easy way to test your gender is to start hormones and see if you get dysphoria from it. If you do, stop them, you're cis. If you don't, congrats, you're trans.
>>6082511
S-shitposting?
>>6082518
>http://www.strawpoll.me/10050135
Yay frogpoll ^.^

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>>6082504
Only three years hrt ~~;)

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>>6082451

>>6082499
those were both the same person
i was just like issuing a correction

>getting hormones
that's not gonna happen
my parents already support me too much
i'm not gonna make them fork out even more to support my lazy arse

>>6082490
that sounds harder than i've got it tbdesu
i can sometimes blame my environment for my failure
>i'm useless
that's silly talk, anon

>>6082533
you've been gone so long people can't recognize you anymore

>>6082514
15-20k

>>6082330
Wow, goes to show with time and effort (and probably starting younger than 30) anybody can pass with basics.

>>6082533
Go for ffs then! That is, if you really do need it, and there's not other things you could do instead like lose/gain weight or check that you're on the right dosage.
>>6082536
Oh. Uhh, that's my foot in my mouth then, lol. *hugs singular you*

>have strong feelings of quitting transition these days
>cant because i grew boobs much faster than i thought i would and i dont want to be just a guy with boobs
i fucked up thinking i could just try it for a while to see how i liked it

>>6082548
trip on faye

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>>6082476
>>6082467
>tfw he takes out out shopping all day
>tfw he takes you out for a comfy patio dinner on the river
>tfw you drink codeine in bed and watch anime together
>tfw you fall asleep with him while looking out the window at the eiffel tower
>tfw you wake up and he says "good morning princess"
>tfw you do it all over again the next day


me in a month desu

>>6082543
yeah im never getting this money im going to blow my BRAINS out

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>>6082511

lying is a sin, anon.

>>6082489
Sigh....

My entire life has been watching and reading about others having love. I don't even know if it's a real thing anymore./


Just a story I read about but can never live. I can't wait t die.

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>>6082535
>tfw Chris Evans will never laugh hysterically at your ugly boyface

>>6082548
it's always people like this who have the boob genetics

my best friend is watching monday night raw with someone else and i can't decide if i should stay in this cafe and shitpost all night or if i should go home and take a nap or something
i'm also open to non-nap suggestions of things to do at home
please post your (you)s to this address with your name and number so i can call you back for quality control purposes

>>6082553
Nobody can laugh at your boyface elanna.
[spoiler]it doesn't exist[/spoiler]

>>6082551
#rekt

>>6082531
>start hormones
>tfw way to busy to ever try this

>>6082521
>tfw never tried dating because academics and career more important
>tfw beginning to regret the lack of self-focus

>>6082529
>tfw appreciate the thought

>>6082554
im sitting here with obvious b cups and i just want off this crazy ride but im stuck

>>6082553
Chris Evans wouldn't laugh at you. You're a nerd just like him.

>>6082500
thanks :/

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>>6082559
>>tfw appreciate the thought
iunno how to react
um
um
thanks, i put a lot of thought into that
and i do think that the most important part of being yourself is to be yourself so hopefully you can figure that out soon and goodluck

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>>6082476
>>6082489
I'll never have a bf
I'm going to die alone

>>6082545
>>6082536
Also, it has nothing to do with supporting your lazy arse, and everything to do with getting you the help you need. Even if you have to go through slow-ass insurance-covered means instead of self-medding, hormones are important for your health!
>>6082548
It's probably just repression, don't give in. You've already got the boobs, so why not go all the way?
>>6082552
It's a real thing, and it's kind of a sucky thing when you refer to romantic love, but it can be good while you have it. Go out and grab some for yourself, even if you're a hon there's honlove out there for you!
>>6082556
Go home and fuck your roomie/whoever they have over.

>>6082561
So remove them. Like that one anon from /femgen.

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>>6082536
>tfw can only blame myself and if I wasn't such a useless retard I could probably even pass with this barely human face

>>6082541
How sad

>tfw when you're in the kitchen cooking dinner together and he picks you and up and props you against the wall and you wrap your legs around his torso and arms around his neck and and make out
@_@ why do I have to be recovering at my parents house I wanna go home
>>6082559
find someone. I found mine in uni
>>6082552
I'm sorry anon. dating is hard I got lucky. I'd be lost too probably

>>6082576
>I could probably even pass
told you bb

its ok im a useless retard too

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>>6082574
i live with my parents though

>>6082559
What do you mean too busy, you're not using your mouth *all* the time when you're awake, right? Doesn't take long to swallow a pill and let the other dissolve under your tongue.
>>6082579
Go home then silly~

>>6082584
Completely misread your post~
Please don't fuck your parents~
Go to your friend's place and fuck them.

>tfw no gf

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I emailed suporn about a thing and got a response, i figured id post it here for you people. almost uploaded it to ifunny for the watermark but decided against it

>>6082557
I'm not going to go there again because this is really retreading old ground, but at least for me it exists.

>>6082563
But he's an attractive nerd, there's a difference ;_;

>>6082564
Aspiring. I'm not that good at it.

>>6082595
Delete!

>>6082596
>tfw no bf

>>6082591
but we already did a scientific study on whether we should engage in intimate romantic || sexual behavior and decided that we should not

>>6082595
JUST
>>6082585
it's dead week for him at uni and I'm not too mobile for a while and our apartment is 5 hours away bleh

>>6082579

>>6082601
*gf

people make this typo a lot

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>>6082583
I'm just saying me two years ago could probably have passed, there's worse faces out there but I need to fix myself so badly.

Just wanna lose weight so I can try to go fulltime without looking like a retarded hon but it takes so long and i'm impatient and I just want to have a life.

kill me

>>6082567
Ideas of self fulfillment have screwed me mentally

>>6082579
Finished with uni.

>>6082585
The stress and subsequent consequences would screw with my current schedule too much, I'm quite sure. Maybe I'll save up some holidays and take a month off or so.

>>6082597
>tfw surgical procedures genuinely make me feel sick
i can't get srs or orchi because even the thought makes me weak
can someone break into my house and do it while i sleep?

>>6082603
>tfw bro has stressed>
>tfw wanna talk with him

>>6082575
i've considered this, but it would look weird
>>6082574
it probably is, honestly im most likely just scared
the person im with right now has much more interest in me in a boy than as a girl, no matter how much they try to force themselves to accept the new me
i think i just need someone to be love and accept me as a girl to help me do that for myself

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>>6082595

>>6082622
jc

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>>6082597
>small penis is approximately 1 inch flaccid
>mfw
>>6082608
>that show youve been meaning to watch
boku no pico?
>>6082612
it's not a fulfillment thing it's an identity thing
you have to come to an understanding with yourself about who it is that you are
>>6082622
bitch certainly doesn't belong in a women's room

>>6082598
>but at least for me it exists
It's the official position of the Clandestine Unofficial Elanna Internet Fan Club that it doesn't.
We have an (disorganised) archive with documented proof, as well.

>>6082622
please tell me this is real

>>6082622
hi faye

>>6082627

it's awful and i'm going to hell for it but i screamed so loud when i saw it

>>6082638

oh, but it is

>>6082645

no this is edie

>>6082622
dlete ThIS
https://clyp.it/vdqad1uk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ps0UodUr_pM

>unable to cry

RAGE IT IS THEN. Let's fuckinh snap my neck on the benchpress shall we. HAAHAHAHAHAAH

>>6082428
That was one of my justifications for not transitioning, part of why I took so long to start; don't be a fucking idiot, you're not helping anyone by repressing.

>>6082574
>Even if you have to go through slow-ass insurance-covered means instead of self-medding, hormones are important for your health!
That's why I stressed 'lazy'.
I'm too lazy to deal with that sort of shit.
Just because I *should* doesn't mean I will.

>>6082652
Shut up Spartan.

>>6082648
same tho >.>

>>6082653
how are you anon?

>>6082652
ur crazy lady... take ur fuckin spiro

>>6082666
Make me Anon. MAKE ME

>>6082622
savage

>>6082632
>tfw your gf is one inch flaccid and barely even fits in her chastity cage
truly the truest of trans

>>6082687
ew

>>6082687
don't post this shit here

>>6082682
>chastity cage
fetshit ples go

>>6082687
T.T

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>>6082687
I was just admitted to the University Honours programme!
Thanks, anon!

>>6082687
:' (

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Fucking triggered

>>6082699
this isnt a NSFW board btw. so enjoy the ban, cya.

>>6082672
?

I'm fine, but did you mean to reply to someone else?

RREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>6082700
No problem.

>>6082702
>filename
women are allowed to show their midriff and men aren't?

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>>6082687
BUT YPU LNOW WHAT I CAN HAVE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pz9ZMD9KFNg

I CAN HAVE MY POWER BACK. I CAN CANCEL THIS CATABOLISM. I CAN BECOME EVEN STRONGER. I can temper my rage ON MYSELF WVEN ANGRIER, EVEN MORE BIGGER. EVEN MORE OF A BULLY. INDTIMIDATING THE DYEL SKINNY FAGGOTS WHO I COULD RIP. IN TWO.

BECAUSE I WOLL WNEVE HAVE THESE TBINGS. ALL I HAVE IS SPARTAN. That ALL I EVER WILL BE

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>>6082710
its ok

>>6082716
>maddie will never headpat you

alright iunno if i'm going home but i have to get up and walk around or i'll explode

>>6082712
It's more about the size difference.

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>>6082709
I, uh feel fine too.

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hmm

>>6082723
women have larger breasts than men?

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>>6082716
>tfw Maddie headpat

>>6082721
>one half of head shaved
no, it's not

>>6082730
Is this a ladyboy?

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>>6082725
Are you sure?

>>6082608
gem why are you deleting all your posts >~<

-pees everywhere-

>>6082730
tfw soon

>>6082730
why are you doing this to me

have I wronged you in some way

Oryx. Skype.

>>6082734
it's me
>>6082714
girl i bet i could kick ur butt

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>>6082736
i shuld sleep and wake up to a bettr tomorrow

>>6082739
*licks it up desu*

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>>6082742

>>6082746
Oryx.

who wants to fight

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>>6082746
Well, you're mistyping things so maybe you are really tired; get some sleep?

>>6082754
I'll fight you

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>>6082738
I dont know what you're talking about

>>6082754
i'm a lover not a fighter

mostly a crier though

>>6082754
Ur dad

>>6082754
What about that biker gang you were talking about?

>>6082754
beat me up I deserve it

>tfw my cuddly hitler cat is 18 next month
>tfw probably going to have to come out in a few months because I'm getting the "you're obviously a tranny" look from strangers and cypro is making my tits grow like fucking balloons again
>tfw if my coming out goes particularly badly I may never see him again
;-; fuck
I wanted to be there for him

>>6082467
>>6082476
>>6082489
THESE FEELS <3
I KNOW THEM

>>6082550
oh my god if there's one thing that HRT did change about my personality it's that romantic feels like this did nothing for me before but now asdfghjkl oh my god

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>>6082754
ill beat the breaks off u

>>6082664
Get somebody to threaten you into it or something then, I dunno >~< Get job maybe? Or are you in a trap where you can't do anything because dysphoria including fixing dysphoria?

>>6082763
you either have to stop or give me money for srs your choice

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>>6082764
>romantic fee

>>6082755

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>>6082745
OH YOU THINK SO. SPARTAN CANT BE FIXED. I CANT EVER BE WHO I WANT. SO I MAY AS WELL BE THE BEST AT WHAY I HATE BEING

SPARTAN IS FOREVER FUCKINGFUCKED

AND STUCK LIKE THIS FOREVR .

OH DONT MIND ME JUST CONSUMING MORE OROTWIN POWDER SND COMSUMING RED MEAT IN THE HOPES OF ONE DAY HABING A HEART ATTACK LIKE ZYZZ

best I CAN FUCKING HOPE FOR NOW.

>>6082754
I'll fight you but only if you win and beat me to death

>>6082764
Why is it a problem to grow boobs, do you live somewhere where that's something that people would pick fights with you about or something? I'm not saying that you shouldn't come out but if you don't want to now for reasons why couldn't you postpone?

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I was sitting in my car and decided to try taking a selfie and it turned out really cute but if you look closely you can see the reflection of me holding my phone in two hands in my sunglasses and it looks a lot less cool

>>6082782
WILL SOMEOME JUST FUCKING SHOOT ME

>>6082780
Fuck you have smooth skin. Like wtf. Your chest. No hairs.

Hnnnng.

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>>6082757
do you follow him on tumblr or did you just find that image randomly?

>>6082764
Glad your hormones are doing their job, and I hope that coming out goes well for you Robin ^-^

Meanwhile I just realized that I missed my business law exam on friday by sleeping in, and my professor says he might not be able to let me make it up. Considering suicide.

>>6082785
>I was sitting in my car

i want a car ;__;

Can I take stuff like clonezepam before thermolysis, to decrease the emotional stress, and maybe prevent myself from developing PTSD from it?
Seriously, I'm already scared of having to go through this, if I have to do this 10-20 times of what I've already done, I'm going to develop PTSD.

>>6082635
But I thought the archive had a lot of very unflattering photos of me ;_;

>>6082787
STOP GETTING OFF ON MY REPRASSIPN FUCKER

>>6082759
lol
>>6082760
im alive until they find me
>>6082768
tfw cornflakes will never keep you as a pet

>>6082795
It's not really my car but my family is relatively wealthy and it's a necessity where I live

>>6082783
Robin's father's a psycho who rips open locked doors and constantly bullied her into repression.
>>6082785
Post it here!
>>6082786
Poke a cop desu
>>6082796
uwotm8

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>>6082786
Same

I think my parents have been outing me to their friends. All of a sudden they know 4+ people with trans kids.
>>6082795
Buy one

>>6082809
no! you buy me one

Oryx pls respond

>>6082805
My hands look dumb though

>>6082805
>uwotm8
Continued acute pain causes emotional and mental stress, if you then repeat this every day, you will most likely develop something like PTSD, or just out right PTSD.

>inb4
>Lol I stepped on a spike before, and I survived that pain
Not comparable, try to step on the spike over and over, for an hour, and you get the idea.

>>6082802
Are you even trying to hide or are you just gonna let them kill you? What about calling the police and arming yourself?
>>6082809
Interrogate/trick them into admitting it, that's not cool.
>>6082814
That's fine, hands are for holding not for touching your eyeballs.

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>>6082597
>2 inches flaccid
>6 inches erect
>pre-hrt

>>6082805
I got so big I eventually was the one bullying my parents

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>>6082597
>tfw ur doc brings up that ur health issues may be a barrier to major surgeries like u don't already know

>>6082739
>everywhere
that's pretty thorough!

>>6082822
>clonezepam before thermolysis
Was asking about this silly~
>>6082825
Well that's good in that you weren't getting bullied, but no so good in that you're big. Use mones to get small again, at least where muscles are concerned.

Can people give me any information on permanent facial hair removal? I know there is electrolysis and lazer, any suggestions? Share experiences?

How far along in your transition did you start this process?

>>6082834
>Was asking about this silly~
So that I get emotionally numb, and don't develop as much emotional trauma.

>>6082824
Congratulations, you're above average and shrinkage will put you right in the range of average.

>>6082823
i'm just going to let them kill me

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Ples b gentl

>>6082846
What I'm worried about is that the shrinkage will put be in that 1 inch flaccid range.

>>6082842
electrolysis is expensive but best bet

>>6082855
>inb4 >beats

>>6082855
nice/55

>>6082824
i wouldnt worry so much anon. i didnt shrink at all, even after my orchi. and if you do shrink some then youll still be big enough, youre not going to lose an inch and a half

>>6082843
I-I get that the former must be a drug or something, but what's thermolysis, also a drug? Or do you have social anxiety? Or are you going to be walking through a sea of glass? What's gonna cause the trauma that you need to avoid?
>>6082842
Dark hair on light skin is good for laser, dark on dark or light on light is bad for laser.
>>6082849
Don't you dare.

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>>6082855
you really look like the first guy that john mcclane kills in die hard

>>6082855
cute pic

>>6082842
Done IPL, barely removed anything.
Laser is likely only gonna remove 10-15% more, because the hairs aren't cleanly black, but some brown and red in them.

Usually electrolysis is actually thermolysis, which is the least painful technique, also the least effective (quicker treatment time, but much less likely to kill the hair).
Treatment time, for whole beard area, with thermolysis is something like 2-4 years, or longer. Count on 100-400 hours of treatment.

I think you need to be drugged up to get through blend, the most effective version.

>>6082783
see >>6082805
and also, while my uni city is super progressive and is where I want to live, I'm so poor I might not get much say in where I end up after uni. and the town where I come from originally is... well... https://twitter.com/shitipswich

not to mention that I'm the last remaining male heir to a significant branch of a family with a surname shared with less than 5000 people around the world and which is part of a largely endogamic Catholic bloodline

which is to say, when they find out I'm not having kids, they're gonna be pretty pissed off

>>6082846
And I'm curious if they mean normal flaccid or minimum flaccid, because there's quite a difference.

>>6082859
>>6082863

So if I really dark hair on very light skin lazer is solid on that?

tfw your dongs 6 and 1/2 inches and hasnt shrunk at all

>>6082864
Better than looking like Owen Wilson

>>6082842
Quasi-redhead, so like, only electro works for me; it sucks, it comes down to a couple hundred bucks over about a year. The thought of wearing scarves while ft in the summer made me stop so instead I still shave twice a week.

What was killed definitely stayed dead.

>>6082858
As long as you keep getting occasional erections you won't have a lot of shrinkage. Certainly don't expect to halve the size of your penis unless you're doing something stupid like locking yourself in chastity.

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>>6082855
How were the slopes?
Were they radical?

>>6082811
Gotta save for tranny mecca
>>6082824
But that is a good thing
>>6082842
Do laser unless you have ginger/blonde hair. Go to a pro shop. 8 sessions (1.5 months apart) cost me 1600 and I only have a few hairs on my face. Kayla is currently (heh) doing electrolysis because she is ginger. She might be able to help you if you are blonde/ginger. If you have dark hair don't waste your time or money on elextro.
>>6082860
>beats

>>6082863
Thermolysis is gonna cause the trauma.
Feels like getting an injection, and doing that something like 1500 times, over 3 hours, in the face, for 5 days a week.

That's at least the goal, I don't see myself getting through it.

>>6082881
whoops

>>6082876
true
but to be brutally honest with you, as long as your brow isnt bad you just need a lip lift and your nose bridge done

>>6082884

Fuck yeah. Thanks! Lazer it is.

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>>6082884
portland or seattle? i forgot which one ><

also hi <3

>>6082858
Flaccid length isn't the concern though. You'll have more than enough tissue to work with.

>>6082872
>minimum flaccid
A rare, adorable sight.

>>6082869
Oh, and forgot to add.
You will most likely end up with pigmentation issues, and scarring, from electrolysis, especially thermolysis.

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Why does the depression always get worse at night? The later it gets, the more I feel like I want to die.

Fuck it.

Goodnight everyone.

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>>6082889
Laser is best.

>>6082897
everything gets worse at night

>>6082871

>I'm the last remaining male heir to a significant branch of a family with a surname shared with less than 5000 people
Ho boy, I'm dealing with similar stuff, my parents were not happy when I told them I was trans and currently they're acting like I never came out to them. I'm not excited for when they find out I'm sterilizing myself with HRT

>>6082893
Portland. My sister is in mt. Hood already, and my brother will probably move to Oregon as well.
Hi! How's your sack healing?

>>6082899
I want to do that to my everything. Hair killing laser is so much slower.

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>>6082881
What's wrong with looking like or being a snowboarder?
It's better than skiing

>>6082871
I didn't know you were a noblewoman!
>>6082873
... Probably also bad for laser if I'm being honest, but I don't know for sure the contrast might make it work okay.
>>6082875
Do porn?
>>6082885
Oh, that sounds like it sucks... I don't think painkillers would get in the way of that, but you should try something topical like that shit dentists use instead of pills or whatever.

>>6082904
its doing good! also cool i went skiing at mt hood in january. its a good mountain
>>6082906
just take ur grill pills crazy

>>6082906
Same

>>6082873
I'm two sessions in and have almost no patches of hair left with similar hair/skin pigmentation. Plenty of individual hairs all over, and some have gone from black to blonde or even white, but there is a lot less hair there.

>>6082900
Music gets better at night

>>6082911
don't forget to rub your ballsack

>>6082906
Chill out, no sense freaking out over something beyond your control.

>>6082916
true and so does sex

>>6082917
someone else told me that here as well. i cant do that right now but when the stitches dissolve thats when id do it right?

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>>6082906
You'll get it one day. You shouldn't loose hope.

>>6082921
Ask your surgeon. Mine said not to massage because that area heals well enough on its own.

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>>6082888
What's wrong with my nose?

>>6082925
ok will do. my followup is in a few weeks.

>>6082908
>Oh, that sounds like it sucks... I don't think painkillers would get in the way of that, but you should try something topical like that shit dentists use instead of pills or whatever.
Yeah, I read up on it. Oral pain killers don't really work for it, because it's continued acute pain.

Topical stuff doesn't work, it's very minimal difference, and the effects go away after like 15 min.
For dentist stuff it works easier, due to the mouth having mucus instead of skin, the skin shields you from really soaking it in.

>>6082916
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mYKLvYGqaC0

>>6082904
>my brother will probably move to Oregon as well.

wincest when?

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But seriously, I don't look like a girl and I only pass because of boobs and long hair. That's it. My face and body are fuggggggggged :DDDDD


>>6082290
Still doesn't answer how I'm as bad as Kayla. I don't go to /b/ and whip my dick out for everyone

>>6082298
Why?

>>6082486
That isn't me
I hate trutrans crap

>>6082571
Iktf

>>6082595
Me tbqh

>>6082622
My god. There's no breaks on this train

>>6082926
It's rather large, at least it looks that way in the pic

>>6082895
You know how it is... sometimes it's really cold and it'll borrow into itself and the scrotum and you'll just be left with this tiny, coke bottle lid sized nub of folded over penile tissue peeking out. Way less than an inch!

>>6082931
>Still doesn't answer how I'm as bad as Kayla

>>6082842
laser can be more expensive(varies a lot by location, type, and deals) but if you're a good candidate for it with skin/hair type(light skin/dark hair) then it can be quicker than electro especially for wider areas
in my opinion laser is slightly more painful

>>6082935
Iunno maybe it is
I'm gonna stop looking at the picture before I start hating it and myself

>>6082931
>:DDDDD

>>6082937
It doesn't. Sure we're both crazy but she's posting nudes and I'm not

>>6082928
Well, lots of people do it, so I think you can handle it! Good luck finding a drug that works and good luck enduring thermolysis!
>>6082931
>implying it's only boobs and hair

>>6082941
shall i post the screenshots?

>>6082906
Just trans already. You won't ever be cisgirl but transgirl is better than cisman
>>6082911
I love skiing corn. You just became 10x cool. I added 3 tranny points to your card.
>>6082921
You are going to do skin grafts, right? Not much to work with down there...
>>6082930
When he stops feeling the bern.
He's 100% straight and I don't think he'll ever see me as a girl. So probably never.
>>6082943
Do it

>>6082944
i love yoyu

>>6082936
Hehehe, yeah.
When it got like that it was basically the only time when I had something positive to say about my genitals.
>be on LSD
>kinda chilly because bodyload
>go to the bathroom
>see teeny tiny acorn sized thing in the mirror
>"omg! It's adorable!" :DDD

>>6082945
Who are you?

>>6082935
I looked at it from several angles and determined that the reason it looks wide is that my nostrils are weird and my nose is just strangely connected to my face

>>6082944
>When he stops feeling the bern.
>bernie supporter

YUCK

>>6082947
I can snowboard =}

>>6082948
I have this problem also

Take photos from above

Golden rule

>>6082952
But how can I look haughty or disdainful from above?
Those are my only facial expressions and I just look grumpy when I take pictures from above

>>6082946
It's a shame, really. I want very badly to have such a penis to admire, but can't seem to care for it on myself. There's one right there, but it's the wrong one.

>>6082944
yes! skiing is awesome! im not amazing but im pretty good and can go down most runs. i need new skiis though. we should go skiing sometime thatd be so fun ^^

also idk. i might not need skin grafts but my thingy is small... im going to have to go to a consultation and see whats up honestly. im glad i got the orchie though

>>6082799
There are some, but there are also lots of flattering ones!

>>6082958
Just smile desu

>>6082769
>are you in a trap where you can't do anything because dysphoria including fixing dysphoria?
Something like that.

>Get somebody to threaten you into it
I already have friends I don't talk to because they want me to get on with it. I don't want to make it worse ;_;

>>6082769
>a trap where you can't do anything because dysphoria including fixing dysphoria
I hate being in this so much.

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>itterall the worst day ever
>get drunk
>I call all the people I need to call
>feel about drinking because of calories
>still somewhat drunk
>decide to go out for a walk
>decide to not wear a jacket because I lost enough weight I don't need it to cover up fat
>starrt a good jog
>all of a sudden rain comes out of no where
>it doesn't rain in southern california past mid aprail
>no jacket
>no bra on
>walk 2 miles back home because I am afraid of slipping on the trails
>wind starts belowing
>it feels like 40 degree wind
>HAIL
>the sun screen I put on because was sunny starts to get into my eyes and string
>I have to drunkenly walk back home while blind with little bits of hail and rain hit me and wind making me even colder with no bra on and people staring because don't know if I am a boy or girl

that reminds me I need to get my eye brows done and get my hair trimmed.

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>>6082973
How would one claw their way out of this trap? besides manning up that is.

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>>6082951
Snowboards scratch up my race skis on the chairlift :-/ waxroom pic related
>>6082961
Yeah! I can teach you to ski /well/ if you want. I've been skiing since I was 3 and raced competitively for 10 years.

>face++ my picture
"face": [
{
"attribute": {
"age": {
"range": 7,
"value": 39
},
"gender": {
"confidence": 92.9136,
"value": "Male"
},
"glass": {
"confidence": 99.9967,
"value": "Dark"
},
"race": {
"confidence": 80.9331,
"value": "Asian"
},
"smiling": {
"value": 0.590151
}
},
"
So from now on you have to refer to me as if I were a 40-yo Asian man
>>6082965
I can't

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>>6082982
>being this much of a faggot when it comes to range weapons.

come at me sis at 200+ yards

>>6082974
you look exactly how you did 2 years ago

>>6082960
Welp ;~;
It's not much longer for this world at least right? And there's a whole world of dick to explore out there that isn't yours

>>6082962
That's really hard to believe when there's so few photos that I actually think look flattering.
Thanks though anon.

>>6082979
I dunno yet, it's more making it a pain to try to get a job rather than making fixing dysphoria itself hard, HRT is decently covered here thank fuck.

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>>6082987
face++ is hella inaccurate.