/mtfg/ Cat General

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on my late night thirsty cuz it was late night and i was thirsty

post below this is a huge giant out of control slutty skank whore cumdumpster

▶Discord: https://discord.gg/0jCp5pochww4UBCv

>>6079049
are you a whore?

>lecture-note-taker appointed to me for the last 3 years by the uni because of my debilitating autism changes her FB profile pic to trans flag this morning
wait what

>felt depressed as shit
>spent like an hour crying in bed
>felt fine afterwards
>woke up the next morning
>felt fine until mid day
>feel depressed as shit again
>can't cry because I still live with my shitty family
I think I've found a flaw in my plan

nth for forever alone

I'll be ur bb4ever, bb

is liqueur sissy enough?

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When will I become a girl??

tits and ass

>>6079058
Especially written that way

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/mtfg/ I really dont care about bloodcots and receptors atm because my anxiety is really bad right now, if you smoked before what would you recommend? Ive only smoked pink capris before

Im not going to seriously get into smoking but I really need a pack right now

>>6079066
malboro red 100's

>>6079061
are already you

https://unsee
cc/bisotuze/

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>>6079066

>>6079069
tiddies!

>>6079069
bulge

>>6079066
smoke cannabis, it'll make you feel a lot better than tobacco

even better
vape it

>>6079074
Tiddays
>>6079076
That's just the blanket lol I couldn't have a bulge if I wanted to

>>6079081
>That's just the blanket lol I couldn't have a bulge if I wanted to
yeah right and I'm mary queen of the scots

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>>6079067
how do you think it compares to capris

>>6079073
i want to die

>>6079078
I get high all the time that doesnt help and if I just kept getting super high my girlfriend would notice and shes sick of me being depressed

http://www.strawpoll.me/10043042
http://www.strawpoll.me/10043042
http://www.strawpoll.me/10043042

pls vote

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>>6079053
Drugs will always love you senpai
>>6079078
Thisss

sometimes i wonder if half the people who post pictures here are cis and just want some cheap compliments

then i realise they're actually trannies too, and i'm just an especially ugly one

>>6079086
post butt frog

>>6079037
I fucking HATE cats... Seriously.... Seeing this alone gets my blood pressure going.

>>6079082
Is that like, Idi Amin's sister?

>>6079085
I don't know, but the biggest contributing factor to NOT passing would probably be voice

>>6079088
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lof3V4_XWQ8

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>>6079091
No one wants to see that

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hey nerds

guess who just got blown

>>6079092
Your t is spiking hon,

>>6079086
I'm far too white to buy drugs

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>>6079098

>>6079088
vape some cannabis sheen
if that doesn't work, draw for longer or try dabs

if I met you irl I'd give you the biggest hug, you've achieved a feat of human endurance even to make it this far alive through your depression, every day you wake up is another reason you should be proud

Hi? Um, can I murder you? Please.

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I want to be this cute. I need to be this cute.
But I'll never be, just kill me now and end my suffering

>>6079110
Would you fuck me?

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>>6079102
Come meet the right white people
>>6079105
Exactly

>>6079110
as long as it's a weird sex crime, okay

>>6079099
The dude from the couple you're a pet for?

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>>6079086
mado what drug should I get to forget who I am

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>>6079110
Mayybee
>>6079111
Not even she's that cute. Its air brushed to hell professional makeup and blah blah blah baka desu senpai

>>6079113
I'd fuck me

>>6079114
>meet the right white people
what do they look like?

>>6079116
no, my suitemate
we were high and overly affectionate...
I told him to lick my gt and one thing led to another

>>6079113
Ask my necrophilic sister. I don't know, I just like murdering people.

>>6079115
No. You have AIDS. I don't want your vile blood on my hands as I murder you.


Also, Mado, can I murder you? You remind me of this little boy I've always wanted to murder when I was seven, but couldn't because I wasn't a murderer at the time. Please.

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>>6079120
You want downers like benzos xanax valum and such. DMT might help with that.

>>6079127
What video games do you play? Can I sniff your hair? Please. I bet it smells like mother.

>>6079121
>Its air brushed to hell professional makeup and blah blah blah baka desu senpai
I can tell. I have seen photos of Aubrey without make up too. Still would give anything for looking like that

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>>6079127
xanax is a shit drug. thank for for it tho

>>6079123
Hippies n stoners for good stuff trailer trash for anything else

>>6079125
please post proof that I have aids.

>>6079128
>I bet it smells like mother.

norman bates plz go and stay go

>>6079130
god*

>>6079130
even tho you didnt type "god" here i still read it as if you did...

>>6079130
wonder what would happen if we broke their cube?

>>6079123
Just don't buy it in the suburbs or it will all be laced with crystal meth; even the crystal meth.

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Cornflakes, can I murder you? I will pay you a large sum of money. Please.

>>6079127
I wanna try benzos
I like indica weed because it makes me not think very well and stops me thinking about the same thing for too long bc it makes my short-term memory even worse

it''s nice to not thing so good

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>>6079127
thanks, I could probably get xanax really easily

and Ive heard dmt is amazing for ego death and stuff, that'd be really good bc I need to stop being a passive shit and actually take charge and do something with my life and stop being so dependent

>>6079100
Quite likely. Passable tranny here, but been off spiro for 3 days now cus I'm broke as shit. Won't have any til tomorrow.

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>>6079125
Kek it would be nice but I want someone who I love to kill me. Ask when I wanna die asap again.
>>6079128
RTS games uhh literally to many. Can if you want I guess. What does mother smell like?
>>6079129
I feel ya senpai but striving to be something fleeting as that is just torture
>>6079130
Pffffff its gr88
>>6079133
Kek
>>6079143
I like all weed cause it makes me not sober. I was in love with vicodin st one point

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>you will never pound a cute trannys bootyhole

>>6079130
take that back I love xanax

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>>6079137
are you on bars
>>6079138
theyd be deactivated and be shut off
>>6079141
why do you want to murder me

also i love that statute
>>6079146
yeah
>>6079153
i hate how it makes me dumb and i get hangovers. i dont get too much anxiety anymore

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>>6079145
Xanax is great but never drink with it that's asking to vomit / die. Benzos will make you not wanna do anything but you'll be happy. I really can't wait till I can do DMT

>>6079155
being dumb is nice though
it's better than beign smar nd contemplating the end of the universe of existence fin the every night at 3544 at 4 am

instead all i thinking no w is "why is my mouth so dry" and "am i breathing, did i forget to breath" and i dont even think to go look in the mirror ,even a glance, its lovely

>>6079155
Cornflakes, pretty faces deserved to be disfigured, wouldn't you agree? I was born sick and frail, and was constantly ridiculed for my feminine appearance despite being male. I am not transgender. In fact, you degenerates disgust me. What is so appealing about looking like a woman? I'm 20 now and the amount of "ma'ams" and "she/her" I get is insulting. I am a male. And as such, I will murder and horribly disfigure the faces of feminine and pretty faces, transgender or not.

>>6079150
My mother smells like chrysanthemums.

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Why should I even try..? Wont ever be a cute girl... Hell I oropably wont even pass anyways

>>6079168
Rough stuff senpai

>>6079168
never say never

>>6079168
You look young. Like me. I know that feel, anon. :(

To answer your question, yes you should at least try and get on hormones as soon as possible.

>>6079141
>tfw not a beautiful ancient greek tranny around during the creation fo some of histroys greatest works and inventions, including Homer and Romeo and juliet
>tfw uggo tranny in 2016 tory britain and around for the rise of bieber and whoever it was that killed coldplay and replaced them with shitty industry robots right after they began to break out of the mainstream pop mold with viva la vida and prospekt's march which sounded both accessible and foregn / unique

perosnlly i think it was their record label as they stood most to gain from stifling their creativtiy and turning chris martin into some kind of even more insufferable version of Moby

but appaently 2"lack of evidence measn the police wont investigates
i'm on to them though
im on to them and their killer robot schenanegnas

>>6079155
i like being dumb!!
and hangovers just need to be slept off!
or get coffee

>>6079145
i want ego death

also wow i get the shakes real bad w/ this lemon haze, lol

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>>6079167
>implying i wouldnt remove your face and use it as a condom for my dildo and then save the rest of the remains later for ground meat
>>6079180
idk i guess its just not my thing
>>6079182
sounds uncomfortable

What is the best pornographic Internet web site to view the transsexuals? I am a sixty year old male and I need your advice.

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>>6079168
step 1. hrt
sept 2. get ya chin and nose fixed
setp. 3 wear wooly hats to hide the top half of your head, like i do

>>6079185
fucking kek

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>>6079185
Go to imagefap and search for lolita

>>6079187
Where are you from? Why do you live in the sewers? You look just like my grandson but slightly less faggy.

>>6079184
it's funny
maybe ill go to my benefits aplkication interview and pretend i have parkinsons lol that might get me more bomeby moen y menytt

oohi like rweed

>>6079192
UK
I'm pale because I'm dreadfully sickly in disposition and always have been. the dark eyes are just genetic.

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>>6079191
hi mado, you ever figure out place to live?

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Everyone! Post your husbando ;3

>>6079085
https://clyp.it/afnf3auj

I'm gonna go to the hon thread now, cya

>>6079191
Hello, Mado. I did what you said and it appears they have my IP. I am not sure what an IP is. I did enjoy that book, however.

>>6079198
Oh yes, you look just like the vampiric little shit. Never was fond of him, the child of my least favorite daughter.

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what should i put on the back of this skirt?

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>>6079201
Not really. I'm indoors so it's something but j don't know how much longer I'm gonna be able to stay here. Like a day or so. I should be okay in a couple weeks to a month but in the meantime I have no idea what I'm doing.

>>6079212
why is the knife talking?

>>6079213
Because it's tired and it wanted to express that? You're so dumb lmao

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>>6079205
if I only had one bullet... I could make a bolt gun and angle it towards my brain and it would be over

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>>6079205
My husbando will never love me..
>>6079208
Kek
>>6079209
That but her face coverd in cum
>>6079213
Magic knifes yo
>>6079218
This

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>>6079212
my offer is still there ;^)

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>>6079205

>>6079228
Do you just hop from one tranny to another when they reject you? Why don't you fuck off, you parasitic piece of shit. You're creepy as fuck, ugly as shit, attracted to equally ugly dog shit trannies, and still hang out here. What's wrong with you?

>>6079228
hi birdy <3

>>6079229
Same. I just beat Dark Souls 3 for the third time today. Finally got all the ending achievements!

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>>6079231
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>6079233
What's up red

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>>6079228
Sounds like lewd intentions. I can't do such things
>>6079231
Kek
Kek

>>6079231
afaik everyone here likes him except a handful of hons, no one has rejected him lol

>>6079236
But there's 4 endings :o

oh my god I'm in the discord and everybody is talking and I'm scared shitless what do I say

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>>6079205
fine

>>6079231
Leave birdy alone.

>>6079226
>That but her face coverd in cum
You can do that with the front alredy

>>6079245
Oh yeah, but there's only three achievements for the endings. If you get the alternative ending of the End of Fire ending, you don't get the achievement. That being said, I just reloaded my save to see the alternative ending, so I've seen all 4. :)

>>6079246
Say something if you feel you have something to say, listen if you don't
Ask the others questions if you'd like, that's a good way to start things

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>>6079251
Point taken. Put her animu butt on the back

>>6079238
you're so nice~
>>6079236
I played DS3 with my master

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>>6079243
>lewd intentions
what the heck get your mind out of the gutter, I just want a free maid
>>6079244
>>6079249
shh, don't get the manhaters riled up
>>6079259
yeah yeah whatever, you're the sweetest

>>6079229
A fine meal

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>>6079264
Ohh..my mind is the gutter so its hard senpaitachi. If I did I probably wouldn't stay long though! Like a few weeks maybes

>>6079254
I don't have anything to say and I think they're making fun of me ;_;

>>6079275
Ayy boss.

>>6079264
i love cutie boys like birdy

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>>6079048
>tfw posted an hour late

>>6079048
me!!!!!!

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>>6079279
What a pervert

If I actually lived near people and not in the middle of absolutely nowhere I'd have no problem giving you a place to stay for the time being
>>6079287
I love cute boys too how about that
>>6079290
Hi elanna :^)

>>6079294
Your Skype never came through birdy ;~;

>>6079298
resent ;)

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>>6079294
Not my fault.. My mind obesses over things on its own. I'm nothing but a slave!.. Anywhere is better than the street. Going to nj then driving back to here in June

>>6079306
Added finally, although I'm signing off for the night now ;~;

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Hey flowers! How's going? I doing 5 day fast to loose my double chin and belly. Because this May I may go out in a dress for the first time in my life.

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>>6079310
what the heck impure af

good luck wherever you end up
>>6079312
That's okay, we'll have plenty of time to talk tomorrow

>>6079318
how 2 pass

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>>6079320
At least I'm done being impure for people I don't love

>>6079168
Start growing out your hair, bangs will help hide your forehead and longer hair in general helps. I don't think you have no chance, in any case.

>>6079321
She has huge chin/jaw though.

>>6079325
>I have never seen a cis woman in my entire life

night night mtfg
sweet dreams <3

>>6079321
you don't

>>6079243
>not wanting to live as birdies personal toy

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>>6079320
Yup. Right now I'm officially neet, so I have an excess of free time suddenly

>>6079310
i'd let you crash for a week if you're ever in sf, but no more ever

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>>6079339
Goodbed

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>got in 20 minutes of stealth crying
>feel better again
this seems like a healthy way to deal with my problems

>>6079347
But I love other peeps..
>>6079351
Maybeee

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>>6079335
Cis female look different in every way. If you started hrt post puberty you probably look trans.

Another thing is that this place is gay as hell filled with people that like this androgynous look.

>>6079357
1, 4, and 5's chins

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>>6079347
if you don't cut this shit out I swear to god
>>6079350
Hey that makes two of us, go to sleep so we can talk about things and stuff all day tomorrow

>>6079357
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEzhxP-pdos

>>6079359
They have other characteristics that helps them.

>height
>hair
>no facial hair
>skull shape
>hips
>etc.

As far as I know nikky is 5'11 and high forehead with unfortunate hairline.

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>>6079363
>all day
Hey now, my job is looking for jobs :^), I can talk in the evening though
Right now I'm just laying in bed and shitposting until I fall asleep

>>6079370
>le height meme

>>6079174
:/ Ill need to try
Sorry you have to feel that way aswell

>>6079357
>ywn be invisible
also I am built bigger than those guys

why are there two lesgens? I feel like I missed out on some saucy drama

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>>6079371
I was gonna say a suggestive thing about jobs but I decided against it :^)

I should be looking too since I plan on moving there hopefully by next year and would like to have as much money as I can save, the whole visa thing sounds like a pain in the ass to deal with also.

>>6079385
umm lesgen?

>>6079387
What kinda work are you looking for?

>>6079385
Drama that's been going on for decades. Terfs be crazy

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>>6079385
>implying we're all lesbians
Some of us here exclusively like men

>>6079399
theees

>>6079397
Anything I can find really, preferably something that lets me work mostly in peace and solitude haha

>>6079387
birdie pls become rich af so I can be an eternal housewife

>>6079392
>>6078676
>'trannies fuck off'
>>6029892
>'trannies okay but don't talk about being trannies'
and also transbian general which exists sometimes

>>6079397
how could there be legit terfs on 4chan?

>>6079399
I know I'm one of them

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>tfw talked to counselor and doctor about transition
>tfw counselor and doctor say transition is a good idea
>tfw explained to mother many times that it's now or never
>tfw mother is a nurse
>tfw mother is gatekeeping me because she's "concerned about my health"
my mother wants me to be a hon

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>>6079405
Back off, Slut, I'm gonna be Birdy's waifu.

>>6079404
Awe, do you have like a field that you went to school for?

>>6079406
>how could there be legit terfs on 4chan
Idk, but the l g b and t of lgbt all seem to hate each other. Sucks.

>>6079412
I'm sure birdie wouldn't mind sharing

>>6079417
HE'S MINE, WHORE
REEEEE

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>>6079405
I doubt I'll ever be rich haha
>>6079412
>>6079417
>>6079423
H-HEY!!
>>6079414
All I really know is construction and wood/metalworking but I would really settle for anything as long as it put money in my pocket.

>>6079423
>HE

>>6079427
birdie is 100% man

>>6079433
no she isn't anon

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Kek

>>6079406
>how could there be legit terfs on 4chan?
Same reason there's legit terfs anywhere

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>>6079433
Not by the time I'm through with him

>>6079441
tfw Jenner helps you pass by merely existing.

>>6079441
andreja is looking more dudelike
jenner passing better
mfw

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>>6079450
Don't insult Andreja, rude

>>6079441
for the first time I am convinced Caitlin is trans and not just agp
her eyes are screaming wondering what could have been by standing next to andreja

>>6079447
I would be okay with this

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>>6079447
Well I don't think you'd want me to be a girl by the time I'm through with you

>>6079448
Lol
Yeah
Jenner is gross
Future Ted Cruz trans ambassador Jenner should get a clue

>>6079458
>>6079441
>tfw even I pass better than andreja

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>>6079459
I wouldn't say Jenner isn't trans but there is something to be said of a man who spends sixty years being an absolute stud having kids and enjoying his wealthy male privledge
>>6079468
Good job anon

>>6079468
lol

>>6079472
oh yeah of course but the look in her eyes you can tell she would trade it all to have what andreja has

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>>6079466
Oh, why's that?

>>6079482
you'd be wrong

no penis, no way

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>>6079433
bet I could beat him in an arm wrestle
probably could manhandle him into elannas sex/forced fem dungeon too

>>6079458
even andreja can't escape male shoulders

>>6079041
i love alice

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>>6079483
Let's just say you wouldn't be able to think of much else in the mess I'd make of you :^)

>>6079037
is this where the chasers go?
I'm here to pick up a wife

>>6079050
>▶Discord: https://discord.gg/0jCp5pochww4UBCv
idk if she is but I am, so you should totes come.

>>6079504
Yeah, you just have to post up a profile

Age
Race
Occupation
Interests
What you're looking for
then a 100 word or less paragraph about yourself

Someone will get back to you asap

>>6079504
pls be in brisbane

I am in a prison I can't be released from, there is only one way out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kotNxb2YApk

>>6079506
young
white
I don't think I qualify for any of those other things do I still get a bride

>>6079508
that sounds like a werewolf place so no sorry

>>6079512
no one's ever in brisbane ;_;

>>6079513
I'm in Brisbane but I'm an ugly creature

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>>6079502
I love the warden

>>6079513
I'm 30 minutes away from brisbane but I am the biggest sub you will ever witness

also I used to work at subway so

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>>6079503
You're promising big things, but if you can live up to those you may be right.

>>6079512
You don't even have interests? How boring.

>>6079521
>biggest sub you will ever witness
nuh uh
I'm the biggest sub ever

>30 minutes away from brisbane
holy shit I'm 30 minutes away from brisbane
which direction?

>>6079526
gold coast

maybe more like 45m-1h

>>6079041
>on my late night thirsty cuz it was late night and i was thirsty
THAT TWITTER PUSSY I MET ON THA INTERNETTTTTTT
>>6079512
>I don't think I qualify for any of those other things do I still get a bride
no
try /r9k/

>>6079495
lol

I'm 30 minutes from Brisbane too

>>6079529
a-are you cute?

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>>6079522
I'm fairly confident I can more than live up to it

Sweet dreams, elanna :^)

>>6079533
my best friend seems to think so

but she's probably hugboxing me

I'm not even full time

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>>6079538
what do you look like?
I was kind of joking about wanting to hook up desu, but maybe we can spot each other and have a moment like the end of dark knight rises

>>6079545
tfw resemble amerian pschyo more then cis in foreground

nvm just going to kill myself friday afternoon

>>6079539
yes
I went to professor batch at lady cilento childrens' hospital, but I can't really go there any more because I turned 18 so idk what's going on really
found a gp to prescribe mones with like a billion repeats so I don't really care either

why do you always delete your posts?

>>6079547
you're probably just not out of focus enough

chin up, you'll get there one day

>>6079548
You are never going to actually kill yourself, you are far too pathetic to even achieve that.

>>6079555
ouch

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What kind of facial moisturiser does mtfg use?
I usually avoid them because they seem to always give me acne, but I've been using this and while I haven't had pimples yet, it doesn't seem to have helped after 2 weeks.

Good morning peeps. What's new?

>>6079545
there's no chance I'm posting a pic here within the next 18 months

but I am 5'9" / 5'10" depending on my hair that day, my skin colour is white with like a 5% hint of Maori, light brown eyes with green flecks around the edges, almost always wearing glasses that don't look good on my face, also almost always with slightly overweight female friend and anorexic Irish guy.

hmu

>>6079560
semen

>>6079539
200mg/spiro and 2mg of progynova E

>>6079558
it's pretty much true though
Friday I am seeing cap3 and then coming home and using my noose, hopefully

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>>6079560
Ive been using this one lately, though I switch around alot.. Two weeks really isnt that long when it comes to complexion btw.. Whats the rest of your routine like?

>>6079562
Watching yuyu in nihong for the first time..
loling and crying over this scene
-_-
https://youtu.be/7ILwwvXu9no?t=3m7s

>>6079563
what does hmu mean?

and do you by any chance happen to be going to a particular private uni with a 3 letter acronym that does film degrees and shit?

I'm a bit taller than that probably, shoulder length brown curly hair, skinny ish, super pale
I have these weird kind of tumblrish glasses and I hate them
I always wear jeans and carry around a blue fabric bag with my laptop and shit in

>>6079560
usually u don't want scented stuff but what do I know @__@
>>6079563
>18 months
y tho
are u bait??

>>6079573
dropped out of QUT about a month ago to work full time (mon-thur, sat)

if you see me

Hit
Me
Up

>>6079577
hello yes I am Claire, anxiety incarnate, destroyer of confidence

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>>6079560
I use this, its a bit pricey like $15+/oz but worth it, literally gives you baby skin

>>6079581
aight

>>6079581
WAIT WAIT WAIT
you're not the (former) meth head are you?

I know a couple of trannies from group shit I got sent to, and I'm suddenly being reminded of them

>>6079588
sorry anon only done drugs once and it was weed last night

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i like Popsicles wbu guys?

>>6079570
Unless I get dirty or really sweaty. I just half exfoliate with a washer one a week.
>>6079577
It's not scented

>tfw 10 hour sleep
Mmmm feels good

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>>6079593
i like meat popsicles

>>6079594
me neither ;~;

>>6079595
>tfw 2 hours of sleep

heLP

>>6079596
I like you Kiwi !! >//w//<''
W-what's a meet popsicle...?

>>6079595
>>6079598
>Haven't slept in 50 hours because of tinnitus
Kill me

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>>6079599
i like u 2 pookers c:
pic

>>6079602
oohh!! I really like vegetables >__<

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hey guys this pic is me do u thibk i am cute >__<

>>6079606
that's so cute who is that holding you :3

>>6079608
my sissy enabler >///w///<

ded

>>6079621
SAME time

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How is everyone

>>6079571
Idk what that is and can't watch that link. But I support you.

>>6079636
That's disgusting

>>6079642
it's 5:30am and we're on the homo board of an anime forum
how do you think we are

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>>6079037
>Brick hons go here >>6077722 →
finally a place for me to be myself

I have been holding on to the edge of a cliff in denial of the fact that I am going to fall and trying to grip and hold on and pull myself up
but the reality is, you can't fight gravity so why not let go?

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>>6079660
you've inspired me Shannon, I should really just let go too

>>6079665
fuck off lizbell
you're young, you aren't ugly, you can make it
do it before you turn into me

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>>6079654
Monday mornings are pretty depressive here. After all the angst and rage and jealousy have been spent over the weekend (especially at night).
I am expecting Kayla to shake things up a bit.

>>6079672
she will come in and say hello to her sunshine sparkles
I'm sorry anon but kayla's breakdowns are decreasing in frequency and duration

>>6079669
anything over 20 is old, I AM ugly and could never bare children because haha male so there's no point. I will never make it for more reasons than stated

>>6079679
Are you that spaz that keeps defending her?
Kayler just had a meltdown yesterday. Some things never change.

will a cisgirl ever femdom me?

they only ever want me to dom them because they like being dommed by a qt transgirl

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>>6079672
>image
that italian nose puts most trannys to shame
>>6079679
>pic related

Filthy franks rap album is actually pretty good

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>>6079690
>qt transgirl
Are you sure they even see you as a female (or something close enough)?

>>6079691
I see you have your priorities straight.

>>6079698
yes ive been on hrt since i was 14

>>6079700
Whingie is that you again?

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>tfw femgen is so ridiculously slow

>>6079703
I thought you decided that you are, in fact, a classical tranny and not some sort of gay with a penchant for cross-dressing?

>>6079700
sorry hon 14 is too late should have started at 8 might aswell shave your head and flush ur mones down the toilet

>>6079687
yes
and I know she had a melt down but then she and Lilly had an argument and she cooled off and apologised
she is getting better

>tfw no hrt
I just want to be a girl
fucking kill me

>>6079711
>she is getting better
No she is not. If anything Kayler is getting worse. It's a slow but inexorable process. We are going to witness another meltdown in a week or so. And then another. And so on. Probably interspersed with "fights" with a trip that's as cringe inducing as Kyler.

>>6079705
I guess but I'm a fem boy at the moment, so I still browse there

>>6079717
she was nice for almost an entire month, then had a meltdown that lasted under an hour
there's no way she is getting worse, the trend is down friend
as soon as this apartment she has been talking about comes through I bet her outbursts will approach zero

>>6079730
That wasn't being nice you fucking idiot.

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>>6079730
>falling for the kayla life story meme

>>6079725
You can do whatever you want and be the prettiest at it.

>>6079709
Yah I started pre-natallly and am a hon

>>6079730
lmao

>>6079730
Kayler has been talking about that mythical apartment and moving out since before I started visiting.
You should really stop enabling Kayler's insanity.

describe urself in 3 words
me:
inept
stinky
silly

>>6079742
Faggot
Hon
Cunt

>>6079742
>describe urself in 3 words
me:
big
dumb
male

>>6079742
rocks
are
dumb

>>6079742
I'm
a
possum
>__<

>>6079725
Wow that place is bad.

>>6079749
>deep
>non stick
>milk pan

>>6079749
Lies.
>>6079742
Tired
Stuck
Bored
*bitter old hon has already been established.

>>6079742
Fat
Ugly
Hon

stop using bad words grr

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>>6079767
Faggot
Faggot
Faggot

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>>6079749
solid
meaty
thick

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>>6079757
hnngggg, i wish. one day i'll be able to get surgery to to become the pan I was always meant to be.

>>6079742
Handsome
Not
Pretty

>>6079742
insignificant.
underappreciated.
abomination.

>>6079773
Isn't it a bit early Mirin-chan?

Morning mtfg. Getting sick and tired of going to bed hungry, but weight loss feels really good.

First endo visit (finally) tomorrow. She didn't give me any instructions, but is there anything I should know/do going in?

Lastly: what's your favourite hobby?
I really enjoy running Tabletop RPGs.

>>6079770
https://youtu.be/UPrUx0yQkfM
Take me now and fuck me later, sing it to the tune: faggot faggot faggot

>>6079742
Asshole.
Alone.
Asleep.

>>6079782
>missing the most important A
Autistic.

>>6079749
garbage
stupid
ugly

>>6079782
you should stop being an asshole

>>6079776
Sorry, What?

Sheen is the biggest troll on here

>>6079740
I don't really want to call bullshit on it. I want it to be true. I want her to have an appointment with a therapist today. I want her to have a shitty job that pays adequate cash. I want her to be moving into an apartment with some old fart that doesn't care at all that Kayla's trans. I want her to finish electrolysis and get her life started up.

The alternative hurts too much to impose on her.

What ethnicity are you, mtfg?

>>6079742
I
Am
Sheen

>>6079807
American mutt

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>>6079807
abo filth.

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>been a week since I started hormones
>been a day since I started uncontrollably crying
>can't stop
>have to go to uni tomorrow
can't handle my alcohol, can't handle my estrogen

send help

>>6079807
95% white
5% Maori

still get all the racism tho

>>6079807
White

>>6079742
Stupid
Exhausted
Ugly

>>6079807
Irish. Iberian Celtic.

>>6079807
tranny

>>6079819
I'll take two please, to go.

goodnight

>>6079795
pls explain how
I know I am so ridiculous that it is laughable but I would still like to hear your reasoning because it could be interesting

>>6079758
never ruin my favorite food with ur words again
NOOT BEING MELODRAMATIC HEREE :[[[

>>6079830
body mass

>>6079807
Canadian mutt. Mostly French settlers with a sprinkling of other western Europeans throughout, and one... Algonquin? Four generations back.

>>6079813
>>6079816
>>6079826
>>6079836

This makes the tranny T rage

>>6079828
Yeeehhhh swarthiness runs in my family

>>6079839
Why T rage?

>>6079839
I literally haven't been angry all year
upset yes
but not angry

it's a great feeling tbqh

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>>6079742

i can do it in one word:
satan

>>6079807

mexican and iranian.

>>6079857
Trip on satan confirmed. Wut up Lucie?

Hail Satan.

>tfw lucid dream where I relive my schooldays as a schoolgirl

That was really nice...

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Daily reminder that tranny houses are literally traps