/mtfg/ - serenade edition

>>6073386
previous thread >>6072216

I would serenade if I wasn't at work ;-;

Will this edition survive the next 5 hours? Doubtful.

Life is pain.

or else what?

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Rawr is a doxxing piece of shit and needs to kill itself as soon as possible.

>>6073396
there'll be heck to pay

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>>6073397
like clockwork

>>6073386
i'm not drunk enough to serenade anyone

>>6073391
REPORT TO POLICE
How'd you even find out that he put a hit on you, this is seriously fucked up...

hiiii!
im being whipped like a good pet!!!!

Hey blind

>>6073398
https://clyp.it/tnp0j40q
square up, i will break you in half with my t-rage.

>>6073402
Somehow he told my sister who told my mom who told me.

>>6073404
Good girl, post pics.

>>6073404
i dont whip my dog when it's good. i usually give it a treat or pet it. i dont even whip it when it's bad.

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I made chili cheese fries pizza. It was not as gross as it sounds. Semisweet chili with some spice. Shouldn't have used store bought crust though

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>live in an apartment building with two other apartments besides mine
>first floor is nice hispanic family that always brings in my packages for me
>second floor is frat guys/college kids
>third floor is me
>whenever one of the fire alarms go off in any of the apartments, every single one goes off
>it's 2 am and the alarms have been going off for 20 minutes
>go downstairs to hear wtf is going on with them
>"DON'T DO THAT I TOLD YOU!"
>"GET THE TOWELS LIKE WHY ARE THEY ALL WET?"
>"OOWWWWW OMG"
>mfw

wtf are they doing down there? my pizza is already on the way. i'm prob gonna have to walk through that in a min.... ;_;

>>6073405
hi

>>6073412
Just pretend you can't hear it

>>6073407
maybe this could be an opportunity to start anew beeps

report him to the police and then they can put you in the witness protection program and you can start a new life as a girl

>>6073407
Report this to the police, arm yourself, and move away asap. Basically, do everything that other anon said to do. please don't let yourself get killed.

>>6073412
you're going to get raped

>>6073412
that sucks

So how do these bathroom bills actually work? Do you like get arrested and charged as what? I don't understand. If you are trans and go to college do you get expelled?

>>6073412
I tell you I absolutely hated being in a barracks dorm, or being in charge of one, there's something about poor 18-24 year old men and fire that just doesn't mix

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>went to see eddie the eagle
>cried in the cinema
it feels kind of weird having emotions again, after having been an empty shell of a human being for so long
I don't really know what to do

>>6073424
why didn't you suck thier dicks?

>>6073426
I'm into girls

>>6073425
all this talk about turning into an emotional wreck scares me
i already cry easily, whether it be happy or sad tears
i'm going to be a fucking mess on E lol

>>6073423
so far all we've heard is a lesbian got thrown out of the ladies'
I mean I think
I'm not in burgerstan

>>6073423
They don't know. They literally did not think that far. Police departments don't know how to enforce this shit.

>transbian
>agp
>fetishist

plz just go and stay go

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I don't see any serenading being done.

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>>6073408
https://unsee.cc
/ginubape/

>>6073409
i love whipping!

>>6073434
SHOW ME YOUR PUSSY, NOW!

P lewd desu

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>tfw not sucking a thick, glistening cock right now

>>6073432
>turning into an emotional wreck
a bit misleading desu
I started out an emotionless wreck, so all that needed to happen was for me to be able to cry again
it's better this way

>>6073438
w-whoa

>>6073423
The bathroom bills have some other stuff in them too, which really fucks with businesses so it's destined to die. And yeah, I think there's some sort of sentencing or something, but I don't think anyone's even been charged yet.
>>6073432
You'll at least be able to avoid PMS, so you'll be more stable than cis girls once you get used to the new hormones.
>>6073438
>tfw missed seeing them before deletion
fml

>>6073438
>deleted
reee
why does everyone here use that shitty site?

>>6073442
Bloody?

>>6073428
then why are you blushing

>>6073446
>>6073445
https://unsee.cc
/zurebano/

>>6073445
>get used to the new hormones
does that take long?

>>6073439
They're really shitty laws because
>A cop would need to stand outside every bathroom and check your ID
>If they want to be afraid of predators they need to place a cop INSIDE every bathroom in case there's a lesbian or something too
>that cop might abuse their power as well

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>go downstairs to get pizza, it smells like wet dog and charcoal
>open the door for the delivery guy who brightens up immediately
>"I HAVEN'T DELIVERED ANYTHING TO YOU FOR AWHILE!! HOW ARE YOU??"
>f-fine, i was trying not to eat pizza as much, but i failed this week
>"THAT'S UNDERSTANDABLE, YEAH. YOU LOOK GOOD THOUGH."
>thanks...
>sprint upstairs

pizza party anyone? these brownies are like crack tbqh

>>6073440
;-;

>tfw someone teases you with fingers with no plans to go further, just because they enjoy seeing you squirm
Literally evil

What's the best kinda dating sites for trans people? Because it seems like all the dating apps aren't highly rated, and I worry something like OKcupid and Tinder will just bring in chasers.

>>6073453
how do you eat so much holy shit
i can only eat like half of a medium before i want to die

>>6073386
ill serenade someone i guess. i dont know how to sing but i dont think i sound that bad

who wants to be serenaded

>>6073453
can i have three?

>>6073453
>can't eat pepperoni
that's okay i guess

>>6073407
Holy shit I just saw all this, yes gtfo, omg x.x I hope you're okay x.x

>>6073423
If someone catches you in a college bathroom under the new bathroom bills they can personally sue you in court for around $4500, it's like a mini bounty

>>6073452
>>6073445
>>6073434
>>6073433
It just makes me really depressed. Especially with Tennessee not allowing Trans people to change their birth certificate, so it's like a permanent ban on the bathroom. It seems like there is a lot of support for the bills too.

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this outfit is cute as fuck excluding the shoes to be desu edie

>>6073467
I can't wait to find youtube videos of creeps sitting in the bathroom waiting to sting trans people lol

>>6073453
Omg all the pepperoni, i really want....pls buy me pizza

>>6073469
but that's not a going outside outfit.

>>6073450
>https://unsee.cc
>/zurebano/
Thanks for trying, but deleted again before I caught them.. ;-;
They were probably really cute though, so congrats on that :3
>>6073451
P-probably not? Depends what you mean really, I meant getting over the initial shock of having your testosterone killed and estrogen upped.
>>6073458
Probably your own fault for being adorable desu

>>6073453
>tfw gluten intolerant
a-at least i get to stay skinny

>>6073469
The fuck is that outfit lmao

Y'all taking the anime buis too hard

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>>6073469
i want to wear that but i get so dysphoric showing my legs
reeeeeeee
i hate dysphoria!

>take 2 hour nap
>wake up more tired

>>6073460
I'm on record for having ate 2 large pizzas all by my self in one sitting

>>6073404
Im gonna whip whoever whips their pets with a knife.

>>6073459
Grindr is what a lot of them use, from what I've heard.
>>6073467
Wow that's really dumb :/
>>6073468
Something like this will only push trans rights forward desu, and when the supreme court overturns it that will prevent any other states from trying this silly stuff again.

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If yall don't let me lose my virginity in one of your pussy/ass i will kill myself.

>>6073407
I won't say that often, but call the cops.

And get a gun, and get out of town, pack whatever matters to you and go. Assuming it's serious, leave asap.

>>6073489
i'll take your butt virginity if you want

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>>6073489
Are you cute?

>>6073489
brisbane?

>>6073484
Their pet enjoys it, so it's fine. I'm worried that someday that pet will end up kidnapped or something, tied up and used for days or worse >~>

>>6073489
Go right ahead Mr Monroe.

>>6073489
E D M O N T O N
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>>6073489
use me!!!!!
<3
>>6073484
I love whipping..

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>>6073498
omw

>>6073493
whats it like in brisbane

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Senpai did I just come out on snapchat?

>>6073498
9 years too late

>>6073507
shite

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rate the layout i made lads

>>6073496
Pets aren't even supposed to be whipped. I don't get this fetishization. It's not even based in reality.

They're basically getting off on animal cruelty. Like wtf @_@

>>6073499
Talking with you is like talking with a sex robot.

>Hey Red
>I love whipping
>Ok... how are you
>Please abuse me
>Wtf are you on about
>I like whipping

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>>6073505
>tfw birdy chases you

>>6073515
hurts to read the text

>>6073507
sheen could use a dicking

>>6073512
why?

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>>6073517
hey!!

more like you're chasing me and I'm counter-chasing!

>>6073515
Susans/10

>>6073516
I think you may be taking to yourself

>>6073515
fix your font rendering you butt

you're not cool for using some shitty aliased bitmap font
subpixel rendering is easy to set up if you're using a non-shit OS

>>6073516
Isn't owning a pet at all a form of animal cruelty? Anyway, the whipping is like squirting a bad dog with water or hitting it with a newspaper, it's all proper training for a pet~

>>6073516
I'm not a sex robot!
I'm just really high. And in a huge king sized bed.

Damn it's so comfy in this
even when I'm sleeping at the feet of my owner

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>>6073460

idek. i've been losing weight this week too. my metabolism is going crazy rn.

>>6073463
>>6073464
>>6073472

>tfw eating the entire pizza/brownies imagining they are disappearing into my tripfriends mouths instead of mine

ha ha, what a party this has been, huh ladies?

>>6073525
laurasplayground/10*
ftfy

>>6073531
*pats ur belly*
good girl

>>6073525
>>6073533
its /jp/ style tho
wtf
>>6073527
whats wrong with it
i tried to make it look like full-width alphanumeric
>>6073518
its okay for me

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>>6073531
HOW COULD YOU EAT ALL OF THAT EDIEEEEEEE NOOOOOOOOOO

I wish I was courageous enough to kill myself. I feel I wouldn't want to if I wasn't afraid though. Everything is so unfair. What do you think happens when we die mtfg? Seriously

>>6073522
I don't know really I've never been anywhere else so I have nothing to compare it to
but it feels shit

if the buses show up, they'll be 5-10 minutes late
if the trains show up, they'll be 15-20 minutes late

most of the trains run every 7 or 15 minutes, and are completely empty even at peak time, but the busiest fucking line in the city has them going every 30 minutes and you get packed in like a sardine

>>6073531
gonna get those brownies tomorrow t b h

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Where's quid? I wanna pet her more.

>>6073413
I miss you again

>>6073539
those problems are identical in sydney. sorry to hear though.
>>6073543
i'm always here.

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>>6073523
The chaser becomes the chased

>>6073531
You're making me hungry

>>6073531
now i want pizza

>>6073531
I didn't think i could be MORE jealous of you

>>6073538
It's unknowable unless you've died. Many who have died clinical deaths and been revived have similar claims of *some* sort of afterlife, so I take comfort in that at least. It also seems fitting that the only beings capable of conceptualizing infinity do so because of their immortal souls.

That said, don't fucking kill yourself ya dummy, why are you even considering it?

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real lad hours WHO UP

>>6073554
I'm usually up til 6ish

>>6073535
well it has no antialiasing, it has weird looking knobs on the end of every number for some reason, and the spacing is bad
I don't get why you'd want a monospaced aliased font on 4chan, but at least pick a nicer one

>>6073531
I've made and eaten so much pizza today

>>6073541
hi desu

>>6073557
a e s t h e t i c

what is a better one?

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>>6073547
>chased by elanna
I don't mind this one bit

>>6073546
But you never talk to me
>>6073554
Until someone puts me out of my misery

>>6073546
but sydney is worse with all the YALLAH BRO type lebs

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>>6073559
Tfw quid will never feed you pizza she made

>>6073560
I don't know any
like I said, I have no idea why anyone would want to use one

>>6073531
dominos pizza is fucking awful though for real

>>6073565
sorry i like the aesthetic

>>6073515
Not 90s enough.

>>6073563
>>6073546
does sydney have as many abos though?
there are like 5 of them in brisbane, but that's enough to ruin it

>>6073567
I actually prefer it to a lot of other pizzas in my hometown, although that could just be because my hometown had shitty pizza.

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>>6073559
I don't even know you but this is fun.

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>>6073554
me ;)
>>6073562
i don't talk to anyone. i have nothing of value to say.
>>6073563
i lived with one for a while, then i had a comfy house in newtown. the lads stick to poorer suburbs like paramatta.
>>6073570
only in redfern.

>>6073567
It's p good. I slightly prefer pizza Hut tho, but benitos over those

>>6073553
>why are you even considering it?
Without the cliche bs, I honestly am just getting wore out by all this. I hate nearly everyday. At least 50% of people I meet will auto hate me. I can't focus anymore or find even slight joy in things because I have grown to believe that I don't deserve anything better and I really just want it to be over. I hate this.

>>6073561
Shit, jelly senpai
>>6073574
We have fun

>>6073572
i didn't mind it before they started putting that awful grease on the crust
after that it feels like its gotten worse and worse

>>6073570
I live in the western suburbs but not alot of them around cept in redfern

>>6073561
I'm chasing you because I like girlbenis :^)

>>6073567
Dollar for dollar it's p gud, there's better pizza but it always costs more

>>6073567
yeah I was being polite my pizza is like 20x better tbdesu

>>6073564
where do you live

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>>6073531
The grease though, it kinda makes me queasy

>>6073569
what else am i supposed to do noob?

>>6073554

square up

>>6073585
To increase 90sness
- hit counter
- animated gif banner
- midi loop of van halen's "jump"
- tiled background

>>6073578
fun is a buzzword.

>>6073587
I wish I had your skin

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>>6073581
Ohh, I'm sure we'll see about that one (^:

>>6073577
Honestly, see a therapist to address your weird thinking. You should be free to think whatever you want, but if it's making you miserable go fix it, silly. Also, intolerance is shit, but what do their opinions matter, really? The opinions of children don't matter to adults, and the opinions of commoners don't matter to queens, so why should the opinions of ignorant jerks matter to you? You've literally done nothing to them, if they want to hate you for being who you are then they're the worse for it - don't let them drag you down. Find somebody to support you if you can, a good friend and if possible a trans friend, and don't be alone.
*headpats*

>>6073593
to wear, like a serial killer, I mean

>>6073589
>Van halens jump
There aint fuckin nothing wrong with this
>>6073591
You keep doing this to me. It hurts you know. I just want you to be happy.

>select all pancakes
this is a sign for all you can eat pancakes again tomorrow

>>6073573
yes

>>6073598
Would you fuck me?

>>6073585
Not saying you can do much more desu, I figure there's limitations to how much you can make 4chan look as bad as Laura's with a style.

>>6073602
i'd fuck me

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>>6073600
:3

>>6073599
i'm happy.

>>6073596
Thank you for the words, I read them all and appreciate them. I just really don't have any more to say. Thanks for listening.

>>6073608
Then why do you hate fun

>>6073611
because it's not real.

>>6073610
There's no need to force yourself to reply, but thank you for doing so. I genuinely care about everyone here, and it makes me happy when my words help, even if just a little <3

>>6073615
I have fun all the time tho

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>>6073594

>>6073615
It's real while you're experiencing it, but I guess you're technically right that it "isn't real" at a point in time during which you aren't experiencing it.

>>6073577
>50% of people I meet will auto hate me

are you referring to getting clocked and people hating you for not passing?

>>6073622
always. thank you for understanding.
>>6073620
i'm not you.

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hi thread...thank u drawing anon
>>6073505
ur drawing was rly good for a boy
>o<


...can someone call me a messy boy in recording..

>>6073625
I'm sorry

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mtfg, if somebody asked you why you were trans, what would your answer be?

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>>6073621
Oh, elanna, what's wrong? Am I bothering you :^)
>>6073628
hey thanks I spent a good 15 minutes on it

>>6073624
Yeah that is what I was referring to.

>>6073630
its not you it's me
>>6073632
not anymore. what are you, gay?

>>6073632
"Why are you cis? :^)"

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>>6073587
WHAT?!?
>>6073632
"its a prank"

>>6073632
i'd be honest and admit it's just so i can invade women's spaces

>>6073632
I don't fucking know I didn't ask for this shit

>>6073635
: p i rly like it

>>6073639
yume <3

>>6073587
did you delete this picture because I said I was going to wear your skin? because I wasn't serious desu

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>>6073354 #
>tuna sashimi
>lobster

I mean I prefer crabs buttt, do you have a discord?

>>6073630
You can also make fun "real" for them by forcing them to experience it, so it's not like there's no hope. Sorry if I made a problem worse for you or the anon :c
>>6073632
Luck of the draw, genetics, I don't fucking know. I wouldn't have realized until later in life if it hadn't been for my ex, so my senpai like to think he "turned me trans."

>>6073632
I found nothing but pain in being a man and a boy

>>6073644
hi dude

>>6073412
Ever tapped those fratbois?

>>6073649
i personally liked being a queer lil 5 yr old

>>6073637
What can i do

>>6073655
stay happy.

>>6073654
>ywn be a queer little 5 year old again

>>6073654
Oh I was fine until my gender became an issue, I think that was like 7 on when rules started being placed on me and I was like "fuck this shit"

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SOMEONE CALL ME A MESSY LITTLE BOY
CLYPIT
NOW
TELL ME WHY IM A MESSY LITTLE BOY <_>

>>6073665
Rules were placed on me since memory was a thing. I matured atypically, i understood the stigma of playing with dolls when I was 3. Never got to be a fag kid

>>6073668
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1K3tCEok2Gd

>>6073636
how much time do you have in this?

>>6073632
"I'm not trans you must have me mistaken, h-hehe"

>>6073673
she said clypit not vocaroo you FUCK.
DO IT AGAIN RIGHT NOW.

>>6073676
10 months

>>6073680
what if i told u no

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>>6073640

same

>>6073645

no

>>6073653

>mfw

>>6073690
Is she counting on her hands how many of those fratboys she drained and then playing it off as checking her nails?

>>6073668
don't worry I got you soon

>>6073686
it would be extremely painful.

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>>6073692

i would never do anything lewd like that. i'm a pure, innocent schoolgirl.

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>>6073635
Nothing, never

I'm considering shaving my legs even though I have no good excuse for it and it's summer in the south so I'll be wearing shorts and leaving it out in the open.
Why can't I just stop being a pussy and come out ;_;

>>6073632
It hurts less than being a man.

>>6073708
Innocent schoolgirls wouldn't be cock addicts and then lie about it

>>6073718
this isn't true at all

>>6073564
my e-pizza is pretty killer too tho

>>6073607
you're the best

>>6073715
do it no one will notice or care and youll feel a lot better esp. under bedsheets senpai

>>6073722
For me it is.

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>>6073725
<3 Just wanna make a cutie happy.

>>6073722
r u trans

>>6073732
you dunno what I look like

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>>6073720

i only do one thing with men.

>>6073725
Ty quid, different anon but I had basically the same problem as her. :3

>went to the shopping centre
>was more self conscious about being fat than being a tranny
is this what success feels like?

Can you still get hips if you start transition at 19/20 ?

>>6073742
That's one dysphoria down, and one to go. Hop to it, congrats on getting halfway!

>>6073742
>fat
btw I don't think I'm technically overweight, just a bit pudgy

not like I'm fucking 400lbs or something

>>6073744
I hope so >~>
It's mainly fat distribution for transgirls, so it should work out okay at any age, although obviously it's better to transition sooner than later no matter what.

>>6073736
that's my fetish

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pizza thred post pizzas

>>6073744
Yup, although it depends on your genetics

>>6073752
What is this, /b/? Shoo senpai.

should I eat oatmeal

>>6073752
I already posted mine.....nobody liked it

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>>6073714
I have a hard time believing that

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>>6073752

>>6073766
wtf, ew

>>6073766
that looks gross I hope you left a negative review on yelp from whoever you ordered it :>

>>6073766
>woaw
My legacy!

>>6073774
>legacy
What even is on that god forsaken thing?

>tfw pussy lust

where i find a qt cisgirl who'll let me bang them and be they pal

>>6073780
Tumblr. Look for AFAB who identify as gender fluid or genderqueer

>>6073780
I've been wanting to eat pussy lately, weird, i don't like girls for the most part

>>6073780
yuck
this is the gay board for gay things go away you not-gay
dicks are love

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>>6073761
I would never ever classify fantasising about making out as "something wrong"

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>>6073752
>>6073766
these pizzas all look kind of sad here's my pizza

Good morning, everyone.

Was stupid enough to read a couple posts past where I dropped into a sleep, so I get to wake up angry (yay).

>>6073096
No, you moron. You are literally the stupidest kind of human being available. "Chaser" is not an identity. At least, to anyone with any amount of sense it isn't. The term is used *explicitly* to describe persons who fetishize, exoticize, and objectify.

If you are doing these things, you are not being "painted with a broad brush". You are merely another chaser, and are being correctly described. If you are not doing these things, then you *are not* a chaser, and instead merely another idiot who fell for the abusive and isolating *chaser meme* that the only kind of person who can be attracted to (type of person) is a chaser, and therefore all persons attracted to (type of person) must be chasers.

Identifying with being a "chaser" is the equivalent of identifying with being an "insufferable asshole". If you do it, everyone will happily think you're a piece of shit. Instead of begging for "insufferable asshole" acceptance, stop fucking calling yourself an insufferable asshole. Then, if you don't behave in the clearly outlined manner of the derogatory term applied to *a set of behavioural practices*, most people won't immediately jump to the conclusion that you engage in those behavioural practices.

And put your trip back on. If you ever start this "chaser acceptance" thing again, I want you hidden. I find this degree of foolishness insufferable.

>>6073771
>>6073772
This is >>6073774 s legacy. :D
I do wonder how it tasted

>>6073794
*applause*

>>6073794
ty

>>6073766
this pizza was DOA what the fuck happened
i've got the giggles

how do i be a girl?

>>6073802
What kind of girl you want to be?

>>6073802
Very carefully.

>>6073803
a real one

>>6073809
you fucked

>>6073794
which trip is the anon and how do you know ò, o

>>6073794
>waaaaah I want a man to like me for me!
>this anonymous poster on an anonymous imageboard posting anonymously passes and fucks men what a bitch!
>being this mad nobody wants you
>>>/tumblr/

>>6073810
;_;

>>6073766
Did Edgar get someone to shit on his pizza before they put it through the oven?

>>6073815
you can be a trans girl

What is it like being a tranny in Vancouver? Does anyone know?

>>6073818
i already am
i'm just shitposting

>>6073758
Sure anon, eat all the oatmeal you like, just be careful so that you don't eat too much and get fat.

>>6073821
it's like being a tranny in a frozen polarscape with lots of weed
can't be too bad

>>6073812
They've been going by the name "Tim Allen".
>>6073814
Learn to read or get dead. I don't care which, but do one.

>>6073816
>Edgar
do not utter that unholy word

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>>6073733
True but you seem like you are!

>>6073829
Robin was actually being pretty okay the last time I heard from them, are they dead now or just too stoned to post/asleep?

>>6073828
Haven't seen the person post anywhere in a while now.

But good post, good post.

>>6073833
Any time they aren't high as fuck they are literally unable to talk about anything other than how shit their life is. It's insufferable.

>>6073830
>///<

when people call me a good girl it makes ny boobs all tingly

>>6073741
shaved legs feel amazing

>>6073830
she's 5'4"

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>>6073839
>>6073845
I'm 2 inches taller than her, so cute~

>>6073792
Holy shit that looks top tier

>>6073838
That's why I want their life to improve, so they become interesting and fun o.o
>>6073842
Good girl~
>>6073843
I know lol, I was just nervous with summer coming how I was going to have to start wearing shorts. Now I'm relieved that nobody will care, thanks!

I need your pizza in my mouth quid

Please! I'll be a good girl!

>>6073850
They need a lot more than hormones to improve their life.

Shit sucks but she probably isn't going to be happy for a long time. She just ignores any time someone tries to be supportive as far as I've ever seen. Dysphoria is a hell of a drug.

>>6073856
The weed seems to be helping her a lot, but I'm uneasy that she'll come to rely on an illegal substance to relieve her symptoms. Not that weed's harmful of itself, but getting caught with it could completely ruin her life, and I don't want that to happen to her :c

>>6073863
This is sad, I'm sorry

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>>6073847
baka

>>6073848
ty I take my craft seriously I am only an apprentice though

>>6073850
yeah if you have enough leg hair that anyone would notice just be like 1. why you checking my legs that's kinda weird senpai and 2. didn't want to be hot in the summer/this girl said my leg hair was weird/anything

>>6073851
^-^ here's a pizza I made for easter

>>6073863
Dont worry too much, even being caught with weed in hand in uk will get you at most a caution which goes nowhere if you arent caught again.

long as she's sensible and doesnt stank out her yard or puff in a coppers face should be a okay.

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>>6073788
I was gonna say something, but I think I'll just save it at the risk of this getting too lewd :^)

>>6073868
wtf is dat

>>6073868
looks like a happy pizza
>>6073871
are you like, larry laffer or something

>>6073867
It is, thank you anon :c
>>6073868
Those are both actually really good ones, thanks! I'll remember to use them if somebody brings it up.
>>6073869
Lol, that's good to hear, thanks anon. Now I won't have to worry as much as before c:

>>6073872
Banana peppers with spinach and mozzarella at the top and two jalapeños further down, then a zigzag of cheddar/mozzarella for the decoration, pepperonis and then bacon, I wanted there to be a vegetarian and meat part and still look liek easter egg and be tasty

>>6073876
ty

>>6073877
yay :3

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>>6073868
You should be a good little cutie and make me some pizza, I'll reward you with cuddles~.

>>6073880
dude thats gay

>>6073884
Make a poll froggy! ^.^

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>>6073880
Super gay

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>>6073880
omg *-*

here's a cheese stuffed crust

>>6073884
>>6073889
that's what makes it pure :/

>>6073797
>>6073798
>>6073836
Thank you all. Sorry it took a bit to say so... mornings involve a lot of work, and it took a bit to let that anger run its course.

>>6073889
Ohai mado~ How are you this morning?

>>6073892
no fuck chasers to death with a ten foot pole

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>>6073886
http://www.strawpoll.me/10033484
http://www.strawpoll.me/10033484
http://www.strawpoll.me/10033484
>>6073889
hi mado
im super gay

>>6073890
i like pure heroin

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>>6073884
>>6073889
I guess if we're both wearing skirts it does negate the not-gay-because-skirt rule, yeah.
>>6073890
>cheese stuffed crust
Sounds like I need to make someone feel extra good tonight~.

>>6073863
Smoking is always bad, regardless of what it is. Kills the cilia in your lung and makes it hard for them to clear the crap from your lungs.

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>>6073894
Agreed.

>>6073897
Good poll, frog. These keep getting better. I look forward to future refinements of your craft.

>>6073897
Thanks! ^-^
>>6073900
Oh yeah, that's true. :/ Well, eating weed brownies or vaping hash oil should be fine then, right?

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>>6073890
That makes it sound cute.
>>6073893
Hii anon! I'm tired buzzed and stuffs. What's up with yous.
>>6073897
I believe it but you're a cute so it isn't a sin
>>6073899
I don't think that counts as saying no homo

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>>6073905
actually its just a projection of my thoughts
u ever lose someones cat
FUCK
thank u

>>6073906
fuck

>>6073909
stop it
u aint even seen me with a bob i look like
jack black

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>>6073909
>no homo
That's for silly boys to worry about. My little quid and I won't need to concern ourselves with that.

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>>6073911
Like a cute gay black jack if such a thing was possible?

>>6073909
Sorry to hear you're tired, good to hear you're buzzed. :3
Nothing much going on with me, got up at 2pm today and it's like 5am by me, so I have a little while until I'll feel like sleeping. Been alternating between posting here and playing Umineko for the past few hours.
>>6073911
>fuck
:o whys?

any black ladies or fellas on here can tell me how their family reacted to them coming out?

>>6073921
Try asking whenever Korra wakes up senpai

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>>6073918
dude fuck
stop

>>6073919
AAAAAAAAAAAAaa

>>6073921
honestly i imagine it going one way or the other with most families
use ya judgment

>>6073897
senpai..

>>6073899
please please...

>>6073906
I love dab pens and wax

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hi again

>>6073926
edie!! whos dat lady ur postin

>>6073909
its rly cute actually

>>6073917
u3u

>>6073926
hi

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>>6073925
>please please...
No need to beg me... this time~. Once I've prodded your weaknesses and fetishes, then I'll make you ask me for it like a proper little kitten.

>>6073926
>tfw my first thought is how well she could pass for a man
Maybe things aren't so hopeless.

>>6073930
i like that

>>6073924
>AAAAAAAAAAAAaa
I-I'm sorry? ;~;
>>6073925
Robin got weird after buying dabs lol, are they particularly strong compared to just smoking?

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>>6073928

lady gaga

>>6073929

wyd

>>6073931

maybe

>>6073928
that's Angelina Jolie lol

>>6073931
yep :^)

theres a fine line between andro dude and being famous for what a hot cis girl you are

>>6073926
Hi again Edie. Remember to get some sleep today.

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>>6073934
sry i am so sorry
i am just letting out the metal screams within me from the rock music
thank u for allowing me to open up
its a meme hehe i hope u have a good day an0n

>>6073936
hAHA edie u got me
THATS NOT LADY GAGA hAHA!
she has white hair silly >_<

>>6073938
got u hahaaAAAA

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>>6073932
Good, because next time I'm around and I catch you posting, I'm going to continue the fun. Goodnight little one. <3

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>>6073917
I've always used it both ways but post you peeps in skirts
>>6073919
Only if I was drunk. Sleeping till 2pm would be nice as fuck, just sleep all day, all of life. I'll probably pass out myself soon!.. What's that game though?
>>6073924
Dood your chart says you talk like a fag and your shits all retarded. But no homo
>>6073929
I'll believe it

>>6073944
>chart
? o ?

its true tho :T im a fag

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>>6073938
>>6073936
So key to seeing a girl in anyone is to just not try and see the man they could be? Because if I stop constantly trying to see the man in myself maybe I'll be able to feel better about myself.

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>>6073940

hi, hello. i will try. i slept 9 hours yesterday though, so. it could be worse!

>>6073942

we're so silly, froggu!!

>>6073934
that was jocelyn who can handle her shatter, Robin got a normal herbal vape the MFLB and it was like her first time, I would recommend an herbal vape or something if you aren't a big stoner but the dab pens are cheaper and stronger

>>6073936
nm being courted for my pizza skills u?

>>6073909
Is your trip a reference to Tokyo Ghoul?

>>6073944
It is pretty nice, yeah. Lucky lazy me~
The game is just some visual novel, a japanese thing. 120 hours across two games, although they're closer to anime than games to be perfectly honest. Not much interaction with the player, it's more watching a story.
>>6073948
Wasn't that obvious? Silly :3
>>6073951
Oh, okay. Thanks for the advices, you're good at giving them!

>>6073943
:3

>>6073948
yep, so many cute cis girls have a face that you realize would look unpassable if it had a few more masculine markers

>>6073954
np! Robin also did a lot

>>6073783
what if i dont want to fuck a liberal special snowflake who will get mad at my 4chan vernacular?

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No matter what I do I still see a man. I think it's because of my skull and it's unchangeable.

I will never be happy like those cute people
>>6073469
>>6073509
>>6073554
>>6073564

>>6073960
why did u reply to me

>>6073950
That's good to hear! I can't even boast that much. Oh, well.

At least work today will not be awful, so I can get my workout done while I'm getting paid.

>>6073960
You're pretty cute though, Nikki.

Sorry about your dysphoria. If I knew how to fix it I'd make millions off you fags. And use it to make myself pretty :^)

>>6073962
cute photo

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>>6073945
Your gay Jew agenda chart of course
>>6073952
That would be neat but no
>>6073954
I know the feels.. It must be pretty good to have watched so much

>>6073960
>No matter what I do I still see a man.
You're probably literally the only person on earth who would see that as a man, you need to chill or see a therapist or get a domme gf who'll force you to like yourself.

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>tfw send normal pic of you in bed with clothes on to a certain chaser kun
>today get a vid of him uh eeh well doing the thingie over my pic


I-is this a dont meet and creepy warning x: ?
Or am i being boring. I mean like.. Have to live right?

>>6073960
thicker or darker brows and you would be a knockout