mtfg chaser edition

>>6070657
i'm suddenly happy single. thanks maddie

who /hon/ here?

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>>6070669
me

>>6070664
fair enough
I love history

>>6070657
>tfw your standards would probably be low enough

>>6070669
same t b h

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Hello

>>6070669
i am an /eternal hon/

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Spartan wants to be good girl

>>6070669
I'm /qt chimera/

>>6070669
Yep.

>>6070669
i'm /ugly masculine man/

>>6070657
I can't deal with men desu

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>>6070654
I'm trying, I'm just weak and don't wanna cause trouble for people

>>6070664
It hurts it's not a luxury, it has become the droning sound of my bell

>>6070671
Yea, sorry

>>>6070628
i can feel it tho and it feels big ;~~;

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>>6070669
I'm the most beautiful hon you'll never meet.

>>6070669
/hon/dred killas, /hon/dred hammers
man I'm the macho like randy

>>6070688
absolutelydisgusting.jpg

>>6070692
old woman pls go

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Real sissies don't wear dresses and heels, they wear shorties and slip ons

>>6070698
I'm not agp but when you're like this i wanna kiss you

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>>6070657
wew lads, this seems to be my thread

got kik?

ORYX

>>6070704
jelly of them legs

>>6070704
>literally a middle aged crossdresser

Enough

>>6070669
I can't be a hon because I haven't transitioned

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I am tired of being a gross masculine man. Someone put me out of this misery

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>>6070707
>lads

Chaser go

>>6070704

let me lick dem legs

>>6070715
PACT

>>6070704

nice manly knees, bro

>>6070704
super kewl shirt desu

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>>6070657
What a distinguished group of gentleman. What more can a woman ask?

>>6070673
Eyyy ghey.

>>6070677
Eyyy Tinkerbell.

>>6070704
Can we get some fries with that shake?

>>6070704
that jareth shirt

>>6070710
You must have missed the massive tits

>>6070704
true

Would you rather be a hon or a man ?

>>6070732
what tits?

This thread..... chasers pls go

>>6070706
o-oh

>>6070732
You're not fooling anyone 'faye'

>>6070714
Shush tinkerbell. The non Magic people are talking

>>6070735
i am both, so ...

>>6070657
The ones on the left are almost palatable.

>>6070735
depending on the answer
you will find out if you're trutrans or not.

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>>6070701
You wish.

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I read somewhere that breaking collar bone makes your shoulders appear smaller. Is that true?

why is dollface avatarfagging with faye's pics?

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>>6070739
>>6070736
Hi

>>6070749
>being this new

that's definitely faye

Are there any girls in here that are actually cute?

>>6070747
don't fuck your shoulders

>>6070747
Yeah you should totally go break your collar bone. Seems like a perfectly reasonable thing to do.

>>6070749
Why do you think it's Edie?

>>6070744
this, no trutrans would ever want to live like a hon

>>6070751
fake tits are fake

>>6070747
Wearr shawls, wear tank tops with visible bra straps and space them apart, wear very wide open collars or very irregular collars.

Literally these fashion tricks exist because there are cis women with much, much broader shoulders than you.

>>6070747
Okay you're crazy. No need to be stupid too.

>>6070747
we get it, you pass

What if I want to take hormones to look like a girl, want to wear girl clothing, and do girly stuff, but I still identify as male?

>>6070735
Dead.

>>6070754
Idk, im not

>>6070691
Yeah but like
I can feel mine and it feels really prominent when I touch it but it's really not that bad
I couldn't even see it in profile

>>6070766
go for it

>>6070766
>>>/lgbt/femgen

>>6070763
>with much, much broader shoulders than you
Eeeeeeeh...

>>6070766
/femgen of course. They are totally not trannies.

>>6070754
>>6070747

>>6070735
whats the difference
>>6070747
get a hobby desu

>>6070766
that's much girlier than me and there's an F on my birth certificate now

>>6070725
Eyyyy anon
>>6070741
T-there are some people who can't use magic??

>>6070766
Just do whatever you want bro. Who the fuck cares what you identify as, dress how you like and act how you like.

>>6070759
:^)

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>>6070763
Like this?

>>6070763
Everyone knows bigger epaulets always are the solution. If there's one thing Blizzard ever got right...

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>>6070724
>>6070728
I love the labyrinth, you just have to over look that they made Jennifer connoly act at eye level to bowie's massive cock

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Hello everyone, how are you doing today? I've noticed my posture is kinda bad, is anyone good at fixing that or exercising? I'm gonna start working on both, I wanna set up a daily routine for me to do and stuff.

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>>6070782
>T-there are some people who can't use magic??
Yes. The cave trolls.

>>6070766
Pick an animal, download a pic dump of it, become a chaser trip

>>6070777
>get a hobby desu
My last bf left me because of awful sex. He just focused too much on my penis and it turned me off. I also think he was an impotent - was flaccid the entire time (2h)


Need my SRS!

>>6070790
i do both a lot. desu the easiest way you can work on your posture is to wear a corset, they force you to stay with a straight back and good posture. your shoulders you have to get used to letting hang and holding back.

>>6070789
I'm pretty sure that's a turnip in those pants anyway. The shape kind of gives it away.

>>6070788
>tfw you go medium armor classes to avoid the mega pauldrons

>>6070787
Yeah, that's a common enough visual trick.

Idk, if anyone wants to make a deal, i was thinking late may. Just email me ok?

[email protected]

>>6070789
>you just have to over look that they made Jennifer connoly act at eye level to bowie's massive cock
but that's important to the plot!
>>6070790
i swim because i'm a cripple but i haven't been because my tits grew and now i'm fat
but i got a tight surf top so now i can go back to not being fat

>>6070803
this. Corsets (real one with metal parts) are the best for forcing good posture.

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>>6070792
Don't be dissing my gains brah

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>>6070787
You look like your average, tun of the mill girl.
What is the problem here exactly? Not everyone looks like Magdalena Wrobel.

>>6070810
wut

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how well does pic related work? i wanna start trying it. i wish i could afford a gym

>>6070725
helloo

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>>6070803
What if I don't have money for a corset yet? I think my problems come from being a neet that just sits at a computer all day. I was gonna try and get better sitting posture, stand up more often to stretch, spend an hour or two exercising a day, get out and walk my dog more, idk.
>>6070810
What's this about?

>>6070822
thank god, right? we'd all be hons. That squareface.

>>6070809
>Yeah, that's a common enough visual trick.
Thank you for pointing that out. I will use it more often from now on.

>>6070824
It doesn't work at all. I thought I linked you an actual book.

>>6070824
It's retarded because anti-hrt.
But it'll give a nice bod either way I guess.

Sometimes I wonder if I'm just really /femgen/ and not actually trans

What's the best place other than med school to actually learn about how HRT works ?

>>6070839
how long on hrt?

>>6070829
Hi, angie

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>>6070829
You shouldn't throw rocks in a glass house anon.

>>6070839
I think they wonder that too.

>>6070845
that post has angie written all over it but somehow i doubt that it's her

anyone wanna go in on enough hrt to accomodate a small town's water tower

>>6070839
a long time ago I wondered this a lot, sometimes I still do out of self-sabotage

if this is causing you this much pain and heartache I don't think it's just a silly fetish or something

>>6070823
>>6070826
I'd anyone wanted to go with me. It'd be nice

>>6070826
corsets are really cheap, but i know youve got money issues rn. its a good buy when you can afford one. the only way to improve posture without one is to just do it, a chair without a back can help some. you want to sit with your back straight and use your muscle to keep you up, not your spine. if you want a good routine for stretching then your best bet is google, theres a ton you can do there and who doesnt love a flexible girl? 20 minutes of stretching or so and then an hour of exercise is solid, but then the ratio of cardio to lifting and where and how to lift changes a lot based on expecations. if you can manage an hour of walking every other day thats a decent bit of cardio thatll help you lose weight, only do about 30 minutes if you want to build some nice hip/thigh/ab muscles.

>>6070849
You think someone is false-flagging as whingie?
Sacre bleu!

>>6070852
shit, i should specify you dont want to stretch that long before your workout, stretch after. and then stretch on your off days too, you should stretch every day and work out every other day

>>6070844
0 days
>>6070846
Probably. I think the main thing that makes me think I'm trans is that the dysphoria ruins my life and makes me suicidal
>>6070850
Took the words out my mouth

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>>6070833
ya you did. i still got the tab open
im just lazy so an image seemed easier

>>6070835
how is it anti-hrt? the protip on the bottom mentions gaining fat while on estrogen

>>6070849
Too much of her old internet persona, I guess. It basically transcended her.

>>6070858
I think you have a pretty smile

>>6070858
>those shoulders

eww

>>6070826
Keep your shoulders back and together, lead with your hips when you walk, stand up straight

Every once in awhile check a window, and remember how it feels when you stand correctly and try to maintain it

>>6070845
Nope. I'm not mean to actual people here.
>>6070849
correct
>>6070846
Bullshit, one of the rights of being a hon is that you can call out other hons and it's cool.

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>>6070857
>I think the main thing that makes me think I'm trans is that the dysphoria ruins my life and makes me suicidal
That's pretty tranny. Just sayin'.

>>6070858
Stop being lazy.

>>6070857
Doubts are really normal, most people get them for a variety of reasons. The fact that it's a rare enough condition and carries a lot of stigma doesn't help.

Also like half of femgen-on-hrt are repressing.

>>6070869
>I'm mean to actual people here.*

ftfy

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>>6070851
Go with you were? I missed your posts
>>6070852
>if you want to build some nice hip/thigh/ab muscles.
I'm not really in it for muscle building, more just being healthier, lowering my cholesterol, getting a butte and general self improvement. I don't wanna get winded by small things, I wanna be able to run and feel good, and yeah idk. I'm not going for gains, just health.
>>6070865
Okay, I'll keep these in mind, thank you :3

I am angie
ama

>>6070869
It's not cool.
Being a passive-aggressive little shit is never cool.

>>6070880
did you get ffs?

>>6070858
It literally says it's for people that don't do hrt. "as best you can without doing actual hrt"

>>6070885
yes

>>6070880
idc

>>6070880
Will you be returning to the jungle to rejoin your band of gorillas?

>>6070881
How was that passive-aggressive? I literally called her square-faced. I'm also being facetious.

>>6070880
did you dox ufufu?

>>6070889
that is not a question.
>>6070893
No, I hate black people and am a notorious racist.
>>6070898
No, that was rawr. I do, however, have an extensive file of Ufufu's details and pictures.

>>6070900
>I do, however, have an extensive file of every trips details and pictures.*

ftfy

>>6070864
a lot of people are actually really attracted to wide shoulders on girls, its more powerful/sporty look. a lot of tops even try their hardest to make shoulders look wider. its all based on what youre going for, theres a lot of body types and tastes.

>>6070876
then youd want at least an hour of cardio every other day, preferably more, and then however much lifting you can manage. focus on full body, you wont be able to do as much but itll burn more calories and help keep muscle growth down. you dont want to just do cardio, you do want to lift some, but doing a lot of cardio before and even after once youre more fit and focusing on a full body routine instead of targeted will make sure you dont gain much muscle if you keep up a decent diet. a gym membership helps a lot, but you can do stuff around the house and walking or hiking just outside to help a lot too. you can always message me if you want specific stuff as well

>>6070863
aw thanks pham! unless youre referring to the pic i just posted. cause thats fer sher not me

>>6070870
eh alright

>>6070887
ya but its not like its saying its only for people not on mones. just says its the best thing aside from mones.

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QUESTION

CAN I TAKE MY ESTROGEN BETWEEN MY CHEEK AND GUM INSTEAD OF UNDER MY TONGUE????

>>6070902
I know where you all live :)

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>>6070906
Eh.

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>>6070906
That girl wasn't smiling. Yeah it think you have a really heart warming, infectious smile.

>>6070915
given your past i actually don't doubt that.

>>6070913
SOMEONE ANSWER THIS PLEASE

is my own penis tricking me.

Cause my dysphoria goes away when I fap.

I fap to men. But I doubt the content matters.

>>6070924
men fucking men or women or traps, anon?

>>6070923
Just take it as a suppository.

>>6070924
Wow that's gay.

>>6070657
more like harmful stereotype edition amirite

>>6070934
SOMEONE TELL ME HOW TO TAKE ESTROGEN

>>6070913
yes =]

>>6070924
you are probably just a fetishist and not an actual tranny

>>6070937
Here, have a helpful link.

https://www.susans.org/forums/index.php?topic=77432.0

>>6070937
YOU RAM IT DOWN YOUR THROAT YOU FUCKING IDIOT

>>6070876
To the...void, i guess

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>>6070919
aw dang well that is so nice to hear. ty!

>>6070918
yaaa i know i know

>>6070932
Sometimes I watch lesbians. But that's a real effort to actually cum to.

So really there has to be a penis in there somewhere for me to enjoy it.

Also all three. Self insertion as bottom in gay trap porn

>>6070953
yep, a fetishist

I WAS TOLD CHEEK TO GUM IS BETTER THAN UNDER THE TONGUE KINDA LIKE CHEW TOBACCO WORKS BETTER CHEEK TO GUM. IS THIS RIGHT? I JUST DON'T WANT TO WASTE MY TIME AND HAVE IT NOT ENTER MY BLOOD RIGHT.

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>>6070913
Probably but what's the problem with under your tongue?
>>6070949
I don't think I can join you in the void anon

>>6070946
I would have thought that too.

If the feeling of dysphoria didn't plague me every other time of the day.

>>6070913
>taking oral estrogen
do u even want to be a girl baka

>>6070960
YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO TAKE A FISTFUL OF PILLS AND RAM THEM RIGHT UP YOUR ASSHOLE

>>6070960
Sublingual for better effects is a meme.

But it's easier for the liver. So do sublingual anyway, it's healthier.

>>6070960
If it's not working it'll show up on your blood tests.

>>6070960
Yeah just toss in some fiberglass with your titty skittles. Thats how dip works

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>>6070950
Now go and make us all proud.

>>6070958
Ok I'll make sure to lie and omit that. Cause I wanna be a women

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>>6070966
MY DOCTOR GAVE IT TO ME AND TOLD ME INJECTIONS ARE TRICKY

>>6070962
>what's the problem with under your tongue
I HAVE IT SPLIT IN TWO

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mDJTWBZXUp0

>>6070977
Lying is the fast track to womenhoods

>>6070962
It's cool. Wasn't aimed at you specifically. Have a good one

>>6070979
Jesus christ. Fucking kill yourself

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>>6070979
>I HAVE IT SPLIT IN TWO
LOL
O
L

>>6070979
Injections are as tricky as sex.

Push it firmly into the right spot.

WILL IT EVEN ABSORB BETWEEN CHEEK AND GUM? I DIDN'T KNOW ALL OF YOU WERE SO CLUELESS ABOUT HRT

>>6070979
Anon, how do you live with metal sticking out of your face? I don't know if I could handle that, but good for you I guess...

>>6070994
yes i do it all the time

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I require a lemon edit

>>6070979
Injections being better is a TOTAL meme, no research to substantiate that. unless money is the issue.

>>6070994
please stop yelling at me anon

>>6070995
Lives with the constant fear and avoidance of fish and tackle shops.

>>6070991
This is the funniest gif I've ever seen

>>6070999
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yOtBaQOBU6Y

>"Alright dysphoria, I'm just gonna do this *repression action* and if you get repressed! It's your own fault!

now I am starting to worry I am not taking my estrogen right. I put it under my tongue and like 10 min later it turns into powder and I always swish it around my mouth till it all goes away, is this bad?

>>6071022
No, as far as I'm aware when it's basically weird spit it's done.

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>>6071022

>>6071022
That sounds like it's supposed to be swallowed. There is some that needs under the tongue but it dissolves entirely. It however needs to be under the tongue as thats where the membranes where it soaks in are.

>>6071022
>>6071023
Christ almighty girls.

>>6070735
i am both.

I started seeing someone. She's trans. As far as I can tell all of her friends are other trans women. Why?

>not taking your estrogen as a suppository

Lol its like you want to be a man

>>6071047
Inability to function with or around normal people?

>>6071047

Her name is Edie and she's a succubus.

>>6071047
because it's nice to have friends that you can relate with?
jesus these idiots

>tfw the fluid druid dropped you in the cauldron with estrogen as a baby so you are always horny for roman dick.

Post your /mtfg/ qt tier list

>>6071072

Elanna.

It's not about looks, but she is very qt.

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>>6071072
Numero Uno: Kayla

Then come the rest.

>>6071072
can i be qt yet?

>>6071072
edie
ufufu
faye


Pretty much it

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reminder that one day your struggle will be seen as frivolous as changing clothes and you will die knowing that those after you will laugh as they do what you did with incredible ease.

>>6071102
no one respects history anymore...

>>6071102
this is true about most things

>>6071049
They actually offered me that, it's cheaper then injections desu

>tfw Edie will never fuck your estrogen into you

>puts on really cute outfit
>stays inside all day using computer
why can't i go outside and socialize or join a club?

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>>6071102
>tfw no qt blonde boy who can turn me into a cis girl and then ravage me all day for an entire week
this life is pain
>>6071117
Stop being so shy anon, outside is nice~

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>>6071102
I wish trannies drew better. The art is just embarrassing.

>>6071072
literally perfect:
>hannah

everyone else:
>everyone else

>tfw don't look male or female just look like a weird ugly faggot

>>6071117
Maybe you have internalized trans mysogeny, try toning down your clothes until your comfy, and then make them girlier once you're used to it

>>6071117

iktf

I have no friends and live in a small town so it's pointless.

It's all pointless.

>>6071123
mooffz is a great artist

>>6071125
trip on hannah

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Sharing this again for /mtfg/ opinions
trying to put together a new outfit

>>6071123
>>6071134
that moofz? neat

>>6071121
>>tfw no qt blonde boy who can turn me into a cis girl and then ravage me all day for an entire week

implying the qt blonde boy won't use it to turn himself into a cis girl eventually.

>>6071047
All but a few of my absolute closest friends are trans because I'm not afraid of being outed to them.

>>6071139
super qt 3.14

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>>6071134
>mooffz is a great artist
I beg to differ.

>>6071117
Why do you wear the cute outfit?

>>6071139
How did you make a webm of yourself

I thought only celebrities and rich people could do that

>>6070704
No THOSE are some legs! :)

>>6071139
what is your ethnicity ?

outfit is okay

>>6071139
That's not an outfit. That's an autistic mess of random shit.

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>Still in boymode, only 2mo on hormones
>Be hanging out with my friends last night
>One of my male friends is blackout drunk
>He starts sniffing my hair
>Everyone's like "R wtf r u doing"
>He's like "Commmmee on, Iiiii'm allowed to be weird when i"m drrunk, Anon is weeird as helll when he's drunk"
>Go home confused myself as to why tf that happened
>Suddenly remember I'm on hormones
>Wipe under balls
>No more man smell

IT'S HABBENING

>>6071123
What makes you think the person who drew that is trans and not a guy with a gender transformation fetish?

>>6071153

Unless he looked gross, you wasted your chance to make out with him.

>>6071123
that's not a tranny, that's some fetishist. Like, a legitimate one, not agp meme.

>>6071159
same shit different asshole.

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>>6071144
>tfw no qt blonde buddy who switches between whatever sex he feels like at the time
Think of it, I could have a cute bf or gf whenever I wanted, this sounds like a great idea

>>6071166
no.

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>>6071144

>>6071169
tell me about your parents

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>>6071152
She'd make a great JRPG party member though.

>>6071146

<3

>>6071149

WebmCam

>>6071151

South american.
Wut could be different, do you think? x:

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>>6071154
>>6071159
He couldn't be a a tranny in training?

>>6071175
Not enough zippers.

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it's funny how a drawing experiences more happiness and fufillment than anyone here will have.

YOU WILL NEVER BE CIS

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>"eww chasers"

>>6071191

btw the person in the video is actually a cis-girl

>>6071177
lose the key
lose the waist skirt/scarf
needs more flannel

>>6071191
if you watch the entire video she was acting like a complete jackass and would not leave so it's hard to feel sorry

>>6071194
nope

>>6070979
I want to get my tongue split.

How much did you have to pay?

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hi mtfg~ how's your saturday going?

>>6071191
>>6071194
>>6071200
sauce?
>>6071210
i keep putting off work

>>6071210
I'm eating a chicken burger and have a chocolate fudge cake lined up next so I'm pretty stoked about that.

>>6071210
terrible

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>>6071191
>mfw chasers

>>6071210
gud just ate a bowl of golden grahams

u?

>>6071210
edie i just ate A LOT of mediterranean food

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>>6071190
Drawings don't experience emotions.

>>6071191
w e w l a d
source? emos getting stomped is such a wonderful turn on

I use to be a chaser, then I realized I just want a feminine bf to escape female bullshit/drama, but trans people embody female bullshit/drama.

>>6071215
>>6071236
can't find full video but heres the most annoying parts

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=eb4_1404450170

>>6071238
Good luck finding a femboy bf that isn't trans in denial or just as prone to bullshit and drama as a female anyways. I mean, I'm sure they exist somewhere?

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>>6071215
>>6071220

why?

>>6071219

i'm jealous. :>
save me some cake?

>>6071228

i just woke up a bit ago. thinking about food before work. are golden grahams still good?

>>6071230

jelly desu. did you go out to eat with friends or anything?

>>6071242
>i'm gonna be a twat in public
>oh no someone murdered me
stop being a twat

>>6071242
thanks!!!

>>6071254

make one more joke like that and we're not friends anymore

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>ywn have a little girl to hold and tell her how precious she is
>ywn kiss over her head as you whisper reassurances into her ear
>you will never cook her favorite meal for her and see her eyes light up as soon as she tastes it
>she will never sit on your lap and eat and go on the computer as you hold her and watch shows with her
>she will never run to you when you get home from work and wrap her little arms around you
>she will never hold onto you as tight as she can when you cuddle and go to sleep
>you will never hear and feel how happy she is to have a mommy
I wish I was competent enough to be a mommy so I can handle all the important stuff and support her to make her happy

>>6071253
because i can't into motivation and i should probably still be taking adderall but it makes me feel like a crackhead

Has anyone else stopped passing? I was doing fine for almost a year and I haven't changed anything about myself but a few months ago I started getting misgendered every now and again and now it's daily. I don't know what I did that suddenly made me more obvious.

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>tfw no chaser boyfriend who isn't attracted to my penis or the fetish of a transgirl and is just okay with me having a penis and wants to know me as a person

>>6071259
i'm sorry i said that but i think it's irresponsible to antagonize people, not that she deserved to get curbstomped

>>6071253
no i ordered in bc i have been watching supernatural all day in my underwear

>>6071269
Have you become more complacent in your looks and mannerism?

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Hiii! Guess who got a shit load of skincare samples for free
And this little fennec fox mango hand cream

>>6071262
Adopt; even if you aren't perfect you'll probably be a better parent than the state-run orphanage.

>>6071273
Which season are you on..
>>6071277
Nice score Red :)

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>>6071210
Another day without my bae :(

>>6071269
maybe your AA has stopped working
let me guess, spiro?

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>>6071259
>"joke"
its the truth hon

>>6071281
im in season 9 rn...i started like a month ago >.>;;

>>6071262

Yeah, everything's shit, isn't it?

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>>6071282
I would be okay with never having had a highschool lesbian romance if I was born a cis girl so idk why I'm so upset that it never happened because I was a boy and scared of girls

>>6071275
I don't think so, I used to wear men's clothes all the time (too poor to buy a new wardrobe) and never had a problem. I even get called he and him and shit wearing dresses. I wonder if my voice is slipping or something, maybe I was more conscious of it before because it was new to me and took more focus.

>>6071270
How often do people manage to find someone like this where the boyfriend doesn't eventually turn out to have been a repressing transgirl themselves? Honest question.

>>6071279
Easier to impregnate some whore who will sign over and dissappear.

I suppose private adoption would be best.

>>6071296
this is pretty spot on.

but to answer your question; never

>>6071287
Yasssss. Every time i hear carry on i get goosebumps now. Roomie has it as her ringtone so its a problem.

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>>6071266

i get that. if it helps though it is definitely something to consider.

>>6071269

i've never heard of this happening.

>>6071273

JEALOUS! there's no mediterranean place that delivers here.
how are you doing though, Maddie? is everything alright?

>>6071282

>mfw

iktf.....

>>6071291
I had lesbian highschool relationships, they just thought they were dating a straight boy who wore panties and liked cow girl

>>6071304
yeah I just wish I had the confidence to do that too instead everyone thought I was a creep who stared at the girls

>>6071303
yeah but i just got my prescription canceled and i'm out of it
i guess i'll do some of the work

>>6071270

You got get over yourself man. People are never just gonna be in it for your personality, or else there would be no need for sexual orientations. A chaser liking you for your body is no different than when any guy likes a girl.

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>eating lunch
>get up to leave
>say something loudly in my guy voice
>everyone from both tables near us stare at me
>mfw

>>6071303
ya im ok. ive been really nervous about some school stuff that i've been procrastinating about, hence the alcoholism. its easier to drink than work >.> but otherwise, haven't heard anything from that guy in like a week. semester is almost over, new nose soon ^^ hbu?
>>6071302
dean or cass?

>>6071269
You got 1 year older, also I'm guessing your hair is longer but looks like shit, am I right?

>decided to fap because bored
>body felt really different when fapping than it used to
I don't know if it's a placebo effect or something, but wow
>>6071242
fug I forgot that happened over in L5P like a mile from me
>>6071262
I'm just going to adopt a kid once I've got a stable life and relationship after school. Though it sucks I'll never get pregnant

>tfw sticking a screw driver up my nose and gt

>>6071303
edie have you ever done that for a cam show?=>

>>6071303
>there's no mediterranean place that delivers here
i feel sorry for you

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>>6071316
no, it is very very different.
a dude talking to a girl only about her vagina is going to be called a creep, and rightfully so.
also nice misgendering.

>>6071322
Cass, something about defiling an innocent rings my bell.
Honestly my favorite is Crowley.

>>6071335
i think cass is the hottest too but dean could ring my bell any day >.<;;

>>6071323
I don't think the difference between 21 and 22 is really noticeable. Yes it's longer, no it doesn't look like shit. I've been wearing it up since it got long enough to tie anyways.

>>6071337
>not having all of them.
Moose would stand around making faces the entire time.

>>6071342
How do you tie your hair?

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>>6071334
>pic
>going surfing in wetsuits
>"i didn't know [you were trans]"

>>6071191
>brown flats with that outfit
>that outfit
Not saying she deserved it
But maybe she deserved it??

>>6071350
Same way you wear a bikini to the beach preop.

You get really, really good at tucking.

>>6071351
Everyone in that video deserves to be killed

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>>6071314

sorry Myna bb.

>>6071317

this is what happens when you assume you're an alpha male rather than a beautiful woman to everyone who sees you!

>>6071322

i'm really glad that the creepy stalker guy has backed off.
what's the school stuff you're worried about? you know you're capable of doing whatever you want.
i wouldn't think there's any reason to be nervous about it.

>>6071326

what? sipped on wine?

>>6071332

as well you should.

>>6071351
Theres been times ive wanted to snatch a girl off the street and dress them properly. I think this guy went too far for fashion sake.
>>6071355
I wish i could, theres literally too much to tuck.

>>6071355
>going outside ever
>>6071361
everything is awful right now though so i doubt crack would make me do my work

>>6071285
You'll cut your own head off with that edge if you're not careful.

>>6071359
This desu
>>6071366
Kek
>>6071362
Yeah poorly dressed people trigger me

>>6071350
It's pretty easy to hide your bulge while wearing a wetsuit, supposedly.

>>6071372
Getting cpmlimented on clothing is just as good as gendered correctly.
Feels so good desu.

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>>6071361
im giving a talk at a conference on a paper in like 3 weeks but i haven't written the paper yet

>>6071376
I hate when my old therapist kept saying I dressed nicely when I literally showed up in outfits I threw together in seconds v.v

>>6071334

I tend to avoid discussing the dick, even though its part of why I'm attracted, I'm still genuinely interested in getting to know the person, but since I like the d I think I get counted out anyway.

Does anyone want to come over and play with my train set?

>>6071361
XD

>>6071385
Either means you're style is on point or her hugbox is strong.

Its probably on point.
>>6071384
Do your paper! Dean will be waiting when your done ^.^

>>6071385
Maybe you were dressed nicely, at least compared to her other clients
Lol
>>6071376
Yeah girls complimenting each other is always nice~~
Sisterhood

>>6071384
wear a pantsuit, take out your junk as you present it

>>6071394
You're* fuuucking phone.
>>6071396
>this
My therapist is always surprised by how i dress and act. Are the others that bad? Yes Kelly..

Jesus..

Listen fellow chasers. I know you have a fetish for girls like those in this thread but you need to understand. They are pristine, delicate, beautiful penis girls that need someone strong in their lives to keep them safe and happy ok? So back off, this is my turf.

>>6071384
Sit down and do your fucking paper.

>>6071396
>at least compared to her other clients
Now I almost feel sad for her.

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>>6071365

what's awful?

>>6071384

that sounds like a lot of stress. i'm sure you could very easily write it though, right? why be stressed?

>>6071392

o-ok...

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>>6071373
teach me

>>6071401
I must respectfully disagree. They all know that only one man here can keep them happy, and that man is me.

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>>6071403

>>6071401
I dont need a man tyvm. Fuck your gender rolls, because mine are more delicious.

*Im not a feminist and dont take my bullshit seriously. Too many sensitivities so ive included this disclaimer.

>>6071412
kill yourself tbqh

>>6071403
i've been really stressed out because of the end-of-semester stuff and it's taking a serious toll on my physical health and mental stability
it's the same reaction that caused me to drop out of college twice already and worrying about suppressing the overwhelming panic is stressful on its own, i'm not even confident i'll make it through the rest of the semester, which is basically only the next week

>>6071412
i actually have a nice set of sounders i use on some of my friends, ive used other things because its interesting but i prefer the nice ones since they just feel more right. never could manage to enjoy the sensation

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>>6071414

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>tfw you know that your whole city is a hugbox with no exceptions
>>6071385
Same.
>>6071350
You don't see it in a wetsuit.

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>>6071401
>>6071409
*eats you*

>>6071420
that seems unlikely but plausible

>>6071423
>tfw you will never get fucked by a tyrannosaurus rex

>>6071428
>getting fucked by t-rex but he cant slap your ass.

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>>6071412

are you ok, Oryx?

>>6071417

have you talked to your doctor about anxiety meds?

>>6071428

idktf

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>>6071401
>>6071409
my sides

>>6071400
O-oh
My goodness
That's awkward
>>6071402
Lol
I feel like it comes with the territory almost

>>6071431
chating with a qt guy

>>6071418
=}

>>6071428
There's always dinosaur erotica.

>>6071419
The face of the creepy autistic rapist chaser responsible for 90% of mtfg anon bullying.