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Cis Lesbian General: Imaginary Girlfriend edition

What's your perfect girlfriend like? What would be your ideal first date? This is the theme song today: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wo6ZnBPGxeQ

This thread is intended for AFAB lesbian discussion. Here are some filters because it's dangerous to go alone
http://pastebin.com/hmZKdbmE

Transgender lesbians, bisexuals, and men with questions can find the "chill" lesbians by searching for "chill lesgen"

The good ole days: >>6051881
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Q should be: What's your perfect girlfriend like, what were your past girlfriends like, and more realistically, what type of person are you gonna end up with?
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>>6061110
I can't stand that song. I didn't like it much to begin with, and local radio played the shit out of it for months.
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>>6061139
You were alive for that? Be my girlfriend pls. I love older women.

>>6061128
You don't even need to answer the question tbqh. But be as specific as you'd like.
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>>6061156
>You were alive for that?
Dear god, is this what it's like to be old?
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>>6061156
>You were alive for that?

Oh my god, you're such a fetus.
Why am I even posting in a fetal alcohol syndrome recovery forum.
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Transbian here. You girls can't stop me from lusting for your booties and posting here.
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>>6061156
>1997
>alive for that
You what.
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>>6061174
kekadoodle doo. I was alive but I can't remember that even being on the radio. Was like three.

>>6061172
Are you into 21 yo?
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>>6061187
>Are you into 21 yo?
You... were born the same year the Macarena was released in the US?
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>>6061196
I don't think she even knows what it is.
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>>6061196
Is that the landmark event of 95? Oh and rip in peace Prince.
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>>6061196

>that memory of the pretty older girl with light brown hair ushering me into my first and last public performance of the macarena when I was like four.

I had no idea what I was doing, but at least I got to dance with a qt girl.
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>>6061180
Realbian (real lesbian) here
Let's see that useless floppy girlstinker, boy.
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>>6061207
If I'm being completely honest that's probably for the better.

>>6061211
>Is that the landmark event of 95?
Absolutely.

>>6061223
I too was taught the Macarena by qt girls.
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Let's Macarena, then.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XiBYM6g8Tck
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>>6061256
>>6061243
All I'm picturing now are chubby middle-aged lesbians with mom haircuts dancing around. Which all in all, is not that bad.
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Hey gals, I want a girlfriend.
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>>6061272
>chubby middle-aged lesbians with mom haircuts
But I'm not chubby. And I'm not middle-aged.
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>>6061285
Well looks like I'm going to proposition you for sex then!
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>>6061291
Don't even try, I'm pretty sure we're not on the same continent.
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>>6061256
This is the version I remember:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anzzNp8HlVQ

>>6061272
I might be middle-aged in a country with low life expectancy, but I still get carded when I drink.
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>>6061298
I get carded too! Well I turned 21 literally four days ago.

>>6061296
That never stopped me. Why would that ever stop me? Do you want to have sex?
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Hey guys I want a girlfriend
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>>6061317
>Do you want to have sex?
Well, nobody touched me for nearly 4 years, so yeah, kinda. But we won't talk about hours of sex, more like days. With a little sleep in between, of course.
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Lesgen, I am always surprised by the lack of lesbian exposure on TV.
I mean, lately my mom has been watching a new program called "first dates" (not a great show by the way) where people go to blind dates in order to find their soul mate. The thing is that there have been several gay pairings but none of them were lesbians. And I can think of many examples like this one.
Is there a specific reason? I feel like this can be applied to the real world as well. Like lesbians are hiding (or perhaps they are hidden) for an unknown motive.

I should not talk because I am part of the "hiding group" but this fact certainly surprises me.
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Hey i want a girlfriend
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>>6061347

I feel like in general, for whatever reason, gay men tend to be more attracted to glamour and attention and publicity and lesbians tend to be averse to all those things.
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>>6061338
I really really like you.
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>>6061365
Damn, anon.
And yet I promised myself to never touch again ~21/23 yo girls since they always end fucking me up.
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>>6061356
>>6061330
>>6061282
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>>6061378

Hey bb. I'm 25 and I remember the Macarena ;D
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>>6061378
Not this one. I'm desperate to hold on.

>>6061390
You get back in line. Where the fuck are your manners?
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>>6061422
And I'm desperate for lesbian contact.
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>>6061478
Well what the fuck are we waiting for? Only one teensy tiny requirement tho...
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>>6061483
As long as you don't look like the Queen Victoria, I'm okay.
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>>6061492
GOLD STAR ONLY
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>>6061508
STOCKHOLM
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Looking at historical dance charts because of the Macarena, did America never really get into the whole eurodance thing?
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>>6061604
I don't know how to dance.
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>>6061642
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>>6061642
Dance charts as in single rankings, not step walkthroughs.
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How old are you /cis-lesgen/?

http://www.strawpoll.me/10012022
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>>6061347
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>>6061968

Tbqh I think there are a decent amount of lesbians fiction-wise. The lack of representation seems to be more in the IRL entertainer section, which is why I posted >>>>6061362

Then fiction has the issue of their lesbians always being killed off or being some kind of negative stereotype...
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Anyone ever make (or tried to make) a tulpa gf?
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>>6062040
Technically the biggest problem in LGBT entertainment is the fact that too many shows are about LGBT-rights/social views/etc and not about actual human beings doing what humans do aka fuck things up when they try to do good.

I haven't met that many movies with lesbians that don't address homophobia at all. Everything is more or less about the social struggle of being not-straight. Good for growing up, but I'm too damn tired when all the good romances and drama can only be found in manga and vidya. God dammit, why can't we have quality movies and series where lesbians are human beings?

Also I kinda hate it when lesbians are killed because the main male character can't fuck them because they're lesbians. Or they're "lesbian until meeting the main male character"-girls.
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>>6061575
UPPSALA
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>>6062087
S-ska vi fika, Anon?
>träffa en trevlig svenskar här i /lesgen
>utbytesstudent från Finland
>jaghatarmittliv.jpg
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>>6062086

I feel you on everything. People are so used to pairing up men and women because they smiled at each other once. Lesbian characters definitely get killed/converted/written off sometimes because the writers just don't know what to do with them if they can't pair them with a guy.

And I feel like you rarely see gay adults on shows too, they're usually teenagers so they can go with the lazy "figuring yourself out/coming out to people" drama storyline. Teenagers don't interest me anymore, damnit, that's why I stopped watching anime.
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>>6062087
>>6062114

I demand recordings of you guys speaking in swedentalk.

It's really pretty to listen to.
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>>6061954
>http://www.strawpoll.me/10012022
27

my maternal bio clock has me obsessed with my toddler nieces and nephews. I want to kidnap them and raise them as my own. make it stop lesgen!
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>>6062129
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sY_Yf4zz-yo
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>>6062175

When'd this start? I'm 25 and still nothin'.
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>>6062175
God I hope that never happens to me. I hate kids, and I've always said if never have them so it'd just be a massive backflip
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>>6062086
Yep, I agree. I liked Carol because it mixes both sides: on one hand, we have the whole marriage and custody problem. On the other hand, they are just two girls that fell in love with each other.
But then we have lots of "she is a lesbian because of this trauma", "she hates men", "she wants dick in reality" or "she is dead" tropes. And I just want to watch a TV series or film about two women falling in love, cuddling and doing cute things. I started watching The 100 before the third season aired and now I do not know if I can endure the rest I have left…

>>6062126
Also that. I have been reading lots of yuri manga and playing some games (like the Strawberry Panic visual novel, I have no shame). But the ones that I enjoyed the most are from the author called Nishi Uko. Adult girls going out with other girls because they want to! No highschool phase or peer pressure. And that is plainly great.
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>>6062175
>>6062189
started for me around 25. I don't really blame a biological clock though. I had a career that I liked that felt stable and was in a great LTR with a woman that I loved. I think that is what triggered it. Now she moved away to pursue her dream job, and I've only got the career, but I still want to kidnap my brother's kids.
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>>6062189
Maybe ours are broken, I'm 29 and I hate children.
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>>6061128
I'm more curious about the whole "live life normally, don't think about it and eventually you'll find a girl who likes you back when you least expect it" talk.

This is literally what everyone in a relationship says.
How true is it, and am i in advantage if I'm good looking, but in disadvantage if I'm introverted and generaly socially withdrawn?
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>>6061110
Your op admitted to spamming bait threads all over the board? Can you give one reason why the mods shouldn't delete this thread too?

Spam shit, lose all your threads.
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>>6062220
I don't even hate kids (just teenagers), it's more that I just can't imagine that what I'd get out of it could be worth all of the sacrifices you'd have to make money-wise, time-wise, etc.

Maybe if I knew that my kid would grow up to be like an astronaut or a scientist working on a cancer cure or something, but imagine all that effort and she/he just ends up a 4chan-browsing sperglord loser like us?

I'd be happiest just befriending a family with cute kids who I can be the cool neighbor to and buy them robots and shit for their birthdays.

But then they'll gossip behind my back about "oh how sad she was never able to have kids she clearly wants to be a mother". Shit, I lose either way.
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>>6062216
>Nishi Uko
d/a, but fuck yeah! Her and Houjou KOZ are the best.
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>>6062257
>Can you give one reason why the mods shouldn't delete this thread too?

We'll just create a new one.
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>>6062126
Also in most movies and series, romance is stupid subplot that should be abandoned. Hence the reason why I liked Fury Road so much: it give me one good "story" where women weren't useless and there was no bullshit romance between two warriors for life. Not that I care much for straight pairings, it was nice.
>>6062216
That's another thing making me furious. I know that gays are a minority and female sexuality is fluid but c'mon, point of being a lesbian is no guys in a relationship.

Makes me sad when writers make bad movies with needless romance subplots all over again. I hope that next Star Wars gives me the lesbian Sith/Jedi pairing of my dreams or at least makes Rey a Sith for life.
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>>6062129
Never. I'm still just learning Swedish and my accent is terrible.
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>>6062272
Fine by me, maybe you'll learn not to spam shitposts next time
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So bored.
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>>6062329
>toilet bowl open
Classy.
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>>6062260
>it's more that I just can't imagine that what I'd get out of it could be worth all of the sacrifices you'd have to make money-wise, time-wise, etc.
Strangely enough, I can. I just don't feel a pressing need to have one myself. And I prefer to stay away from other people's if given the choice.
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>>6062257
Maybe you should go cry about it in tlg with the rest of the sad little pathetic boys.
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>>6062060
Wouldn't work, would miss physical contact at some point.
Although I won't deny saying I have tried it before as a form of fantasy.
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Tulpas are imaginary friends, right?

>if you believe in it, it will happen

Thank god that isn't the case. Otherwise I'd have been murdered by Chucky before my 8th birthday.
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>>6062260
I've had this theory that everybody wanting to be a parent should take a 4-year university course in parenting.

Most of the society's problems come from shitty family environment - or total lack of it. Of course some people are just fucked up no matter how you look at it. But I've worked for far too long as a security officer hearing the stories about how many of my customers have had shitty family backgrounds. I'm just too tired of hearing those stories and far too jaded to actually care all that much anymore.

Raising children is not a job: it's a lifestyle that's always on. There'll never be a moment when one isn't a parent: until the day you die you're a parent. And still your child my grow up to be a shithead and still blame you to everyone who is listening. Raising humans is damn difficult and making them to succeed in more and more global, competitive society is a task not many parents are prepared to. Or they are like tiger moms and dads which might be even worse for children - one day they wake up thinking about who they are despite their success. Or something like that.
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>>6062369
Not even from there, just think that people who shit all over the walls need to be sent for a time out.

But go on, keep digging yourself deeper.
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>>6062395
>just think that people who shit all over the walls need to be sent for a time out
d/a, but I have no objection to that (even though it rarely accomplishes anything). So report them and move on, posting about it just creates more shit.
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>>6062329
That second mirror tripped me out. I would tho.

>>6062114
SWEDISH GIRLS PLS RESPOND
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>>6062394
I wouldn't subject a child to two mothers.

My lifestyle is incompatible with the greater needs of society, thus I'll opt out of parenting, despite the fatalistic condemnations from wombs-on-legs with no will power.
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>>6061110
>Transgender lesbians
I'm getting so fucking tired of this term, no we're not 'Transgender lesbians' we ARE LESBIANS and that's all, stop trying to divide us.
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>>6061492
Don't insult Queen Viccy ok?
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>>6062668

The transbians are the ones who started tlg, so I'm guessin' you're just a bored het guy. 2/10 got me to reply. Post girl on girl or gtfo.
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http://www.strawpoll.me/10012022/r

50+ anon pls teach me how to please a woman
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>>6062556
You shouldn't be allowed to have a girl kiss you if you don't see lesbian mothers as the best thing possible.
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>>6062688
>bored hetero guy
Soooo... A transbian?
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>>6062512
You're not getting any Nordic love ever, Anon, so quit it already.
>tfw never going be a Scandinavian
>so much jealousy
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>>6062721
She's still in the denial phase. Give her some time and she'll accept her fate as a lesbian sex slave to an older, successful woman.
>tfw not a billionaire lesbian
>tfw not owning my own harem
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>>6062688
>so I'm guessin' you're just a bored het guy
Well, you guessed right.
>>6062556
My Brothers GF was raised by lesbian mothers and she seems pretty normal, a little bit shy but nice/

Also do actual lesbians like strap ons or does it remind you of penis too much?
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Are both of these posters one person? The layout is the same. Or is it just lesbian hive mind?

>>6062793
Don't be jealous anon, I love all women. I just need a perfect Scandinavian to take home to the folks.
>>6062798
Reconditioning camp certainly sounds like a possibility. All the self-loathing gays get a visit from mama.
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>>6062810

Sex toys in general look goofy af. I want to touch a woman's body, not a hunk of plastic damnit.

I read a study that strap ons aren't even like a top-5 lesbian sex act, but I'm sure some women don't mind the shape because there's still a boobylicious body attached. P.S. post moar gifs
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>tfw always be a tranny
>tfw no strong mormon bf to impregnate me and help continue the white race
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>>6062825
Ponytailed Scandinavian best Scandinavian.
>tfw no Swedish gf with eyeglasses, blue eyes and messy ponytail
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>>6062810
Dildos that look even vaguely like penises freak me out. That shit's gotta be a tentacle, or look like a magical girl's wand or something.
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>>6062810
I like them when I'm having BDSM-sessions. Otherwise when making love I kinda hate them. Sure, some vibrator might have some uses but strap-ons are a no-no.
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SEA
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>>6062921
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>>6062928
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>>6062921
>SEA
Southeast Asia?? The ocean??
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>>6062939
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>>6062953
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>>6062962
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>>6062761
Most of this thread is bored Hetero men
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>>6062969
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>>6063010
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>>6063004
>>6063010
Why are you posting these sub-human, ugly ass bitches?
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>>6062842
I have lots of strapon gifs and lezdom webms but I don't think I can post them on this board.
>>6062897
>>6062904
So you don't like penetration?
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>>6063017
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>>6063019
I DO NOT CARE ABOUT YOUR OPINION
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>>6063019

>anime qirls being ugly ever

Vat.
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>>6063038
You're ruining the purity of this place. Submit to the Lesbian Inquisition for suitable punishment, heretic.
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o help me lesgen, I got diagnosed with herpes today at age 20 and I feel like my sex life is over. Is anyone else in the same boat?
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>>6063048
WHAT ?
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>>6063061
SURE YOU HAD SEX WITH A BISHIT
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>>6063077
Don't be like that, I know you want spanking.
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>>6061180
Why
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>>6061282
Also

Why
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>>6062411
Whatever, don't really care. The mods are gone so their shit keeps piling up in the rest of the board. If they want to keep people out here, then there's no reason to do what they want.
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Me on the right.
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http://www.strawpoll.me/10012022/r

50+ anon, teach me how to please a woman.
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>>6063333
Bets say it's a predator posting this
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>>6062688
>The transbians are the ones who started tlg
That's not true.
It was started by someone from here as a "go here trannies" although the trannies have continued the threads.
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These shows for little girls are pretty fucking gay, no wonder Japan is dying.
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>>6063081
:(
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2cute4me
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>>6063042
Get that weeaboo shit outta my face
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>>6063729
Fuck off, normie.
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>>6063729
You're a girl for my taste. Can I buy or marry you?
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>>6063026
I'm down with penetration. I just don't want a strap on to look like an actual dick with pulsing veins. It's disgusting.
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>>6063894
Male posters are to be redirected to the thread where their questions can be answered. It's not this one.

>>6063864
I'm actually a gross purveyor of japaneezi shit. But in this context it should be avoided.

>>6063816
Only normies have girlfriends, anon. If you put away your disgusting habits, maybe a girl would like you.
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>>6063816
Creepy man out
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>>6063729
Here's a protip when browsing lesgen. Any time you see anime being posted it is ALWAYS by a poster with a Y chromosome. The dead giveaway is their autism. Whenever you see an anime picture being posted you should flag it so the man pretending to be a qt animu grill will leave

https://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/the-red-light-district/201411/link-between-autism-and-gender-dysphoria

http://www.medpagetoday.com/Psychiatry/GeneralPsychiatry/55673
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>all this weeashit
Pig. disgusting.
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>>6063729
>>6063816
>>6063905
>>6064052
Can't we all just get along?
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>>6064069
Where do you think we are?
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>>6064074
A place where anyone can say what they want without fear of consequence. I'm not saying to put on the nice for the sake of social acceptance and hope of recieving like kind, I'm just want people to question their judgements once in a while.
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>>6064114
Girl, we're just shitposting. Don't take yourself so seriously, you'll pull something.
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>>6064134
>Girl,
Please don't call me that, sir.
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>>6064141
>sir
I'll have you know that I identify as an Apache attack helicopter. Respect my pronouns, shitlord.
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>>6064134
Nah that's basically my version of shitposting, it's all good.

>>6064141
Internet impersonation ahoy.
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>>6064145
>Apache attack helicopter
What pronoun would that be? BRRRT?
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Say something lesgen.
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>>6064306
I wonder if a Kryptonian orgasming would pulverize you fingers.
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>>6064319
It might. Depends on what her body does.
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>>6062512
https://youtu.be/mY4Qc5TPQi8
The beginning and end of the vid's all I can give you this morning.
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>>6064324
I so desperately want to find out. None of my pornographic fanfiction has addressed this.

Like I mean if she's really losing it, really coming all over your hand, she's gotta be losing control of those muscles, right? Which is hot as fucking shit, but how does she keep from grinding your hand into a bloody bone-paste?

I mean, I think those of us in Super-fandom generally collectively decide to ignore the whole man-of-steel-woman-of-kleenex issue. But I just need a reasonable explanation for this in the back of my mind.

Who even knows Kryptonians have the same pelvic floor muscles we do? They're only superficially human, right? I mean, all of canon indicates they have the same genitals, so probably, but

These are important questions for o̶u̶r̶ ̶m̶o̶d̶e̶r̶n̶ ̶a̶g̶e̶ my masturbation sessions.
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Supergirl is pretty cute but she's never going to kiss her step sister except in fan works so I have mixed feelings.
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>>6064375
They have such an adorable sisterly bond, tho. I can't get behind the incest fantasies.
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>>6064359
I gotta admit I've wondered about this too.

>>6064375
I'm actually happy with all of the relationships in the show remaining platonic. Which is not something I ever thought I'd say.
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>>6064406
Is it wrong for people with sisterly bonds to kiss?
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How does it feel to be bitter and paranoid, Cis-lesgen? Half the crowd here being trannies must make you so upset, no?
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>>6064443
When transgirls act like girls no one even notices them in the thread. It's when they act like a bunch of pathetic girl wannabes that people complain.
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>>6064447
Don't respond to Baitlyn, anon.

>>6064429
...yes
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>>>6064443
>act like a bunch of pathetic girl wannabes
Well, they do act like this most of the time.
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>>6064456
>...yes
Why?
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>>6064463
Because. Ew.
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>>6064443
it's only when they post anime that I get upset. That makes me angry and also whenever there is sex talk in lesgen because any sex talk in lesgen is 100% of the time by some straight dude(transbian) masturbating. Pic related whenever there's sex talk in lesgen
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>>6064478
Oh.
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>>6064359
Maybe Kryptonian's vag muscles are not that strong because, well, why should they? It's not that they are usually used for something that requires much strength.
[spoiler]Ugh, I cannot into English, sorry.[/spoiler]
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>>6064481
>sex talk triggers me
Better talk about periods then, trannies won't be able to shit on this discussion.
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>>6064519

>tfw on medication to prevent me having periods becuase endometriosis and agony
>"One of the primary side effects is depression, so be careful, okay? If you notice anything like that come and tell me."

>implying this is depressing
This shit rocks.
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Hey supergirl anon, you got me convinced to watch it, and I'm hooked. You're right, she's adorable.
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The fucks with this Supergirl fanclub?
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I'm a lesbian and I wouldn't mind fucking a trans woman.
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>>6064750
TRAITOR
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>>6064750
Of course you're a lesbian, like I'm actually a cute little dragon posting here with its bff the unicorn.
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What drugs could intake to avoid fucking up a date by being an anxious nervous wreck

T. Shut in besides work and occasional model buying trips
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>>6064750
How does that even work. Aren't you limited to just ass stuff? Their asses aren't even the same shape though. Also do they smell like a woman or not?
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>>6064833

Valium v. small dose
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>>6064904
Is that all? If so ill take that .
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>>6064929

Yeah, should be fine on its own. It won't get rid of all the anxiety, but it makes it much more controllable.
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>>6061347
Only faggots like to go on TV shows and display their utterly vapid "dating" world where 80% of them cheat on each other anyways kek.
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>>6064750
>I'm a lesbian
how feminine is your penis?
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My dream woman is one thats 3d, that'll be pretty and patient and laughs at my jokes.
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>>6065320
You're asking for too much in a 3DPD. Enjoy being cheated on.
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>>6065329
I think I already found it, anon. When you hug your waifu, does she hug back?
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>>6065333
Yes
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>>6065335
0/10 taste
May unhappiness befall you at all times. When you wake up at 40 years old with your pillow, may it suddenly feel cold, but it's just the lonely chill within your soul.
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>>6065348
>implying any 3D bitch will love you more than a maximum of 7 years
Enjoy your STDs when she begins to cheat on you but stays for fear you will kill your fragile and overly-dependent ass if she were to leave you.
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Threadly reminder this is a man posting anime. Threadly reminder to report all anime posters
>>6065367
>>6065335
>>6065329
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>>6065379
I'm pretty sure I'm a girl, at least I know I have a working uterus because I'm menstruating right now.
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>Transbians successfully hijacked the thread.
Good job, hons.
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>>6065379
>>6065410
Both boys and girls can like anime, anonctopuss.

>>6065367

That's why you enslave her and keep her tied up in your bedroom forever.
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Does anyone else feel the need to like, air out their vagina for several minutes after masturbating?
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>>6065424
No, that would be lewd.
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>>6065424
You know, that only happens to me when i clean down there. If air can get in there, i think you might just be doing something wrong
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>>6061110
Perfect would be just not picky eater and willing to clean up more than me. Cause I love cooking but hate dirt after and hate cleaning so it's a chore.

Wants to adopt in the future. Shy tomboy type is my type. In sex a little more submissive but not strict about it.

I'm not picky about dates but I do like cheesy bullshit like carnivals and secluded little dinners out.

I like to cook for a girl but it's too much pressure for a date, especially first. I get all "oh god what if she's allergic or doesn't like onions or what if this comes out overcooked even though I cooked it a dozen times and what if it sucks oh god" and then while she's eating I'm too busy judging her reaction to the food to enjoy it.
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>>6065424
Kinda. I keep my legs spread. It's too sensitive to keep them together for a moment after.
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I wish there was like, a vagina vacuum to vacuum up all my vagina wetness after I masturbate.
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>>6065447

I've noticed that the longer I need to keep my legs spread after, the better the orgasm was. If you can just get up and walk around normally right after you cum, you're not reaching your full potential.
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>>6065458
This. If it really felt good, I'm probably not going to do much more than writhe and cuddle for another half hour.
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>>6064554
She got to you too eh? Welcome to the club!

>>6064631
It's a cute show, and supergirl anon is good at proselytizing.
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>>6065552
It lacks panties.
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>>6065705
That's a good thing.
Means it's adorable all on it's own.
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>>6065705
I'm sure at least one of the characters wears underwear anon.
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>>6065733
Lel.
Silly
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I want to pinch Ichigo-tan's fluffy cheeks!
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>>6065775
The fuck is that?
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>>6065775
If you're going to post anime, at least post anime with non-shitty art.
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>>6065780
Rude! Aikatsu!'s art is pretty moe you nigg.
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>tfw no gf to cuddle with in just underwear
>no one to hug me while I play vidya
>no one to have sensual bdsm with in red and black lingerie
Life sucks, doesn't it?
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>>6065808
>sensual bdsm
No such thing, that shit is pretty disgusting.
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>>6065815
nah
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>>6065808
FLORIDA
L
O
R
I
D
A

Hell, just be on the east coast of the US.
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>>6065857
I couldn't even masturbate to this because of how disgusting BDSM is.
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>>6065859

I'm gonna make you my slave and you'll feel disgusted by how much you love it
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>>6065858
>Boston
W-want to go to movies with me, Anon?
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>>6065872
Yes, I do, anon. What are we going to see?
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>>6065869
Doubtful, all that shit seriously puts me off. Vanilla is the way, a bit rough at most.
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>>6065453
T. Straight man roleplaying as a lesbian
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>>6065876
We'll just go to the theater and choose something. I'll focus more on you than on the film and ruin your movie night with constant kissing.
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>>6065386
Post a timestamp of your bloody tampon or you're a fucking liar.
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>>6065885
>Not liking the purest, lesbian form of BDSM
Get out of my internet
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>>6065896
>REEEEEEEE

You're missing that + a pepe.
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>>6065894
>Wanting to see a bloody tampon
L-lewd, Anon
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>>6065386
OMG SO THAT'S WHY THERE'S ALWAYS A LEWD LAYER TO DAKIMATSURAS AND A MORE DECENT LAYER.

So you can...pretend to undress them....

Idk what to do with this information.
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>>6065890
>I'll focus more on you than on the film and ruin your movie night with constant kissing.

Will there be groping too? I've always wanted to grope someone in a movie theater.
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>>6065913
If you're a qt.
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>>6065915
I'd let you be the judge of that.
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You're at the club and this woman slaps your girlfriend's ass.

What do you do?
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>>6065915
>>6065925

Let's go to Cloverfield and then afterwards enter into an awkward threesome where whoever has the most popcorn-smelling breath gets ignored
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>>6065902
There needs to be timestamped proof that anime posting anon is actually cis and not some faking mutilated man. I'm 100% sure all anime posters are really men and should be reported
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>>6065929
Suggest a threesome.
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>>6065929

Break a bottle of the club's most expensive wine over her head like a classy lady, of course.
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>>6065931
Good thing I stopped eating at the movies
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>>6065929
Suck her feminine penis
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>>6065925
Skinny body, small boobs, eyeglasses and I'll promise to marry you this instant.
>>6065931
No
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>>6065929
stand back and watch my /fit/ gf tosses her fat ass out of the club.
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>>6065929
Nothing. She's the epitome of fat ass and my first would do shit against that amount of lard. Besides, there are to kinds of people in this world: actual human beings and people who look like Satan's fat and hairy asshole.
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>>6065954
Well, I do wear eyeglasses and I think I can fit in a C cup.
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>>6065968
Eyeglasses are god tier, cup size on the too big category. But I guess we can get married.
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>>6065934
Not that anon but it's not like you can't fake a bloody tampon. At some point you just have to have faith.

I think a diva cup would replace the hat of one of my Marisa figures pretty well though.
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>>6065970
Hooray! I hope you like having someone cook and clean for you.
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>>6065960
>>6065936
>delusional straight men: the post
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>>6065929

Stick a pin in her butt and see what happens.
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FUCK MARRY KILL
Middle Aged Lesbians Edition

Rachel Maddow Suze Orman Annie Liebowitz Kara Swisher Ellen Degeneres Melissa Etheridge K.D Lang pick three
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>>6065971
>implying a tranny would have tampons handy to take a picture
>or midol
Trannies always like to shitpost in lesgen and say "ughh anyone else totally having a super heavy flow! I mean being a woman Amirite lesgen?" They always throw menstruating out there because it's something they'll never do. Besides I highly doubt that the anime posting tranny anon is going to cut himself and bleed all over his sisters tampon for proof. He probably just won't post any proof at all which makes me 10 for 10 on guessing anime posters are cis men.
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>>6065992
Fuck Kd lang, Ellen, Annie liebowitz, Rachel Maddow and I'll throw in Rosie Odonnell too because I think she's hot. The others I'd probably kill.
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>>6065994
People use tampons for things other than menstruation. Besides, they could belong to a roommate or relative. It's not that hard to make fake blood either. I bet you're just that anon that's super into period blood and dirty pads.
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>>6066029
Very true, I use them for masburbation
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PSA about the recent slew of shitposts. If they can't straight out claim to not be a lesbian and cause dissention, then they will start accusing posters of not being lesbian. Please make sure you do not respond to the very poor attack. Updating the filters for variations of "man" as needed.

>>6065992
That's too many options. Doesn't make it a challenge.
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>have really doting older sister
>constantly wants to hug and spend time together
>makes jokes about spooning
>sniffs my clothes and makes weird faces at me to throw me off
>friends make jokes about her having a sister complex
>have really intense dream about her hanging out in my room
>dreamsister draws near
>puts her hands on my shoulders, starts to push at them
>dream-me gets nervous, but complies
>get leaned back, she lays on top of me, lips next to my ear
>I ask what she wants like a clueless fuck
>dreamsister whispers, "Your virginity."
And then I woke up in a sweat with my thighs burning and couldn't get back to sleep. I'm not a sister-fucker, am I?
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>>6065977
Clean yes, but touch my kitchen without my say so and you're dead. And by dead I mean so dead even the worst NEET with blood fetish would puke.
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>>6066101
I sure hope so. Even if this is fake I got that sister incest fetish to care for. There was that one anon who fucked her sister. And is still fucking her sister. There was another anon who mentioned dating her sister but being a nervous wreck every time.
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>>6066109
Y-yes, ma'am. I always try to be respectful of other people's house rules.
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>>6066128
It was just a dream, and I hope my real sister wouldn't do something like this.
I'm starting to think I might share your fetish though, which is... insanely awkward for a sheltered college girl with a sister nearby.
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>>6066101
>I'm not a sister-fucker, am I?

Of course not, anon. You're an *aspiring* sister-fucker.
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>>6066128
>There was that one anon who fucked her sister. And is still fucking her sister. There was another anon who mentioned dating her sister but being a nervous wreck every time.

Pls explain 4 newfag
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>>6065894
>implying I use tampons
Gotta preserve my hymen for when my waifu deflowers me, but I do have bloody pads.
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>>6066146
Disgusting heresy
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My vagwater smells like vanilla wafers today. Wtf.
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>>6066162
No, using tampons is the heresy. Must feel uncomfortable as hell having something up there all day.
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>>6066168
Mine smells like chicken soup sometimes.
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>>6066144
What I can remember is that the little sister was super gay even as a child and had a crush on the older sister's friend. So when she was around they would play truth or dare and friend would dare the two sisters to kiss. They would do it but LS wanted to kiss the friend. Every time the sisters ended up kissing tho. So LS began liking it. And asked her older sister if they could play truth or dare even when the friend wasn't around. OS said that was stupid if it was just them, which made LS feel bad. So OS agreed and they began kissing regularly. All the way up to high school. But OS got a boyfriend and told LS they couldn't keep doing that gay shit. Which sucked for LS. But when they broke up LS comforted OS while she was crying in her room. OS hugged her and there was some tearful confessions then they kissed again and fucked. So they separated during college but whenever they came home they'd have sex. Then when they finished school they moved away from home and live together now as a couple and cut ties with their family. Since they have the same last name people assume they're married.

The second one was an 18 yo who said she had a date with her 21 yo sister. Admitting it was hot but it was stressful keeping shit on the dl.
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Ichigo is my sunshine.
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>>6066187
Did they ever post any sex stories?
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>>6066199
I think there was one where they almost got caught by their mom because they were in the shower together. Like one of them slipped and fell and the crash had their mom burst in to see them naked together, and their mom was just really confused.
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>>6066210
Not as sexy as I was hoping for but okay.
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>>6065458
>>6065488
Ugh, I don't even get an orgasm, just few minutes of some lazy shit, and I'm like "it felt sightly good, so whatever, I tried". Maybe something is wrong with me.
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>>6066187

....Good lord.
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would you, lesgen?

http://i.4cdn.org/lgbt/1461335256797.jpg
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>>6066221
No.

>>6066217
Are you fat and unfit? Dang, what causes that low of a stamina level. Or maybe you're just uninspired and need some good fantasies to turn you on.
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>>6066221
No. Tumblr pseudo-FtMs are disgusting.
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>>6066221
Not for my taste. Better nutrition and sports with much less internet might make her alternative qt. At this rate she's an ugly SJW.
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>>6066221
Ew. No
What are you! Like 12?
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>>6066270

They look like a generic 23-year-old transbian to me. But the boobs look real so idk.
Either way, no.
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>>6066231
Nope, skinny or skinnyfat, just have a kinda low libido, or my hands grow from ass (failed to google decent English variant of this).
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>>6066291
>my hands grow from ass

Uh....gonna have to explain that a little better, sis.
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>>6066309
Can do nothing right, butter-fingers, something like that.
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>>6066140
I know that would never happen, but now it's turning me on, jesus. I remember the stories that other anon is talking about too.

I've become /too/ gay.
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>>6065458
Gib tips on how not to be able to stand upright after fapping pls, Senpai.
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>>6066407
Not that anon, but edging seems to work for me.
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>>6066407

Maybe my clit is just super sensitive because I've been masturbating since I was 10, but I find that intense fantasies + high stamina + finding all those good sensitive spots and focusing on them + being in a place where you can just relax and lose yourself makes for a recipe for 12/10 gazmz.

I'm actually still a little bit sensitive from the masturbating session that I finished like 5 hours ago. It's kind of annoying.
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>>6066421
Can girls edge? I mean you get it or you don't. It can be a big one or a small one. But being at the edge? How does that work?
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>>6066452

When you feel those strong tingles that mean you're getting close to orgasm, stop touching yourself. This is basic girl stuff, dummy.
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>>6066452
I can.

It's basically just stopping yourself before you get close, and then repeating that process for as long as you can.
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>>6065367
Don't remind me of my current situation. I'm stuck dating a man, even though we have not had sex or anything. It's just a really close relationship that I was dragged into out of pity. I don't ever want to fug him, I just rant to find a nice girl to date, but I'm scared that if I make it clear that I want to leave again he'd do what he did last time. Quit his job, drink so much he puked in my car, just all around become a self destructive mess. I'm afraid for him, and I love him, even if I don't love him in that way and never will.

It's my fault for being dragged into this situation that I never should of allowed myself to get into. I just wish that it didn't take this for me to fully understand that I can only fall in love with women, that I can have that kind of relationship with a woman. Life and love kind of suck like that. For me at least.
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>tfw no Arab gf
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>>6065445
Fug sounds so nice. I would love to go on a date with someone like you. It seems like as the shy tomboy type, no one gets me or digs what I have going on. Like, I can seem all gregarious and cool on the first glance, but after that I'm a mess, but no one has gotten code enough in the past few years to mention it.

And hey, when I loved at home I was messy, but the second I had my own place it was weekly deep cleaning and dishes are done as they are made.

Fug it just feels like I have so many conflicting traits and habits. No wonder other people don't know what to make of me. I don't know what to make of myself.
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i asked my girlfriend (only been dating for a few weeks, shes also my first gf) to put together a playlist of her favorite songs for me

>mfw these are all the songs that remind her of her ex

this hurts /lesgen/ ;_;
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>>6066482
OMG Why would you do that to yourself!!!
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>>6066553
Because it feels good.
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>>6066444
Maybe I'm just a lot less sensitive? I have several spots on my body that I prefer having caressed, and that turn me on more than touches to my vagina.
Then again I never had an actual qt gurl touch my vagina so who knows how I would react to that.
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>>6066564
That shit does Not feel good!!! That's like doing stuff with a girl that has No IDEA what she's doing so you have to make her stop.
That doesn't feel good. That would piss me the fuck off.
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>>6066541
Fuck train phone posting so many fuggin typos.
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>>6066484
That's because you're crazy.
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>>6066584
>That doesn't feel good. That would piss me the fuck off.

Well, stick to what works for you. Sex isn't a one-size-fits-all thing, you know.
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>>6066592
It's true. Just that just might be the quickest way to piss me off out of my mind at a girl.
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>>6065929
You're at the club and this woman slaps your girlfriend's ass.

What do you do?
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>>6066545

That;s because she shared her favourite songs with her ex, not because the songs about her ex became her favourites, silly.

Time to make them about you instead.
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>>6066583

Even your clit isn't sensitive? Have you ever had anything up there to find your g-spot?

>>6066602

Well know I know what I have to do if, god forbid, I ever have sex with you, S.
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>>6066615
get hyped!
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>>6066631
god forbid
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>>6066615

>find [pic related]
>pay her to challenge 1458781127530.jpg
>epic battle ensues
>clothes get ripped
>[pic related] and 1458781127530.jpg go home together
>girlfriend and I go home and fug to it
>everybody winrar
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>>6066631
>Even your clit isn't sensitive?

It is, but from what I've been gathering, doesn't seem to compare to the sensitivity of a "regular" woman.

>Have you ever had anything up there to find your g-spot?

Y-Yes, which helps in the way that it makes me more focused, but hardly leads to stronger orgasms.
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>>6066631
We all know that would never happen. Relax. Only One channeler ever met me and she can't stand my ass. So its safe to say most of you couldn't handle me either.
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>>6066309
That woman is absolutely vile.

There is nothing attractive about that plastic monster.
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>>6066615
Punch her in the face then tell her a stupid suit won't stop me from being territorial over the girl that's with me
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>>6066737

You can think what you want, but I lub her.
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>>6066615
But she is my girlfriend
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>>6066615
Become jealous of my gf.

>>6066213
Sorry I'm not her. I think an anon asked if their incest ever got caught. Not for sex stories for you MISTER
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>>6066615
pull the curtains. She's powerless without sunlight. Kryptonians are a form of... plant-life?
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>>6066738
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHahahahaha...*cough*....HA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>6066484
I find that ruins my ability to orgasm. I'm better off just coming and then coming AGAIN as quickly as possible. If I edge it's like a damp squib.
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>>6066615

Be upset that she went for my gf and not me
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>>6066484
i like edging, don't often do it during sex mainly when masturbating. i find the actual orgasm stronger
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>>6066615
watch impotently as she collars and steals my gf.
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>>6066636
I normally don't like anime posters, but that image is pretty cute.
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>>6066857
lmao Superman's facial expression in that screencap is priceless
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>>6066636
>posting a bislut
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>>6066913
O-only bislut for Koyomi! Aside from that she's 100000% lesbian.
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>>6066916
That's pretty fucking terrible fampai.

LESBIAN ONLY
E
S
B
I
A
N

Kill all animeposters. Confirmed for infecting our thread with non lesbian shit (redundant)!
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>>6066916
That makes her exactly the same % of bislut as she'd be if she sucked 1000000000 peenz
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>>6061110
>What's your perfect girlfriend like?
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Nearing bump limit, what should we focus on next thread? History? Make up and skin care? (Femmes arguing is super hot)

Throw in your suggestions.
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>>6066949
too orange. she's practically donald trump
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>>6066949
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>>6066988

Have you ever been to a lesbian bar/thing and if so, what was it like
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>>6066916
Her relationship with Senjougahara was so great.
;_;
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>>6066993
With that body she can be any color.
And another dreamgirl.
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>>6066988
Home decor and uhaulism.
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>>6067027
No, it wasn't. Senjougahara is a slut, and Kanbaru is too. Such a shame because she's a hot tomboy voice by Sawashiro and it all got trashed because she's in a haremshit series.
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>>6067002
fabio with tits?
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>>6067058
>tfw somehow managed to acquire gf
>we start making plans about how our future apartment is gonna look two months into the relationship

It really /is/ real.
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>>6067078
Who didn't believe it? Lesbians are nesters. We work hard to attract a girlfriend and then once we get one we don't let go. Think of all the extra beauty products and utensils you get. But also all the ones you have to share.
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>>6066913
she's only attracted to him because of his vampiric charisma power (which comes from Kiss-Shot-Heart-Under-Blade-long-name-i-forgot, a FEMALE vampire that possesses Ararragi).
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>>6067107
Stop posting week shit you shitty weeb. LESBIAN ONLY
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>>6067107

I heard she only wanted to get him into her so she can steal his now-single gf.
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>yui_7 yuru yuri ero doujin scanned
>eye-cancer quality
YURI-ISM PLEASE DO A MIRACLE
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>>6067131
this seems plausible. I think it's more like she's willing to settle for senjogahara's sloppy seconds because she is just that obsessed with senjo.
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Newfag Q, can someone explain the whole thing about bump limits and being on a certain page?
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>>6067153
>YuiKyouko
ick. Is it super depressing like all her work is as well?
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>>6067184
>Is it super depressing like all her work is as well?
No.

>ick
Shit taste. YuiKyouko is the best Kyouko pairing.
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>>6067102
>once we get one we don't let go.

One of my friends actually likes to point out the times we get especially protective about each other.

>Think of all the extra beauty products and utensils you get.

Sharing gurl stuff is one of my favourite aspects anyway. Nothing better than wearing your girlfriend's clothes.
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>>6067187

Implying it isn't best when Kyo rapes China into liking it
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>>6067187
>suffering worst yuru unto anyone
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>>6067183
Yeah it's basically something called LURK MORE FAGGOT
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>>6067231
Can't be helped, I just said it was best Kyouko pairing. The objectively best pairing of the entire series is YuiAya [spoiler]and MeNadeshiko.[/spoiler]
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>>6066949
her nose reminds me of the hunter killers in spectre supreme
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>>6067298

I've been lurking and posting on lesgen for 3 months, still no clue.

Just terr me ;__;
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>>6067382
>3 months
I'm still considered a babby even though my first post was in 2010.
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>>6067382
d/a, but I'll volunteer for spoonfeeding:
-Whenever someone posts to a thread, it "bumps" the thread to the top of the front page (unless they use "sage").
-When the thread has reached a specific number of posts (varies by board) it will no longer be bumped by a new post.
-As new threads are created and bumped, the position of the "dead" thread slowly declines through the pages until it is knocked out of the last position on page 10 and dies.

There's really no reason to stop using a thread just because it has hit the bump limit -- it can still be posted to and easily found by searching the catalog. We could very well keep using the same thread until it's on page 10. Other people must use this website differently than I do though, because activity seems to die down after the thread sinks past a certain page position. Therefore people tend to create a new thread after the current thread has sunk past a certain position.
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>>6067466

Ohhhh, so that's why I see people posting "sage" this and "sage" that. Ty anon.
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I feel so bad for being so attracted to polo shirts, but this preview still has me salivating. Why am I such a terrible stereotype?
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>>6067503
Girls are hot.
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>>6067500
Yep. "sage" comes from 下げる/sageru, which is 'to lower' (which is basically what not bumping does). So while most people pronounce it like the homographic herb, it's actually a hard 'g' and the 'e' is like the e in 'episode'.
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>>6067527
>the 'e' is like the e in 'episode'
the first one, that is. Sorry I'm a bit drunk.
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>>6067503
Maaan I loved preppy-ass polo shirts when I was in middle school.
I had the poor-kid American Eagle ones though, the cool kids all wanted Lacoste.
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I have a psycho-pass polo that I used to occasionally wear to work.
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>>6067602
>Psycho Pass
>Polo
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>>6067611
Still sad that S2 was such a trainwreck, that's how I'm doing.
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>>6067638
And oh what a trainwreck it was! Surely the film was somewhat of a return to form, was it not? I haven't seen it yet.
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>>6067647
I haven't bothered yet either, a friend of mine said it wasn't great. When I do watch it, it might just be for the Engrish.
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>>6067660
Is it possible to OD on Engrish? I hear the movie has quite a bit of it, you should be careful
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>>6066221
No because I'm not attracted to men
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>>6067676
I made it through that one Black Lagoon arc, does that mean I have decent tolerance? You make a good point though, I recall reaching a near-catatonic state partway through Backstroke of the West (though that's technically Chinglish).
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>>6067698
>Backstroke of the West
I just looked this up. Yes, you can definitely handle the Psycho Pass movie.
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>>6067602
Kinda ugly, sis.
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>>6066949
Smart
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S, what do you look like?
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do u ever just see someone so hot u forget how to breathe
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>>6066949
You too? Let's fug.
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>>6064554
Yesssssss my work here is done.

And isn't she? She's got this adorable awkward shy thing but is also badass as fuck when necessary. She's like the perfect woman.

>>6064631
See above re: perfect woman.
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>>6068450
You can't be perfect without the gay.
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>>6066949
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>>6068425

I like the contrast of the larger, muscular women with skinny girls.

>>6068332
Qt mature tomboys get me all the time. Pic related.
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Are fireflies as magical irl as they are in media or is that gross romanticism?
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>>6068480
they're just bugs with glowing butts

but I see less and less of them every year. Damn you al gore and global warming.
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>>6068469
What about short muscular girls that want qt thin tall girls?
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>>6068480

They're p. magical when you're a kid ngl.
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>>6068480
Go into the woods at night in late June and July. They will be absolutely magical.

I love to go for late night summer rides at dusk in the woods. A firefly will land on you and just keep glowing. It's so cute. There are the yellow ones that flash quickly, then there are the green ones, that stick to the trees, and flash slowly. It's fucking magical. I just wish I had a woman to share my late night bike rides through the marsh woods with.

We could scare off coyotes and freak out at skunks together.
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>>6068498
They're late night dusk rides because I'll go from 8 to 11 if you let me. Some good music a strong bike light, and some beautiful fireflies and I'm in heaven. Add in the fireworks that towns will blow off in late June/early July and firefly season is absolutely magical.

Just get off your ass and go into the wild at night in early summer.
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>>6068513
>Just get off your ass and go into the wild at night in early summer.

I'll go if you join me, anon
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>>6068486
How short and how muscular are we talking? Would you be able to lift me?
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>>6068485
>>6068489
So I've either missed out entirely on their magic by growing up without them or the window is closing fast. I see.

>>6068498
>>6068513
We don't have them where I live, which is why I was asking. I'd like to experience that someday though.
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>>6068518
Eeeehhh, I go 18 miles per hour on my bike averaged out for an entire ride. That means periods where I get up to near 30 mph. Think you can handle that?

The adrenaline provided by going so fast makes the fireflies an absolutely euphoric experience, I'm telling you from experience. You get into a different state of mind where zoning out, hearing your favorite music, feeling your muscles burning, and seeing the fireflies in massive amounts becomes miraculous. I hardly know a better feeling.

You can't see as many of them outside the forest. You really need to go into the woods to see them.
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>>6068524
This is literally my party trick. I carry people bridal style, especially those who never thought they'd get carried like that.
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>>6068498
>tfw no gf to take me on a date to see the fireflies dance
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZKyaHI_l6TI

I looked it up and west coast doesn't have fireflies. No wonder I've never seen one. ;_;
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>>6068546

>tfw you relegate yourself to never being carried again b/c tall and lesbian

You're not butch right?
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>>6068525
They're in the Chicago suburbs. I'm sure you could find them if you get into the woods. They used to be more plentiful in the more industrialized parts of the suburbs, but now if I want to see them, I go to the marshy woods with a nice 8 mile path around it. I have the luxury of living across the street from three retention ponds that get a good amount of fireflies, but the woods are absolutely covered with them in certain spots. They like the areas away from the roads. There's one spot with a couple of massive bushes were you can be surrounded by the quick yellow variety. Then there's this spot that happens to be at the top of a hill (after a few other hills where you can really build up speed) where the trees surrounding the path are covered in the slow glowing green ones. (During the day there are loads of butterflies at this spot plus an indigo bunting that's been returning for the last 4 years) That area is absolutely my favorite. I've even seen deer play tag (I'm not even joking, they were straight up playing tag) at that area.

It's my favorite thing ever.
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>>6068578

Do you get many bug bites, or are you biking too fast to worry about those?
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>>6068584
Mosquitos can't keep on your skin if you're cycling fast, so no, I don't even bother with bug spray. Ticks might get you if you brush the high grass, but I've never been bitten, just found em on my skin before they could latch on after walks.

Just looked up firefly habitats and apparently they like woods and grasslands near water. I guess chicago suburb marshes really are a great place to find them. Never knew I was so lucky.
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>>6068565
I don't ascribe to the labels. Long mane of wavy blonde hair and plush lips that don't need no makeup. Unless you consider a weight lifter automatically butch fuck if I know if I'm butch or not.
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>>6068578
>I'm sure you could find them if you get into the woods.
Nah, I googled it and the closest places where there's a chance to see them (still not common) are a couple days of driving through hella mountains. We do get bioluminescent plankton tho, so win some lose some. Your bike route sounds absolutely lovely.

>>6068595
Ugh I've been bitten by a tick once. I put him in a jar and named him Timmy. Kept him for months in case I started showing any signs of Lyme.
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>>6068600
That's sad. They're absolutely amazing for the few weeks they're around.

The only tick you have to worry about when it comes to Lyme disease are deer ticks. They have a very distinctive look. Smart to keep it around though.

Any of you have any experience in the great outdoors? Know how to change a tire on a bike? Know how to start a fire? Avoid flood plains?

Basically, any of you outdoorsy?
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>>6068597

Oh, I remember you.
You said you look like KStewart.
Post lower face pics pls pls pls
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>>6068624
I'm determined to see them someday.

I'm pretty sure it was a deer tick, though it was pretty hard to tell as it wasn't mature.

I haven't started a fire in a long time but I used to be OK at it, not hardcore rubbing sticks and shit though at least give me flint. I used to be pretty good at fishing, and at gutting and cleaning my catch. I still know a couple useful knots and can identify some edible plants. Basically I camped a lot as a kid and am super rusty at everything.
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>tfw you will never kiss a muscle girl's biceps
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>>6068498
Really. I've never seen one.
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>>6068458
I think everyone on that show is at least a little bit queer
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uppsala/stockholm grils pls respond.

anyone going to Wilde on kvalborg?
Anything happening in Stockholm?
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>>6068597
>I don't ascribe to the labels
"special snowflake" label.
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>>6067500
You literally could have read the faq.

>>6067527
Never knew that, thanks anon.
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I'm a wreck lesgen. I keep getting drunk and watching lesbian movies, namely Carol.
Tfw ywn have a stunningly romantic relationship with a beautiful older woman
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>>6069158
Or you just don't give enough of a shit to label yourself definitively or your actions and appearance doesn't neatly fit into a label.

I never understood some people's need to essentially limit their own possibilities by slotting themselves into neat little categories. I'll just be cis les and let people come to their own conclusions after that. Is it a control thing? Idk.
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>>6068948
They apparently aren't on the west coast for some reason? No idea why.

Gives you a good reason to visit the Midwest for some forest camping. The Appalachian mountains are truly amazing. Two weeks of hiking, cabins, mountains of mist, and of course fireflies, makes for a fantastic recess from modern life.

Last time I was there I hiked up a mountain outside of Gatlinburg. When I got to the top (no one else in my group had the balls to join me) mountains of mist would roll in and out constantly giving you a new view of the landscape. Warm drafts of air carried butterflies up to the peak. For a solid hour it was me, the mist, and dozens of butterflies together at the peak. Then I skipped/ran all the way down the path (exciting as fug).

I'm on a mission to get everyone to experience those feelings.
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>>6069158
What because she won't label butch/femme?

Eh. I don't either. Took too damn long to get comfy with the lesbian label. Be damned if I focus on microlabeling my fucking style.
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TIL that people take butch/femme/tomboy super srs.

It's not that big a deal, they're just style descriptors t b h
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I want to read a story about a mature older woman (or milf if you will) getting gangbanged by inexperienced baby dykes. Or I want it to be my life.
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>>6070537

Literotica pls.
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>>6070556
If only I didn't breeze through all the quality ones.
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I bet you hoes would have sex with old hags but you would DO IT FOR FREE

>>6070791
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