Mtfg

im so lonely

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None of the methods work :(
Gonna have to amputate

I'll kick off with a tune whose track perfectly describes all of our aspirations.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p29-JEzXsxg

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>>6019808
Oh I am so glad I unfiltered you gaysie.

>>6019787
extensive cuddles~
I'll give them to you!

>>6019815
Looks like an overcooked sausage desu senpai.

>>6019820
their body hair triggers me

>>6019815
you thought you are a little girl so you tried to fit a little girl ring on your big fingers
you dummy

>>6019825
Whats the wurst that could happen?

>>6019824
extensive cuddles
but thats just cuddlesss

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yalll rattle the lego ya gonna get the pointy end of the arrow up the poop tube ya feel me mate the hobbits are going to eisengard nigga bitch tits

i cant leave my house because mentally ill and my dad hates me and my moms always knocked out on benzos and my sister wont talkwd to me im so lonely

help

>>6019834
okay, well, what if I got on my knees and started to unbutton your pants!

>>6019794
I don't get this edition.
Is this a meme?

>>6019845
idk if that would be goooood but that sounds lewd af

*gently caresses your prominent browbone*

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>>6019837
You sound upset m8.

>>6019845
I really just want to hang you from your foot and skin you, just to see if you keep up your cheery demeanor.

>>6019789
Do you want to hear about penises going into vaginas or do you want to hear about being fucked like a ragdoll because you can't do anything about it?

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>>6019853
>tfw you don't have a browbone anymore
Feels good mate

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>>6019852
Isla please. I'm extremely intimidating!

>>6019859
franku has no browbone

he would make a pretty grill

>>6019841
>>6019841
please

>>6019841
I hope things will be okay
>pet pet

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>>6019812
It's finally happening!

How many different times can an MtF lose her virginity?
>penis in vagina
>boipussy
>penis in their vagina
It's kind of ridiculous

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>>6019862
Franku would make best girl

>>6019860
uhhhh
noooo?

>>6019820
its me wtf

my girltumors hurt

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>>6019854
nah we good we good im just bout to lego yalls eggos innaminit ya feel me

whats this op?
>>6019853
thanks.

>>6019872
I would say once
All this "different virginities" bullshit is so people don't feel unvirtuous or defiled

>>6019890
Fair enough. So which one counts? Just whatever happens first?

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>>6019872
tfw amy lost her virginity to me a ~month ago, has since already had sex with more people and more times than I have in my life.

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I think I just fucked my Chipotle interview up. Time to keep applying for jobs.

>>6019891
First time

*gives your 22" shoulders a nice rub*

>>6019894
DId you mention you were a tranny?

Did you take your answer from "what is your worst quality?" and flip it for the quesiton "what is your best quality?"

>>6019898
-puts on hoodie- -asks u to go-

>>6019894
on the bright side no e coli

>>6019894
Is it cause you dont have any experience handling big burritos?
*winkity wink*

>>6019898
hey i 'preciate it

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is andreja a bislut?

>>6019852
lewd is good!
>>6019856
ouch! you know I would probably still like that...Feeling pain makes me happy!

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>>6019872
Don't forget penis in mouth

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>>6019879
Can I cal you Xandir P. Wifflebottom?

>>6019886
I am feelin' ya mang, I am feelin' ya.

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why is he so hot mtfg

>>6019909
call me frog butt

>>6019907
but idk like it could be good but im not that experienced and im not sure i'd enjoy things being done to me

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>>6019900
>Did you take your answer from "what is your worst quality?" and flip it for the quesiton "what is your best quality?"
Eh
I feel like while I mentioned some weaknesses of mine I was quick to start upselling my strengths and my readiness to improve
Idk maybe I set off too many red flags I keep thinking of so many ways it could have been better
>>6019902
but no $9.25/hr either
>>6019903
><
>>6019906
oh cool i needed dysphoria too

>>6019907
>pet pet
I just like the fact that you save my hurt you posts babe.

>>6019912
frog butt~

>>6019894
What happened?

>>6019872
>>6019908
tfw i've only lost one of these

>>6019911
he looks like he gets angry at his fish n chips order and posts it on reddit

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>>6019906
Nah, just old news.

>>6019906
wow her dick is huge

but why is it bent like that and why is it shining bright?

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>>6019920
I can't name a specific point where it went wrong, I just keep re-living it in my head with so many better ways it could have gone down
I did fumble when they asked me to tell them about myself
>the easiest question is literally the hardest for me

>>6019927
anon
my sides
please they hurt

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>>6019922
take that back... nobody messes with my husbandos

>>6019916
Im sorry it had to be said. Maybe you didnt screw it up and theyll call

>>6019915
I can help you! I'll guide you! we can always stop if you want and just cuddle! I want to give affection!
>>6019917
well, yeah...when I get bullied like that I get super happy!

>>6019921
>tfw despite all the times you got drunk with your best friend at the apartment you never worked up the courage to mention you'd suck his dick because you were scared of rejection despite the fact he's never shown interest in girls

I think part of it was also him telling me in drunken confidence online that his anti-depressants basically killed all his erections.

Shit, he wanted to hook up, didn't he?

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I have been in the salon for like 4 hours now, kill me

>>6019923
face structure and voice are the most important aspects of transitioning
and getting rid of body/facial hair
and corset training your floating ribs in
and getting good at make-up
and developing a good dress sense
and getting your gt cut off

i mean at the end of the day there's a lot to do...

>>6019935
im a people pleasure x.x
please cuddle me though i need affection
like a lot of it v.v

>>6019944
oh yeah adding to my list

>>6019942
squats and oats
get T H I C K

>>6019941
Suffer! Cause itll be worth it and stuff.

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>>6019933
I hope so. I really need work and the dollar above minimum wage would be helpful (but makes me worried about how many hours I might get)

>>6019941
they're gonna bury you there

>>6019941
takes 4hrs for my baleage TEE BEE AYCH

>>6019942
this is tru. Anyone with female voice will always be gendered female. Unless hyper-dyke tier

>>6019954
I want to see the hair

>>6019931
i'm disappointed cornflakes...gosling has no talent. v. basic.
>>6019937
maybe. i'm not good at receiving signals when it comes to that shit.

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>>6019892
lmao
>>6019941
edie did you see my post yesterday

ive been fully transitioned and full time for 2 1/2 years

i never actually detransitioned i just stopped taking my estrogen for 4 months, i never actually started identifying as a girl

i've been full time for ages and never stopped, even when i went off E. i was already back on e by the time you came to portland tbhlads
>>6019926
hm

pathetic

perhaps, if you're cute enough, ne~?

>spring comes
>sun comes out
>my skin gets paler
i thought the sun makes your skin darker
why does this happen every year?

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>>6019909
thanks brah. you get me. <3

>>6019941
kinda jealous to be quite hon
cant wait too see your final form

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>>6019921
>tfw lost all but one
>tfw missed out on my opportunity to lose the other
Oh well, I doubt I could have done it without falling apart

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>>6019942
All true. Amazing how people put little effort in their transition.

>>6019948

I know I know .___.

>>6019953

literally lol

>>6019954

I still have another like hour or two left in here ;___; sigh.

>>6019968

OHH OK!! that makes sense then. I was just under a diff impression since I heard bout the stopping E thingy.

>>6019972

will post pics in a bit. I'm waiting for her to rinse this out and then tone it and stuff. then I need a cut? idk if I'll be doing that today tho cause this salon gets super busy

>>6019965
Neither am I.
I'm still unsure about him.
But I also don't want to jeapordize our friendship.
I mean I'm sure I'm doing it by transitioning as well but that's for me more than anyone else. He's always thought I was weird. This'll probably just be the icing on the cake.

>>6019974
which one?

>>6019974
99% it would have sucked.
it sucked for me at least.

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can u refund steam gift
>>6019918
faggot

>>6019931
lars and the real girl was a sweet movie
i wanna be a doll too

>>6019941
here are some TIPS to pass the time
watch cartoon
plan what ur gonna wear
scream

>>6019944
that aint me xd
im a wiry frog

>>6019975
>Amazing how people put little effort in their transition.
>tfw tried to lose weight pre-hrt
>lost most of my gut, arms got twiggy
>...but mostly just back to my early high school weight
>BMI is 22
>started e HRT today
How fucked am I?

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>>6019981
yeah i stopped taking my E for a variety of reasons but it was mostly that I thought it was causing me to be crazy

i later realised that wasn't the case and i was just making correlations

i just say im a boy like faye says she's a boy, im very comfortable with who i am so i dont really have any dysphoria, so calling myself a boy is just kinda hot

le AAGP face

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>>6019972
Starving professional trying to break into the movie businesses need all the help they can get.

>>6019942
whats a good corset for ribs? i wouldnt mind mine being pushed in a bit

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>>6019993
About as fucked as everyone else here. Just look at how much posters here achieved.

>>6019992
It's something to keep you motivated.

>>6020002
Anything with quality material, great boning, and strong eyelets/lacing. I alway suggest getting one made.

I need to takk to Devlin now.

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>>6020005
eh

>>6020002
eek

>>6019994

>leave mtfg for a month
>come back and Edgar has been allowed to make a disgusting shit smelling return

Explain.

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>>6019985
My penis, their vag/bp
Couldn't have done it I don't think.

>>6019986
This is what I assumed it would be like, it was a very clearly established no-go with the person I slept with. The urge just never crossed my mind, thankfully.

>>6019994
Great Wall still making me laugh a bit.

>>6019981
hi edie!
>>6019975
I need to put in more effort!

>>6020005
>About as fucked as everyone else here. Just look at how much posters here achieved.
Oh. That's decent then. I'd happily accept as much as what everyone else is getting. I promise to epilate and exercise more often.

I just never realized how much I hate being sweaty. Also if I don't shower immediately after the sweat breaks my chest out. I'm hoping HRT fixes that.

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>>6019993

>>6020015
/mtfg/ became considerably less toxic as a result of you leaving, I guess. Maybe you should stay go.

>>6020011
i actually got one for 60 bucks from orchardcorset but i think it always been warped and i question if its right for me.

tfw no (you)

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How to pass?
Help please?

>>6020002
you want a conical or straight-rib design rather than a victorian, hourglass or wasp waist type thing.

the latter mainly push the flesh in your natural waist around. the former also push in on your floating ribs to a greater degree.

also, getting a short-hip corset rather than edwardian/long-line is also a plus because we don't wanna be putting pressure on our hips.

made-to-measure is ideal.

>>6020030
I prefer oddbodkin, she wouldnt remember me at all but i like giving her business.
oddbodkin.smugmug.
com/In-Stock-Bodices/

>>6019982
dude go for broke. relationship is already straining. maybe get secks out of it
>>6020016
do you want to? like, don't feel incomplete if you don't want to do that.
it's the only thing i've done and i REGRET it.

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>>6020021
congrats bro

>>6020031

>>6020039
you're really dumb aren't you?

>>6019678
yeah i'll just aim 6 feet under

>>6020042
well i meant a reply to a post i made but its w/e

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>>6020041

>>6020043
yes but why

>>6019962
>posting face on here
most color accurate one i got

>>6020035
get out bart

>>6020031
hi you~
kiss me, dear!


I'm going to get ffs soon! In a year hopefully!

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>>6020031
hi

I took a catnap

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>>6020041
>not being superior asian race

w2c cute coral hoodie like that one in that old cornflakes picture?

>>6020036
>>6020037
ok thanks! my ribs are pretty small already but a few inches or less inward would be good for my own dumb fixations

>>6020052
I like it very much, thankie

>>6020053
i will okay
dont make me
okay
because i fucking will
also, i dont think you need it honestly
maybe its just me though
>>6020054
i wish i could take a nap ;_;

>>6020056
asians are overrated

also asians don't look human

asians are scary

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>>6020053

REEEEE

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>>6020039
I guess I don't really want to, but part of me wants to know if I could have done it without breaking down during or something. Maybe I'm a glutton for punishment.

>>6020058
my ribs aren't small. my underbust measurement is the same as my iliac crest measurement.

ie my ribs are as wide as my hips and must be restrained for committing such misdemeanour.

>>6020016
>>6020066

at the time I thought maybe doing this would kill the transfeels
it didnt. it did the opposite. if I could undo it I would.

>come back to /mtfg/
>red is hitting on an underageb&
wtf???

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>>6020057
this one? i bought it at a macys sale.
>>6020070
how often do you have to wear a corset for changes not to revert?

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>>6020056
>>6020041
>google hugboxes you
welp

>>6020066
>Maybe I'm a glutton for punishment.
almost definitely.

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>>6020064
Asians are best race

>>6020080
Face++ hug boxes me

>>6020076
>red hits on x
>being surprised
what did you expect

its natural for a slut to hit on cute girls like that

>>6020080
whatever google says it's the LAW
trust google

or perish in nothingness

>>6019815
You could cut or file through the metal, amputation would be stupid at this point.

>>6020081
Kill yourself my man

>>6020078
10/10 shota

>>6020086
asians are the inferior race

>>6020078
>prehrt
goddamnit it girl.
send me a sample of your genetics please.

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>>6020088
oh ;_;
I guess I'll detrans now. lf gf.

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>tfw life in general

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>>6019995
you DO get me!

>>6020005
why is this not my butt and shoulders. god where r u

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>>6019872
Don't forget
>hand in hand virginity

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if faceplusplus doesn't detect your face as female you don't pass

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hi girls : )

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>>6020088
ALL HAIL THE GOOGLE
>>6020086
Face++ is doing it too even though it was calling me a boy yesterday. what the fuck.
>>6020108
i just wanna give up on life today
i think im gonna nap
fuck being awake and aware you exist

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>>6020114
ALL UNITS

RED ALERT

ESTRADIOL INCURSION IN SECTOR 9

CORTISOL RELEASED , ADRENAL SYSTEMS ONLINE

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>>6020075
I didn't know it could actually be that traumatic. I guess I got lucky to never have gotten that far with a girl.

>>6020081
Idk, I'm mostly just a naturally curious person, and like I said, I'm naive, I don't have a sense of how much it could have hurt.

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>>6020086
>thinks xhe's looks asian
not so fast bro

>should be studying for a test
>spend the last hour signing girl name instead
siiiiiiiiiigh

>>6020114
*blocks u*

>>6020115
>you
I, my bad

>>6020114
Hey, how are you today?

>>6020078
your hair is so fugging pretty

>>6020115
I'm actually pretty happy to be awake and aware you exist :3 You're cool Grace.

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i get it google i have giant man hands

thanks for the girls tho

>>6020078
you'll see most changes from constant wearing in the first 2-3 months if you can wear it as many hours a day as possible
then you can reduce to a few hours a day to maintain it until the end of the year or the next, and then reduce to a few hours a week but ymmv.

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>>6020109
whoa, check out this cool white female face!

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>tfw you will always be a "young man" to people and never a woman
I don't want to be a gross icky man anymore.

>>6020127
*unsubs*

is Storm a good girl name?

>>6020123
well, don't worry, you're definitely not missing anything. idk, be happy, things seem to be goin good for you.

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>>6020124
But it still says 56% asian.
Also still says 100% female

>>6020153
*mashes that mofuckin like button*

>>6020152
*solidarity gestures*
>>6020157
pfff no

>>6020157
these memes get every time I come back

< : )

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>>6020078
THIS JUST IN: you have to look fem before you start HRT otherwise you will never pass

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>>6020135
it was a wig that was scary similar to my real hair pic related. still working on my hair i want it down to my bobs
>>6020141
ok. time to do this w/ a booty workout and ill be 100
>>6020148
le deep neural networks face
>>6020157
no

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>>6020113
nice!

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this hugbox

>>6020166
what if i'm just cute?

>>6020152
I know this feel, pretty sure everyone who doesn't "pass" knows this feel. Hell, a bunch of the passers still seem to think they're masculine even though they're not. We just have to hold on, take our hormones, hope for the best and resolve to love ourselves <3

holy shit those tabs red
pls close some

>>6020167
i adore your hair. it's so nice.

>>6020169
i like how it's less sure you aren't wearing glasses than that you're a girl

>>6020163
>>6020164
>>6020167
yipes, okay. here are all the names ive been looking at in order of preference, tell me if you think any are good:
1. Storm
2. Cynthia
3. Violet
4. Charlotte

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I cant decide!@ halp

>>6020180
I knew a dude named storm.

>>6020169
wow its 100% right!

>>6020179
ikr.
its p great.
it also thinks im asian

>>6020167

desu you should get the same hairstyle as the wig on pic #2

your current haircut(showing forehead) is kinda weird looking.

>>6020166
Not really, look at Kayla. Used to be a hot guy and now she's a cutie~

>>6020180
i have absolutely no right to put down any of your choices given what i want to change my name to.

but storm does sound more masculine

>>6020180
Cora :]

>>6020182
twinings a shit

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>>6020109
It's just some Instagram bunny gey.
All you need to do is butt exercises.

>>6020188
i kinda agree... i was thinking of getting bangs. i still havent found a hairstyle i like yet

>>6020180
pretty much any of them besides storm sound like actual names so they're fine

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I feel completely miserable today
And I threw out the thing I was using to cut myself with so now I can't do it, fuck
What can I do to take my mind off everything?

>>6020182
get Yorkshire tea

>>6020201
pudding is the answer

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>>6020120
>>6020114
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yGq70VCIH-A


TESTES HQ: Sierra Delta, uh... we may have a minor Bloodstream fault here. Do you have anything on your scope?

Androgen Traffic Controller: They're everywhere!

TESTES HQ: Sierra Delta, repeat!

Androgen Traffic Controller: I'm lookin' at Female Hormones over Vein-95! How the hell did they get through?

TESTES HQ: Standby! Attempting to contact the nearest Test in that sector...

>>6020182
double bergamot

have you tried russian caravan? its my favorite tea ever

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>>6020189

>>6020180
Storm and Violet scream special snowflake. I don't personally really like Cynthia. Charlotte is a pretty name.
>>6020196
are tan lines attractive, yes/no?

>>6020197
>i still havent found a hairstyle i like yet
>>6020078

>>6020201
shitpost with us, be enveloped by good feels when somebody posts something happy, pity them when somebody sadposts, that sort of thing.

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>>6020176
i have 23 open tabs
>>6020180
Charlotte is what i name Gardevoirs
>>6020196
>tan lines
[breathing intensifies]

where is robin, she was sad earlier are things better?

>>6020208
those ones are

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>>6020168
>all those tabs
WHY
>>6020208
light tan lines are ok

i need specific attention from specific people
>>6020214
pls seek help that CANNOT be healthy

>>6020214
what is your favourite yu gi oh card

>>6020159
Suddenly they seem to be, although I have no idea when that happened. Curiosity will never be satisfied, but I'm OK with that.

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this entire salon is more excited about my hair than I am I swear lol. diff hairdressers keep coming back and being like "ooOOOOHHH ITS SO PRETTTTYYY" and "THIS IS SO EXCITING" and I'm like I HAVE BEEN HERE FOR 5 HOURS MY EXUBERANCE AND MY YOUTH ARE GONE

>>6020216
>she

>>6020227
sleep tight, puppers

>>6020223
lol penis

faceplus plus is the only accurate app out there to measure your hon-ness

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>>6020196
what like squatties? theres a guide on this stuff somewhere right?

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some jackass in my class got his shit slapped and seems to be more responsible now. I'm gonna call him cute tomorrow and how hes doing better by being active and stuff because he can be dashing, his personality was just shit

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>>6020207

>>6020226
>i have no idea what happened
i'm sure if you thought about it you could figure out what went right. but for modesty's sake you can say you're lucky.
>>6020220
>>6020222
i think they're super ugly idk y
my point is when yall go tan do it nude
>>6020227
do you need a rescue team

>>6020213
I live vicariously through mtfg at this point because my life is so boring and meaningless
>>6020203
Is ice cream close enough
Though tbdesu using food as a coping mechanism has me in a shitty spot nowadays, but whatever.

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>mfw every single person posting in this shithole is male

>>6020192
I remember by smell so it has a place.
>>6020202
>two choices, told a third.
But thats not how it works. Ill pick up some another time.
>>6020205
Now i have to try it.

>>6020244
my penis agrees that i'm male but my birth certificate disagrees

>>6020223
NO I NEED THEM
>>6020224
You get one guess

>>6020242
I exert my stenght a lot so its no problem for me I guess. what drives you anon, really gets your jive going?

>>6020247
oh
okay...

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>>6020247
I'm retarded BTW I have brain damage

>>6020245
Double mot won.
Bit of milk and sugar.

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>>6020227
*strokes edie's hair*
>>6020224

>>6020227
Why are you stuck there, have they been working on your hair this whole time? If so, it'll probably look really great!
>>6020242
My life's also that way, but I find enjoyment in /mtfg/'s company, and hope in the belief that one day I'll be able to have full and exciting lives like some of the girls here.

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>>6020244
Yes, and?

>>6020244
my girlbenis says you are wrong

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>>6020234
No. No broscience. Or sisscience in this case.
Here's an actual book written by a dude who made building booties his profession.

https://mega.nz/#!MQ9BWYjT!l0T6j18-2WFKbgVfTbZFs0GM1RoRFGMBpdPnZzqNUno

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>>6020247
this one

>mention to group of friends I'm hanging out with that I'm getting referred to a psych about ADD + Aspergers diagnoses / treatment for ADD
>"but that's ridiculous, you say your main issue is depression, why didn't you get referred regarding that instead?"
>"because I get obsessive patterns of thought and anxiety issues and they contribute to my depression"
>"just get antidepressants, why do you have a hobby of collecting diagnoses"
>"because I want to solve the problems behind the depression, not just mask it, and I don't have a 'hobby', I need diagnoses to get support and treatment"
>"I just walked in to my GP clinic and asked for SSRIs and walked out with them the same day"
>"well I asked mine but she wouldn't prescribe without a diagnosis"
>"that's nonsense, you're lying, anyone can get SSRIs, you're just seeking attention"
>massive argument ensues
fucking ridiculous, I don't understand how most people think at all
I told them, I came to my GP with a list of issues I have mentally because I wasn't sure what to prioritise and she picked out those as being the most likely root causes for a lot of them, ADD left untreated often leading to more severe mental illnesses and all that jazz
then got lambasted for saying I have Aspergers without having a diagnosis, not my fucking fault, it was only when going through my medical records a month ago I found out I've never been diagnosed, doctors, teachers etc. just took it for granted I must have been already because it's so obvious
so much bullshit urgh fucking mental health shit

>>6020201
drugs

>>6020259
beautiful card

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>>6020237

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>>6020233
today I'll find a bf to trust & kiss . . .
>today my OKC conversations will result in "the magical one" instead of blah first date plans
Life is hard. Come at me str8 men..

If you see this pos while scrolling, you have been visited by the good girl
>marriage and cute things will come to you
but only if you reply with "go gettem good girl." to shit post

>>6020244
we're men with mental illnesses, most here know that
if you're looking to troll then take it to tumblr

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I feel ashamed for wearing girl clothes since I look like a total man

>>6020275
g-go gettem good girl

youre really pretty!

>>6020264
oooh alright thanks imma getta betta bootie

k im out for now peace fammmm

>>6020277
one feel for the road. iktf

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dog

post-SRS cunts like elanna should fucking leave reee

you are no longer mtf, you are just F now reeeeeee

>>6020244
I am actually a meat pop-sickle.

>>6020275
What a pretty boy.

>>6020267
mental health is not a life style, just do something worthwhile or contributes to a community that holds value D___D

>>6020267
This is why i fear the discussion of mental health with my friends.
Im so sorry you had to deal with that from people who are meant to be friends.

<3

>>6020275
go gettem good girl

I'm jealous of your face!

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>>6019968
>lmao
wait, dont you live with her now? Or is that someone else. I can't recall. Also are you the "coalburner" cass was talking about that I met very briefly or was that someone else? Also, what's a coalburner?

>>6020285
>you are no longer mtf, you are just F now reeeeeee
If only it was that easy.

>>6020285
elanna is more than just her cunt

>>6020287
Multipass?

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>>6020284
catte

>>6020293

Are you that polish girl from seattle?

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>>6020293
yes she lives with me

i am not a coalburner

coalburner means u fuck niggers

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>>6020276
Speak for yourself m8, I'm not mentally ill, nor am I a man.

>>6020289
I don't function well in communities
I'm trying to do hobbies but it's difficult when my dysphoria is so consistent and harsh, makes it hard to concentrate or enjoy things or muster the drive

>>6020295
Yeah she's annoying too. On top of the frankengina.

>>6020244
b2gebbit
>>6020299
tfw no qt black boy to eat my bp

>>6020306
make a friend and be openly trans or whartver unless its bad there...

>>6020305
ffs lilly

ttention

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>>6020297
dog

>>6020312


ewwww oddish get your head checked.

>>6020267
Sorry you fought with your friends Robin, that sucks. I hope you don't fight with them anymore in the future, and that you get whatever you need to be happy with yourself, in terms of treatment or whatever. Are you doing okay otherwise?

>>6020313
I'm out to my friends but there's no fucking way I'm presenting anything other than more-fem-than-average guy until I get FFS except to please therapists etc. on occasion

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>>6020276
>we're men
maybe you are bb not me :v)

>>6020285
Don't you dare try to chase Elanna away!

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>>6020320

>>6020328
you get the surgery yet?

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>>6020244
i am a cute boy

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>>6020320
catte

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>>6020298
Im not polish (afaik) but I am from seattle. so... Maybe?

>>6020337
Your master is cuter.

>>6020316
>thinking man and male mean the same thing
>thinking everyone here is mentally ill
Maybe you are, I'm not

>>6020317
here you dropped this:
a

>>6020244
i'm a hermaphrodite, I'm sorry mighty Fuhrer, my malformed genitals have failed you

>>6020267
they're right, going into a GP's place and saying 'i'm feeling down, it's been for ages, its disrupting my life' you fill out a tick box form, they chuck prozac at you, you leave. of course if you unload as much stuff on them as possible they're going to go 'hmm self diagnosed armchair psych hypochondriac' or 'i can't deal with this, refer them to other services, only bump them up the waiting list if they attempt suicide'. like its easy to understand. doctors hate being told what to do because they're professionals and get sorta prickly about people who think they can do what they do after reading something online, coming in and saying 'it's this, this and this' really makes them very resistant to doing anything.

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>>6020338
dog

>>6020276
Your sex isn't something you can control, but you're the only one in your own mind, so you're the only one who can know your gender. Being a man or a woman - that's in your mind as well as in how you present yourself to the rest of the world.
You're only a man if you truly see yourself that way, your penis doesn't decide that for you.

>>6019970
the sun will wrek your skin though

>>6020343
i could simply not disagree, master~

>>6020339

Next time dont put your pink striped pantsu on your mouth, theres germs there.

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>>6020348
catte

>>6020249
The problem is nothing really does or ever did. Life's just sorta been going through the motions. I try to do software projects since that's my field of expertise, but I just never have the drive to stay with anything. And I don't have people to socialize with because I'm socially retarded and can't hold a conversation for more than about a minute without feeling nervous and going away.
Nothing feels fun or worth it in life. I keep holding on because maybe it'll happen at some point. But I wish I could know if it's gonna happen or not so I can decide to kill myself or not

>>6020267
I've been meaning to try weed or lsd if I can find a dealer or something

>>6020337

pics or gtfo

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>>6020167
heh i remember u from /cuteboys/ t b h
>>6020337
loli folder?
pls?

>>6020357
oh my god why is everyone on h ere invovledin computers >:I

>>6020360
how

FUCKING

NEW?
>>6020361
what

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>>6020323
Thanks

I guess I'm not at my worst atm, I don't really have a best

I'm really scared about the future... I have to deal with the same awful shit any young trans person in Tory Britain has to deal with upon graduating but also with the added pressure of yet-to-be-specified mental illness, broad incompetence thanks to dyspraxia, and debilitating Aspergers that makes it hard to have the ordinary support that most people get from friendships

I have chinese takeway at least, going to curl up and try to escape for a bit by watching vids of my motorsports husbando until my current fwb comes over

I wish I could escape my life and be someone else, not perfect, just a few less problems... I think I could cope then

>>6020360
Damnit. Dont encourage the qtboy

>>6020365
tranny meme

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>>6020360

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How's everyone doing today? I got called a faggot in public by a construction worker, while out in total guy mode. It was weird.

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>>6019968
>hm
>pathetic
>perhaps, if you're cute enough, ne~?
Yes! I will stop at nothing to taste your feet! Nothing!

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>>6020354
LOL. I washed them afterwards, dont worry. I was just being silly anyway. I dont normally act like that except when im recovering from grief.

>>6020367
I just want more lolis :[
>>6020373
I get called gay a lot in guy mode
they can smell it

>>6020360
Well hello new friend

>>6020373
same.

I got called a faggot once when i was in boymode

:(

Daily reminder that ediexfaye is just a meme

>>6020380
.... are you dirty and need to wash off the filth?

>>6020380
>tfw you will never be pookies loli

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>>6020365
My mom was a software engineer for 30 years, and I thought my dad's administrative work at schools was incredibly boring, so I followed in my mom's footsteps.

>>6020347
Didn't happen to me. Went to one GP, told her I'd been having suicidal thoughts, she gave me some online self-help stuff and told me to come back a few weeks later. Changed GPs, got my disability diagnoses sorted and she's referred me on to a psychiatrist to nail down whether I have Cluster B disorder(s) or whether a lot of my traits are the result of severe Aspergers, and ADD left untreated throughout adolescence and early adulthood. I specifically asked "Can I trial SSRIs or something starting immediately in the meantime?" and she said something along the lines of "No, I prefer not to prescribe anything that serious at the first appointment". On both occasions I emphasised that it's disrupting my studies and my daily activities.

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>>6020378
>recovering from grief.
>grief

of no bf?

>>6020368
I'm sorry you've got so much stressing you right now, I wish I could help more directly, but I'm not in bongistan. I hope you find irl friends soon who can help support you, and until then, I hope /mtfg/ gives you enough positive social interaction to keep holding on. Enjoy your chinese food, love ya <3

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>>6020380
>I just want more lolis

But pookie, you ARE the loli.

>>6020305
then fuck off mate
this is a tranny thread

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>>6020389
dude we're fucking loli shotas wew
>>6020388
yah w/ holy water plz

>>6020392
You are not trans exit this thread immediately and step in front of a bus.

>>6020373
>>6020380
>>6020384
i got called a faggot a lot in high school but even in the south, universities get pretty liberal so i could probably wear like, pink hot pants, a halter top, and a feather boa and not be called a faggot

Any one else here who passes 100% apart from their face??
I need somebody to cut my nose in half desu

>>6020392
Ssris made me a raging bitch from on high.

Maoris fixed em

Dip in seratonin apparently pisses me off

>>6020357
iktf ;-;

>>6020347
>>6020392
Oh and I should make clear, the suggestions as to what might be wrong with me (either cluster b or add/aspergers effects) is what SHE said, not something I suggested to her, I wasn't armchair-diagnosing, all I gave her was a list of the traits that I've been struggling with.

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>>6020372

>>6020328
>unpassable hon taunting another hon
gross

>>6020401
think of the possibilities o:

>>6020305
I think you are the illest derpanna,

>>6020367
not that anon but I am >2new and now am curious