/gaygen/

>>5993007

is that the guy from the sitcom?

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>>5993007

Ah, the ol' "clenched fists under biceps" trick. He still looks small af though.

>>5993011
yes, he is a sitcom star
>>5993017
he's totally badass though

>>5993007
i wish they just go full gay with him and he gets a bf or some shit.

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>>5993026

you realise he's a fictional character, don't you?

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>>5993007
Fat mac

>>5993039
it still seems crazy to me that he got so fat just for a small running joke and one episode of a show. too committed

hey there cocksuckers, what is the gay agenda?

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>>5992840

rude

I don't have a stutter I have trouble pronouncing Rs( I'm the speech impediment anon who keeps posting vocaroos like >>5991088)

And what is wrong with calling your mum mummy?

>>5993052
"mummy" is exclusively used by serial killers

>>5993037
You realise that doesn't make him any less of a badass?
>>5993039
still hotter than Dennis

>>5993050
it's cishet people being so full of themselves that they think people who are different from them are doing it just to piss them off

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OhWh4MsRWcM
sitcom for gay teens released through the proto-youtube DEN video streaming service
early 2000s/late 90s internet was so fucking weird
the faggots that was behind DEN are among the perviest creeps alive too

>>5993057
charlie>mac>dennis

>>5993052

"mum/mom" = fine
"mother" = posho
"mam" = chav
"ma" = redneck
"mummy" = serial killer

>>5993074
mam as in ham but with m?

>>5993087

yep

>>5993087
yeah, some poor as shit brits actually say that.

>>5992859
does your tsundere bf have a cute o face?

>>5993074
mam is northern english / scottish / irish not necessarily chav
annoyed with people telling me i speak poshly just bc i live up north now when they just have a stupid accent and they are poshos

>>5993099

>mfw my eyes roll back into my head when i'm close
>mfw when I was younger and just figuring out masturbation i thought i was going blind just like the old stories say

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>>5993160

Are you for real?

>>5993160
One of the names need to be spelled differently.

>>5993160
I've dated 3 of those

>>5993188

Don't enable him you fucking retard

>>5993199

completely wrong, as always. And dont fucking talk about my grandma you bloodsucker

>>5993186
theyre just vegetarian. vegetarian food isnt automatically healthy.

>>5993055
>>5993074

>implying

tbph I don't call her mummy much but she calls me Mummy's Little Lamb :3c

I've became very close with my mum after coming out because she has been so supportive and clearly she wasn't lying whenever she told me growing up that she'd love me no matter what

I Just wish other people were that understanding

>>5993216
omg yes but he died in the accident
holy shit

>>5993227

Wrong. But I'm not going to enable you by replying to any more of your insanities you delusional freakmonger.

>>5993223
>mummy's little lamb
your mom is clearly grooming you to be a serial killer

>>5993160
4 very gay names

>>5993248
No, it was Brandon
but what else are you seeing?
freaking out rn

>>5993266
Is there any hope for my future?

>>5993216
Correct! BUT which one is me?

Oooohehehe.

>>5993266
should i get a dog?

>>5993261
im seeing a anorexic fuck boy with the face + hairstyle of a middle aged mom
who dresses like a socially awkward suburban teenager from 2006
and attention whores 24/7 on a anime image board
sounding like someone you know?

>>5993099
Yeah, he does actually!

>>5993164
>mfw when I was younger and just figuring out masturbation i thought i was going blind just like the old stories say
Ha ha! That's pretty funny, actually. A lot of guys think it's cute/hot when your eyes roll back during sex, though.

>>5993292
I'm not a psychic, but the answer is yes. Dogs are great.

>>5993266
Why do you keep lying about fucking guys off grindr to try to impress us in the skype group?

>>5993326
ok where would i keep it
how do i pay for it
a psychic would know these things

>>5993239

You're worryingly obsessed with serial killing anon

I'm a submissive twink so sadism is alien to me and I hate violence

>>5993351
Well you're both equally annoying so stop it.

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>walk through shit part of town
>tell bf to sit on a park bench while I get some smokes from dive bar
>come back, there's two men harassing him for "being where he's not welcome"
>tell them off in a most rude way in hope that I could bluff being tough
>get ass kicked while bf runs away
>bf breaks up with me the next day
even after two weeks I still want to kill myself

>>5993351
this was a very nice astronomy reading but i have no hobbies

>>5993353
i just like horror movies

>>5993375
beat up yr ex and then get a new more loyal bf in jail

>>5993309
Ooh girl, so salty
I think you missed the joke

>>5993397
I lost it. Can't find it again. Think it's gone for good... It grows back right?

>>5993386
Can you foresee me stopping because of the opinions of some faggots on the internet?

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Would you?

>>5993351
should i get back on grindr, psychic-sama?

>>5993436
What's that tattoo on your side?
And yeah, maybe, if you seemed like an interesting person. Tbh you're not repulsive but you would need some game.

>>5993401
meeting people from the internet is scary

>>5993419
yeah

>>5993444
It's not me, it's some guy who messaged me.

>>5993436
Yes but I'd strongly question the tattoo

>>5993430
You're a shit psychic then.

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I wonder when he'll stop messaging me.
Usually people give up when you don't want to suck their dick immediately.

>>5993479
are you on plenty of fish in the year of our lord 2016

>>5993483
Adam4Adam
The layout and web design alone make the site look sleazy as fuck.

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He'll probably block me, honestly.

>>5993351
Oh great one, I will take your double negative advice and fix all my problems with it, praise be to Allah!
>>5993514
Yeah mine is knackered, the muscles are damaged and one vertabre is twisted.

Working at Audi man :(

>>5993530
Maybe. It's fine though.

fuck bill clinton
fuck hilary clinton
fucking soulless

could someone post the gay death copypasta? i need it for trolling

>>5993687

i cant believe bill clinton hasnt been investigated for child molestation yet

his family must be protecting him

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>>5993688
here u go

>>5993711

Seems like a typical far rightwing religious stereotype

>>5993571
Well to be fair the more I use it the better it gets, its just every so often it hurts like a motherfucker. I usually get guys to click it for me, helps a lot if they do it correctly.

>>5993698
the clintons are the establishment
they own the media
https://m.youtube.com/watch?feature=youtu.be&v=9snRQ9VAnyo
bill clinton can go full white supremacist memeing and the media just acts like it didnt happen
imagine any other polician spewing that shit they would get eviscerated

>>5993743
You can wall squat on my dick if that helps

>>5993816
Super lewd!

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There is a poster on fit who lives nearby i want to fuck me.

How should I proposition him?

>>5993863
Didn't hear a no.

>>5993881
Eyyy bby u wan sum bp?

>>5993881
send him pics and be like, "hey ur hot. u want this hole?"

>>5993896

he would think im joking. a guy like him probably has a hundred trolls asking for his dick every day

>>5993901
works for me
tell him you're not joking around and that u lookin 2 get stuffed

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What do you guys do for fun around here?

>>5993915
arent you a virgin

>>5993952
play games
http://steamcommunity.com/id/totallynothltler/

>>5993952
suck deck

>>5993960
I meant more of online trading pictures/being an internet whore, etc.
irl I wouldn't have to show naked pics

>>5993961
Cant get to a computer in my current living situation. Would like too though damn it my hands are itching to plau dota 2
>>5993962
What kind of deck aggro,control midrange?

>>5993759
someone had to bring them to heel

I posted this in /adv/, but I'm not really getting any replies. I figured you guys would be the next best to ask.
>friends with a guy since high school
>we were both outcasts I was a weeb and he had the reputation for being "bad"
>would skip class, fight and just generally be really strong willed when it came to authority
>we were still pretty close
>grow up
>I'm still 2DPD garbage
>he's still rough around the edges and not on the up-and-up when it comes to social graces
>boxes now instead of fighting all the time
>never seen him show attraction to anyone
>could never really picture him in a relationship with anyone
>confessed to me out of the blue yesterday
>confused as fuck

>>5994072
so what the fuck is the question you're even asking?
what advice do you want

>>5994072
Suck his dick and don't kick him in the head

>>5994081
I just want to know what to do and how to handle it.

A lot of people think I'm gay, I'm pretty sure I'm not. But if I'm honest, it worries me sometimes that I self-insert as the girl in the porn I watch.

Anyway, it's like half of me kind of wants it and the other half is violently rejecting it. I'm pretty tired of being a permavirgin. But I don't think he'd be down with just screwing around.

>>5994072

Well do you like him? If so, then it's smooth sailing from there.

But I feel like you don't share the same feelings for him since you're posting this here. In that case let him down gently. Do not let this change the relationship you have with him but make it clear that you are not interested. False hope is a bitch.

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>>5994092

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>no fellow Scottish posters who can manhandle my petite twinky body and fuck me until I squeal in my weird childlike voice
>no post-fuggal snuggles

:^(

Why can't a speech impediment anon catch a break?

>>5994153
Please enlighten me

>>5994154
Boo hoo

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>>5994213

It isn't unreasonable to be sad about have no one to make love to you and nobody who wants you to fall asleep in their arms

Why so jaded anon?

>>5994190
Some anon ruined everything with a guy because he kicked him in the head repeatedly when he was going for it a few threads

>>5994072

Just try and take it slow and see where things go, if you're interested in him that is. If you're a bit interested just try working on getting to know each other better. Remember you'll never know if you don't at least try.

>>5994300
*ago

been away for a year, where is tinychat?

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>>5994154
Do you find yourself uggo?

>>5994328

Are you saying you think I'm uggo? ;{

But yes I have very poor body image

>>5994279
clean ya nails u pig

>>5994279
butterzzz
nd if u are trying to be le qt fem twink then at least shave face

>>5994328
How is your marriage?

>>5994279
your face is too long
and you have fish eyes
and a shit haircut

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Should I lads?

>>5994112
I don't know. I've always kind of shied away from real relationships and just stuck to porn and anime. I haven't let myself be attracted to anyone, if that makes sense.

Part of me wants to try it, but I can't tell if it's because I'm lonely and horny all the time and just looking to get laid or if I actually have feelings. I don't want to think about it too much, honestly.

>>5994305
We already know each other pretty well. We're close friends. Like I said, I have no idea what to feel.

He just blurted out that he'd "given it a lot of thought" and he was in love with me. We were both kind of drunk at this point and wound up sleeping/cuddling in his bed. It freaked me out so I sort of left him in a lurch. I texted him and let him know I wasn't mad or anything, but that I needed time to think. I haven't gotten a response from him and I feel like shit.

>>5994400
lol I'm 2/3

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>>5994398
Mind your own business, faggot.

>>5994406
shit haircut x10
minorly long face tho

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>>5994406
>rating yourself
How basic can you be?
>implying anyone who rates themselves is ever reliable.

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>>5994401
>no spanking

why even bother?

>>5994364
No and try grindr for some quick confidence boost pic me ups. It will help.
>>5994398
It's hmmk. Are you still chatting with Anonkun?

>>5994401
>outing
?

>>5994413
that's not ranking myself lol
I was saying that I am two for three out of that list
I have a long face and most people here hate my hairstyle

>>5994411
I'd still choose my haircut over his tho

>>5994403
Don't be afraid to take a chance on happiness, anon.

>>5994419
aaaahahaha i <3 how you are such a bitch about jupp on here
its so obvious you hate him

>>5994429
id choose wet dog shit on my head over both of your haircuts

>>5994440
post ur haircut, babe ;)

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>>5994432

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>>5994432
I really don't understand the shitposting trollshits on this thread general. It's like everyone who frequents here is so full of failure in their own lives that they have to hate and destroy anyone's outwardly expressed happiness in life that is remotely posted in here.

What do you guys do when you let the ONE get away?

I've let it consume me. I can't go long periods of time without thinking about him, my mistakes, regrets, etc.

I really love him. I want him to come back home.

prostate massager, y/n? looking at one on amazon rn.

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>>5994472
>massager
>vibrator
Same shit man. Vibrators aren't even sexually stimulating. Maybe for women, but for the post part all you need is a finger or your hand motion a dildo into your ass to do the job right. Vibrators are a waste of money and a waste of batteries for that matter.

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>>5994393

What does butterzzz mean?

I do usually shave but I didn't bother this morning because I was just staying at home all day. I Shot that photo just now on the fly because I wanted to post a sad face

>>5994400

My face isn't as long as it seems in that photo and I know my hair isn't great but I'm going to grow it another month before I do something cute with it

Y/N on highlights or full platinum bleach btw

>>5994462
Post in /what's-their-name/ and drink.

>>5994502
I already did.

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>>5994497
peewee herman / 10

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>>5993007
Why don't you have or wish for a redneck bf, gaygen?

>>5994446
nah busy senpai
>>5994447
aaaaahhhhhhhhhhh
where is jupp usually he is here pretending ur marriage isnt a fucking joke at this point
>>5994456
what i dont understand is why are there so many whiteknight faggots ITT
jupp is weirdo cuck manlet and sp blatantly hates him and it is funny why does it need further explanation

>>5994515
Because I already encompass some of that way of life in my own.

Pickup truck, chewing tobacco, hunting, fishing, etc. I just do it all senpai.

I'm just looking for a qt who will just indulge me like I would with his hobbies.

>>5994507
I didn't let him get away, more like unable to follow. We can't be together, so I'm with someone else. I still think about him and feel guilty because I know it means I'm not all there for my loving bf. And also guilty because I know I can't give myself to non-bf, even though I know non-bf wants me. It causes serious emotional ambivalence.

feelsbadman.jpg

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>>5994528
>being this involved in people's lives that aren't yours

You truly are a sad piece of shit aren't you?

>>5994497
butters
as in everything but her face
popular colloquialism idk why im explaining this to you
>>5994542
ye..u?

>>5994550
>idk why im explaining this to you
probably because it's butterface not butters

>>5994528
opinions disregarded

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>>5994550
Nope, I don't know anyone here. So I don't pass judgments on other's relationships since I'm not member of said relationships. Maybe you should tend to your own life and leave people here alone. Since, well, you know you're not and active participant of anyone's life here.

>>5994532
h-hi

>>5994581
Hey yourself, cutie.

Want to go fishing? The water is getting warm and we can take my boat out for a spin.

>>5994594
you'll have to r-rub sunscreen on me first, I'm a pale ginger s-so I burn easily

>>5994594
Will you let me shoot your gun?

>that's how fishing works

Oh-oh! Can I bait your rod?

>yeah, now you're getting it!

>>5994604
Oh? Hm you'll have to be really careful. I do spend a bit of time outdoors, I live withindriving distance of the ocean. So I spend time there during the summer.

But I'll take care of you, and lather you up. I'll even get your scalp and ears too bb.

I like me some redheads.

>>5994613
My penis or an actual firearm?

The answer is yes to both.

>>5994573
its obviously an abbreviation of the same word
why would you even bother posting that
like you actually had something valid to say
>>5994576
senpai fuck off
why do you think anyone cares about reading this faux-moral preachy bs
its reddit tier
go wank off inside a hot pocket you whingey neckbeard cunt

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>post face
>get tons of catty comments

>ask for advice about highlights or bleaching entire hair 8 shades
>no comment

at least euro hours gaygen is more urbane

>>5994644
999999999999/10
would marry<3

>>5994644
I don't think you should bleach hair. Just style it purty.

>>5994623
5652 pls go

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>>5994644
>get tons of catty comments

Were you expecting hugbox galore?

>>5994644

Yeah gaygen is kind of bad about shitposting, it's just something you realize and ignore. Also I don't think your hair would look good bleached, just don't think it would go well with your complexion. Not sure about highlights, could look alright if done right.

>>5994654
who dat boy

>>5994644

>creepy/ 10
You really need to stop. You're digging yourself a grave here.

Since you're photos are always "image.jpg" I'm guessing you're that fag who posts in Mascgen all the time. You're quite annoying tobequitehonest.

>>5994419
Kind of. It's complicated.

>>5994670
>tfw Epsilon will never breed your boypussy
w-why even live ;-;

>>5994717
epsilon is a total gaping bottom pham
but I hear he has a big dick

Why is 5652 so rude?

>>5994730
lol he does not

>>5994651
>>5994693

I know a great stylist so I'll throw myself on his good judgement

>>5994693

Why am I creepy?

Image.jpg just means I'm posting from an iPhone and honey do I look masc to you?

>>5994730

I'm vers really, I want to try topping, can't bottom all the time. My dick is pretty average tho

>>5994740
>>5994753
can i see it?

>>5994739
Honestly, I think he has some mental health problems.

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>>5994760
I don't know, can you?

>>5994760

I don't really have any good dick pics, it's honestly nothing special.

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>>5994430
I guess you're right. Fuck it, it's either that or going back to jacking it to anime, right!?

>tfw you have all kinds of weirdassed fetishes now
>tfw it was probably all that trap hentai that turned you gay in the first place

If you've been here for 2+ years....

>>5994803
post dick pls

>>5994896

No

>>5994904
will you atleast post a duck pic?

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>>5994907

Duck in gamestop

Remember when all the fags of 4chan would go on /soc/, talk a bit, post nudes?
What happened?
Ever since /lgbt/ was made they all flocked here but this is a blue board so no dick/bp-posting

>>5994914
For what purpose?

>>5994922
Gaygen use to imgur link noodz all the time tho

>>5995050
key word USED to
now every thread is just catty bitching between MtF's with zero nudes being posted

>>5995051
Speaking of, why were there so many MtF's and dickgirls posting in gaygen at one time? It stopped recently, but why was that a thing?

So I went to a wedding and throughout the evening, the younger brother of the bride kept flirting and being nice and talking to me.

He was my dance partner and enjoyed my terrible jokes and made a lot of long eye contact

He left early so I couldn't get his number but I am best friends with the Bride and groom so getting his number is easy. Even his dad called us a cute couple and the guy smiled at it.

Am I reading too much?

>>5994922
>>5995051
the fun or whatever you want to call it of whoring got old
and in the end it just left a name for myself where people know who I am and have seen me naked

>>5995085
No.

>>5994922

I just lost interest in it

>>5995099

How long should I wait before I ask for his number from our mutual friends? Assuming ican't find him on normie book.

I hate my ability to be unable to tell if a guy is a fag or flirting with me.

>>5995093
no-one cares about you
shut-up hitler

>>5995093
fuck off hitler

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>>5994604
>>5994615
Pls give us pics from your outing/date/hookup

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What does gaygen think of my Saturday night date?

Being gay feels lonely

>>5995235
looks gay as hell

>>5995235
Completely rapeable. Nice one.

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Been told I look like Tie Domi if he were shaved bald, and a white.... There's no hope for me to snag a cute guy is there?

>>5995235
b o t t o m b o i

>>5995254
yeah, just every gay guy ever...

>>5995235
I'd top for him.

>>5995244
>>5995247
>>5995254
>>5995277
Going to ruin his life. He's been drunk texting me about how lonely he is and how sad he is.

>>5995281
You're a shit "human being" if you're going to ruin some guys life for no reason. Especially after he's giving your Ronald McDonald looking ass the time of day

>>5995057
Probably because straight men/transbians took over mtfg and would post their autistic anime and lesbian porn non stop.

>>5995292
The joke is that being with me is ruining his life.

>>5995235
>>5995281
>>5995310

Perhaps you should work on your mental issues before dating anyone. Become more human, learn to feel emotion. Unless you want things to go down the drain like your last relationship.

>>5993007
He's married to Dee irl, not gay

>>5995235

looks better than your ex

>>5995378
No shit.

>tfw present myself as straight and have had multiple girlfriends but totally want to awkwardly befriend a flamboyant gay bottom and act all surprised as our friendship blooms to romance, culminating in my plowing of his sweet, sweet, bussy

Probably not going to come out until that happens, lads, and if it never does, you can probably find me with some slag and a mess of kids, repressing every gay thought I have

>>5995406
same honestly

>>5993007
Yeah, but he's not gay. He just likes greasing up beefcakes in honor of our dear Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ, and honoring God is 100% Bad Ass
*Lights fire works and proceeds to do sweet stunt jump on bmx bike*

>>5993007
I swear he's not a serial killer, or gay, he just likes banging trannies from time 2 time. It's a process, there's tucking involved etc.
Trust me, I know.

>>5993017
Yeah, he's all glamour muscles. All bi's and tri's and the rest is just lips and ribs.

>go out with bf last night
>turns up drunk af from his work drinks
>acts like an arrogant asshole
>go to a gay bar and make out (he was initiating it)
> later on the night bus home, he's fiddling with his phone
>see he's got Grindr installed
>when I lived in this city on my own (recently moved) he let me try and make friends through apps, but then he got jealous so we agreed Id uninstall them (which I did)
> he says "I just saw all those gay guys and wanted to make gay friends"
>says he only downloaded it that night at that bar
>I think he tends to make bad choices when he's had too many drinks (also from what he told me about his past)
>Not sure I can trust him again soon
FML

>>5995456
things like this are why I'll never have another bf

>>5995474
Not all gays are created equal you know

>>5995406
>>5995409
>every bi ever

So apparently meth is a gay epidemic now. Over a dozen fags on Grindr want to pnp. I don't remember seeing a single one last year.

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>>5995456
>Normies complaining about their shitty judgement in character leading to shitty bfs
You deserve misery.

>>5995805
It's been that way forever senpai.

>am a bit gay and fem but not a lot, not stereotypical or have a lisp or anything
>new guy gets hired
>super super gay lisp voice and limp wrist "oh stawp" and everything
>not even good looking
>get pissed off just thinking about him

Goddamnit he's really fucking annoying and I barely even met him

I fear like everyone else will start associating me with him too, maybe I should just go super masc

>>5995085
>Even his dad called us a cute couple and the guy smiled at it.
ew wtf.

Also, that means he's not gay. Or at least not out to his parents. No father in the world is happy about his son being gay to the point where he'll happily make funny comments about his son's love life like he would if his son was straight.

>>5995114
>I hate my ability to be unable to tell if a guy is a fag or flirting with me.
No one has that ability. That's why normal gays gave up on real life encounters ages ago and moved onto the app/online scene where there's no fucking about

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>>5996128
>No father in the world is happy about his son being gay to the point where he'll happily make funny comments about his son's love life like he would if his son was straight.

But that's exactly what my dad does, anon.

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>>5994741
>I know a great stylist so I'll throw myself on his good judgement
Letting others define who you are and what you look like.
>you done goofed

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>>5996132
Am I your father?

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>>5996143
Jesus christ on a stick if you were anyone's father they would be the next Adolf Hitler.

>>5996132
He's actually dead inside and blames you for it.

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>>5996143
Dad get off computer. You don't know how to internets.
>>5996157
Doubt.

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>>5996157
Coming from someone with a lot of siblings who have children of their own none of my parents care that I'm gay. If I were an only son maybe their attitude towards my being gay would have worsen, but all parents just want to have grandchildren, for which they have plenty. For the most part my dad doesn't care at all and my mother shows no resentment towards me being gay. So, your logic is extremely flawed aaaaand you should go kill yourself for your retarded comment.

>>5995805
Yeah, drug use in the gay world is really rife, its quite depressing really. I guess that it also to blame for the high HIV and STD rates too, a lot of people probably get too drunk or too high to care about using any form of protection.

Just morons really. I mean honestly, there's a very apparent difference between "hard" and "soft" drugs, I wish people would educate themselves better on or it, or to be fair schooling should do better to educate people on drug use. You can't stop someone taking drugs if they wish, but if you can at least inform then with genuine facts about drugs you'll at least give people the chance to avoid extremely devastating ones.

>>5996165
I'm sure of it.

>>5996171
>m-muh parents still love me
They couldn't care less about the dead end of the family. It's all about your siblings now.
You're the stranger in the family.
That one guy nobody wants to visit but still feel do because it's expected of them.
The moment your siblings had their kids you no longer mattered.

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>>5996202
>I'm sure of it.
Are you speaking from personal experience, anon?

>>5996213
I spoke with your father once.
I spoke with a lot of fathers.

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>>5996216

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hi gaygen! i just have a poll. do you consider yourself a woman in a man body and for that reason you are gay?

http://strawpoll.me/7322718

I secretly want to be gay and date guys and have a loving bf, but I'm straight and I will never have those things. What can I do to forget about it and live life as a normal straight person?

>>5996242
Find a tomboy or summat? Or do you just find yourself unable to connect emotionally with the opposite sex?

>>5996246

I've always liked it when girls have short hair and dress like boys. I always thought it was super cute.

>Or do you just find yourself unable to connect emotionally with the opposite sex?

Sometimes I forget what emotion is.

>>5996251
>super cute
u sure you're not a fag?

>have two best friends I've known ever since I was a baby
>one is femboy tier in looks, but he's full straight.
>I'm giant jock tier in looks, but full homo
>other one is girl who looks like a supermodel
>femboy friend is in love with girl
>girl is inlove with me
>I'm inlove with femboy friend
time to end myself

>>5996226
what

>>5996226
No. I consider myself a man that is attracted to men, and that is the reason I am gay.

>>5996226
feeling that you're a woman in a mans body is gender dysphoria, not homosexuality.

...and if you're meaning the stereotype of gays being feminine, then we're not all like that.

>>5996267
Living in an actual nightmare.

>>5996267
if he's 100% straight, then that's that, no point falling for him...
you just need to move on man.

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>>5996267

>>5996263

Yeah. What's gay about thinking it's cute?

>>5996267
>she will fall for him once she realises she won't have you
>they will be a happy couple together and you'll be all alone

>>5996267
Femboys need to forced into homo, they have no place reproducing.

>>5996293
I haven't yet encountered a totally masculine gay guy. I always spot subtle cues like tilting of the hips and hand gestures. It's subconscious, so they don't realize they are doing it.

>>5996267
Do they know you're gay? Do they know who each other likes each other?

>>5996242
what exactly do you mean by wanting to "date guys and have a loving bf"? ...is it a fantasy?
i'm struggling to think why a 100% straight guy would want that.

>>5996331
with hand gestures, do you mean gesticulation and body language? because people that don't use their hands when they speak and have no body language is a symptom of autism.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xY_xiGadcgk&nohtml5=False
maybe you are confused about this and hate being gay and use every reason you can think of to dismay all gays as being too gay for you?

>>5996341
I'm 1:45 in and already that shit is weird.

>>5996362
you might want to go see a doctor to find out if you can be placed on the spectrum.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZZ7k8cMA-4
if you find body language weird.

>>5996335

I don't know. I fantasize about it a lot. Every night. I don't understand why, so I try to forget about it. I can't make myself gay, so I feel there's no point in any of it.

>>5996331
acting like a fag is something you're not fucking born with, that shit is learned and picked up, and i don't really see how it could really be subconscious as such.

i personally just hate the fags who make it a huge deal and make it a massive part of their identity, shoving into peoples faces every fucking day.

>>5996393
they should shove their dicks in your face instead, am i right.

>>5996390
so you're fantasising about men...

do you get off on it? i'm still struggling to see how you're 100% straight, you sound like you might be bi.

>>5996399
...what?

>>5996400
I think he means in a romantic rather than sexual way.

>>5996406
candle sniffing fuck fence go climb a wall of dicks

who are the hottest trips?
which trip would you pin down and cuddle?

>>5996407
hmm I see, so he feels romantically attracted to men but has no sexual attraction to them whatsoever?

>>5996410
you

>>5996414
Yeah, seems like hell tbqhw/ufam.

>>5996409
lol nice meme friend

>have horrible self image issues since forever
>at work today
>hear customer say "he looks like Dan Butler with long hair
>google the name
>depressed all day
>he comes back later
>says i look like the footballer
>asks if im gay and if im doing anything later
>tfw i dont look like an old man AND i got my first date

>>5996400

The fantasies make me feel cozy. I imagine that I'm in my bed with a tall, strong guy and his arm is wrapped around me. The feeling I get from that is like nothing else. It's like everything is right in the world. I fall asleep to the thought.

My heart aches thinking about it, but I know I can't change my orientation. It's why I think forgetting about it is the best thing.

>>5996442
This makes you gay. It makes you super gay. It makes you gayer than over 50% of the regular users here.

>>5996442
just to clarify...
absolutely ZERO sexual attraction towards men?

>>5996410
rugby
rugby

too bad he's fem4fem

>>5996446

Okay.

>>5996452

...I don't know.

>>5996410
5652
Hitler
Niq
Circe
Booger

>>5996410
I'm pretty hot right now. I should open a window.

>>5993074

What if you're hispanic? She doesn't speak English and me and my sister always call her "Ma"... we're not rednecks

>>5996442
>>5996464
Well, if you don't want to fug men you could hope a big strong asexual guy comes around and holds you tite @ nite.

>>5996464
...you don't know if you have a sexual attraction to men or not?
you need to be honest with yourself man, just answer the question... have you ever gotten off on men? is it impossible for you?
you're coming across as bi with these fantasies you're having about men.

>>5996466
you should open a window, take off your shirt and start playing with your nipples

>>5996478
>have you ever gotten off on men?

Sometimes.

>>5996500
ur kinda bi then bruv, it's ok i accept u either way

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>>5996482
Juppy boarded up all the windows.

>>5996500
If you get off on men as well as women, then that's it then, you're bisexual, man. Get the fuck over it.

>>5996502

<3

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>>5996508
>tfw sp and jupp move to alberta
>tfw jupp cheats on sp with kyle harrington
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uj2wH8m0v7Y

>>5996521
...do what?

I can't do this anymore
>>5996522
anything

>>5996525
what's up?

My new housemate is a 30-something-year-old dyke. Within five minutes of meeting her she was hating on men. How fucked am I?

>>5996519
>dat jiggle

>>5996527
I can't stand my job and it's no way I can quit

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>>5996519
>tfw we'll never 4some with Kyle and Samurbi

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>>5996536
Just act aloof and pretend she's not really there, that's what I do with my housemates.

>>5996519
I want to seal Juppy away in The Dark Real for all eternity.

>>5996544
...well?
what do you hate so much about it Anon?
is there something in particular?

>>5996536
>tfw 30-something-year-old dyke upstairs neighbor was super cool and smoked us out and let us use her wi-fi
sorry man

Where's the small penis humiliation?

>>5996589
u ave a small dik m8

>ttfw no bf to hug

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>>5996603
>tfw date last night
>Maximum hug mode

>>5996633

deets you fucking chad

>>5996634
Not much of a story.
>meet on grindr
>get beer and dinner at upscale irish pub
>go to movies, cuddle while watching The Boss
>go to his place, play with dogs
>mess around a bit,
>cuddle till 2 am

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>>5996687
When are you going to break the news to him?

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>>5996694
He's already seen/played with/sucked the d, and he loves it. lol

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>>5996714
>. lol
Hiss.

>>5996546
y-you can always have a foursome with Swede and I :3

masc4fem&masc&fem master race 2bh

>>5996687

What did he look like? how old?

was it awkward at all?

how big was his dick?

what does "mess around a bit" entail?

why did you stop cuddling at 2am?

how would rate the whole experience?

>i have to work
>i have to study
>i have to run a few errands
>i have other plans
>not today bud
>not tonight kid
>im tired
>its too early
>its too late
>im not in the mood
>my back hurts
>i have a headache
>im sick
>i have a cold
>i have to go out of town


These are all of the excuses I've heard so far in a years time from my bf.
Everyone in my life is full of excuses. I should of figured my bf would be as well.
Should I end it?

>>5994072
>>5994403
>>5994849
Again.

I'm supposed to be meeting with my friend later today to talk about this shit. I'm still not sure what I'm going to do, but I figured I could at least try this whole thing out. I hope I'm not throwing my friendship away.

>>5996757

better let him suck your D and eat your ass
thats how you get to the root of issues

>be 20
>bf is 18 and still in high school
>wants me to go to prom with him
>already went to his homecoming which was literal torture for my social anxiety + inability to dance
>don't want to disappoint him by telling him no but I really don't want to

What the fuck lads, I didn't even go to my own prom, I can't do this.

>>5996747
>What did he look like? how old?
28, average build, a bit more hairy/masc then I thought I'd like.
>was it awkward at all?
At first. But that was sort of my fault for showing up late. Also first gay date in public.
>how big was his dick?
idk, smaller then mine. It was pretty cute he got a bit upset when I called it little.
>what does "mess around a bit" entail?
Stuff
>why did you stop cuddling at 2am?
I had work in the morning.
>how would rate the whole experience?
would give a second date/10
Might do something Sunday.


>>5996756
Excuses for what? Not hanging out? Or not giving you the d?

>>5996763

get over it, have a good time,

>take some dance lessons
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1PsL-_wCcM

>>5996765
>Excuses for what? Not hanging out? Or not giving you the d?

both

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>>5996762
As much as I want to lose this troublesome virginity of mine, I'm not sure I'm ready for something like that

>eat your ass

That sounds horrifying.

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>>5996756
Why are you being a school girl over this?

>>5996765

Hang on, was this the first time youd had gay sex?

And you did it on a first date?

FUCKING NORMIE GET OUTTT REEEE

>>5996773

all the gays do it, rimjobs, anus pleasure

http://www.xvideos.com/video3578760/turned_straighty_enjoys_gay_rimjob_from_gay_masseuse
http://www.xvideos.com/video1711353/gay_rimjob_at_the_office
http://www.xvideos.com/video6652658/horny_frat_boy_getting_his_tight_asshole_licked

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>>5996773
>That sounds horrifying.

I used to think that. Then my current boyfriend did it to me. He didn't even ask or warn me or anything, he just dove right in like I was a mostly-empty jar of nutella.

Y'know that thing where a drug dealer gives you your first taste for free and then after that you'll do literally anything for more? Yeah that's pretty much what happened.

>>5996776

What? I'm no school girl. I'm just tired of his lame ass excuses for not wanting to hang out or have sex. A relationship is a give & take. If he isn't willing to compromise and fulfill my needs than we're better off not together.

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>>5996789
>he just dove right in like I was a mostly-empty jar of nutella.

>>5996756
Your bf sounds like a girl

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>>5996786
>showing me this 3D garbage

You really are a degenerate, aren't you?

>>5996789
I guess. It's just hard for me to picture him doing something like that--or wanting to for that matter.

>>5996780
Is that not normal for the first date? With all the offers of stuff from grindr, I thought dinner and a movie first was taking it slow.

>>5996797
Well have you talked to him about this? Does he never hangout/sex with you? Are you one of those needy types who must have their bf with them 24/7?

>>5996756
>>5996797

You're not being a school girl for needing more attention, you're being a school girl for not handling it like an adult.

Sit down and calmly explain that you need more out of the relationship. Explain that you don't feel he's being a bad person or emotionally abusive or anything retarded like that, but simply that you need more closeness, more attention, and frankly more sex.

If he can provide that and is willing to, then it's all good. If not, then it's time to either move on and see other people, or look into altering the terms of your relationship. Don't ask us if you should break up with him because he's "making excuses", he has a fucking life (or at least I fucking hope he does, so should you by the way). "I have to work" is not an excuse, it's called having responsibilities.

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>>5996812

you dont have to fugg straightaway. you can take as much time to get comfortable with things as you want - cuddle, hold hands, that kinda thing.

new thread:
>>5996826
>>5996826
>>5996826

>>5996819

I'm definitely needly but it doesn't matter.
He's my daddy and should know what his boy needs.

>>5996821
Please call me school boy. I don't wear a mini skirt or bra bitch.

>>5996840
>I don't wear a mini skirt
D R O P P E D

>>5996840

>should know what his boy needs

Yes he should know, but not automatically. He should know because you should TELL him.

>Please call me school boy. I don't wear a mini skirt or bra bitch.

You might as well. Sorry Susan, I calls em like I sees em.

I would call you a school boy if you were pulling his hair (not in a good way) and saying he had cooties. Getting upset with people for not being able to read your mind is 100% stereotypical female behavior. If you want something, man the fuck up and ask for it. Unless your boyfriend's name is Charles Xavier (who actually is pretty hot don't get me wrong) you have absolutely no excuse for getting mad that he can't read your mind.

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>>5993007
hey any skype groups? i have a couple questions for you gay dudes