/mtfg/ - transgirl general

>>5989436
But I'd prefer people filter me than they endlessly argue on me and shit up the thread with petty autism shit
>>5989440
I dont think thats why...

disgusting

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>>5989439
>When she sends nudes but she's got a machete wound.

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first for cuteboys

~mmmffffffff <3

awful thread, making a new one right now

a wonderful and welcome change of pace from all the trump bullshit! brava!

>>5989453
please do.
I don't want to be seen posting in a berncuck thread.

im gay

>>5989453
trip on yume you jerk

I want a pizza
do u guys think lime juice would be good on pizza

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>tfw iktf
made a boy wear slutty red lipstick for me and then do this while I was high at one of my lewd gatherings once, he left lipstick smear marks on my feet

the sounds he was making were so fucking cute, it was literally heaven for me

CUTE

>>5989457
hi gay i'm joan

>>5989457
I'm not having a dyke sister tbqh so straighten tf up or I'm putting you on Blast OK?

>>5989464
You know you don't have to post so many lies all the time right? I know its the internet but you seem to make up as many things as kayla does. Who are you trying to impress?

someone make a new one already

D E A D

same time EVERY night

Good morning /mtfg/ hope you all are doing well :)

>>5989473
Please come to Tucson.

>>5989474
Good evening Anon, where are you that it's morning?

>>5989466
i can't help it anon v.v

>>5989444
Angie doesnt like me because i told her she's an asshole or something. She's been anon hating me since i came here.
Yume and yume's friends dont like me but i treat it as bantz mostly i dont think any of us are malicious
Kayla for obvious reasons
Kira and kira's friends don't like me but idk if they still shitpost me
And i also openly spoke about how i think white boys are gross so most chasers hate me, especially since I'm a hon and a spic.
Idk.

>>5989477
Delhi

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>have to wake up at 6am
>roommate's 8 rave buddies are going to burst into the apartment like a stampede of X'd out elephants

H E L P
E
L
P

>>5989479
You're not attracted to guys anymore. That's a big change! Is it just trans girls, now?

>>5989482
Neat.

>>5989470
my lewd stories aren't lies
I don't think I lie at all actually

sometimes I change some details so that no matter how doxxed I might get people can't trace who the other people in my stories are
but I never post wholly fictitious stories to my knowledge

I've said before, I'm not entirely sure how I get as much sexual attention as I do, but it's probably at least partly from hanging out in alternative culture social circles a lot and a lot of the people I get lewd with not knowing me very well so they don't know what an irritating autist I often am yet

>>5989481
>i think white boys are gross
yes but you have also proven that you have horrible taste in pretty much everything

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>When you're dating a 5/10 girl and you're about to have sex when she tells you she's trans and has a penis.

>>5989489
i'll probably fuck anything except cis women tbqh

>>5989477
Europe
7am

>>5989464
Robin I think you're a cool person and all but feet are so not my fetish.

>>5989495
is it because her penis is bigger than yours?

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>tfw no penis soaked suck to precum

>>5989488
Burst into a different friend's house and crash on their couch. Don't bother asking permission, just show up unannounced.

>>5989495
>tfw you are a chaser so that's actually a really good feel

been spending most my life living in a chaser's paradise

>>5989481
just trip who cares if people dislike you wtf

>>5989500
It's because i'm a lesbian and penises give me PTSD. So yes, it's bigger than mine.

tfw no cuddle to qt with

>>5989502
u accidentally a few

>>5989502
>tfw you would disappoint elanna because you produce a very conservative amount of precum

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>>5989495
>When you're dating a 5/10 girl and you're about to have sex when she tells you she's trans and has a penis.

Best part is that she trusts you enough to tell you this. Its a huge turn on.

>>5989502
>tfw penis

>>5989477
I am from Saudi Arabia

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>>5989452
boys are pretty great
>>5989502
(･д･｀o)

>>5989508
oh I thought you were /r9k/
vaginas give me PTSD
but I want one ._.

>>5989508
Cis or trans though?

>>5989494
Ok cool nice good convo thanks
>>5989506
I care because it draws dmb off topic conversation, makes threads worse when mtfg's quality is already in extremely steady decline, and I'm tired of having the same arguments with the same two anons.

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>tfw actually saw pic related happen in high school once during lunch break
>guy who was kneeling was the qtiest fag in the school and admitted afterwards he was totally getting into it
>guy who was doing the bullying turned out to be repressed homo a couple of years later
>I just stood there watching from a distance and blushing furiously

>>5989499
honestly I think feet are gross most of the time and I don't get the fetish at all, but I was high and I suddenly just had a massive craving right then

>>5989522
Cis.

>>5989503
I could... I have a neighbor across the way but his couch is taken

I saw him at HEB he was standing there taking to me just munching on food he hadn't bought there not giving a FUCK lol

>>5989524
>Ok cool nice good convo thanks
you're welcome

Why do people hate trans girls so much? I can understand us hating each other based off of this place but I'm talking about everywhere else. Why is it us that attracts so much unwarranted hate from the world? What did we ever do to the people that will blatantly call us the wrong pronouns over and over just because they think it will hurt us. Why is it so socially acceptable to hate us?

>>5989510
same, it sucks 'cause I have a thing for it

>>5989509
>tfw accidentally penis

>>5989514
>tfw

>>5989510
B-but it's not about the precum it's about the penis ;~;

>>5989518
:D

>>5989532
Traversal of gender boundaries is considered one of the deepest taboos in many societies.

>>5989532
because people are horrible?

>>5989525
There you go making up another story edgar. Seriously who here is it that you're hoping notices you? I don't ever see you get any (You)s so what part of your brain urges you to keep telling lies with every post?

>>5989532
we're often very ugly
in a society that often bases worth (and self-worth) on aesthetic attractiveness

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>>5989532
do you seriously need that answered

>>5989532
because we trick people into thinking we can give birth and they give us undeserved female privilege

>>5989497
I don't mean to slam your identity, but you are a really unorthodox lesbian.

>>5989502
God, I've been stupidly daydreaming about dick and boys for hours. They should really include this sort of thing in the "expected side-effects of hrt".

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>>5989524
don't reply to them then.
>>5989544
kero

>>5989541
wtf do you want me to do to prove it? I'd forgotten about that incident for years but it just popped up in my head and I thought I'd post it as I was talking about cute guys
do you really think I need to lie in order to attract attention to myself? If I wanted attention I'd just post another pic of me pulling a dumb face or some shit, there's no need for me to make anything up, the real me is offensive enough to people as it is senpai.

>>5989547
I'm bad at that.

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>>5989538
>>5989539
>>5989545
Will it ever end? Will we ever not be universally hated?

>>5989526
Well, there's a good chance she doesn't really like having it either, but it's absolutely not a problem if finding that out means that you're no longer interested, don't ever let someone pressure you or make you feel bad for deciding you don't want to have sex anymore. You can't deal with dick, that doesn't make you a bad person. Sorry that things didn't work out with the girl you were dating, though, I'm sure that wasn't fun for either of you.

>>5989555
when humans as we know them stop being a thing

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>>5989546
Iktf. Srsly, I woke up this morning and it was pretty much instantly into thinking about dick, no lag time and no relief ;~;

I'm assuming dissenting opinions are not welcome here, but i just have to say it:

Trans is a phase. in my teens, I thought I was "otherkin" (although that word had not been popularized back then, so it was just "wolf in a human's body"). In my late 20s to early 30s, I thought I was non-binary. Now I look back to those times and think what I fool I was. Don't make the same mistake I did. Cut this bullshit out ASAP. It's a phase.

>>5989555
Yes. But it's not going to happen if we don't expose ourselves to risk, and we're not going to benefit from it near as much as the trans kids yet to come.

Okay mtfs, are you pro chest hair or anti?

I personally can't decide what I like better. I think if I were HELLA JACKED I would be shaved. Right now I like it better to be neatly trimmed all over.

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>>5989542
Robin I've been reading your posts and I get your pain I've felt the same hatred of my appearance

I had to get a passion that made me not want to kill myself. I never guessed that it would be what I wanted to spend my life doing until I tried it do you have to experiment

Anyway, if it is something that people have a use for (like music or ur a really go is programmer) you can get respect and make people jelous despite not having a perfect fucking appearance, you are your actions more than your face that's why you see ugly people with cute gfs etc

>>5989555
I don't hate you.I do find some trans ladies too jaded and bitter to talk to however.

>>5989565
fuck off furfags

>>5989565
too bad the only way to end this phase is death

Anybody here has frozen her sperm before starting HRT?

>>5989565
not trans but people have told me this about being gay too bruv.

>>5989565
Sounds like it was just a phase for you and your anecdotal evidence. Sorry special snowflake that your time in the sun made you melt away.

>>5989570
Pretty hot on guys if thats what you're asking
>>5989565
Yea when i was a teenagrr i was so depressed it was either this or killing myself. Just a phase tho.

>>5989555
hopefully not. i get off to being oppressed.

>>5989562
Elanna you get me hot under the collar reading that stuff and I don't even know you.

>>5989577
LOL nah. I don't want to be a father. I want to be a dommy mommy.

>>5989570
minimal body hair is only okay on really buff guys

other than that totally shaved

>>5989565
Thanks Anon. Detransitioning now. You're the hero we needed and your simple insight has forever transformed our misguided understanding of who we are and how we live.

Go forth proud that we are saved. Your work is done.

>>5989565
This anon is right. Between my early teens and late 60s, I thought I was trans. It ate away at me for years. But now that I'm older, I know better. I stopped HRT and I'm living it up.

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>>5989565
>"wolf in a human's body"
Who awoo here?

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>>5989565
>snowflake projects their feelings on others

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>try on tights
>gf says your butt looks powerful

I'm batman

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>>5989570
some body hair is ok
like a lil fuzz
>>5989592
>>5989592
>>5989592

>>5989570
Anti, definitely. Body hair kind of grosses me out.

>>5989570
ive never been with a guy who had chest hair, it sounds like it'd be scratchy? idk is it scratchy?

>>5989577
>passing on my garbage tier genetics and neuroses

>>5989581
Yeah I mean on doods. I could never be gay because I find body hair hella gross.

>>5989589
How minimal is minimal?

>>5989591
trip on plague

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>>5989592

>>5989596
tights are fucking amazing dude

they feel amazing and look amazing too

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>>5989547
Kero kero kero!!

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Like just look at the front of /lgbt/
There are at least two threads minimum about hating trans people posted every hour. Why do so many people go after us? Even the other groups of lgbt go after us! I know its 4chan and I should take every post with a big grain of salt but seriously this shit is depressing. I just want to live my life the way it makes me happy. Why does this garner so much hate? I hate humans.

>>5989604
They're Steve Madden fleece tights, they're amazing

>>5989599
Beards are a bit scratchy. Or you know like, shaved heads are a little bit "scratchy". I think chest hair is more like a shag carpet or something? Like a regular carpet? It's there, but it doesn't feel scratchy. At least not as far as I know.

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Hi cis scum guy from the other day again

So this really nice person came out with this great advice about how dysphoria affected my girlfriend, and how she feels bad with her body issues and how that makes it hard for here telling me she loves me, so I decided to show her this and she completely agreed with it, however she says she doesn't like making her dysphoria a big deal bit I can't be happy if she's not and I told her I was going to do everything on my power to make her feel like a beautiful woman

So here's are two my questions
—If there would be someone willing to do anything to help you out with how dysphoria makes you feel unwanted and bad with your body, what could he do? And if you have someone already what is that person doing to help you?

—she knows my friends and we usually play stuff together, all of them know she is trans but some refuse to use the correct pronouns, she haven't made a big deal out of this because she says she doesn't mind if someone refers to her as a male, and I haven't talked about my friends about it, but should I make it clear for them to refer to her as a woman? She says she doesn't mind but I think that would help her to feel more secure about her gender

Sorry for the wall of text and bad grammar
English is not my main language

>>5989608
pic

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>>5989607
i'm gay and i still love trans people
it's okay

>>5989610
i like beard scratchy and shaved head scratchy, they're fun to play with and you're never going to be like laying on top of it so it wont get uncomfortable long term or anything like chest hair could

but if it's just carpety that's fine

>>5989611
>girlfriend

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>>5989607

>>5989617
What's the issue
She's trans so I came for help here

>>5989502
Tfw your partner teases you about your problem of dripping precum non-stop cause your partner turns you on just by being with them ;~;

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Fukit again
>>5989600
Its hot on guys. But then again the rock doesnt have chest hair so obviously you can be the sexiest man on earth without it. But he would be hotter with chest hair.

can someone explain this kageshi thing to me

>>5989607
honestly most ppl don't despise us enough to say it to our face so idrc o-o
depends where u live tho
>>5989606
Kero is a cute

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>>5989607
Who cares
Those people are /worthless/ to us, to you and me unless they are posing your builds they have /zero/ value. If someone is fundamentally against what you are NEXT them, there are an abundance of people who don't post threads like that

>>5989625
What about it

>>5989625
chat with cams

>>5989622
Just a troll; ignore them.

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>>5989624
hi oddish!

>>5989627
Paying your bills*

Anyway you are the hero of your own story relying on societies opinion of your worth causes your to be a people pleasing sad depresed pushover

>>5989607
A lot of reasons, many of which have been described, but the simplest is because there are no repercussions.

Statistically, most of these people will never have a personal relationship with a trans person, so we are not people to them, and since most people are that way, most won't object, which makes the unfounded hostility socially acceptable. Tack on the self-esteem boost of demeaning others (making them less than you) and...

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>>5989627
I wish I had some weed.

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>>5989626

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>tfw girl next to you in a programming class starts browsing 4chan
>write a quick note to pass to her asking what the board she is browsing is like
>tells you she is a robot and /x/phile
>tell her you basically live on /lgbt/
>says she lives for the fresh memes
w-what do I do now

>>5989611
>If there would be someone willing to do anything to help you out with how dysphoria makes you feel unwanted and bad with your body, what could he do? And if you have someone already what is that person doing to help you?
my boyfriend makes me feel beautiful just by the way he looks at me and how he talks to me. being there for her just in general is a good step. just know that she probably has her fixations and unhappiness and that being patient with the whole thing and reminding her that she doesnt look as bad as she does in her mind helps

>all of them know she is trans but some refuse to use the correct pronouns
no matter what she says it hurts when people dont accept you like that and misgender you. it starts to wear on you over time honestly

you sound like a good boyfriend anon

>>5989622
theyre shitposting
>>5989625
its like tinychat but mics are muted by default and everyone just stares at each other. ive heard there are better rooms than trains chat though

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I need to go to korea
I don't even care if I end up looking asian

I'd post chest but I'm a fatty. :3

weed looks disgusting lmao

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>>5989641
Ask to suck on her gt of course.

>>5989636
Hi pickle?

>>5989644
i don't see the problem???

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>>5989584
S-sorry ;~;
I have a serious problem tho forreal. Cock has turned into a literal obsession lately ;~;

>>5989623
l-lewd

>>5989607
some of it is /pol/, some just faggots annoyed that their thread isn't as active, some actual hate.

im a gayboy and i still love you

>>5989642
ya for real. im drunk and wanna talk to ppl but no one is interacting with each other. what should i do???

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>>5989639
I've been high constantly every day for the last year

You see dese shoes, they on the more; they can't find you, now they miss you? Oh ya wanna pop back ak47 stop dat

>>5989649
Oh shit i didnt add my trip permanently whoops
Ok its official now

>>5989643
that looks 100% fake

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>>5989649
PICKLES

>>5989644
:3

>>5989658
*painfully whispers* pickles

>>5989657
it's all angles

>>5989641
The dankest memes are the ones you make with others; talk with her, get to know her, maybe be friends if you like her.

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>>5989664
>tfw eating pickles at work and coworker asks if i'm preggo

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>>5989651
Not a problem. Sometimes I get carried away fantasizing fucking you like a animal though. I think its becoming a problem for me as well : 3....

Oh well I can live with it.

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>>5989654
Gimme some weed. Let us blaze and think girl thoughts.

>>5989645
weed is disgusting lmao

>>5989641
ask if she wants to make america great again

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>>5989641
>tfw the only other girl in your programming class starts talking about tumblr and feminism

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>>5989672
I bet you wont get banned for that pic yet I've been banned multiple times for posting way less lewd pics.

>>5989671
I bought pickles today. The kind i like. The tiny crunchy ones.

>>5989679
>only other girl
who is the other girl?

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>>5989645
>>5989676

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>>5989683
gherkins? i like eating those with cheese and crackers

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This is the person some people are stupid enough to vote for.

"Guess @HillaryClinton campaign dsn't want reporters to hear fundraiser speech. Turned on a static noise machine pointed at us when she spoke"
https://mobile.twitter.com/StanBushTV/status/718229050028879872

With static machine turned on
https://mobile.twitter.com/StanBushTV/status/718237718191480833
With static machine turned off.
https://mobile.twitter.com/StanBushTV/status/718241724057915393/video/1

>>5989644
Hey at least you admit it unlike the others which already puts you above them.

>>5989674
*passes virtual blunt*

#o#-~`''

>>5989671
w-well are you?
you haven't held hands with any boys or kissed them on the lips or anything lately have you?

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>>5989679
desu just give her the ol' talons

>>>5989642
Thanks for replying
That's what I've been doing for a long time and I can feel the changes, so I guess I'll be doing more of the same, I really like doing romantic stuff and making her feel loved since she's not used to it
About the friend issue I figured it was a problem and Im going to talk with them, I can see myself having a future with her so it's worthy

>>5989647
I try not to let myself start wondering if other girls in my computer science department are trans because if they are then they all pass flawlessly and thinking that I'm the only transgirl around is less scary than thinking that I'm surrounded by passing transgirls that are all judging me silently for being such a fuckup compared to them.

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mtfg right now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s_0HMmQLgY4

>>5989611
Too tired to think answers. I'm really glad the two of you are communicating so well.

The friends, I can say you need to fix. Mistakes happen, and suck, but they're not malicious. Your friends refusing to gender her correctly have got to stop that, though, because it is malicious, and spending time with people who refuse to acknowledge me to even that extent is harmful. Please tell your friends to wise up.

I'm 5'11" 160lbs fml. I'm actually not "fat" I just have a bit of belly fat that doesn't go away unless you go on an extreme diet. Instead of that I am gonna bulk up and try to get to the around 6' 180lbs.

>>5989682
dunno. If I'm going out might as well be sexy like though.

>>5989689
Theyre just kosher dills i guess. Idk. Idk shit about pickles. You're apparently the pickle maestro or something.
>>5989702
Cool

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>>5989685
Nep Nep obviously
>not carrying an anime girl around in your pocket

>>5989704
you should probably lose about 40-50lbs before you start hrt and then go up to 130lbs

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>tfw no cute milf gf
Why even breath?

>>5989694
Where do you live I'll come over.

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i wanna drill somebody's holepussy

>>5989704
poast belly

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>>5989672
Oh a-anon, you're not making me any less of a sex crazed nympho by putting thoughts like that in my head. Looks like I'll be going to bed horny again tonight

>>5989714
The geographic north pole

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>>5989647
N-no that's lewd anon. And she doesn't have a gt.
>>5989668
>mfw she has probably seen me on a trip collage
>>5989679
What does she think of you being a transgirl?
>tfw I use my girl name in class
>she arguably has a more masculine name than me
>>5989672
blue board dude

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>>5989696
i-idk it's possible but we wore gloves, i should get a preggo test kit and check, now i'm actually concerned ;~; can transgirls get preggo?
>>5989707
if pickles is my safe word then i better know everything there is to know about pickles

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>>5989717
...
that just gave me
>tfw nobody will rub your belly because you're pregnant
feels

>>5989704
belly is cute dude wtf

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>>5989691
The Hilary campaign doesnt actually get voters, they just rig the election and say they did.

>>5989723
any girl can get pregnant by kissing boys
this is like biology 101

>>5989719
I dont think thats true at all.

This is what came up when i searched pickle maestro youtube.com/watch?v=3obfkaTG1ag
>>5989715
https://youtu.be/mTRwRdf43Gc
>>5989723
>Instructor: I think your reasons for taking my college level pickle class are misguided
>Kiwi: OH YES HUBBY. DRILL ME. OH. OHHH. PICKLLLE. NVM NVM

>>5989727
i just want to rub a chubby tummy

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>>5989439
Bernie is a joke and a fucking commie. Trump in.

>>5989698
Just a heads up, even many normally reasonable people get uncharacteristically stubborn about the whole pronouns / man-woman / birth sex / chromosomes / etc stuff; I'm not sure what the best way to handle that is, but if some of them are super resistant when you ask them to be respectful, it might not be for the best to push too hard on that; the potential drama might outweigh the benefit in that case. Not sure, no idea how they'll react of course, you know them and I don't.

>>5989737
WE WUZ

>>5989712
top kek

>>5989737
What kind of braindead campaign advisor is telling him to say this shit? (And why is he stupid enough to do it?)

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>>5989718
you're not the only one....

>>5989737
>a pack of them
I shouldnt laugh as hard as I am.

>>5989742
what?
it would mean you would pass really well like sophie

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>>5989713
Because there's hope for that to change as long as you're still breathing. Keep looking for her, anon!

>>5989727
Yeah...
> why don't you store some sperm in case you want to have children one day?
Because that would mean I'd have to not be a jealous, angry wraith ashamed of one of her most painful and irreparable failings for the entire time a theoretical female partner was pregnant.
And I like to think I'm a better person than that. I'm going to make sure by never living the scenario. Just want to be a mother so bad some days...

>tfw your mom asks if you're pregnant

>>5989759
wut

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What do I do.

>>5989763
get Tripcode Explorer

>>5989641
>says she lives for the fresh memes
>>5989722
>mfw she has probably seen me on a trip collage
You're her meme, Adri; don't let memes be dreams.

>>5989759
is your mom like the cute kinda dumb?

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>>5989761
intersex scum
>>5989763
you broke it

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http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1460073713894.gif

I'm so thirsty right now.

>>5989769
well how do I fix it.

>>5989759
>raphe line starts getting itchy the past few months
>start to get weird stains in panties in that area and dont know what its from
>weird smell
>start itching it sometimes and one day your finger goes up into the line and its warm and wet
>start pulling and the skin starts slowly separating over the next month
>mfw i have a vagina
dont let people tell you what is and is not possible anon

>>5989757
I don't ever want to be a father.
I am straight anyway
so like
the best I can ever hope for is this http://www.pinknews.co.uk/2015/02/23/babies-with-two-biological-same-sex-parents-could-become-a-reality-in-just-two-years/
and a surrogate
but I will never get married or get a boyfriend so its all moot anyway

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lol im fat & drunk

>>5989775
uhhh

please see a doctor

>>5989763
What was your regex pattern?

>>5989691
those are pictures not videos

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tfw genning an 8 letter caps sensitive

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>>5989779
wheres the boobs

>>5989775
...

>>5989457
Same desu
I look like a cute lesbian how 2 fix????

>>5989779
can barely see, poast moar

>>5989779
same

>>5989783
What're you looking for?

>Maddie is posting dick and butt on r9k again
Can't you people keep each other in line.

who /bpd/ here?

>>5989775
OHMYGOOOOOODDDDDDD

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>>5989772
IKTF I'm thirsty as shit too.

>>5989781
Just the test one

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PIvCh3EQv1Q
How depressing

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>>5989779
Post face so I can know if I want to imagine you fucking me or not.

http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1459735400607.gif

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>>5989792
Link me pls

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>>5989779
you look like you don't even fill an AA
better get on HRT

>>5989775
I'm pretty sure that if I had a vagina down there I would have felt it by now, even if it were completely covered over by skin; unless you're saying HRT can cause one to grow where there wasn't one before and not just if you're intersex.

>>5989767
Hrmmm
>>5989773
Get a new one? Tripcode explorer [2]
>>5989775
literally what

>>5989804
>>>/r9k/27717374

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>>5989800
Shit like this is why I get depressed and post shit like >>5989607
We're so fucked in this life in so many ways. At least it appears there are some nice people so maybe one day things will change. I probably will be dead by that point though anyway.

>>5989784
Don't got bewbs sorry. :)

>>5989779
wait is caterpoller a pretrans mtf or a pol chaser

>>5989812
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dTh-BTwZxvk

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>>5989772
>>5989795
>>5989802
what the

>>5989815
Both, I think.

>>5989802
Someone has my face. Sorry too inebriated to post headnoodz.

>>5989814
You should fix that senpaii

>>5989821
are you inebriated enough yet to admit you've got dysphoria and would transition if you could?

>>5989818
Sorry birdperson I'm just really lonely and horny.

http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1459841978067.webm

New to /mtfg/ and /lgbt/ as a whole since I only seriously started questioning if I'm trans like two days ago. Is posting this bird
>>5989518
>>5989697
>>5989818
some sort of /mtfg/ meme or something? If so I like it, cute bird.

>>5989833
It's someone avatarfagging

>>5989833
they are avataring, make sure to report them :^)

>>5989833
Birdanon is my favourite avatarfag

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>>5989826
I'm the elanna fan anon. I know your pain anon. She says such lusty things, I can't help but think about them during work and especially when I wake up.

Fuck my life.

>>5989836
I'm sorry anon but you will NEVER get anyone banned for that here. I've tried. I've avatarfagged myself. No repercussions.

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>>5989826
>bf several states away
same desu (゜´Д｀゜)
>>5989833
I ain't no meme
>>5989834
>>5989836
what the

no bully
>>5989838
th-thanks 〔´∇｀〕

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>>5989833
Vultures are cute, yeah. But you know what's cuter? A monkey riding a parrot.

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is it AGP if i moan on skype for my bf to get him hard? as a prank then i tell him he's a homo

>>5989825
Sometimes I imagine what it would be life if I grew up to be a princess or I hooked my legs around someone and grabbed their neck pulling them into me.

Then I remember I'm a dude and I have to man up and make life bearable for the wimmenz.

>>5989844
birdanon do you wanna be my bf

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>>5989745
No one. I am a legitimate trump anon. There are people in the community who support Trump. Milo is not alone.

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>>5989848
Is it AGP if I tease boys who like traps and tease boys who don't like dick at the same time by being totally ambiguous about my gender and hinting that I could be cis or have a penis

Am I allowed to kill myself yet

>>5989848
>is it agp to do something that falls under perfectly normal human sexual behaviour
No

>>5989852
Oh honey.

>>5989812
Qt
Would taste desu

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>>5989853
I asked you to dinner earlier!
>>5989856
not until you're dying naturally of old age ( ´∀｀)

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>>5989745
When I say commie I mean shit like this, I mean come on dude. He's not only a full on cuck but he's red as it gets.

>>5989865
That's not fair

>>5989780
>>5989780
>>5989794
>>5989810
>>5989811
???
now my boyfriend fucks my vagina while my gt just flops around

>>5989745
Hahaha disregard my first you I thought that was directed to me. Long day.

>>5989856
Lol no

>>5989869
what the fuck cornflakes

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>get a call about a job a few days ago, they leave a message
>call them back today, get the answering machine
>"hi i got a call the other day about this job, can you call me back pls"
>hang up
>mfw i realised i didnt leave my name or number
opps

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>>5989852
Come on, caterpillar, isn't it time to spin your cocoon?

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>>5989869
I don't think anyone here is going to believe that.

>>5989874
I've done that before :( it sucks

>>5989874
call back and forget again and then call a third time and finally remember to leave your name and number

they'll see it as endearing

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>>5989840
>tfw you pull down a qt boy's pants, and he's already rock hard
>tfw you get down on your knees and smell the hot, lewd musk
>tfw you gently suck him off, and he guides you using your hair
>tfw he squirms and moans and you can feel him throbbing against your lips
>tfw you get a little taste of his precum

:^)

>>5989875
>>5989860

BUTTERFLY MODE ACTIVATE

>>5989884
post butt

>>5989869
That's honestly the kind of body I wish I could have, if you're not just shitposting then I hope you're enjoying it.

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>>5989869
Hot

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>>5989868
seppuku not allowed!
>>5989874
you done it now
>>5989875
>that image
delete this
>>5989883
ヾ( •́д•̀ ;)ﾉ

how was your first time having sex /mtfg/?

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>>5989883
Elanna why do you do this to me. WHY.

>>5989883
stopp

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>>5989883
fuck that made me moan .

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>>5989883
>tfw thought i was just going to give a nice blowjob when i met up with my bf
>forgot sex is a thing and he tries to jam it in the first time and i have to yell the safe word "pickles" to get him to stop
i was not prepared

>>5989883
Sweet mercy.

>this will never be me
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1460074762970.webm

>>5989901
How do people choose safe words, is it done like choosing a baby name or something?

>>5989892
First abd second were both rape. Came away unsatisfied.

>>5989883
i'm gonna beat the shit out of you

>>5989904
that is a large benis

>>5989892
it was ok

How does hrt and informed consent work in australia? I live in nsw, but I'm having a hard time finding out how to approach this. I would like to get seen by an endo, and get a prescription, because I'd rather not self med and fuck up. But it seems as though I'll have to spend several months jumping through hoops, and maybe even be required to do a practical test, as in try and present as female without hormones, which sounds like a horror story.

Can anyone from aus please help me?

>>5989907
i would have raped your THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK body too

>>5989892
mediocre, hurt a lot and the guy didnt care about my pleasure at all.

>>5989894
Because lewdposting is fun and it distracts me from how sad I am rn :')
Glad you liked though

>>5989901
Ouch, that sounds painful ;~;

>>5989899
>>5989896
>>5989889
:D
>>5989904
;~;

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>>5989908
W-would you?

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>>5989884
you're going to be so pretty
buy from all day chemist

>>5989913
Thanks?

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>>5989892
>how was your first time having sex /mtfg/
A girl chased me when she found out I was a closet trans, invited me over and got me so drunk and high in her room that she just basically dommed me, dressed me up and fucked me on her couch. I was so out of it that I woke up the next morning with blood on my hands from nails sticking out of the couch.
>>5989915
I was hoping I had it all out of my system yesterday
thx elanna

>>5989918
you haven't forgotten already, have you? we're scheduled to fight in may/june. i'm flying to edmonton for this.

>>5989925
Damn post results

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>>5989915
>tfw I want to grab elanna from behind and kiss her fondling her tits
>tfw I want to rub my precum all over her tits while french kissing
>tfw I want to grab her neck and start rubbing my dripping rock hard cock between her ass

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>>5989892
I don't know yet, ask me when it happens
>>5989915
(´⌓`)
>>5989928
what the

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>>5989928

>>5989925
Yeah
I've started lifting :D

>>5989923
S-sorry ;_;

>>5989928
W-wow o.o

>>5989919
@_____________@;;

>>5989933
its okee

>>5989901
>tfw guys think your ass is literally a pussy
Um. Back the hell up and learn how to anal, this isnt a drive through.

>>5989919
any reason to prefer adc over ihp?

>>5989935
post butt

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>>5989933
You started it ; 3.

>>5989935
become the butterfly
be the princess and wrap your legs around a boy while he sucks on your neck

>>5989944
adc doesn't require a script

>>5989948
Y-yeah but I'm allowed to cuz I'm a slut at heart ;_;

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>>5989946

:o

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oh no mtfg
I'm going to a sorority party tomorrow and theres two guys who want to hook up going to be there. I hope I wear something cute!

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>realize the cereal you just had a second bowl of for the night is over 1000 cal a bag
Well at least its healthy cereal.

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>>5989966
There's not even a doubt in your mind that you're going to have both their cocks inside you at some point in the night is there?

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>>5989962
Heh well we can say you're a princess by day and a slut at night. Though we all know it's just not at night : ).

>>5989966

>tfw want to put it in red
>tfw mildly justice at the idea of red banging other doods

k. >:D

>>5989966
I really want to fuck you in your furry suit.

>>5989967
>yfw you realize all cereal is essentially the same health wise, even the "healthy" brands because of the standards the cereal companies are held too
even the "sugar" cereals are packed with all the nutrients that the healthier ones have

>>5989976
jellyous*
>tfw super drunkt
hi :)

>>5989965
I meant your butt

>>5989976
you want to be the pretty one banging dudes?

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>>5989892
It's gonna be awesome
>>5989966
Right, Red? Sex is every bit as good as you seem to think it is? You're going to make it awesome for me right?

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>>5989983

>>5989912
It varies greatly state to state. If your lucky you can find a gp who prescribes directly. Theres a website called trans health australia that lists trans friendly gps you can try.

It takes 3 months / 3 appointments here in wa with a psychiatrist before you can go to an endo. Im pretty sure its similar over there, ask jormy if you see her posting, shes from over there.

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>>5989970
i mean....maybe!
>>5989976
you can put it in me too! I don't mind sharing!!!
>>5989979
no! waht if i get something gross on my fursuit! Maybe my maid outfit would be better!
>>5989982
cute~!!!! hi!!!

>>5989987
no not your butt >>5989982 butt

>>5989987
still havent gotten a better webcam huh

>>5989984
>>5989983

I took a pic of my butt LMFAO

I don't wanna bang men, men are gross. Just occasionally I feel like it would be nice to look up at someone who would promise to look out for me. I can fill that role reluctantly, but I've never had someone do it for me so I miss it.