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▶Trans Info Dump: http://pastebin.com/h1vLPxyV
▶Beginner makeup resources: http://masterposter.tumblr.com/post/116605714860
▶Size charts: http://www.americanapparel.net/sizing/default.asp?chart=womens.pantse_conversion_chart.php
▶Transition timelines: http://imgur.com/a/qWpxv
▶Voice Training: http://pastebin.com/dgipdsge (embed)
▶HRT info: https://web.archive.rg/web/0000000000000http://taimapedia.org/index.php?title=Hormones
▶Voice Help: http://webjedi.net/projects/lgbtq/speech-therapy/
▶IRC: https://www.rizon.net/chat #mtfg
▶Zeemaps: https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=1843968
▶FROG
reminder that u'll never be trutrans unless u get a heart transplant
>>5983167
Post butt kiwi
>>5983162
hey thats cool! i do a bunch of stuff but right now im a fullstack developer at a small startup. normally i do systems programming or security stuff but this job is really flexible and nice for my current situation.
>>5983170
already did like 2 days ago
shit was so cash
>>5983167
But my heart is a woman's heart, it's kind and nurturing... and I steal women's hearts all the time....
>>5983187
sure, here's my noodles
https://unsee.
cc/dizebuna/
>tfw not andreja
whyyyyyyyyyy
>>5983167
reminder that you'll never be trutrans unless you get the full organ set
(transbian thread btw)
>>5983192
Shitty british genes are shit
>>5983167
I have my mothers heart and strength... and my dads body and mind ._.
daektfw pupper?
>>5983199
true that ;-;
>me on the left
not even
>>5983155
aspergers just makes it hard to sound not monotone though, and it makes you feel really shitty about your voice no matter how hard you try, that's horrible advice
>>5983181
School was actually pretty good, got a lot of work done, and heard crazy stories of what actually happened to an annoying kid that I wanted to dropkick. He hasn't been in class for about a month and a bit, and I guess it was because he got arrested for assaulting an instructor and a student. I gotta drive home with my sub but stories to follow.
>>5983205
sure but guyvoice is kinda montone anyway
so I take comfort in the fact my voice would have been guyish and monotonous even if I was born a cis girl
>>5983203
CUTE PUPPER
yume can u tell me
why I shouldn't vote for Sanders
: ))))
>>5983204
>tfw scat fetishist rapist chasers post in mtfg
: (
>>5983208
>I gotta drive home with my sub but stories to follow.
But I thought you were the sub.
>>5983211
>shit trannies says
>>5983203
why pupper
you arent responsible enough to own a dog
It's kinda ironic how most of us spend our youth wanting to die, then work our asses off to transition and finally have a life you want to live only to be older and closer to death
the universe sucks
>>5983212
I don't really care u have free will go look up the stuff urself, I'll tell you if you really care in real life or when I'm not feeling so exhausted
>>5983198
Good girl
>>5983205
I have a monotone voice, did I seem aspi?
>>5983212
>>5983203
Pic related
>>5983222
I can take care of gem pretty well, I'm pretty responsible desu. It's my roomies tho so I don't have to take care of it, just give it pupper pets
>>5983223
>tfw dark 3am thoughts
I need to stop staying up so late
>>5983231
more roommates??????
>>5983232
Hahaha nazi computer games
I always end up laughing in mtfg at 3am
My starvation diet and sudden mauve is making me loopy
>>5983238
Sudden muscle lose*^
>>5983239
I really love pups, but I don't know if my hear could handle another one x.x
I want to empty my nutsack with a pair of scissors
>>5983220
Sub x sub is my otp
>>5983239
how do i get a mommy
>>5983244
Distinct lack of puppies here
>>5983253
>tfw kayla will never empty her nutsack all over your face
why even live
>>5983239
:( it really isn't
eat ur fav food or smthing that cheers me up sometimes
>>5983244
show pup !!
I'm told I have a very monotone voice.
>>5983229
nah it's not the same senpai
this is more what I sound like when I'm not explicitly concentrating on my speech
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nMsGMOXM3AQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=om_7MdqOf98
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlBRph2iQTs
>>5983263
I don't make cum, unless you wanted blood and balls all over your face
>>5983267
Das deep puppers
> my puppers
>>5983256
How does that even work?
>>5983276
pupper deep in thought
>>5983267
>doggo is gondola
>tfw ur gonna live with a pupper soon
>>5983277
I'm a sub eating a long, juicy sub with white sauce
>>5983268
>the cis females in that first video
Wow I'm moving to england, it looks easy as hell to pass there
>>5983282
The pupper does not bark or lick just silently observes, he is good pupper?
>>5983287
Literally the best kind of pupper
How common is it for people to just get voice surgery? I feel like a lot of the passing people I've asked had surgery
I hate gaming communities.
They always make games unfun
>>5983286
even the men were actually women
>>5983281
Pupper sees you, no homo tho
>dog talk
well this is too much for me, I still miss mine, she died last week
>>5983303
sleep tight, pupper
>>5983303
sleep tight, pupper
>>5983303
sleep tight, pupper
>come back to mtfg
>kayla animes posts now
what the fuck did you crazy trannies do to Elliot
>>5983310
Would you prefer she go back to posting lewds?
>>5983303
Kayla will you make me spagetti
>>5983317
catsup spaghett
>>5983291
There's a voice surgery?
Where has that been all of my life...
>>5983322
You need to do research
>>5983318
I guess you could make it the same way you make ketchup-fried rice, it might not be bad that way.
I am going to a place called the Abby. Will it suck? I think I am as cute As I can get so yay that. People will be nice people will be nice.
I miss my puppy
Where do I find gf, is there a gf store I'm supposed to go to?
>>5983330
Ketchup fried rice
Hmm that sounds like it fails into my classification of "food you eat when you hate yourself"
>>5983318
I didn't use any ketchup
>>5983333
Y3333ah its called the bar.
>>5983333
welcome to the watering hole, you come here to wet your whistle?
>>5983338
I remember one time I ate spaghetti that was old and in the pan for a day.
And I put ketchup on it and I was sick
>>5983336
The Japanese seem to like it, so maybe you're right.
>>5983344
that's a REALLY cool story actually
>>5983338
Kayla wanna go out for coffee in July, I'll be around ur area.
>tfw ugly
;-;
>>5983344
>eating perishable food that's been at room temperature for more than a few hours
>>5983359
iktf
>>5983359
stupid stupid iphoneposter
>>5983341
>yume wants dick now
What universe am i living in?
>>5983341
i came here to wet something else, motherfucker.
my life is a joke and i fucking love it
>>5983340
Sounds scary
>>5983341
None of these girls live near me, I'm too scared too met any and to proud of myself to ERP like a steaming degenerate
should i buy this shirt
y/n
tfw 31 year old wants to be ur mommy
B)
>>5983350
coffee in july huh? maybe
>>5983368
Wrong.
Peter Parker wants to be Spiderwomen
>>5983364
I'm not that young D;
>>5983378
no i don't
>tfw can finally read the graffiti in the intro of Rome
lmao they are actually quite funny
>>5983333
>is there a gf store I'm supposed to go to?
it's called lesbian meetup
or just a bar
>>5983370
What universe do you come from where she didn't?
>>5983365
How does it feel to have a microwave that's been used for SCIENCE!?
How do trans people find other trans people IRL. I've never even seen another teams person in my life
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Oe_qPcTnz0
I think the next edition I make is gonna be dyspraxia awareness edition because more people need to know about it, it's fucking ridiculous how little awareness there is when it's literally one of the most prevalent neurological disabilities there is
>>5983331
Jesus christ, that's like the myth of Orpheus and Euridyce
>>5983353
>fucking christ buy some Tupperware
NOT EVERYONE CAN BE AS PRIVILEGED AS YOU, YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT
>>5983357
she who controls the formula controls mtfg
>>5983365
dude... U high?
>>5983370
I've always been a switch lad, but you don't even get what I'm referencing unlike
>>5983371
I want you to go to this website. It's called www dot n f l dot com take a click
>>5983373
fucking pussy
>>5983379
cool dawg, it's anime expo around then
>>5983359
it's ok hrt will turn you the right way up
>yume doms gem
>gem doms me
>I dom yume
how2hwat
>>5983370
she just got dick senpai
>>5983393
>going to cons for degenerate tranny fests
oh boy what a great time
>>5983391
Facebook? Support group or lgbt center
>>5983385
I'm not that young
Now I'm sad
>>5983391
I try not to.
>>5983378
How did the two of you meet, did you proposition her or did she proposition you? (Is 'proposition' the right verb to use here?)
>>5983393
football, did you say football? #italiano
>>5983404
young is good tho wtf
>>5983409
omegle mommy tag
>>5983393
HAHAHAHAAHAH
>>5983415
maybe youll see me there who knows :^)
>>5983391
https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=1843968
Otherwise I guess at university LGBT things maybe.
>>5983415
the first few times I went to cons I wasn't really feeling it but after sakuracon I want to go to every con physically possible
>>5983411
pleb is a! woman
>>5983421
hey hey who is the one from Temecula??? thats like a 30 min drive for me
>>5983414
Not too young tho
>>5983422
Make me spaghetti and lace it with estrogen
>>5983418
Wat
>>5983396
Did you also dom gem?
>>5983432
>reading comprehension
i just realized that i'm gonna look like kayla once i go back to being a redhead
it's an abstract kind of feel
>>5983391
>never try to seek out or befriend trans people irl
>tfw like half my friends are trans anyway
Why does my city have so many trannies?
>>5983428
same desu
>>5983443
M-maybe trans people have a tendency to congregate
>>5983441
If you can't make good spaghetti you will never be kayla
>>5983443
Whut city familia?
Gold coast a shit
>>5983417
Oh, I guess that makes sense. Do the two of you live close by, or is this an internet-relationship type thing? I don't really get how these things are supposed to work, haha.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lj7qPDYc01Y
I want kayla to forcefeed me hormones via spaghetti
>>5983443
>Austin tx
>under the impression this would be some sort of tranny capital of the south
>very few trans all in deep stealth
hi girls, I've been feeling hot and bothered and lately thinking about needing someone to be with, will I ever find love again?
>>5983470
just fap to doujins man
>>5983441
lmao
Hoe don't do it
>>5983459
Sydney
>>5983468
>tfw literally see people walking around in dresses with beards
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>5983470
What sort of person are you wanting to find?
>>5983484
how is one supposed to answer that question? right now my answer is my ex but that must be wrong
Don't fall for the ex trap. Exes are bitches and they're out of your life because they are garbage.
>cries alone about his ex every day
>>5983487
Maybe? I guess that would depend on how the two of you broke up and whether both of you would be willing to try a relationship again, but if that can't work you may want to note what things you liked about your ex that you would want in someone you might be interested, and what things you'd want different, as a start?
>>5983484
S-someone who will be my sheath...
>>5983494
did it work
that weirdly arousing feel of when you put so much maple syrup on food, your girl juices and general wetness smell and taste of maple syrup
>>5983502
the fuck is this
>>5983502
wat
>>5983500
he was marriage material, i wouldn't change anything except the part where he broke up with me because he didn't want to fuck a transgirl when he could pull cis
>tfw see girl on tumblr who started HRT same age as me, same amount of time on mones too
>she's at least 2 cup sizes bigger
reeeeeeeee
I need big boobs to balance out my HUGE ribcage for fuck's sake
>>5983510
WOW
>tfw looking for bras on amazon 'cause walking down stairs and stuff is starting to hurt
>tfw there's like 3 bras for 40A and they're all shit
fuck's sake, what now?
any of y'all goin to A-kon in June?
>>5983506
Well, if "someone that will let me put my willie in them" is your only criterion then that should be pretty easy? What has been your trouble so far, just that you haven't been looking?
Well that was a long day. Lasers were a success yet again, and now comes the wait to have my face get puffy, swollen, and infected with dead burnt hair.
C# looks easy. Even helpful. Why didn't I start doing this years ago?
>>5983510
Google that if you smell like maple serup Otis bad http://www.healthline.com/health/maple-syrup-urine-disease#Overview1
>>5983531
C# is tha best :D
>>5983211
i dont take comfort in that at all because Im actually trans
>>5983229
not really, lots of non aspie people have monotone voices
non meme aspergers is really hard to diagnose too so idk
>>5983524
go to an actual store
>>5983470
not on purpose
the right person is something that happens out of the blue, on accident
>>5983480
kill them
do it for all of us
>tfw it's going to be 3-4 years til I get a HRT prescription unless I conjure up the money to go private
>tfw probablly going to find out the Indian self-med pills haven't been working properly and I'm then past the window for getting proper development by fixing it with legit pills
the UK system is shit for trans healthcare
>>5983531
Oh hey, I had laser done today too; glad to hear that it's working out well for you. Are you going into C# from Java or just as a completely new language?
>have embedded systems exam
>friend talks about how he's pretty sure he got like a 30
>tfw pretty sure I got at least a 90
I didn't say anything else about it bc I didn't want to make him feel shittier
>>5983531
I need to brush up on C# and C++ tbdesu. My main programming experiences have been C, Java, and VB.NET
>>5983544
Can you not get a doctor there to give you a prescription on the basis that you're self-medding already any it's more ethical to just give you a prescription than have you keep taking that risk? I don't know if that works in the UK...
>>5983524
http://www.barenecessities.com/40A-Plus-Size-Bras_catalog_nxs,47,size,9674.htm
One of these, maybe?
>my repression just woke up
Shit shit shit. Should I take the hormones. Should I back out now before it's too late
Help me girls
>>5983529
>"someone that will let me put my willie in them"
that's not what I mean, I have no sexual desires.
>>5983559
Take them, don't back out now
>>5983549
There are different types of lasers, and also different skin tones and hair colors will affect that. I haven't gotten puffy or swollen after my sessions. (800nm diode laser with a cooling tip, in case it's relevant.)
>>5983559
do it now before you repress for years and regret it
>>5983548
Unless you go to work at come pretentious place you won't need c++
>>5983563
Oh, hehe; sorry, my mistake. (Although in my defense the word 'vagina' literally means 'sheath' in Latin, so you can understand why I assumed that was innuendo.) What do you want out of a partner? If you're asexual, I'd assume it's about romance or something?
>>5983559
Fucking do it, girl. Tits don't grow themselves.
Why are so many trans girls coders?
>>5983360
depends on the food desu
anything with enough salt or sugar will make things hard for microbes to rot it and make it go bad
>>5983454
i-i'm an ok cook
>>5983479
I MISS RED HAIR I MUST DO IT
>>5983470
yes
>>5983496
>tfw friends with my ex
altho he keeps calling me baby and babe and lowkey hitting on me. and he thinks the idea of me and faye together are hot, so... idk
we're clearly not bffs but he's chill
>>5983565
Oh fuck. It's like not until like August at least till I get them
But I do have therapy and stuff booked
Shit. Wish I could just be hormoned right this second so I can stop trying to fight it
>>5983582
asks the trans girl coder
>>5983569
That's not really a fair statement. I mean, there are absolutely plenty of great jobs where Java or Python or plain old C or whatever is what used, but there's definitely also a market for C++ coders, and I wouldn't say that most of the places that would hire C++ coders are particularly pretentious.
>you still never lovingly cuck yumes sweet, otherworldly boipuss while gem screams fearfully from the other room, not at the cuckening in progress, but at the gnawing meaninglessness of life and the inevitability of death
>>5983585
buy some spiro and estrogen from alldaychemist
>>5983585
Not that I'm saying that it's necessarily what you should or shouldn't do, but it's not uncommon for people to self-med until they get a prescription.
>>5983595
don't let ur memes be dreams
>>5983548
>VB.NET
>>5983582
Because we're all introverted losers and introverted losers are more likely to be into computers and coding.
At least according to my old therapist
>>5983582
I thought it was a requirement to be trans. I'm a recluse and hate social interaction so programming alone in my room made the most sense
>>5983569
I'm still not sure exactly what I want to do with my degree and I graduate next year. I'll just blindly apply to a bunch of tech companies and hope I land one
>tfw friend got an internship at IBM over the summer
a-at least I'll make more money for my co-op at my shitty company
>>5983597
>tfw Estrogen takes her sweet hold on my body and mind.
>>5983595
That's fucking cruel, why would you wish that on anyone even as a joke? I spent most of my childhood going through an existential crisis after my granddad shot himself and my parents just ignored it 'cause they had no answers, I wouldn't wish it on anybody.
>>5983596
>>5983598
Thank god for my savings.
Gonna buy some now. Thanks. I should have thought of that.
Tfw some people are really better off not transitioning. You might be living as a guy and happier as a girl, but will you be happier as tranny freak than as a guy? Never really being a girl.
>>5983603
Oh wow I thought this was a joke, I didn't expect this to be an actual book:
http://www.goodreads.com/book/show/29437996-copying-and-pasting-from-stack-overflow
I need to get a copy of this.
>>5983582
Programming makes you trans.
>>5983582
How many languages do you have to know to be considered a true coder? I just know Java, Ruby and SQL and I'm learning C variants atm
>>5983601
rip
>>5983621
pic
>>5983595
>but at the gnawing meaninglessness of life and the inevitability of death
im an absurdist tho
also i wouldnt scream Id probably just curl into the fetal position and cry and mutter to myself
just cuck my shit up senpai
>>5983619
>Never really being a girl
please just kill me now
>>5983619
But Pan your stealth and going to be reakly stealth after supron, if anything nonpassing trans make you hide better.
>>5983621
Other things that correlate well with being trans:
Homelessness
Unemployment
Higher education
Suicide
It's a funny old life.
>>5983619
>will you be happier as tranny freak than as a guy? Never really being a girl
yes
>>5983588
I know ;~;
I mean, I know why I like to program but I it was curious why it was such a pattern. Being trans and in IT is a stereotype that's consistently shown to be sorta accurate.
>>5983603
Me too ;_;
I wanted to make vidya when I was a repressed teen
>>5983601
But why is it such a thing? Surely there's more things an introverted loser could gravitate towards? Why is it always coding?
>>5983623t
Technically you need only know one language inside and out.
>>5983621
I would find it funny if the correlation was actually causation.
>tfw you missed out on a thread of edie and faye being generally horrible people
damn.
>>5983619
Considering how depressed I was as an alpha male.
Yes
>>5983638
why last thread specifically
>>5983601
>VB.NET
yeah that's how I feel. The program I have to work on is the most rickety piece of shit I've ever seen. The last intern really fucked this thing up but it was clear the original program was hobbled together with example code that isn't meant to scale to what the program has become, so I guess I could really blame my boss. This thing has to interact with a spreadsheet underneath that does everything, and let me tell you the Excel interop is the most goddamned annoying thing I've ever interacted with, at least the way that I have to do everything. And the requirements that I have to meet for this thing are ridiculous and sometimes downright impossible. I'm the only one that does coding and error-checking, and anything and everything will break the minute I add a new feature, and the errors will randomly happen or not happen.
I can't talk much more about what the program is or specifically does because of my nda
but goddamn the second my co-op is over I will never use VB.NET ever again in my life. Please jesus just let it be July already
>>5983620
oh fug I didn't think it was real I just saved the image off /g/. I need that
>>5983636
>tfw never have the motivation to make vidya and I have the art skills of a 3 year old
the dream is dead
>>5983619
i was pro transition until this year
for the first time in years my only problems are trans problems
>hanging out with best friend as usual
>we're sitting on his bed with his laptop between us, watching political commentary and WWE clips
>rest my head on his shoulder, he gives me headpats
>watch Escape from New York in his TV room in separate chairs
>go back to his bed and queue up some social commentary
>lean against his chest
>he puts his arm around me and uses his other hand to administer more headpats
Th-this is advanced snuggling, I'm sure of it
>>5983645
Turns out it wasn't real afterall. ;_;
>>5983628
LMFAO
>>5983595
ROFL
>>5983613
exisential crisis aint no thang i gotta outta that shit in like 2 months
>>5983649
Do what cornflakes did and pretend to fall asleep in the guy's bed so either of you can start cuddling and start kissing.
Wheres your game mtfg?
>>5983623
If you don't know assembly you're just a scriptkiddie desu
>>5983636
Sit inside all day > play vidya games > decide you want to make vidya games > learn to code?
>>5983645
Ugh everything at my old job was broken like that. Even the PC that I had to use was a broken piece of shit, you'd get zapped when you pressed the power button
>>5983649
Dammit. This post reminds me of how much I like guys
>>5983659
From 15 minutes ago regarding the increased snuggling
"I told you I didn't mind more skinship, as long as that was all it was" - him
>>5983645
"Its okay Gem! I explain as my 7 foot megacock detaches from Yume. "Nooooooo!" she cries as the cuck soon becomes the cucked
"Gem! Don't worry! I'm sure there's must be done reason for our living! The very fact we are even here is a magnificence our simple human brains coulds never understand," I continue on as Gem gazes up at me from my sick, totally /ripped/ arms, "we must create our own meanings."
That's the story of how I steal Gem from Yume WATCH OUT YUME
>>5983595
>>5983628
6.5 months HRT. Kind of curious how far my face is from passing.
is it possible for a guy to be a chaser if you've been talking and flirting with him before you ever decided to transition and still wants you after transition?
>>5983649
i think ur friend is a gay boy lmao
>>5983654
hi yume
whats up
>>5983664
CUTEE OMG
>>5983669
can u steal me some candy lol
>>5983638
fill me in
>>5983584
W I g
Potatohead is totally right you know
>>5983659
other people do this?
>>5983669
dude thats not even gem
>>5983677
just made
dinner
and ated it
amazing
>>5983672
>another person named robin
>and they all look alike
>>5983672
pass just not attractive
>>5983664
a-are those evil mushrooms?
>>5983671
cattes
>>5983645
Use opengameart or something, I'm no artist but I've been able to cobble together some at least OK looking stuff this term using public domain stuff ^^
Also, why won't VB just die already? ;~;
>>5983664
Which came first though, the coding or the trans feels, and which caused which? Also, is that your game? Looks cool
>>5983664
>>5983636
>tfw scriptkiddie
>>5983693
>tfw coding feels predated trans feels
>tfw programming made me trans
>>5983692
>tfw you had to kill your own cat in your closet because she wouldn't eat her food, drink, or use her litter box, and we couldn't afford to put her down
>tfw still have a scar from it almost 8 months later
>>5983665
I just like this one
>>5983677
I have no proof otherwise...
>>5983669
please write more shitty fanfiction about me this is the greatest thing Ive heard all day
>>5983703
f-fuck
I'm sorry
>>5983683
As I typed my frantic, steamy reply, just as I was about to hit send, the fierce velocity of my jizzle jostling smacked my table and threw my mouse across the room, selecting the wrong post to quote and preventing me from correcting this grievous mistake! I had no way to fix it! What? Get up and go get it? How am I to do that when these tastey McDonald greasewiches are right here at my desk! ? I can't leave my babies!
Pix me cukin u :)
>>5983664
>If you don't know assembly you're just a scriptkiddie desu
Assembly is boring but it does have a lot to do with computer theory and stuff
>tfw i accidently doubled up on estro/spiro tonight
>>5983712
*whips out willy and starts waggling*
jokes on u i am LITERALLY a cuck
>>5983714
ur gonna die
>>5983715
cuck and cucker and cuckee
>>5983636
My friend is a programmer, should I encourage him to dress like a grill?
why am i literally always hungry
>>5983715
You're the cuck and IM THE KEKER! The KEKADOODKEDOO
You better keep your Gem on a leash because *whisper whisper* [im cumin]
>>5983714
The extra spiro is a big deal. Don't let your heart stop. The extra estrogen is probably fine, if sad to waste.
>>5983693
I'll try to put something together as soon as I take my astronomy exam on friday since I'll finally have a couple weeks of free time. Don't know if I should try doing it with SDL or use something like SFML instead since that's way easier to work with
>tfw have a C in the class that was supposed to be an easy A so now I have to put in more effort in that class than any of my senior-level ECE classes combined
Also yeah VB should just die tbqh, C# is okay so I wouldn't mind that
>>5983725
>Mfw I eat less than 500 cals a day and never feel hungry
What's going on with all this fanfictioning between trips?
>>5983726
>im cumin
me 3
>>5983724
>my friend is a programmer
>should I encourage him to dress like a grill?
>should I encourage him
>him
>>5983725
hungry for fayes gt
>>5983724
>not encouraging all your cute friends to dress like girls
>>5983732
me 4 dude
>>5983725
because food is gr8
>>5983726
>you better keep your gem on a leash
>>5983741
all the good ones
>>5983729
Easier is always better when just starting, I know every time I've tried to dig into sfml or SDL I always give up because I don't have the experience to draw on. Maybe if I tried them now they would click a bit better. This term I've been using both monogame and unity and actually quite liked both of them.
>>5983741
The ones that aren't openly girls are.
>>5983741
yes
pic related
>>5983741
Yes
>>5983672
you look like a british woman
>tfw u will always be alone
>>5983753
>posts mugi
>tfw missing ufufu
wonder how she is doing
>>5983756
iktf
evidence is adding up to me being a disgusting unfuckable freak
>>5983759
Same Tbh
>>5983760
didn't you just have a bf before? and a gf before that?
>>5983756
My favourite girl is back
>>5983649
>headpats
WHY DOES THE ESTROGEN MAKE THEM FEEL SO GOOD?????? LIKE, I DIDN'T FEEL IT BEFORE HRT BUT NOW HOLY SHIT <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3
>tfw cuteboy fwb is back from his holiday w/ family next week
>so is my dealer
>gonna get stoned with him and receive MAXIMUM headpats and really tight cuddling and squirming oh my god I can't wait
I'm such a cuddleslut, jesus
>tfw not sure if I've been to the toilet in the last... 4 days? 5?
being mentally disabled sucks
>>5983766
Uhm I have never had a bf or gf since I started transitioning, just people who either are turned off after meeting or knowing me or people who want to fuck me and discard me
>I'm not gay I'm just trans
>get horny
>fap to picture of my bfs dick and abs and imagine cuddling him
The denial is hilarious
>>5983724
who are you kidding, he probably already does
*her
>>5983730
how??????
>>5983735
............well
that's tru yes
>>5983738
>>5983743
also tru...
>>5983756
not tru
>>5983756
NO maddie
if gross creepy edgar the hon can get headpats and snuggles and kisses under the covers then you can too
you deserve love as much as anyone else and you're gonna find it as long as you keep looking <3
just maybe don't constrict yourself to monogamy, experiment and you might find you can take it or leave it though I know open stuff isn't for everyone
>>5983773
it sure is fun never sleeping with a person twice
just trans things
>>5983756
i would cuddle a maddie desu
>>5983738
>tfw you havent had pizza in like a week
what kind of wretched god would allow this to happen
>>5983745
>>5983747
>>5983751
>>5983753
Nah ive known this dude since forever, yall just want more friends.
>tfw ugly girls will make fun of me just because i wasnt born a female even when i look better than them
im slowly trying to pass, im already very androgynous and im so sure this will happen at some point and makes me so sad
>>5983788
me
go tru de bortal mtfg
>>5983773
You're pretty adorable maddie
>>5983795
*cries*
>>5983801
i'm working on liver failure and hoping i don't wake up one day
i don't want to kill myself but i don't want to keep living like this
I don't really get one night stands.
Then again, I don't really get any at all. 8)
>>5983801
Cis girl please
>>5983801
desu a lot of formal poly people I know are kind of pretentious, my approach is more just having a lot of close friends and occasionally fucking some of them if/whenever it feels right for both of us, it's nice when it's spontaneous and no-strings-attached
desu I've never seen the difference between a romantic relationship and a really close friendship anyway, they kinda blend together especially if you're bifag I think... trust, empathy etc., idk
I just like banging cute/hot friends and not really overthinking it
but of course, I'm completely screwed in the head, so ymmv
>>5983688
Yup
>>5983693
Trans feels came first for me ;~; and yup it is
>>5983697
It's ok, one day you'll be ready to learn a real language :^)
>>5983811
e p i c
p
i
c
What happens if you take hormones and you already had dicklust before it?
for a moment i thought that 4chan still had that thing to give random nicknames to anon posts
then i notice i was on mtfg and everybody's a trip
i dont know why i always end up coming to the worse thread in all 4chan
>>5983756
you're a pretty and a smart and also a nice.
you have had boys interested before and I know you will get a bf
>>5983801
I wanna be ur friend irl
>>5983828
Why don't you stay and watched charmed with me?
>>5983801
>>5983828
why r u being so hard on urself? pizza likes u lots and you've had dates and stuff.
>>5983822
apparently you turn into a lesbian
>>5983824
i am drinking more water! and ya actually my boobs have been rly plump the past few days lmao
>>5983828
i was thinking of injuring myself so i can hide from friends and family while pretending i'm just injured not broken
already doing the drinking part and i keep forgetting what day it is
>>5983779
>how??????
Just treat food as evil and only drink water if you get hungry.
Pretty easy
>>5983822
you either become a lesbian or a housewife
>>5983832
are you watching magicians yet? it would be a shame if it got spoiled here
>>5983832
>apparently you turn into a lesbian
is this what happened to you?
>>5983832
But I like men. I want to hug a mans abs and have his big strong arms around me
>looking up ferry prices for FFS estimate calculations
>most basic package is the equivalent of, like, over $400
holy shit what
I don't even speak french
how the fuck am I even gonna make a consultation
oh my god I can't function as an adult in a flat by myself how the fuck am I gonna go to Belgium and not accidentally drown or get lost or do something wrong fuck I'm such a retard I'm such a fucking retard
>>5983835
why not both
even if you admit you hate yourself, where do you go from there? like saying "i hate myself." doesn't make the reasons you are so detestable go away.what's the point in it then?
>>5983756
iktf senpaitachi.
>>5983834
:< i don't like that tho i love food
>>5983836
OMFG STOP LMAO I AM WATCHING IT RN I AM ON EPISODE 11 YOU BETTER NOT RUIN THIS FOR ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>5983838
i mean i'm going on dates with faye and the idea of actually touching a guy irl is completely unappetizing to me now so wat do u think
>>5983839
u will see... just wait
>>5983843
i think you just haven't met the right person yet is all :/ and i know that sucks but it's not your fault, there's nothing wrong with you
>>5983846
stop hating yourself
>>5983846
because you can start to recognize how messed up that is and start working towards not hating yourself as much?
Why can't I just be fucking normal
even aside from the trans shit, why can't I just be a normal fucking person like so many other people manage to be
If I try and even act normal I just look like a fucking kid in their dad's suit, it looks even worse, I'm a total irreconcilable embarrassment to myself. why can't I just get rid of me already
>>5983853
>i mean i'm going on dates with faye and the idea of actually touching a guy irl is completely unappetizing to me now so wat do u think
that is a major shift- how can one go from straight girl to lesbian so fast?
I still remember you pining over your ex's dick
>go to shrink
>get ADHD prescription
>can suddenly read again
this shit is magic desu
>>5983853
Yeah so did i. but I gotta get in shape before I start HRT
And muscles only die if you starve yourself pretty much.
It's 5:52 am though. So I can't sleep anyway.
>>5983853
Well if I have to be a lesbian. I'll be a lesbian with Maddie desu
>>5983862
why are the NHS so FUCKING SLOW OH MY GOD
if I had a broken leg or something they'd have fixed it on the day I reported it to my GP but nope because it's mental health it's gonna take a goddamn year or more just for me to see a psych and I'll probably have to pay anyway
fucking Tories
>>5983859
life is a play, you either do the kind that requires you to methodically practice your craft, your presentation, your lines. the kind of play that everyone comes to and raves about
or you do the kind of play where you go poop in the middle of the stage and scream while one guy in a beret claps slowly at you
>>5983869
you calling her mannish?
>>5983874
She wouldn't be wrong
>>5983860
idk i just met faye and i stopped wanting to be with anyone else anymore. idk what happened lol
i've always kinda been like that tho. when i really like someone i lose interest in everyone else.
>>5983862
i thought everyone just died in the beginning of this ep and screamed at my laptop
>>5983865
don't starve yourself tho just avoid all protein if u have to
>>5983869
maddie is qt
>>5983874
Nah I just think she's the prettiest and appeals to the last remnants of straight in me.
My first gf had black hair
>>5983878
smart, accomplished, college educated, nice place
wouldn't be a bad choice
>>5983860
>spoiler
I look like a dude and have a dick
how is this hard to grasp >.<
>>5983878
Nah I just think you would nice to have lesbian snuggles with
Storytime, short anonymous version because kinda embarrassing
To understand my behavior you need to know that I had a guy in class who used to tell gayjokes all the time
> be 11 yo, best boy friend stays overnight
> have tried some sexual stuff before, ask him if he wants to come into my bed
> he sneaks in, we start making out
> he tells me he has seen some porn on his brothers computer, wants to try
> "ok, tell me what to do"
Fast forward to the interesting part
> he is on top of me, I have my penis between my legs because I like to feel like a girl
> he "fucks" my bellybutton
> I start to feel weird, like I have to pee or something
> run to the toilet but insted of pee some thick stuff comes out
> don't know what an orgasm is at the time
> fucking terrified, is this one of the gay disease my classmate jokes about??!
> go back to my friend, tell him I don't want this anymore
> never touched each other since
This and my joking classmate made me believe that I have to be a male hetero for several years. I couldn't even think about being trans because I was so scared.
>>5983845
>tfw you'll never be a lesbian housewife with a lesbian housewife wife because then who will pay the bills
Hello /mtfg/, I come bearing stories from my evening in girlmode.
#1: I was tryna buy a cinnamon bun from a place. The dude behind the counter didn't work there (why was he behind the counter?). During the course of his attempt to alert an employee to my plight, he referred to me as "someone" and "that person." After a few minutes he just ended up paying for it for me. I couldn't tell if it was because he felt bad for making me wait (which is what he said) or if he just wanted me to scram because I was making him uncomfortable and he didn't want to accidentally misgender me.
#2: This guy with a My Little Pony Shirt and painted nails was staring at me. I saw him doing something from the corner of my eye and thought he was gesturing towards me. I turned to look and he quickly pulled his phone back towards him. I think he was trying to sneakily snap my pic.
These events didn't really bother me, but I think if they kept happening for a few months or years they might start to wear on me.
>>5983886
YOU DO NOT LOOK LIKE A DUDE STOP
HOW LONG DO I HAVE TO SUCK UR TITS FOR U TO GET IT
HAVE I NOT DONE IT ENOUGH? U CAME SO I MEAN I THOUGHT I DID
Yay just bought book 2 and 3 from Walmart :3
gonna get 1 and 4 online
>>5983879
>don't starve yourself tho just avoid all protein if u have to
But sugars make you fat
Carbs you fat
Fats make you fat
And protein creates muscle
Besides its too good a system along with lots of water, my asshole is always super clean and ready to take dick.
It's just convenient to fuck your self in the ass at anytime
>>5983892
>tfw this will never happen to you in a post scarcity, ai dominated world
>>5983897
stop making me want to rewatch lok
>>5983902
Ur gay lol
Steven hates you too
>>5983893
should have shown them your bird folder
>>5983892
bernie
sanders
>>5983902
I dindu nuthin :3
>>5983899
Could my wife be an AI in this Bernie-for-president sci-fi fantasy world?
>>5983916
i-im always well behaved though! I'm super pure™
>>5983913
Is that the one you did for class?
>>5983906
amethyst is the worst gem
>>5983916
you're about to drive me crazy desu
>>5983916
Yeah, pretty much. I am slight and have a small face, as well as a squeaky voice which could go either way. I have to go all out to get gendered as female though - obviously feminine clothing and a face full of makeup. I wore pants today, since my legs are unkempt. I think had I worn a skirt I would have gotten female pronouns.
>>5983908
Bu I don't have a bird folder
*mic drop*
>>5983927
Amethyst is my birth stone
>>5983933
Build one desu, you wont regret it
>>5983856
but, the reasons for hatred are still there. like they aren't really easily forgotten.
>>5983857
i mean it's fucked up. i know that, but there are immutable reasons as to why i feel this way. so, is it just forcing delusion on myself? it's just weird to think that there's a way to change objective facts with perception. i dunno.
>>5983927
DELETE THIS NOW.
i need a croissant pt 2
>>5983925
AHAHA HAHAHAH AHAHA
>>5983930
good
death to men
>>5983933
:d
>>5983934
baby drop ehehe
>>5983938
ily plebby
you're precious
>>5983913
That vid is making me really want to play 1943 again, that was my favorite arcade game as a kid
Looks cool, nice job
>>5983927
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H98Q9VU6IEM
>>5983929
desu that's the one I wanted the most no pun intended. I'm ordering the rest when I get home. I'm watching it all cuz I just finished researching tlab and I want more avatar. (plus in head over heels in love with korra as a character)
>>5983902
its twice as good knowing they're gay while rewatching it
*record scratch*
>>5983892
well one can be early retired, and another one can be an online personality that doesn't have to wage slave, and you'll be good
>>5983898
:(
well ok...
>>5983905
;3; she's not my lover yet tho
and i need to since this is the season with neptune and uranus but no
faye and i are just literally them
>>5983916
that's the plan
>>5983940
f-fuck you I'm the purest girl here ;_; !!
So what's everyone drinking tonight?
>chilled svedka, straight
>>5983955
cough syrup
>>5983926
Yeh. Still needs a lot of work, but it's at a point where I can hand it in and get an ok mark I think.
>>5983929
I'm not sure if that was sarcasm or not ;~;
The difficulty curve of this game is a bit shaky but it's an early prototype.
>>5983941
The 19XX games are pretty great, I have a real soft spot for retro shmups. And thanks, I'm hoping it will get better but this is at least to a point where I can hand it in for a school assignment and not feel too bad about it.
*freeze frame*
>>5983955
whiskey with shitty sour mix
hey ladies how's it going
>>5983936
Nah, you fill my bird quota.
i want a croissant pt 3
>>5983951
turkish airlines xd
>>5983952
xd fag
>>5983955
straight mixer with a lil sugar on top
>>5983955
Water.
Gotta stay hydr8ed
>>5983969
okay I fucked that last part up, oh well
>>5983970
you take that back lil gay boy!
>>5983971
Good thinking anon
>>5983949
(◕ω◕ *)
>>5983955
water !! woo hoo ya
hydrated for spiro ha ha
>>5983970
ur a man
>>5983944
what did i just watch
>>5983955
nothing
>>5983951
>yet
>>5983894
You're going to have to try harder I guess >:)
>tfw just remembered the shitty GBA platformer mini game I had to make for a class a few years ago
Good times, that class was super fun and it was the last semester they offered it. Maybe I should try making something again for it
>>5983955
Water tbqh
>>5983961
Can you make an executable for me to play :3
>>5983978
Why does water help spiro
Who here /agp/?
unsee
.cc/desunati
>>5983955
Cranberry vodka, hold the vodka.
=p
Drinking is bad for you... Don't do drugs, alcohol or smoke. Use protection.
I think I sobered up to much. Crying is preventing sleep.
anyone else here visit /prog/?
>>5983961
No i was being real with you
Do you wanna p-play video games with me elanna
>>5983940
what the
>>5983955
>addicted to diet coke
diet coke
>>5983966
ヽ(〃・ω・)ノ
>>5983969
good taste in rocks to no surprise, best gem, best color
So yesterday I read that voice pastebin and tried the swallowing trick. When I swallow my adam's apple goes way up in my throat and basically disappears. After maybe 30 minutes of effort, I can't quite get my muscles to voluntarily move my larynx that much. Should I be able to? I'm pretty sure I'm using the right muscles. I haven't put serious effort into it or recorded my results yet, but I was just wondering how much I should focus on the position of my larynx.
>>5983969
pearl is def my fav
>>5983984
Yea I want to get out all my old projects now
>>5983971
this desu
>>5983990
b-b-b-b-blue board!!
*mic drop*
My Amazon order before I met Edie
>>5983994
I visit pr0gramm
>>5983982
good things come to those who wait baby (◠ω◕ *)
>>5983989
because spiro is a diuretic. it doesn't really work properly if you're not drinking enough water either lol
>>5983990
me
r u ok tho
My Amazon orders after I met Edie
>tfw she's making you want to be an actual lesbian
>steven universe posters
>adventure time posters
>A FUCKING BIRD
i am chemo, you are cancer. this is an official declaration of war. /mtfg/ is an anime board, you will assimilate or die
>>5984009
What's the thing on top? Vibrator? Shower head? Shaver/epilator?
>>5983974
but i'm a tall woman rofl
u can do better than that
>>5983978
:/ doesnt stop me from being me!!!!!
tips on being less sissy more sassy?
>>5983990
STOP!!!
there are kids on here :(((
>>5983995
ok dude
>>5983998
grr
>>5984010
>not noticing the biggest shitposter of all
how was din din btw whatd u make yoomay
>>5984001
same, she also probably has more development than anyone else on the show
>tfw no bird mom
bad feel
>>5984017
this is a joke right?
>>5984010
>>5984014
all in one
>>5984010
I will never abandon my /co/ roots for anime
>>5984005
>>5984009
just wait till we go shopping in san fran
>>5984016
no
>>5984017
>2 months in
ya it'll be about a year
>>5984017
Gr8 b8 m8 I r8 8/8.
Go be pretty somewhere else, you're going to get good resultw obviously, look like me, pre-hrt. Boobs are a total toss up, I didn't get much but I got the hips. Your face looks good already as well.
>>5984014
Clarisonic Mia, it's a skin buffing thingy, she said it's really good and her skin is gorgeous so I took her word for it
>>5984006
not familiar with pr0gramm. i was talking about the old dis.4chan.org board or its replacement, progrider.
>>5984019
No?
>>5984010
Don't do this.
>>5984017
>that whole lower half
You already look like you've been on HRT for a year with that whole lower half. But anyways puberty takes a long time...
>>5984018
Even her voice is best desu
>>5984016
>ok dude
W-what
>>5984028
Yaa that's what I thought!! I have one for my feet, it's so nice. Feels so good after you use it
>>5984017
Coffee you're underage, also clean your mirror
>>5984010
>A FUCKING BIRD
what the
I only like oldschool anime, modern anime was a mistake
no bully
>>5984016
w-why are you being mean to me
>>5984032
Nope, just 2 months. Tfw upper body is fucking fucked beyond repair.
>>5984038
>I only like oldschool anime, modern anime was a mistake
How oldschool are we talking here? '80s? '60s?
>>5983986
It has some UI quirks that need to be ironed out before I go about putting up executables ;_;
The level itself is only a minute long or so as well, it's more of a gameplay demo than an actual game at this point. I'd be happy to put up an executable of the more polished version that I hand in a week or two from now though ^^
>>5983995
O-oh, well then thanks o.o
What kinda gayms would you like to play
>>5984035
S-sorry Faye.
4CHAN IS FOR OTAKUS
IF YOU DONT LIKE ANIME
GET
THE FUCK
OUT
NOW
>>5984043
Okie. But only if you want to. It'd be fun to play
>>5984032
did you watch anymore of the show after we last did?
because you actually like it and I wanna talk with you about su
>>5983994
i know you might enjoy going there and all and thats fine but i never understood... why waste your time with amateurs? when you learn something you want to look for people who are the best you can find, not people who usually dont know what theyre doing. chans are cool and all but most people ive met from chans who are supposed programmers who hang around on /g/ and /prog/ etc tend to not do anything other than write a few scripts and maybe an irc bot. additionally you can just read the posts there and theres not much substance.
i guess that sounds pretty condescending but after going there a few times its nothing but drivel
>>5984046
you're the only one who's mad rn tho
>>5984046
i've never used 4chan before but i decided to come lgbt and post on mtfg i think you guys are so le cool xDDDD
do u browse gaia too
>>5984054
i bet theres a lot to talk about
dude remember that time they used their powers and beat the enemy
sick.
I like Trigun, AKIRA, Ninja Scroll, stuff like that. Basically I watched some anime when I was like 14. Record of Lodoss War is also pretty kewl.
>>5984043
Which programming language do you use? Would you mind sharing your source code? Im a computer science student in 1st semester and would like to take a look at some larger projects.
>>5984046
Sigh, weebs. Learn the value of non Japanese cultures. Your cartoons are all the same, your body pillows are depressing, you are not and will not ever be Japanese or a 2D character with a triple oversized head and boobs to match the freak head. Your eyes are never going to take up 80% of your face, nor should they
>>5984033
lets play
i play brawlhalla
hmu
im elanna
>>5984038
im not being mean ur hurting me pls
>>5984046
ok cya never
>>5984055
what are u saying..
are u gonna make me chicken
pic is u!! <//w//<
>>5984043
I like dungeon crawlers and stuff. I dont have a lot of co op games tho. I'll play whatever you want.
>>5984028
I have one of them but I need to use it more and also I need more heads for it
>>5984046
desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu
>>5984039
Yeah I don't think so. You'll continue losing upper body muscle and give yourself a year to gain some lower waist fat to even it out.
>>5984054
Yeah, I watched most of the first season except for a few episodes that I kind of skipped around and didn't like much. I was kind of confused about the end of the season though... I think I was missing an episode or part of it. Also you should text me desu
>>5984056
saved
>>5984066
LOOK
AT
THIS
RETARD
GET THE FUCK OFF 4CHAN
NOW
LEAVE
THIS IS AN OTAKU SITE
>>5984039
hip* not waist
>>5984063
Do you remember that one time they almost lost but then they dug down deep and found a new power, like woah
>>5984042
Most anime pre-2000 is really good, there are a few alright shows that came after 2000 but those are few and far between.
My favorites growing up were Yu Yu Hakusho, Lupin III, GiTS, etc
>books 1 & 4 ordered and 2 day shipping
Yesssssssss can't wait to marathon some lok. I'll be watching the Underworld movies in the mean time
>>5984030
well as others said 2 months is nothing you won't really see any noticeable change till about 6months+
>>5984072
actually my phone isnt working rn can we just talk on steam
hey what kind of bras do you gals use? are the sizings the same as cis women?
According to my measurements i'm a 34B with a 34" band size and 32" bust size, which gives me a negative 2" cup size...
>>5984074
Are you an anime
>>5984083
My favorite anime when I was young was FMA (the original, since Brotherhood hadn't been made yet). Gurren Lagann was pretty darn good, I thought. I saw the GiTS movie and Castle of Count Cagliostro and liked 'em both, but that was a while ago.
>>5983951
Yea....yeah....
Cute and jelly inducing type teas
>>5983955
my own tears
I do environmental sciences, recycling = good
Huh
It's 7:15 AM
guess I'd better stay up all day too now
whoooops