Straight guys gaying

Oh, and if you're a straight guy looking for gays bottoms, welcome.

>>5974841
>I believe I'm not weird
well you are wrong, you are literally the worst kind of faggot

>>5974870
why that :'(

>>5974841
It's your thumb. Just looking the angle it is bent at, makes me lose my boner.

>>5975218
Oh I see. Sorry, I'm skinny, got some issues with bones.

Get over your fetish and fuck a nice gay boy.

Sure, it's exciting and it makes you feel wanted but don't get obsessed with it.

I'm a straight guy who decided to 'try gay.'

I'm fit with a good dick. So I hopped on Grindr.

Within minutes I'd found a couple 20-something hipster femboys to play with.

I dosed some oxycodone and viagra to feel comfortable and uninhibited and hard as diamonds.

I let them go down on me. I attended a poly party where we jerked each other off.

Alas, when it came down to it, I was turned off by the feel of stubble kissing. I didn't want to take a guy in the ass. Nor did I want to be penetrated. I was not aroused by another guy's body, or his dick.

It was all just narcissism (love of my own body, love of captivating an other) combined with fetishism (doing something new and dangerous, in defiance of my love for women - hips, tits, pussy, clits, and all things womanly).

It just doesn't work like you want it, anon. Find a bi-guy, that's your best bet.

Straight men are straight. They love pussy, juicy asses, tits and smooth skin. What can you do?

>>5975251
Maybe I'll try one day. Wanna top at least once. Believe I'm straight in some ways.

>>5975259
Nice story. Thank you for that. Yeah maybe a bi-guy would be perfect, never tried neither ahah

>>5974841
French fag here - north east.

The straight guy fetish is common but it leads nowhere.

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>>5974841
>>5974864
>>5974894
>>5975250
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>>5975346

France is shit and smells

>>5975346
Lille :)
J'ai franchement besoin d'amour viril je vais déprimer sinon.

>>5975358
In France, we try to live in a souvenir, a beautiful rememberance of the past, so that we don't hung ourselves. Neoliberalism is destroying our societies.
But I love camembert, sorry.

>>5975358
>tfw you will never see swg's peen
;-;

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>>5975400

UK is better, Frenchie. No bf for you ever.

>>5975404

u stop

>>5975400
Lille ? C'est vachement loin, je suis à Reims/Troyes :(

Physiquement je suis masc, j'aime lire et jouer au JVs, mais je suis aussi super timide

>>5975358
>>5975415
I love you too, English lads

>>5975480
Pas franchement masculin, amateur d'arts et d'humanités, introverti (mais pas forcément timide ;) )
Si t'as kik : CathLesa (un faux-compte :D)

>>5975415
Okay, Monarchy is great, your history and culture too, but I mean, you're anti european and protestant, can't be worse ;)
I love Scotland, btw.

>>5975524
G pas kik
Je suis en études d'ingé, mais je lis un peu de philo et d'histoire par-ci par-la

J'aimerais lire des romans mais j'arrive pas vraiment à rentrer dedans

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>>5975480

S-stupid sexy French homos

>>5975524

>Catholic
GAYS ARE BAD NO GAYS NO NORMIES REEEE
>Protestant
You're gay? Alright, hey wanna go bowling?

Also EU sucks you must understand this

>>5975607
Eh, there are many different branches of Catholicism
Though I don't really care, I'm non-religious.

As for the EU, I believe it's a great idea but it's poorly executed and only to the advantage of Germany.
But I have to admire Merkel for her rather courageous decision to allow refugees in. I hope this won't turn out to be a bad decision.

>>5974894
The faggot who wants straight dick is the most hated kind of faggot among straighties. Straight men think all gays want to fuck them because of those faggots, and that'd where most of their hate comes from

>>5975619

I understand the purpose of the EU too, and I think it's the biggest barrier to there being another European based war, bearing in mind a European community was formed not long after WWII. But the political and federalisation ties is a big turn off. I agree with free trade and to an extent free movement within Europe, but everything else in my eyes has fucked up it's member states. I want to believe in the EU, but it keeps giving me reasons not to.

Also >>5975628 is correct. Habeeb it or not it's happened to me enough times that if I find out a dude is gay and he gives me certain cues, I assume he has a crush on me and I have to brace for turning him down. Kinda disrespectful in a way since they don't acknowledge the fact I'm not a homo.

>>5975607
Okay you're right for this.
But, I mean, neoliberalism is the cause of every problem in our society, even the ruin of the European dream.

>>5975628
So well let's say I just want a masculine guy.

>>5975628
We all want, or have wanted, straight dick at some point of our lives.

The only thing to do is to avoid harassing your friends about it. Not because it "makes us look bad", it's because it's a shitty thing to do.

>>5975639

I agree, and politically speaking Britain is a "right wing" nation by and large. A lot of people, myself included, feel that the only way to preserve our political way of life is to bow out from an ever encompassing left wing and undemocratic EU political system.

>>5975639
>CathLesa
Ton image de profil est bizarre
Et puis, pour savoir, à quoi ça sert Kik concrètement ?

>>5975607
>tfw you will never swallow swg's cum
;_; why even live

>>5975665
Normal, c'est un catfish.
Normalement c'est une sorte de messenger, mais ça sert plus de plateforme de rencontre de sexe.

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>>5975677

95% Straight guy here

This is my fetish, but only if the guy is a wide hipped femboy, anything particularly masculine would kill the penis.

>>5976224
>anything particularly masculine would turn me off
go fuck yourself really, just leave

>>5976317
Already have - 10 min ago

>>5975480
tu es un immeuble avec un grand balcon
j'aurais te tappe mais tu es trop demode, et aussi, je prefere les chiens
baguette baguette

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Croissant tour eiffel camembert baguette? Champs-élysées L'oréal Marine LePen escargot à la mode. Ahonhonhonhonhon soufflé

>>5980305
Ahonhonhonhonhon trés bien mon ami, je ne dit rien~

>>5979255
Ok, ich habe nicht dich verstanden. Kannst do wiederholen, bitte ? :^)

>>5980773
J'AI DIT
tu es un immeuble avec un grand balcon
j'aurais te tappe mais tu es trop demode, et aussi, je prefere les chiens
baguette baguette

C'EST ASSEZ SIMPLE

>>5975638
>Kinda disrespectful in a way since they don't acknowledge the fact I'm not a homo.
SWG bls. You're a world's biggest cocktease and you know it.
Turning straight guy gay is a popular fag fetish. I find it pathetic but there's a good explanation behind it.
OP don't be stupid - there's maaaybe a chance you'll find closeted gay/bi but then yu'd actually have to extract them from that closet and is the tremendous effort worth it for someone you could tire of in 2 weeks and ego boost?

I mean there's plenty of str8-acting bi guys who will give you that d and call you a lil' bitch. That's enough for me senpai.

Pro tip: No straight man that considers himself straight will ever go for a gay man.

aka you will never get down with an actual straight man because they were gay or had gay in them from the beginning

>>5974841
Since straight guys like girls, you're never going to get a true straight guy. This is retarded. Your best solution is to transition into a tranny.

>>5974841
There's a difference between liking a guy who happens to be straight and wanting someone because they are straight.

>>5982204
meant to quote this>>5975642

>>5976224
thats called bi.

>>5976317
>>5976224
>having sexual preference
>2016
I MEAN REALLY

>>5980305
>LePen is now one of the typical french expression
P'tain.

>>5975607
>repeating a meme makes it true
PLEASE FUCKING GO TRUMPETEER

ce sentiment quand pas de petit ami français

>>5974841

Why does the thought of fucking straight men turn you on more then fucking gay men?

In the end they are both just men.

>>5983367
>gays
>men
nice meme. gays are not really men, gays are more closely related to eunuchs..

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>>5974841
having a straight fetish is common. lots of "straight" guys prostitute themselves for men. many of them are gay/bi and call themselves straight to cater to your fetish. however, there are also legit straight guys who would rather service women, but can't find female clients, so make due with men (be thankful that women are so puritanical and sexless, their demand for prostitutes is nonexistent).

there are also "straight" guys who are very into femdom, and like a kind called "forced-bi" where their domme coerces them into sexual acts with other men (you could volunteer). These guys are usually pretty pathetic and unattractive though, so I would pass.

I've never tried it myself, but having sex with a straight guy seems like one of those things that is hot to think about, but disappointing to actually do.