daily reminder that MtF x FtM relationships are the cutes.
>tfw no manly alpha FtM boyfriend.
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Previous thread >>5972868
I'm cute
1st for smelling like an onion/
>>5973810
All ftms i've met to this point were total wannabe hard assholes or total sjw feminists
Good morning, /mtfg/, how are all of you?
>>5974699
Bored and lurking. Need to get to cleaning soon though. x.x Hows you?
>>5974699
Hi moap :)
cute boys are for _____
>>5974699
my doctor's surgery still has me down as 'Mr.' despite numerous complaints and that my grievance is being 'processed' by the practice manager. my grievance is 'change it please, you're giving me hormones and i'm on the system as mtf trans and she, and my letters of complaint have been responded to as Ms. Titchbits so what are you doing'. It's very frustrating.
im good tho, just booty blasted
>>5974706
FEMINISING
>>5974703
Just woke up, enjoying the first few sober moments of the day before packing a bowl and getting stoned like always.
>>5974704
Hi Marina, how are you?
>>5974706
giving the succ
Most mtfs are sooooo tall. Would a handsome manlet like me ever pull a cute mtf wife?
>>5974699
I'm drowning in the tsunami that is life :/
>>5974723
Go down there with some goons and put the squeeze on em.
Teach em whos boss.
Ruffle some feathers, rattle some cages and kick up a major stink.
Tell em you'll be back unless you see some changes.
>>5974696
>tfw ywn smell like an onion
>tfw not trutrans
>>5974699
Hey moap. I'm good, just drinking a protein shake and stalling for time so I don't have to do more coding. How are you?
>>5974706
Doing the lewd
Threadly reminder that I'm in a tier of gross all its own and that my only redeeming feature is that I floss twice a day
>>5974731
how tall are you?
>>5974741
Kinda cute actually. I'd feed you grapes in front of a cozy fire.
>>5974706
chastity
>>5974731
desu i dont think i could date some 5'10 manlet
>>5974741
you look fine. good job on flossing though
>>5974730
I'm pretty ok
I'm eating too much stuff today though
A coworker celebrated her marriage and my mother has birthday today
>>5974731
I'm not sure if i'd do that
Probably if we met and i totally feel for you, but if i just think about it probably not
Everyone post your tripcrush !!!
Mine is Phienchen :3
Its so cold outside..i just want to ride my bike around the college town and maybe get a drink at a bar afterwards. I need to start putting myself out there if im ever going to make friends.
Get fucked by my cuteness
>>5974765
marina / red
<3
>>5974765
knochensack
>>5974645
You have a life I can only dream of...
Fuck. It hurts so bad
>>5974765
Clark duke
>>5974741
Cute enough to cuck
>>5974765
Mado and Isla
>>5974770
You wont memes? I've got bags of memes m8
>>5974765
maddie
>>5974765
>Phienchen
b-back the fuck off bitch, she's mine!
>>5974776
I am sorry anon...
some aspects of my life are great but others are really bad.
I am selfmedding antidepressants cause I am too afraid to go look for a psych, but we re going to run out in 2 months and Idk what to do then
>>5974765
Kayla,
How's muh face?
>>5974781
No, I'm sick of the hugboxing. Why isn't anyone insulting me
>>5974736
Cold, mornings here are always the worst. Wake n bake helps though. What about you?
>>5974741
Another reminder that even anons on 4chan aren't as hard on you as you are on yourself.
>>5974756
Ugh Im jelly, I woke up this morning and had the realization that there is no food in my house and Im hungry. Happy Birthday to your mom.
>>5974771
real horror show.
>>5974798
Because you're sorta adorable
>>5974798
You fucking dirty bitch, take off them clothes you whore.
Is that what you want?
>>5974798
Ok I'll do it.
You are gross for not flossing 3X a day.
>>5974798
Your lips are far from your chin, just like mine. Makes us look like burly men ;)
>>5974793
Literally all the bad stuff in your life would be an improvement in mine.
Fuck. I want a vagina so much.
>>5974741
>sincerely thinking you can ever be worse than me when you look old that
>>5974800
It's not that nice, since i started a diet a few days ago and now i'm eating a lot again :(
I woke up at 4am and started cooking though because i gorgot the thing at work
And 4am was really nice since it was so quiet and noone yelled at me
>>5974807
Right? Thanks anon, you're a real gal pal
>>5974807
iktf
forever cute androgyny
>>5974800
>horror
The salt is real
>>5974808
>Literally all the bad stuff in your life would be an improvement in mine.
pretty sure there would be exceptions, but yeah I realize that I am just extremely weak and too dumb to function even tho my life isnt that bad objectively.
>>5974735
as much as i want to go in and tranny tantrum, i'll be patient, i feel bad enough complaining, i feel like one of 'those' trans people who is always itching for a legal battle to prove how cissexist everything is and muh rights. the reality is, its upsetting, the attitude of staff changes towards me when they look me up to book me in for an appointment when they realise i'm not an ugly dyke, but an ugly man dressed as a woman, it's humiliating. when my surgery sends me automated letters for routine appointments, my dad opens them because he's the only Mr in the house.
it's unprofessional on their part but i'm not gonna go in like a screeching harpy because it'd end up more like a tearful bellow which is super triggering for me and they'd only see me as a hyper aggressive man anyway. niggling, constantly annoying, passive aggressive reminders are more my style senpai
>>5974820
I'm all that and worse.
Except I'm alone. And I'll never look as good as you.
Should I just die now
>>5974773
Blast from the past
>>5974811
Why is like corrected into old?
>>5974800
>not an anon
Confirmed for realistic about my appearance
>>5974818
>mfw ugly manliness
>>5974812
Im normally a major night owl for that reason, everything is so quiet and peaceful between 1am and 9am. Im in the opposite boat as you though, im trying to eat more to gain weight
>>5974819
My main board is /cgl/, if you think that's salt you don't even know what salt is.
>>5974800
>tfw no wake n bake
Kinda chilly here right now as well, but I'm mostly just tired. I always feel like a lazy piece of shit when I cut class to work on projects but owell.
>>5974830
>I'm all that and worse.
>Except I'm alone.
I was all that as well at some point tho
somehow I ended up kicking drugs and getting better and found a bf. its definitely not impossible.
>>5974836
Whats it like being trans on cgl
Not even into frilly dress shit just curious
>>5974765
Wiz.
>>5974839
But it's so hard ...
>>5974844
Angie pls
>>5974836
/cgl/ is such a fun board, so friendly and kind to all the people who post there
>>5974842
its whatever. theres plenty of crossplay and brolita stuff, gender doesnt even really come into discussions. its really nice compared to most of 4chan
>>5974852
Iktf
Mine is 1.6 inches.
Hons for lyfe
I'm not from but I know this title so well as a gay guy all I want to do is date a lesbian or a mtf.
>>5974852
5cm
>>5974839
You are my Heroine
>>5974863
>I'm not from but I know this title so well as a gay guy all I want to do is date a lesbian or a mtf.
what does that even mean in freedom speak
>>5974826
I think I understand. Just don't let it go too far, there could be a day where you feel vulnerable and that's the sort of thing that just salts the wound.
>>5974852
5cm
>>5974852
4cm. 4.5cm if i pull my lips in to make them white girl size.
thank you big lip gods
>>5974879
oh wait, upper lip? 5cm
>>5974852
4.5cm
>>5974883
>>5974832
I always try to be real with people.
>>5974837
Meh, everyone cuts class once in a while. At least there's an actual reason, when I do it its normally because I just wanna lounge around for a few more hours.
>>5974842
I don't trip on there and Im stealth over there so pretty typical. They give good advice on how to fix up your cosplays, I think eventually Im gonna end up buying into lolita just from being around it so much.
>>5974857
My favorite threads are Bad Makeup/Ita/Bad Cosplay threads.
>>5974869
awww
<3
seriously I should probably just man up and stop being depressed. at least thats what people tell me all the time
Is a shoulder width of 40cm girly?
>>5974900
>man
You mean woman up...r-right
T-t-triggerd
>>5974900
Yes, you should
You have a life most people on here can only dream of
I know it's not that easy tho
>>5974900
You are beautiful and deserve happiness.
Oh my fucking god these fucking hons will be the death of me
I message her to ask how much she paid for her surgery, because I won't be able to get a consultation for a while and I really need to save up the money and it's so important, and she just replies with fucking shit.
Also the other day I was with another hon who was giving me makeup classes and she told me to swear less, "'cause ladies don't swear"
I'll fucking murder all of them jesus fuck, why do I even bother
>>5974887
No way I'm into men and I can challenge a lesbian mush eachier to be a man than a real man. Yeah I'm fucked up
>>5974895
>once in a while
I cut class pretty often, and certainly occasionally do it for the reason of wanting to sleep longer. Should have seen it coming this term though, 8 AM classes always suck, and it's barely worth the effort to go to databases even when it's not at a crappy hour.
>>5974905
>You mean woman up...r-right
oh, yes. I call myself a man so much that I sometimes even do that when I dont mean to be self deprecating
>>5974908
the beauty of severe borderline: the better my life is the more Ill hate myself for not lying in a ditch
>>5974909
I really wish I could see it that way
thanks tho
<3
>>5974895
i do love a good ita thread but i really love ouji and general aristo stuff. a little gothic lolita too, but i prefer to dress my gf up in lolita. its really funny that since i transitioned i like the most boyish j-fash goth/aristo stuff
>>5974910
it really shouldnt be surprising that people arent comfortable mentioning how much they pay for stuff over the internet anon. swearing less is stupid though, fuck her
>>5974910
C-cc--c-c-calm your t rage :^)
For real though that's a pretty lame answer, fair and competitive really means nothing in terms of giving you a price estimate.
>she told me to swear less, "'cause ladies don't swear"
bullshit~. ladies get mad, they swear, they do the same crap guys do sometimes, don't give into their holier than thou attitude.
>>5974900
It's true though. You inspire me
>>5974901
It's in the ok range
Depends on your height too
>>5974910
I don't see anything wrong with that image.
>>5974918
I hope you get to be happier than I am when youre at my stage tho!
desu, most of my problems arent really transrelated. so I guess if my brain wasnt damaged as much, Id actually be a pretty successfull tranny
This place is so depressing.
Everyone here chastises others because they don't meet some ridiculious standard
>>5974930
Lolwut
Since when
>>5974797
YALL NIGGAS AINT SHIT FOR NOT HELPIN A SISTA OUT
>>5974930
We tend to chastise ourselves actually
>>5974930
I agree, a lot of self-pity.
Dont get me wrong, I have a lot of transition problems too I don't have to cry over it at every given opportunity.
>>5974797
more than 50% fem
>>5974930
Mostly true, but replace "others" with "ourselves"
>interview in 10 minutes
Oh lawdy
Wish me luck mtfg
>>5974939
we wuz niggas?
Do you ever have those moments where you just want to give up? Where you realise that you are so far away from your goals, and just remember how easy life was in boy mode?
i miss the part of transition where suicide felt like a reasonable option
>>5974944
Thanks.
>>5973810
the ftm I've been with was hard and firm~ so cute~!
>>5974954
Life was never easy in boymode.
But I tend to cry in bed because of how I look and what I have to go through in the future.
>>5974954
>life in boymode
>easy
i'm so bad at being a guy 2bh
Being a guy is just so bad
I'd rather kill myself
>>5974930
When I come here I barely ever talk about my trans related problems. I come here and talk about life because I think I've found some like minded people who, on some level, understand me.
>>5974938
Since mtfg started
Feet is size 8?
You're a hon
Shoulders > 15"
You're a hon
Got a square face?
You're a hon
It just goes on and on
>>5974922
Hey good luck, hopefully talking directly to the doctor will actually get something done. I find receptionists and nurses have been very quick to fog me off
>>5974913
Mmmm, I dunno then. You should probably get better about it, but Im not really one to talk either. 8am classes do suck though, I vastly prefer night classes.
>>5974915
I started off going there because of cosplay and conventions, then I started browsing more of the fashion threads. I normally have the makeup/hair threads opened too. Some lolita stuff seems a little over the top but holy shit its so pretty; lolita standards seem crazy though so its intimidating.
>>5974954
In times like that I found the best thing to do was get stoned and turn on NGE.
>>5974958
>being with ftms
>>5974965
Trip on, me
>>5974971
>tfw foot size 8.5
>>5974975
Should i watch NGE on LSD ?
>>5974971
>tfw hon by all accounts and will never pass
>>5974797
Girl you know you look good so....
>>5974975
i sat and studied the threads and coord help stuff as much as i could to get a feel for how it all works. asked questions in ita threads and such too to be able to spot mistakes. i still feel like im subpar at the fashion but at the same time i feel like i can at least make a decent coord. its a lot of work but its all so pretty its worth it.
If I've been here for 9 months but am still too scared to transition, does that mean I'm not really trans?
>>5974797
Ayyyy lmao
>>5974988
According the isla, you should stop transition
>>5974997
it just means you're cautious or have anxiety problems or commitment problems or you have a lot of self doubt. If you feel like you're trans you probably are.
>>5974971
>tfw foot size 10, 5'10", wide shouldered, big headed megahon
>>5974975
I mean, I could get better about it, but in a few weeks I'm done and it doesn't matter anymore. Good habits are hard to keep up when I'm doing well in the class without showing up.
>>5974997
I was scared of transition for several years.
>>5974997
I'm no expert, but it sounds to me like you're just a scared trans person.
>>5975000
i already have, i havent taken hormones since january
>>5975014
Cheska pls
I don't get it. My profile is fine but whenever I see myself in side reflection (window f.e.) while walking I want to cry.
Why do I see weierd scene boy in myself?!
>>5975017
i halved them starting in november because i was running out, then i just gave up
i don't even know who le isla is though
>>5975004
I made a new skype and forgot to tell anyone
Clairestrogen
Imma make a kik soon
>>5975020
My side profile is fucked as well
That's why I'm getting my jaw and chin redone.
Also getting rhino
>>5975020
because the person who will judge yourself with the most inaccuracy is yourself
>>5974986
Yes, watching NGE on LSD is pretty amazing. I used to start it on ep1 and drop the acid around ep2, Id end up tripping hard by about ep5 and have mostly come down by the second half of EoE. The last time I did it, I waited until I was already tripping and then did ep8-EoE(I also cut out ep25/26), I was able to be tripping pretty hard through the entire show that way, very enjoyable. Next time I do it Ill probably start at ep1 and drop around ep6. I wanna include Ep25+26, Im just not sure where, I used to watch them before EoE but its kind of out of place, I kinda wanna watch the first half of EoE, then 25/26, then the second half of EoE. Still doesnt feel right because Third Impact doesnt start until a bit into the second half of EoE.
The first time I did it, it blew my mind. It drove my love of the show to obsession.
>>5975008
How'd you get over it?
>>5975025
I added you :)
>>5975032
My whole profile is fucked except for my forehead http://imgur.com/CjCBYF0
I got that fms surgery
>>5975031
Right now I'm going to small company reunion. Those people know i'm trans but don't know how I look. They still have my old look imprinted.
Let's see how it gose.
>>5974699
Just lurking around, at school right now and bored after from lectures
>>5975017
Naww Cheska actually stopped. She's the qtiest and prettiest boy I could ask for
>>5975039
You look like the female tourism teacher at my old high school, you look fine. I, on the other hand, have a big Irish nose from my dad that I need to get fixed.
>>5975048
If he wants to be a boy he needs to cut that hair
>>5975048
>getting reverse sissy hypno'd into detransitioning
Lmao
>>5974995
Pretty much this, thats how I approached my last cosplay too. Its nice to have a board that discusses these things with some semblance of authority, if you post something on /cgl/ and it doesnt get nitpicked then you know you did it right.
>>5975006
That's true. My uni has an attendance policy, is the most retarded shit, like Im in highschool again. Ive heard most colleges over here are doing that now though.
>>5975039
Your chin is great though.
I have this freaking lines and holes around my mouth when I smile it's even worse.
It's probably because my chin.
>tfw your hair is getting long finally but is also starting to get dry and crispy
What deep conditioner do y'all use or recommend?
>>5975065
You might need to lay off the flat iron.
>>5975063
That's because of the muscle, you can't really fix this
But don't worry, it's kinda cute
>>5975065
Mine's the same, i tried everything
Nothing really helps
I think i'll get a bit shorter haircut
>>5975063
What is Poland like? My grandparents left Poland for the godforsaken country I am in now.
>>5975062
That's really shitty, there's a similar policy at this school as well but at the least most instructors don't enforce it. The one class I'm skipping the instructor has basically made it clear he doesn't give a shit about anything desu.
>>5975066
It's not damaged, the ends are fine, it's just extremely dry and frizzy. It behaved better when I was deep conditioning but I didn't have a special purpose deep conditioner.
>>5975065
I use sheamoisture products but I think they're more for curly hair so idk how they'd be if yours is naturally straighter
>shaved my body last night
>run my hands over my legs when i get in the shower
>goosebumps
>STUBBLE, STUBBLE EVERYWHERE
FUCK BEING BORN A GUy
>>5975065
only shampoo three times a week, i use a majestic pure argan oil meme shampoo with a silk 18 conditioner, also meme oil, and then use a coconut hair mask from first botany. you might just do twice a week, i only do three times a week because of working out and being outside so much. theyre all pretty much the top rated products on amazon, works fine for me.
>>5975078
Why don't you use an epilator?
>>5975081
I'm weak. It hurt so bad I'd have to do it in little bits each day and it never felt like I was fully smooth even where I did clear my hair.
>>5975080
What do you do the other 4 times a week? Don't use shampoo, don't wash them at all?
>>5975078
This is a problem women face too. Stop idealizing women. Trannies are so delusional.
>>5975081
I use wax/an epilator and it's not much better
You still have leftover hair plus lots of ingrown hair even with exfoliating and creams
>>5975077
My hair is naturally wavy (see also: frizzy, messy), but I'll see if they have ones for my hair type.
>>5975080
Yeah, I only shampoo twice a week, although I use a drug store shampoo that's kinda harsh, but try to make up for it by using a Kevin Murphy conditioner. How well does the hair mask work?
>be genetically male
>identify as male for like 10+ years
>wonder why you consider yourself male
We've got ourselves quite the mystery here.
Hey, what do you all use to brush your teeth? I switched from common toothpastes to baking soda and a vinegar rinse.
>>5975086
I don't even get it wet on days I don't shampoo. Washing frequently is not very good for your hair.
That was a short interview ;_; think it went well tho, not like im interviewing for a high level position or anything
Also i keep smelling copper, am i having a stroke?
>>5975094
Common toothpaste
>>5975093
You should have tried my vegan gluten free artisanal shampoo. It's nice and gentle.
>>5975097
>Am i having a stroke
I sure hope so.
>>5975034
Pls respond
>>5975087
In 12 hours tho? There's no way their hair growth matches mine right now.
>>5975097
I hate to be the one to tell you this, but you're dead. You also have mercury poisoning. Your gums are also bleeding due to your drug addiction.
>>5975093
I use shampoo and conditioner from the drug store, it's always pretty good in tests and it's silicone free
>>5975086
depends really. the most id do is just rinse it with water, but iusually dont do anything. thats just part of having long hair, i know no shampoo at all is pretty popular as well with girls with super long hair. they just rinse it out and use some vinegar and juice or whatever to clean it once or twice a week.
>>5975093
carols daughter is an okay drug store shampoo that didnt mess with my hair too much, but then idk if such things carry over from state to state. definitely try and get a gentler shampoo though. the hair mask works great, probably one of the best things i do for my hair.
>>5975099
ive legit had water that advertised itself as being gluten free non gmo water.
>>5975102
depends from girl to girl, some girls have serious hair issues too.
>>5975101
sorry didnt read!
I watched a lot of transition storys on youtube
> violet4151, Stef Sanjati, Maya
These gave me hope that I can make it too.
I had a breakdown at my 22nd birthday too, when I noticed that I get old.
So I got my shit together and told a friend and a got an appointment at a psychologist.
>>5975075
Instructors like that are the worst though, is he a shitty teacher?
>>5975103
That's how I wanna go.
Whatsup senpai? I'm thinking about transitioning, but I got pretty fat from depressed overeating. I started off at 313 lbs, but i've been losing weight from diet and cardio. What would be an ideal weight to start HRT? Ideally I'd like to start ASAP
>>5974971
>tfw hon
>>5975102
Give it time, it will slow down a lot.
>>5975099
>tfw gluten in my shampoo
No wonder my hair is so bad feeling ;_;
>>5975104
Yeah, I used to use salon brand shampoo, but I really didn't find it did a better job, it used the same detergents and everything so idk. I go for cheaper where it makes sense.
>>5975114
He is, he's actually kind of a dick, I would hate to be in his class if I didn't understand the material given he isn't that friendly.
He's not the worst I had this term though, I dropped my monogame class because the instructor couldn't even remember which class he was teaching half the time, would go on tangents, and I shit you not: he was teaching a class on C# and very clearly didn't know C#. He would Google his syntax errors in the middle of lessons.
>>5975065
I also growing my hair out again. I recommend you get some type of oil for your hair, this is something you can spread on your hair ends when you get out of the shower and your hair is still wet.
Coconut oil could do wonders.
Conditioning is good but not enough.
>>5974971
On a long enough timeline everyone is a hon.
>>5974927
Thanks. It means a lot.
I hope you find happiness too.
I was just browsing /r9k/,when I read this :
" You all have mental illnesses. You're degenerates.
You look at women and think it's all just an act. You see femininity as a play that you can perform.
You will never be that. You are men pretending to be women, and that is the end of it.
You will never bear children. Your bodies will be mutilated, and even if you look nice when you're young, your mannish features will creep back in and you'll look shit by the time you're 50.
You can hold out hope than somebody might love you in a real way, but it'll never be a normal love. It'll be you both settling for each other; degenerates attracting each other.
You'll never be housewives with kids. You're a failure as men and women.
The only people who will tell you that you 'pass' are internet freaks who want to fuck you. Nobody in the real world is fooled by your voice, your masculine jaw line, flat ass, man hips, etc. Try and give me examples that I'm wrong. They're all men that look like bad Barbie dolls. Again, you don't know what it is to be a woman and you're just pretending. Badly.
Realistically speaking, you really should just kill yourselves."
I've tried everything to rid myself of gender dysphoria before accepting that I'm trans, and I've never harmed anyone by being this way. So why is it that people can have so much hate? I am genuinely baffled. I understand a lot of the things that /pol/acks get angry about, but this just seems uncalled for. I'm also sick of /pol/ seeping onto every fucking board. I'm just so sick of everything.
I'm sick of being trans.
>>5974951
Is it true you and Sophie fug?
Story time
>roommates all hate eachother
>I basically play middle man to it all
>dont really get involved because they're all mad at eachother over drugs
>two of my roommates are really inconsiderate and i share a bathroom with them
>the other two lock their door when they're gone because they dont trust the others to not steal their weed
>so i cant ever go to the bathroom because mine is in use and the other is locked
>roommate with car drives other roommate to work every day
>wont drive me like one out of four days a week because she knows i can jog
>I'm so sore today that i asked her to take me and instead of saying no she just skirted around things and now I'm two hours late for work and i dont think I'm even going in today
UGHHHH I JUST DONT WANT TO LIVE WITH THESE PEOPLE. Even the ones imo friends with are malicious assholes and they're all fuckin lazy druggies, I'm the only one working full time and i get like no help. They use my toiletries and drink my soda and theyre rude to my dog and i have no free time to do anything ever. I hate this shit. I just want to move to canada. I want to live with other straight edge people who dont have drug dealers coming over at three in the morning.
>>5975128
That's /r9k/
It's just one big
>REEEEEEEEE
They're just jealous you get out of your misery while they'll always be failed men
>>5975118
probably just time to adjust. you want your hair a little oily, thats part of what protects it and gives it shine.
>>5975122
the natural products stuff seems like a meme but using "all natural everything possible free" hair stuff has actually made mine improve.
>>5975128
thats literally copypasta anon, dont stress over it. people hate trans people for a lot of reasons, and theres really nothing you can do about it. if you really pick apart that copy pasta its offensive to cis girls too in my mind, so focused on one idea of being female. its very hard but you have to be able to not focus on other people being shit, just focus on you being better
>>5975128
The political pendulum is swinging back away from the absurd liberalism we've experienced over the last few decades. Internationally, the true right wing of politics is gaining traction. Regrettably, these kinds of simplistically rendered sentiments will become increasingly popular and mainstream.
Behind the criticism is a genuine lack of understanding, or preference for alternative means to transition such as psychiatric care or medication. There could be exceptions I suppose such as Iran.
>tfw no dominant ftm bf.
>>5975148
Those tits are a dead giveaway.
>>5975122
I'm not doing it
>>5975152
Transitioning is never a good idea. You were just forced into it.
When will someone just invent a medicine to make you "not trans? :( I want to be normal.
>>5975154
My desire for canada in my butthole and my desire for drug free friends are two separate things. Having either would be nice tho.
>>5975123
I'll look into that assuming some sort of deep conditioner doesn't fix the problem, I don't know what my hair needs at this length because I've never grown it out past slightly below chin length ;~;
>>5975141
Welp, if this next try finding something at the drug store doesn't turn anything up I guess I'll see if lush has anything suitable, thanks.
>>5975159
Nice meme famalam
>>5973810
>ftm
>manly
>alpha
>boy
You trannies are completely delusional
if you're mtf is it normal to have, like, an obsession with anal? i'm talking obsession on the level of you can't go more than a few hours without dildoing your ass or at least wanting to badly, and having all your fantasies revolve around being fucked in the ass.
how often would you say you do self anal play? do you ever wish you didn't even like it? how much do you think the idea of anal is wrapped up in being mtf? for example feeling like a hot girl who guys are drooling over and feeling, eating, fucking your ass senseless? or do you imagine it's your vagina?
confused here.
>>5975159
Fuck.
>>5975164
location?
>>5975164
I haven't in month and i'm not really obsessed with it
I wish i had srs so bad though
>>5975156
Why not? You should ;_;
>>5975165
Look that little wall of text you took off /r9k? All true, although it could have been worded a lot less hurtful. What you are looking foe here is slight improvements that make you feel better and allow you to function more or less normally, no magically turn you into a girl.
>>5975172
It just won't work
>>5975152
It kind of depends on why you're transitioning I guess? I mean lets be honest, there are a few overall reasons why you might push transitioning despite its high failure rate over other solutions:
1 - Experimentation
Practically an unlimited supply of people for plastic surgeons to practice cutting up genitals on. Allows those so inclined to research and develop ever more creative transformation surgeries and execute them.
2 - Exploitation ( political )
Easily marginalized group to add to the liberal voting base, which plays directly into their identity politics scheme. Even if they knew that 95% of trans people were going to be miserable, poor, and hated it would be to their advantage to push the most obvious and recognizable trans solutions. This just gives them another prop to wave around in their moral crusade.
3 - Exploitation ( sexual )
With online pornography seeing diminishing returns there are few places left for legal porn to go aside from things like trans. Trans have always featured in porn for the desensitized or porn addicted, oftentimes as obscure studio tapes or small ads in seedy magazines. With practically everyone watching extensive amounts of porn ( relative to previous decades ) the sexual value of fetishes like trans is higher.
I'm sure there's more but generally how I see it is if you're good looking you get to be a sex object until you age out, and if you aren't you get to be one of those angry ugly people that goes to Bernie Sanders rallies.
>>5975164
>if you're mtf is it normal to have, like, an obsession with anal? i'm talking obsession on the level of you can't go more than a few hours without dildoing your ass or at least wanting to badly, and having all your fantasies revolve around being fucked in the ass
I don't think so.
>how often would you say you do self anal play?
once a month
>do you ever wish you didn't even like it?
no
>how much do you think the idea of anal is wrapped up in being mtf?
Since this is the only way a lot of us can feel feminine when having sex with a guy it is definitely related.
>>5975164
>anal fixation
>>5975167
north florida
First time posting on here so hopefully I'm not coming off as a troll of something but Is it weird to not want breasts? I have had breasts since puberty, my doctor said it was related to some sort of disorder but I was got on hormones a year later right after my 17th B-Day and yeah they're a good size but like I'm kind of ambivalent.
I guess I never had dysphoria around my chest because I always had them is this weird? Does this mean I'm an AGP or not really trans? I just want a flat chest or be in the itty bitty titty committee like with just a minor lift to it.
Opinions and potential courses of action?
>>5975181
Give me your breasts I'll take them
>>5975178
sensible chuckle
who the fuck invited these retards from pol acting like they know us
>>5975176
>look at my shiny shiny tinfoil hat
>>5975192
Which part of what I said do you think is a conspiracy?
>>5975175
Real talk: there is never a point where it works, and you're well past the point where you're able to do it. You've been on hormones for more than a year, your boymode is failing, what's -actually- stopping you? Full-time when?
>>5975194
You know transpeople are like 0,1% of the population, how do you exploit them as voter base or for pharma money/surgery money ?
>>5975181
lose weight
>>5975196
I don't think I'm able to. I think I'm just fucking crazy.
>>5975204
It's not fat it's breast tissue. I'm not fat or even like the equivalent of husky
>tfw I realized Faye and I are Uranus and Neptune
>>5975215
So faye's neptune ? ^-^
>>5975217
Guided by a new era, Sailor Uranus acts with elegance!
>>5975202
Every % counts when it comes to tacking stuff on to LGBT. This is exactly why LGBT was formed to begin with. You probably know ever better than I do how a lot of the support for trans people died off after gay marriage was mostly achieved. Sure, they will keep the Ts around and humor them, but at the end of the day its just about using them as a tool. Trans people are commonly verbally or physically assaulted, as well as highly dramatic emotional wrecks - it makes exploiting them super easy.
It's the sexual deviant version of a starving black kid in africa or something. They don't necessarily need to reflect statistics in the area being filmed, they just need to be a handy prop. ( in this case to highlight the evils of the patriarchal cis normative trans/homo/islam/etcphobe capitalist hate machine )
>>5975207
Explain? I mean it when I say that life is not going to improve while you wait for hormones to work. Skittles aren't magic, social transition is a necessary step.
I get it, it's scary, you're effectively uprooting your life and exposing yourself to the world's judgement. It really needs to happen though, and putting it off longer isn't going to make it easier.
>>5975217
>>5975226
Hey elanna
Do you like movies
it's almost 4:30am here how did that happen I have work in like 5 hours
Goodnight / Good day to you girls, I hope you're happy today :)
>>5975227
I kinda wanted to watch sailor moon again, but it's so hard to rewatch 500 episodes
If you have a conspiracy theory, consider >>>/x/
Thanks.
Also, I thought I ignored caterpoller.
>>5975223
>implying trans rights aren't the next step towards cultural Marxism destroying America
I am broke and bored
>>5975226
As more time goes by the more I think that I'm insane and everything was a mistake. I know hormones won't solve everything and social transition is necessary. I've already destroyed my life and lost everything. I don't know if I want to do it again.
>>5975240
Might as well. What's the worst that could happen?
What if I am fine with being a boy and living as a boy in society, but also get gender dysphoria and hate my male body?
I am so confused rn, someone please help me
>>5975243
Take hormones ?
>>5975176
1. They're already moving to lab grown vaginas for cis women, the surgeries only help trans people who aren't going to be allowed to get the new neovag grown from their tissue for decades. Also this is payed for by tax money, no one wants more taxes.
2. This is kind of true, but were only exploitable politically because republicans try to dehumanize us, which supercharges the liberal electoral base, they also use Mexicans, blacks, and women, and could go back to gay rights.
3. A lot of women face having to do sex work, cis women still Make more money then trans women when in direct competition.
Cis women are way more exploited (i.e. They are forced into sex work unwillingly) because of trans people's nicheness lowering potential income as a slave
>>5975243
Pick a tumblr term that isn't 100% one way or the other and run with it
>>5975233
Why not watch the new series?
>>5975243
become a cute fem boy
start hrt
So my friend (not trans) grew up laughing at stories of his dad pepper straying the trans women that hung around truck stops and now he's pretty much my only friend. I feel kind of unsafe around him because I feel like he thinks like his dad a lot and he doesn't gender me correctly at all but I still hang out with him. How can I be sure he's not going to freak out and attack me someday? I'm supposed to be getting ready for him to take us out for pizza.
>>5975239
Same desu
>>5975243
Become a cute girl anyway!
>>5975249
Sailor Moon is still running? Jeez, I haven't watched that since I was a small babby child
>>5975242
I look like a dude. I don't feel like going to work and shit and getting shit there. I already know how the people are in this area.
>>5975249
If i watch something i want to see the whole thing
I'm almost trough the first series though
I've heard the new series has boys who transform into girls in their sailor form which sounds pretty cool 2bh ^-^
>>5975239
who isn't?
>>5975240
Of course it feels like a mistake, you're sitting in the same place and not moving forward with your transition. It's really not uncommon to feel that way when you're effectively forcing yourself to sit square in the middle of the gender divide. These feelings aren't going to go away until you bite the bullet and take the plunge.
>>5975243
You have gender dysphoria. Extract what meaning you want to from that, but you don't have to have social dysphoria to have dysphoria.
>>5975229
I do! What kinda movies are you talking about ^^
>>5975256
No, if you're ok with the role and not ok with your body you should just change what you don't like
Just take hormones and see if they help you with that
Maybe you'll want to fully transition after a few years though
>>5975258
I look like a dude too. I am still trying. Being stealth isn't everything
gib gf pls
>>5975160
>The Year is 2016
>A rogue Doctor has created a hormonal drug that could save hundreds of lives by preventing transgender suicides and rewiring brains back to their CIS configuration
>his test subject is brought to him by worried Christian Parents, who have turned to science for a cure to their sons condition
>the cure is injected
>meanwhile in the young boys mind...
Penis: I had to find a way to stop them from trying to kill me.
Transgender flawed brain: You've made a serious mistake.
HyperTestosterone Compound 88: Not as serious as yours, I fear.
TF: HTC88...
HTC88: Let's not stand on ceremony here, MR. Anon.
*TF charges at HTC88 and they begin to fight*
HTC88: Estrogen has cost you your strength, victory has defeated you.
*HTC88 begins to win the fight, TF throws explosive female hormones*
HTC88: Female hormones and blockers; powerful agents to the uninitiated... but we are initiated, aren't we Anon? Members of the Y Chromosome! And you betrayed us!
TF: Yes, you were excommunicated by a gang of psychopaths.
HTC88: I am the Y Chromosome! I'm here to fulfill puberties destiny!
*TF tackles HTC88 but is overpowered*
HTC88: You fight like a younger hormone, with nothing held back. Admirable but mistaken.
*TF uses his Gender Dysphoria on his utility purse to cut the dopamine*
HTC88: Ahhh you think depression is your ally? You merely adopted the Dark. I was born in it, molded by it.
I didn't see the light until I was already a man, by then it was nothing to me but blinding!
*HTC88 grabs TF out of the shadows*
HTC88: The neurons betray you because they belong to me!
*HTC88 punches a defeated TF on his mask repeatedly*
HTC88: I will show where I've made my home whilst preparing to bring justice. Then I'll break you.
*HTC88 blows a hole in the brain revealing TF's mental illness armoury*
HTC88: Your precious armoury! Gratefully accepted! We will need it.
*TF gets up, obviously weakened*
HTC88: Ah yes I was wondering which would break first
>>5975233
I'm mainly in it for the #relatable GIFS, but I used to love it as a kid. I'll just watch the new season.
>>5975260
Sailor Uranus and Neptune was already like something I latched onto as a kid, my mind would have blown if there was trans stuff
>tfw no bf to cuddle up at night ;_;
>>5975269
are you a hot nerd? i need a hot nerd bf/gf.
I wish I could have had some kind of sexual encounter before I killed myself
a handjob, a blowjob, anything
whatever, it doesn't really matter anymore, does it?
thanks for being my surrogate friends /mtfg/, it was nice knowing you
>>5975246
I understand that technology is advancing in the realm of organ replacement, but I think that cis people will remain the priority. A lot of the cost of this is going to be taxes of course, and hetero couples form a more lucrative tax base. I'm sure that if I looked up the numbers the income levels of trans individuals would be well below average.
Trans people have been dehumanized by the average political right, but mainly because the sensible conservative trans people don't talk about themselves very much. As a result most of the trans people that become known are the ones who are extremely promiscuous or show other excesses of deviancy.
No one should be forced to do sex work as far as I'm concerned. I've never done it, but my instinct is that its a demeaning job. I'm sure there's a bunch of people buying nice things for the relatively low amount of work they have to do from it, but I don't think its worth the price to the soul - whatever that means. It just feels like being a piece of disposable fuckmeat somehow tarnishes someone and leaves them less of a person.
>>5975269
There are no women here faggit.
>>5975278
godspeed anon
>>5975262
True
>>5975273
Your fanfiction sucks anon.
>>5975276
get a gf desu
>>5975289
>What if my friends ask me why I suddenly have boobs?
Tell them they have to grab something when plowing you from behind and you weren't sure they were up for grabbing your penis.
why doee everyone here have really stupid ideas about politics
>>5975294
girl love best love
>tfw Marina is the only one that puts up with my daily bullshit and suicidal posts
Thank you Marina.
>>5975292
but...
>>5975284
You have more going for you than I did when I forced full-time. It was unpleasant, but I would still tell anyone to full-time as soon as possible in a heartbeat. It's well past time, what's holding you back now is entirely going on inside you're head, you're more than ready for full-time.
>>5975294
good advice desu
>>5975296
Trannies mang.
>>5975296
mental illness, obviously.
>>5975296
such as
>>5975289
Tell them you have gyno ?
Most people don't really ask about it
I got bullied a bit at my old workplace about it, but they were assholes anyway
Idk, but you'll feel so much better, just try it
>>5975296
because you touch yourself at night
>>5975292
Oh god.
I remember now.
>be me
>be kid
>watch digimon
>this episode comes on
>usual male response "lol naked girls!"
>my response "wow I wish I was them"
;_;
>>5975307
somehow being a right-wing extremist while also being a tranny
>>5975284
Sorry to hear that. I am sure you aren't that bad. You can't look worse than me
tfw qt trans gf
tfw don't consider myself lesbian
tfw don't have to come out to parents because gf is technically a guy
smooth sailing until she chops off her dick.
>>5975300
>>5975304
I thought so
>>5975312
I'm a total NPR liberal, but I don't ever bother talking about it here because memers will just flame you
>>5975292
I always watched the ccs dub after school and friends bullied me :(
And now /a/ bullies me for having watched the worst dub of any show ever
>>5975279
Forced sex work is horrible, chosen sex work is fine, the only issue with it is its criminalization, which just like it does with drugs, leads to violence, crime, and slavery.
You're a peace of meat no matter what lower class job you do, and I see a lot of entertainment work less debasing then retail and some manual labor.
Also trans people have the lowest income of any minority, and also the highest percentage of college education. Literally the most qualified most oppressed group financially in the us and Europe. (they don't even carry the pregnancy productivity worries you have with cis woken)
>>5975312
I'm still convinced they're just being edgy, I can't believe it otherwise.
>>5975294
>>5975292
I know those feels
>>5975322
No more different that your typical uber liberal tranny.
>be me just now, closeted to everyone but my parents and therapist
>be watching tv with parents and sister
>suddenly trans stuff is mentioned on tv, how trans people feel, how rights are improving, discrimination, ect.
>could use the chance to discuss trans shit with them, hint to my sister, etc
>instead, suddenly my mom starts shouting 'haha that's a man, a fucking man!!, ugly freak!', etc at the tv
>dad joins in as well, both as if I'm invisible
>sister tries to tell parents to use the right pronouns etc
>they look confused then continue mocking the trannies
Well great, now I feel the worst shame I could imagine and like I need to die
I guess it's time for another evening alone on /lgbt/ with my old friend mr. alcohol
>>5975263
Idk. I love movies, but what type of movie do you like
>>5975324
Anyone with extremist opinions is probably an idiot.
>>5975331
Yeah but they tend to be far more entertaining.
>>5975325
I love your parents, they see through the bs.
>>5975325
Try coming out to your sister maybe? Only if you feel comfortable of course.
>>5975324
I've never met a super liberal trans girl, what conservatives call liberal is very far away from true liberalism, conservatives have just been allowed to become extremists and so saying you want a woman to not die from forced child birth of a rape baby is suddenly ultra liberal by comparison.
>>5975320
why are you depressed bb?
>>5975323
>tfw I posted that gif already
bby ( ๑ ᴖ ᴈ ᴖ)ᴖ ᴑ ᴖ๑)
>>5975315
i worry sometimes if i want srs or not and if my gf would still want to be with me if i had an axewound. ive already had an orchi too so theres always the depth problem.
>>5975316
i could post qt's all day and be happy
>>5975319
I agree. I could never manage to work a normal job for very long, but doing more personal service related stuff feel very good and I enjoy it a lot. The legality of it really is the hardest and worst part.
>>5975325
at least your sister sounded fine, did you come out to her? being frustrated with your shitty parents might be a good way to do it
>>5975319
I'm not sure the only problems are criminalizing it. There are certain issues pertaining to bodily health and integrity, as well as social standing. I suppose to some degree its going to depend on the circles you are part of though.
It's gonna be neat one day when the hons rise up though complaining about passing privilege and demanding reparations from the passing mtfs who exploited the hons on their rise to the top. VIVA LA HONS. UGLY TRANS ARE TRANS TOO. GIB US DEM PROGRAMS!
>tfw your dad makes fun of your grilname
>>5975312
some people actually plan on not being visibly trans forever anon
>>5975326
The English dub is hilarious, they rewrote Sailor Uranus and Neptune as cousins but left in all the flirting and innuendo.
>>5975330
I really really like well done historical dramas and war films. Sci-fi, thrillers and really cheesy cyberpunk stuff are some favourites. How about you, what kinda movies do you like?
>>5975348
Why do trans girls pick the shittiest names like jazz or some fru fru shit like that.
>>5975349
Easy pass, go fulltime.
>>5975338
Yeah, of course, there are only extremists on the other side.
>>5975354
its lauren is something wrong with that
>>5975354
Is Anastasia a shitty name?
>>5975356
Yeah right
>>5975312
About half the people I see post here seem to hate themselves, and constantly post about wanting to be bullied. If they form friendships in the far right they can both hate themselves and be bullied. Forming that connection will at least give them a safe place to live in that society, but not safe enough to be a hugbox. They'll finally get to have their nerdy bully bf that tells them "we're gross anon, we shouldn't be doing this" then has angry forbidden fruit sex with them followed by some tender long looks, touching, and nearly silent whispers about what life could have been if only they'd be born differently.
>>5975349
you look fine, cute lips and i like your hair. going full time really is important, and even though itll be awkward whenever you do it youll feel so happy once you do.
>>5975354
>tfw ur named Allahkzanderah
>>5975361
I like that name, i know a couple of cis girls who have it. usually go by anna though
>>5975347
Bodily health and integrity are handled just fine in places where it's legal, and social standing is what it should be it's a lower class to middle class job in the entertainment industry.
>>5975354
It's just another failure on their part while trying to be feminine.
>>5975351
I like absurdist humor, body horror, anything surreal, and yea i super love historical drama.
>cheesy cyberpunk
J...j-johnny mnemonic?
>>5975333
It's better than the english dub most of the time
And as a 6yo you don't really care 2bh
>>5975339
I'm just a depressed person, i don't feel too good and i'm so lonely :(
>>5975351
I know, totally stupid
They actually still were a couple in the german dub
>>5975361
I knew an ukranian girl named anastasia, it's pretty standart in east europe
>>5975354
A large minority of hons have stupid spellings or stripper names
/lgbt/ tells me Alice is stupidly overused even though I know 3 trans people called Zoe/Zoey and no Alices
Looking up a female name common for the year of their birth is the best imo.
>>5975326
It was one of those shows where they renamed everyone (except Sakura herself), and they got rid of the romance with her brother's friend. Watching the original was very odd by comparison.
>>5975349
Reminds me of me. Everyone says I should socially transition but I'm too scared and I just can't see it.
Idk what to tell you tho
>>5975357
Well in America, the most popular conservative politician said that women should go to jail if they have an abortion. The second most makes no exceptions for abortion, he wants dying from a rape baby to be the defacto norm.
On the liberal side, the most popular candidate in the country is a conservative, and the second most popular is right of European liberals.
>>5975349
What >>5975356 said.
What I'm about to say doesn't just apply to trans stuff, it also applies to life in general. When you want things to improve, you have to actually put yourself out there, you have to open yourself up to possible hurt, and you have to be willing to have it in you, even if it's only for long enough to make that initial push. You can easily pass and already have a failing boymode, and your life is currently on standby while you wait for something to force you to go full-time. You owe it to yourself to make that push, this stuck in the middle unpleasantness doesn't end until you rip the bandaid off.
>>5975370
Hm. Well, you seem pretty sensible about it. I can respect the fact that you present the matter civilly. I disagree generally about the value and presentation of sex in society, but I'll admit I'm a bit of a puritan in that regard and that it rests more on idealism than reality.
>>5975338
Kudos on actually answering that fear.
What would even constitute an ultra-liberal, anyway?
>>5975128
>/pol/ is just a bunch of childless single men that masturbate to anime. They will never make any meaningful difference to society.
>>5975377
desu forge me a plane ticket to Germany, I'll make sure you aren't lonely anymore!
>>5975349
You will be fine.
>>5975385
Sounds a lot like trannies actually.
>>5975349
You're fucking fine. This is what a never pass looks like in interviewish wear
https://unsee
.cc/doguzipa/
>>5975384
#no-borders
#superhightaxes on everything
#thoughtpolice
#deathofrationalacademia
The only time abortion should be legal is when it puts the life of the mother in serious immediate danger. The baby has just as much right to live, but we can't punish someone for wanting to live
>>5975397
It's the current year, why are these things not in place?
>>5975397
#destructionofcivilliberties
>>5975398
Nah ladies are allowed to abort whenever they want. Life isnt special.
>>5975382
I love you so much right now, Elanna. That was inspirational and very eloquent. Do you mind if I save it?
>>5975402
they are in germany, lol
>tfw you dream about having a loving caring gf that will never leave you only to wake up to nothing
>>5975398
u should be able to get an abortion without those terms but u gotta get steralised if u do desu
>>5975384
ARE
YOU
KIDDING
ME?
>>5975397
das fuehl wenn kein Nationalsocialistchekrautfreundin
>>5975403
DUDE
OPEN
BORDERS
LMAO
>>5975395
you look good, but you would look much better smiling. pardon my cliche sure, but its a meme for a reason
reminder where you live sucks but at least its not here
>>5975374
I've been wanting to watch some more surrealist and body horror stuff to see what it's all about, but the last time I tried to watch Eraserhead the person I was watching it with really wasn't into it ;_;
I did oddly enough like Dune for what it was though, so it's probably safe to say that I would like David Lynch's other stuff.
Also, watched Johnny Pneumonic a few months ago and absolutely loved it. Don't think I've seen a keanu reeves film that I don't like on some level yet, although I know there's plenty of people that would disagree. Do you have a favourite actor or director?
really makes u think huh? :P
yeah so thats why i don't bother talking about my liberal beliefs on here
>>5975398
lol fuck that, dont want the baby just kill it off who gives a shit though
doesnt even have aname yet lmao
>>5975420
Twin Peaks is good. David Duchovney plays a trans fib character in season two.
>>5975407
T-thanks o.o
Yeah for sure I don't mind at all
>>5975418
>my 4 year old was very upset
bullshit, like they have any idea of what the fuck is going on
>>5975397
Open boarder
Free healthcare
Living wage given too all
Increased taxes to pay for everything and level the playing field
Anything else that levels the field like, free housing, government created jobs
Things that protect everyone: market control, removing guns, removing religious rights to hurt your child or spouse.
>>5975403
Destruction of civil liberties is not a liberal value, conservatives think the liberties that hurt other people that they believe in, should not be infringed upon, liberalism is about protecting people. If keeping your kid from seeing a doctor because you think Jesus will heal him kills him, they'll make it illegal.
>>5975422
dont ever talk to me or my girlfriend's son ever again shitlord
>>5975432
I agree
Wild ar heart is a good Lynch film.
I think there's a time and a place for abortion, but it should be done sparingly. What bugs me is when you seen grown adults ( especially the educated ones ) pussyfooting around the subject instead of owning up to it. All the bs about how we're killing fetuses and not "people" when everyone past 12 knows how making babies works. It's really silly. If you want to kill people because they are inconvenient to you just man up and say so.
>>5975436
its not even old enough to care, what the heck lol
>>5975435
FAYE PLS MEIN SIDES
>>5975412
no borders is better
>>5975441
this, just kill em dead and bin em. Husk of cells, dont even need a tombstone just a biohazard basket
>>5975445
>voting for trump
Cucked
>>5975448
WE
WUZ
HUNTER
GATHERERS
N
SHEEEEIT
OPEN BORDERS IS "HUMAN NATURE"
:- )
>>5975451
ARE
YOU
KIDDING
ME?
hi
tfw 5'10 15.5 inch wide shouldered, 142lb permahon with only 38 inch hips and a 27 inch waist, and uk size 8 feet and look like a complete man in the mirror
>>5975409
You will change that PC.
You will be like mutti Merkel only better (I make a rhyme every time.)
>>5975435
Removing guns puts everyone at the mercy of the government/criminals.
The right to defend yourself against governments/criminals/animals is a natural right.
Not American liberalism.
>>5975435
The stereotype or trope here is that the society becomes weak and complacent, then gets its shit wrecked by a less technologically advanced but rugged society. AFAIK Germany is full of numale hipsters who can't even protect themselves let alone their girlfriends, and are being cucked right out of the gene pool by forcing themselves to pay for random arabs to fuck their sisters/daughters.
Survival and civilization occupy a space similar to the Icarus story. There is such a thing as too high a place to go.
>>5975445
Some chasers just want to watch the world burn
>>5975452
>voting for someone with no political experience
He doesn't even have a plan.
Hahahahahahahahaha
OPEN
THE
BORDERS
>>5975453
Hi.
You beat anorexia yet?
>>5975420
David Lynch and Akira Kurosawa are m favorite directors. Idk about actors. Christian Bale? He was great in the machinist. Honestly it might be Keanu
I adore him.
I'll watch Eraserhead with you ;_;
>>5975458
This, gun in every hand blow away the dickheads that start shit
No ones gonna take my wallet when they can't hold in their intestines
slugs not hugs i say
>>5975426
I'll have to give it a watch once I've finished the anime that I have on my to-watch list, it looks like I'd probably enjoy it ^^
>>5975432
>everything
Even Dune? :^)
I mean, I guess as a film I enjoyed it, but as far as adaptations go...
>>5975460
The elephant man is on my list of must sees right now though.
>>5975451
>Voting for Trump
Based
>>5975453
Hi ( ´ ∀ ` )
>>5975458
>Not American liberalism.
No it's really just crazy people in America. I'd need police approval to get a gun, and I'm somehow still alive.
>>5975463
ikr, stupid republicans, cant they see that BERNIE SANDERS is gonna save the world?? BERNIE SANDERS will give us free education and protect us from bad words and oppression. god save us BERNIE SANDERS
#FEELTHEBERN
>>5975470
Dune is the only lynch movie that isnt like...good? I still enjoy it.
>>5975469
B-but gun free zones work! Lets ban guns from schools! It'll protect the children!
I wish the mods weren't literally hitler so I could post a pic of a certain parisian concert
>>5975459
But Germany is doing better then every other country in the eu right now, it's the lower class that are suffering from the immigration, not everyone else, and they still end off better then countries that aren't like them.
>>5975452
You depend upon liberal ideas like minimum wage and subsidized healthcare though
>>5975460
My favorite too. I just felt such emotional watching
>>5975471
So why are you voting for him?
Please give reasons
>>5975466
I have 61 kg now
I "fixed" it. I was never this "fat" before tho so I dunno how should I feel.
>>5975472
ayyy whaddup
>>5975456
the next Hitler will be a tranny
>>5975474
TRUMP
TRUMP
TRUMP
>>5975484
a sexy one too
>>5975482
Against ttp, wall, guns,
Mostly because he is the only pro guns candidate who doesn't hate lgbt. Hitlery and sanders are against guns, cruz and kasich are against trannies
>>5975486
m-maybe
I just need to seize power
do you wanna help me?
>>5975479
federal wise i am a classical liberal m-muh states rights
state level i am third position right wing socialist
dont try and bait me kid u know my political opinions and i know urs
>>5975478
i cant find that comic of that person deciding where to go on a mass murder spree
so take this image instead
>>5975483
You should feel accomplished.
>>5975484
I don't know about that, Germany needs someone successful.
>>5975467
You love Lynch and Keanu.
Lol I do too. Are Lynch and Keanu Trans memes?
>>5975479
Germany ALWAYS does better than the rest of the EU. The Germans are a remarkable people with a remarkable work ethic. They do very well in technology and things like engineering. This isn't the result of some kind of daring social policy on their part - they were doing just as well in this regard when they were banning immigration and incarcerates undesirables.
If the results in Germany had more to do with policy than the people themselves then you'd expect similar results throughout the EU. Instead you have the EU collapsing on itself and people desperately trying to leave it.
>>5975470
even dune, for the reasons you said. as a film its fine, and when i first saw it i hadnt even read dune so any issues there were lost on me. and desu dunes not even really near my list of favorite books so it still doesnt bother me. but yes, the elephant man is really good. hit a lot of solid notes for me, and twin peaks is a very good series.
>>5975481
same, i watched it before i transitioned when i literally hated everything that i was and it almost made me cry. really relateable i think
>>5975479
The immigrants are probably mostly bad for lower classes when it comes to economical stuff
But it's also a big safety risk for everyone who leaves the house
Especially women and especially when you go out on weekends and stuff
>>5975489
>wall
You know that won't happen....right?
>pro guns
Yes because are country is so protected with are lax gun laws :^)
>tfw there is no way to vote conservative on immigration and liberal on LGBT rights
I don't want to vote for a dumbfounded power hungry millionaire but neither for an old lying hag. There's no one that is sufficiently moderate.
>>5975497
Me too
>>5975502
GARY JOHNSON
>>5975490
Will your new Reich have uniforms like the last? If so, I'll totally help if I get one.
Hail Sophitler!
>>5975493
i really love lynch and keanu too, so they might be. especially with the keanu dating a tranny stuff that gets posted a lot. but i think bale is probably my favorite actor who isn't dead, literally every part he plays is just perfect.
>>5975476
Idk, like I said, as far as being an adaptation or having a coherent plot it falls kinda flat, but I did really like the visual style, and the whole "ride the sandworms while 80s power ballads play in the background" was campy as hell in a way that I like.
>>5975467
I've never heard of akira kurosawa before, what kinda movies does he make?
Also, idk what it is about keanu. He's stoic as hell and that's sort of his thing but it fits for the roles he's cast in.
Do you wanna try watching Eraserhead synchronised sometime? :3
>>5975417
That's my natty face tho. ;-; also I'm neverpass IRL desu
>>5975435
>Open boarder
>Free healthcare
>Living wage given too all
>Increased taxes to pay for everything and level the playing field
>free housing*
>government created jobs*
>market control*
>removing guns
>removing religious rights to hurt your child or spouse.
I think I'm an ultra-liberal, then. Removal of guns aside, I at least conditionally agree with everything on that list, despite a certainty that unless such policies become near-ubiquitous, the main beneficiaries of wealth disparity will strip a place enacting such policies bare and leave.
dude i fucking hate conservatives and christians are sooo fucking dumb and backwards rofl im so happy to live in a secular post-theocratic soceity, oh hey i have a great idea lets let a bunch of hardline islamic conservatives who want to kill gay people and view women as dogs and import them en masse into ghettos so theres a 10% chance of them properly assimilating into western culture. sounds like a good idea :- ) all those christian minorties in the middle east getting slaughtered... uhhh..... they got what was coming to them. remember the crusades?
>>5975458
Guns aren't really the issue, it's the demonization of protection from them, it's castle doctrine letting you shoot someone on the street for feeling threatened, it's parents not being criminalized for having their children kill themselves or others because they leave guns out and loaded.
I wouldn't really worry about defense against governments, that's not a modern day US problem
I wouldn't worry about criminals, if you just changed the law to death, being shot on sight, or life in prison for gun ownership, they wouldn't carry a gun, or you'd remove criminals from the general population faster and make the crime rate plumet regardless (just like every country which has banned guns) I mean how many mass shootings have been stopped by non security personnel with a gun in the us? Almost 0?
Animals? Don't go fucking with a bear unless you're going to knife fight it to the death legends of the fall style like a real man.
>>5975493
I..don't think so
>>5975513
I would absolutely adore syncplaying eraserhead with you any time
Akira kurosawa was the director of seven samurai, rashomon, yojimbo, kagemusha, high and low, and a whole shitload of other japanese films - mostly samurai period pieces. He's heralded by many as the original stanley kubrick for his disciplined style curtailed to absolute realism.
I know nothing about politics
where to begin?
>>5975501
Oh the wall will happen. Its hilarious that Mexico is acting like it has a choice in the matter
Our gun laws are too strict. If I were dictator of the US I would eliminate the ATF, NSA, TSA. I'd also hang the directors of the NSA in front of Lincoln
>>5975506
I wasted my vote last election senpai TRUMP
>>5975516
Too much government control. It sounds good in theory, but in practice ot will be abused
>>5975521
>*fart*
>>5975521
Have you ever even met a muslim
>>5975489
>doesn't hate lgbt
>opposes national marriage
http://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/no-lgbt-people-arent-exempt-from-donald-trump_b_9318108.html
>>5975493
>tfw madly in lust with Keanu and absolutely love Lynch
Oh God it is a trans meme
>>5975540
>huffpost
?????
>>5975500
The thing that happened with the men attacking people on the subway? I'm the only person in my family that would use public transportation, upper class people are almost never vulnerable
>>5975530
>wall will happen
Nice delusion
>gun laws in America are strict
Japan would like to have a word with you
>>5975539
I was raised like a muslim,
prayin to the east
nature of my life relates rhymes I release
>>5975527
>if you make guns illegal criminals will stop breaking the law
You do realize its more likely you'd severely polarize the relationship between gangs/police even moreso than usual, right? That would simply consolidate the criminals into areas like the cartels operate in Mexico.
>>5975528
If he's anything like Stanley Kubrick I really need to try watching some of those, Kubrick is definitely one of my favourite directors.
>>5975548
Trump has said that he would overturn national gay marriage and let states pick and choose
>>5975555
Elanna Im sorry
>>5975521
You're embarassing yourself with those memes.
>muh extremism
>le make wall to make le america great again
News flash, acts of foreign extremism don't justify martial law. To you anyone who doesn't vote for Trump is for open borders and global islamification.
>>5975492
t-thanks I maybe am
>>5975529
Nobody in this thread does either, so you are doing pretty good I guess?
>>5975550
Typically when you want to make an argument in favor of social policies you don't want to cite places like Japan where they are facing an existential crisis.
>>5975464
open borders are a bad thing, a true socialist state should protect its own workers instead of undercutting them with cheaper foreign ones, good luck Comrade Trump :^)
>>5975067
That's what my 'injecter'/dermatologist told me. Do you think botox in some muscules would help.
She told me it could help but also told that I may not like after effects.
>>5975557
thats one of the american delusions. as a tranny, I dont give a flying fuck if fags can marry. hell, even most fags I know dont care as long as they get the same taxbreaks if they live together
its literally unimportant, which it isnt exactly brought up here a lot. pretty sure we dont have fag marriage in germany.
>>5975513
Kurosawa is probably the most well known jap director ever, he did seven samurai and yojimbo. theyre both ridiculously good movies and have been copied and their copies copied forever. seven samurai is a must watch if you really like cinema
>>5975515
iyou can train your face just like everything else, keep your lips turned up as much as you can and eventually thatll be your natty face instead.
>>5975527
if somebody is threatening you you should be able to shoot them in the street, and if your kid shoots themselves you do get charged, with neglect or endangerment or a number of other things.
and unfortunately no matter what common sense legislation you might want to enact nothing thats ever been done follows any sense of logic. it all just adds red tape and fees or goes off the wall and has the most ridiculous regulations you can imagine. people need guns in some form, and since theres never been any sensible regulation the reaction people have is to avoid any regulation
>>5975518
were not just being nice, youre a girl and you look like a girl so start presenting as one
>>5975561
made me hyuck, thanks
>>5975539
yes actually, i lived in this place called Dearborn, Michigan
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dearborn,_Michigan#Arab_Americans
black shaddah flags, white people fleed en mass, gay kids bullied, ive seen women be treated like dogs and hit on the streets, people advocating for sharia law(thankfully a pretty small minority though, us good Catholics put a stop to that).
i think ur the person who's only ever met a muslim once at ur college campus and never in ur little ritzy white suburban neighbourhood :- )
>>5975509
I like Bale too
>>5975549
It's also in clubs or just randomly in the streets
The big thing didn't happen in a subway though but in lots of the big party areas on new years eve
Like in very central places where upper class people go too
Also there's not only upper and lower class but also middle class and in the big cities like cologne, berlin and hamburg lots of normal people use the subway
>>5975555
I will also watch any kurosawa movie with you
>>5975567
Well it's unfair that people who are married get tax breaks and those aren't don't.
They should get rid of it tbqh
It's like giving a white person a tax break because they are who and miniorities get nothing
>>5975544
It is. I love Keanu. I hate Clayton out of jealousy
>>5975574
Please don't steal my memes
>>5975565
Don't be stupid
That's not unattractive at all
You could get fat injections to lessen some wrinkles but not the dimples
>>5975582
pretty sure they get tax breaks here as well, but Idk for sure
and married couple tax breaks are for the purpose of making parenthood easier. they arent a right, but an incentive to breed. they should be removed from marriage and put on parenthood imo tho, so people stop marrying for money.
>>5975588
hey i got on the front page of the internet too ROFL xD
>>5975588
it's too late, i've stolen every meme you've posted :^)
>>5975554
The us government is not something to be fucked with, this is like saying we're going to create a Pablo Escobar, you do know what happened to him right, he got a little too big, drugs got a little too big, and we crushed him with as an after thought. Gang violence is allowed because it's so low key it doesn't bother people too much, if it got worse, the Escalation could be incomprehensible.
>>5975569
Maybe you're right
>>5975567
It would be really funny if Trump haults sex reassignment therapy and reinstates clinical care for you lot instead. Maybe reclassify the definition in DSM as proper mental illness. That would be a sort of poetic justice since normal people don't give a flying about trannies either like you do about gays.
>>5975574
I've met multiple muslims and they were fine.
Because they're fuckin people. And denomination is not what determines whether someone is an asshole. For instance, you're so pale it hurts my eyes, and you're still an insufferable prick.
Honestly tho, having any religious denomination at all definiteky doesn't help people to not be assholes. If everyone could stop believing in magic sky magicians the world would be better.
>>5975593
>you do know what happened to him right
idk narcos season 2 isnt out yet
>>5975590
Gays get tax reduction but there's some stuff with heritage missing, also they can't adopt
>>5975591
Yume pls
>>5975592
I'm tired of making oc
>>5975598
Oh fuck off already. Do you also have a best friend who's muslim too?
>>5975599
>smug anime girl (30)
SHARE THEM
only the ones with inquisitive hands though
>>5975595
I dont give a flying fuck what they do in the US. its funny how everyone always says 'BUT WHAT IF TRUMP DOES X' maybe shillary starts gassing whites after the election? both things have roughly the same likelyhood senpai
>>5975600
>also they can't adopt
yep. we cant either cause we re considered mentally ill.
>>5975527
Afghanistanis and Iraqis defended themselves just fine against American troops with worse equipment than most Americans have (disregarding American troops' moral qualms with shooting their neighbors). People should not be punished for other people committing suicide or murdering other people. A gun is as useful as a bat (disregarding intimidation) without ammunition.
The crime rate wouldn't plummet, but the weapon of choice would(as with most countries that ban legal ownership of guns).American burglars tend to avoid the owners of houses that they rob, while British burglar dgaf. In practice this leads to physical altercations and rapes rather than just the theft. I would rather be shot than stabbed to death desu. Some people don't have the option of living in a bear free area. Generally most able bodied males can fight a black bear, but not grizzly or polar bears.
>>5975611
Idk if you can't after you're through with therapy and stuff
I mean you're kinda "healed"
I think i could be a better mother than lots of women out there who put kids into the world
>>5975567
The case that they used in the Supreme Court was a gay couple with two adopted children each one had to adopt separately by each parent, one of the children got sick and hospitalized and they banned the dad not on the adoption papers from visiting.
If you're going to ban abortion, create more of these adoption babies, create laws around protecting the family unit, and then have to count on gay couples to care for these children because cis people can just make their own, you need to allow for them to care for them by creating the family unit you cemented into a thousand different laws.
>>5975594
considering the majority of people here agree, i very well may be. itll be awkward but you really do need to
>>5975586
Why would you hate Clayton?
>>5975559
Don't be sorry, I understand that it's a big step, but I say what I do because I do want you to be happy, and that does require unpleasantness unfortunately.
>>5975569
Welp, more films on the to-watch list I guess ^^
>>5975579
OK, well, maybe one of these weekends in the evening we could watch some quality cinema. :D
>>5975616
too far
I don't wanna be fat, I want to be fit
>>5975618
Fat people and people over 30 shouldn't have kids.
>>5975611
>I dont give a flying fuck what they do in the US.
So you don't give a fuck about what's going on in the most influential country in the world? You'd be the sort that'd let your neighbor's house burn and then when the same happens to yours cry for help.
>'BUT WHAT IF TRUMP DOES X'
Those "ifs" are based on his own quotes. Isn't a large part of politics speculation and promises by politicians with official agendas or am I mistaken?
>>5975598
yes there are many fine muslims, but what happens when ANY MINORITY goes into one area and the process of ghettoisation begins? they REFUSE to assimilate into the greater culture. so no, moderate islam is NOT the problem, the problem is wahhabism/salafism which was a radical islamic ideology funded and prompted up by the Saudi Arabia. like, you've never lived in a community where the majority of people are all 1st generation immigrants from the middle east, i have. go to dearborn see how you like it. these people are RADICALISED and thats the issue. if westboro baptist church was the dominant faith of christianity and they started running around the middle east slaughtering muslims and trying to enforce biblical law what do you think the middle east's reaction would be?
and honestly? i like dearborn, great food amazing in fact im going to go back there very soon when i visit the senpai, the people are pretty great(when i was not trans and just acted like a boy).
every muslim ive ever met in like a major metropolitan area that was middle class was perfectly fine cool dudes, interacted with them quite a lot on a regular basis, cool dudes. very well integrated into american society.
also try not to insult people's physical appearance when debating
>>5975623
She is rumored to have dated Keanu. I just was honestly jealous. Weird that I actually felt it though.
>>5975626
But being fit requires drive and dedication.
>>5975636
So I can only be skinny again then.
So be it.
Or suddenly get a will to exercise again.
>>5975627
Last week i saw this girl in front of my workplace
I've met her before, she canceled school and lives from state support
She was in jail for assault for a few months
She was with her bf and her kid in a buggy
She was also pregnant (like pretty round belly, so pretty late in pregnancy) and slso smoking
Afaik her she also drinks while being pregnant
Some people just shouldn't ger kids
Probably shouldn't even exist
>>5975641
keanu is AN F B I AGENT
>>5975643
She did better than most here.
>>5975645
WHAT U GONNA DO FOR ME FOR THIS FOLDER DUDE?
Also faye if you actually think using guns to prevent shootings is rare, check out reddit r dgu
>>5975650
>>5975650
faye is le trickster
>>5975616
I am going to annex the balkans and make you their Leader or something. then youll have to attend central meetings in the capital and have to spend time with me.
>>5975618
Ive never met a stable tranny desu. I mean, maybe they exist. but I dont think opening it for us would be a good idea. on the othe rhand, foster homes are RIDIC shit, so maybe even a depressed tranny would be way better
>>5975620
I am confused about what this has to do with what I said? I am not against adoption. I do think that couples (gay/straight) should generally adopt together and both be considered parents.
>>5975630
I care about their foreign policy. I dont care about their internal politics unless it affects my country.
>Those "ifs" are based on his own quotes
then you should provide quotes
>>5975645
Johnny Utah?
>>5975651
Is actually kinda cool
Not as good as 4chan but still
>
>people unironically thinking any legislation brought forward by trump wouldn't be blocked by members of his own party
>>5975617
Wait I was there, what are you talking about, the real issue wasn't killing them or finding them, that was super easy. The issue was the Iraqi courts level of required evidence to convict , being bribed out jail, and a porous boarder. Like 10% of people we went after were actually Iraqi. None of those issues would exist in the US, we wouldn't have Canadians bought off by gang members to flow across the boarder to get a slap on the wrist for planting explosives on a freeway, and then slipping back across the boarder to safety.
Robbers are commonly believed to avoid home owners because if you break in during the day you're going to jail for 30 years and the entire book is thrown at you, assault battery kidnapping you'll be pleading for 30 years after they're done with you. You aren't saying that someone who breaks into places right now iland who is already mitigating his risks, is going to throw away their life because suddenly the chance that someone has a gun is reduced? You're more likely to be shot by an intruder using your gun then you are to shoot him, criminals tend to be decently good at calculating risks, or they end up in jail really fast and for a long long time.
>>5975664
>>people unironically thinking any legislation brought forward by bernie wouldn't be blocked by members of his own party
im gay
>>5975666
im saying most everybody thinks you pass and look like a girl and should go full time.
>>5975674
>implying Bernie has a chance of being president
>>5975655
I am glad you are still thinking of us little people.
Can I have your input on something?
>>5975690
of course!
>>5975686
Flattering pictures arent exactly truths
>>5975688
okay so your choices are
neo-conservative career politican and career criminal with socially liberal views
neo-conservative career politican with socially conservative views
man ur really convincing me not to vote for trump dawg
>>5975696
neither is self deprecation. the only truth when it comes to passing is in the reaction of other people, and youll never get anywhere if you arent presenting frequently enough to gain experience and move forward.
>>5975655
The overall point is, that the family unit has been baked into so many laws, that you'd have to fight thousands of court cases to protect those children and give them the equal rights a child with two straight parents would have. (This has been done, and in some cases they just changed the wording to spouse or another married term starting a new legal fight)
American rights have a corner stone in undue burden (Germany has this too to some extent), because this presents an undue burden on their family and the child, gays then must have the right to marry like anyone else.
>>5975648
I won a box of Champlain chocolates at work today we could mail that to you
>>5975698
My statement was actually directed at the alarmists thinking that he'll turn America into a fascist dictatorship, not at trump supporters. Once in office, every candidate in this race is going to be as toothless as Obama.
>>5975711
>gays then must have the right to marry like anyone else.
why?
they cant adopt here anyway.
I mean, I wouldnt mind if they could, I just wouldnt fight for it because it doesnt impact my life
>>5975670
My family is from a rather insular mountain area. Robberies are almost unheard of. Probably because any would be robber runs a real risk of "disappearing" should he be caught red-handed. Doors are rarely locked as a result. Can't say the same about where I live now. Leave anything outside the house and it's gone in a wink.
>>5975714
But if we get Trump it will actually be entertaining
Fug I posted in the wrong thread, let me post here instead:
Should I call the doctor's office if it's been several days and they haven't responded to my email to try to set up an appointment with their endo? Our should I just contact a different place instead?
>>5975723
And he'll build a wall to keep people like this out
>>5975723
>voting for people based on entertainment value
I'm really glad that your vote doesn't impact my life.
>>5975733
>voting for people based on entertainment value
but thats literally the most american thing anyone can do bby :3
>>5975730
Missed image
>>5975736
>Hearthstone shirt
>>5975735
Well, that's how they elected Reagan. That guy fucked up the entire world for decades. They can do it again.
>>5975736
I don't play hearthstone and it's not my shirt but it makes my boobs look good and I'm already a nerd anyhow so whatevs
>>5975693
I have a run coming up on 23rd of April. It's a 2 day ultra distance trail running extravaganza, with various race lengths up to 135km. The issue here is that you only get the goodies and the medal if you finish races with lengths over 49km. Anything shorter and you get dick (figuratively speaking of course).
I already have a half marathon (21.1km) scheduled a week earlier on the 16th of April.
So there are two choices.
Either I pussy out and go for a shorter race, which means no medal and no glory.
Or I man up and do the halfsie, and then go run 49km the next week and be forever crowned with glory and bragging rights.
What would you do?
>>5975641
Shut your whore mouth. Keanu is love. He is the personification of peace. He is the symbol of overcoming hardship. He is the the must emotionally connecting actor in American cinema
>mfw master debating
>>5975760
Honestly, I think the log in Twin Peaks had a better emotional range. And yes, I mean the log, not the log lady.
>>5975760
He also pounds Jamie's bp on the reg. Fabulously gay. I don't know how he ignores her huge hands.
>>5975760
keanu is love
keanu is life
>>5975754
>As someone who's not an American, it's baffling.
the attitude isnt for me though, because thats exactly what I expect from americans.
>>5975756
Id man up, simply because I love to get bragging rights.
shouldnt a week between the races be enough to recover enough to do well on the 23rd as well tho? I dont know how this works
I have faith in you tho senpai!
>>5975733
>>5975735
Obvious sarcasm
Trump has made American elections great again. What will happen next? Idk, but I am a lot more interested. Who would have thought we would have candidates implying each other have small penises in current year?
>>5975730
Good. Cartels are scary af
>>5975760
J O H N W I C K
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hey yea;;
>>5975768
STOP INSULTING KEANUUUUU
I don't even have detectable levels of testosterone apparently but I'm still about to t rage to defend my husbando
>>5975786
W H O A
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>>5975756
Let out your inner Jenner
>>5975664
>>5975674
it doesn't matter. the president is SUPPOSED to be unreasonable, that's part of the job description: have vision, have balls, lead. if the president were supposed to make compromises then we wouldn't need the office to exist at all since congress does that just fine by itself. compromise, by definition, is failure.
on this principle alone, trump and sanders are the best and only serious candidates.
look at it this way:
>option a: unreasonable visionary with no ABILITY to pass meaningful laws
>option b: compromising bipartisan negotiator who has no INTENTION of passing anything meaningful
both parties are currently making this choice. only in the unlikely case of a sanders-trump general does the american public have a meaningful decision to make.
>>5975791
harro :3
>>5975775
It's not the size of the hands, but what you do with them that counts?
>>5975783
desu john wick was a great movie
>>5975801
He sure loved that pupper
>>5975775
>huge hands
really? they aren't even that bad. in terms of tranny hands they are pretty small
Hiii
Do these trousers make my butt look big :?
>>5975809
RIP IN PEICE
>>5975797
Being unreasonable isn't the issue, the candidates don't have the confidence of their own party. Visionary or not, that's the mark of a bad leader.
>>5975798
Its been a while since I've been here, how have you been?
>>5975809
i certainly love my puppy, so i cant really blame him.
>>5975814
>tfw image got flipped
;~~;
>>5975725
Call them. Doctors' offices can be flaky about answering e-mails, doesn't mean they're bad practices necessarily.
/mtfg/ should i cut off all my hair tomorrow?
responde si vous plait
>>5975720
I mean the argument is right there I can try to reclarify it
If you let two gay men have a child, then the child needs to have the rights of any other child with a family, they can not fight for these rights, so their parents have to be able to be recognized as a family (which due to laws means a married couple)
Also, if you allow two gay people to live in a common law marriage, you need to give them the rights associated with being common law married, letting someone die alone on a hospital bed from cancer while baring their partner of twent years from seeing them is barbaric.
These cases are both absolute cases of right and wrong, and two of the cases which were used to bring gay marriage to the us.
>>5975826
if you actually want to try a hair style you should.
>>5975826
Detrans?
>>5975781
Yeah, putting it all on paper really makes it clear. It's do or die. April is going to be one helluva month.
Unfortunately that also mean that I won't be able to funpost here. Pre-race taper and all that.
As for your question regarding the recuperation period, the quick and dirty rule is taking an easy month off while slowly building your mileage up to usual level.
>>5975693
I have a question also dear leader.
Will you help undo my time machine so I can go back in time and make myself a girl?
>>5975820
not very good.
I got clocked and harrassed in december, I couldnt cope with it normally, and did dumb shit. and broke down pretty hard. I am a little better now. my bf put me on ads I still crash sometimes and have a lot to do which makes me stressed af.
I scheduled ffs for august and hope Ill be better after.
how are you anon?
>>5975829
that sounds very american though.
my parents never married either, was still no problem, which is why I have so much trouble processing it.
I do think your general argumentation is right though. and I dont disagree
desu, I really like your input on issues. I love reading your posts on everything serious.
>>5975826
Yeah sure why not. You should also hit the gym, get that beach body.
>>5975817
no, that's the mark of bought parties. most of the dem representatives who are worth anything support sanders.
only the sellouts actually support clinton; plenty of the delegates have actively ignored their constituents in overwhelming, landslide favors of sanders and just gone ahead and nominated clinton anyway, like in the case of Washington state, where EVERY SINGLE DISTRICT went to sanders, winning him the state by over 40 POINTS, and yet somehow clinton still bagged 9 delegates.
this is coming after heads of the DNC came out and stated almost verbatim that the very PURPOSE of the delegate system is to undermine the will of popular vote.
if anything, his lack of party support proves that his entire campaign platform is factually correct and morally just.
>>5975833
no i just want to go to a hairstyle i had before
>>5975836
ye
>>5975852
i've been hitting the gym for a month now tq
>>5975767
Sailor Uranus and Sailor Neptune are the greatest OTP of all time, prove me wrong
Pro tip: you can't
>>5975858
Let me tell you, it certainly shows.
>>5975814
sit on my lap, now
>>5975845
>a month
WOW that much?
maybe you should skip the 16th and just go for the medal then? I dont want you to be completely worn out at the end of the month ;-;
>Unfortunately that also mean that I won't be able to funpost here
you could drop me a message off board if you have the time/want to :3
Ill understand if you want to concentrate tho!
>>5975850
yes!
female childhood for EVERYONE
>>5975869
t-thats lewd tho
>>5975851
Oh, Im sorry to hear that soph :(
Keep your chin (or shave it off I guess?), things will work out.
I've been okay, school and work and then more school and work.
>>5975874
do it mang
>>5975876
>(or shave it off I guess?
naa my chin is fine
who are you anon?
glad to hear youre okay tho!
thats important
>>5975855
the whole point of the superdelegate system is to prevent landslide losses like McGovern vs Nixon
>>5975870
Ok I have the Y Chromosome blocker ready to use on the fetus
>>5975851
Yah we don't really decide on stuff in America unless it's a problem either, the conservatives tried to preserve the family unit with laws that have huge benefits to being married, even basic medical care sometimes, which is the only reason I care about gay marriage, if it was just getting married at a church I also wouldn't give a fuck
>>5975878
That was 2 years ago? Did you gain weight?
>>5975777
I have said that exact thing.
>>5975852
did sheen get her head shaved?
where did you get this picture?
>>5975884
nixon was honestly a REALLY good president
>>5975892
Should have been shot
>>5975783
>John Wick
Omg the puppy and Keanu on the bed!!!
Also Constantine
>>5975898
Tfw you aren't the puppy
>>5975899
>>5975894
have u ever looked into him beyond the watergate stuff dawg?
>>5975855
>>5975884
I'd argue the point of the delegate system is to stop trumps and trump like people, trump does not represent conservative values and is a huge problem even if he's elected, blaming it on delegates who by the rules can pick whoever they want is much easier on the party then having people who were elected to vote for trump jump ship and vote against him later (which is he expected outcome right now)
In other words, the party picks who it thinks will best defend it and/or has the most general electability, which is Clinton.
>>5975892
yeah and like, watergate is tame compared to what happens now with surveillance and stuff
>>5975880
You're favorite woodland creature
>>5975904
He ended exchanging gold for currency at banks almost single handedly, he did some good stuff
>>5975892
Nixon was a paranoid, insecure guy with a bit of a drinking problem. He managed to accomplish quite a lot, although shit like Watergate and illegal bombing kind of tarnishes his legacy. He is a really fascinating figure. I think we look back a little more kindly since the 70s was a much more liberal time (there's no way a modern Republican would create the EPA)
You read about stuff like him and JFK being friends before the election and it's crazy
>>5975870
Of course we'll keep in touch.
>>5975906
Sanders campaign literally broke into the democratic database and took way more voter info then Nixon did, and it was a blip on the radar
>>5975906
All of the directors of the NSA should be publicly executed
>>5975904
nam
>>5975908
I am sorry anon that doesnt ring a bell rn
I am so bad at riddles, this is going to be embarassing.
>>5975892
Nixon did some very good things, but also some very bad things. Still, he'd probably have gone down as one of our better presidents if he hadn't been too paranoid for his own good.
>>5975918
We could raffle the privilege and donate the proceeds to the ACLU and the EFF
>>5975895
>it fluctuated a lot over time because of my ex being a feeder that wanted me fat so i wouldn't run away to other men (i also wanted to dirty bulk to get tits and ass gains though).
What the fuck?
>then when i moved in with sophie i didn't have self control and bloated.
I am glad you're back on track.
>>5975917
yep but boomers hated him so you know
it will take a few more decades before he is given the credit he is due
also he was hot when he was a youngin
>>5975929
Then execute the directors of the ACLU and EFF as well and run off with all the money for ourselves!
>>5975895
but you were thin with kiwi why are you blaming her for you being fat now?
>>5975930
Challenge coin? I won't ask
>>5975915
You should check out crooked by Austin Grossman.
>>5975915
ive listened to almost all of his like, personal white house recordings that he had. he was pretty fucking based
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dbFzpq343s8
related
>>5975919
america's failure in vietnam was orchestrated by the CIA 100%. you can blame america for getting involved in vietnam all you want but you have to remember that it was a civil war not america just going in and carpet bombing vietnamese people indiscriminately. they asked for our help, we gave it
>>5975925
ya watergate ruined him
>>5975943
>>5975943
Yah
>>5975935
This is literally my favorite thing rn
>>5975930
>>5975943
UH
GUYS
>neverending political bullshit in mtfg
>>5975958
O P S E C
P
S
E
C
>>5975948
um okay. i think he's a fascinating figure, i don't really like him.
video that got me into his life (don't laugh, it's a pretty good interview): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=STr9NtF6fco
>>5975958
Maybe Faye was the one that uploaded that picture? (That or she's a dirty fraud, heh.)
>>5975959
Need more pics of trannies wearing MAGA hats
>>5975960
desu i never have and probably never will have any issue with the NSA or government surveillance
>>5975948
Nixon: The only place where you and I disagree is with regard to the bombing. You're so goddamned concerned about civilians and I don't give a damn. I don't care.
>>5975959
Political bullshit is the only thing that ever manages to get /mtfg/'s mind off dicks, though.
>>5975958
yeah faye did super sekrit shit when she was a radio person in the army
and got bullied by the big strong men and never at all blushed at their packages or anything
>>5975967
First they came for.....
The chain is only as strong as the weakest link
>>5975931
yeah there were a lotta problems, like they didn't want me to be friends with anyone that was male or talk to anyone male. then eventually i couldn't have friends at all without them having a fit, which led to me pretty much abandoning my steam account. oh also they forced me to show my skype logs all the time. also there was this one time where i was trying to look for friends on /soc/ (bad idea) but then tried to pretend to be someone else and coerce me into cheating on them WHILE PRETENDING TO BE THIS DIFFERENT PERSON. just so they could use it against me afterwards, FUN TIMESSS
>>5975941
i wasn't thin at all with my ex i was like 5 pounds more than i am right now. plus if you read what i said at all, i said i lost self-control
Lol Mister Kyle thinks his brain is female
>>5975952
>>5975966
Wtf is a maga hat
>>5975971
Their intelligence packages I don't get it
>>5975970
sometimes mtfg likes butts tho
>>5975969
I don't think you're going to win Yume over with talk like that, that probably just makes her like him more.
>>5975955
literally same lol. it rly us.
>>5975977
Make
America
Great
Again
>>5975977
>>5975982
>>5975981
L...lewd
just got home from school
I fucking hate driving, also running to my truck I didn't realize my boobs were bouncing around, too bad I am not passable enough yet to wear a bra because my boobs are kinda embarrassing me.
>>5975967
"yume"
>>5975979
Of course, I was referring to dicks in the expansive sense.
>>5975987
just go full time ya dummy
>>5975988
"Yummy"
>>5975986
not lewd enough..
>>5975984
>no black
>>5975989
like expand
dong??
>>5975985
>>5975905
she's literally committed treason tho
it has nothing to do with electability, it's about establishment power ignoring the rule of law and purpose of a representative democracy to suit their own cushioned interests. this should honestly be plain to see for anyone who isn't wilfully deluding themselves.
four years of trump will be less destructive than eight years of clinton. he will get stonewalled, whereas she will get her own pro-corporate, anti-public bullshit passed without a fight, and we will dive head first into another recession and spend six years asking "what the hell happened," and once again, the republicans will be saying "welp, you voted for another clinton."
>>5975991
lol not until I finish my beard removal
I can't go full time while having to grow it out every week to get electrolysis, that would be more of a hassle than its worth
>>5975978
yeah you would fantasize about running your fingers up and down their packages and getting your head all the way down into them
making sure to support them from the base so you had full control
>>5975974
Oh Cheska...
>>5975987
Wear one of those bras that look like an undershirt like the ftms do.
>>5976006
but mine are sore as it is, I don't wanna smush them
>>5975967
Until the gov finds out you were involved in the 1983 bombing of the American embassy in Lebanon
>>5976009
Yume worked for the CIA back in 1983?
>>5975999
How did she commit treason? The email thing? Condeleeza rice and Colin Powell did the same thing, and they found confidential information in there as well, oh senators do it too, and local officials, and basically everyone, so is everyone going to jail, or are we circle jerking here
>>5975987
Oh shit, he's back again.
>>5975974
We'll I'm gonna chain you to the bed and make you eat cheesecake for the rest of the year and I swear to God if you ever try to talk to other guys again, or if you keep flirting with bunz and grace, I'm going to choke you out with my girltinkler
>>5976012
Among other things.
what will u listen to when hillary wins
>pic related
>>5976012
Iranian intelligence
>>5976013
If everyone currently in congress were to suddenly be sent to jail I think that would be a positive step.
>>5976017
>tfw Edie will never lay down the law like this to you
>>5975923
Burr
Great Trump loss coming today in Wisconsin :D
>>5975987
Bro didnt u get fuckin banned
>>5976013
Stop being such an obtuse shithead. You don't get 140 FBI agents on your ass and the whole of State Department stonewalling them for some petty misdemeanor.
The bitch set up her own private mail server with the a large chunk of State Departments communication going over it.
>>5976017
How did you parents react to you becoming a girl btw?
>>5976033
it expired this morning and I ain't a bro
/mtfg/ DO I CUT ALL THIS HAIR TOMORROW OH WAIT IMAGE LIMIT
>>5976004
OH ANON, also the nice thing about being in shape again is being able to run a long ass time without heaving
>>5976017
OKAY I'M SORRY ;_;
i'll just go sub to wow then use my one month to get enough gold to make tokens to keep subbing again and again while ignoring you completely
>>5976029
Aaron Burr, sir?
sophie sucking on cheskas cheeto
http://i.4cdn.org/b/1459890770220.gif
>>5976017
Yes, but keep the hair you cut for a wig or something, it'd be a waste otherwise.
>>5976041
why are you cutting it?
It'll hurt its feelings ;~~;
>>5976044
Maybe....
>>5976029
I still have no idea ;_;
>>5976039
Nah bro its all good bro ur totally my bro, bro
>>5976032
after trump wins the election im going to specifically laugh at you every single time you make a post
>>5976058
Bear
>>5976020
only what the media tells me too because that's what life will be again
>>5976061
OH
I AM SORRY I AM DENSE ;_;
glad to hear youre doing well tho!
have you been around here a lot last year? I was barely around so Idk
but woodland animals are hard. too many people I know have animal names on skype or steam or teamspeak. that makes stuff hard
>>5976066
shhh it can hear you
but why cut it tho
>>5976066
Definitely don't toss it in the toilet, geez. Send it to me if you don't want it, hehe.
>>5976046
i dont trust cheetahs with sunglasses
>>5976035
So did the last two Secretaries of State, but please go on
>>5976013
failed to notify the benghazi embassy after receiving intel by an informant that the assassination was carried out by saudi-funded agents. nobody went to prison for ignoring the pre-9/11 warnings or even after the pearl harbor warning, so i dont expect her to go to prison for it, if ever, but she is a criminal and a traitor, and anyone supporting her is an accessory, whether its her staff, the delegates pledging to her, or the ignorant single mother who doesn't do her research before voting.
I haven't at all, just been pretty busy.
i love carol best trip I wish i was carols gf