Donut edition
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Previous thread >>5969544
>Donut
What ever happened to lain anon anyways?
:D
xth for this edition is triggering me.
>>5970799
Where are the anime girls?
Is it just me or has /mtfg/ slowed down a lot recently?
>>5970785
I really want krispy kreme now
>>5970809
Yassss
>>5970808
we've reached peak population growth for trans and we're all moving on and becoming normal
How do I come to terms with the fact that I'll never be cute?
>>5970808
because most anons are just kayla
>>5970816
There's a bunch of fresh blood though. I think there will be an increase in the activity eventually.
i feel so dysphoric today, i feel my transition has had literally zero results and i'll always be this fucked up in between thing. at least when i was a weird dicked feminine impotent guy-looking thing i only had to explain being a fucking secret hermaphrodite monster to my partners. now i'm a ruined nothing, i never was a man and i'll never be a woman. i'm just a thing. a useless pitiful thing, born without breathing or feeding reflex, reproductive function or proper genitals, why am i alive. this isn't right. i'm just nothing. i'm so hideous. i'm an abortion gone wrong. i can't stop crying. fuck.
>>5970826
banned
>you will never press your boobs against another girls boobs
>>5970806
I-I dunno ;~;
It feels like it's missing something
>tfw no public domain anime grils shmup assets
>>5970822
New blood reporting in. I've been on here every day for about 2 months, but only recently started tripping.
>>5970823
I don't really know what tell you but none of that makes you any less of a person
>>5970831
hmu bb
>>5970823
call your gf!!
>>5970829
For real?
>>5970834
>pet pet
I think i enjoy this too much.
>>5970839
say it's not her fault
give your reasons
>>5970842
born in 66
>>5970846
it's tacky my newfag friend, stick with just hannah
and have some sheik on sheik bae action
>>5970806
Here you go, friend.
>>5970842
Idk. I usually have "666" on my name in everything, kind of like a habit which is why I have 66. I guess I'll just leave it out.
>>5970850
fuck shiek
>>5970855
yes tell others to do thing
>>5970855
*chaingrabs you*
>>5970855
Congratulations. Tbh I never tripped before this on any board.
>>5970855
Tell me to read my papers pls.
>>5970796
she stopped coming here, shes still alive tho
>>5970864
go read your papers
>>5970868
What did she get banned for?
No one has died right?
>>5970843
I'm not a qt tho
>>5970868
>calling other people unhinged
>misgendering someone
found the shitl0rd
>>5970868
You mean "horrible boring" because they don't create drama out of nothing and are quite polite?
>>5970839
we talked a while but i'm really tired and rundown and idk i get my prescription this week and work stopped being a dick so all the stuff i was struggling against resolved and you know when you've been fighting so long, afterwards you just realise how exhausted you are and fall apart because you haven't got the adrenaline and fear keeping you going?
plus my face is disgusting, my body is a joke, my hair makes me want to vomit, i must spend half my waking hours removing hair its all too much for me i feel just so artificial and wrong, i shouldn't exist
I'm really confused.
I like male stuff such as video games, and I am fine with living as a male in society.
But then I hate boy clothes, and get dysphoria all the time, as well as hate my body with a passion.
Am I trans or not?
> tfw you watch one of your favourite music videos, and you realize that the girl in it looks a lot like you
> tfw you could be full time but you got to wait till the Summer because it's easier to wait till your done high school instead of try to explain to your classmates.
> tfw when you have to wait three months to a girl
Fucking hell, I'm just counting down the clock till a day I have circled on my calender marked "Become a girl". I'm just killing time right now and I'm completely miserable
>>5970882
Here's the song btw: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SUw_xMfF20Q
I look like the black haired girl, but without the spikes and with red hair
>>5970882
You don't even know what hell is. Try living until you're in your 20s without transitioning.
>>5970790
>and girls with dicks
no I wouldnt, what makes you say that?
>>5970870
I have no idea. Probably posting more fetishistic shit. Doesn't really matter, enjoy it while it lasts.
>>5970873
>shitl0rd
Oh yeah I forgot the anons who sound like they tumbled off of tumblr.
>>5970876
No I mean horribly boring as in completely uninteresting, deep as a puddle, whiney people with this forced cutesy posting that makes me think of overweight Turkish truck drivers erp-ing.
>>5970878
sorry to hear that, sounds pretty bad. try to do something relaxing to take your mind off of it if you can?
my usual coping mechanism is to hide, watch a movie, and get drunk, probably wouldn't help though.
>>5970876
Yeah. That. In an effort to cause drama and entertain faceless anons, fuck you danii. Not really youre great. Have a great day.
>>5970882
There is no such thing as government
HRT in my country. That means I have to work my ass off at a shitty job, and somehow have enough money to have a roof over my head, eat, pay for therapy and then save for HRT. It will at least be a year or two before I can even start HRT.
It feels so surreal that high school was only last year.
>>5970879
Sounds like it, yeah. You don't need to have every possible symptom anybody ever gets in order to be trans, everybody's case is a bit different. The gender-linked body dysphoria is a pretty strong sign, in any case.
>>5970882
Oh wow poor you being in high school still and not transitioning yet. Might as well off yourself.
My God they were right about the age of people complaining here getting younger and younger as time goes on. Can't wait until the first time I read someone complaining about being 13 and just starting hrt.
>>5970897
What country do you live in?
>>5970904
It's already happening lol. There are legit 12 year olds starting HRT now.
>>5970909
I mean complaining here and posting sad posts all the time. Its going to happen. Hopefully I'll be dead by that point.
>I'm only just starting HRT at 13 why oh why didnt I start at 8 I'm so manly!
Those will be the posts.
>>5970882
You can be a girl when you're not at school though, right? And I guess you could at least be a bit more femme at school if it sounds like it's just an issue of being awkward to explain rather than a risking-your-life sort of thing.
>>5970913
>>I'm only just starting HRT at 13 why oh why didnt I start at 8 I'm so manly!
>Those will be the posts.
But thats true since voice already starts dropping by 11 so starting at 8 means they don't have to practice a lot to get a high voice.
>>5970913
I mean i started at 16 and legitimately do not pass face wise
>>5970891
What makes you think the cutesy posting is forced?
>>5970913
It's already pretty much the posts with people who think they don't pass because they don't look like animushit
>>5970913
the good news is that because they're effectively cis, they will be too busy living normal lives to come here to complain with us hons
>>5970904
>Make connection with someone here
>The way they constantly complain about being ugly etc. and have no hope makes me think they're probably in their mid 20s or later
>mfw I start talking to them in skype on a more personal level and find out they're actually not even 20 yet and already pass pretty much perfectly
>Dont really know how to talk to them after that since I'm almost 30
It keeps happening.
is there an active tinychat
>>5970928
what age should i have started hrt to become anime?
>>5970932
Fuck off oddish you're not subtle.
>>5970891
People here have always acted cutesy toward each other, that's nothing new.
>deep as a puddle
How can you tell?
>>5970923
>A literal shit hole.
Which is?
>>5970933
Age is less important than genetics, you need to have 2D chromosomes.
>>5970930
>because they're effectively cis
Are you sure you didn't escape from Susan's? Because that's how they think about the insecure tards here.
>>5970928
Theres nothing wrong with wanting to be anime.
>>5970933
as a zygote
Shalom /mtfg/,
I don't really know where to ask this so you're all I've got.
I started HRT on the 1st of March, and I am graduating this semester. I have no plans to come out right now, but I am already "out" to the grad school I'm attending in the fall. There's about 6 months between the time I started and the time I start grad school...
Is that enough time to realistically be able to start living as a grill? Just feels like everything's happening too fast. I know HRT isn't magic, but it just feels like too much of a plunge for things changing over the course of a single summer.
I'm not super worried about passing; short Asian and all that, but I still want to get laser on my face at least and have been doing voice practice and whatnot.
>>5970928
>tfw not an animushit
>>5970941
can i flatten them with a hydraulic press?
>>5970939
South Africa
>>5970948
>tfw I'm the only latinamerican person around
It feels lonely, compadre.
>>5970943
>tfw ill never be an anime girl
>tfw ill never even be a pretty 3d girl
>tfw just want to curl up and die in my sleep
>>5970955
You're not, for the record
>>5970942
well its true, we'll become the new hons
>>5970946
>tfw i don't pass
>>5970930
>effectively cis
Already am darl, none of the young drag queens will ever know what its like to be a real woman
>>5970948
>South Africa
rip
>>5970960
Qué? Where are you from?
>tfw might have Klinefelters now that I'm looking up the symptoms
It would explain a lot. I'm not taller than average (I'm 5'7)z, but I have wide hips, long legs, my puberty didn't really do much, I had a bit of gynecomastia before starting HRT, my hair patterns are more female (have been before HRT, no chest/back hair, minimal facial hair, etc), I have problems with speaking, reading and certain school things and I have attention problems. What the fuck do I do?
>>5970943
Nothing at all
>>5970972
That looks really hot and sweaty. Can't be fun to be in there
>>5970945
You can start living as a grill whenever you get comfortable with doing so. You might want to present as female before grad school if you want a shot at people not knowing you're trans when you do start presenting as one, but otherwise I don't think there's too much reason why it /needs/ to happen by the end of the summer.
>ask my sjw tumblrina sister a question
>she just hugboxes me instead of giving me actual advice
I mean I guess it's better than her being a stormfag and calling me a disgusting degenerate faggot or something but come on, I asked you a question so I could get an answer not get hugboxed.
>>5970964
sheen pls
>>5970964
Where did you get my photo???
>>5970945
Shalom goyim
Today I finished making my newest comedy movie. There is almost no humour for an advanced mind like myself, but the goyim will love it (as they always do). It feels good to rule the world f a m. Now excuse me while I go bang that shiksa that wants my money.
T. David Shekelstein
>>5970955
You can have me if you want.
>>5970968
I appreciate your good will.
>>5970894
i can't focus or sleep, all i can do is thrash around in bed or dither, literally everything is pleasureless apart from talking to her and even then i'm not my normal bubbly energetic self, i don't know what to say
i got blood tests tomorrow (the first time i've had my levels checked in 10 years) and i'm terrified, not about the test itself, but if my surgery still is calling me 'Mr' and the nurse who does it is going to be the one who treated me like a retarded child last time. i booked laser and they didn't know who i was (8th session) as if they couldn't find my notes. i don't even feel real.
>>5970977
They have fans inside the masks to keep them cool, I believe, but yeah. (Still looks pretty fun though...)
Are cis males allowed in these threads?
Bi cis male, new here and I've wanted to date a transgrill for years. I have no idea why though. Thoughts?
>>5970978
Okay. Thanks for the comment.
I guess I'm just worried over the fact I kinda have a deadline on it.
>>5970995
Get used to this little word, "chaser" it is.
Andyes, cis people are allowed as long as they aren't stormfags from /pol/.
>>5971001
What exactly does chaser mean?
>>5970995
ey bby u wan sum fuk?
where you at I'm already hard
>>5971009
>>5971009
It means you want transgirls for their girl tinklers and not for what they are. This makes you a horrible human being apparently.
>>5971009
man who only cares about tranny penis
>>5971001
Funnily enough though it's okay to be /pol/ around here as long as you're trans.
>>5970904
I think it's mostly just that the newer, younger generation of trannies confuse passing with looking good. I mean you probably won't become model tier starting HRT at 18 but you'll almost certainly pass so long as you weren't extremely unlucky with puberty. You'll still get some breast development, hip growth, skin softening, etc. You're probably not gojng to become a 10/10 knockout slut but you will probably pass. Meanwhile people who are like 25+ have almost no hope unless they're Asian or extremely lucky.
And I'm not some bitter oldfag either, I'm 18 and I haven't even started hrt yet, I just have reasonable expectations for what it's going to do to me. My criteria for passing isn't to become an anime girl, its just to look feminine enough so that someone who doesn't know me would say miss or ma'am just by looking at me.
>>5970981
Aw man, I wish I knew that feel. My older sisters a TERF. Fucking why? I'm still not out to her yet, but she hates me now so I can only imagine her reaction.
>>5971015
Dfinitely not a chaser, by date I mean take out on a date not fuck. I'm not into it for sexual reasons. I want a girlfriend not a blowupdoll with a voice.
>>5971015
You take what you can get.
>>5971020
Here /pol is a code-word for hysterically insecure.
>>5970989
http://youtu.be/KxGRhd_iWuE
Idk maybe it's something chemical??
You can make it, it's hard now but surely it will get better!!! You've come a long way
>>5971020
If we didn't allowed people who hate themselves then this place would be empty.
lol, am I right? riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight?...
>>5970956
Shush, you're already on the way to being a qt
>>5970904
>My God they were right about the age of people complaining here getting younger and younger as time goes on.
Transitioning only became possible when the price of laser went down in the late 2000's along with online pharmacies to buy meds from. But that generation in their 20's who made fun of people that started only in their 40-50s are going to be made fun of by young mtfs who started as a kid when they grow up.
>Family I'm not out to says I need to get a haircut
Well I guess its time to get a haircut. Heres to boymode for another 2 years.
>>5971015
I wish the top part of that would happen to me.
>tfw just want to be loved even though you're a gross tranny
>>5971053
just tell them to fuck off, theres literally nothing wrong with a "guy" with long hair as long as they take care of it
>>5971055
Dinner?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wd15wAZjjy0
Reminder that Col Barcley hates you all
>>5971048
S-sorry, I guess you're right
I can't get this pink out of my hair
>>5971062
There's everything wrong with a guy having a long hair.
>>5971053
Say no? How much of a pussy are you
>>5971068
That's what happens when you want to look like Princess Bubblegum.
>>5971041
thank you, i appreciate it, even if half of my grandparent's generation in my family were tortured or died in Japanese concentration camps :^)
i'm sure the crisis feeling will pass tomorrow, even if i never will
>>5971055
Even if I weren't trans but a cis chaser I'd still definitely prefer the top row to the second...
>>5971052
The kids won't even care, once they transition they'll be stealth and not give a rat's patoot about trans anything.
>>5971074
she's hot tho
>>5971070
only if their goal is to also join the military
>>5971053
Tell them you're going for the wizard look.
>>5971075
My great grandparents met in the Japanese concentration camps, without those atrocities I never would have been born. Interesting stuff
How long will it take for my hair to grow out to my shoulders at least?
>>5971084
or that [insert famous guy with long hair here] is her rolemodel
>>5971089
took me about 2 years I think.
>>5971089
hair grows roughly half an inch per month normally
>>5971089
From a buzzcutt? Mine took a year and a half to get to where I'm at now
>>5971079
She's not even the hottest princess.
>>5971065
Based on your pictures yesterday, your a qt right now
>>5971101
Are you even a real human being? qt.jpg
>>5971104
hhhehehe
>>5971104
FP is my transpiration
>>5971079
It's never a good idea to emulate fictional characters. Just look at this thread.
>>5971110
I'm an ayylmao
>>5971113
I'll die trying to be a cartoon irl
I think most of you are pretty cute. Then again, I might just be a social outcast with a soft spot for weak, submissive sex partners. I want to start as a nobody and work my way to the top, carrying a harem of qts with me. :D
>>5971114
I'm calling the MIB this kind of bullshit can't be tolerated on my planet.
I hate /pol/
>>5971119
>>5971124
same
>>5971124
I have to kill you now.
>>5971121
Is this a chaser?
I hope this is the right place to post this, but I've always dreamed about being a girl. Like I don't want to transition but I wished I were born female.
My happiest dreams were the ones where I was a female during them. Does this mean anything? These feelings have been getting stronger these past months.
>>5971124
The cancer of 4chan t b h. I hate when they come to our board, it sucks
>>5971134
Yep.
>>5971134
That is so chaser
>tfw no bf and live in the middle of nowhere
>>5971136
Just transition now and save yourself years of repression. Or dont listen to this post like all the others and regret spending years being repressed.
>>5971134
I don't chase.
>>5971143
>tfw no gf and live in the middle of nowhere
>>5971138
have you started hrt at all?
>>5971147
What about regretting being a failure?
Damned if you do, damned if you don't.
>>5971147
I'm 6'4 with a man jaw, broad shoulders and a deep voice.
It would be a disaster.
>>5971150
Nope. Why?
>>5971148
Previous text sounded pretty chasey if I understood the concept.
>>5971075
Yay? :39
>>5971136
Transistion senpai. I was like this way from ages 12 to 17. Five years wasted being miserable. You will regret it if you don't do it asap.
>>5971138
I had hair halfway down my back. Buzzed it all off. Growing out takes forever. fml too
>>5971153
Well at least you're not delusional.
>>5971154
once accutane has done its thing and you stop taking it, start anti androgens if you can after that you should have no problems with acne ever again also the hair shedding will stop too
>>5971161
I wish I knew anon, I wish I knew
>>5971106
P-pls I don't know about that
>>5971160
Couple years wasted on my end, do it nerd.
>>5971160
Stop posting like you're some wise old sage. You're 18 for fucks sake and have all the opportunity to live life as a girl. I say this as kindly as possible but fuck off.
>tfw always a bitter hon and never pass ever
Feel like detransitioning. Constantly depressed because repressed. Not even sure if i like benis. How can i be trutrans and not love the peen? Think ill camwhore and shitpost until i an hero. Stress from starting the 2nd trade.
I can still pass when i start at 8 right?
>>5971173
>all this false modesty
You look like a girl. Stop trying to deny it.
>A closet can be a wonderful thing. It can provide a safe haven, a place that is yours alone, a place where you can be and do entirely as you please without any consideration for others. There is no risk of ridicule or rejection. Some transgendered people guard their secret possessively at given periods in their life, literally holding it close to the heart and preferring not to share it with anyone else. Among those who enter treatment, this is a fairly common part of the individual's early history. However, since the person is seeking help for transgender feelings, the comfort of the secret closet evidently did not continue beyond a certain point in life
>Once the individual begins to accept his transgender and wishes to reexamine options for transgender expression, the closet becomes a trap. As feelings begin to break free from the confinement of suppression-repression, the conflict intensifies between the desire for female gender expression and the fear of potential negative consequences. Clinical levels of depression and anxiety can develop.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_GzKCGCDsI
FUGGG :DDD
>>5971172
I finished my accutane but it started directly afterwards (a common occurrence). I've just started taking saw palmetto to try stop the shedding, but it will be a while before I go on HRT.
I hope that (pic related) is true, because I used to have such thick hair.
>>5971194
>cool.gif
>>5971191
Pretty accurate actually.
>>5971190
Look like and feel like are different though :c
>>5971173
For fuck sake.
What the point of this entire thing if even the successful ones don't even feel like girls
I'm off to go inject bull shark testosterone
>>5971131
Nah, they didn't insult me. They're just stupid
>>5971205
What do you feel like then?
Is it a magical feel?
How many threads do we go through a day? I swear I just went through like, five.
>>5971208
But you provide entertainment for the rest of us. Kinda like real life comedy relief.
>>5971212
So a lot like like this place?
>>5971124
/pol/ logic everyone.
>>5971219
Meh. Good enough answer.
It's time I stopped getting triggered by your sorcery.
there is a cute boy who lives in the apartment next to my friends and I DONT KNOW HOW TO TALK TO HIM !!
>>5971251
Just say hi. Works everytime.
T. Stacy
>>5971251
Next time you pass him, swipe your hair out of your face or over your ear and say hi.
>>5971251
Don't put him on a pedistal, he's a human like everyone else, so don't treat him like he's special. Don't forget, everyone poops
Attention fellow nonpassers who have jobs and lives
How do we do it
How do we go outside every day not being female
I can't stand it. I wear the wrong thing and I look like a fucking mannish clown. And I actually pass to some degree when I'm dressed well and have my bangs and hair on point. Passing worse would just make it harder.
It's some marvel of our brain maybe? Numbing us to the fucking horror of our existence for a while?
>>5971266
Hehe.
It's easy when you're repressed.
>>5971251
desu show him your bird folder
>>5971266
We don't, not for me at least. I am in boy mode until I have the money for surgery.
>tfw you will never experience wizardly travels irl
Why even live in this magicless shitty universe?
>>5971191
Where did you get this? I need to read more of this.
>>5971272
Boy mode would be even more horrifying? How does boymode not horrify you? I literally stopped functioning in boymode out of stress
What's up mtfg
Can you please list the pros and cons of :
>repressing
>transitioning
Thanks
>>5970785
The trigger is real
>>5971259
its hard tho im really nervous. should i just say hi and then he says hi but that is it? or should i introduce myself? that could be kinda weird tho if i have nothing to say ;~;
>>5971260
i wish i was confident enough to do this. i'm too scare
>>5971263
yeah i know !! its easy to think about but harder to put into practice for me tho.
>>5971271
._.
i don't have one, mb this is why i am bf-less.
>>5971281
>Suicide
>Suicide
Done.
im gonna go to a discussion meeting for trans, genderqueer, and non-binary people later tonight
ill make sure to bring back some fresh memes for you all
>>5971277
Because I'd rather be in stressful boymode and work towards getting surgery, then live a single second as a hon.
>>5971276
http://www.gendertree.com/Building%20Your%20Own%20Prison.htm
>>5971285
I hear some guys like shy girls though. Maybe just smile next time you walk past.
>>5971266
>get dressed, do make up, put on a dress
>look in the mirror
>"Literally, what's the worst that can happen?"
>"I could die; someone could kill me."
>"I probably won't mind being dead."
>go to work
I used to do that every morning, now not so much.
>>5971271
This post made me laugh too much. You've earned your place here birdperson.
>>5971284
Light weight.
>>5971290
I don't think you get what I'm saying. I'm not comparing or contrasting hon vs boymode. Both are nonpassing existences I referenced. My question is how the fuck do we cope either way? It amazes me
>>5971285
Are you gay yet?
>>5971281
>repressing
It's the easiest thing to do, you don't have to perform any major changes in your life and you can stay in your comfort zone.
Also, it's the safest road to suicide.
>transitioning
You will be able to be happy and you will achieve a harmonious relationship with your body.
You will lose some friends, family might disown you and you will have a lot of problems to get a job.
Idk you, but I would choose the scenario in which I don't kill myself.
>>5971285
First of all... what do you know about him?
>>5971307
It's easier to cope in boy mode because you're working towards a goal, without people judging you.
>>5971303
That sounds overly melodramatic.
>>5971240
Best of luck and all
>>5971158
Well one thing about these threads is that people just trash talk a lot with chaser, hon, etc. Mostly because its a bunch of spiteful catty losers with mental problems and self medication.
There are some genuine cute/nice people here though. I don't think checking up on them every once and awhile makes you a chaser. I think chaser means you are mostly interested in mtfs sexually.
How do transwomen age? Do we end up looking like hons no matter what?
ok. According to Psych
Turns out I'm not trans in the usual way.
I've been diagnosed with split personality disorder
I actually have a distinct male and female side fighting for control
>>5971320
Why do you keep repeating that like a mantra? Either way you're being perceived as a male, literally a nightmare
>>5971281
>repressing
Cheap
You don't have to take yucky pills
Easier haircare
Don't have to worry about whether you'll be dfc or megamilk
Boys (probably) won't hit on you
>transitioning
Get to be a grill
Get to chase transgirls without being called a chaser
Easier to get drunk
More socially acceptable clothing options
Won't get as many pimples
>>5971317
I know he has a nice butt. I've only seen him a few times, my friend says she never really speaks to him.
IDK what else ugh
>>5971335
good list
This game got some lewd outfits though. Just look at this respectable girl I came across managing her garden while I was planting in mine.
>>5971340
You know that's meant for the neckbeards right?
>>5971285
All you have to do is build a bird folder, around 2-3 gigs large, and then invite him over to watch the slideshow, he'll practically want to marry you at that point.
>>5971304
th-th-th-thanks
>>5971344
>not wanting to wear see through silk while gardening
You dont belong here.
>>5970819
*angie
>>5971348
birdanon, what kind of birds are most likely to get me laid?
>>5971338
This anime posting is so cringeworthy Jesus Christ :/ I'm going to bed, bye everyone.
>>5971354
love this meme.
>>5971328
That's kinda fascinating. IIRC that would mean you become a different person entirely when one side takes over. Tell us more pls I'm interested.
>>5971358
See you later alligator
Use birds that are snugly.
Check out this pimped out stage coach. It has exhaust pipes! #wizardgoals
>tfw u get ur new license and it has ur new name and says female
tfw you just want to be a normal cis girl but you can't
>>5971369
Iktf
>>5971368
Can I have a ride?
>>5971362
>tfw no MMO based on Oglaf comics
>native american snape
>where did you get that picture of me irl
>mother slightly superior
>draw me like one of your asian girls
>>5971374
hi im t6
pls love me
>>5971369
>>5971371
I am the king of chickens
>>5971380
who what where when why whaaaaa
i dont even know you do i
>>5971374
Yes.
>>5971382
wheres the screenshot folder for xiv i havent played in like year
>>5971379
No one cares about your chat oddish.
>>5971194
that sounds really similar to what happened when I had ffs
it's nice to have a day to myself.
i can't tell if mtfg is in a good or a bad mood tonight lol
>>5971385
EDIT: nvm fixed
Sleep paralysis didn't return, happy days! How has your day been so far mtfg?
>>5971297
>For example, if he prefers an androgynous appearance or wishes to pass easily in public as female, and his first experience with a peer support group brings him face to face for the first time with drag queens and others who, for whatever reason, simply look to him like "guys in dresses," he may feel revulsion and not identify at all with these people. He may even be confronted with his own worst fears about himself....that he too might never look like anything but a guy in a dress. An experience like this could result in further delay in facing his transgender issues, with possible further reinforcement of his prison/closet
Why is this thing so filled with truth?
>>5971387
I'm shitposting, not oddish
wait, fuck
>tfw no headpats
>>5970785
Donuts do a body good, apparently
>>5971355
I don't know, probably the Cassowary.
Boys can't say no to a Cassowary, n-no one can.
>>5971385
>>5971390
Good job
>>5971383
Where are we gonna go?
>>5971396
>Tfw
>>5971389
It seems to be a nice thread tonight, but i'be been paying closer attention to the blue jays game then the thread
>>5971396
>tfw no one to headpat
triggered ;~;
>>5971379
therapedungeon?
whats so good about tinychat's therapedungeon?
>>5971401
>>5971328
you could easily just have bpd
>>5971396
a boy used to pat my head when i did good once upon a time :c
>>5971396
> mfw iktf
>>5971409
I forgot to take my shield off apparently bluh this could have been a nice picture.
>>5971392
it's been pretty good. i think i needed to distance myself a bit from everything.
what are you up to?
>>5971404
h-how are those blue jays doing?
>>5971408
You're so pathetic oddish. Go on and keep claiming like you dont need this place.
>>5971415
What is this game even?
Does anyone else read these threads and transition success stories and feel pangs of jealousy? I know I shouldn't feel this way but I can't help it.
>>5971415
these are all extremely old. i tried to get back into xiv with an ex but she didn't like it. she hated paladin compared to prot in WoW
>>5971420
final fantasy 14
>>5971416
> h-how are those blue jays doing?
Up 5-3 in the bottom of the 8th, so thats good
>>5971348
>ywn watch a documentary pn the evolution of birds with birdanon
feels kinda bad m8
>>5971420
I ask myself that all the time.
>>5971423
Awww. Paladin wasn't the most fun to play for a while. It's a boring grind up until 50+. And yeah idk every time I try to get back into it with a friend I end up losing interest after a while. I need a waifu who's serious about it or something.
hi thread.. !!!!
hey, /mtfg/, is it possible to rock a cute type of aesthetic if you are like 6 feet tall?
>>5971421
no
>>5971426
t-that sounds good ya... g-go blue jays
>>5971432
hi
>>5971435
yes
>>5971432
hi isla, what up?
>>5971428
>tfw had a tank to heal who helped me from 1-50 then he ditched me when he found out i was a tranny so i hopped servers and had a cute transgirl friend that taught me how to play whitemage then she quit and my interest died.
>>5971436
i miss 14, PSO2 and WoW. part of me wants to try a new MMO but it's complicated. timesinks are poison to my mind.
>>5971415
>tfw no catgirl to pet on a daily basis.
>>5971443
not much, just relaxing after sleeping half the day.
Woke up naked though and decided to walk downstairs
right as i grabbed something my mom came home so i had to go back into my room.
was pretty lame
>tfw you realize you actually look really masculine just in a cute gay way
I guess I can get used to this
was my dysphoria just a phase? will it return? why doesn't my dick get as hard as it used to?
>>5971427
W-w-what
>>5971421
I know what you mean... this chick was successful, she nabbed herself a military dude
>>5971432
hi
>>5971435
yes very
as long as you dont do something dumb like dress like a boy because ypu dont thonk you pass when youd never have any trouble if you didnt do that
>>5971361
Essentially
The ny psych said the female half is going to win.
Since it's grown stronger all these years
>>5971445
i'm ok, how are you?
>>5971456
because ur a fagit
>>5971460
I see two main reasons on why she was successful.
>>5971461
Hai Gem <3
how are you sweetie?
I don't know what's worse anime posting or jrpg posting.
>>5971432
Hello!!
>>5971436
I don't blame you
>pay 15 bucks because I want to play it again
>play it a day and run out
>>5971447
Anon's had a hard life ;_;
What server are you on?
>>5971448
>not calling me your little kitten and petting me EVERY DAY
>>5971463
Do you agree there's two different people?
> tfw you hate chasers, but at the same time the thought of being someones fetish turns you on.
>>5971460
Looking at this just hurts.
>>5971474
iktf
>>5971466
Don't we all? She struck the tranny genetic lotery.
>>5971480
That's Danaysy
>>5971473
i was on Ultros but i moved to a japanese datacentre to get a fresh start with a better community. i stopped playing like over a year ago i think.
>>5971464
i think it's working
call me a faggot again mistress edie
>>5971473
I do agree.
>>5971472
this
>>5971416
Investigating tax fraud :(
>>5971472
Is 2hu posting acceptable?
>>5971492
lick my shecock fagit
become the sissy u want to be
>>5971496
where do you live?
>>5971503
wait wat
>>5971498
This brings me to a dark place.
>>5971472
Lean posting is where its at
>>5971487
Aw lame, I'm on Balmung so I was gonna suggest maybe we could try and play together
>>5971496
I'm doing well, today's been relaxing. How about youuuu ??
>>5971506
I live on a church pelt in california
>>5971512
>tfw no lean bf
>>5971514
if my internet was better i'd consider subbing and making a new character there or just transferring since all of my JP friends have quit so i feel like an alien there now. it's sorta why the game turned me off when i came back to it.
tfw in transbians with a girl you know from here but you don't want to creep her out but you also really want to cuddle
>>5971523
foolish gaijin
>>5971504
There's something wrong with you people.
>>5971527
ilu2 anon
>>5971527
Is it me?
>>5971514
Eh im feeling good as likke an individual right now but the people here still treat me horribly ;-;
>>5971531
its a trip tho
>>5971517
what exactly does that mean lol
>>5971527
iktf
>>5971530
Baka desu ne!!!
>>5971538
extremely right wing christian conservative.
I'm an abomination here.
>>5971467
Still sick and in pain, but I have the next two days off at least so I'm hopeful
how are you??
>>5971528
they don't mind gaijins if you understand basic instructions and actually tell them beforehand instead of being ignorant. i used to translate for my ex via linkshell during raiding because he had no idea what the fuck was going on.
>tfw you're a shameless chaser
>>5971457
you heard me
I really love watching documentaries
>>5971328
I'm not saying that's impossible but I'd get a second opinion from a different psychologist because that sounds like it could very well be bullshit your current psychologist is feeding you.
>tfw you will never be anime.
i want to be in a poly relationship with it being like
me = another grill < mommy domme
in power and well be like sisters and be good girls for mommy
>tfw you're just a girl who looks like a boy living in a trans world
>>5971549
>tfw you're a respectful chaser who experiences a normal human amount of shame
tfw no gf to touch boobs with
okay.....
i.........
i dont care anymore
>>5971538
i like that phone
>>5971560
That kinda sounds like fun.
>>5971536
Aww, that's terrible. Why do they treat you so bad?
>>5971523
I don't even speak Japanese so I could never play on a JP server like that :/ Are you fluent?
>>5971543
>Still sick and in pain, but I have the next two days off at least so I'm hopeful
Wow thats just enough time for you to finally find a bf.
>>5971542
oh
you should move
>>5971549
iktf
>>5971557
idktf
>>5971560
yume?
>>5971564
same
>>5971568
same
iktf tho
if i start watching anime will i turn trans
>>5971375
There is one, you've been playing it already.
It's 4chan. Think about it, a bunch of dicks serving no purposes
>>5971572
Im under legal restriction, I would if I could.
>>5971581
Yup, it's inevitable, you may as well order some tit tacs now so they arrive just when the anime kicks in.
>>5971560
gross
>>5971572
yah
i
want someone to ask me on a date
someone that isn't a much girl from the military
because i dont want them asking me anymore
>>5971584
what happened?
>>5971581
i watched anime and i'm still a woman
so
no
>>5971582
AYY BB WHAT UP
POST PIC BB
>>5971569
fluent in google translating and picking up the general idea of things via keywords. it got a lot easier when they added the autoword feature.
>>5971589
I would talk about it here but I don't really wanna on here.
>>5971581
Correlation doesn't necessarily imply causation, but there definitely does seem to be some correlation between the two.
>>5971594
ohh
np
goodluck!!
is it a time related thing? or you're stuck forever? i mean.....you can move with in the state-? or no?
>>5971559
yes and yes !!
I know how to make huge amounts of real popcorn (by the kernels) too, so that'd be comfy af
better than that we can cuddle all day while watching documentaries and eating popcorn and stuff <3
>>5971560
good luck with that anon but its probably not gonna work out like you wanted
>>5971550
m-me too, although my favorites to watch are about space and deep sea haha
>no qt to headpat and watch documentaries with
;~~~~~~~;
>>5971584
well damn
>>5971589
ye.
i just want to be with someone who wants to be with me and cares about me just as much as i do them.
>>5971610
>>5971610
>i just want to be with someone who wants to be with me and cares about me just as much as i do them.
WAIT
IS THERE TEA?????????
>>5971610
... did i miss something? Dammit.
>>5971616
>>5971617
no lol
it's nothing, nvm
>>5971631
.........
>>5971620
>But Im going to talk to my qt guy friend and gauge how he feels about me next week :/
threesomes?
>>5971620
>gem lives on the opposite side of the country from you
f-fuck ;~;
>tfw not watching documentaries and playing Kirby 64: The Crystal Shards with gem
>>5971560
That's probably a recipe for disaster since in general it seems to take unusual sorts of people to successfully pull off a poly relationship where everyone is happy with how things are, but logistics aside that sounds like it'd be pretty nice, heh. Good luck finding a mom and sister if you decide to look, in any case~
>>5971658
how
did you know o_o
All of you faggots need to learn life isn't about being a gigantic faggot and you shouldn't make your identity revolve around faggotry.
Its about cool robots
>>5971656
I will literally strip tease in front of him while swaying my hips if he doesnt answer my question on if he sees me as attractive or not
>>5970961
That's not how it works, most people who transition young don't really care.
This includes most people who transition at 20. This board is very special in how full of insecure, toxic, self loathing trannies it is. Most trans women just live their lives without feeling the need to compare their insecurities to people who transitioned older than them.
>>5971669
who says i do
my life revolves around people i like and playing videogames and getting high and having fun
>>5971421
yes
it's one of the things I hate most about myself
I can't make myself feel happy for people who have it better than me
probably to do with the autism, idk
I don't let the grief turn me into a malicious fuckbucket though
alison kissed my nose once
>>5971669
But I want to be the cool robot. ;_;
>>5971669
You're right I should detrans and be a fighter pilot before it's too late
>>5971683
>I will literally strip tease in front of him while swaying my hips if he doesnt answer my question on if he sees me as attractive or not
If he doesn't then tell yume to come along and strip tease also.
>>5971700
>not identifying as an apache helicopter
pls
>>5971700
Become a trans mech pilot.
That'll be fucking awesome.
>>5971668
next time I sneak into your house I'll bring kirby and we will play checker board chase
>>5971710
hmmmmm
I doubt shed go for that
>>5971713
>helicopters
Low speed, high drag.
>>5971716
Mech pilot is the next natural progression for future fighter pilots, especially if we become MACUROSS
>>5971718
oh god yes
who are you though??
>>5971700
It shouldn't be too long before the military changes things to allow trans people to serve openly / on hormones, wait for that instead.
Anybody got any transdar stories?
>friends with asexual person for years in high school
>already know I'm trans at this point but not transitioning because parents
>have this weird niggle in the back of my brain whenever I look into their eyes, sense some kind of deep inner sadness or secretivity
>they talk about how they're asexual by choice and they don't like how sexualised western culture is
>"well that's cool, imo, it makes a lot of sense... I've also heard of people who don't want to masturbate because they don't like their body or something, you know, like eating disorders, or depression, or... gender dysphoria..."
>"yeah I've heard of that"
>doesn't make anything of it, eh, whatever
>flash forward to last year
>they come out to me and a bunch of other high school friends as trans and are currently considering HRT (obviously gonna go with it eventually)
>mfw the memes are all true
>>5971718
actually wait I already have the game
>>5971730
oh and I should add, when I brought up the conversation after they came out they confirmed I was totally right in my suspicion and they're just super conflicted about sex 'cause of the body hate
>>5971726
Yeah I know, but being a fighter pilot is one of those things where you HAVE to be a perfect human being or they're not gonna let you do it. Even if they allow being trans and stuff it'll still count against certain jobs.
>>5971725
I'm that person that you had a really brief interaction with last week, you handed me a taquito
>>5971726
It should be an eventuality unless trans support starts reversing. You got an airline pilot now. She even dealt with the bullshit of getting a mental evaluation every year because of her "gender identity disorder" was considered an ongoing mental illness before it became gender dysphoria.
Grace will probably be old by then though.
Crying is so good for the soul. I should do it more often.
>>5971742
>Grace will probably be old by then though.
Yeah and I keep going back and forth on if I'd actually join or not. I'm probably not cut out for being in the military. Even if I have fun with airsoft and FPS games it's still like, not a life style I'd be any good in.
urgh next laser session in two days, gonna try using EMLA cream to beat my low pain tolerance and burn the shit out of this gross fucking upper lip, anybody tried this stuff for it before?
I just want it to be next year already reeeee why does it have to be so long between treatments D:
>>5971754
Just be less of a pussy.
Try whiskey maybe.
>>5971739
oh yeah!
arent you friends with chijo?
>>5971760
omg yes <3
>>5971506
Interning for a law firm
>>5971759
can't drink, GI tract issues
>>5971737
You could probably be a drone operator, though; maybe that's less fun than actually being in a jet though, heh.
>>5971766
awesome
dont bring the game tho bc I actually have it twice? Like I have it on the n64 and on kirbys dream collection for the wii
Hi /mtfg/
>>5971772
It's 5 am
Why are you awake ?
>>5971786
I don't sleep
>>5971786
It's 10 at night where I live :^)
>tfw been panicking thinking I only have 3 days worth of skittles left and am out of cash until a fortnight's time
>just found an extra pack of spiro and progy in the kitchen cabinet, had fallen out of the box
>>5971781
I could but it's a pretty terrible life. I was researching into it because they have a shortage of drone operators and when i was repressing I thought I might go do that. Turns out there's a reason nobody wants to do the job and that's because the job is shit. But because nobody wants to do it it just makes it even worse.
>>5971797
>yelled at while cooking
You need a pamphlet.
>filling out job applications
>boyname
>Gender: Male
It hurts
>>5971415
Hey, that's me!!
>>5971806
Hi little Yuki
>>5971804
somehow I expected it to not hurt since I'm not quite trying yet, but it happens anyway ;_;
>>5971804
i had a legit temper tantrum the other day because of this
>>5971819
Bed *
My mobile screen is going crazy
>>5971815
>First name
>Grace
>Gender
>female
>wait fuck.
>>5971821
I thought I'd be okay waiting until I felt like I passed and everything for full time but I'm getting real sick of not being Grace the moment I step out of my bedroom.
>>5971804
Surprised it asks for that. It can usually be inferred from name. And it should be irrelevant for most jobs.
At my current job I was sitting in the office with the store manager filling out paperwork on his computer in private. You know how you're asked to select an ethnicity you identify as for statistical reasons? Well I got that standard question and instead of asking for information he moves the mouse towards me to select it.
But I was really surprised when the same happened when it asked for a gender identity as well. And it wasn't him thinking I was a tranny, this was 100% pre-hrt short hair me.
...I wonder if he noticed how much I hesitated and if he read into that at all.
And this is in Missouri, a "no trans rights" state.
>/lgbt/ is making fun of maddie
>>5971819
>germany will never be any closer
bad feels
Anyways how are you!
>>5971832
maddie is fucking your waifu
>>5971812
Fuckers. Last time creeper shit happened to me i had to threaten to shoot his ass.
>>5971832
? Where is that happening, I haven't noticed any posts like that but I may have missed them.
>>5971827
They said they just needed it because they want to know what pronouns to use for me but like, I'm not gonna put down my boyname and select girl or something. This crap is just depressing.
>>5971836
Idk, i feel kinda nauseous, my head hurts and i'm still tired
So not too good 2bh
>>5971808
Hiii!!!
>>5971826
>>5971844
>stealing my images
>>5971844
You could put down Grace but select male and have them think it's a boy-named-Sue sort of situation.
>>5971842
the tinder "I laughed" thread.
>>5971812
>there's an entire community dedicated to messing with us
>and i have to deal with this bullshit because of how i was born
god damnit fuck being trans so much
>>5971849
How's you?
>>5971854
I want to bully Grace for having a girl's name and make her into a tough son of a bitch.
Tfw flashbacks of sitting by yourself in art class when you were in primary school.
Tfw feeling alone is just part of who you are.
>>5971853
I steal a lot of them, I like them and use them when you're not around.
>>5971854
I guess I could. My first general manager was named Jan but he was a big athletic dude so I guess it would be fine. I dunno I guess I'll just deal with coming out later once I've got my voice ready.
>>5971855
Oh; the April 1 image I'm guessing... That was pretty horrible.
>>5971864
>implying bullying would make me tough
I'd just go home and cry until you feel guilty and come confess you love me instead.
>>5971857
>tfw there will never be a mad scientist tranny to give everyone cis bodies that they want
life is dumb
>>5971848
Hey that makes two of us, I don't feel so great either
>>5971867
Jan ins a normal boy name where i live, not a girl name
Gem i found this on fb and i saved it for you here
>>5971877
Around here it's not. He's like the only guy I know with that name and everyone expects a girl instead.
>>5971874
One day I'm gonna get a robot body and be the Major at least. One day.
>>5971873
That's probably the eventual outcome.
But I'd still bully you. It'd be a tough, aggressive kind of love. Lots of head pats but also noogies.
>>5971875
I should try to go back to sleep
>>5971873
Does that work?
>>5971879
kinda hot desu
thanks beep
>tfw no bunny tier body
>>5971857
>How's you?
Bored, I want to go ride my new bike but it's raining and I don't want to die.
>>5971892
I need to try this and find out.
>>5971890
I'm probably gonna go to bed here soon as well desu
night qt!
>>5971889
T-tell me more.
>>5971897
>>5971892
Well boys like to feel like the dominant protectors and stuff so if you get all vulnerable maybe they'd suddenly get sympathetic and want to protect you instead of bullying you.
IDK HOW GUYS WORK OR BULLIES WORK OKAY IM SORRY
>>5971896
Yeah uh, please don't die. I'll kill you if you do. Wanna do something?
>>5971887
>tfw you want to be Major but look like Tanaka
>>5971901
Ok, good night ^-^
>>5971902
10/10 would protect, works everytime.
>>5971902
>IDK HOW GUYS WORK
Path of least resistance to someone to stick penis in seems to be the recurring pattern ime, but perhaps I'm wrong and this requires further study.
>>5971804
>job application
>boyname
>male
>get hired
>read employee handbook
>rules for grooming for males
>no makeup of any kind
>sigh ok ok thats fair
>hair must never be below collar
arrrrrghh i do my best to keep it up in a bun but i know for a damn fact that im gonna hear about my hair over and over again, just like every job before. i'd sooner quit than cut tbhon
>>5971914
>best to keep it up in a bun
pic?
>>5971903
Tanaka?
>>5971909
I hope it works.
>tfw you'll never reform a bully into your protector and become his pretty girlfriend
>>5971913
I dunno I haven't had a bf in forever but a guy has a crush on me right now 'w' Too bad he's kinda crazy/scary.
>>5971914
If any job wants me to put my job before my transition I will fucking drop the job on the spot. I'd rather be dead than impede transition. You do not fuck with my hair or anything.
>>5971914
ignore the employee handbook, your boss probably won't care
at my work they don't give a shit
>>5971902
>T-tell me more.
You're not supposed to like it, dummy.
I'd call you a boy but a girly boy.
I'd compliment your clothes but tell you would look better without them on.
I'd make you cook and clean and you would have to be the little spoon every night.
I won't lie I think transbians set trans acceptance back.
>>5971903
Tanaka Watanabe. Generic japanese dude on the show
>>5971903
Togusa?
>tfw your waifu doesn't listen to everything you say despite the fact that you're always right
idgi
>>5971902
>wanting your protectors to be dominant
Supportive and protective but not overly domineering is the best, isn't it?
>>5971924
>tfw no qt to protect
>Tfw taking care of and comforting yume
This reminds me of why I want to be a nurse.
>>5971933
>Generic japanese dude on the show
Wasn't he cia?
>>5971914
Well, you could go full time.
>>5971945
Post butt
>>5971931
>I'd call you a boy but a girly boy.
That's not cool ;_;
>I'd compliment your clothes but tell you would look better without them on.
That sounds good..
>I'd make you cook and clean and you would have to be the little spoon every night.
Okay so explain this
>You're not supposed to like it, dummy.
Because other than hurting me by misgendering me this all sounds pretty good desu
>>5971937
>>5971933
OH THAT GUY
Im impressed you remember his name lol
>>5971942
I don't mind domineering if it's done right too. Like I don't mind being given orders and stuff as long as they respect what I want/need. It's easy to cross a line where I have to violate them though if someone gets carried away.
>>5971944
People tell me I'm qt
and I could use a protector
take me pls?
>>5971946
Yeah one of two scummy cia dudes
>>5971924
Crazy/scary in a good or a bad way? Possibly dumb question ;~;
>>5971945
A wet nurse? : 3
>>5971914
>tfw wearing subtle make up at work and no one has said anything
>tfw hair has been rubbing against my collar for a while now and my bangs like to fall out of my visor all the time.
>neither the manager, area manager or regional supervisor have asked me to cut my hair despite being around food all the time
I've read the manual, if hair is too long it either needs to be pulled back into a pony tail or in a hairnet. I'm just waiting for them to say something so I can tell them I'll start wearing hair nets.
I guess it's still acceptably long.
>>5971954
>Because other than hurting me by misgendering me this all sounds pretty good desu
I'll be honest with you, I don't know how to bully.
I like being bullied though. I tried to play the bully here but I just don't know how to play their psychological games.
tc mods pls moderate
or make abby a mod
>>5971306
*internal screaming*