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>>5969470 #
Thanks, I try to be :3!
>>5969502 #
That's a fair point, I'm basically in the same mindset, I just wanna focus on my career now so I'm studying for a Cisco CCNA.

I'm also currently giving my friend driving lessons in my car! Here is the 1.0 Beast!

What are you focusing yourself on now?

>tfw a bf

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>>5969698

how?

>>5969701
I left gaygen long enough

cinnamon roll anon has been gone a while. do you think it's possible he's getting laid?

>>5969759
Hopefully, he seems really sweet AMD so does the other guy.

I think they're having a good long chat about it.

>>5969745
Good on you.

Don't bother with Batman vs Superman. It's meh-yet-entertaining/10

>>5969805
You expected more? Its a raw cash cow.

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>met a rich oldfag online
>took me to a few nice restaurants and wineries
>is taking me to theater tomorrow
>that's cool, I like theater
>tfw it's a presidential lodge
>tfw we're going to a cocktail party with the actors, director, and a bunch of art elites afterwards
>tfw his richfag posh friends will be there and I'm expected to interact with them
>tfw I literally only have one jacket and no ties
>tfw I don't know much about theater
>or even etiquette

I can't into being a sugar baby, it's too stressful, I just wanted a warm body to cuddle with. ;_;

>>5969816
I expected shirtless Henry Cavill and there was none.

>>5969822
You fucked up. Or didn't... be a good piece of arm candy.

>>5969805
Saw it.Enjoyed it. Had a few complaints. Not the worst, but not what I expected.

>>5969834
I did. I fucked up so bad. I'm not cultured, I'm not posh, I shitpost of 4chan 24/7 for crying out loud. My favorite food is cold pizza. I didn't even know that you're not supposed to put elbows on the table until recently. I think I'm going to faint.

>>5969858
Tell the guy you're doing this stuff with about it. Maybe you'll be able to work it out.

>>5969858
Pretend you're James Dean or Brando or some sort of enfant terrible in a play or something. Just have fun. Whats the worst that can happen?

>>5969872
>walking up to random folks with an English accent
>reciting cliche lines from James Bond

That actually would be fun.

>>5969889
I mean, he's the one taking his boy toy to this thing, he's probably expecting to be the talk of the room. Why not play it up?

>>5969863
I know. But he really wants me to meet his terrifying friends and I don't think we're close enough for me to ask him to buy me clothes. But I have nothing to wear and not enough money to get anything from the second hand store, let alone something VIP worthy. I suppose I could say that I'm not feeling well and ask to leave early. I won't even be lying, I'm already not feeling well.
>>5969872
>Whats the worst that can happen?
I could embarrass him in front of important people. I don't know what they're like. Maybe I could fuck up his reputation at work or something. Also, if this thing lasts, I will have to get to know those people eventually. I don't want their first impression of me to be that of a dumb cumbucket. I just know they'll think I'm not worthy of him. Best case scenario, his friends have young partners too and I can go and play with the other kids.
>>5969889
>>5969902
I'm too anxious and unassuming for that. Though I was planning on ordering a martini. That's still a respectable drink, right?

>>5969858
I don't get all that fucking made up """etiquette""" nonsense like no elbows on the table. Fuck that, there's no good reason.

Also
>take bf to fancy/expensive restaurant
>waiter accidentally spills water on bf
>other waiter comes by and says "do you need a sippy cup?" to bf

Pretentious cunts suck. You've triggered me, anon.

[spoiler]it was probably because I put my elbows on the table[/spoiler]

>>5969918
Or just let him know that you don't have any good clothes for such a high-end party or whatnot.

>>5969902
Damn right. Anon needs to talk about secret meetings and such. Commit to the role.

>>5969918
Just go as you are, there's no point pretending to be someone else because he'll just find out and be like "oh"

He's attracted to you anyway, I mean you've been acting yourself around him for now right?

>>5969918
FYI, you don't owe the guy anything. If you embarrass him, worst that can happen is a night that was weird for him and you... if he leaves you, at least that means no more awkward parties.

>>5969927
Sounds to me like you can't handle the bantz

>>5969927
>other waiter comes by and says "do you need a sippy cup?" to bf
jesuschristhowhorrfying.jpg
>>5969929
I did, he just said that I shouldn't worry about clothes. I got a little panicky about it and he got pissy at me and accused me of making excuses not to go.
>>5969934
I did. But I felt comfortable with him. His friends are a different matter.
>>5969937
I know, but I can't help worrying. Still, thanks for the advice, I really appreciate it.

>>5969678
MODS MODS MODS

CP

Is there a classy way to only date hung guys? I don't want to hook up, but I want to make sure whoever I get with isn't small because my mind has been fried by the giant dicks in porn.

>>5969951
I'd make excuses too, honestly. I'm not a fan of those kinds of gatherings. Too much work.

>>5969951
>thanks for the advice

No problem. Try and take it easy.

>>5969955
If their age is on the clockov, they're ready for the Klokov...?

>>5969950
It was kinda funny, but the guy said it with contempt. I guess I'm not patrician enough to enjoy having waiters spill water on my boyfriend and then insult him for their mistake.

>>5969951
mate have some drinks, have fun. The rich aren't as bad as you might think.

>>5969965
I was just fucking around, actually I happen to work front of house myself, and that's super unprofessional. Any good restaurant would fire a waiter on the spot for giving a customer lip like that.

>>5969951
Well he is probably expecting you to still be yourself there then, he likes you and he wants you to meet his buddies.

Relax anon, he likes you anyway :D

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>>5969956
That's a funny situation there, sir.

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>>5969826
>"batman movie"
>no big guys

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>>5969972
>The rich aren't as bad as you might think.
It's not just that they're rich, it's that they are the pretentious cultural elite. They deal art, direct plays, teach at universities, write books, shit like that. I'm a 22 year old college student and at this point in my life I only read what my studies require of me. I work at a fast food place. It's embarrassing. I'm really starting to feel like he is putting me to the test.
>>5969973
Thanks. I should probably stop talking about this. I'm just psyching myself out more and more.

>>5970009
The guy probably knows what he got into when choosing to be with you. So he's in to it. Roll with it and learn to relax.

There's no test here.

>>5970009
Dude if you want to be respected by the artistic elite, all you have to do is say the magic words:
"The fact that so many books still name the Beatles as "the greatest or most significant or most influential" rock band ever only tells you how far rock music still is from becoming a serious art."

What's the best body type for a bf?

http://www.strawpoll.me/7281154

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Have you pozzed anyone today gaygen?

>>5970099
Female body type

A guy said that he would text me for lunch later and it's been a week.

I'm giving it until this Friday before offing myself. In the mean time, what are some ways I can kill myself?

>>5970101
Female=/=bf

>>5970099
Jock supremacy!!

>>5970099
>twunk

All I could think of was It's Always Sunny and their talk about twinks, twunks, otters and bears...

>>5970101
>>5970104
Yes.

>>5970100
Sure have.

Guys, how do I stop myself from spamming the guy that might leave me for his ex with messages? I feel like the more pathetic I seem the less attractive I will become for him of course.

I don't have a lot of friends right now, because I've been abroad for a while and I have nothing to do, but to stalk his facebook, instagram and constantly check when he was online on whatsapp for the last time. I'm going crazy.

>>5970099
>no skeleton body type
misrepresented/10

>>5970120
That's too spooky. We don't need that.

>>5970113
Look pathetic won't help you. You just look desperate. If he wants to go backwards and go back to his ex, let him. They broke up for a reason... people only go back to their exes because they have good memories and it's easier than trying for someone better.

>>5970113
>qt stopped texting me
>he's probably not interested in me
>he's not even around anyway
>i guess my ex is my only option

:^)

>>5970104
The words in your question was confusing.
>what's the best body type for a bf
To get bf? I assumed female body type because most men are heterosexual.

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>>5970138
Stop putting bad thoughts in my head, you evil bastard.

I pretty much did all the things you're not supposed to do in these situations already anyway. I'm surprised he still writes me on his own.

>constantly write him really long messages
>constantly asking him to meet, to talk, to make a decision
>one day tell him that I don't have contact with him anymore, next day tell him I'm sorry and that I hope we will stay friends at least
>whine about what I did wrong
>whine about my shitty life

God, I'm pathetic when I get dumped. I guess the most pathetic thing is that I would take him back in a heartbeat.

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I literally just almost contracted an incurable disease while deassembling a microwave

that certainly would have been one hell of a way to go

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Berylliosis

>>5970156
>writes me on his own

I-is it bad that no one writes me unprompted?

How did you meet the person you're in a relationship with, if you're in one, /gaygen/?

>>5970222
why are you deassembling microwaves

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>>5970222
>only from prolonged exposure
>one microwave

>>5970248
kikebook, friend of friend

>>5970248
He smiled, I pounced

Relationships are a heteronormative society's way of forcing targeted capitalism. I refuse to ever fall for the chemical jew that is love ever again. :^)

Who
> tfw no bf :)
Here?

>>5970248
In a chatroom.

>>5970254
small but significant percentage of the population are overly sensitive to beryllium and can develop berylliosis basically immediately from exposure

>>5970288
>I'm gluten intolerant I swear. I mean, I've never been tested but I know because reasons.

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>>5970252

They contain tons of rare materials. I went for a walk around my neighbourhood and someone down the road had junked one for some reason, so I nabbed it from their bins.

I got:
Magnetron, HV transformer, HV Capacitor, 3 switches, a small light bulb, a slow motor, two incredibly strong ceramic ring-magnets, piezo speaker, a fan and a polarising sheet.

good stuff!

>>5970275

pls post a pic of ex bf
I'm in ohio and need one
I'll invite you to our wedding if it works out.

>>5970275
Lol your bf dumped your ass
Enjoy your super aids faggot

>>5970300
were talking like 10-15% of the human population
not unlikely that he has a beryllium allergy
he is gay which statistically was even more unlikely
>>5970312
dayum son
now you have everything you need to make something that generates microwaves rotates and makes a pinging noise when it is done

>>5970338
>he is gay which statistically was even more unlikely
..... wat

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Kik: Fenris96

chats/nudes/feelin' lonely

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Kik: Delsaber255

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>>5970338

im gonna use it to make a homemade arc welder eventually i hope

>>5970344

posting your friends' personal information on 4chan for a joke isnt that funny desu

>>5970344
spooky tbqhon

>>5970352

actually is just some hot guy on /soc/ in the gay kik thread

>>/soc/23577796


never seen such a handsome man on 4chan before

>>5970364

>hot

...I guess beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

>>5970364

>>>/soc/23577796

forget how to link it, oh well

How's your day going gaygen peeps?

>>5970369

Don't be a jaded jealous julia
That guy is at least a 8/10.

>>5969822
Do a shopping run on fancy clothes.
Do a quick readup on general theater.
Do a quick readup on general etiquette and act generally humble.

>>5970341
estimately about 5% of the population are gay
about 1% of the population has a wheat intolerance
iidklol im just using numbers to prove that having a beryllium allergy isnt particularly uncommon
>>5970344
looks like someone put niq back together badly

>>5970372

Missing my bf, the usual. Sexual frustration pursues.

>>5970381

>looks like someone put niq back together badly

This is accurate.

>>5970381
>looks like someone put niq back together badly

that's rude, he looks like niq after puberty

>>5970381
You do realize that being gay doesn't change the percentage of any of the other statistics? Are you srsly this retarded? Pls be b8.

>>5970388
playdoh niq
>>5970392
he doesnt look human
not even sure has a sexual reproduction cycle
>>5970400
..no...that doesnt make any sense
ur retarded for even thinking i was saying that

>>5970400
It greatly increased the odds of finding a penis in my butt.

>>5970406
>ur retarded for even thinking i was saying that
>he is gay which statistically was even more unlikely
namedropping unrelated statistics doesn't make it any more or less likely. This is what you were saying.

>>5970425
they arent related to each other and i wasnt saying otherwise
he was acting like its really uncommon to have a beryllium allergy so i was pointing out other statistics for comparison

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>>5970406
>>5970392
>>5970388
>>5970381
Ouch

I didn't ask for this face guys

>>5970383
> he wants me to start tripping.

>>5970318
He's pretty selective, only goes for cute guys. You'll have to try somewhere else, sorry.

>>5970445

>only goes for cute guys
>dated & dumped you

I wouldn't have any problem since I'm not a ginger.

>>5970445
>only goes for skinny fat pug face gingers

>tfw you messed up a chance at something serious with a cute 10/10 fem

>>5970499
>>5970495
You guys are so sweet. <3 mental health is back to normal, so try harder.

>>5970514
story of my life

>>5970499
Well now I feel bad

>>5970522
Did you shag on the first date and get ghosted too?

>>5970522

are you talking about swede?
are you jealous of rugby?

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Halp I've fallen and I can't get my pants up.

>>5970535
this is rapey

>>5970535
>steal pants
>???
>profit

>see qt guy in chaturbate with 2 friends playing games nude

>all straight and never fool around, just fondle their soft cocks and be boring

What's the fucking point?

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>>5970541
is this rapey too?

Anyone wanna listen to gothic rock w/ Myspace pics with me?
Gatch, I know you're not sad now or whatever, but how's about it?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KWvc4VUNz0Y

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>>5970562

NO, you're so weird. Why cant you just be normal and get over your mental illness?

>>5970558
too fat to be hitler

>>5970553
Share the link please

>>5970352

madscienceanon, you're a crazy motherfucker

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oldest / youngested you'd date, go!

>>5970569
are you tsundere?

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>>5970582

>>5970584
27 / 40

>>5970584
16 - 17

>>5970584

13-48, it really depends on the person

>>5970578

Markjon3. Qt is the Zedd knock off that hangs out with them sometimes

>>5970584

21-34

10 years older than me is my max, and they have to be aging right

>>5970584
17/38

I'm 20

>>5970587

uh

>>5970584

21 / 30

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>my friend
>he's only 15 and has a sexy beard and thick eyebrows

>>5970584

20-35?

>>5970610
And a receding hairline

I've alerted the authorities about your pedophilia btw

>>5970584
12-20

>>5970617

>15 is legal age in my county/city in Ausland

>>5970528
s t o r y o f m y l i f e
>>5970531
seen + done a lot better than swede lol trust me family he is completely irrelevant to me

>>5970584

16-28

i like guys with beards desu

>>5970584
right now, 19-26

>>5970610
>This dude looks MUCH older than me and i'm 20

K i l l m e

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>waiting all day for twitch husbando to stream

>>5970569

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0PK2jKIuC8n

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MqxwsossmFA

>>5970585

Yes. Yes he is.

>>5970617
Tfw a girl and have a receding hairline.

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>>5970584

0-8yo :3

they're so adorable and cuuddly

>>5970617

I don't think that's receding - how much lower could it possibly be?

>>5970630
>I'm sad that I look young

Lol fuck you.

>>5970630
Looks older than me and I'm 30

He just looks incredibly old

>you will NEVER have a bf who implants bits of metal into his hand to give him enhanced senses

;_;

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>>5970643

most sandniggers do

>kids only 13
>cuts heads off
>kills guys much older than him

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>>5970645

video related

>>5970642
Looking young is only good if you're already old. If you're young and you look younger it's just depressing that you feel like a kid around your own peer group

>>5970610
He has the luck of being generally attractive.
If I looked 30 when I was 15 I'd have offed myself years ago.

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>>5970663

people just agedifferently

>13yo bodybuilder looks 17-21

>>5970584
If I were to ever fall for the chemical jew again, probably 19-22.

>>5970662

That's retarded.

I mean, being depressed about looking young.
That's like being depressed about having a symmetrical face or all your teeth.

>>5970668

thats because of the testosterone injections and slin tho

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>11yo gymnast
>body looks 17-22
>face looks 8-10

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who /alcoholic/ here

how the fuck are you supposed to enjoy yourself without drinking

Who else can't understand straight relationships ?

I just can't get the dynamics when I see one or understand why any man would want to be with a women ?

>>5970677

Christ, that's disturbing. Stop it.

How tall / small would you date?

http://40.media.tumblr.com/6c4c28daee52bc69442e848398281efc/tumblr_nxumkxIxOD1ulemmio1_1280.jpg

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>>5970722

5"2" - 6'6"

>>5970558
lol that's not me
I don't own trap socks

>>5970577
this ty

>>5970722
5 foot 9 to 6 foot 2.

>>5970707
Pussy game too strong

I never see straight couples actually have fun together.

>>5970729
>I don't own trap socks

Would you like to?

>>5970722

I don't know, but I feel kind of sorry for that giant.

>>5970722
5'7 (one specific guy) outside of him 6'-6'7

>>5970756
no

>>5970707
me. Both times I tried to be interested in a girl were disastrous.
First time I felt absolutely nothing.
Second time I thought it was a boy at first and lost all interest once I discovered my mistake.

>>5970722
I wouldn't know.
If it's cute/hot/sexy I'd probably want to have sex with it.

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would you ever have a threesome?

>>5970781
only mmf

>>5970781
who the fuck wouldn't

>>5970781

Have.
Some are ok. Others are just passing the time.

>>5970786
this. Or mmm.
or mmx when we're using a cucumber as dildo and we're not sure what sex it is.

>>5970781
Never had a fun one

>>5970781
Been there, done that. It was okay, I'd probably do it again.

>>5970781

I mean, is that an invitation

>>5970781

Sometimes I think about it, being spitroasted, dp'd, or getting fucked while fucking sounds kinda hot, but I'm not sure how'd I feel doing it with like a bf.

>>5970800

what's it like living with your ex bf?
Do you sleep on the couch?
Do you even like talk to one another or see each other? You act like each other don't exist?

>>5970781
Had quite a few threesomes and foursomes. They're pretty great.

>>5970794
xD

>>5970814
yes, no, yes.

>>5970835

why did he break up with you? why were you such a horrible bf?

>>5970835
by skipping the first question and answering with no context you have thrown the whole thing into doubt

trump supporters
jw
would u fuck donald trump

>>5970844
1) Because I'm bad at being a boyfriend.
2) Young, dumb, etc whatever.

>>5970849
Use your imagination.

>>5970849

I can tell you what living with my ex was like and you can imagine it's the same for Gatch.

>>5970857
No. Because not attracted to men

>>5970929
if you were attracted to men
hypothetically

>>5970865
CANT STUMP THE TRUMP

>>5970929
Liar

came back to work after a month break today and all the girls were complimenting me and saying I looked very handsome ^_^
im so happy heheheeh exercising + acne treatment + healthy eating/sleeping habits are really working

>>5971013
no because I like someone younger than me. I like to be protective

>>5971019
Femboys=/= men

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>>5970929
twinks are men

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>>5971043
>twinks are men

>>5971054
without twinks there is pretty much no gay community and gay men become a completely irrelevant minority

>>5971061
...oh no. how horrible.

>>5971061
bohoo.

>>5971069
>>5971071
>wanting to be an irrelevant minority with no social recognition and thus no rights

fags never cease to surprise me
if twinks aren't men then, what, 0.5% of young males can be considered gay?

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>>5971014
heard his new policy to 100% eliminate americas national debt in 8yrs
absolute mental cunt
>>5971040
what would u do 2 trump shota

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If you had to a drag queen, who would it be?

Personally, I would a Pearl.

>>5971083
>0.5% of young males
pm where it's at with twinks included.
>wanting to be an irrelevant minority
i don't want to be a fag at all.

I have this colleague who is a very feminine guy and lately I have been very interested in him for some fucking reason. I am a little feminine myself and I've always only felt attracted to masculine guys, but I can't stop thinking about him in a romantic/sexual way. I don't think it would ever work though. ;-;

>>5971095
>pm where it's at with twinks included.
no, it's not. with twinks and feminine guys in general it's probably at 3-4%.

>i don't want to be a fag at all
well you are.

>>5971105
>3-4%
lmao
>>5971105
>well you are.
says who? i'm bi.

>>5970781
No, I'm too prudish

>>5971083
>implying minorities aren't irrelevant by proxy
>implying twinks doesn't give gays the outward appearance of being fruits and flames because they are such an novelty they can be flaunted

shiggy diggy doo

>>5971115
>lmao
you seem to be very misinformed about the size of the gay male community.

>says who? i'm bi.
same thing.

>>5971123
>implying they are
>implying homophobia is fueled by femininity and not by homosexual attraction which has been deemed unnatural, immoral and repulsive for centuries

>>5971146
>>>/tumblr/
>>>/femgen/
>>>/out/
>>>/aids/

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>>5971152
>being in a gay thread
>hiv-shaming

>>5971152
>hiv-shaming
WHERE DO YOU THINK WE ARE.JPEG
fucking newfags.

>>5971043

Unnnnnnnng
Fuckin' perfect. Reminds me of the kids who made me nervy in school.

Hello gaygen, how to find a Puerto Rican bf?

>>5971188
Step 1) Go to Puerto Rico.

>>5971192
I don't want to live in Puerto Rico, do I have to take him back home with me?

>>5970857
Honestly maybe
The dude is charismatic as fuck
He could probably talk a lot of people into sex

>>5971256
Yea, they're small. You can stuff him in the luggage so you don't have to buy another ticket.

>>5971258
lol really tho
guy cant even formulate a logical policy position how is he going to get me into bed

>>5971267
Does he need to get any shots or anything? What do you feed a Puerto Rican?

>>5971286
cockroaches

>>5971286
No shots, but you should probably put him on PrEP. They can be a little promiscuous. He'll always be receptive to Spanish food, it'll remind him of home. Cut out the spicy food though, and try to give him a little extra sausage in his diet.

>>5971280
Very easily
He'd probably sense what type of guy you are right away and go full 90s Trump on you

Then again you probably are incredibly ignorant of the man

>>5971398

Zing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NasDJRAfI6U

Goddamnit cinnamon roll anon where are you we need to hear your tales

>>5971398
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h1Jpoecf0xY
very smart guy i have to say its like uhm incredible..ok?
+ https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/fact-checker/wp/2016/04/02/trumps-nonsensical-claim-he-can-eliminate-19-trillion-in-debt-in-eight-years/
own political views non-withstanding the guy is a fucking dummy but kk explain why i am ignorant

>>5971446
who?
what tales?

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>>5971458
the tales of the SS

>>5969759
>>5969768
I didn't exactly get laid, but I didn't exactly not get laid either. Still, I feel pretty good about the way things turned out.

>>5971458
the guy with the crush on the abused qt
he went over to talk to him and hasn't posted since

>>5971502
DETAILS

Checkin out profiles on tinder

Me: "This guys cute"
Profile: "PROUD ACTIVIST AND FEMINIST"
ohnvm

I'd prolly eat his butt though then never speak to the fudgepacker again

>>5971548
Check out a guys okc

>out and proud
>haters just jealous
>What's with all the self hate closetfags
>theatre arts major here

tfw cenk uygur will never cum inside of u

>>5971548
>"Proud activist and feminist"

That's a fun way to say power bottom. Let him sit on your face, it'll be a good time.

>>5971591
That's an interesting taste in men.

>>5971526
I went and got us coffee, showed up at his house and it was really, really awkward. I seriously cannot stress that enough. He was really hung over, still kind of upset and generally just fidgety and uncomfortable. I was uncomfortable because I thought he was going to shut me down completely.

After some painful small talk, I finally brought up the texts I sent him last night about having feelings for him. He was kind of beside himself about the whole thing and didn't really want to believe it. It was a long discussion, but he finally admitted to feeling the same. He's not great about talking about feelings, but from what I can tell, he was worried about screwing everything up somehow or that I'd wind up regretting it if we became more than friends.

I had to kind of reassure him and by that point we were both pretty tense so I just decided to take the plunge and kiss him. I'm not sure how long we made out for, but it was super cathartic. I got such an endorphin rush I wound up giggling like an idiot half way through.

We wound up fooling around a bit and then spent most of the rest of the day just sort of hanging out and lazing around since we were both so fried and tired.

We still haven't decided what to do about his crazy ex but I think I have a boyfriend!?

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>>5971601

>>5971611

Better than sex, really.

>>5971647
so close yet so far

>>5971647
you're gonna get banned m8. blue board, use imgur.

>>5971647
Also, is it just me or is this a bad angle for twinks? Not flattering.

>>5971702
I don't think it's a good angle on anybody, really
needs to be more overhead, instead of over his head
if that makes sense

>>5971702

Good angle for some, bad for others. For this guy, it kind of emphasizes his belly and chin.

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>>5971611
aw, man, I'm seriously so fucking happy for you
told you it'd pan out

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YKICzMsead4

If you don't love Alaska, you're probably an awful person.

>>5971738
la ganja performed to this last week at a drag race viewing party I went to

>>5971745
I love her. Alaska, Courtney, Willam, Laganja, and Alyssa Edwards are all coming to town over pride. Pretty excited to be honest, and i don't usually do stuff on pride.

>>5971664
I kind of have to agree with you there. It was nice to be able to just kind of spoon and doze and watch movies together. We still fooled around some, though.

I'm generally really enthusiastic and I think that having all my excitability focused on him sort of embarrassed him a bit, but in a good way. If that makes sense. It only makes him cuter when he gets flustered.

>>5971735
I'm pretty happy myself. I seriously haven't been able to stop grinning like an idiot or listening to cheery music since I got home. We're already making plans to hang out together again soon.

>>5971611

That sounds really cute, I've been hanging out with a guy and I think he likes me, but I'm a bit unsure how to proceed with things because he's never really done anything with a guy, he's kind of new to the gay thing.

>>5970351
Ftm? :P

>>5971738

I don't know this bitch, but sound off at the opening I didn't even realize it was a dude.

Song's alright in that it reminds me of the quaint comforts of 2000s Myspace.

>>5971667
>>5971676
>>5971702
>>5971727
tfw missed it

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>>5971756
Good job man
keep him and make him friendly again

>>5971788
http://imgur.com/QKAWCHc

Here.

>>5971799

Wow, Gatch, I guess we know what kind of a guy you are, now, don't we?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCNpNCRLYXE

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>>5971738
>mfw people actually do give these unfunny trannies in denial money

>>5971807
The pic was still available on mine, so I put it on imgur so an anon could see it.

Not sure what you're trying to get at.

>>5971799
all blurry and shit.

your newds are way better gatch

>>5971816
my newds are blurry af.

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>>5971816
>>5971823
did someone say shitty blurry nudes?

unrelated, good song
https://youtu.be/ZdUINbi4wSY

>>5971823
>>5971823
https://imgur.com/PEFhu7U
nawh crisp and firey

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>>5971856
Your nudes are shitty, even when they're not blurry.

>>5971858
Holy fuck, that's 3 years old. Fun fact, I was 17 you sicko. ;)

>>5971868
umm
I was douched in every one of those photos...

>>5971868

I like you.

>>5971869
total lies.

post more

>>5971761
He's so, so, so cute. I could probably ramble about it forever, but I'll spare you.

I hope you have good luck with your guy! It's tricky if you aren't sure if a guy likes you or not. Especially if he's never done anything gay. Has he dropped any hints?

>>5971798
He's pretty friendly once you get to know him. I'll admit that getting to know him is the hard part, though. But he's gotten a lot better than when we first met.

He's not naturally outgoing I don't think, but hopefully one day he'll get to the point where he trusts people again.

>>5971883
It's true, I was underage when I first started posting nudes on gaygen. (And also when I was doing some cam shows)

Idk if you've seen these, they're all i've got on my computer at the moment. http://imgur.com/a/gGwLI

>>5971898

mmm. butt. I'm so ass crazy. shitty AZ pride was this weekend and I didn't get to bury my face in any booties :'(

>>5971905
I'm sorry :( I'm on the edge of my seat waiting to eat some twink booty soon.

>>5971910

I was hitting up this one guy who wanted to 69 rim. Which I was eager for but then he got busy. Shucks.

>>5971915
Sounds hard to do. My ex used to always 69 where he'd rim me while I blew him and sometimes that was a stretch if I wanted to deep throat. Sounds like there'd be certain height requirements between parties for 69 rimming.

>>5971927

I've done 69ing where I was sucking the guys dick and he was going to town on my ass and it was absolute heaven.

I would think with 69 rimming, you could do it on the side but that might be weird. Hmmm

>>5971856
>SBTRKT
lol anyone else remember when 'post-dubstep' + 'future garage' was kwl

>>5971964
No, it never was.

>>5971885
no pls gush and let me live vicariously through you. also what happy music are you listening to?

>>5971988
This. Tell us about your moody qt. Or whatever the deal is.

>>5971967
james blake sbtrkt mount kimbie etc etc etc was hype af in 2011
wtf do you know about anything anyway you dork

>>5972018
>james blake sbtrkt mount kimbie etc etc etc was hype af in 2011

Is this code?

What does it mean?

>>5971885

He keeps wanting to hang out and do things so I take that as a good sign, I think if I hang out at his house next time I'll see if he wants to cuddle

>>5972027
plebbing ell

The only music that was ever cool is USPM.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WILhJWgfz7M

>>5971988
>>5972003
He's so cute I can't even put it into words. He's sarcastic and kind of prickly but at the same time he's funny, thoughtful, smart and passionate. It's a combination that's really appealing to me!

He's really skinny and shorter than me so he's the perfect height for me to rest my chin on on top of his head. His nose is adorable. I want to boop it all the time. He's pale so he flushes really easily and when he does, even his ears get a little red. His ears are sensitive also and he makes cute little noises. He's also a page at a library and he has an Australian Shepherd that he spoils the living daylights out of. He's great. Really, really great.

>also what happy music are you listening to?
Mostly these three tracks:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nqCNXj3hsLE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3t8tprmDn2g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zcJXZyoFnkg

I'm a huge sap with crappy taste in music, I know.

>>5972101

Ey Andrew WK.
Also, are you the Miike Snow anon in general?

>>5972101
>cute little noises
Tell me moar

>>5971964
synthwave/new retro wave is where it's at now
and by now, I mean 3 ish years ago

>>5972151
muh kavinsky

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>>5970726
>tfw sizeplay is my fetish

Bonus points if its a tall guy with a big cock, and a short guy with a small cock.

>>5972250
sauce

>>5971094
Princess probably.

Or Trixie Mattel. She's from my hometown

>>5972037
Cuddling is awesome! And it's a good way to sort of ease into things if the guy isn't sure.

>>5972121
>Ey Andrew WK.
He's one of my favorites. There was another anon posting Miike Snow? I might have posted that song in another thread too. I've been listening to it pretty steadily.

>>5972129
He's not loud or anything, but the fact that he makes any sounds at all seems to sort of fluster him? It's cute, but I hope he doesn't think I'm judging him. I actually kind of like it.

He also seemed kind of beside himself the whole time we were fooling around, too. He's been in relationships before, so it's not exactly new territory for him, right?

>>5972280
Trixie Mattel is a fav, and she's kind of cute as a boy. Not a bad choice.

>>5972281

I thought you'd posted that and other Miike Snow stuff pretty persistently. Well, that and Genghis Khan.

>>5972275
it's from a site called 'giant tube', there's a torrent on gaytorrent.ru

https://w ww.gay torrent ru/details.php?id=4cfe3760092ce5e8caa411fd8b9aeb954c8a136c821dad2c

>Be from a small city without much of a gay scene
>Go visit some family in what is basically the gay capital of my country
>Gobsmacked at just how many queers there are around
>Grindr doesn't stop going off, have dozens and dozens of messages every day as opposed to a few each week back home
>Take this as an opportunity to finally explore sexuality and all my fantasies of being with older men
>Hook up with a couple different men, neither are particularly great and I'm really nervous but it's still fun, discover that I definitely do not like daddy/son talk
>Pretty much in heat, want to try weird stuff, tee up a meeting with a much older guy
>Get to his place and he's a LOT older than I thought, very unattractive, a bit of a queen
>Go through with it anyway because I'm a horny idiot, finish way too fast and feel dead inside for the remainder
>Leave as soon as I can, don't meet anyone else for the rest of the trip
>Go home to dead gay scene, last person I hooked up with was the creepy old man and it's been months

I can't stop feeling like I was sexually assaulted or something even though that's clearly not the case. What do I do to stop feeling gross about this? I figure if I got laid again with someone I actually found attractive I'd feel less weird but there's nobody around here I seem to be into. I don't wanna risk feeling that gross again. Anyone had experience with this?

>>5972326

The feeling never goes away, the memory just fades.

>>5972339
I figured as much, but I still think that I'd feel less weird if I managed to have at least one decent hookup in the near future. Then again, I'm also not particularly trusting of online hookups anymore. What other option can there be, though?

>>5972367

Go for it.

Just be more careful if you like. Or go for younger guys - I think they probably lie about age less in the lower ranges. Depends on what you like, though.

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I have successfully acquired boyfriend.

>>5972432
I just caught a shiny scraggy. Step up

I AM SO FUCKING JEALOUS OF WOMEN

>>5972526
minge tho

>>5972541
WHO FUCKING CARES
THEY GET ALL THE GUYS

ALSO FUCK YOU

>>5972545

Can't argue with this.

>>5972553
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>5972545
imagine if u was a ugly girl tho
that would be even worse

>>5972572

Ugly girls get laid easy, too, though.
I mean unless you mean a girl with a caved-in forehead or something.

>>5971611
Fuck yes!!!
I'm sookk glad it worked, that's soooo adorably sweet too with regards to how it happened haha.

Forget about the ex, he's just going to be like some stupid annoying fly, buzzing around and wanting to know what's going on.

You've got a boyfriend ;D!!

>>5972596
i can get laid much much much easier now as a average looking gay male

>>5972296
Genghis Khan is alright, but it's not one of my favorites. I like Animal, Black and Blue and Song for No One a lot better.

>>5972754

I'm not so sure - you're dealing with a much smaller pool.

>>5972821
A smaller pool filled with sluts

>>5972697
Thanks! Even though it was hours ago, I'm still kind of buzzing with excitement. And now I'm getting congratulatory texts from our friends!? Apparently, the fact that he liked me was common knowledge. The jury was out on how I felt lol.

I suppose I owe everyone on here who helped me out a thank you for the advice.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMVsu1N6EbI

>>5972754
>average
sweetie you look like a dinobird

>>5972281
if his ex is/was abusive he might not be used to being treated nicely in bed...

Rejoice, my friends. For I have ascended and become more than human.

I just jerked off and tonight I came a little over 1/2 cup of cum.

>>5972901
Liar.

>>5972821
ugly girls dont have a large dating pool either
only pretty girls have the whole male population to choose from
>>5972869
crying now

>>5972918

Next time I jerk off, I'll take a picture of the measuring cup. Just for you, Snatch.

>>5972934
<3

>>5972863
That was weird. I expected to cringe all over the shop. They just seemed like run of the mill disney nerds, except with mascot costumes on. None of them seemed particularly socially retarded. Kind of the opposite in the case of that couple dressed as lions.

Maybe they're correct when it comes to us assuming that they're all fucking freaks. Maybe regular people just dig it sometimes. Probably not, but maybe.

still huge fags though.

>>5972931

I think the amount of straight males who'd settle for fucking an ugly girl is still larger, though.

>>5972946

those freaks that you think of when you think of furries are like 10% of furries

Most of us are just somewhat nerdy non-autistic individuals.

>>5972931
no you're wrong
ugly girls are not as respected as pretty girls but hot guys will still fuck them when horny

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>tfw no new episode of Gotham this week

Now what will I do at work.

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>>5972863

>that one with fucking insect eyes making the weird rodent noises

>>5972951
I guess I'll just treat you guys like regular manchildren and weaboos, then. Cool.

>>5972900
Shit I never thought of that.

>>5972973

thanks much

>>5972968
>>5972946
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KKnSEIUw_5k

I've been watching furry vids for some reason. Some of these are actually funny.

>>5972986

I oughta build a fursuit. I was going to make one earlier but I began building a tusken raider costume instead.

>>5973008
Could be fun. I think I want to get into cosplaying. I'm making a rule 63 Jessie atm.

>>5973020

Cosplaying is fun. Although I'm not sure if I should build my fursona or not. On one hand, it's obviously garishly colored and I could build something cooler like a water bear.

>>5973035
Build a chinchilla fursuit. Use real chinchilla fur, skin them yourself.

>>5973046

Rodents are gay. Lagomorphs are great.

I wish the furry community wasn't such a circlejerk.

>>5973065
but chinchillas are soft. You'll get all the pets.

>>5973071

Rabbit! Besides, I already have several (free) pictures of my rabbit character.

>>5972860
That's really great news, it sounds like you two will get very close pretty quickly then, he liked you all along :3!!

Go forth now cinnamon roll anon and enjoy your life!!

>>5973065
>I wish the furry community wasn't such a circlejerk.

Foxes, foxes, foxes, wolves, huskies, foxes, huskies, foxes

Fuck off. More bunnies you cunts

>>5971601
I'm more weirded out by the realization that people still watch TYT.

>>5973526
tyt are like literally the largest web based non-corporate news media entity
over 70m unique viewers a month

>>5973691
Stop making me sad.

Okay /gaygen/ I need some advice.

I'm 21, married to a transman (also 21, hormones for a year and a half), everything is great, we're poly, sex is awesome. I do *not* want to leave my husband.
I've also got a boyfriend (again, trans , 18, no hormones) which moved in as a roommate about six months ago. Traveled him across the US on a greyhound bus because logic. He's fine every other week but on the bad weeks (he's got mental problems [as do I] ) I want to throw him off a cliff.

I just got back from a con after essentially having my first dick involved sex with a guy since losing my virginity in the first place at 14 and now that I've gotten home all I'm craving is human penis and not silicone. So at this point I'm kicking myself for even letting the boyfriend move in in the first place but again, we moved him across the us and it's not like I can just send him back home to his mum right?

Anyway, I'm turning 22 in a week and it feels like I'm just missing out on all the gay stuff I should be getting myself into in my 20s. Also, seizures prevent me from driving.

I apoligise for this being a mess of words but can I get any advice here?

>>5972101
at first the middle song sounded really shitty but it's grown on me.

>>5972977
don't worry about it cinnamon roll anon. just think like it's your job to show him what a happy/healthy relationship (sexual and otherwise) looks like.

>18 year old twink
>hair is receding even though it was supposed to skip me
just fuck my shit up lads

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>tfw you will never have a threesome with rugby and swede

NEW THREAD YOU LAZY CUNTS

>>5974436
>>5974436
>>5974436