/mtfg/ - QT Waifus Edition

Zero the hero

>>5966279
>greased lightning
who the fuck

>>5966313
Edie's the best

dude meme lmao

thank you edie

>tfw ur a girl

:)

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This drive to NJ from TN sucks.
Just kill me!!!!!

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>>5966313
I know where you live... stop cucking my threads

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>>5966235

>>5966331

trip on yume

>>5966331
and we know where you live

watch your back kid

Does anyone in the UK have any advice for someone who's just now questioning their gender and stuff? They say they feel like they do have dysphoria. I don't know much about how your system works so I'm not sure how to guide them about moving forward to get help from a gender therapist.

Too many mtfgs rn

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>>5966337
you think i'm scared of half men?

>>5966220
>tfw this stuff isn't helpful at all because you look like literally nobody else on earth

>>5966338
qhi.co.uk, self-med NOW because trans health is SHIT SHIT SHIT here

My ftm ex-lover is getting kicked out of his parents house for lying about university grades
Also, I got a free sports bra out of today so I'm good
>>5966323
That's not GATE

>>5966341
does this look half man to you?

*unzips dick*

>>5966351
you're scaring the children

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>>5966351
ive sucked bigger

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>>5966322
>>5966328

<3

>>5966331

>making shitty mtfg threads

>>5966354
Not too much to be afraid of where I'm sitting

I wish I had a gun to kill myself with
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FaKS2wCF0T4

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>>5966348
GATE is awesome, i just marathonned it this weekend, not much to do at sophie's dad's house =\

>tfw ask parents if they might have £5000 spare to lend towards something I really want in the next couple of years
>tfw they laugh at me and say maybe if we win the lottery

JUST
FUCK
MY
SHIT
UP

fuck it, I'm making the gofundme, idc if my problems aren't a scratch on some other peoples', it's not a contest and I'm too poor to do this alone

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>>5966356
Save me from this long ass road trip

>>5966355
>yumes cock
>bigger

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who else /mets/ here?

>>5966187
my reason for being here as a guy is that i hope eventually i somehow get a gf from here. im not actively seeking to get a gf from here, because i don't want to be a bother, but i hope that if i just spend every waking moment here, an opportunity will present itself for me to get a gf from here

that's why i desperately never want the thread to be dead and always say D E A D same time EVERY night

what is new today?

>>5966361
>making a gofundme
Panhandling is scummy

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8mGBaXPlri8

>tfw you will never be Catholic schoolboys figuring out that you're girls and in love with Edie

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Hey ladies, who here /trans and proud/ like me?

>>5966360
I hung out with the guy who ended our engagement to be in an abusive relationship with a 200% crazy girl who left tendrils of self-doubt all over him even though this was a few years ago, because his parents are mad about school enough to kick him out
I drove an hour and spent $40 to do this, because I'm not over him and it probably shows

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>>5966361
you should end your kickstarter to sam hyde.

he has a tv show called kickstarter tv

>>5966365
my babysitter had an 8 inch uncut ock

>>5966379

you know one of the singers is a huge homophobe now right?

>>5966382
where did you get this picture of me...

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>>5966382

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>>5966366
/Jays/ here famalamadingdong

Hoping to make the trip to Toronto sometime this Summer to see them live in girl mode for the first time

>>5966361
it would be pretty easy to save 5000 over a few years even with a minimum wage job

over 3 years that'd be a little less than 140 a month

>>5966330
>>5966364
Just think you'll be able to say "I now realize that pleb is trve manly man of /mtfg/."

>>5966389
Nigga don't joke about shit like that.

>>5966382

LOL i thought that was lalalilly.

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>>5966364

why didn't you take a plane?!

>>5966379

>tfw no t.A.T.u. or pretty boy coming of age story with faye
it hurts to live

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What's up S A D T R A N N Y S?

We should have a movie night here where we all agree to watch a movie at the same time and react to it in this /mtfg/

>>5966396
Prepare to get rekt

>>5966405
Cheaper to drive

>>5966406
that will probably just devolve into fights over which movie we should watch and people breaking into multiple groups watching different movies and being passive aggressive about it

so yeah, let's do it

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>>5966406
One of my friends might be trans and realizing it at 25. Trying to help him deal with it. What movie do you wanna watch?

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>>5966413
Awesome. I can totally see that happening, based on my experiences here

>>5966422
>One of my friends might be trans and realizing it at 25. Trying to help him deal with it.

Does he look qt?

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>>5966385
cut them out of your life, easy as pie
like the festering appendage begging to be sliced and cauterized
a-also i was only talking about GATE

>>5966406
/mtfg/ troma night when?!?!?!
>>5966412
You ready to witness the hulking man beast known as pleb in the flesh?

>>5966413
tinychat: the movie

>>5966429
>hulking
>5'3"
hmm

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>>5966429
Yep

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>>5966406
This would actually be pretty fun.

>>5966426
He's got some work to do, I can't really guestimate how he'll turn out yet.

>>5966413
Only if Oddish is here to get riled up

>>5966427
But he admitted his mistake and wants to try being friends again and so we've been staying in touch and being friendly
He's also really really cute

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>>5966432
I'll have you know that I can reach almost 5'6" with my boots on. Also I'm like wide af.

>>5966433
Its going down.

>>5966392
kek are you even from the UK? the cost living is ridiculous here and I can't hold out for 3 whole more years looking like this. especially not if my tits keep growing at the rate they have been, I already look weird. don't forget, I don't just not pass, I'm a fucking infamous-tier hon.

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tfw estrogen

>>5966388
Theyre Russian and celebs, I'd be surprised if they weren't. Wouldn't want them to lose the ability to drive because of their homosexuality, or to be quasi legally hunted down and beaten on videotape.
>>5966405
I'll protect you from the bullies bb
>>5966440
You wouldn't reach my pecs with your heels on

>>5966450
How tall are you?

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>>5966450
>pecs

>>5966450
They are docs for manly men. Also, how do I get """""""" pecs"""""""""""?

>>5966371

I don't pass and I'm a non white, do you want to be my boyfriend?

>>5966450
>pecs
Fite me

Why are so many non binary AFAB people grossly overweight? Should there be a study?

>>5966466
Sorry, whats an AFAB?

>>5966445

Live at home with your parents.

>>5966453
She's 5' 11"
>>5966468
Assigned female at birth*

>>5966472
Noted, thank you!

Is it me or do a large majority of these "inspirational timelines" just look like hons?

http://m.imgur.com/a/qWpxv

There are some qt's mixed in, but overall I think this page would have been a bit disheartening to me if I were thinking about transitioning.

>>5966466
>Why are so many non binary AFAB people grossly overweight? Should there be a study?

http://www.pinknews.co.uk/2014/09/01/study-attributes-75-lesbian-obesity-to-athletic-low-self-esteem/

Also Non-binary is a meme, they just want to be special snowflakes when their dykes in training.

>>5966478
two years ago i used this one as my inspiration
http://i.imgur.com/WuC3HAm.jpg

>>5966478

You look good hon!! :)

oh fuck wait
I have to give my full legal name for gofundme? will it show on my campaign page? shit

>>5966472
>5'11"
Tall chicks are way better
...mostly because they make me feel better for being 5'11"

All the tiny transmen at my tranny support group make me incredibly self-conscious.

When I run into a girl near my height I always check their shoes to see if they're cheating. When they're not I feel like I'm not a freak.

It's not even -that- tall. Kids just don't eat their vegetables I think.

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>tfw qt waifu sends me lewd photos of her 'pecs'

WHY WOULD SHE DO THIS TO ME????

>>5966478
Timelines just used to make me cry

>>5966466
all the non binary girls I know are pretty thin...

>>5966481
Damn I miss a lot of those old trips

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>>5966453
5'11
>>5966454
>>5966458
>>5966465
Stop bullying, everyone has pectoral muscles

>>5966478
I think people who are thinking about transitioning are more impressed with the fact that you can become a girl than caring about that.

>>5966493
>non-binary
>girls
Abby confirmed for shitlord

>>5966494

Faye thats a old pic, give us something new already

>>5966453
5'11.5

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>>5966497

>>5966453
5'10''

>>5966492
Your timeline makes me cry...;_;

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>>5966361
>hey mom can I have 5000 pounds
>>no
>FUCK YOU MOM
good luck with your handouts bre

>>5966264
nice! One of my friends really loves them too

I love owls

>>5966469
I would, it'd make things a lot easier financially, but they're intensely transphobic, my father perhaps violently so

and even aside from the trans stuff it's a horrifically abusive environment to the point my sister has developed a debilitating anxiety disorder and doesn't leave her room for days because of agoraphobia. this shit is why I decided to go off to uni, it wasn't even the trans stuff that was the deciding factor. living with them gives me heart palpitations and I start developing nervous tics by the end of my stay each time I go back during the holidays, etc.
if I had to live with them for more than, say, a year after uni, it's pretty feasible I'd end up hurting or killing somebody. it's not at all a good environment for one's mental and emotional wellbeing. you've got to understand, there's a reason I'm as messed up as I am.

>>5966478
eh some of them aren't great but you've also got confirmation bias and beauty standards working against unbiased judgement

>>5966506
Teary anon pls

Who are youuuu and why is it my timeline that triggers you?

Robin move back home with your parents.

>>5966494
Come load oil with me
Get mega ripped xD

>>5966492
timelines still make me cry desu

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>>5966490
Iktf, I hope I can pass as a tall girl soon. If all else fails I could always move to Texas, I hear that there's a lot of tall women there.
>>5966475
np
>>5966492
This >>5966506

>>5966508
No, I worded it much more sensitively than that and explained it was something that would an absolute necessity to me being happy as an adult

>>5966506

She's lucky because she was weak jawed meh looking boy.

curse my strong jaw :(

>>5966453

height check
>almost 5'7"

>>5966514

>I could always move to Texas, I hear that there's a lot of tall women there.
ya i felt like a midget when i lived in texas lol

>>5966495
This was the first part for me.
Before I knew what HRT was I assumed the passing trannies exclusively looked exactly like females already and just got a ton of surgery to fix the small problem areas. Which, considering the number of visible hons sounds reasonable.

The second thing was that it showed me young looking, semi cute people could become decent women and that gave me more hope
But also paranoia it would never work because no matter what age you are, being trans seems to give you a disgustingly warped view of your body.

>>5966511

oh nvm then, good luck robin.

>>5966514
>Iktf, I hope I can pass as a tall girl soon. If all else fails I could always move to Texas, I hear that there's a lot of tall women there.
uhh, go to Netherlands or Scandinavia, lots of tall people there, desu. I wouldn't want to live in Texas, too many wetbacks stealing jobs from hard working Americans.

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>>5966513

Not fat, but I really liked this one since she was one of the rare overweight people that actually managed to pass by losing lots of weight.

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>>5966523
You lived in Texas Edie? Or is this Faye I'm talking to?

>>5966510
Because your before pic reminds me of myself... ;_;

You've already achieved what I'm just starting

I can't help it. It makes me feel so scared and terrified I won't get that happy ending

post butts

>>5966539

yep! i lived in richardson for a year, then plano for almost 2 years. so DFW, basically. i hated it there. but everyone was super tall, it was ridic.
also faye and i use the same trip but we never trip as one another.

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>>5966498

>>5966550
you first anon

>>5966532
I still fucking live that coat in the December 2011 pic

How much weight did this person lose? They don't seem that heavy in the first place. Just went from a male weight to a female weight

>>5966514
>tall women in texas
Maybe in dallas or something. I'm the tallest female i know aside from my mother. If you want tall ladies move north.

>>5966532
Seems like taking an en face photo with neutral lightning is a dying art.

>>5966552
>tfw you will never fuck the living shit out of faye

>>5966552
Are you on progesterone faye

>>5966551
>>5966552
Wait why are yall using the same trip now

>>5966562
We're in lesbians

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“You should have acted. They are already here. The Y chromosome told of their return. Their defeat was merely delay, until the time after the womb opened, when the sons of Adam would spill their own seed. But no one wanted to believe, believe they even exist. And when the truth finally dawned, it dawned in Estrogen. But… there is one they fear in their tongue, he is Super Test, "DIHYDROTESTOSTERONE”

>>5966562

because she's my waifu

>>5966553
im not a girl though

>>5966566
>>5966564
when are you guys coming to portland again

What does faceplusplus say about you?

>>5966558
Missouri is full of 5'2" girls who all think they're not shit.

So not too north. I guess Oklahoma?

>>5966541
Oh, I'm sorry! Best of luck anon, if you actually looked/look like preHRT me I'm doubly sorry. Transition is a good idea

>>5966570
Couple months, we should hang out and take you out with the shemale mob

>>5966568
thats what you think :^)

come back in 3 months sis

>>5966568
Boys have butts too, I've seen them

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>>5966552
you should move to portland

>>5966564
>>5966566
I hope yall last. I don't know if the skeleton of mtfg we reside in currently could handle a break up like that.
>>5966572
Minnesota. Dakota. Montana. Washington? Also up north east in like new york and new england theres tall girls

I have a sore throat and I'm feeling queasy and tired and headachey, you would think my first thought would be
>oh I've got a cold
nope...
>maybe my period is comin... what the fuck did I just think

>>5966574
>pre hrt Sophie was bad and she got fucking lucky
I don't believe this. Someone link me pls

>>5966570

in a couple months after i move down there! you should hang out with our friends, they'd love you.
plus it'd be nice to see yume and gem and stuff. esp gem, barely got to see her.

>>5966584

i really hope so too :x going to see her in less than two weeks again tho. flyin to san fran to hold her hand.

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>>5966571
I'm girl

>>5966578
>>5966588
>tfw your life has become a literal meme that never would have happened without a Cambodian imageboard

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>>5966589

>>5966588
>>5966583
We owe gem that makeup session, my job is mainly to just faun over you and say you're a qt tho, Edie does the work

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>>5966592
Ugh clean up your notifications

Huh I realized I haven't been here in a while. How's it going everyone?

>>5966591
Same

>go on 1st date with a boy
>text back and forth some the next day
>don't hear anything again for 2 days
is this normal?

>>5966591

iktf lmao

>>5966593

i know we do!!! i'm still really upset about the fact that we couldn't do that or take her to get her nails done........

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>>5966591
without this singaporean pubic hair weaving board i wouldn't havebeen able to live out my cucqean fantasies

>>5966491
why haven't you responded in the same maner yet?

What do i do when my gt gets too small for tucking? It slips like, within twenty steps these days.
>>5966601
Yea 2 days isnt a big deal
>tfw no dates

>>5966597
Pls all of those cept the email can't be removed :c

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>>5966602
>tfw you are going to be such a good little iranian housewife of Edie when she comes back

>>5966615
What are you wearing
A big sock?

>>5966610
Wear 2 pairs of panties.
>>5966615
How are your boobs so big? Progesterone?
>>5966620
Yes

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>>5966571
90% female

>>5966586
or maybe you're poz now? have you been tested recently?

>>5966617
lol

>tfw still no qt tranny gf with a non-atrophied penis that likes using it

>>5966617
I'm covering my head like a good Muslim woman, don't hate my adopted culture shitlord

>>5966601

honestly? unless something serious happened he's probably not that into you.

>>5966609

b-because i-i have to court her first and earn that i can't just send her lewd pics...............

>>5966615

d y i n g
>tell me about faye!! why does she wear the burqa!?

>>5966627

idktf

>>5966621
Shit dude thats aces ima try that
>>5966628
Dont call me shitlord sockhead

>>5966605
whoa, cheska is back? i haven't seen you post here in a while. the last time i saw anything of you is when you were sucking some girltinkler online.

shit was cash

>>5966622
Clean your room!

>>5966624
I'm a virgin so no idea how I'd be poz

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>>5966571
50.27% female, barely make the cut. >,<

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>>5966633
i've been here like a couple months or sumfin
i think tomorrow we're gonna try to put up a vid with me deep throating a sabre turbo gt balls deep, nose in the pubes and everything

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Cleaning my room tonight because I've been a slob due to school shit
>>5966366
>mest
Anyway it's all about the Rangers tbdesu. Hopefully I can make a game again this summer
>>5966492
>tfw timelines sometimes give me hope but most of the time they make me feel like shit

>>5966641
I only hit 60% myself...

>>5966629
>honestly? unless something serious happened he's probably not that into you.
That sucks. We were texting back and forth the next day for a bit and he sent me a picture of his cat. I really thought I might get a bf ;_;

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>>5966571
eyy lmao

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>>5966571

>98% female

>83%asian
>not asian

do I still get auto ezmode transition?

>>5966640
oh i figured you were getting slammed by guys nightly

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>>5966571
i-it cant find a face

>>5966593
>>5966602
yay!!

I was pretty sad that none of that happened desu

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Why am I watching so much anime lately? I dont usually like anime.
Im at a low point in my life and I have no idea how to get out.

>>5966643
is that before or after it's in your boipussy

>>5966632
That's a 250$ designer chasmire sock from saks

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>>5966651
>implying any guy would ever slam me
no bully

>>5966655
It was a lil thing we did at animu Boston

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>>5966645
There sure seems to be a lot of Texan transes lately.

>>5966653
become a qt camwhore. you can use the money you make to buy more qt stuff to make you feel even more qt!!

>>5966646
>>5966649
>>5966650
Tfw you have the manliest face >,< uhhg, def need ffs.

>>5966659
there are a few chaser on /b/ that kinda worship you. idktf doe

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>>5966639
I'm working on it! There's a garbage bag behind me I'm gonna throw some stuff in!
>tfw a couple photos returned back male but most of the time it's female
Not sure how to feeeeeeeeeeel

>>5966666
whatever you say, satan

>>5966663
You meant to quote me 3x right? cause I was more laughing how the things broken.

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>>5966571
97% male.

>>5966666
>there are a few chaser on /b/ that kinda worship you
...
don't bs me
I'm completely disgusting, every thing about me

>tfw faceplusplus says you are male with 96% confidence after a year on mones
Kill me

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>>5966571

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>>5966669
You look really cute to me, if that helps.

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>>5966669
>tfw you cant wait to rub it in Grace's face when she passes so well in a year or so
Seriously clean your room. Stop posting and do it now! Dont even reply to this just go clean!

>>5966677
>96%
Feminine as fuck.

>>5966660
it wasn't that little, senpai

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>>5966680
Thanks <3
>>5966681
Fine fine okay I'll go but first...
>tfw you cant wait to rub it in Grace's face
So lewd~.

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>>5966662
>tfw you spend a stupid amount of money on weeaboo shit
>tfw just bought blizzard shit to games i stopped playing a year ago

i passed up buying a dakimakura cover at anime boston because it was 100 dollars, turns out that wasnt an outrageous price. i don't regret it too much because i want a trap pillow cover badly

>>5966684
depends on who you're talkin bout

>>5966677
wow what do you mean hrt doesnt fix genetics

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>>5966669
my room is just as bad desu :(

>do I even look asian btw?

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>>5966571
> 51% female
I...made it?

>>5966678
why do you even need ffs when you get 99% female, stfu. you're beautiful and look like a woman. its us hons that get fucking 50+% male that need ffs.

>>5966683
I'd post a picture but I'd rather not be laughed out of the one place I have left to shitpost
>>5966689
I started years too late and with too massive of a bone structure

>>5966690
Your eyes are pretty asian alright.

>>5966691
It counts!

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99% male on face++ but they also kept saying im 30 so

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>>5966692
i look like a masculine, plain woman at best and i want to be beautiful

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>>5966693
I've posted my face here before and I'm more manly than you. Don't be a coward that don't even smoke crack

>>5966702
I guess them thinking I'm a 14 year old boy kind of negates it then huh.

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>>5966565
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W99hCx-JJWs

Gentlemen, we will consolidate defense of the testes at all above cell entry points,

and mine the underground approaches at a safe distance from the main structure.

I want Androgens and DHEA escorted to the lower levels immediately, pending bloodstream evacuation.

And why am I still being shelled from the western approach?

I ordered those Female Hormones taken out half an hour ago!

I want the line of fire blocked!

Testo 15!, get it done!

>>5966702
>pleb
>manly

pick one

>>5966702
>not posting pictures is cowardice
maybe we have dignity, you faggot.

>>5966571
>boy
Kill me

Please help, I was 75% female with 1 month HRT pic, and now i'm like 60% male with 15 month HRT pic. i'm literally regressing, >,<

>>5966692
also you pass really well and are very pretty. you just look like a regular italian woman

>>5966697
is that a good thing at least?

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So whats everyone listioning to tonight?

>>5966718
its skynet trying to weaken you psychologically making you more susceptible to the rise of the machines.

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>tfw got into a bike accident yesterday
>tfw worried that I got scarred permanently
>tfw terrified that I'm going to be even uglier than I normally am forever
feels bad tbqhonpai

>>5966719
>boy in a dress
"pff you pass"
>>5966721
I guess. I'd say how feminine and untouched by T your lower face is is better

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>>5966565
>>5966710
>tfw test battle anon will never write an illustrated childrens story about the evil testosterone and the uphill battle it faces in the body of a transgirl
boring feel

>>5966721
can u post bp?

>>5966722
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hPAYpd5vERU

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>>5966719
Thanks anon,
I guess I put too much weight in robot analysis of my face.

>>5966722
Picked out some menu music for the shmup I'm working on, now I'm listening to it and some other chiptune.
https://youtu.be/QIxRDU_l8Bc

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>>5966722
nothing apparently ;_;
our stupid new gti has a ipod auxillary and we forgot the adapter back at home

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>>5966700
Old school Trump was cute

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>>5966730
I knew girls growing up that had faces similar to yours desu

they were the ones who got all the boys

>>5966708
>14
reee

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>>5966722
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kzz0s2C986M

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>>5966571
I'll take it for being at 5 months

>>5966751
Do you model? I feel like I've seen you on some poster?

>>5966727
Secretly.


I want them to lose.

>>5966753
never modeled, but i'm probably going to look into it soon since people keep asking me.

>>5966751
There is beauty in your face

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Any other furries here?

>>5966770
Red

>>5966770
Disgusting.

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I wish I had drugs right now.

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>>5966737

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tfw transitioning into a qt asian girl

>>5966766
thanks ^-^

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>>5966737
Trump

>>5966727
>>5966727
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=40p5H44pRc4

"Two million dead in the first day, another 7 million by the end of the first week, every defense annihilated, all our forces on the run. Regrouping... Somewhere... Reports are coming in from other major Body Sectors. It's a well-coordinated attack, and so far it's been damned effective. Don't know what they are, what they want, or where they came from... Only one thing is certain: If Test doesn't bring help soon, there won't be a Male left to save."

>>5966775
Drugs are bad m'kay?

>>5966775
trip on me

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>>5966775


I started smoking weed because in Junior year biology class my teacher told us that marijuana would cause hormone imbalances that could give boys breasts.

I have real meds now so smoking weed every day is probably only bad for me

oh well

> :)

What is this site everyone is using?

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>>5966737
Trump Trump

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>>5966785
Seems like it's going well!

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>>5966737
Donald Trump

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What do these numbers mean
Also i fucked my ankle :( sprained pretty bad fahm

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>>5966737
Donald J. Trump

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>>5966708
i got 16 year old boy, then i got this.
>>5966712
see trip fampai
>>5966713
>not getting the joke
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tsfnuyyjaB0
>>5966722
https://bunnythegirl.bandcamp.com/track/totally-stoked
who else /totallystokedforbeingentirelyalone/?
>>5966785
>days n daze
top taste

>>5966813

wasuuppp space, how you sprain? and it means you're a qt but we established that, a long time ago.

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>>5966794
Face++
>>5966737

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>>5966788
>mfw this story ends like odst

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>>5966794
4chan :^)

>>5966829
odst was the best halo game ever made

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If I buy this and cum on it does that make me agp?

>>5966725
oh, its really hard for me to look at myself that way desu, thanks for the info!

>>5966728
nah

tfw parents are watching a documentary on how toxic modern masculinity is. its funny because its blasting the way they raised me, but its also uncomfortable because they talk about gender and shit while im trying to stay in a closet thats getting frailer by the day.

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>>5966839
Not disagreeing but Reach would like a word.

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>>5966843
Sounds like the perfect time to come out to them

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>>5966777
>>5966787
>>5966798
>>5966805
>>5966815
>>5966828
Oh God, what did I do?

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who wants to make me their qt waifu?


also, I just finished sorority initiation

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>>5966677
>tfw privileged white male
feels fucking horrible :^)

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>see spider on my door
>it starts crawling on the opposing wall where my couch is, runs over to the wall my bed is on
>get up, move to couch
>it moves back to the opposing wall towards me
>i warn it that i'm scared and i will fight back if it continues to follow me
>it continues to follow me
>start screaming and spray it off the wall with my setting lotion i use to set my curl for my hair
>it falls to the ground, and an epic battle of life and death begins
>i start spraying it frantically once i finally spot it's movement, it continues coming towards me
>LEAVE ME ALOOOONEEE!!!!!
>sprays it more, it slides under the door being pushed back by my liquid hair product
>i open the door and see it near my carpet
>start spraying it even more, kind of lose sight of it
>throw book on it screaming still
>send faye voice clips on imessage scared that i'm going to die
>continue sending them as i stare aimlessly into the distance where i thought the spider was, awaiting it's return
>start talking kind of lewd to faye over voice clip
>still staring in the general direction of the vengeful spider that's thirst cannot be quenched
>continue talking dirty and get horny
>tfw horny AND scared
>eventually forget about the spider

so that basically sums up my night. how's yours going?

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>>5966851
You haven't even seen his final form

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>>5966852
Waifus have to be pure so you already fail that test.

>>5966854
It is horrible though.

>>5966840
it makes you fit, I guess

>>5966849
no, dad already heard I was thinking of being a girl and he told me i was a guy, and if I even considered transitioning he would kick the shit out of me

hiding like a rat feels pretty shitty desu

>>5966862
savage

>>5966839
>>5966848
Those aren't 2's Arbiter campaign.

>>5966852
> also, I just finished sorority initiation
Was it one of those sexy initiations where you have to lick a seniors pussy or something? And if it wasn't, can you say it was so I have something to crank it to before bed?

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>>5966839
>>5966829
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yWh9l8RSkPk
I should play ODST again.
>>5966840
No, it just means you hot glued a perfectly good figure.
>>5966848
I liked Reach a lot too. 343 should have just made games that are side stories like ODST and Reach instead of a mediocre continuation of Chief's desu.

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>>5966862
it's not my fault that i like to have fun!!!!!

>>5966862
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_burn_centers_in_the_United_States

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>>5966857
You got a fear boner. Also next time just use a shoe to smoosh it sheesh.

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>>5966870
>>5966851
>>5966875
Odst, reach, 2, 4 , 3 as mc, 1, wars 1\2, 5

>>5966893
f off

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>>5966861
> 2016
> Leicester will win the prem
> Donald Trump will be president
Absolute scenes lol

>>5966893
Stop advertising your chat here oddish.

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>>5966879
sure, it was sexy. We all touched boops and said naughty words.

but for real I got to do a little catwalk and show off my outfit

>>5966893
Shilling every fuckin thread.

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>>5966881
Theres fun and then theres what you do.

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>>5966883

when i started spraying it, it was very high on the ceiling and i got scared i couldn't just hit it ;-;
AND WHAT AM I GOING TO DO WHEN IT COMES BACK TO GET REVENGE FOR SETTING IT'S CURL???

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1
MORE
HOUR
UNTIL
KIWI
NUDES

>>5966880
Fuck yeah they should've.
Always loved those more plus making your own Spartan was cool AF.

>>5966899
>>5966906
>>5966901
whatever people enjoying hanging out there, so idgaf. if you wanna come , then come, if not, don't. really no loss.

>>5966910
I sincerely hope not.

>>5966829
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=syXSr5yoDC4

Pectoral Ridge, Chest

August 12, 2016 08:00 Hours

"It appears that Blood cell Team's discovery last night was not an anomaly. Large Estrogenic deployments have occurred undetected, and we are now under attack across the hormonal territory, including reproductive defenses. As per the Puberty Contingency, we are countering on every front. Bloodcell reconnaissance has also identified sophisticated Estrogenic army hiding canopies, and has been pinpointed what's believed to be a landing zone for additional Female Hormone forces, the origin of which is yet to be determined."

>>5966912
So stop advertising your chat here oddish.

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>>5966880
Yeah, halo has a huge universe and halo 5 was garbage. Halo 3's flood levels used to scare the shit out of 12 yo me
>>5966900
I asked my dad "gun to your head: Trump or Hilary" "I'd take the bullet"

Trump Trump Trump MAGA

>>5966915
this

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>>5966571
>99.98% male
>top match is Leonardo DiCaprio then 7 other handsome literal whos from China

I like this

>>5966912
Then let us make the choice in peace.
If we wanted to be there we would.
I mean its in the OP >90% of the time.

>>5966826
Hello anon
I was hangin with a bunch of old friends i hadnt seen in forever, we went outside to do fire juggling and my foot slipped out from under me on the last step into the backyard
Shit sucked, it hurt for a while then felt better but now its hurting again a lot

>>5966912
You've already gone on your rants about your stupid chat and how its not a mtfg chat. Feel free to stop coming here as well because that would be a true no loss.

>>5966921
>almost entirely male %
>leonardo dicaprio
>bunch of asianites
holy shit you too?

>>5966857
Soooo are you a lesbean now?

>>5966921
are you asian bird anon?

>>5966908
Smoosh it with a shoe EDIE!

>>5966934
check yo fb message <3

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Thoughts on the return of baseball?

any of you fags like speedruns?

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http://strawpoll.me/7274691

this is important because i work at a supermarket

>>5966949
#Strawberrylife

>>5966948
>caring about your qpu alignment

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>>5966945
Baseballs alright. I never watch it but I do enjoy going to the games whenever I can.

>>5966948
Narcissa?

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>tfw your only hope is to become Christmas cake like Faye one day because you're getting older.

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>>5966949
Kiwi, because kiwi

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>>5966571
Thanks for validating my status as an Inhuman monster.

Fucking robots

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>>5966935
Not at all, I've got Indian blood and all these Asian men have high cheekbones, which is probably why they matched hue.