/mtfg/ - Lewd Waifus Edition

yay for edie

>tfw ur a girl
:)

Nth for anime doesn't fill the void it used to

>>5965518
>>5965518
>>5965518

PROPER NEW THREAD

This thread was made first though...

>>5965518

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>>5965471
Not with my jaw.
>>5965552
>ywn ktf

>>5965550
Maddie, do you by chance have a very nice bum?

>>5965559
why do u ask ._.;;;

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>>5965556
It wasn't made proper.

>>5965564
Because I once knew a Maddie who had a lovely bum

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>>5965559
maddie has buns of steel.

>>5965499
>i just wish i had a bit more of a waist and more boobs though
Just get implants.

>>5965555
fuck your quads nigger

>>5965568
uhm ive gotten no complaints d-desu

hey girls, i am a cis male and i wanted to take a moment just to post in here and let you know there are many cis men such as myself who happen to think girls like you are very, very sexy. so please dont worry about what is between your legs, you are perfect just the way you are!

>>5965559

Maddie's butt is very nice. Can confirm.

who /wrestlemania/ here?
I watched wrestling as a kid and I recently got back into it just for the nostalgia.

>>5965575
gimme a blowjob, thanks

D E A D

same time EVERY day

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>>5965579
h-hi

>>5965575
>I think your penis is veeerrryy sexy >:^]

>>5965575
Fucking chasers like you have no business dictating what perfection is. Go suck a bull's dick.

oh my fucking god my brother is getting married o-o

>>5965569
I'm not really a fan of silicon implants
Maybe i'll get fat transfer from waist to boobs, that'd help a bit with both my problems
But first i'll wait a bit how much my boobs will grow and my waist get smaller

>>5965594
>taking the bait

>not using the correct thread

>>5965592

Hi babe

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>>5965471
Huh? I was referring to an entirely different conversation from a day ago, friend.
>>5965477
Oh haha, you must not be the person I talked to when Hiro was playing that dank practical joke. There seems to be more than one Marina from Germany here!

>>5965573
We used to talk me thinks. I actually miss our conversations.

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>>5965602
>senpai noticed me
o-oh gosh

>>5965605
No, that was me

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>sex drive comes back
>lewd feels so much better
>can barely contain my moans
Send help

>>5965608
stfu snape and kill yourself already

Is it okay for guys to be regulars on here or is it frowned upon.

>>5965617
gtfo chaser!!!! xDDDDDDD

>>5965617
:(

>>5965614

Please do not bully the waifus. Very fragile you see.

>>5965617
Only if you're nice and not a creepy chaser all the time

>>5965617
I don't think I've ever seen a guy "regular" last here. Maybe Tahm but I barely see him post.

>>5965617
i've been here for months and it hasn't been a problem, just dont make it known and dont trip

>>5965614
JEWS GET OUT
>>5965607
who are you? ._.;;

I couldn't help myself.

I just want acceptance in the tranny community desu.

>>5965617
we're just gonna assume you're a tranny

>>5965550

<3

>>5965590

this is my fav meme

>>5965617

if you're not a mean chaser then you're fine. like vulture manon is cool af.

>>5965626
Idk, marathonanon is here often and the bearded vulture
They don't trip but they're still regulars

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>>5965558
Prepare yourself for a manly brawl on Wednesday

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>>5965617
This place is guys mostly anyway.

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how to stop feeling like a gross loser
someone come cuddle me
i'm tired of crying but i don't know how to distract myself alone anymore

>>5965629

I had a dream that I detransitioned and begged for my old job back

>>5965637
what happened to mister? .__.

>>5965623
i don't care about your faggy transbian e-romance, just go back to hitting on neckbeards on /r9k/ already

>>5965638
i dont think i know you sry ;_;

>>5965637
i know all those feels but am too far away for cuddles

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>tfw no butt to touch

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>>5965637
Hugs circe ;-;

>>5965640
did you get it back

>>5965649
me too

What do you girls think of self medication? I never drink, so my liver should be good. I do plan on getting regular checks and I wont take more than 2mg estro and 25mg androcur.

Am I really at a much higher risk that way? I mean if I dont start soon I will kill myself. Thats pretty lethal too.

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>>5965634
Did you see my shoulders? I'm so damn manly it'll be over in a second.
>>5965617
I'm one of the manliest posters on 4chan and I'm tolerated.
>>5965637
I don't know, but hopefully it passes senpai. That feel is worst feel.

>>5965643
He got too fat and died of a heart attack
;_;7

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>>5965617
I'm a man and have friends here, the only people who seem to mind are the anons who shit on everyone anyway.
>>5965612
I'm really confused and dumb then ree
>>5965637
play videogames desu

>>5965655
Self medding is a great way to get started before you can get the appropriate medical professionals on board.

>>5965657
Fight me

>>5965637
too bad you ended up in the hospital and not dead you stupid attention whoring tumblr-tier snowflake

shaking my head, you can't even do one thing right

>>5965648
Well hello~

>>5965637
are you back on hrt

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>>5965637
Youre not gross.

Don't let you're mind tell you otherwise. You're pretty.

>>5965662
ui "big guy for you" senpai right here

>>5965655
Honestly, as long as you don't self-med for years, it's fine. Very little short term risks. If it's what you need to start transitioning in earnest, go for it.

>>5965663
>>5965644
*hands u a blue pill*
dw senpai its gonna be ok. you've got a retarded amount of edginess but there's a treatment.

>>5965643

It started as a break but i haven't heard from him is almost two months
someone told me he said he felt like things were looking up for him
can't help but feel like having me out of his life helped with that
i just feel like a disgusting disaster

>>5965649
>>5965651
>>5965657

<3

>>5965660

i don't even want to get out of bed

>>5965666

always been on a low dose

>>5965667

i don't know if that's the kind of comfort i need right now

>>5965667
>lemme suck ur girlcock, m'lady

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>>5965637

legit you need to find something that makes you happy and validates you that doesn't have a dick.
like i've felt bad watching you talk about this stuff but it seems like it's only getting worse and someone has to tell you that you're worthwhile even without someone giving you superficial attention or wanting to fuck you.

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>>5965657
Didn't you know I have a business to run?

>>5965657
i still want to cuddle if you want to im just scared of talking to people

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>>5965644

>Hitting on neckbeards like you
>Implying I'm not recruiting them for my future outer haven style base with my army of orbies, MST (Militaires Sans Testículos)

Pleb pls

What do you want to accomplish in life?

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>>5965617
Sure, if you're OK with people assuming you're repressed trans.

>>5965682
>legit you need to find something that makes you happy and validates you that doesn't have a dick.
So... can fucking cisgirls validate me instead?

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>>5965691
I want to be a moeblob that is taken in by someone who cares for me and dedicate my life to making sure their life is happy and good.

>>5965691
Grow old with someone I love, I guess.

>>5965655
Most people here self medded at some time, just do it, it's not as dangerous as hons want you to believe

>>5965660
Hmm, no i'm kinda confused what you're confused about

>>5965690
i can't even grow neckbeard, try harder bro

>>5965690
>Militaires Sans Testículos
i'm dying

>>5965691
get money fuck bitches

>>5965691
>i want to have all my needs taken care of and live without responsibilities, and be cherished and loved

every tranny ever

>>5965704
>>5965704
>>5965704

>>5965691
A happy life with a nice bf/husband and if possible Adoption or if it's realistic by then own kids

>>5965706
only kayla tbhonest

no one thinks like that

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>>5965701
So you're a kid? Wanna /ss/?

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>>5965675
you don't have to get out of bed to play videogames, friend.
>>5965700
I-I-I don't even know don't mind me

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>>5965691
overall? just comfort. share a nice home with someone i love, in a body i feel comfortable with.

career-wise? hard to say. i'd like to work on a tv show one day. maybe learn to animate as well.

>>5965706
clean the house, make me a sandwich and ill cherish you

>>5965701

I'm so convinced, dude bro man bro male assigned anon of the male sex + gender.

>>5965691
I want to use my already practiced housewife skills to make someone really happy one day
Honestly just living with someone and being able to wake up next to them and see the one I love every day would make me eternally happy

>>5965675
.__.

>>5965712
do you really think kayla is the only kayla in the world?

>>5965691
I want to be a cool undead zombie queen.

namefag anon is really cool and has devastating bantz. its just the kind of hot take on posting that mtfg needs to shake things up around here tbqh

>>5965691
my only goal in life is to be conventionally attractive

>>5965712
i know for a FACT that there are a lot of people who think they that

that may not be their only goal, but its one of them

>>5965682

I don't want hook ups anymore
i've just been like.. stumbling, slowing down with any sex and just feeling worse and worse
I'm just.. ruminating, i don't know, i just keep thinking of everything i did wrong.. I've always gotten compliments on being pretty shit, yeah, but what goods that going to do for anything that really matters to me??
I just.. want him back. I wanna hold him close and kiss him and tell him i love him and it just.. be a good thing. Have it reciprocated happilly and just
Not be the useless fuck up he left.
I just want to wake up, i never thought things could get like this, get this bad
i don't want to do anything anymore

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my Shepard is still depressed. should i make him transition?

>>5965712
>>5965726
im personally sitting on evidence that kayla is paid to shit up these threads and has been since /cd/, just waiting for the right moment to release them because i would be doxxing myself in the process

>>5965706
I ain't even a tranny and I want that more than anything. Would be a top tier housewife tbfh if I had a vag

>>5965633
cartman as well!

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>>5965736
Duh

>>5965731
do you mean congenially

>>5965716
Ok then :)

>>5965706
I don't need that but someone who helps me a bit with my live and really loves me would be so great
I'm ok with working though

>>5965691
Transition culminating in SRS.
Financial security, would be sick to not have to work fulltime.
Lotsa travel.
Marriage and motherhood.

>>5965682
What if I found someone that makes me feel amazing and she just happens to have a dick

>.> asking for a friend

>>5965714
no i take hormones
and i am not into men on estrogen sorry

>>5965720
get off my bad you gross obnoxious lump of cancer

>>5965706
This anon called it
>>5965698
>>5965721
>>5965711

>>5965750

Nice freudian slip. That's a bad anon. Go to your room!!!

>>5965748
>What if I found someone that makes me feel amazing and she just happens to have a dick

So Find a bf instead.

i go crazy if im not working

i.e. right now

>>5965752
I don't care about working though
I don't really want to be a fulltime housewife 2bh
Everything else is the wish of lots of girls actually

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>>5965748

as long as it's an additive and it helps you genuinely grow and betters you as a person then ur good. that connection should be good for you. s-same tho <_<

>>5965691

genuine happiness and personal success. which includes faye as girlfriendo

>>5965693

no, cis women are even worse lol
any time you seek distractions and positive validation from anyone outside of yourself because of personal sadness, you're cheating yourself. it usually causes stagnation in personal development, genuine unhappiness, and despair. personal growth comes with perspective, sacrifice and accountability desu.

>>5965734

i know you do :/ but you have to realize that even on a forum of dozens (if not hundreds at this point) of people who haven't even met you, you have people who think highly of you, and genuinely like you. you're beyond nice and caring to everyone. even those who make being nice to them hard. it'll take time, but i really think you should avoid the hookups, allow yourself to mourn the loss you've undergone in a healthy way, and work on bettering yourself. you're amazingly talented as it is and you have a ton of things you can do with your life, and abundant opportunities to do so. if you focus on working more on yourself and you like...become the kind of fulfilled person you think he wants, he'll either come back to you, or you'll realize you're better off without him. you deserve more than feeling like this and being left by someone who doesn't realize the good you do have, and who doesn't nurture that. give the love you give to everyone else back to yourself.

>>5965734
I have been there. You should ask him if its over. You need a clear answer. If he says yes, burn everything that is a reminder of your time. I burned photos, letters and other things I kept. Seeing these things go helped me process the loss of my love. I was depressive for two years tho.

>>5965736
femshep best shep

>>5965769
I really don't get the housewife fantasy, yeah. You have to be fucked up in the head to think of doing house chores as something desirable.

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>tfw u make ur gf cum buckets from nipple play

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>>5965739
>>5965742
>>5965779
this is getting weird. every custom character i make is always sad.

is it time to replay and make them all girls?
considering im now going to do that irl too...

>>5965782
>tfw former colleague made me wet from rubbing my nipples

>>5965782
good yume

>>5965781
>>5965782
>>5965731
>>5965743

>>5965782

Why would you lewd Amy Victoria? She's such a sweet innocent grill...

>>5965743
maybe, I dunno
I am not an ameriboat

>>5965780
Ok, i mean you can have a much worse job actually
So being a house wife isn't that bad
It'd just probably not be too fulfilling to me

>>5965782
liar

>>5965784
>>tfw former colleague made me wet from rubbing my nipples

Male or female colleague?

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>>5965779
Jack was better.

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>>5965789
Nice one.

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>>5965788
>amy victoria
>innocent

pick one and only one
>>5965786
rofl
>>5965785
^_^
>>5965792
i was pretty surprised but no, i actually did

>>5965788
nice meme

all transbians are sluts

>>5965802
stop bullying me

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tfw ur a tranny

>>5965799
all i wanted was for jack to hatefuck me

>>5965797
Male. He said he doesn't see me as a man or woman which was nice but the blow job I gave him felt like a woman's. He said I should have more confidence in myself and I could attract any guy given time.

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>>5965805
Im gonna fuck you today?

>>5965812

Is he non-white?

>>5965662
Are you sure? I make the character that Philip Best plays in his art look like a wimp.
>>5965685
I'm guessing it involves something besides being manly since I have a monopoly on masculinity.
>>5965688
I may be physically intimidating, but I'm not like scary when you aren't looking at me. I'd like to think so at least.
>>5965690
O-oh.
>tfw pizza knows you're a neckbeard
>>5965691
Feeling good about myself desu.
>>5965809
>plebshowers.jpg

>>5965807
Actually, I'm a frigid prude. But I guess I'm not really a lesbian. Just an asexual woman who's only into female company.

>>5965776
I mean I've felt like I changed and grown a bit in the few weeks that I met her, I should spend as much time as possible with her to see if these feelings continue... For science

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jew jokes

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>>5965811
Sadly you would have probably been too much of a pussy for Jack.

>>5965817
White.

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>>5965808
Don't tell me to stop bullying you when you called me an, "Ameriboat."

>>5965818
I'll fight you, i'm not scared in the slightest.
>pic related is my role model

>>5965829

sure....

>>5965836
The cum in my mouth felt real, and good.

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>>5965650
There's always a butt to touch, even if it's just your own.

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>>5965782
>tfw gem and Yume symotanious breasts rubs

You girls need Jesus ;-;

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>>5965780
>I really don't get the housewife fantasy, yeah. You have to be fucked up in the head to think of doing house chores as something desirable.

>>5965818

Not you .-. silly

>>5965823

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

OP picture. It was done to me it felt ... Kind of uncofortable my legs need more training.

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>>5965841
Needs better anatomy.

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>>5965842
lets go back to church

>>5965809
The cup of coffee in the shower is my favorite.

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I still think this guy is kind of attractive

>>5965834
B-but
I am fragile and stuff

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>>5965822

hm yes that sounds good. for science ye
i kind of feel the same way at the moment about my girl. should spend a looot of time methinks. just to make sure, before...

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Is it possible to laser off butt hair?
Shaving butt is the worst

>>5965855
He looks like he's 12.

>>5965855
weird phrasing
are you only into girls or something?

>>5965865
He is 19.
In that image he is 18.
>>5965864
While I agree its the worst, I don't know if I would feel comfy doing that

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>>5965834
You should be. You saw my bod last thread.
>>5965845
I know! Just memeing on ya fampai.

>>5965864
Probably a bit expensive, but I don't see why it wouldn't be possible.

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>>5965856
I'll let it slide this time, because you knew maya at some point irl, but be warned to never come at me again, because I am above yume level of memer

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>>5965867
I blame a poster here for messing with my mind.

>>5965864

Having a second round with your ex?

>>5965877
seems to happen fairly often

>>5965864
It is, of course. You may or may not feel comfortable having a professional zap your butt but I guess you could use one of those home laser kits?

>>5965864
Is it possible to use an epilator on butt hair?

>>5965871
I mean getting waxed is way more embarrassing >.>
>>5965849
The only heaven I'll be sent to
Is when I'm alone with you
I was born sick, but I love it
Command me to be well
Amen

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>there are people here who think being a housewife is somehow a bad thing

if it doesnt interest you then it doesn't interest you, its just as legitimate of a choice as any career path. no reason to judge dawg

>>5965876
>because you knew maya at some point irl

I didnt ;~~;
I just sneak around the corners of the internet

>because I am above yume level of memer
I doubt thats possible

how many chasers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

none, they sit in the dark because the lightbulb doesn't have a dick

>>5965882
Yup, works great.

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what does captionbot say about you, mtfg?
https://www.captionbot.ai/

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>>5965872
Do you really think i'm scared????

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>>5965889
I can't really describe the picture but I do see person, indoor, woman.

>>5965889
You do look like Iranian Hannah Simone

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>>5965886
Ask her yourself

>>5965897
I bet the one that shall not be named is an even higher level memer

>>5965880
Are those home kits actually effective though?

>>5965878
N-no, I just like to keep myself nice and tidy down there.

>>5965882
I used to do that and it worked well but I stopped after I scraped up my anus with the little tweezers. ;~;

>>5965879
Oh well.
>>5965884
I do not like waxing that much but it isnt difficult for me
like it doesnt hurt much
>>5965885
it would be nice
i wanna take care of someone precious

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>>5965889
>tfw you put a pic in there
>>5965890
No. You should be.

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>>5965889
I think it's a young lady is posing for the camera and she seems .

>>5965893
>>5965897
>>5965900

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>>5965889
FUCK

>>5965885
my career path of choice is killing myself

>>5965889
>it's a woman is looking at the camera and she seems .
I don't know if the emoticon will post on here.

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>>5965889
ROBOTS DONT LIE DO THEY??

>>5965901
i laughed like a hyena reading that

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>>5965901
>I scraped up my anus with the little tweezers.
Nope nope nope.

>>5965907
I bet you hit like a girl. I actually would get in a felony without first informing you I know how to fight, before actually engaging you in a fight.
I have been trained and have one hit KO capability

>>5965901
>Are those home kits actually effective though?
dunno yet

>>5965911
R I P

>>5965907
that was too real ;_;

>>5965901
Nah, home "laser" isn't the real deal. All you get is cheap ass IPL. You're better off getting a good IPL epilator from a reputable brand.

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>>5965889
nicesu

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>>5965911
>he

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>>5965911

>>5965887
this is a harmful stereotype

i understand where you are coming from, but please, in the future, try not to paint chasers with a broad brush. we aren't all bad.

>>5965911
>>5965930
what is this

>>5965931
hello broad brush anon

>>5965901
>I just like to keep myself nice and tidy down there.

Its easy to spot a liar you know?

Just remember to use lube!!!

>>5965931
This. We must stop chaserphobia once for all.

>>5965931
I thought lgbt was about equallity. These kind of rude remarks are not nice, are they?

>>5965925
Tria is the real deal.
Still sucks due to low energy.

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>>5965919
>>5965920
Using epilators on your genitals or butt is asking for trouble, but I have done it, occasionally with disastrous and in retrospect hilarious results.

>>5965925
Maybe I should look into that, anything beats contorting yourself to use a razor on your butt ;_;

>>5965931
just because it's harmful doesn't mean it's untrue

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>>5965889
That's what it says in every pic i upload

>>5965925
Not true, there are home laser devices that use actual diode lasers, they're not all mislabeled IPL devices.

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>>5965889
>~<

>>5965948
smile more =]

>>5965960
trip on oryx

>>5965921
Did you see my fucking build?
>>5965923
Trying not to cry rn desu. I sorta felt good about that one. I don't at all now.

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>>5965940
We always do, but I'm serious we're not going to be having sex on the regular, even if that would be nice.

>>5965937
hey what's up

>>5965941
>>5965943
thanks for your support

>>5965946
it's a stereotype that certainly has a basis in reality, but there are good chasers out there i promise

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t-they know

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>>5965782
d-delete this

>>5965967
LEWD

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>>5965961
shut up...

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>>5965889
oh shit the bot is really good

>>5965973
this is a quality meme

>>5965973
jokes on you I literally grew up away from the west and only knew about Bhuddism and respect towards elders

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KEK

>>5965973
I take solace in the fact that I am rly trutrans(TM)

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>>5965889
not bad.

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>>5965889
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
Don't use this tool to find out if you pass because you don't

>>5965965
>there are good chasers out there i promise
i don't believe you

>>5965973
i've literally never owned a tv and I spent 3/4ths of my life in the ass-ends of rural hicksvilles

>>5965973
Sorry, this isn't my generation. I'm old. Even though the Microsoft bot is nice enough to call me a young lady.

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>>5965889

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>>5965971
;]
>>5965973
we're not the products of brainwashing by DUH JEWS we're products of western society that puts female on a platter and holds them to a higher esteem in a society where kids being raised in single mother homes without a maternal or paternal figure in their lives

>>5965982
honestly, i would say chris chan does pass in that photo. and i'm pretty sure that photo was taken pre-HRT. if you look at her most recent videos she's actually kinda cute now.

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>>5965889
consider this

>>5965991

You can't be serious. You need a vision exam.

>>5965991
>if you look at her most recent videos she's actually kinda cute now.

fuck off

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>>5965991
I don't think so.
Chris-chan is beyond such petty concerns.

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>>5965889
Kek

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LeL

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WOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>5965982
Fuck.

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pretty cool

>>5965997
look, i didn't say she was pretty in that photo. she passes as a slightly below average woman. i would say now, after HRT, she passes as a slightly above average woman.

>>5965998
go and actually look at her videos, she's not half bad. i'd give her a poke myself, honestly.


i'm a guy though, so maybe i'm just not as good at clocking people as you are?

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tfw the bot hits on you

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>>5966013
>go and actually look at her videos, she's not half bad. i'd give her a poke myself, honestly.

kek dude

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>I am not really confident, but I think it's a girl in a pink shirt and she seems . Is that you? I think you look 54% like Julie Dreyfus

This is hilarious!

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>>5965889
captionbot confirmed for being as reliable as pictriev

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>>5965889

If you pass, how easy is it to find a bf that is okay with you being trans?

>>5966023
very easy.

>>5966027
For you maybe
Also it's probably easy to find one but hard to find the right one

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>mfw I'm expanding Captionbot's hon folder

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>>5965889

>>5966023
And it feels soooo good.

>>5965691
Be published, travel more, be happy.

Never be alone.

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>>5966022

>>5966035
but I dont even pass 100%

>I think it's a woman sitting in front of a computer and she seems .

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I keep attempting to get it to say a black man looks like a monkey, but it won't.

>>5966047
I pretty much talked with a hetero guy in boymode about having a date in the future
If you actually pass it's probably much easier

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I am the 1%

>>5966042
It's 1 am and I laughed out loud.

>>5966052
You're the monkey

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>>5966037

>>5966042
lol

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>>5966051

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>>5966057
>lily cole
Well it could have been worse.

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Every other time I upload this I get a different gender

Anyone else get headaches when thier estrogen is too low

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I'm an emoji

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>>5966065

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>tfw christian family

I can never ever transition ;_;

>>5966076
we're your family now

>>>/b/677514018

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>>5966071

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>>5966066
It just thinks I'm people

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Finally got it to gender me right

>>5966082
>>5966057
stop taking close ups

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>>5966080

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>tfw i broke the thread

>>5966042
fucking lol'd

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>>5966089
Wut

Im just posting the funny ones, calm down autismo

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Lol

>>5966078
yeah but I actually need a place to live and real life support

>>5966096
I should sleep

>>5966101
Sleep tight pappers

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if im not mistaken the way it determines if you're a guy or a girl is based on predominantly your hair style, facial recognition software isnt too advanced to ascertain the subtleties of the human face and get gender from that, hair is a pretty good indicator of that though.

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>>5966082
i can't get it to tell me the truth, that i am a sub-human jungle monkey

>>5966106
please tell me how because I think voice is the factor for me

>>5966105
night

>>5966096
>Lindsey Striling
Uh maybe you should stop submitting pics?

>>5966109
It must be the lighting

>>5966110
Night!

>>5966112
It's an improvement from the last person anyhow

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picture related, this is a ciswoman.

>>5966110
im just talking about the bot, not in real life, voice becomes less and less of a factor to a degree the more you pass. a gay guy sounding voice on a person that is tiny and indistuinguisable from a girl will just net the though "hmmm that girl must smoke or perhaps she's butch or was just born that way" unless u sound like an actual man.

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>>5966118
another ciswoman

>>5966118
>this is a ciscwoman

excuse me, she is trans* non-binary, you fucking bigot

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>>5966117
I don't think so.

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>>5966120
and another ciswoman....

so yeah. thinking u pass cus the robot says u does doesn't really mean ya do.
>>5966122
photoshop i believe

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>>5966123
Egads, you're right

I wish we had a refrigerator in the work bathroom

>>5966130

>Charmin

Sophie poops, confirmed.

>>5966134
Naw that's for the men at work, I do work at a hardware store

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>>5966134
dropped harder than casey anthony's kid

>>5966140
Kekeled

>>5966134
we compare shits constantly, we try to get the diarrhea and compete after we eat dairy products

>>5966118
That is the first woman with a beard I've ever seen, tranny or no, that I would fug.

>>5966155
Please stop, you're only making me harder!

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>>5966130
>>5966096
>>5966082
>>5966057
Every time ;_;

Heart pain. I'm going to cry now.

So pretty :(

Everyone in this general makes my heart hurt.

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>>5966158