/mtfg/

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>>5952376
>tim allen would make a more convincing woman than me

>she will never be your mommy

first for won't be the first

>tfw no trip waifu

>>5952382
>>5952384
step it up.

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>>5952377
freaky

barber

things

those are the saddest first four posts ive ever seen in a row desu

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second for AUUUUEUGGGHHH?

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>>5952350
Is there a way to message people on 3ds?

>>5952398
:( feels bad

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>>5952390
you're cool birdanon, I like you

courage is gr8

>>5952192
that and my band name with the last letter cut off.
>>5952380
>>5952382
>>5952384
iktf senpaitachi.

>>5952384
come on down to portland where we've gopt plenty of qt trans girls

>>5952381
I need time anon

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>>5952402
I'm not sure, I think if you want to message someone you have to go through stupid shitty miiverse.

Does anyone know if you can pay for the hotel at Suporn with a credit card? or do you need to pay cash >,<

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>>5952412

>>5952411
this

there are literally five trips staying in our apt (including us) RN

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>>5952387
> tfw your new thread isn't fast enough and now just exists in a state of pathetic nothingness
> tfw that last five words also describws your sex life

>>5952411
they're not her

>>5952419
Im jealous okay? There.

>>5952420
start making it before 150 next time and post links to it as soon as we get there

also just use your thread as the next one after this before someone makes a new one

>>5952426
sorry :/

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>>5952402
Actually you CAN'T message friends on 3DS
>nintendo
>>5952408
th-thanks friend, I like you too

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>>5952416
I think all hotel rooms need credit cards so you can't trash it and run without paying damages

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hRXc_-c_9Xc
>feelings

>>5952432
tfw spider-man passes better than I do

>>5952434
i'd fuck spidermans asspussy.

>>5952434
wait what
that's not tobey macguire

>>5952431
Okay, cause like, i definetely don't have $1400 to pay for the hotel, lmao. just going to work when i get back to America.

Progesterone? Yes or no, if I still have my testicles?

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lol the sniz is out of control

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>>5952432
> mfw I pass better than Spiderman>>5952434

>>5952438
it's the less good spider-man

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>>5952430
good job nintendo. Well you know where to find me when generations comes out

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>>5952446
do you have discord?

>>5952450
THE chase

>>5952342
the only lie is denying your base instincts
it's not your fault you know
our brains are wired fucked up from birth
the treatment is transition
the pain can be eased with HRT

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r8 my 5 min album cover, /mtfg/!

post ur butt and ill do a cum tribute

Why do so many of you people browse r9k? Every other thread is
>Maddie talking about her transbian gf
>pleb complaining about not passing
>Maddie talking about being bullied by you guys

Like Jesus, why though?

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>>5952460
it's OK.
>>5952461
my ass too fat

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>>5952461
this is me

>>5952468

The ass was fat.

>>5952468
>my ass too fat
that is a-ok

>>5952469
>yuri82
>just one girl
I feel tricked ;_;

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>>5952458
you keep calling me this

It doesn't get any closer to being true desu

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>>5952471
whoop whoop anime ebonics kek
>tfw i want to die in my sleep
>>5952473
how fit into frame

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>>5952475
I-I'm sorry here
there's 3 here maybe it'll make up for it :3

>tfw u think ur kinda pretty and passing
>take new photo and make facebook profile picture
>go outside and the sun is too bright, feel way conspicuous
>town is crazy busy because Easter break
>teens and kids and moms everywhere
>feel too tall and gangly and feel like i'm getting clocked
>scurry back home
>cry a bit, sleep it off
>look at picture again in horror
>Tegan&SaraLegolas.jpeg or Nonbinaryfemboydykekin.png

k i l l m e

>>5952469
pls share yuri folder

>>5952464
i was on /r9k/ before i was trippin here. also, you guys are good company. it's the collective gloom that i look for. i think only posted there once today tho.
>>5952468
i need to write the NA;NP and 1.9 by hand tho.

>>5952483
she uploaded it yesterday.

>>5952450
Nope

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>>5952486
? why
do you even have n album

>>5952486
What about Maddie? Can't she keep her transbian shit on /lgbt/. Stop being dicks to her. We don't want her on r9k

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>>5952459
Seconded

>>5952450
How did you choose what species of bird to use as your avatar?

>>5952464
I'll never know, I normally stick to /cgl/ and /tg/ and only leave there for these threads really.

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>>5952483
She uploaded it for me :3
http://imgur.com/a/QxRd0

>>5952479
That's better.

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>>5952483
o-only if u share yuri o-o;
http://imgur.com/a/QxRd0
>>5952501
T-thank you
>//w//<''

>>5952487
oh

I didnt go here like at all yesterday bc I was too busy being in pain and on yumes discord club

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>tfw you miss your qt waifu

i wanna gib her a kiss rn rn
but noOoOOoOOooOOoo. i have to wait 2 whole weeks ;-;

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>tfw u will never yuri a yuri

>>5952506
are you better now

>>5952507
How many cocks will you suck between then and now? How many complete strangers will you degrade yourself for? Do you have regulars who you chat with who come watch you cam often?

im dying this thread omg im dead http://boards.420chan.org/cd/res/397714.php

>>5952384
haaaaiii

>>5952380
that feel

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>>5952492
ah well, look forward to carrying you through hunts :^)))))
>>5952499
Bearded Vultures are beautiful

>>5952501
ty

>>5952505
I dont have yuri t-thats why I asked

the only ones I have are some of the lapisxperidot that isla posted

I could give you my steven universe folder tho

tinychat : therapedungeon

tinychat : therapedungeon

tinychat : therapedungeon

>>5952518
IRL YURI
u + isla gogogogogo

>>5952495
i wanna do a solo /cyb/ skramz thing. i have a lot of cool bleeps from sampling pictures of people post sudoku.
>tfw slowbeef passes better than you
>>5952496
i don't fucking know, i try not to be a dick on here. most of my posting is memeing or self-depreciation.

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Tfw ur gay and drunk

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>>5952514

??? none lmao
i already deactivated all of my dating profiles/apps and cut off all my FWB. not really interested in anyone besides her fampai.

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>>5952525
le slowbeef meme strikes again

>>5952527

gay for dick?

>>5952530
why do you always think i'm memeing ;-;

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>>5952511
no im still in a lot of pain and im working so even more so

my coworker gave me some pills tho so I can kind of move around

>>5952524
:))))))

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>>5952459
I'm afraid.

I'm afraid of what I might become.

I might hate my own manhood. But others respect me for who I am. Now.

I can't face their criticism or judgement.

I'm poisoned by test. But it makes the pain subside sometimes. Stops me from crying.

It's a poison. But hopefully one day. I close off completely and don't feel anything anymore.

>>5952527
Hey. Get off r9k with your transbian fetishist shit. Thx

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>>5952532
because it's not slowbeef you fucking mongoloid cunt.

>>5952539
Link?

>>5952480
This why I fear transitioning.


At least as a man I don't need to look at myself in the mirror and worry how pretty I am. Because I know it doesent matter what I look like. All I need to worry about is work and sleep.

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>>5952509
iktf
Especially sad when I'm not even a girl (trans or cis).

>>5952518
Here:
http://imgur.com/a/KNLNO
http://imgur.com/a/S7wLE
http://imgur.com/a/OB2P8
http://imgur.com/a/Ew1vC
Some are NSFW.
I got them from [spoiler]reddit[/spoiler]

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this is the edition ive been waiting for my whole life

>>5952540
sheet, he looks like him. or as least what i can see of slow in the crappypastas.

can someone tell me why the only thing I can stomach right now is candy

am I diabetic or something??

>>5952535
you have to respect yourself

who gives a dick if others dont respect you, your happiness is more important

>>5952547
HISSSSSS

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>>5952549
bcus candy is the ONLY TASTY FOOD

>>5952541
Literally any trap thread with you and pizza.
>pizza my gf
>pizza so cute
>I wanna suck on pizza boiclitty

>>5952533
>trans flag
the absolute madman

>>5952545
tytyty

there's literally nothing wrong with reddit, there are a bunch of useful subreddits

>>5952552
YES, THIS IS TRUE

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>>5952535
just transition batgirl.

>>5952509
never again anyways *sigh* I'm always being rejected but with my face why wouldn't you reject me.

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>>5952516
All birds are beautiful imo. I really like chickens though, roosters specifically.

>>5952535
Or youll finally give in at 40 from being unable to fight it anymore and end up transitioning into a perma hon. You might even get the opportunity to completely disappoint your wife and children, and have them all grow distant and leave you.

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get in tinychat, edie wrecking sniz.

I think I belong in this thread again
hi, /mtfg/, long time no see

>>5952566
hi! how are you?

>>5952543
it's not the worst feel, its just dysphoria and insecurity and crowds of people freaked me pretransition anyway

>>5952553
gross

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>tfw mado is sicky

>>5952545
oh w-wwoow

I-I um thanks

>>5952566
do you feel like a girl today special gender snowflake?

>>5952569
>>5952569
Yeah. Lovey dovey shit is annoying on r9k

>>5952567

My belly hurts.
I rode my bike for like ten miles but then i've eaten like ten eggs between now and when i got home and it was a thoroughly bad decision.
I was supposed to have people over but now i'm just aching in bed.

>>5952570
really sick too :(

>>5952549
It's a false kind of happiness. And without it. I'm lost.

If I transition I'll be afraid, anxious and scared. Of what I'll look like. Of appearing weak, of being judged as mentally ill, as gay (which I hide), as a disgusting weirdo

And I'll lose the things that helped keep me sane when I am sad. My carapace of muscles. My reputation as a normal guy. My right as a man to say "I'm fine" and pretend I'm ok. To never let anyone in.

I've become dependant on this facade.

I fear losing it. It's all I've ever known.

meh im bored thanks for the dump yuri anon and i talk to you peeps later peace im out

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>>5952561
there's either a deeper meaning to that rooster bit or you're the anon that keeps calling my birds turkeys in which case I sware2god

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hi pham check out my new shirt for visibility day ;^)

>>5952535
take it from someone stupid enough to try the repression route
it doesn't work
I'm a mess and proof positive that transitioning early is the right decision

>>5952579
would you rather ruin your life with something you know will only make you feel worse and worse, or would you rather transition and have to face the unknown

please dont give up on your one shot of being genuinely happy

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hi y'all!

I think TDOV is dumb. The point of being trans is to be as stealth as possible !

>>5952577
ah
I guess I can't relate because I have a bottomless stomach lol

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>>5952578
plz take good care of the mado ;~;

>>5952592
agreed
besides, for me every day is trans visibility day

>>5952592

The point of red is to cuddle her as much as possible.

>>5952592
are you a babyfur

>>5952553

You jellin my man? If you jellin, please wait on hold for an operator to assist you.

>>5952553
I can't help it I like her a lot >.>

>>5952597
ouch, sheen with the self-burn

can someone please explain to me who sniz is and why we hate him

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>>5952547

>>5952592
It's good you're a furry now, no one will have to see the faggot under the fursuit.

>>5952608
>not hating all men

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>>5952599
Let's engage in cuddling~
>>5952597
What do you mean by that?

I tried making friends with this popular girl who's really waifish, skinny and pretty today. But she just told I look cute today and didn't want to really hang out today

>>5952605
>>5952602
No, relationshit shit doesn't belong on r9k. Keep that shit here. Come to r9k when you want to be sluts and bait faggots. Thx

>>5952615
>Let's engage in cuddling~

~~cuddles you~~

>>5952533
>deleted
But why though?

>>5952596
I would but im really sick too :s

hailey is taking good care of mado tho

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>>5952581
Chickens really are my favorite animal. And a nice cock can taste amazing.

>>5952614
>Not wanting to be held by a big strong man who makes you feel safe
Ishygddt

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>>5952601
nope! but I know some!
>>5952614
men are good! Hating all of them is just irrational.....

>>5952624
sick with what

>>5952615
I mean that I look like a man and sound like a man and always will
It's obvious to everyone I ever meet that I'm a man pretending to be a woman

im looking for my gf have any of you seen her

>>5952624
ya hailey said she was taking care of mado :3
but who will take care of you ;w;

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>>5952630
Haha, I have a few ways I could respond to this but I'm just gonna go with I fucking knew it.

>>5952638
is it me

>>5952635
idk, I used to think it was justva really strong cold but my throat really hurts too

im feeling that and it feels like my entire body (besides my head) has a migraine

>>5952644
yeah

>>5952647
then you're someone who broke up with me ;~;

>>5952641
I've been

>>5952646
good luck

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>>5952641
my mommy

how many people here live in australia?

>>5952650

show your face in therapedungeon you slut.

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>>5952650
hihihihi

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>>5952650
hi pretty boy~!!!!!
<3
let's kiss

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Should I shave my leggy legs

Almost 2 months HRT ;_;

>>5952656
I'm too tired
>>5952659
>>5952652
Hi kitten. I just woke up from a nap
>>5952660
If you so desire

>>5952654
me ;)

>>5952662
I started shaving my legs months before I even started hrt

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>>5952664
moooommy ~

>>5952666
Wer bin ich

>>5952672
nur du weißt das anon.
>>5952670
Hi baby girl ~

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>>5952662
you should (:

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>>5952587
Any other drug. And I'd be dead of an overdose by now.

It's those moments. Where I pushed too hard. Where my lungs feel I'm about to collapse, where my heart is pounding and my body is numb. Where I go lightheaded because I've just pushed myself further past an old record.

My body is in so much pain and endorphin flooded pleasure. It becomes primal. My thoughts are washed away in a sea of exhausted esctasy. My anxieties, my desires, my desire to be a girl. My self loathing. For a single beautiful few minutes. It goes away.

Completely overpowered by male hormones. A reward for the pain I paid to get it.

I'm hooked on it. Its my only source of relief from my own thoughts. My only comfort.

Maybe one day I'll go too far. And the training will finally kill me. And I'll die in one of those few moments where I'm feeling happy.

I know it's a warped state of mind. But the claws are in deep.

So long as I get that fix. I'm rewarded with sweet temporary oblivion.

That's why I'm afraid to let go. It's too easy to stay a slave to it.

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>>5952677
did your nap make you feel any better mommy?

>>5952672
near melbourne

>>5952683
Yes. Why new trip?

>>5952681
estrogen is more of an endorphin rush EVERY DAY tho :(

>>5952656
>tfw want to show my face in therapedungeon but can't

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>>5952686
im using adris, idrk why

I should probably stop but I felt like I had to

>>5952689
It's an addiction.

Just last week I had finished a workout and pushed too hard again.

I was puking my guts up and laughing on the side of the road like a maniac in the early hours of the morning.

It's not just about the rush. It's about forgetting who I am for that one small moment.


I would consider steroids but they convert into estrogen anyway and fuck you up.

>>5952685
I'm in melbourne, a little north from inner city

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goodnight friends

>>5952702
there's a few people here that live in melbourne, they're just not posting currently. by "near" it, i mean i'm a few hours away. how is it there? i'm planning to move there when i can.

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>>5952701
your giving up your sense of self for a high

its only gonna get you more and more regret the longer you keep it up

>>5952706
gnight

>>5952706
goodnight birdanon!

>>5952709
It's pretty nice, I like the inner city a lot. Everyone here is pretty pro-lgbt. Only thing is rent is expensive so you better have a plan for that.

>>5952701
just kill yourself

>>5952716
how much is it /week?
i'm only on gubmintbux for now.

>when you try to makeup and you just end up looking worse than without it

https://un
see.cc/migezoda/

https://un
see.cc/zeritupo/

someone kill me

>tfw put clear nail polish on my fingers
n-no one will notice right

>>5952706
night
>>5952662
fug I've been shaving my legs for years and I'm not even on hrt yet

>>5952729
have you had ffs?

>>5952734
no and I don't have that kinda money right now

>>5952729
lipstick is nice. the rest is kind of a disaster. keep at it qt.

>>5952732
I haven't shaved my legs in like 3 years. Naturally having hairless legs is nice.

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>>5952686
>>5952699
>tfw you make your mommy sad
no ;~;

>>5952743
How did you make me sad? I am not sad

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>>5952710
I wish I could be a girl.

But I'm in too deep now. I've come too far. There is no turning back.

if there was a magic button I could press. Believe me. I would take it.

I've grown to be satisfied with my lucid dreams where I'm a girl and my adrenalin highs in real life.

I have to keep it going for as long as I can manage.

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>>5952748
oh okay!!

Im just being autistic then

>Friend of a friend makes a post about "Happy Trans Visibility Day" and posts a pic of herself with "# transvisibility # selfie # trans" (without the spaces)
>I've known her since she was 15 and thought she was a lesbian who liked to do drag king things for some events sometimes for funsies where she would draw a beard on herself
>Double check older posts
>See a bunch of pics of her posing with a midriff, with her boyfriend (wait, what, she has a boyfriend right now)
>She's very -not- butch, she's definitely a woman, she's dating a straight guy

This shit shouldn't make me angry but damn.

>>5952753
why would you post that pic

>>5952753
kayla, make sure to ^

>>5952753
It's good to know that you never post lewd pictures anymore and it was just that one time on /b/, you fucking fetishist.

>>5952753
did you think of your dog knotting you?

>>5952753
mmmmmmmmmmm

>>5952753
can u not kayla, this a blue board

>>5952759
>jealous of my smooth butt

>>5952761
no gross, also my dog was a girl dog

>>5952750
you know you could still get an adrenaline rush on hrt right?
you don't have to give up running
you could get yourself a whole new set of women's running clothing and everything

>>5952768
sincerely go kill yourself.

>>5952753
blue
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>>5952753
thanks a lot kayla, my fucking kids saw that. this is supposed to be a worksafe board...

>>5952761
her dog was a girl tho

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>>5952753
Damn Kayla, keep it in your skirt.

>>5952768
>tfw hairy ass

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>>5952773
WHY WOULD YOU BE BROWSING MTFG IN FRONT OF PEOPLE?

>>5952771
looks like my job is done

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Kayla can I work at your farm plz

>>5952773
nice meme

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>>5952769
Not just running Anon. I lift too.


The thought of that is nice. But I'm simply too far masculinised by years of muscle growth.

I would never be the cute female I wanted to emulate.

It was easier to build a lie than to face what I was.

>>5952780
grats sir, was disappointing your parents part of your plan?

>>5952782
it was a dumb idea, no way I could raise the capital needed to start it
also I don't want to start money talk because I don't wanna fuck up my post orgasm glow

>>5952780
>WHY WOULD YOU BE BROWSING MTFG IN FRONT OF PEOPLE?

because i have no other choice? my kids are running all over the house, there is no such thing as privacy in my life.

>>5952783
dont ever talk to me or my wife's kids ever again

>>5952782
It should be called KayTown.

And the Coven should be Transylvania.

>>5952788
I thought you found a place for pocket change? What happened to the cheap 50k property?

>>5952798
>tfw ywn rail kayla's ass until she cries

>>5952798
DELETE THIS

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>>5952798
tfw you will never be as agp as kayla

>>5952799
worst feeling

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>>5952786
its not impossible

>>5952799
>tfw I will never have my ass railed because I am so anti social I delete every dating profile I make

>>5952811
I remember finding this really inspiring. She was like 30 too, wasn't she?

>>5952727
it really depends which area of melbourne you're in. Inner city and close suburbs typically run you about like $300-400 per week for 1bed1bath (sometimes 2bed), but If you roomed with someone and went a little further out you could get better deals.

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Absolutely revolting

>>5952821
actually i don't know
her tumblr is lady-feral i think

>>5952831
cyba ur qt

c-can you be my older sister

Is it necessarily a bad idea to drop everything and move from small town Midwest to Portland or something?
It's pretty tempting desu

>>5952837
Unless you're leaving a job it's probably a good idea.

tinychat
therapedungeon


get in here

>>5952816
you should cam until you have money for SRS
I'd pay to see that ass wriggling in my face

>>5952837
the midwest is shit and portland is fucking amazing

if you dont have anything holding you down theres no reason not to

>>5952837
Serious answer: yes
Meme answer: only if you're OK with turning lesbean

>>5952848
>>5952849
How expensive is rent in portland for like a studio apartment?
I've been considering moving, but I'd only be able to take low-skill jobs.

>>5952831
>tfw ywn kiss cyba on the mouth

>>5952849
>Serious answer: yes
Yes it's a bad idea?

>>5952855
I looked, its pricey as fuck. I was going to move there actually last year but the whole area kinda looks junky

>>5952861
No, yes as in you should do it, I misread the question

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>>5952856
[email protected]
>>5952837
That's what I am doing
>>5952855
I would also like to know

>>5952841
>>5952848
>>5952849
In hoping to stay here until I finish high school at least, but that's still a year away. I guess it all depends on how long I can hide effects of hrt from my parents, who have assured me things will get violent if I try to transition. I guess Portland is a backup plan desu but I don't have any connections or leads for jobs or anything, so it seems kind of dumb idk.

>>5952866
we both know you dont respond to your email

>>5952755
Stuff before you come out doesn't really mean anything desu, sexuality even less so. If you're trans your brain is already fucked up, why would you expect a necessary link between the fuck up in your gender identity and the fuck up in your sexuality?

>>5952843
its kinda sad if you need reminders at least twice every thread for people to join

>>5952843
I went in... Got a radio call, left.
:(
I made my appearance. Sorry folkd

>>5952775
Since when did being a girl imply no dick? This is /mtfg/ after all.

(And regardless of what Kayla did, I don't know the images were gone when I was reading the thread, that comment by that anon was pretty uncalled-for. Even if you don't like Kayla, it's obvious that her dog was very important to her; have some fucking respect for the dead.)

>>5952855
like 600-800$ unless youre looking for a really nice place

>>5952872
I really doubt she's trans. She's just in the LGBT groups at her university. And by stuff before coming out I mean she did this shit last week.

Maybe she is, but that was a lazy and vague announcement and no one asked for clarification. I think she's just wishing trans people a happy visibility day.

>>5952855
if you have to have an apartment without roommates you're going to have a very bad time

>>5952878
I am at that point no one can say anything about my dog that would bother me. She is dead after all and I shed my tears.

Alison, I'm making potato's for dinner. Do you want curry or spicy potatos?

>>5952886
spicy curry

>>5952886
you should put the potatoes in the spicy curry

>>5952886
neither

>>5952873
This.
The shilling gets old.

>>5952892
No I mean curry potatos or spicy potatos. Both are spicy but one is main curry the other is main red pepper.
>>5952890
I could honestly just make curry rice and potatos

>>5952886
what would spicy potatoes entail?

>>5952886
chop em up, bake them, then fry them in light oil in a skillet and ad beef powder and fresh basil
then serve with lots of ketchup

>>5952899
>basil with potatoes
no kayla
rosemary
or sage
not basil

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>>5952886
>curry

>>5952884
I can make the 900 rent I have now with two jobs, room mates would be ideal but it's hard to come by people I wouldn't be afraid of killing me in my sleep here.

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Does srs give you a hymen? I always wanted a bf to run my hymen until I have strong orgasms...

>>5952908
are you getting srs instead of your nose angie?

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>at D&D, was told there would be pizza so ended up just bringing a salad because trying to eat better
>pizza turns out to be amazing pizza with super thick cheese
>tfw eating salad while everyone else stuffs themselves with pizza
;~;
At least I got to make a wyvern's penis explode, and gave a villager another wyvern's penis as a good luck charm

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>>5952908
No

>>5952912
>tfw no wyverns pernis

>>5952898
Pepper, garlic salt, oregano, dip of your choice

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>>5952903
you don't need to add much, you put it in the small bit of oil as you fry the tater chunks
trust me its good

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>>5952897
>curry rice and potatos
mmmmmm that sounds nice

>>5952907
you dont have to worry about that like at all here

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>>5952915
Would a lesbian even want an mtf if they can't taste the hymen while eating you out?

>>5952924
It's too late to cook rice desu, I can cook you Japanese curry tomorrow. I can still make Indian curried potates if u want tho

>>5952916
I'd give you one but the villager stuck it on his pike, he was really sold on how awesome wyvern cocks were after dat deception roll ;~;

Sigh.

Sixteen year old trannies who dont think they'll pass. Just kill me now.

>>5952925
Most cis girls break their hymen before they even have sex, or while masturbating.

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>>5952952
bcus some won't o-o
>>5952930
yume a sweet

>>5952952
some of them won't, 16 is past puberty too.

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>>5952925
that pizza looks tasty af

>>5952959
yume mommy best mommy :3

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>>5952978

>>5952925
>>5952985
>no olives
Into the trash they go.

>>5952990
olives are for eating not for putting on pizza

>>5952985
oh goddd

>>5952990
>olives
into the trash you go

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>>5952964
Reminder that you can transition at 35 and not only pass flawlessly but be beautiful as well. That "too old" meme seriously has to die.

>>5952871
I do tho

>>5952993
>implying there's anything you shouldn't try to put on pizza
Spaghetti with meat sauce is surprisingly good if you can find a place that does it

>>5952999
>thinks he is beautiful

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>>5952981
yummy yume!

>>5953002
this
pineapple and ham is criminally under rated

>>5953002
trying anything is fine but somethings are just plain awful for pizza

like sardines

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tfw never pass

>>5952999
I agree with you, but once you go past puberty youve got masc features and that'll make you question if youll pass. some people will have more trouble than others, no matter the age they started.

>>5953002
i like alfredo more, though ive had homemade mac and cheese on top too and it was great.

>>5953007
i cant think of a single pizza place that doesnt have pineapple and ham

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>>5953006
yummy mommy yume

>>5953001
are you sure?

>>5953012
>i cant think of a single pizza place that doesnt have pineapple and ham
exactly, and yet everyone is always all
>pineapple on pizza ewww
and its like
"what the fuck do u even know"
u know?

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>>5953011
same
>>5953013
How yummy >//w//<

>>5953011
iktf

>>5953007
I personally don't like sweet things on my pizza, but I can understand why some people like it. Just more attuned to salty than sweet I guess.

>>5953010
I sorta want to try that, I've never had pizza with sardines, or anchovies

>>5953012
Mac and cheese pizza sounds fucking amazing

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>>5952999
You got super lucky.

>>5953003
>being jealous

>>5953013
>tfw no mtfg mommy

>>5953025
>Just more attuned to salty than sweet I guess
lewd!
d-do you like anchovies and white sauce pizza?

I wanna shove my big big in your small smalls. ;)

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>>5953019
VERY yummy :3

>>5953029
That wasn't intentionally lewd ;~~~;
Haven't had anchovies on pizza before, they're not as much of a thing up here, but I suspect I would quite like them given how salty and savory they're supposed to be. White sauce isn't my first pick, but I do like it paired with stuff like shrimp :3

Do you have a fav topping?

>>5953038
bbq meatlovers >>5952985
also shrimp on pizzas is goat

D E A D

same time EVERY night

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>lay in bed all day wanting to die
>wake up
>make food
>everyone passed out
>not hungry at all
>think i messed up the food
>it actually ends up tasting alright

gem i hope you like this i am having an awful day

>>5953046
it's tough being a mommy

>>5953025
anchovies taste like someone ate bacon and shit it out onto your pizza

I had that thought too until I tried it

>it cant be that bad
>it might be good in its own weird way

>>5953046
if you made it Im sure itll be really good mommy !!

>>5953051
anchovies are good you racist

>>5952999
it's all genetics, not age

>>5953051
Why do you insist on her being mommy?

>>5953046
Why's everyone passed out at 10 pm idgi
>>5953054
it both

>>5953051
Anchovies can be good, but you have to have onions and olives along with them and the top of the pizza should be really well cooked, almost brown. Anchovies drowning in half-cooked cheese is a bad idea.

>>5953042
>meat lovers
The best canvas on which to paint the perfect pizza

>>5953051
I like weird and strong umami and salty flavours though, I'd be surprised if I didn't like anchovies. ;~;

>>5953052
>racist
only a nigger could like anchovies

they're disgusting

>>5953055
bc it makes me really happy when shes my mommy

>>5953057
fair enough

I just wasnt very keen on even
touching them again because it almost made me vomit

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>>5953047
>it's tough being a mommy

ahahaHAHAHAHAHAH
>>5953056
everyone in my house apparently, i tried to help them move to the bed but they didnt wake up and i didnt want to bother them
>>5953051
idk i hope

they're p good but i dont want to eat anything

its basically just like honey mustard BBQ mashed potatos

it sounds weird but its alright. its really basic right now but the core concept is alright... i just need to add something besides starch that goes well with the flavour palette. maybe like chopped up hot dogs or something would be good

>>5953059
Try Roquefort on a cheese pizza, then. Even better than gorgonzola.

>>5953059
>meat lovers
Come on, now you're just doing it on purpose.

>>5953062
@______@ too many drugs?
>>5953063
>Roquefort
>gorgonzola.
what

>>5953062
>chopped up hot dogs
please please do this

>>5953066
Almost any kind of blue cheese on pizza is great.

>>5953063
>any sort of blue cheese
Omgg yess. I love blue cheeses, and I feel sad that I've never tried them on pizza other than in dip form

>>5953064
B-but I'm not, I just love meat lovers pizza, especially when it's loaded up with donair meat and green olives ;_;

>>5953072
dipping pizza is genuinely the best. food that gets dipped in general is just more fun.

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>>5953066
funnily enough i think today was the day that everyone was sober. i have been feeling awful mentally lately, so i just dipped out the entire day and layed in bed

edibles are REALLY good at just dippin out
>>5953068
ok i can

>>5953075
dipped in marinara though?
>ywn eat pizza with kayla, faye, edie and jupiter at disneyland

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what the fuck is this

>>5953083
aplir foors gaijin!

>>5953075
Makes it that much more unhealthy but I agree, I can't order pizza without some sort of dip anymore, the crust just cries out for something to be dipped in.

>>5953077
Any dip is better than no dip, and marinara is at least vaguely low cal, not that that matters that much when you're eating pizza

>>5953083
My post haxxed u

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>>5953076
s: hope you're feeling a bit better after that. Rest is always nice.

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>>5953072
you really love meat, dont you elanna?