/MTFG/ Face sitting edition

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>>5941767
more like degenerate edition
who /innocentcatholicgirl/ here?

>>5941767
Why is this even a fetish? Shit just looks uncomfy mane.

>>5941767
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I'm curious, what are your fetishes mtfg???

>>5941785
armpits and smell

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>>5941778
Tfw born innocent and will die innocent
>>5941785
Strangling people
Lolol

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>>5941779
my gf has a nice soft butt i like to nibble on
>>5941780
ass is great, nothing like a tasty butt pressing down on your face and your partner pulling on your hair

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>tfw you realize you need everythingplasty

>>5941785
Long hair

>>5941778
>germanic
>anything but lutheran

DROPPED

>>5941798
>being a heretic

get out

>>5941785
I'm a little. Everything else stems from that haha. But I'm also 5'0 even and 95lbs so people can literally carry me around. I love it.

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How do I find things that I'm interested in and stop being bored

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>>5941796
Kys??????????
>>5941805
>Small
triggered

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>tfw ur gf won't give you cummies on ur tummy

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>>5941730
how do you mean i'd walk over you? im pretty nice in real life but i do not take people's emotions into consideration ever unless its the rational thing to do
>>5941745
idk

it makes it more fun that people don't get it, so who cares. intelligent people will be able to see through people's persona's. it's quite easy to tell who is a perma-troll and who's not.
>>5941752
thats odd
>>5941760
md/lg pet play

i have a lot more and ive made lists before but those are my top fetishes
>>5941802
hello lad
>>5941798
>>5941803
i would almost agree with Phienchen because I was a proud catholic but after the pope kissed those nigger's feet im not sure if im okay with this anymore

we need an anti-pope

>>5941802
M A G A

> Tfw in androgmode (skinny women's jeans, androg coat, well-fitted but not tight androg shirt, etc. etc.)
> Tfw you pass 100% at the mall.
> Tfw you weren't expecting to randomly pass 100%, so you have to generate girlvoice out of your ass.
> It works, never misgendered the entire day, no weird looks, no nothing.

Holy shit, what just happened? I'm not even trying right now. I still haven't done my bushy eyebrows or ditched my glasses for contacts or a more fashionable pair.

Feels weird man.

>>5941796
With a really good voice, you could pass just fine. I'd say work on that (and get some new fucking clothes obviously).
Enviable/10

>>5941805
wow, nice!!

Im into cg/l too but I'm not small and cute like that, I really want to be a little though, desu

>>5941808
>telling me to kill myself because i can't change the unchangeable
you are a jerk

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good afternoon fggts~

>>5941808
thyroid issues growing up and self medding from 13. kind of shitty needing a step stool for stuff on top of the cabinets but you know.

>>5941796
You look like my mom, that's weird
>>5941785
I have 0 fetishes

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>>5941817
>Tfw no gf to cum inside you after you dominate her and suck her penis

>>5941820
>how do you mean i'd walk over you?

I am too meek to communicate feelings irl, so its barely possible to read me unless youve known me for a long time I guess

>>5941820
>i would almost agree with Phienchen because I was a proud catholic but after the pope kissed those nigger's feet im not sure if im okay with this anymore
GOD I HATE THAT POPE
so mad seriously.

lets make someone antipope

>>5941785
might as well clear this up

AAP
petplay
leather
denim
watersports (only mild stuff)
androgyny (only other people though)
being taken advantage of sexually, drugged etc.
non-monogamy

these are the main ones that come to mind

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>>5941820
Hiiii I was a big Catholic too! Very devout!
I want to be the degenerate filthy anti pope

also this is the best pic of Yume ever?!?!!?

Does anyone have any stories of girls being killed when they come out? Like fathers murdering their trans daughters, or boyfriends murdering them when they find out they were dating a trans.

This is my worst fear :(

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>>5941839
>getting told I look like a 35 year olds mom
i push my fingers into my eyes

>>5941790
Saaame, I didn't know until my fiancée got me into it

One of mine anyhow

reminder that if you vote trump you're an angry male AGP

https://www.wikiwand.com/en/Angry_white_male

>>5941848
dead trannies post no tales

>>5941851
better an angry male than literally getting stoned by muds.
also: I have XY chromosomes, and I am angry. I guess it checks out

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>>5941844
We need God's rottweiler again.

>>5941839
nonsense

you just havent figured it out yet

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>>5941841
>>5941817
>tfw you fuck your kitten after a week of starving her of cock and letting her play around with qt traps but not let anyone fuck her

hue hue hue hue very good the afterglow was 100 ok :)))
>>5941846
this is a pretty good pic of me too
>>5941844
>I am too meek to communicate feelings irl

you misunderestimate my level of skill, when i met alison she was probably 100x more meek and shy than you and has actual autism. she has repeatedly said over and over that i'm the only person in her entire life that has ever been able to read her properly and know what she wants just from a new mumbles and stuff. i am extremely good at reading people irl

the antipope needs to be a strong conservative and anti-muslim

religious war now
>>5941851
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

>>5941858
crusade when?

>>5941851
Why are you such a little bitch? You aren't even a female.

>>5941830
it's def the genetic lottery. And stealing my dads credit card for hormones lottery lmao

>>5941805
Nothing worse than manlets.

>>5941778
I am actually seriously considering converting to Catholicism.
>>5941798
>Lutheranism

Ahh the old heresy with no Biblical basis

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someone said we should post our fetishes

>>5941863
>>5941867
this testosterone rage is scary, can't be good for your body

>>5941863
maybe :3
we ll probably never find out ; ;

>>5941876
good girl

>>5941864
Right after the Orthodox and Catholic Church unification.

>>5941882
Are you Catholic :?

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>>5941877
here's your template

>>5941884
thats exactly what my wet dreams are about

>>5941863
C-cool
Tfw no mtf gf
Rip me jkm bro

>>5941879
Go be a Swede somewhere else.

>>5941877
filling out fetish charts is one of the most agp things you can do

>>5941745
pretty sure youre the same insufferable whiner in real life desu

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>>5941863
so pretty.....

I want to be your kitten and have you cuck me!

>>5941888
yes
>>5941778

>>5941896
nope I vent it all online so I don't have to subject my friends etc. to it

actually I'm just gonna use the tc /rrobynne, no need to shit up the trans room with my disgusting eating habits

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>tfw amazon knows you are a fruit loop

>>5941808
Don't forget what I said about kayla and going balls deep in me and her dysphoria

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>>5941785

light bondage. so like choking, spanking, restraints and all of that in general.
i'm a switch tho so everything i like doing to someone i like being done to me.

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>>5941920
K E K

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>>5941882
i want to visit germany someday

das fuehl
>>5941899
lol really? i can 100% do that
>>5941891
idktf
>>5941914
just use yummeyyume

no rules

>>5941921
Soon
>>5941841
Soonish

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>>5941790
>>5941850
not that i like armpits but sweat is a patrician turn-on.

apart from that i'm pretty vanilla.

>>5941798
>>5941803
>>5941876
aha, this debate. put simply, my position is catholicism as a belief system is better than the prods but worse than the pre-christians. catholicism as a religious institution is pretty disgusting.
my dad's family was irreligious.
my mum's family was Christengemeinschaft who are weird but so much more palatable than evangelicals.

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rate my degeneracy lads

>>5941920
"Yeah you like that you big manly man? (grunt) how's that sir? (cums inside) Good thing you can never get pregnant"

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>>5941931
Deus Vult, Mommy~

Plz cuck me and put a little cage on my tiny GT

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>>5941919

>>5941931
DEUS
IO
VULT

>>5941942
>Q
oh well
...
>L
too bad.

>>5941936
>but worse than the pre-christians

You mean the stone-throwing, crucifying, mass murdering bastards?

>catholicism as a religious institution is pretty disgusting.

In what way?

>>5941942
what the fuck does the Q mean?

>>5941931
I know that you don't know because ur a trans person with a transpartner
This suffering is solely my own ;'^]

>tfw no trannycock in ur vagine
>>5941935
Jelly ;-;
She can cum?

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>tfw qt turtle waifu

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daily reminder that if you talk about denominations of Christianity without knowing shit about them you're fucking stupid, educate yourselves.
>>5941951
did u have srs? or are you just a girl chaser

>tfw no qt girl chaser to use as a cumdump

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i wanna buy this to decimate my bp

>>5941947
stone-throwing is an inherently semitic thing faggot.

but yeah i'll own the crucifix. as well as the Dionysia and copious amounts of buggery.

ummm, how is the organisation of catholicism disgusting? i dunno, i just don't agree with that much centralisation of power.

>>5941785
>having fetishes

>>5941958
>doesn't include every single one of the thousands of denominations
dumped.

>>5941959
seek help

>>5941960
But the Germanic barbarians committed massacres and other pre-christians were just as barbaric.

>i just don't agree with that much centralisation of power.

God granted the Church that power therefore it is entirely justified.

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>slightly less than 2 weeks to develop a bullet hell shmup
>too tired to do anything rn
halp

>>5941958
#2
>tfw not a cumdump
>tfw no precum soaked penis to put in ur mouth
>tfw she likes to have her nipples played with etc
Fml lol jk idec
>>5941967
They're flithy degenerates

>>5941968
>seek help
why? its not like I will ever get a boyfriend

>>5941971
>develop a bullet hell shmup

what does this mean

>>5941973
What's your type?

No harem mode. The dream is dead.

>>5941945
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SOzRx35D0Xc

>>5941845
nothing really specific. more of the whole giving yourself entirely to someone else.

>>5941969
>God granted the Church that power therefore it is entirely justified.

bottom line is you're worshipping the patriarch of the kikes.
you're literally praying power into the hands of the yids.

try channelling the Nazi devas for once. stop worshipping the deities of other tribes.

>>5941977
that's not a normal sex toy, and it's not a normal thing to post a webm like that with a comment like that.
you're not proving anything to anyone.

>>5941980
D R O P P E D

>>5941980
like touhou

>>5941921
are you going to do fayes makeup get her to wear extensions and a dress then take pictures of her looking cis tier?

>>5941845
Wait where's the scat and vomit you double degenerate?

>>5941987
WHY
please stop dropping me I already have a very evil headache

>>5941982
Small petite pale and nerdy
Tall is also cool though
Idk that's a tough question for me

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r8 my OC lads

>>5941973
>>5941992
i think we could work something out dawg

hmu
>>5941968
too much shit to include, but yeah i agree with you

>>5941987
>>5941988

HA
my secret source helped me out
now I know!

>>5941990
tastes change bruh
I'm in a better place mentally

>>5941971
I hear you loud and clear famalam

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>>5941986
i wasn't being serious about it, probably will buy this and call it the Chadernator

>>5941980
Something like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQshLOXWiGM

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>>5941887
make the switch to Discord™ then

>>5941997
10/10 das a good meme

>>5941992
Shame. Tall dark and nerdy.

>>5942004
Discord is for weirdos.

>>5941949
Q is questioning sexuality
LGBTQA and I there's probably more but I dont know.

>>5941986
Jesus was the son of God, young lady. That is pure blasphemy.

Jesus' ethnicity/race while he was on Earth is irrelevant - he could have appeared as a Nigerian prince and he would still be the son of God.

>try channelling the Nazi devas for once

You mean the state-controlled cult set up to indoctrinate people into abandoning the word of God for the word of Satan?

>stop worshipping the deities of other tribes.

"There is neither Jew nor Gentile, neither slave nor free, nor is there male and female, for you are all one in Christ Jesus" - Galatians 3:28

Christianity is the religion for the whole world, not for some tribe.

>>5942003
I love you.

>>5942012
isnt Q just queer?

>>5941997
Lol
Nah I'm good
Thanks for the thought though; you're not my type, lol

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>>5941989

well we're def gonna be taking loads of pics together when i see her in two weeks idk (◕ω◕ *)
i like doing her makeup and seeing her in qt lil outfits so one would hope. the only pics i have of us together rly at this point are lewd handholding shots and pics my friend took of us making out.

>duke of burgundy dies
>Bohemia inherites lowlands
fucking wat

>>5942013
you, and every single other muslim and christian, are giving all of your spiritual shekels to yhwh
he's spending them on white genocide
STOP

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>>5941955
>tfw alpha turtle

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>>5941997
Rated

>>5941939
More like every time she thrust, she says "I want mtfg to die", "but mom, I'm talking to my tranny friends", "I like wearing my mom's dresses"

>>5942003
I was informed that you have good taste
not that that suprises me bby

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don't talk to me or my son ever again

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>>5942011
I-I'll show you weird

>>5942021
Are you playing EU4?

...

Conquer Wales before England turns it proddy
>>5942023
Islam and Christianity are entirely different; they worship Satan we worship the Lord.

"spiritual shekels" are you serious? is that a new /pol/ may-may?

>>5942020
That should be destroyed
Pls ._.
Also no pics, I hate pics ;-;

>>5942011
Doesn't a rapist run it?

>>5941958
i have two things to share with you
youre gonna like one part and dislike or be apathetic to the other
1: i just got to handle more fucking guns in one day than i ever thought id see in my life. my uncle took me to his friend whos essentially a gun connosieur, he builds guns, tweaks em, fucks with parts and so on. his house was literally a playground to me, just PILES of garands, single action pistols, snub nosed revolvers, ww1-2 rifles on the couch. sooooooo much fucking shit.
i handled an original colt SAA today worth 30,000 dollars EASY, in perfect condition from the 1800s. on top of a ww1 1911, a colt commander, a .357 snub and he even handed me a motherfucking m4.
not to mention a MASSIVE trapdoor black powder rifle taller than i am, a colt python, a snub python, a fucking mosin nagant, a ww1-2 trench gun, motherfucking m1 carbine, motherfucking m1 garand, mOTHERFUCKING M14 for fucks sake. this dude really knew his shit and he even let me play with his own personal .45 single action colt, and my GOD the customized internals and hammer/trigger were so SMOOTH. i could pull the action back with my fucking pinkie.
the part you wont like is when politics was brought up and he called donald trump out on being a racist liar that used to bully him in high school, and that hes a democrat as flipfloppy as clinton.

you wont buy that, im aware, but i trust the man considering he let me handle a fucking thompson, 3 original SAAs, an M4 and so much other shit. dude really knew his shit about guns and he spoke very personally about his experiences with trump.

politics aside though, jesus christ dude i held a mothefucking 200 year old gun in flawless, scratchless nickel polish worth 30k and 3 357s. one of which was a snub i reallllllllllllllllly wanted to just keep for myself.

fuck man it was like a playground. tables OVERFLOWING with gun parts. grips, cylinders, barrels, slides, firing pins, springs, side panels. had a shed full of fucking parts man. i came

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>>5942033
Why are you posting overgrown turkeys?

>>5942036
I am not up to discord politics.

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Me.
do I pass?

>>5942034
>Are you playing EU4?

yeah.
I hunt achievements (yes thats autistic as fuck). kinda bummed out that I forgot one as poland when I played it last time and now I have to play them again

>>5942047
youre beautiful hon

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>>5942042
how dare you

>>5942018
I think some people write it as LGBTQQA for inclusion. But yeah Q can be for queer too.

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>>5942042
>that waist
well that's enough internet for today

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>>5942035

i-i'm not gonna post it ever or anything, i-i just like looking at it for myself when i miss u
i mean i was straddling you in a bar making out with you and pulling your hair and i had been waiting to do that all day at that point, s-so ;3;

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>>5942051
Wow that turkey looks crazy.

>>5942050
>youre beautiful hon
Thanks darling.

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>>5942019
im 5'3, extremely pale, and have tiny features all around and am a massive weeb ;- ) cmere baby u know u want me >;- )

naww tho im just playin i dont really like cisgirls anymore but i do miss pussy a lot. just gotta get that post-op yeee
>>5942032
here

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>>5942059
reeeEEEE

>>5942067
>just gotta get that post-op yeee

post op best op

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>>5942030
>tfw that fantasy will never happen to me
>tfw ywn be the King

>>5942014
A-anon I..
o.o;

>>5942031
Pls, to have taste I would have to play games, and I really havn't had the time lately ;~;
Just been making them lately, I feel like I may have bitten off more than I can chew for this project.

>>5942071
>post op best op

*smacks you with a baseball bat*

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>>5942071
soon i will find out what post-op feels like and compare it to cisgirl pussy

>>5942080
Why anon? And I just ate.
Why would you post some bony assed transsexual?

>>5942076
She can bury her dick in u
>>5942067
Lmao

Vagines are nice
Having someone with a dick sit on your face isn't quite as enjoyable as a vagina-owner

>>5942085

It's alright.

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>>5942080
>no matter how well your face passes you'll always have a giant ribcage

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>>5942068
There used to be anon here who posted owls. She couldn't keep up her anonymity if her life dependent on it.

>>5942080
She has a nice waist

>>5942080
my face may be bad but my body is nice

>>5942081
this is my fetish anon :3

>>5942079
>Pls, to have taste I would have to play games,
no. its enough to be u bby

>>5942085
My SO says theres no difference. obviously I have no idea if thats true. might also be dependant on the surgeon

>>5942093
thats not her tho I think

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>>5942079
It's cool, we can take it slow.

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>>5942091
It's time to embrace the shoulders anon.
Happiness comes with acceptance.

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>>5942089
yeah i love eating girls out and having them on my face :3

sucking on girls clits is gr8 too bad all girls are normies and finding a girl raised on the right parts of the internet is impossible ripppp
>>5942099
i wanna know desu

>>5942102
my insides feel like a cisgirls do to my fingers

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>guns religion & too much fetish
this is really horrible thread and perfectly represents certain type of MTF

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>>5942093
two people accused me of being this person a few threads ago, but I'm just a man who likes birds and has a million pictures of them.

>>5942099
I know. I wish owl-anon was back. And ufufu. These new trips are the opposite of funny.

>>5942101
>implying she didn't give up her femininity long ago
Probably roided from a young age too.
no average woman would ever be happy with that.

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>>5942089
Not having a vagina is so bad....I hate this so much....fuck! Kill me and my stupid cock! I want to be a regular and normal attractive girl!

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>>5942101
>you either kill yourself from dysphoria
>or live long enough to accept hugbox delusion

>>5942107
I talk to owlanon all the time. shes doing pretty well. one of the two real close friends I made on this board

but yeah, I liked the old generation more as well
I miss fufu

>>5942091
lolnope
made-to-measure straight-rib corset to bring the floating ribs in
fuck ye

>>5942101
welp, the shoulders cannoy be helped.

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>tfw nipples grotesquely so far from each other

>>5942106
Are turkeys even birds?

>>5942105
Malcolm Tucker would slap the shit out of you.

>>5942109
She's not average.

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w-why can't we all just get along

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>>5942122

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>>5942091
The trick is to get hips to even it out ;^)

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>>5942114
That's just how it goes anon. You can't beat reality.

>>5942101
>>5942129

what if I dont wanna accept?

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>>5942132
are you literally trying to make fun of her body? she's sexy as fuck and she clearly knows it lmao

try harder

>>5942137
barrel chested man with no hips or ass

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>>5942124

>>5942141
this

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>>5942141
FUCK THIS SHIT. IM LEAVING

>>5942132
lmao she's got a good bod, pretty hot, you kinda suck at shitposting

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>>5942134
Even if you don't, what can you do about it? Choose the battles you can win. Charging the windmills never brought any good to anyone.

>>5942151
see you tomorrow

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>>5942145

STOP GOING THROUGH MY LIKES U BULLY
a-also c-come back

>>5942124
well in my case, because I'm a really, really unlikable person

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>>5942159
>implying id actually leave from bottom barrel tier shitposting

>>5942155
TECHNICALLY you just need to break the right bones.
I am kinda sad that no surgeon offers this yet.
you can easily get half an inch of I think, and I wouldnt need to lose much more to stop being a linebacker
also, is that you fanon?

>>5942132
She's beautiful in a uniquely trans way, but you don't need to repost it constantly to show in to everyone

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>>5942124
>tfw trips and anons always end up fighting

>>5941785
free use
being a sub
humiliation
being a mommydom
group sex
morning/nighttime sex, just being sleepy while fucking i guess

>>5942155
>mfw starting to get this midriff
feels good, shame about my ribcage above that but it's a start

>>5942124
You wear too much make-up and I am afraid you're a fire hazard.

>>5942167
Tips on how to break my bones please

>>5942165
youd know about barrels huh
barrelchested ass nigga

>>5942178
I think youd need to break your collarbone multiple times in the right places.
and youd be in pain for the rest of your life.

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>>5942165

How would it feel if i licked your boyclit?

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>>5942176
>I am afraid you are a fire hazard

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>>5942184
STOP BULLYING ME

RIGHT

NOW

>>5942164
yes very true please leave and never come back

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>>5942188
Why would I need to fight a pudgy neet? I am above you.

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>>5942151
bye michelin man

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>>5942101
Just fucking kill me

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>>5942167
Technically the shoulders are complex marvels of mobility and it doesn't take a lot to impede their function (as evidenced in ever common rotator cuff injuries).

>also, is that you fanon?
Negative, I am a meat pop-sickle.

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>>5942160

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>>5942186
probably pretty good
>>5942197
psh, you red bloods are so prudent. talk to the hand (sicks out hand)
>>5942198
DUDE STOP POSTING THAT PICTURE OF ME THAT I POSTED

FUCKING STOP SNOW STOP STOP IIM SO FUCKING MAD IM GOIGN TO KLIOLL MYSELF DO IT AGAIN IL LFCUKKIG KIL LMYSELF IM NOT JOKING AAAA ILL DO IT FUCK YOU !!!!!

*fart*

>>5942141
Who is it?

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>>5942207

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>>5942205

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>>5942207
>probably pretty good

How do i know if you cleaned your butthole for me?

>>5942204
that wasnt a very fun response ;~~;

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>>5942214
>How do i know if you cleaned your butthole for me?

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>>5942207
choke me daddy

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>>5942207

You been here before?

>>5942208
red

>>5942222
Red is hot

Ugh didnt see the new thread. Old thread follow up.
>>5942096 #
Chokers =/= dog collars

I just wish they knew about more stylish collars. Eternitycollars. Com

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>>5942220
yeah thats my site donate a buck if u like it or two if you really do we always need the help
>>5942219
imprudent whore
>>5942224
we know

its called bitter hons who probably look like troglodytes lmao

>literally all trips itt are transbians now

>>5942217

fine fine if you want i'd go to the mosque with you while holding hands, did you on your hijab yet?

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sorry to burst everyone's bubble but no mtf passes
you have more or less been misled if you thought passing was even a thing, even the most gorgeous mtfs stand out

>>5942230
i-i-i kinda like femboys tho ;~~;

>>5942230
i'm predominantly into guys

>>5942230
gay is ok

>>5942226
eternity collars leather collars are pretty low quality actually. the d ring on the front is literally just screwed in place and will fall off if you play with it too much. Their metal ones aren't the best functioning either, the hinge they use and the small lock isn't actually that comfortable and pinches too easily. They both look really good, and the materials used are nice, but the construction is sub par especially for the price. browsing etsy remains the best way to find a nice collar unfortunately

>>5942228

I figured it was yours. Funny how I always run into you online.

i want ginger trannys to stop posting

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>>5942230

>>5942234
maybe if your retarded and waited to start past 16

>>5942240

Trips that matter. By the way, what's it like stalking Edie for years only to see her fall for a superior trip? Transition regret set in yet? Faking trans is not the way to go.

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>>5942215
"He believed in the great laws of truth, the right discharge of duty, his accountability to God, the ultimate triumph of the right, and the overthrow of wrong."

Also I would have let Turchin and Sherman burn the South to the ground.

>>5942244
I just bought a dog collar in a pound shop, way easier

>>5942230
I still primarily enjoy manly men, anon. Not everyone is gay.
>tfw you go from plaid level gay to one of the straightest of /mtfg/

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All women are whores, therefor all of you(atleast those of you that are women) are whores. Discuss.

>>5942248
Is it beacuse gingers have no soul.

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>>5942252
hey hey hey can we fucking not

>>5942257
Also not as cute, but if you don't wear it in public much or if it suits the rest of your outfit then that's fine. Having a nice collar for your pet is good though

>>5942252
Now there's an angry hon

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>>5942261
fuk u

ahahahaha, cheskie the fat dude who ruined kiwi's life is camwhoring on /r9k/ rn:
>>>/r9k/27493840

lololol http://i.4cdn.org/r9k/1459289616400.jpg

>>5942250
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xa-4IAR_9Yw

>rips off clothes
>sucks on breasts
>finger fucks mouth
>pulls me into her

Yah you really can't tell if she's les, it's best to keep your wits about you and keep looking for signs

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>>5942246
what? no dude i was memeing i have literally no idea what that site is

i was part of something with an eerily similar name, but its not KittyKat Lounge and it wasnt about anime

>>5942266
I actually don't do much petplay with mine, it's mostly for comfort and safety desu

>>5942240
you don't count as a person

>>5941785
I N S E C T S

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>>5942268
Shut up, Eliot.

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>>5942054
Rev up the noose's, cause i'm ready to fucking kill myself.

>>5942268
filthy passer get out reeeeeeee

>>5942273
huh
my body actually looks better than that
maybe I actually could cam (from the neck down)

>>5942273
What she do to kiwi?

>>5942268
Mom you need to stop day drinking

hi, its me, with a haircut

>>5942279
true
im a good lil doggie
ruff ruff

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>>5942278
that's pretty cute actually, it makes you feel good to have it on?

>>5942281
good fetish anon, have you done anything irl?

>>5942256
I still dont know if thats you fashion anon ;_;

>>5942291
GO TO YOUR ROOM AND NO MORE INTERNET FOR THE DAY!

>>5942252
Like everyone in this containment board. It's a shame that some didn't start earlier, they would have been real cuties.

>>5942273
Ok sir

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>>5942296

>>5942293
Anna i miss you
show me your haircut

>>5942273
who cares

>>5942300
who's fashion anon? i like fashion a lot desu, though mostly alternative/goth/punk stuff

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>>5942171
That gif is 2cute4me

>>5942268
You look like some middle-aged cross-dresser from xhamster.

>>5942293
Did you BOB IT!?

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>>5942275

>sexts you nonstop, tells you she misses you, wants to do lewd things with you
>flies across the country to see you and tells you she wants you to be her gf

ya again you really can't be too sure, it's pretty dark in the room so she can't really see you properly.
maybe she's from canada and she's just being polite. best bet is to just keep your wits about you and continue looking for signs.

>>5942306
dont turn him on

>>5942298
Havent found any insects that are huge and willing to rape me yet

>>5942300
That's not his style tbdesu

>>5942298
yeah pretty much
I guess it's still indirectly tied to kink because basically it's because doing bdsm/petplay stuff and submitting to somebody makes me feel like I'm handing over all control to them and don't have to worry about anything for a bit, it was always mainly an escapism thing for me
so having the collar on reminds me of those times and gets me in the same nice headspace where I don't feel as anxious and self-hating and stuff. it's kinda my security blanket.

>>5942310
I miss him
I emailed with him and after that he stopped posting here. I hope I didnt scare him away with my crazy

>>5942320
I assumed, but I kinda hoped ;~;

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>>5942300
Aye, it is I.

>>5942310
Fashion anon doesn't like any of that stuff.

>>5942312
im wearing a button down and some chap stick, I am in guy mode dude

>>5941845
>>5941904
>>5941914
>>5941999
>>5942164
>>5942174
>>5942240
>>5942257
>>5942278
>>5942287
>>5942296
>>5942323
I WANT SCAT FETISHIST CHASERS TO LEAVE

>>5942327
you scared me
I am so sensitive senpai ;~;
glad youre back!

>ywn meet the intergalactic council of extraterrestrial life because you're human scum

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How do I get squishy, bouncy boobs that look like this?

>>5942308
hi i miss u too

>>5942313
i think i might have

>>5942337
Post BOB

>>5942332
I think you may have an unhealthy obsession if my presence causes you this level of distress

I'm weird but I'm still just a person, just filter and move on

>>5941802
So you like dumb people

>>5942319
they don't need to be huge. you can get a millipede for pretty cheap and their legs are really silky actually, they feel great crawling across you, especially on cute feminine penises.

>>5942323
That's sweet, my sub is the same way. She likes to let me handle things pretty much all the time now, but whenever she gets stressed lying down at my feet in her collar is still the best way for her to relax.

>>5942327
oh well

>>5942337
Hey how is band stuff going rn
are you ever going to gib more music

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>>5942336
triggered
mine look ridged

>>5942326
>>5942333
Oh come on, you didn't scare me. Real life interrupted my funposting on 4chan. A runner friend of mine is moving back to her country so I wanted to see her before she leaves. PLus I had some studying to do.
Check your mail.

>>5942345
I've played with millipedes before. Theyre adorable and i love playing with them. But my fetish is about being horrified and getting abused by a purely instinctual invertebrate that i can do nothing to fend off.

reply to this post if you love your sister

ignore and she gets cancer aids and ebola

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Why is he so perfect? c:

>>5942355
Absolutely disgusting.

>>5941849
Yeah you look like you're going to a PTA meeting

>>5942361

gaygen is >>5941818

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>>5942361
who's been drawin dicks

>>5942360
I dun have a sister tho owo

>>5942287
Your body looks like a man's, hers looks like a chubby girl

>>5942362
I'm degenerate and totally disgusting

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"I was pretty alpha and slept with a lot of women and was pretty ripped before I transitioned but that was just bc I was so repressed :/"
- Harry Potter villain

>>5942355
Would being tied down in a smallish container and covered with insects crawling all over your helpless body cound as horrified and abused? But I feel you all the same, it is a big step to go from nice 2d stuff with oviposition and big bugs to literally just letting something crawl on you and getting off on it.

>>5942347
Kayla you've come such a long way it's amazing I'm so happy for you. I hope I can progress as well as you have been

>>5942364
What's wrong with talking about boys tho in /mtfg/? :u
I'm a straight mtf, and Joel is my waifu

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>>5941802

>>5942374
You didn't hear? Transbian only. 'S why I don't trip.

>>5942374

He looks fucking disgusting like Arin Hanson.

>>5942340
no thank you


>>5942346
band stuff is going okay

i plan to have another album done over the summer sometime. i've been taking my time writing this one

>>5942372
Shit dude i wanna say i wouldn't get off on that because it sounds disgusting but I WOULD PROBABLY GET OFF ON THAT

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>>5942314
You don't want to fall in love with her and Uhaul to Portland and be her waifu, she might just be being friendly, better just show her deals on rowing machines later

>>5942373
what? according to mtfg I have made the least progress here and never will make any progress

>>5942380
SHUT UP! >:U
JOEL IS PERFECT

>>5942371
snape was never a villain and maddie doesn't even look anything like him stop being mean

>>5942381
You never got your haircut.
You're a phoney

>>5941949
Q I believe stands for queer

anons r dumb

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>>5942230
>not being biscum
Kill you are shelve.

why does yume looks, types and reacts like a spoiled 13 year old fat boy?

>>5942371
>maddie suddenly got cocklust

kek

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>>5942384
Iktf

>>5942395
i emailed you check your spam folder

>>5942371
>They both have black hair, clearly they look exactly the same
Have you considered the possibility that you might be severely autistic.

>>5942384
That's only because /mtfg/ sees the extremes of the spectrum. You're either hugboxed into delusion or "you're a hon"d into suicide

You're progress is pretty obvious fampai

>>5942361
>Joel
>not Vinny
terrible taste tbdesu