mtfg :DDDD

>>5923193
Are TERFs still a thing?

>>5922962
whatchu doin for bicycle day

How are you feeling today yume? You seem to be on a bit of a... spree today. Everything ok?

>tfw no one to cuddle with
life is a cruel mistress

>tfw horrible flu

Weed and medicine woo I had to walk around everywhere getting my paycheck, buying a new phone all delirious

the better, moderated, discord has opened again

https://discord.gg/0jCp5pochwulPhEC

tfw your friend finally admits you don't pass so you're at last free to kill you'reself

>tfw your boyfriend invites you to spend Easter with his family but you're too unconfident to go

tfw you burn one side of your grilled cheese
i'm gonna be the worst mommy ever

>>5924018
Use a knife to slice the burnt part off, maybe? (Although charcoal is supposedly good for you so maybe it's not a problem.)

>>5924038
it adds flavor and builds character
if you don't burn your smores you're a wimp

>>5924038
I actually found that by scraping the knife against the char repeatedly you can just scrape it clean which is really handy
>Best mommy status achieved

Were the Portlanders here raised here?

>>5924056
Cream of tomato soup goes really well with grilled cheese, I tear off little bits of the sandwich and dunk them in the soup. So good. Preferably served with milk.

>>5924048
Fuck off, anything less than the perfect golden brown marshmallow is just a sign you're a retard that can't roast marshmallows properly.

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>>5924061
NOT A SINGLE ONE AAHAHAHA

>come out to mom
>essentially says by transitioning i would be destroying my body, sinning against god because its a temple
>if i was meant to be a girl id be born one
>the thing where people are born with female brains in male bodies is bullshit
>"youll always be my son"
>"youll always be my... kid, okay?"
>"but mom look at my features, i have girly hand-" "what are you talking about your hands are just like your dads, theyre just thin because youve never worked"
>"why are you crying? i was just stating a fact"
fucking kill me man
my mom essentially just proved to me i have no chance of passing
I feel so fucking HORRIBLE

>>5924078
lame

>>5924061
adri

>>5924080

all trannies should kill themselves. it just takes some of us longers than others to realise that. some futilily fight longer than they should

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g-goodnight, mtfg

>>5924086
Goodnight Edie~

>>5924080
make her death look like a accident

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>tfw could never pull this off

>>5924092
Why you do this to us? Do you find comfort in triggering people around?

>>5924086

fuck off out of here and leave this place to people that are still transitioning and have trans problems, faggot. plenty of places to talk about regular girl life stuff

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>>5924061
I wasnt even raised in oregon desu

>>5924049
yeah!!

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>>5924095
desu i just find these webms weird but need to add some flavor text

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>>5924061
I've only been here for a few months desu

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tfw gross

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I just got banned from tindr for being a tranny, that's cool I didn't find anyone I like around anyway

>>5924096
preach it

i hope dullface gets prostate cancer and hemorrhoids

>>5924106
>>5924109

kill you'reselve

>>5924106
omg ur so cute, pass great and look like a natural woman xoxo

>>5924111
only a matter of time before these whoremoans do it, my nipples hurt a ton

>>5924112
tfw people ironically hugbox me

>>5924106
tfw your mom proves to you youre unpassable

>>5924109
they ban trannies on tindr? what the fuck

>>5924115
what

>>5924119

>>5924080
just went through this 10 minutes ago

>>5924114
tbhfamdesu if you try I'm sure you pass easily, everything about you is fine, just your face is a little heavy on the bottom

>>5924123
that wasn't me though, not sure why you quoted it to me

>>5924124
I hope so, I'm gonna get a friend to cut my hair soon and then I'll probably splurge and get my brows done somewhere and see where I'm at then.

>>5924080
My mom did the same thing for a long time. and she still does.

I don't honestly care though she already disowned me

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>>5924096
>>5924110

what'd i do wrong now??

>>5924130
i still love my mom
but this shit hurts more than the time i got physically stabbed

>>5924089
edgy

Fucking amazing, I managed to get myself banned from the tc. I wish I was less annoying.

>>5924145
whatd you do

>>5924147
No idea, probably just tired of me whinging about being ugly

>>5924149
that sucks, i'm sorry.

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>tfw headpats

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>>5924149
does that mean you're going to post here more?
ODDISH
OOOOOODDIIIIIIIIISH

>>5924149
You're a fucking autist.
THIS is why moderated chats are better than non moderated ones. Crazy motherfyckers and autists aren't allowed. Please cycle into the yume chat when i ban u it is where trash goes. Yalll can mope about how hitler could have been ur cool uncle there

>>5924154
>oddish calling others autists
wtf

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i want to be fucked by a qt transgirl so badly

>>5924157
ask ur mommy??
>>5924152
I like headpats =//w//=

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>>5924153
Ur problem now lol

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>>5924160
i only fuck my mommy >w<

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>>5924157

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this powertrip that oddish is going on is like probably the saddest thing ive seen

how do people like this post on 4chan? are they even from here?

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>>5924163
O-oh >//u//<

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http://imgur.com/gallery/W4IAK
Requesting somebody to do this to me and cheer me up, please.

>>5924167
absolute power corrupts absolutely

>>5924167
This isnt a powertrip. This is me being a good mod. Powertripping would be if i banned hitler apologists before they even got to say anything in the chat. For fun. Then called them ugly.

>>5924169
That's rlly cute
>>5924167
ahaha modded forums

>>5924160
I'm too much of a sub ._.

trust me I've tried

>>5924167
Stop giving attention to her then desu.

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>>5924172
it is actually powertripping you're running an extension of a 4chan community and you think moderation is a good thing

you're a faggot normie and you need to kill yourself and get the FUCK off 4chan you fucking cancer newfriend
>>5924173
echo chambers are good :- )
>>5924169
ill do it
>>5924175
no i live for drama

>>5924172
you're not a good anything
have you forgotten how hated you are? fucking niggerlover

>>5924178
I've been posting on 4chan longer than you. Sorry for being normal, ya edgy tween.

>>5924169
I said I'd do it last thread

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>>5924174
>trust me I've tried
Iktf I cried lots waahh it was the worst :((((

hi gem how r u

>>5924172
You've got issues man. Does being a mod of some random tc give your life meaning or something? I like how yume started one for fun one night and people joined so you decided it was your thing and your idea.

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>>5924181
oh yeah when'd you start posting kid ;- )? you're a normie piece of shit whos' clearly not from 4chan and probably came here from reddit
>>5924184
lmfao ye

>>5924183
the thought of topping didnt make me sad it just doesnt turn me on enough to do anything, even with a cute mewling little girl with a nice butte that calls me mommy and is cute AF

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>>5924188
its funny how the hardest ive ever made you is being a subby little

fuckin broken tranny dick u shouldnt've let it die :c

>>5924178
You're disgusting. trip drama is probably the lowest form of entertainment.

>>5924183
>>5924183
also I'm okay, see >>5924097

I kinda wish at least one of my friends would read prequel though tbhfam

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>>5924192
>trip drama is probably the lowest form of entertainment.

i firmly disagree you stupid faggot, nys :^)

>>5924194
W-what's prequel o-o;
>>5924188
Ooohh that makes sense

>>5924184
>yume started one for fun
Also wrong it was kiwi. But no one else knew or cared to make an actual tinychat and i thought if we were going to do it might as well do it right.
And i mean, i like tinychats. They're really comfy and nice when there aren't fucking weirdos in there. I think they can be a nice safe space for people who need one. But not if theres no moderation and theres /r9k/ jacking off and noelle yelling about herself nonstop. Yall can be salty because i banned you, or because i like black dudes, or because I'm ugly idc. Continue lying to yourselves and being children and the adults will be over here in the moderated room, where there are more rules and things are nicer than on mtfg where yall are so poison you scare away all the decent people.

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>>5924189
dont bully my gt please

>break down crying with my gf for an hour
>tell her how she can't afford to ever live with me
>tell her how it doesn't feel like she supports me because she's straight and it's not what she wants
>tell what my time with Edie felt like
>tell her how I felt about Edie
>tell her that I think Edie has feelings for me too
>she told me she knew by the way I looked at her picture when I showed her everyone
>told her I just wanted to be with her while I could
>she tells me she's proud I didn't have sex that weekend
>she holds me
>I stop crying
>she tells me about her day
>we start daredevil season 2

>>5924131
#dollfacedidnothingwrong

>>5924198
Name a lower form of entertainment.

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>>5924201
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

MY FUCKING SIDES
>>5924207
reruns of friends

>>5924185
legit idk when you started posting but I've posted since mid 2008. And I've never really posted on reddit. So i mean, pride or whatever.
>>5924208
Cool good retort. You got me.
Welp, cya.
>>5924200
>whats prequel
KATIA FUCKING MANAGAN

>>5924167
what exactly do you contribute to this thread other then making a complete ass of yourself

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>tfw you're depressed and constantly tearing up irl while listening to the Life is Strange soundtrack and it starts thunderstorming in the game you're playing.

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>>5924201
I-I think there are decent people here :((
>>5924207
Cable hehehe......
>>5924204
S-so what do you think will happen with you and your gf and edie?? it sounds really emotional :((
>>5924210
What's that :(((((

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>>5924200
its a webcomic set right before oblivian in the elder scrolls universe

its hilarious, and usually sad, but I love it so much

I'm posting the main character from it rn

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>>5924210
2007

ur fucking cancer normie get out REEEEEEEEEEEE
>>5924211
exactly that

>spending time with the little sis
>helping her make a bracelet, she's showing me how to part my hair for something more feminine
>"you know I used to make a lot of these when I was your age. I made one for a boy once"
>"you like boys?"
>"yeah, why?"
>"you're disgusting"

I've been crying literally all week and that was just the cheery on top desu

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>>5924213
K is that you?

>>5924201
You literally let any old chaser stumble in and YOU literally named the room therapedungeon. Do you honestly think you're above anyone here? YOU? ODDISH? You're a fucking joke. Multiple people hate you far before any tc bullshit you try to create and God and everyone knows you're no adult. The only reason you ban people for whining or whatever is so you can be the one whining instead. You're an asshole and an autist. Plain and simple. Dont try to act like you're on some high horse because you can ban people for saying anything you disagree with which could pretty much be anything in that moronic head of yours. Go fuck yourself Oddish.

>>5924061
i was, unlike the rest of these posers

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>>5924222
say "what you dont?" and force her on the ground and teach her what i means to be with a woman

Wow jesus if you hate the mod so much just make your own subreddit

>>5924210
marry me

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>>5924204

you make me happier than i've been in a very, very long time, and i care about you very, very much. <3

>>5924222
so she's ok with you being trans but not okay with you liking boys? seems like a weird place to draw the line

>>5924222
Shaming you for loving who you love is not ok

>>5924228
nice

>>5924222
When my four year okd sister was told I'm a girl now she was bothering me when i was visiting my parents like
>"[anon] you're a girl now"
>yep
>"but you dont sound like a girl"
>no...
>"and you dont look like a girl"
>i guess not
AND THAT WAS IT PRETTY GOOD NIGHT LOVE MY SISTER

>>5924224
put ur trip back on shitgar

>>5924210
nevermind just found out you're oddish

tfw twelve beers deep, tear all three of your patches off, waiting for things to darken up a little more so you can walk down to the highway and catch the underside of a passing truck

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>>5924222
:(( that sounds rlly sad I'm sorry
>>5924217
oohh do you gotta know a lot abt elder scrolls to really get it ??

also I miss steven universe posting :((
>>5924228
+1

>>5924157
um

>>5924167
>using tinychat and not kageshi like all the cool cats

>>5924230
I care about you too,

Also you were supposed to be reading >.>;

Ive came and gone from mtfg since its founding, watching as afar as a wandering nomadic anon

It's quite interesting to see edie getting with another trip, can someone fill me in

>>5924239
>beer
>patches
no wonder you want to die.

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>>5924242
is this an offer?

>>5924245

mostly i want to die because i'm a faggot who had a strong male puberty, those other two are just side effects/sub causes

>>5924224
Lol ok so uh
Name one person who hates me who i give a shit about, respect, and who isnt a fucking creep in the first place?
>>5924238
2bad. I just found out i love steven universe AND trolling the fuck out of yume.

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>>5924240
you dont

I dont know much about it past skyrim and I love it, there are def things in there that really appeal to elder scrolls fans I've heard though (wink wink, nudge nudge, please read this yume)

>>5924251
c u c k e d

>>5924246
I can't even get properly erect anymore. and I've been masterbating at least once a week to keep it from death

>>5924227
I used to like you.

>>5924231
I think she's too young to understand what it means to be trans. As far as she knows I'm just her feminine big brother?

>>5924232
I kept asking her questions about it
>"why is it disgusting?"
>"because you're a boy and boys are supposed to like girls not boys"
>"why am I *supposed* to like girls?"
>"because that's disgusting"
>"why???"

it's true what they say - kids are taught homophobia without even understanding what it is

>>5924240
thanks Pookie

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>>5924251
>>5924251
ya man u troll me...... shit

>>5924249
rough. probably shouldn't die though..

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>>5924254
>I've been masterbating at least once a week to keep it from death
>tfw dont even have the urge to do it once a week
I'm not sure when the last time I did it was

>>5924254
I think you underestimate yume

Status update: still working on turning Elanna gay again. Progress is slow but steady. She is weak to head pats and booking propositions.

Yume i want you to kno i sincerely enjoy the bants even if you're fuckn crazy no hard feelings broh
>>5924253
Filled my cuck quota for the day.

>>5924259
>probably shouldn't die though..

naw, i spent the last two years trying that. learnt it doesn't work. at the point where dying is the right thing to do

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>>5924253
thank u gemmy cute pic
mayb I'll give it a read when I'm done reading fanfictio hehehe.....
>>5924257
Are your parents homophobic?? I really hope she gets more understanding as she grows up :(((((
>>5924262
Are u the same anon from before when I told u to kiss her ??

>>5924262
Have you tried itching behind her ear?

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>>5924260
>tfw you cum like 3 times a day and you're on 6mg of estrogen and 200mg of spiro

lol wtf is wrong with me?
>>5924257
sorry senpai that was 2 far

i dont understand siblings as an only child so i can only make jokes like that

how old is she anyways she probably didnt mean it if shes just a little youngin
>>5924254
U G H

CRIES
>>5924263
cheeky

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>>5924263
>this
>"bants"
THIS is what passes for bants to murriclaps?
pitiful as fuck.
>>5924264
if that's your only option, god bless.

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>>5924243

I JUST STARTED BUT I KEEP GETTING DISTRACTED omg i'm gonna shut my computer off in a sec

>>5924244

tldr she's gorgeous and funny and super smart and has the best taste in everything and is my fav ever and i don't deserve her affections at all. now ur all caught up and i'm gonna read

>>5924262
dont forget to use a precum soaked penis to set the hook when it comes to it

>>5924263
happy to help

>>5924265
>done reading fanfiction
welp

you've already passed the event horizon

nobody is done reading fanfiction unless they never started to desu

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>>5924268
I know you like gettin those (you)s so here ya go

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>>5924269
fuck off u oz piece of shit go eat a fucking spider or something u fucking sick twisted bastard.... krikey
>>5924272
thanks man...............................

These threads are just filled with some of the worst humans. Like do many of you ever go outside? Interact with actual people? I sincerely hope so many of you have bad shit that happens to you that you very much deserve.

>>5924272
please step away from the yume miss

didn't you see the sign that says do not feed?

>>5924261
are you giving me the go ahead to fuck yume?

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>>5924274
i live with my mom lol.. im 19 haha is that weird..? hehee
>>5924276
yes

please

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>>5924271
uh ohh.....
am I stuck with reading smut for the rest of my life then ??
>>5924274
does my mom count :((((((

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>>5924274
I go outside pretty often, can my death be painless at least?

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>>5924276
someone has too

my baby's been dying of thirst lately

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>>5924275
Dude i cant help myself shit

>>5924278
i live with my mom and im 19
she don't love me

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>>5924284
oh my mommy loves me... haha. we sleep in the same bed is that weird... haha just wondering? sometimes i like sniffing her hair when she is asleep and touching her penis haha is that weird though?

>>5924257
I mean you're ok, love is really beautiful, you can't let someone let you feel bad about it and keep you from feeling it

>>5924280
That looks like hentai

once she was done making her point about how disgusting I was I just walked out of the room crying and she followed me. she kept apologizing but I didn't want to talk about it, I didn't explain why that hurt, I didn't have any "maybe you should look at it this way" response, I just said she shouldn't be sorry and I love her. Should I have done something different? I think I've let go of any hope that I can be myself around my family... I need a blunt.

>>5924265
I don't know. I don't live with her, I'm just visiting. Nobody in my family is hateful or anything, just ignorant I guess?

>>5924268
it's okay. she's 7.

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>>5924282
>not being able to satisfy your partner
dam....
you love that cuck life huh

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>>5924286
have you ever regretted making a post?

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>>5924294
u realise that both of us are kinda cucks right?

when cuties make out with gem and do stuff with her sexually it makes me fucking rock hard

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>>5924293
Maybe after you've regained your composure you could sit down with her again and sort of teach her about things. At least give her your perspective and why it's not disgusting to you. You might win her over, it's worth a shot.

>>5924299
gosh

>>5924282
>>5924276
o-okay

>>5924273
m8 u say that to my fukken face and ill smash u, u fukken shit cunt pussy.

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>>5924286
wait what

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>>5924293
s: maybe you can direct her sometime
>>5924296
lmfao!! xDD
>>5924292
M-maybe
a doujinshi hehehe.......
>>5924301
gracie hi I was thinking am sorry abt yesterday I was rude and coulda said it more nicely if I had a problem rIly and I def wouldn't have wanted what I said said to me if I posted a pic like that :((((

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>>5924208
hol up. friends is a god-tier sitcom.

>>5924257
ah so she's like just a little kid. well that sucks, hopefully she'll outgrow that.

>>5924274
yeah

>>5924286
:(
?

>>5924299
You keep saying that but it really seems like she does it cause you bring the culture to her doorstep and its either do it or get out

is anyone else here boring and vanilla sexually or is it just me

>>5924303
i dont think anyone realizes all the lewd stuff we used to do with mado desu

>>5924313
I'm pretty vanilla

>>5924305
meatpie vb fosters dropbears didgeridoo vegemite

>>5924313
I am normal

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>>5924313
I just to be, and then I made a cute agp fetishist my girlfriend and we moved in together

life is fun now

>>5924318
you forgot tooheys and smashing lebo cunts, mate. poor form. i bet ur a fuckin rabbitohs supporter, pooftah cunt. ye na lemme guess u like afl rofl fucking grass ballet, weak shit

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>>5924303
what can i say im a fetishist not much doesnt turn me on

getting bullied on mtfg turns me on more than it should
>>5924305
eshay motherfucker ill beatcha battler style
>>5924312
lol nope senpai, why would she try and date me for months when she knew i was poly and i explicitly said i wasn't going to change that? she had never done it at first so she didnt really like it, but shes super into it now~
>>5924307
uhhh haaha bye my mom is calling??? wait FUCK
>>5924309
:(
>>5924311
why sad
>>5924313
loser

>>5924287
you're beautiful

>>5924301
>after I've regained my composure
oh, I'm just getting started senpai. I have to go to a family party tomorrow. alcohol and mexicans means I'm in for a wild night

plus I think there's only so much you can teach a 7yo. Maybe in a year or 2. We'll see..

>>5924310
hopefully

>>5924321
plz dont glass me

>>5924312
after you get both nipples sucked at the same time you kind of fall in love with poly desu

>>5924317
>>5924319
whew
i guess normie talk just isn't as funposty

>>5924322
:(

>>5924322
don't be sad :(((((((

>>5924322
>eshay
NO
PLEASE
I AM FUCKING TRIGGERED
>>5924324
haha its just fuckin around m8, settle down brah, have a can and dont be a softcock

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>>5924325
also pic related

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>>5924309
I appreciate that Pookie, thankfully I don't think she even saw your post, at least she didn't mention it to me, so I think everything's good. I'm really glad you've thought about it and changed your mind though, I wish that would happen more often around here because I know y'all are a buncha nice girls outside of this thread (least I wanna believe so), and none of you really appreciate how mean everyone is. So yeah just like, keep it in mind next time, you don't always gotta be perfect but mtfg could be a better place if we were nicer about things. (I know, it'll never happen, but a girl can dream.)
>>5924323
>plus I think there's only so much you can teach a 7yo. Maybe in a year or 2. We'll see..
There is, but she already thinks gays are disgusting, or was at least told they are. I'd say you wanna educate her before you let bigoted family members get to her first. Remember like, a lot of kids that don't like gays and stuff don't even know WHY they're supposed to, just that mommy told 'em to.

Mfw I'll never fuck yume so hard that she cant walk straight for a month
Why live?

>>5924331
also making out with a cutie all over your girlfriends dick

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>>5924331
and cuddle sandwiches!!

>>5924332
fuck off posting cuts like that was still dumb so don't feel so righteous

>>5924326
I'm not a super sexual person, it's very likely I haven't discovered any kinks

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>>5924330
>>5924330
ESHAYYYYYYY MOTHER FUCKERSSSSSSSS

BAXTON BOYS
>>5924334
>>5924337
oh god that is so good that needs to happen soon doesnt it? both i mean

id love a double blowjob again tho
>>5924333
p-please do it

>>5924326
It's not
Notice how the conversations in here shift towards fetish topics, and what are typically considered masculine interests?
The domination group of modern mtfg is a bit off, just roll with it.

>>5924339
Also possible

>>5924338
Scars like that could take a long time to heal, I know my sister still has hers even though it's been a long time since she's cut. I think it's kinda unreasonable to be such a dick to someone over their scars, especially in a bath pic of all places. I guess she could try to hide them but how long do we expect her to hide them for? Until they're completely gone?

can you girls stop being so lewd I'm trying to be sad so it's awkward when you turn me on like that okay

>>5924332
you're right, Grace. I always feel better whenever we speak. you're an angel

>>5924313
I am as of right now, but Edie seems to think there's something more sinister right below the surface

>>5924330
cops are tops m8

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>>5924345
FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME IM BEGGING YOU PLEASE OH GOD FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME

>>5924342
When can I come to Portland?

>>5924344
arguing with you is pointless

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>>5924332
I still have the same opinions but it's just a rlly sensitive topic mayb and I wasn't feeling good :(((

and it won't ever be not mean no1 can change that but a lot of ppl here are nice I think anyways :))
>>5924348
is that an unedited pic of u
>>5924350
heheh....

>>5924345
Aww, thanks anon. <3 Good luck tomorrow, try and lay low and have a good time. I assume you have me on Skype already so just reminding you you can always talk to me when you need someone.

>http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1458971089544.webm
This is why it's so hard for me to masturbate, yume.

>>5924342
i had a drug dealer housemate who used to say that shit all the fucking time. i don't even know what the FUCK it means. please stop triggering me in this tranny safespace. :(
>>5924347
oi listen here u cunt, i had to stop drinking me goon to write this, so listen carefully. if ur one of those snitchin cunts i swear ill fukken come to ur house and bash ur head in.

>>5924353
cuck3d

Those of you who have had SRS, how happy are you with your results?

>>5924353
>can't cum to john cena
plebian as fuck dude

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>>5924345
I want to cuddle you said hard I'd curl around you like a snake and kiss at your neck so you wouldnt be sad :3

>>5924349
anytime but if you come relatively soon then you'd see amy victoria and mado too

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>>5924354
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rY8asPAo0Y4

eshayyyyyyyyyyyy
>>5924353
im gonna make u laugh during lewd stuff
>>5924351
yes please dont save it
>>5924349
idk who u r

so idk

>>5924351
That's alright, we can disagree about all that, I'd just rather people be a little more nice about it when someone's obviously been hurting.
This place is largely the same as it was when I was here a couple years ago but like back then there's still some good people in this mess.
>>5924353
Here's something better for you
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1458709122672.webm

>>5924337
>tfw lying on each other at the park

>>5924359
After a year the only issues were a bit of hypergranulation, and the scar not going away as fast as desired.

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>>5924326
>tfw all i want is normie talk
over time ive come to realize that im a very different person from most others here... but thats alrght

>>5924348
you couldn't handle me, sweetheart

>>5924352
thanks Grace. I'm gonna get really drunk and probably make a fool out of myself, so wish me luck! and no I don't have your Skype I don't have Skype at all I don't have friends hi

>>5924363
I'm very ticklish so I was pretty much laughing my ass off the entire time nef was here.

>>5924364
the first time I saw one of these my PTSD gave me a panic attack, fuck you.

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i just want to be an onahole sextoy for a qt transgirl

why is this so much to ask
>>5924368
that makes it better

>>5924364
FUCK YOU LMAO

>>5924354
yalla bro come to fairfield and me an me cousins will smash ya

>>5924363
10/10
still doesn't remove the trauma of having a drug dealer that tried to rape me saying it every day.

>>5924361
That'd be neat
>>5924363
;3

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>>5924368
Ah, I thought you might have been someone else I was talking to earlier on there. Do you want mine? I could be your friend
>>5924369
Ha~ Sorry, I remember the first time one was sent to me. I was really curious why my ex sent me porn but then I freaked the fuck out lmao
>>5924371
<3

>>5924367
Bring up the subjects you want to discuss you can usually get at least one taker even if it's only one person being polite

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>>5924369
wait wtf

nothing happens in that webm

what are u talking about

its just a dude fuckin a girl

is this a MEME?
>>5924373
my only regret is life is never bein a badass aussie battler who swings around a kitchen knife steals shirts smokes dope and says ESHAYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>5924374
oh

please fuck me

;w;

>>5924372
how bout you and ya fukken cousins go back to your own country, fucking raghead cunts.
>>5924377
my only regret is losing the accent for novelty sake even though having it used to kill me inside.

>>5924364
u just triggered me :((((((
>>5924363
It's too late
It's on the cloud now

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>>5924367
truth is we can be normies but we're still weirdos

>>5924377
watch the whole thing. with the sound on

>>5924377
I will if I ever get to Portland. I'll fuck you hard. Among other things too.

>>5924382
the knocking ??

>>5924381
Normies are pretty weird once you get to know them. One of my hot as heck managers back in the day I could tell was secretly pretty nerdy under the dudebro exterior. Some of my friends from other boards would totally pass off as normies to me if I met them IRL and didn't get to talk to them much too.

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>>5924380
NO
>>5924383
what other things?
>>5924379
i dont understand why people want to get rid of their twang

its sounds so nice

i love australian accents, i wish i naturally sounded like a qt oz gal
>>5924382
u cant fool me

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>>5924375
that's really sweet, but I think I'll remain anon for the time being. I don't do well getting to know people.. and with everything that's happened recently I'd just rather be alone. I'm glad I was able to get it out, though, so I'm grateful for that and for your kindness, Grace <3

goodnight ladies

>>5924387
I'm pretty good with my tongue~

>>5924370
how would you feel about a 5 2 chink thats half passable but not on mones yet

>>5924387
it's a meme on /gif/ right now, where people put knocking sounds. it was 1AM, and I'm kinda scared of my room mate, and I was always scared of people bursting into my room because of my mom.

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>>5924389
Goodnight anon, stay strong and good luck with your sister <3

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>>5924391
>>5924391
maybe cute

not sure

what type of chinese? japanese or thai or chinese chinese?
>>5924390
you can play with my cock if you want~

>>5924396
That's what I was implying ~

>>5924387
it wasn't like i went out of my way to. i think moving to the city and only talking to americans/canadians online warped my mannerisms. i can only appreciate the australian accent as like, a joke. males sound like fucking mongoloids.

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>>5924376
lol yeah thats pretty much what I do a lot of the time

>>5924381
exactly. its what keeps me coming here every day. this is still the best place ive found to talk with other trans girls close to my age. none of my normie friends will ever get me on that level.

love u weirdos

>>5924386
grace youre autistic

>>5924402
you too

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>>5924398
you have a gag reflex
>>5924394
oh

i havent jerked off on gif in awhile just exhentai
>>5924400
male oz accents turn me on to literally no end

ive known so many qt 4chan aussies and i just want them to fuck me so badly unf that accent kills me

>>5924404
I don't have much of a gag reflex at all ~

>>5924396
all of that plus some white
plus pacific islander, france, united trumpian and greek

>>5924404
i didnt know you were bi

>>5924404
https://clyp.it/qsiq1k2n

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something about non-rhotic accents really turn me on and make my heart go dokidoki... im thinking back to the english boy with a really distinct midlands accent and how he would talk to me and tell me how he loved me and say all those lewd things to me... aaaaaa i love accents like that
>>5924407
pay debns
>>5924408
ive been with more guys than girls in my life desu. i just had bad experiences and stuff and its really hard for me to like guys because of that, i really do like certain type of men though. i need to be like... courted by men and thats REALLY rare nowadays. when i was a shy little meek semi-mute socially awkward depressed suicidal agoraphobic 14-16 year old boys always courted me but they dont anymore :c

i just want to feel special and like a princess desu, daddy doms are really nice but ACTUAL daddy doms are rarer than mommy doms desu. 99% of them think its just about calling someone daddy.

i still have someone in my life who've ive known for a very, very long time who is a boy and i still do lewd stuff with him whenever i see him and he loves fucking me and stuff and spoils me and makes me feel really nice ^_^
>>5924405
thats 3 now

im pretty lucky
>>5924411
o-oh god your accent has no twang in it it just sounds like general america

WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT

>>5924412
dang
im fucking gay rofl

>>5924412
;3
I have 2 options then
1. Buy plane tickets to Portland.
2. Get a computer so I don't have to use my phone.
The choice isn't hard but I do need a computer. I'd rather fuck a yume desu.

>>5924412
i told you, it wasn't something i intentionally did. i could probably emulate it if i tried enough, but it's a matter of how i've been pronouncing words a lot differently than australians do.

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>>5924415
me too tho???
>>5924419
lewd...

i thought u cant get hard
>>5924420
go back go back go back go back!!!

>>5924262
MAKE ELANNA GAY AGAIN

>>5924424
I know of a way I can desu. It's just something I haven't tried.

>>5924424

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>>5924431
IM CURIOUS

>>5924433
Wouldn't bother me going off Spiro for a week or two. That's kinda a strategy.

>>5924424
>>5924432
i sorta forgot to type. i wouldn't really know how to force it. a lot of it is in pronounciations of certain words. like "weather" etc. it used to frustrate me when my family would slur certain words so i went out of my way to pronounce things more carefully and i guess that's what killed my accent.

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>>5924437
if you're okay with that

gosh im really horny thinking about all of this....

>>5924443
I wouldn't mind I don't think. I've been horny af all night

So I've been on mones for 2 and a half weeks, yesterday my nipples have felt weird, touching them they felt kinda tender and weird, not like super bad but like noticeably not normal.

Today they feel normal but I'm feeling like, weirdly aware of the feeling of my top against them and I think my right nipple looks slightly bigger than it did before.

Am I being crazy? this doesn't feel like much time for me to start having anything happen with most peeps saying it took like a month before they got much happening.

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>want to go to bed but too hype for meeting gem and yume tomorrow
shit

tfw my therapy session is in 5 hours and i fucked up my week
sorry doc ;~;

>>5924450
You're going to need your energy

Trust

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>>5924450
we're gonna be there at like noon

go to bed or at least lay in bed and flirty text me
>>5924452
hue

hue

hue
>>5924447
same ;_;

ive already fapped 3 times today i t-think ill do it again

>>5924449
nah its possible to get very mild boob development like that p fast

>>5924452
when do I get to meet faye?

>>5924449
You are almost at a month, sounds pretty normal. I mean, is early development bad news to you regardless? Your nipples are gonna be erect for a while and eventually become puffy and soon after your boobs will start growing. I'm almost at 3 months and i think my breasts are starting to become noticeable-ish.

>>5924452

UR SUPPOSED TO BE READING!!!

>>5924456
Want another picture of me to fax to ;3

>>5924460
I dunno, It's not bad, I just expected at least another week before I'd start seeing any signs of this sorta thing and am trying to make sure I'm not being a craycray and assuming stuff is going faster than it is.

>>5924462
w-what?

>>5924467
nah im p sure i noticed something in the first 2 weeks too and 3 years later im still p flat

>>5924467
Everyone progresses at a different rate. My bet is it'll just be constant erectness for a few weeks before they start becoming all puffy :3

>>5924462
>>5924474
Fap, shit. Autocorrect is shit

>>5924479
m-maybe

>>5924475
>>5924476
Thanks :3

>>5924458
Ask Edie when she's in Portland ^^
>>5924461
caught ._.

>>5924485

i'm on chapter two now, u mega qt

>>5924458

you can meet the both of us in a couple months if you'd like ^__^ i should be there by june (maybe earlier t b h) and then i'm gonna make it all qt so faye will wanna come over lots so that there can hopefully be many opportunities

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Goodnight everyone, I hope you have a great day/night

>>5924489
was faye your crush back when you were all secretive about it

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>>5924490
Sweet dreams~
hi y'all~

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Is it going to get better?

>>5924500
Probably not.
But maybe.

>>5924492

no. i mean that crush only lasted like 3-4 days as it was. very random. altho funnily enough i met that girl irl for the first time several hours before i met faye, and when i met faye my heart literally exploded and i couldn't stop talking about her and i kind of forgot the other girl even existed for a bit.

>>5924500

better? that varies. easier? definitely.

>>5924500

it never gets better desu senpai

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you're all fucking degenerates

AHAHAHAHAH!!!!

>>5924511
<3

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heyyyy mtfg what should I do
So. I'm going to be hanging out with one of my partners today and buying xanax and weed from them. But this cute trans boy who wants to fuck will be at their place top. What do? Initiate with the both of them or wait for me and boy to be alone?

>>5924514

kill you'reself

Why am I so lewd mtfg?

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>>5924517
Y O U ' R E
A
S L U T

>>5924517

because you're fetishist scum

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>>5924517
not as lewd as me :3 prepare for the nuting when i suck your cock~!!!!

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>>5924427
>tfw people conspire to make you gay

>>5924519
It's spring and I'm in heat cus I'm a kitten >w<
>>5924521
don't bully me I've jerked off to many times today

>>5924517
because you've practically been raised by 4chan

>>5924522
that's true I'm not as lewd as you

>>5924517
Lack of a strong male role model growing up
That's why you like Trump
You have daddy issues (in the gay daddy sense also)

>realized they're gonna be over right around the time I normally wake up
>shower, shave, and no cleaning room so they don't see the disaster of a human being I am.
also packing up everything but my computer, don't wanna have to worry about that shit this weekend.

>>5924404
Random person here, I've been told I have a pretty heavy Aus accent, and I've done nothing for my voice. I'll do a thing if you want, what would you have me say?

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>tfw u live full time as a woman and r gonna start getting facial surgeries in May but ur voice still doesn't pass

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tfw you'll never have 5 brothers to tease you and become gradually attracted to you as you become a girl and flirt and bully you

>>5924560
Say something really lewd and loving for me pls

Why is my side view so fucking gross?
I can like my front view but my profile is the worst

>>5924570
I'm the opposite :((((

>>5924574
False
You look good at any angle

>>5924576
thank u adi I think u do too

but I don't think I do :(((

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wth

>>5924579
Yap
You look like a cis girl like me not a trans
Your profile especially is cute

>>5924581
>republicans
When I heard a couple years ago that america is now divided politically more than we were during the civil war I thought it was just an exageration, but now our two leading presidential candidates are literally a socialist and a facist

>>5924587
thanks Obama

>>5924587
>leading
>socalist and a facist
man you really have no clue about politics do you

>>5924587
>bernie
>socialist
yeah, no

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whats the fastest you've ever fallen in love mtfg?

we only dated for like two months and it felt like we were together for years

>>5924610
We've been dating for a few months and it was amazing. Now it's falling apart.

>>5924610
around the 3rd date

>>5924610
Gays don't love. They just fuck around.

>>5924615
Maybe you should have put out more.

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>>5924610
Three days
>>5924622
Kys