/mtfg/ advice edition

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>>5909765
actually intelligent people r generally more likely to type like retards cus they understand that the concept and purpose of language is to properly convey ideas not to have correct grammar ;)

only severely autistic people and children in school actually care about grammar and spelling on the internet, and even worse people who care about people's colloquialisms and vernacular irl.

"H-HEY YOU KNOW AIN'T ISNT A WORD RIGHT YOU SOUND SO DUMB WHEN YOU SAY THAT"

stfu bitch *kicks u*
>>5909768
no im a catholic

i could just go to downtown portland and become a crazy homeless femmeboi
>>5909770
i really like pussy but i dont like domming girls

i want a qt girl to femdomme me and ride me for old times sake

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Why is it so hard to get dick from a handsome guy?

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>>5909766
i met a really hot guy in dc and im his secret admirer now and someday im gonna suck his dick but in the meantime im just gonna write poems in my journal about his lean body and toned arms

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>>5909756

why can't you skype while on holiday? if it's cause ur gonna be busy that doesn't seem like a bad thing at all! should be fun in fact.

>>5909759

HOW DID YOU GET STRANDED?? LOL
i'm still fucking exhausted tho. i'm trying to get my shit together but it's taking a bit. sucks waking up alone.

>>5909774

I LOVE THIS EDITION
my advice: when u got somethin good don't let it go

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=I1idoLQYjMI

Song in my head when Edie texts

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>>5909763
You got pizza? I'm jelly as heck we just sat in circles and acted like hippies.I think a lot of people were "Allies" which is cool and all but I was hoping to find someone like me that I could relate to and we could help each other out.

Why would you call people faggots tho that's not cool

Idk I always just wanted to go home and talk to my Steam friends because they felt like my only real friends at the time. Every day at school was just a waiting game for 2:35 to hit so I could bolt out of there. Sometimes I'd force myself to go to anime club but that just made me feel more alone when I got abandoned by my "friends" for their other friends and stuff.

Ugh fuck highschool lol
>>5909778
I dunno, a nice looking guy said I'm very passable and that he wants to princess carry me last night lol. Pretty sure he's just hugboxing but whatever, I'll cling to the hope that he was being honest.

>>5909776
I definitely don't care how I fucking write, but I guess it's highly idiosyncratic and immediately recognizable. I mean, who the fuck uses idiosyncratic and fucking in the same sentence, you know...

>>5909783
>when u got somethin good don't let it go
Tfw everything you do turns to shit.
Pretty much goes for my ffs, bf, job, school, etc

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>>5909740
yes baby girl?

>>5909759
What area of physics?

>>5909783
>>5909786
You two are cute. And I'm glad nobody can call Edie a cynic anymore. That's almost as good as not wearing circle lenses. Good steps towards being true to yourself.

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>>5909787
why wouldnt i call people faggots, faggot

u some kinda bleeding heart?

ya my only friends were steam too and i just talked to them all day at school basically
>>5909789
>being consistent in ur posting style

its like u want people to be able to spot ur anon posts shaking my head
>>5909793
hi

>>5909794
i work on applying quantum gravitational field theory at cern
>>5909783
ugggh its a long story but basically im an idiot and the trip cost me way more money than i planned and now i owe my mom $500 for bailing me out. anyway i hope you feel better and more alive soon <3

>>5909806
i try not to talk about it a lot so kayla doesn't get to jelly

TREE MAN EXISTS
http://komonews.com/live/event

>>5909786

>uses psychic lesbian energy to pet your head

>>5909791

what happened to your bf???

>>5909797

<3
she's the absolute best. she even got me to feel pretty without wearing circle lens.

>>5909801

GAG LOL
girlll you will have to tell me about it sometime. i hope you do too tho!!! and TEXT ME MORE TY

>>5909801
Post your PhD

>>5909797
I think you just lack experience outside of your viewpoint, she's amazing chilling in a band tshirt with no makeup and she's amazing dolled up and commanding attention from everyone in a room. Neither was is disgenuine and really just different ways to experience life, why do you need to limit yourself to just one way or the other

>>5909809
lol fuck you, I don't give a shit what spoiled ass degree you got because you didn't have to ever worry about money and could focus your thoughts on something positive, you have no right to brag about that shit, most people without degrees have to work or starve

>>5909801
>Quantum gravitational field theory
That doesn't sound right but I don't know enough about physics to dispute it

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>>5909800
Except... I never drop the trip. So it doesn't matter at all.

>>5909809
>>5909820

what is this witchcraft?

>>5909813
Gone
Pretty much left me because we don't agree on things and he claims I need help

>>5909819
My English failed I'm going to finish my sower now >.>

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>>5909813
u look rlly pretty edie
>>5909631
that's actually rlly cute lol I saved it thank u
>>5909692
oh yume

>>5909820
>paying for grad school
nice meme

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>>5909819
>>5909828

you're fucking beautiful.
*thinks about you in the shower*

>>5909834

faye makes me feel that way for once. i'm really tryin!

>>5909827

wtf when did that happen??

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>Tfw wide af shoulders

>>5909841
they dont look that bad from this picture. you look pretty!

>>5909842
but we had one last night

>>5909841
Did you dye your hair? or was it always black o-o
>>5909839
yay good for u two

>>5909839
About 2 weeks ago

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>>5909848
whoa pookie's back?

>>5909783
>if it's cause ur gonna be busy that doesn't seem like a bad thing at all! should be fun in fact.
ye, going to be busy skiing, it's going to be fun, but still :3

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>>5909848

t-thank
i'm glad ppl are fairly happy/cool about it, that's what i wanted to happen. my friends were shocked tho admittedly lol. also how have you been bby?

>>5909849

wow. i'm sorry. that actually really sucks. how are you doing?

>>5909861

i totally get it ^__^ you'll have a great time tho!!!!! i'm jelly, skii'ing is so bomb. you're goin for a week?

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>>5909859
I only come here when I'm having rlly bad days xd
also frogs asleep so I'm bored hi
>>5909864
I think every1 was a little shocked but I always thought u had a lil transbian in u since u hated men so much lmao

>>5909864
Awful
I've been staying at a friend's house.
It's better this way.
I don't want him to date a hon anymore

>>5909704、
I just haul shit around Manhattan. Food, envelopes, random bags.

>>5909847
That wasn't me. I got into a fender bender and have been shaking like a leaf for 24 hours. I never had one driving issue ever but now on hormones I drive like a girl.

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>>5909874
Same desu. I only come here when I'm having a terrible day.

>>5909890
More proof that hrt makes you literally retarded

>>5909890
>I drive like a girl
you such such a terrible person

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>>5909874

lmao!!! HONESTLY idk. after the first night when we made out for hours, when talking while cuddling her felt just as amazing, holding her hand everywhere we went just felt so.... right? and idk. here i am. mfw

>>5909875

ugh
angie yknow you piss me off sometimes but i really don't like you like this. 100% genuine here when i say i feel like i'm watching a spiral downward and i'm worried about you.

>>5909889

woah, how's that work? do you get tips and stuff too?

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>>5909848
I dyed it about a month ago

>>5909889
lmao
mtfg has NEETs, physics phds, camwhores, and drug couriers
so diverse

>>5909893
truth
I can't into math anymore even though math degree, can't concentrate on video games anymore or get bored with them even though I never used to, and I find my fine motor coordination is off.

>>5909894
not really, the guy in front threw his car into reverse

>>5909890
you know, I was wondering about that.
last time we spoke I was pretty nice I think, and I was confused youd just attack me for no reason. but if that wasnt you, it makes sense.
I dont mind either explanation though. I dont get mad at people for posts on a cambodian flute carving board

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>tfw u drop masters tea again :(

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rate my objective opinions

>>5909904
not, spent all morning at the junk yard getting a decent bumper for my truck and all last night freaking out so I don't know what someone said here to piss everyone off, I know everyone hates me here already though so I don't care

>>5909913
I'm buying a hat at trump tower an which one do I get?!?!?!?

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>>5909892
:( I'm sorry plebby
>>5909898
do u think girls are better kissers
I think so
>>5909905
oohh I think it looks cute
>>5909913
Dernie at 69% :^)))))

>>5909908
I haven't spoke to you in like a month and when I did we didn't argue so I dunno what someone said but they were probably posing as me or it was angie acting autistic again and trying to stir shit up concerning me
I really don't even get the drama associated with me.

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>>5909911
>tfw smugs drops your tea again

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>>5909917
i dont think u can get hats at trump tower

emma already tried

if u mean the one in chitown

use this guide tho
>>5909920
i was a bernie supporter before trump

>>5909905

You look goth as fuck tho with black hair , that might be okay for Seattle but it creeps everybody else out.

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>>5909921
its truly inexplicable

>>5909923
Weren't we all
>>5909926
goth is dope dude fuck u

>>5909928
i love u maddie

>>5909923
i love this hat guide

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>>5909774
dont let other people make decisions for you, even if it makes it less stressful to deal with

>>5909921
s'okay, we re cool

>>5909930

goth is gay, just like seattle.

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>>5909920

um honestly.......no? faye is an amazing kisser and i literally couldn't keep my mouth off of hers for longer than 10 minutes at all times, but the other girls i kissed weren't any better or worse than any guy i've ever kissed.

>>5909926

no one understands her

>>5909928

impossibru

>>5909898
I get an alert on my phone and pick up whatever desu
>>5909906
I don't deliver drugs!!!!
>>5909920
It's OK, mirrors just ruin my day desu.
>>5909923
Nah, you can in NYC.
>>5909930
This desu.

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>>5909926
I like it though

>>5909898
I've been spiraling down since I entered my 20s
I'm just waiting for my life to expire.
I have nothing to look forward to.
Every gamble I take just blows up int face.

Ffs and school dealt major financial blows on me and both failed.

You shouldn't worry for me.
You should worry about people who can actually succeed in their lives

>>5909946
That's life though. Keep on trying and failing until you don't.

>>5909939
being gay is good though

>>5909941
goth 4 lyfe babe
>>5909940
I guess ur not a tru lesbian hehe
>>5909939
good thing I'm a homo then B)))

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>>5909937
i let mommy make decisions for me
>>5909941
oh im jelly

i wanna visit nyc sometime

would u let me stay at ur place

ill pay in cuddles

>>5909950

kayla is my tripfu i want to cure her autism with love

>>5909947
I've been trying for many years and I'm sick of trying.
I thought working hard at school would help me succeed but it didn't.
I thought ffs would help me feel better about my apperance but it didn't. It just made me feel worse.

>>5909933
I ain't crazy. I simply wont budge from my stance that people who pass and or are full time are privileged as fuck and are only able to do so because they are spoiled.

>>5909955
I thought u were mommy
did mommy lie to me

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>>5909941

that sounds fun honestly! how long have you done that for?

>>5909946

:/
idek what to say to your right now honestly. you can't keep thinking like this tho...

>>5909953

tbhon idk. i'm just w/e, i'm over labels. i just rly rly like her.

>>5909969
kayla can i please help you cure your autism (with love)

>>5909969
>I ain't crazy
Craziest shit you've ever said.

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>>5909946

Angie? ffs-anon?

>tfw insurance covers girl pills
urge to see shrink rising

>>5909940
I can't imagine anyone ever kissing better then Edie, so the girls side wins by default

im confused who the third girl with gem and yume

i need to know about ur personal lives

>>5909976
Sure, I need love so badly like to the point my life is crumbling around me without it. I haven't had a friend in 8 years now and I am so lonely. I only lash out at people because I am envious of their happiness.

>>5909978
guhhhhh thats the shade i wanted my hair to turn out but i need to bleach it to get it that light and im not gonna do that

>>5909978


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>>5909985
kayla i think you're like thousands of miles away from me how do we do this can ot still work

>>5909978
wow you actually don't pass

>>5909986
:( sorri

>>5909988
C H I C A GO
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>>5909995
cool. I'm fine with that

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>>5909984
there's no third girl anymore

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>>5909969

lol i literally moved more times than everyone here by the time i was 11, never had any friends until high school, was poor because my father died and was abused by the first guy i thought i loved and ended up a camwhore. it's more like you just don't try as hard as you could because you're too busy whining about other people's advantages acting like you've worked hard enough to deserve them.

>>5909978

it looks good!!

>>5909983

t-that is true that is the one thing i'm good at. tfw super chapped lips still.....

i love you kayla. you make this general interesting. it'd be too boring here without you

>>5909998
can i be the new third girl

I have the phone number of the endocrinologist in my hand but I'm too autistic and scared to call

plz help

>>5910001
>lol i literally moved more times than everyone here by the time i was 11
how many times bb

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>>5909991
>straight laced atheists
yeah, if you can't tell that wasn't satire I feel bad for you

>>5909994
Well then someone closer come and be my friend, I will be your manly man boyfriend.

>>5909967
:/ yeah but what's the alternative
try finding a new shrink?

>>5909945
It looks cute, you look cute. Black hair isn't goth unless you're wearing goth clothes, too.

>>5910007
no money desu

i might be able to get disability so i could see you in a few years of saving tho :)

>>5910005
JUST DO IT

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>>5910005

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>>5909971
repression... o.o

i am a little desu
>>5910007
are you finally starting to admit ur a satire

>>5910001
>lol i literally moved more times than everyone here by the time i was 11
So you got massive exposure to all walks of life, how is that missing out?

>never had any friends until high school
neither did I

>was poor because my father died and was abused by the first guy i thought i loved and ended up a camwhore
My father went to prison when I was 2 and I didn't have my step dad till I was 12 and he would always beat my mom so how was my father interaction any better? Also you at least had a love so why are you complaining, I never had anyone cuddle me or kiss me, not my fault you go after shit tier men but at least you get to be with men.

>>5910005
don't do it anon
let your dreams be dreams :^)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Src0l4a51sk

tfw ur face is literally a perfectly round ugly circle

>>5910012
>disability
don't take the neet way out

>>5910015
most of the shit I say is stupid, I admit that, but I don't admit the fact I look like a man and I will never pass because I can't get a new face or pay for new sexual organs.

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>>5909864
yeah next week, image related
skiing is fun indeed :3
just hope there's going to be good enough snow, thanks climate change .-.

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>>5910015
rlly that's cute I always knew u just wanted ur mommy at heart

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>>5910023
>most of the shit I say is stupid, I admit that
>>5910025
no bully

I think I'm going for black and white desu. It's /fa/pproved probably.
>>5909953
>tfw not listening to Bauhaus rn
What's the point?
>>5909955
Maybe? Like not at my current place, but when I have a bigger place you can come if you wanna.
>>5909973
This is my third week, but, yeah it's really fun.
>>5910022
>tfw your face is an ugly manish blob
>>5910012
>not getting disability while working
plebian

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>>5910005

the sooner you do it the sooner you'll be on mones and happy yknow

>>5910006

around 35? i was never at a school long enough to learn proper grammatical structures, i never got to learn cursive, or geography. i didn't even take a geo class till i was almost 20 lol. i got my mom to buy me the "garfield" dictionary when i was 7 tho (as well as ranma 1/2 tbhon) and i learned how to read properly and stuff from that. it kind of sucked.

>>5910024

AHHH THAT'S SO FUCKING PRETTY
where is that?! if you don't mind me asking, i don't wanna be a creep lol

>>5910018

i didn't get massive exposure to all walks of life in the good way. imagine being the new kid who was weird and seemed gay 3 times a year. and you saying at least i had a love is like me saying at least you had a step dad. seems kind of stupid, doesn't it? my point is even if you wanted to compare this like the oppression olympics i'd either win, or we'd be on par. meanwhile i transitioned and did everything i could to get what i have now. what's your excuse?

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>>5910010
basically

finishing life is strange right after the breakup was a mistake

>>5910001
I've never gotten road rash on my lips before >.>

>>5910026
It's okay I just want mine too rlly hehehe
>>5910029
Why'd you move so much wowie

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>>5909984
we're not dating anymore

>>5910029
>what's your excuse?
I am not short and physically feminine like you. You got to transition because you are an effeminate little Iranian. I am a tall white man so no way could I ever pull off being feminine.

>>5910039
how tall even are you kayla

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>>5910015
i still go back and forth on whether its all an epic meme...

cause like with this post >>5910018
theres no way a sane person hears "I was abused by a guy" and then legitimately thinks "well at least you had a guy!"

so its either an act or actual mental issues
theres no in between
and i kinda love it tbhon

>>5910024
Climate change kinda ruined Tahoe too>.<
>>5910029
>learned to read from a Garfield dictionary

I want to fucking hug you so hard right now

Alright if this is the advice thread I'm gonna take advantage of this bitch. I have questions. Background, I'm three weeks on hrt, am 25.

1. Dysphoria has ramped up 1000% since starting, this normal? Or am I not trutrans™

2. My chest has been aching for the last week, no buds. What's up with that?

3. Should I just stay a femboy because at least I'm kinda cute like that in a 'that's a pretty manly man' sorta way?

4. ive been gendered female twice since starting while in guy mode. (once by a drunk once by a teenager and it was kinda dark) is this a good sign for possibly passing?

5. I need to learn makeup, what do I need and where do I learn? Like YouTube? Or is the tumblr list in the op good enough?

6. By two weeks in, my skin, lips and smell had changed. And my eyes look brighter too I guess. And my cum is watery and clear. Should it be happening this fast?

7. I'm crying at literally everything. I cried over a gift or a girl being surprised with a kitten... How to stop?

8. Should I book a week holidays for after ds3 comes out?

9. I'm moving to outside London in six months, is it a relatively OK place to be full time non passing?

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they're called persians

iranians are not an ethnic group they're a national identity

>>5910039
You're smaller then I was, you literally never held a candle to my masculinity

>>5910050

Kayla doesnt even look bad as a guy. Maybe Kayla should go back towards being one.

>>5910053
It sounds like you're a bit emotional about taking the meds and its leading you to look for changes that aren't there

>>5910043
I've never been more emotionally invested in any form of electronic media in my entire life so its my absolute favorite game now

although admittedly mostly because of personal reasons

it has a very engaging story though, and its focus on characters and decisions makes it an amazing butterfly effect game, and the game has a very pleasing feel to it too

>>5910053
1. What kind of worries? Sometimes it can feel like a huge step but usually there's signs of more relief, but usually at like nearing 2 months.

2. They will be there soon/placebo

3. That's not gonna last

4. Probably yes desu?

5. There's the OP and also pretty much youtube videos is the best way.

6. Did you have your hormone levels checked pre hrt? maybe youu were low t. Otherwise probably juust >>5910068

7. You're getting in touch with emotions it'll take a bit. You will randomly cry a lot though.

8. Not a fan but if youu want to

9.USfag so idk about that.

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>>5910031

:C neither.... imagine how bad it'll be in a few months............

>>5910035

my whole family consists of women and they have all suffered with depression and a myriad of other physical disorders. there's kind of a curse where every man they ever loved died, or ran away, and they all have ovarian problems, immune issues (my aunt has lupus for example) etc.... because of this we were constantly moving because she was too upset to live somewhere because she missed my dad and she'd be crying a lot and i'd have to take care of her, or my grandmother/aunt would need help, or she would try to date someone and we would move in with them and it wouldn't work out.... they all do this thing where they would move all of the furniture in the room in diff positions, like once a month at least, until they'd exhausted the options and then i knew it wouldn't take long before we would move again lol.
TLDR MY LIFE HAS BEEN FUCKED UP AND I HAD TO TEACH MYSELF A LOT LOL

>>5910039

i'm also the hairiest bitch ever with big arms and hands. like who tf cares???? i didn't GET to transition because of anything, i chose to do so and whatever benefits i have were just that, benefits. same with the negatives. being attractive doesn't mean you GET to transition. anyone can do that. stop making excuses.

>>5910046

it's okie. i mean i learned lots of big words early since each page had a comic strip where they used one of them in a sentence or a joke, so that was good. i loved garfield 3:

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Comfy af.

>>5910075
s: that sucks edie am sorry
sounds like it could be a movie I swear

>>5910042
5'11''

>>5910044
I never been kissed and I am a virgin so I would take having a bf beat me up if it at least meant I wouldn't be alone forever.

>>5910050
god I was so cool as a dude and I had anything I wanted

>>5910059
didn't you say you are intersex? you were always a little twink

>>5910075
>anyone can do that. stop making excuses.
its not an excuse, I am too ugly to ever be seen as a woman, i would get mocked and beat up if I tried to go out dressed as a woman

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Why are people even responding?
This has been going on for years.

How do get rid of man shaped muscles?

Asking for a friend

>>5910106
Then I won't get responses :'((((((((

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>>5910029
Lech/Zürs here in austria, going to go there again this time.

>>5910106
Tell me what I can do to pass then. I want to know the secret.

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I think I might go with these style glasses desu. Pls no bully my face is fucked w/out make-up, and I just got off work.

>>5910109
hi pookie
you're nice

>>5910114
u have big boobies pleb

>>5910098
I am also a virgin and desperate for love but wtf I would never take an abusive bf, no one should. please respect yourself to know that you dont deserve to be abused.

>>5910106
>>5910109
yeah come on im desperate for (You)s over here

>>5910109
(You)
>>5910120
No! I-i don't.

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>>5910090

it's really ok lol. the benefits of this were that i learned how to talk to people and take care of them, and since i had no money i had to steal a lot to be able to afford things and it helped me learn how to have an eye for clothes to be able to grab quick that would look nice in stores so i'm good at putting outfits together. i also used to buy playstation games at swap meets, beat them, and then sell them for higher at game stores. i sold yugioh cards and magic cards and learned how to survive and look like i had lots of money without having a mom who actually had it. i just don't want anyone thinking that we have it easy or that you can't have a hard life and end up happy. the number of ppl who don't talk in these threads but frequent them and read this stuff is tremendous.

>>5910098

why do you care about everyone else thinking you're a woman? wtf bearing does that have on your life? the only people you should worry about are yourself, and the people you care about.

>>5910106

UR RIGHT I NEED TO STOP it's not like it does anything ~__~

>>5910112

that's rly awesome wow :o i hope you have a great time!!!!

>>5910114

with a light neutral outfit that would be so qt

>>5909973
Why not?

>>5909979
Angie

>>5910008
I done trying.
I'm beyond help and I don't want to inconvience another therapist

>>5910118
thank u anon that means a lot ur rlly nice too
>>5910125
thank u for sharing edie really like
idk lets me into ur life and shows me how far uve come ur rlly cool
but
do u have any more tips for detransing? I'm rlly sorry

>>5910125
thanks, I will :3

>>5910023
no i have panic attacks so bad i cant function i basically have to

>>5910068
Yeah that's definitely a possibility.

>>5910073
I had a sneaking suspicion I was low t. No body hair. Little facial hair. Fat distro is kinda female with hips and butt. The dysphoria is so much worse now as in I feel like ultra manly. Even with the changes which are making me happy, I notice all the other things that mean I'll never pass, be pretty etc.

>>5910109
>>5910123
(Y'all)

>>5910132
Sounds like depressive thinking. I have the same issue... everything SEEMS rational and logical, but it's really not. It's really not!! Please see someone before you do anything hasty.

pleb are you being serious with the Trump stuff or meming

>>5910038
:(

>>5910114
i like the whole 'hair exploding out of the hat' look you've got going. cute in an odd way

>>5910143
thanks i needed that

good girl

*pats ur head*

>>5910140
Shit, too bad I can't get disability here because I get them too. So bad actually I have an appointment to try and get on Xanax.

>>5910125
>why do you care about everyone else thinking you're a woman?
LOL
If I don't pass then cis women will treat me like garbage in public and mock me and kick me out of stores and bathrooms. I don't want any unneeded attention is why.

>>5910123
>I would never take an abusive bf, no one should. please respect yourself to know that you dont deserve to be abused
I spent too many years then seeing my step dad slap my mom around and then her crawl back to him every time, I guess it fucked me up. I still would take an abusive man if it meant i could not be alone.

>>5910086
*COMF*

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>>5910147
Whether you like it or not, trump is honestly the best choice. Hilary's a massive cunt and Bernie had no chance from the get-go. Although trump says some pretty dumb things, a lot of his agendas aren't really that bad.

>>5910113
The secret is there is no secret.

i want a gf

>>5910164
just make sure you dont get addicted to benzos. that'll make your life worse

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>>5910132

cause if you continue down this road then you might do something stupid tbhonest

>>5910133

FUCKING
FROG
IS THAT YOU AHAHAHAHAH

>>5910164

you're not worried about passing tho, you're worried about being attractive and this perfectly feminine caricature of a woman. most girls can pass easily if they have voice and makeup down because cis women can look even more like men than trans women can.

>>5910147
Half way? I want him to get the Republican nod, but I much prefer Bernie. He's my second choice but with a fucking big power gap. But I love the meme, and it's a great looking hat.

>>5910168
whats wrong with hillary


no memes allowed make a serious argument

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>>5909774
Don't deepthroat after you've been drinking. Bad things happen.

>>5910141
Well part of the 'feeling ultra manly' is that you're finally focusing on the masculine vs feminine as opposed to just ignoring things. You'd be surprised how much people can get away with passing with though. I hope things do go well for you and if you ever need someone to talk to I have contact stuff on the zeemap. I'd say give things a bit more time or think it out, remember you're more emotional~

>>5910175
gotcha
ahehehehehehe

bernie >>> hillary >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> kasich >>> trump > cruz

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>>5910177
Anti Privacy, Pro Censorship, she voted for the Iraq War, and is funded by Wall Street. Plus she's a literal cuck.

>>5910175
>cis women can look even more like men than trans women can
That is bullshit. Every single female peer in my school is under 5'5'' and has NO shoulder width at all. I would trip everyone's trannydar if I tried to get dolled up. And no its not about being attractive, I just wish I was smaller or at least didn't have a brow ridge, no boobs, and a huge nose. You are at least short so its easier to fit in as a girl if you are short. im fucked

>>5910173
really why?

>>5910177
she's accused of what basically amounts to treason, plus everything that everyone else has said

>>5910193
kayla will you marry me

i want to be mrs heart so badly i dream about it every night

>>5910181

>don't deepthroat

Terrible advice.

>>5910199
what do you look like?

Also, pls help, I know it's a hella manly fat as fug pic, but are the frames decent?
>>5910158
It just happens! I need to straighten my hair when I get home.
>>5910177
She is historically anti LGBT, and did a 360 when it became uncouth to be like that.
>>5910187
Kaisich could be good but he has no shot rn.

>>5910182
Thanks Kari. I have you on Skype already actuallyyyy. I'll hit you up sometime I do need as much insight as possible here

>>5910201
>after drinking
I mean, deepthroating is great, but your muscle control and gag reflex aren't the best with alcohol in your system. Do the math, not worth the embarrassment ;~;

>>5909801
Tfw maddie has ur dream phd
>>5909890
You said you did that weeks ago you can't just reuse old lies, kayla.

Hiii thread. I'm a substitute teacher now.

>>5910209
>I'm a substitute teacher now
I couldn't even be a sub teacher because they found out i was trans

>>5910207
>tfw elanna will never vomit on your peen
y liv

>>5910209
>substitute teacher
Better make sure they don't background check you, fucking tranny pedo freak

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>>5910185

i literally can't with u

>>5910193

i highly doubt that. again, stop whining. i lived in huntington beach for 6 years, i know what socal, and cali in general are like.

Hi :D

I am wearing girl clothes for once :3

Tomorrow is final day of term :)

>>5910212
>>5910215
Is there any truth to this, "you cannot teach if you're trans"?

>>5910218
>stop whining
easier said than done. Maybe if I had a girl who was a friend to take me out a few times so I don't have a panic attack then maybe I could get over it but I don't have that luxury.

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>>5910205
>tfw can never identify anons well

KK! I just always like talking to people~ I just am really bad about starting conversations cause I don't like bugging people :<. Let me know though! You know I'm happy to help!

>>5910209
Grats!! omg when do you start?

>>5910222
depends where you live and the staff at the schools but yes discrimination against trans people exists

>>5910213
>tfw planning to never vomit on another peen again
;____;

>>5910215
Isn't it past your bedtime?

>>5910222
unless youre deep stealth, being being a trans teacher or dealing with kids in general is a bad idea.

university not so much.

I need some fucking headpats or something right now because there are new employees at my job and they are trying to ruin my life.

>>5910212
I went dressed as a guy but I'm sure they could tell bc hair/voice/mannerisms.
>>5910215
:/
>>5910222
they don't like tranny pedo freaks so idk I'm hiding
>>5910227
What the fuck could you offer to someone by being their friend??
>>5910230
2 weeks homegirl! I'm so nervous/excited. It's probably gonna suck desu lol.

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>>5910227

if you stopped being so mean to everyone i would be that friend for you. and don't say you're not mean and people are coming to get you or you don't start shit, you know as well as i do that you go off on ppl all the time whenever you feel personally attacked by what they do even if they didn't do it to hurt you.

>>5910220

that's really awesome carol ^__^ good for u!!

>>5910229
I've not been on this board long honestly, I dont know her well enough yet. Maybe?
>>5910235
Oh in a discriminatory kind of way, I think I understand.

>>5910229
I wouldn't, but not because she's trans.

>tfw my senpai says I dress like a old woman
idk why dressing conservatively is now a old person thing to do but I've never dressed up like a slut and I won't dress up like a slut...

I just want to sit down and cry but i have to go to work fuck fuck fuck

>>5910213
Trip on Edgar

>>5910249
Grats! Right around the same time I start up at Nordstrom! Super excited for you, I can understand why you're nervous, but I hope everything goes great!


>>5910248
*Pats anon* It'll be okay, what are they doing? :<

>>5910259
=( *hugs*

>>5909774
my advice is always breath through your nose when you go down on someone

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How hard should I trip this evening?

>>5910282
stay sober desu

>>5910282
the only trip you need is to church desu

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Where were you when you realized Canada will be annexed by America?

>>5910282
Don't trip :O You'll get injured

>>5910282
what are you taking?

>>5909841
You look absolutly amazing!

>>5910282

level 4 out of 10

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>>5910250
fine, I am mean. I don't want to be but my life is such pain and misery I don't know how to be happy and nice. Why would I be friendly if I have nothing to live for?

>>5910282
take a mild dose and walk thru nature

thats what i want to do anyway

>>5910282
Are you tripping bc ur sad or for fun?

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>>5910259
Thats how ive felt this entire week desu

Even though I cant really afford it I've been getting off work an hour early every day I could because its painful having to be around so many people and pretending to be happy

>>5910125
Time to go palewave?

>>5910294
>Why would I be friendly if I have nothing to live for?

because being friendly would get you friends who would give you something to live for

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anyone thought of using one of these for a self orchi? I just can't find a pain free way to go about killing my testicles.

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>>5910294

if you were nicer to people and just ignored the people who DO come at you unprovoked, then you would make friends here who would support you and that would help you feel confident enough to get to a point where you have something to live for tho. it's all connected.

>>5910305

yESS
i love that look. tfw everything i own is a neutral or pastel. ima dress more comfycore when i move to portland tho.

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>>5910290
2c-e

>>5910293
Decent for midweek, but I have the place to myself and no commitments tonight or in the morning so I was thinking in degrees of strong.

>>5910301
For fun ^^
It's a rare opportunity, I usually don't have the place to myself, so I don't have to dose psys conservatively.

>>5910285
Tru

>>5910284
And miss out on the opportunity for a proper intense psychedelic experience? o.o

>>5910295
Nature is so cold and gross in Edmonton around this time of year, I totally would though.

>>5910282
get fucked up

I'd do it too but I have to work today

>>5910202
better than you im sure

>>5910315
But my something to live for would be passing. But I can never pass so I have nothing to live for. Even if I got a friend they would only be around me for their own self image.

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im really shit at tying my hair into a bun. does this look acceptable enough to pass as a boy trying to get hired as a banquet server?

i have an interview soon and im nervous cause food service hates boys with long hair

also pls disregard my man-skull ty

>>5910321
euuh yeah forget nature then. watch a marathon of Planet Earth instead! the time-lapse plants growing will blow your mind

>>5910316
Fuck me. Okay. So you actually look pretty, got hormones and shit and you seriously consider backalley surgery to be an option? Fucking kidding me?

>>5910320
hey Edie, let's go clothes shopping together. I found this really nice paisley top thats all faded and pastel but the material is shit to wear....

>>5910250
>tfw you and husbandu could take a trip to Disneyland and make Kayla hang out and be nice to her

>>5910334
Don't worry it's trolling or delusion either way nothing anyone here can do about it.

>>5910332
oh ok

>>5910333
Looks very fem imo.

>>5910250
I took them off to get something tho :/ I don't like to wear them infront of people cause they'll go "you look pretty" or something and I know that they're lying

So I've already transitioned, and I haven't removed my genitals, but I can't anally orgasm

I don't know how to describe it, but anal play doesn't really do anything for me, or else it's too slow to be noticable or enjoyable. I've worked my way up in size, but still, nothing.

I decided to not masturbate for 3 days and am going to massage my anus before trying anything, but do you anons have any tips on getting a first anal orgasm?

>>5910334
I need an orchi because those who get it end up feminizing faster.

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>tfw you mentioned to Adri what you did last week
>tfw she hates you for it
>tfw you hurt her

>>5910341
still tho

ugh i just wish i could transition already

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>>5910348
I would also like to know the answer to this question

>>5910346
fem is fine. feminine boy is what i go for these days anyway. as long as it looks decent and neat, that my concern

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>>5910321

i think 6.5 at most for midweek but that's just meeeee
i was like a 7 the other day trying to make it through the airport and i almost didn't make it lmaaao

>>5910333

it looks good!

>>5910338

i'd love that!! i love shopping more than life itself t b h lmao.

>>5910339

imagine that trip if it was one of those special days at disneyland like goth day or w/e lol
i do wanna go everywhere with you tho..... t b h....

>>5910347

i highly doubt they would be lying.

>>5910358
I understand. Best thing you can do though is avoid comparing yourself to others in this. That is gonna hold true for a while.

>>5910353
Fucking faster? I am not even fucking feminizing. I am sitting around on my arse waiting for the fucking healthcare system to fucking do something

>>5910360
>>5910348
rub fingers against the side facing your front
keep going up until you find the spot
cum buckets

>>5910367
I look gross. I got a gross face and adams apple ;~;

Elanna, you are a waste of space. A failure as a human being, a man and a tranny. Everyone would be happier if you were gone. Today is the day you finally do it.

>>5910356
You messed up, you went after a camslut when if you had been patient you might have had a shot at getting adri back

>>5910333
Nature documentaries sound pretty great.
Thinking of taking a shower too.

>>5910367
Lmao whaaat?
You were tripping in an airport?!

>>5910326
Edie's 6.5 or so seems about right, sensibly fucked up :D

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>>5910356
>tfw you hurt her too

>>5910372
sorry but you are going to have to order that shit online or literally scream abuse from the top of your lungs because you should be on hormones by now. I don't get why Europe is so fucked up when it comes to hormones, they will pay for srs like it was nothing yet its impossible to get on hrt, fucking stupid. Seems like the system was made by old hons who get srs and then never do anything else, vid related eww https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBb5auFzDto

>>5910376
Fuck off and die rawr.

>>5910374
>reading this and able to mentally remember the feeling.
Welp thanks anon now I wish I could get fucked today :< RIP

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>>5910376
Lmao, shut the fuck up

>>5910380
Not really, yume was the one who was involved, you were just a bystander

>>5910382
>because you should be on hormones by now

Nope. 17 & up they consider it but below then to just get blockers you have to be referred to some place in London.

>vid related eww

Ew?

>>5910384
ill fuck u if ur cute

>>5910367
cool, thank you!
and holy shit lol im stealing that gif

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>>5910374
>>5910384
Are you talking about the blue lines here?

>>5910393
Do you like missing teeth? You're in luck!

>>5910376
fuck off rawr

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>>5910320
I'm gonna go for a capsule wardrobe w/ palewave desu. uniqlo has got some tight as fuck pale shit onsale rn. I got a noise rock shirt that'd look good with it. It's hard to ditch the goth tho.

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Good morning.

>>5910387
Let that tranny rage come through baby, I know you hate being in that shitty hon body, especially with that face, ugh. Get the kitchen knife ready, you'll want to use that this time. Remember to take a shit before you do it though, don't want to be remembered as that tranny who killed himself and shat his pants too.

>>5910397
No like, fingering yourself and hook your fingers so they press against the front part and eventually you'll hit a spot where you about feint.

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>>5910398
>>5910376
Can you leave alone some of the genuinely nice people in the thread? Please? You can be an asshole but do it elsewhere.

>>5910405
I wish you were cute so I could date you, you seem pretty cool

>>5910405
Fuck off faggot

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>>5910406
You're one to talk you ugly faggot.

FUCK. OFF. No-one wants you here.

>>5910397
nah i just rub towards my gt
>>5910409
this

>>5910398
i dunno they can be cute sometimes...

>>5910391
ew means gross, duh
just saying your system was designed by old hons
Also if you ain't 18 then you shouldn't be the fuck on 4chan

>>5910411
That manga was adorable :D

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>>5910405
Hey, how did last night go?

>>5910411
fuck you and your hugbox, you're a fucking shitty trip anyway

>>5910409
>>5910417
I have a glass wand and a dildo, but both of those never seem to touch my prostate (the small bump on the inside of my anal wall, right?)

Do you have a particular toy that you use?

>>5910411
No, I think I'll stay right here.

>>5910418
4chan is mostly like 12 year old edgy kids anyhow.

Our system is designed by balding old senile doctors whose jobs and positions are protected by the unions

>>5910423
me next! let the hate flow though you

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>>5910423
Take your hatebox out of here.
>>5910426
Then be a fucking decent person if you're going to bless us with your presence.
>>5910419
I know right??

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>>5910416
Is that the latest pic of Elanna?

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>>5910406
Come at me bro, I'll slam you right in the bp

>>5910423
You seem agitated. You should smoke some weed a calm down t b h

>>5910423
>hugbox
you type like a desperate suicidal hon desu

>>5910426
Fuck off rawr, no-one likes or will ever like you and the best you can hope for is dying in a ditch from a heroin overdose.

>>5910428
>4chan is mostly like 12 year old edgy kids anyhow.
if this is true then the mods need to wake the fuck up because just stop
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2k0SmqbBIpQ

>>5910425
Look up men's anal toys they are usually designed with the hook to hit the prostate.

>>5910416
>BWAAH BWAAH THIS ISN'T LIKE TUMBLR
fuck you and your inverted penis

>tfw all ur trip gfs meet up
>stuck at home
>tfw no portland, arizona, europe, texas, cali, philly gf.

>>5910429
I want to dip my dick in ketchup and make you deepthroat it

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>>5910389
that hurts too

>>5910432
It's you, dipshit.

FUCK.
OFF.

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>>5910375

no

>>5910379

WELLLLL i mean i was high as fuck and i drank like ... a ton of ciders, pic related, and like 3 other cocktails with my friends right before heading to the airport. i literally needed help doing EVERYTHING from everyone at the airport, they were treating me like a child it was ridiculous AHAHAH

>>5910394

<3
i like my animu and mango pics lol

>>5910403

my capsule wardrobe is pretty similar, ya. have you been #gothlife for awhile?

>and tfw no cornflakes gf

Where are all my Australian QTs at?

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yayyyy catty trannies
>>5910425
http://www.amazon.com/dp/B004XK4RW0/?tag=daveracy-20

>>5910423
Do the thread- nay, the entire world a favor and fucking kill yourself rawr.

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>>5910447
NO this is me, want to fuck with me still? huh bitch, whats up now tranny?

>>5910457
Just fucking die rawr.

>>5910451
ilu beepy ^^

>>5910439
kek
>>5910449
yes ;~; seriously i look awful

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>>5910449

>ton of ciders, pic related
oop forgot the pic

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>>5910416

reminder that this pic isnt even from here, its from a /fa/ meme.

>>5910437
It is one.

>>5910443
<3 You've still got lots of people who love ya though!

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i really want a philly cheesesteak now. not gonna get one though

ok well bye!

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>>5910445
Hot, but lets get some buns first and do it right, I could eat the bun from around your cock.

>>5910467
Bye, hon! Don't let the door hit you on the way out!

>>5910464
It's from when rawr posted himself without a wig a few months ago.

>>5910468
when did you become a degenerate?

>>5910470
You're the hon rawr.

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>>5910453
stupid question, which end goes in? sorry im new to this. and I just push it in and out?

>>5910428
i just use my fingers
its more fun
just have to be extra careful about cleaning out first