/gaygen/ - Gay Lifestyle

first for tfw no bf

second for there is literally no reason to use a condom if you don't fuck darkies or coalburners

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>>5897713
>not making your own bf out of parts you really like

Spring break went by too fast

>>5897716
whites get hiv too amigo

>>5897706

bugchasing intensifies.

>>5897706
I don't get the pic

>>5897726
Don't fuck coalburners or slam drugs then you won't ever get HIV. Seriously.

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How much do you desire someone stronger, taller, and more masc than you to dominate over you and treat you like a good boy?

How much do you desire someone smaller and shorter than you so you can show them what a good boy they are?

>>5897739
>Tfw no Jew BF to make me his good goy

>>5897734
>thinking whites are completely HIV free and clean

enjoy your aids.

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>>5897734
Talk is cheap darling

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_uiVt21bp_s

>>5897757
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oozQ4yV__Vw&feature=youtu.be&t=51s

>>5897751
You're not really getting what I'm saying, are you?
If you don't fuck niggers or coalburners then you won't get HIV.
If you don't slam drugs then you won't get HIV.

STDs like chlamydia, herpes etc. only infect straight people. HPV isn't even dangerous if you're a bloke so it's not even a disease 2bh.

>tfw catholic all-boys boarding school sex ed

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>>5897778
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VVIaFqEPVak

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>>5897731
Condoms make me horny :3

>>5897778
>being this ignorant about how gays are incredibly susceptible to stds especially hiv, and whites are really high up there in the statistics

it's like you're purposely ignoring what statistics are saying.

>>5897793
who is this fluid druid

>>5897793
Reported. This is a SFW board.

>>5897792
>tfw he sold out and only makes normie-safe shit now
rip https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zl7a-6Xq39M

>>5897802
Show me statistical proof that not fucking niggers, coalburners or injecting drugs has absolutely no impact on the chances of contracting HIV.

>>5897815

chaturbate com/boybuttandlove/

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Meet Hugo. He's my husbando. Say, "Hi Hugo!"
https://www.instagram.com/hhmayhew/

>>5897823
Stop moving the goalposts

Im pretty much a girl except I have a penis

>>5897739

sauce please

Blacks actually get tested for hiv than any other races

Asians are the cleanest though

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>>5897830

>>5897827
>my husbando
Good luck fighting off half of /hm/ for his dick

>>5897842
Yes let's all celebrate the fact that 1 in every 10 white gay men has aids.

>>5897844
>>5897716
>literally no reason to use a condom
>>5897823
>no impact on the chances of contracting HIV

those are two different things

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>>5897854
If there is a significantly reduced chance of contracting HIV, then there is literally no reason to use a condom. If you eliminate all chances of getting HIV, such as by not fucking negros, coalburners, junkies or inject drugs yourself then the chance is practically zero and can be treated as such. Of course there are anomalies to this, but they are anomalies and can be excluded.

Now, do you have any proof to back up your claims?

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>>5897851
Yes.... >.> <.< >.<

>>5897863
We aren't the same person lmao

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Would /gg/ date him?

>>5897867
>things that never happen in pokemon
If Nintendo were to make a pokemon ero game they'd be the richest company in the world

>>5897878
yes, pretty cute

>>5897868
rofl

>>5897900
Lol haha

>>5897909
Never fucking reply to me again unless you're contributing to the thread.

>>5897878
yah hes a mild qt even if he does play boring games

>>5897739
Moar pls

I made two new gay friends, except we're all actually man-preferring bisexuals.
I think the youngest one of us is balanced, or actually possibly likes girls more? But ends up chasing after guys more often, anyways.
Installing grindr was a good decision.

>>5897980
ive never met anyone ffrom grindr :(

>>5897739
this is shopped to hell
and yes, I love this, but I'm somewhat ashamed to be such a failed man who wants to be a pussy boy

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>>5897980
>Installing grindr was a good decision
i'll take "things no one has ever said" for $500 alex

>>5897838
>>5897970

got it from: >>>/hm/1320843

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>>5897919
el oh el

>>5897997
Don't do it, people from grindr try to have sex with you even when you say you are in relationship and only looking for friends

>>5897739
neither
I just want a short boy I can cuddle and love and kiss and nuzzle his neck

kill me now

>>5898059
h-hi

>>5897997

I just met up with a lot of people, making sure i only met with other people looking for playmates, not just one off hook ups
And eventually you find people you have chemistry with and after all, you guys end up meeting up just to go to the arcade or watch a movie or something to hang out.

>>5898058
>>5898027

It's not all that bad. If a dude's a jerk, just send him away.

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>>5898075
I would flirt but there's a specific short boy I want and I'm at my lowest ever today
sorry mate

>>5898058
that sounds awful :( im sorry that happened to you
arent u straight? what were you using grindr for

>>5898078
i just want a sugar daddy

>>5898089
>i just want a sugar daddy
you have to be good looking for that though, right?

>>5898096
sigh :( stop bullying me

>>5897878
What's his butt look like?
>>5898040
Well, Fuck. Off to fap.

>Want to do things
>No one to do things with
>No longer want to do things

My life is a basement because I'm ugly. What's the use in life if you will never have a bf? I'm just gonna work so I can pay for a car so I can get to work?

>>5898089
>aren't u straight? what were you using grindr for
I don't know. I'm confused. Only had sex with females. I'm in relationship and was not looking for sex only wanted to make platonic friends and ask questions about their life style

>>5898089

There are definitely places to find one..

>>5898112
iktf

>>5897739

>not finding another naive young qt bottom boy to explore your sexualities(and each other's buccis 2bh) with

I'm increasingly drawn to twink4twink

How do you feel about this shirt?

https://represent.com/charlie?click=campaign_directory_c_2157053&kw=campaign_directory

It pisses me off that the LGBT community is okay with a shirt by a poz guy who most likely intentionally infected others without telling them. "I'm positively negative" sounds like something a gift giver would say.

>>5898150

come over tho

>>5898135
ok but i dont want to look

>>5898113
try okcupid

>>5898113
>I'm in relationship
you're fucking married

>>5898112
Lift to get man pretty and to lift away the feels. Also grow a beard to cover up the ugly.
Worst comes to worst, plastic surgery is getting cheaper every year.

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>>5898108
It's probably flat since he spends his life sitting down and playing on the computer

>>5898162
Like that ever stopped a hungry homo.

>>5898112
1. Fix your teeth if they are fucked up
2. Get medical treatment for your acne
3. Get new haircut
4. Start working out
5. Get tanned
6. Buy clothes that fit you

>>5898235
Teeth are fine. Even if they weren't though, fixing them is easier said than done.
Not too bad of acne, in the least, it's dying down finally. Again, easier said than done though.
My hair is fine.
I used to be fitter, it didn't help.
I don't want skin cancer and sun damage aging me faster.
My clothes are fine.

Why can't someone just be ugly?

>>5898167
Mostly go for the fem look. Will eventually go masc probably though. We'll see about that beard then.
If I can afford plastic surgery, I will get it in the future. I might be beyond saving though.

>>5898235
these always seem like weird projecting
the issue is that he has low self-esteem or a genetic deformity, not that he's regular ugly.

>>5897734
And how do you know that cute white boy your fucking hasn't? because he said so??? HAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHHAHA!

>>5898255
Mate there are some fugly dudes on Grindr just lower your standards

A slit shaped pucker means you're just experienced, right
Not like wrecked, or anything

Why did he have to call me a "bro" unironically and ruin everything

>>5898293

I think that's how it goes, I don't have the image and I'm not too sure what my own hole looks like.

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>>5897706
What is this

>>5898309
yeah only masc str8s use the word "bro"

>>5898280
I already did.
Basically, if I can get a boner, I go with it.
It's why I fucked old guys. But I want a bf.

>>5898322
Or try hard gay guys.

Anyway, I really don't think I could be in a relationship with a guy who says 'bro.'

>>5898329
what about guys that say dude

>>5898293
people have different shaped anuses, thats not to say you can't worsen it but don't buy the meme about only having a puckered asshole means you are untouched.

>>5898328
Well I don't really know what to tell you man I'm kinda talking out my ass anyways I've spent my entire day pining over a guy so what do I know

>tfw no bf
>tfw best friend doesn't know I fuck guys
>tfw trust other close friends more than him, and they all know I'm with guys

>>5898329
>there are men in this thread now that call each other "girl"

>>5898342
Dude and man are acceptable.

>>5898389
Chill, sis. Chill.

>>5898376
why you do not tell your best friend? If really you are friends sure he will not care what you do in private

Does anyone know what tiny ingrown hair looking things on the very inside of your opening mean?
Is it herpes?
They're small and soft and they don't hurt.

All my friends fucking hate me and I haven't had social contact in 4 weeks AMA

>>5898432
do you like getting creampied / facialed?

>>5898376
suck your best friend's dick

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>>5898432
>friends
>4 weeks
normies get out
now
reeeeeeeeee

>>5898436
The idea sounds nice but I'm a khv what do I know

>>5898458
you know that if you actually tried, you could be sucking dick or getting your ass plowed within an hour if you try grindr or craigslist or a4a

>>5898458
If you are virgin. Don't put your dick in mudsharks and drug addicts you will not get diseases

>>5898432
describe your build

>>5898472
I made a grindr and got messages etc.

and then I got scared because there are people on that app who are 500 feet away from me

So I deleted my Grindr account

>>5898499
What's a mudshark

>tfw cuteness is one of the better traits I see in other guys
>tfw can't call most guys cute without having them take offense
it's weird how a pro is interpreted as a con by some

>>5898524
Fluctuates between skeleton and skinnyfat, six feet tall

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>>5898389
Thats what gay guys do mate

>>5898544
w-what's in his pants?

>>5898549

His fat, meaty, sweaty dick.

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>>5898553

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>>5898549
Big cock

>>5898553
nobody thought that was funny or that it contributed to the thread JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP OH MY GOD YOURE SO ANNOYING

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>>5898565
Not trying to defend circe but all he did was respond to a question

>>5898527
I thought cute was the go-to term these days. Or is this 4chan syndrome again?

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>>5898553

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>>5898576
Francisco lachowski is a god among men

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Your taste in men are disgusting.
>directed to all of you

I've gotten into five large arguments with friends or family in the past three days
Wtf happened

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>>5898628
your's included t b h f a m i l i o

>>5898631
Rectally inject 50ccs of semen stat.

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>>5898544
>>5898564
>>5898576
>>5898594
>>5898628
>All this fatposting

>>5898637
I'm normally ridiculously passive to the point of practical nonexistence

I need your help gaygen! Growing up, daddy never molested me! what's wrong with me? Why wasn't I good enough?!

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>>5898645
>I'm normally ridiculously passive to the point of practical nonexistence
Do you walk around on all fours with your boipucci spread open? You could have been inserting semen via the air and sheer volume of sluttyness. Kinda like the this whale does with krill.

>>5898652
N-no

>>5898638
>>5898651
Maybe he was fucking your sister. What age should he of started fucking you at?

>>5897863
Swede literally whores himself out to guys. Hes ridden with stds

>>5898665
the usual age of course

>>5898670
Maybe you aren't old enough to get fucked by him yet

>>5898658
>N-no
Sounds like something a gay slut with an open boipucci would say! >>>:(

I bet you are the town bicycle. EVERYONE GETS A RIDE.

>>5898683

Did someone say my name

What's your deepest darkest secret that you would never tell your friends or family?

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>>5898730
that i'm gay

>>5898736
weak, give us something juicy

>>5898730
DADDY
FUCK ME
LOVE ME
D A D D Y

>>5898746
L O N D O N
O
N
D
N
O
P
E

>>5898730
i am secretly racist, but against whites

>>5898755
so what you're saying is you're not white

every minority is racist against whites even though not that many whites are racist against minorities, but "kek you can't be racist against white people"

>>5898730
That I'm gay. Literally the darkest secret I have.

>>5898751
Brits are gross

>>5898773
how about a fantasy then? Any fantasies you wouldn't ever share, possibly even with a partner?

>>5898730
I genuinely don't care about them, or anyone else, or anything at all. I'm a shell of a man, but that's all they ever see--the shell, never the emptiness inside.

>>5898779
you're silly anons, we're all empty shells, it just means you haven't found the right guy to inject your cream filling yet, a twink with no cream filling doesn't make a twinkie

>>5898778
That I want daddy to fuck my boypucci.

Not my actual dad tho.

>>5898766
>le majority persecution complex

>>5898786
>le implying it isn't a real thing
What do you call equal opportunity employment? That's called racism, have a more experienced, more qualified person to fill a job? Oh wait, he's white, we need to hire a few more mexicans or asians or else we don't get our tax break, guess we aren't picking him

>>5898781
I keep filling them. It doesn't seem to be helping. The only thing that's changed since I started "looking" is I've learned a new way to manipulate people for my own good.

>>5898794
omgz the white guy has been triggered

>>5898766
pretty much yeah

if the entire white race was rendered incapable of having children tomorrow i would probably have a giggle

>>5898799
shitskin detected
remove kebab
build a wall
yellows should be building our railroads
reds need to be massacred, their land is our land

we done now?

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>>5898730
I think the occult is cool and if a satanic sex cult kidnapped me tomorrow to be a ritual slave I'd probably be ok with it.

>>5898804
Freddie please calm down

>>5898805
how lovely you are.

do you not realize your existence is meaningless and unimportant?

>>5898794
>getting this assblasted
Be not worthless and it won't be a problem senpai

>>5898808
but cults like that would probably do sacrifices and stuff, they'd probably mutilate you like severing fingers / limbs / genitals or generally just hurting you a lot, is that hot to you?

>>5898813
>valid argument is made
>don't have any logical way to counter it
>ad hominem time :^)

>>5898818
>I don't have an argument
>y-you just used logical fallacies

>>5898594
>>5898576
>>5898564
>>5898544
>>5898321
>>5897827
all these faggots are on gear

no thank you, I like men as G-d intended, not some drug addicted loser addicted to his own reflection in the mirror

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>>5898814
not really

I prefer the psychological aspect of it. Completely being at the beck and call of someone/something 100% beyond your control or understanding.

I hide my power level a lot when it comes to this stuff and only dabble in like entry level bondage type of shit, S/M and master/slave stuff makes me generally uncomfortable, but I guess the extra edgelord paintjob of thelema/OTO/whatever makes it palatable to me.

>>5898821
I'm not sure exactly what you're trying to say. Are you saying that it isn't true that white people are passed over on jobs because companies get tax breaks for hiring minorities? You can just use google to see that that is true. Are you saying white people aren't passed over because companies can pay minorities less? Again, you can google and see that that is true.

It's companies being racist to literally everyone, they use minorities to get tax breaks and pay lower wages, that's racist to minorities, but it's also racist to white people that laws that allow that even exist

>>5898829
That aside, do you have a thing for drivers? From somewhere in the midwest / south?

>>5898830
>im not sure what you're trying to say
That it's a banal point that's bern beaten to death and back

>>5898730
I'm a slut

>>5898860
swede?

>>5898850
Maybe if you articulate better people will understand what you're trying to say
>bern beaten to death and back
I'm not sure if that's bad grammer and you're saying that sanders has been beating that point to death and back again, or if that was a typo and you meant been beaten to death and back again

>>5898867
It was a typo

>>5898870
that's what I figured, I would always assume a typo except for the fact that it was two consecutive letters, which doesn't make sense how you typo that, how do you mess up hitting the same key twice in a row?

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>>5898840
Motorcycle racers, but drivers are cool too. Dangerous thrills gets me going I suppose. I live in the northeast though I've been down south a few times.

>>5898874
I'm on a phone

>>5898878
Ah, I didn't even realize motorcycle racing was a big thing, just figured the guys you posted were drivers, motorcycles are definitely way more dangerous in a lot of ways, but at the same time cars are also more dangerous in a few ways of their own, in a crash I feel like you're more likely to survive the crash in a car, but that also carries the risk that you'll be trapped in the car while it burns

>>5898889
That's a good enough excuse I guess then. Curious, a lot of people seem to post on 4chan from their phones, what are you doing that you're on 4chan on your phone? Break at work? sitting on a train / bus?

>>5898903
Lying on my bed

>>5898917
So if you're at home, why post here on your phone instead of just getting on your computer?

>>5898922
Because I can't lie on my bed then

anyone care to offer some advice on something?

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>>5898917

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>>5899002

>>5898730
That behind this upper layer of 6 years-long depression, there's actually a pretty femenine boy trying to come out

Alright faggots I need you now more than ever
The guy I'm after just commented on my instagram post "This was a bonding moment for us desu". How do I respond in a manner that's not overtly sexual
I happened to have liked a post of his like two seconds before he commented that so he knows I'm awake

>>5899066
>"This was a bonding moment for us desu"
Sounds like a weeb, baka desu oniifam

>>5899082
Blame the filters but I need help man I've never done this

>>5899089
Why not say something like "glad you thought that too"
Don't pay too much mind to my advice though, 21 virgin

>>5899098
I liked it but my friend thought it was too much for a public content thread so I went with something else and now I'll ask him out on Snapchat

I has a question:

Opinion on mixed status relationships?

I mean, I've always used protection but I've never been tested, so as far as I know, I'm assuming I'm HIV-.
>be me
>interested in someone who's HIV+
>has undetectable viral load and still on antiretroviral meds
So can I suck his dick and just otherwise use condoms or what?
Maybe take PrEP?

I just assume that all guys have it for the sake of safety so is it really that big of a deal?

>>5899127
Man.

What.

>>5899127
disgusting

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>tfw foot fetish
>tfw your friend is barefoot

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>>5899127
maybe I'm too drunk to understand but what exactly are you asking

im a boy and i want to kiss and hold hands with a boy but this boy likes a girl what do i do

>>5899127
Studies have shown that couples of mixed status where one partner is undetectable do not seroconvert and when they do it is from a strain different from that of the partner.

I would say don't worry about sucking cock or topping bareback. If you want to take his load you are also probably fine but you can take prep to be safe.

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>>5899212
kys my man

I know that feel

>>5899212
Ask satan to make you exchange bodies with the girl

You'd spend the rest of eternity in hell but i think it's worth it.

>>5898544
That's what degenerate fucking faggots do.

>>5899275
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1rEgn7YrZ7k

I absolutely cannot stand straight people.
I want to fucking murder them. God they make me nauseated. I'm going to vomit.

>>5899066
Ok update time
He rejected me, said he's actually planning on asking a different guy out this week. Seems like he really wants to stay friends and honestly I'd love nothing more. I've been lying in bed thinking for the last hour and somehow I didn't even get hit with sadness of any sort until now, as I'm writing this out. Maybe it will hit me in the morning like a freight train.

Have you guys ever felt this before? I've never asked a guy out until now, apparently it was his first time being asked out

>>5897593
my eyes have always been blue
+ i dont see why temporarily being involved with someone pretty much a year ago who was blonde means i cant have blonde hair now

>>5899438
That's literally a whole thread ago chill nigga

>>5899445
just woke up

>>5898730
i killed a girl two years ago, she had it coming tho

>>5899337
I love normie straight guys but hate it when they give you blue balls. Straight women are cancer except my mother and Margaret Thatcher.

Who got >>5888888?

>>5897706
i've got a fat awkward chick hitting on me and i don't know what to do
i started talking to her cause she sat alone at work and now she's trying to confess her love for me
the worst part is she's been dating a guy for a few years
is it unreasonable to be pissed she would do that?

>>5899915

Just say "hey, what do you think of (some guy)? Isnt he just the cutest?"

when she knows yourr gay shell fuck off hipefully

>>5899924
i already have ;~;

>>5899927
Recruit her as a faghag then

>>5898827
He's said hes all natty.

>tfw not gay

I want to be a little bottom bitch. I want to be taken by a big guy.

>>5897716
I'm black and I only bang white dudes, does that mean I don't need to wear a condom?

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>>5899955
just do it
taking a cock is similar to taking a good neverending shit while peeing on a full bladder, which everyone has enjoyed

>>5899962

I can't.

>>5899965
you sound like a weak little pussy to me then

>>5899967

I am.

>>5899959
Poz away, my negroid friend. Sow your filthy seed upon the degenerates and let them rot away for their crimes.

Only if you're in the US tho I don't want my tax shekels supporting a bunch of pozfags on the NHS
>privatisation when

>>5899968
Post boipussy

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>>5899970

I DONT WANT TO GO TO WORK AND HAVE TO INTERACT WITH PEOPLE

>>5899952
>He's said hes all natty.
And I say I'm the queen of England.
>>5899955
Hey bb.
>>5900041
Time to look for a new job.

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>>5900004
Burn the coal, pay the toll.

>>5898628
>taste in men
>posts monkey
Bestiality is illegal mate

>>5899212
Kill her.
Comfort boy with your penis.
Lose your job as an elementary school teacher.

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>>5897006
>he didn't reply (again) after I pointed it out
why are faggots such divas, at least tell me you don't want anything to do with me

>>5900099
You aren't the queen.

Hes a super qt tho and i beleive him

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>>5900099
>I'm the queen of England.
I know you're a massive queen but don't you dare compare yourself to her majesty.

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>>5900215
question for the brits

Why doesn't your queen look like a fucking queen instead of some old hag? She should be flowing with furs and jewels like pic related

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>>5900239
u wot cunt

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>>5900239

because people age, even HRH

>>5900243
manface, looks like the prince desu

>>5900242
she needs a wig or to remove those glasses
>>5900243
nah collins is 82 and the queen is 89

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ngl lads, would legit die for her

mainly so I'm not remembered as "that guy who stood by as the Queen got shot" but also cos I feel a sense of duty

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>tfw no dreamy scandi bf

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0eCvpw7wyTZ

Do any of you sing? Wrote a song this morning that came to me in a dream.

>>5900252
they all inbred soooo

Anyone here like hypnosis
I might do some kik/irc hypnosis if anyone cares

>>5900274
I might be interested if the hypnosis pendulum is your penis

>>5900274

hypnosis doesn't work

>>5900289
Prove that it doesn't

>>5900295

The burden of proof is on those who claim it does.

>>5900289

It does work, as proven by everyone who now believes they're /lgbt/

>>5900299
You've got it backwards, fuckface
You claimed that it doesn't. You have to support your claim. Hypnosis works and i want to know why you think it doesn't.

>>5900289
Hypnosis works, but only on the suggestible, which many of us underplay how suggestible we really are.
Derren Brown explains it better
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KD2zM-dpb0M

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>>5900239
You shut your mouth you tasteless whore

>tfw had sex that was so bad yesterday I'm reconsidering my sexuality

>>5900372

oh geeze
Story?

>>5899970
>Poz away, my negroid friend
What? I'm not HIV+ and I shouldn't be since I only have sex with white people.

>let them rot away for their crimes
What crime is that?

>>5900376
>grindr hookup
>guy can only cum if he's on top(he as too big for me to bottom) or if he is prone masturbating
>awkwardly rubs his dick on my backside for 15 minutes before admitting that he isn't going to cum
>I leave

I really like topping and being dominant, but why is it when I see a big dick I turn into a cock slut? I had a guy over two nights again and I just let him use me how ever he liked. Why do I get like this?

YOU'RE A FUCKING WHITE MALE

why do i get guys from germany messaging me on grindr

>>5900408
Because you're a slave to the dick, man
That's actually pretty sexy, what if a big dick guy just turned you into his fucktoy

>>5900422
And you're an amusing, but forced meme

so i got one of these rattly dancer sashes but i dunno how to use it really..
I thought it might be sexy, but it's kind of ridiculous

puu.sh
/nOG0t/8de51339fc.webm

>>5900432
Fuck off.

>>5900428
I loved it. He ended up coming all over my butt and back and I just wanted to lay there after.

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>>5900256
You'd die for someone who has absolutely zero power?

>>5900041
I used to feel that feel 5 days a week. Suck it up buttercup. Make that money.

I got too miserable i was going to kill myself so i quit lol

>>5900467
I think it's natural for a brit to worship the queen and pine for the days of high Imperialism.

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Growing facial hair is hard

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>>5900504
You do know that England was the first to revolt against the King and tried to remove him from power which resonated in the US revolution right? I mean if we're talking about natural evolution of a government the only reason the UK still has a monarchy is because their revolution failed and they went back to the old system with slight alterations of access to taxes and money from the citizens isn't directly given to the hierarchy instead the parliament controls the treasury. Giving the queen/king near to absolutely no power what so ever. It's all superficial non-sense to worship the queen of England. They only do it out of tradition.

>>5900523
>girls on gaygen
>mfw

>>5897739
Masc4masc mustard race

>>5900523
kek nice lips nigger

>>5900523
>OH GOD, PLEASE, GIVE ME ATTENTION
No wonder your fiance dropped your psycho ass.

>>5897739
Right now it's 50/50 for me. I like being fucked and fucking.

>>5900539

Aw, c'mon

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>>5900527
Imperialism doesn't require a monarch.
>tradition
Exactly. It's all a desire to return to Victorian Era supremacy, even if the queen was largely a figure head.

>>5900581
Yes, the long-honored Victorian era traditions of child labor, rampant poverty, cholera, and serial killers

monarchism is fucking stupid

>>5900523
ewh

>>5900645

It'll grow in eventually, okay.

Not sure how I'm supposed to feel about the UK psychoactive substance ban that includes poppers. Never needed them myself, but are they really necessary for many people?

>>5900618
>child labor, rampant poverty, cholera, and serial killers
Ah, the good old days.

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If you're looking for a bf, here's some single Russian guy who emailed me. I'm not interested.

>>5900688
>That broken english
I have a thing for russian accents though.

>>5900688
>You're interested in me
That assertiveness. So masculine.

>>5900467
Actually she has the most power out of any head of state. She's pro-Brexit which is absolutely fantastic news because that means we are definitely going to leave the EU. The Royal Family has sat idly by on political issues for too long and you can see that they regret that, after seeing what has happened to their country.

While we're not going to take the Empire back overnight once we leave the EU, this country is going to get a hell of a lot better.

>>5900702

Didn't she have Princess Diana killed?
Wasn't Diana the only true hope for England?

what are you fags up to?

>>5900747
Talking to a guy on grindr and going back and forth from wanting to be used like a slut or just find a boyfriend.

>>5900654
why would you want that tho

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>>5900753
>wanting to be used like a slut or just find a boyfriend
>or
Why not both?

>>5900757

I dunno, i never have before, at least successfully, so i wanna see if i can pull it off

>>5900779
your not going to pull it off

>>5900767
Because usually I don't like being around a person after I've had sex with them. There's only like 2 people that I have.

>>5900688
Where to I send my credit card and bank account information?
>>5900753
Why not both?

>>5900741
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b4meFC1ee7Q

>>5900788
I think he could have a great pedro-stash.
>>5900791
That's kind of weird.

>>5900788

You don't know that, yet..
c'mon, it could work

>>5900791
maybe you just haven't found the right master yet to lock you in chastity, keep you on a leash, and put you back in your kennel after he's done using your cum receptacles

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>>5900702
Good luck with that shit bro. Your foreigners are already breeding at an alarming rate. You're going to be over run by nignogs in a few generations.

>>5900826
>rugby talking to himself

>>5900806
Just come over here and suck this cock with those lips bb, stache or not

>>5900849
Why is that .gif associated with me? I've only used it a few times like nearly a year ago.

>>5900826
Deportations, labour camps, death camps. All shall be possible once we leave the EU.

>>5900854

sorry, i prefer to host

>>5900856
probably bc it kind of looks like you
and you always spam it

Would you let a guy fuck raw with no lube if he cuddled and petted you after?

>>5900869
I do sometimes already

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>>5900868
This is the first time I've posted it in literally over 6 months.

I don't personally know anyone who I know is gay.

What do?

how do I /grindr hookup/ ? Am I supposed to act kind of slutty?

>>5900905
find some straight people and make them gay

drug their drink, fuck them in the ass, leave a note saying you came in them and they should see it on the toilet paper later when they wipe, and they're gay now, put your number at the bottom of the note so they can call you

>>5900909
Say this verbatim: "Nice cock, dude. I'll polish it for 59.99 with an added air freshener of your choice"

>>5900881
How can someone be this unproductive for so long?

>>5900917
I was busy wasting time with silly stuff like university and all that. Sorry anon <3

Hey /gay/s, so I came out recently. Yesterday I had my first date with a guy. He was sweet and cute. At the end of the night I gave my first blowjob

8/10, I just thought I would tell you guys

How badly does rape mess someone up? I did that to someone 9 years ago, didn't keep in touch with that person, and saw just now in the newspaper that they were arrested trying to steal syringes from a pharmacy and have multiple past arrests for public intoxication and drug use, don't feel remorse for it, but I can't help wonder if that's my fault

>>5897739
I desire a stronger and taller guy to dominate and show him what a good boy he really is, and thank god I found him (I'm 5"11, he's 6"7) and we've been dating for 2 years. Life's good mate.

>>5897739
>How much do you desire someone stronger, taller, and more masc than you to dominate over you and treat you like a good boy?

>twink
>tfw I do want this
>tfw I also don't want to be viewed as pathetic or lesser in society

>>5900980
maybe u shuid kill urslef fagly loser lmoa

im going to go to the doctors
and say i have a lump on my balls and ask him to have a look
but make sure im completely hairless and wear some qt panties and hope he gets turned on enough that he tries to rape me
good idea?

>>5900274
[email protected]

I have never done it before, but I always wanted to try.

>>5900992
Do it

>>5900274
What is the kik name?

do u think f went out as a slutty trap in public wud get raped by horny men

>>5900973
I'm very happy for you, I remember my first time I also had this urge to tell the whole world like I just won the lottery or something.

tfw a fat ugly guy who smells like piss and is really sweaty will never pull my undies down and start sucking my feminne penis and playing with my boypussy in public and make me really embarresed

How'd you guys come out?

>>5900980
As long as you don't get "Good Boy" tattooed on your forehead, you'll probably be fine.

>>5900980
You're a fag, you're already lesser

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>>5901087
>falling for the coming out meme

>>5901023
>>5901017
I didn't expect anyone to ask, oops

>>5901087
Parents walked in on me taking it in the butt because I was too loud

>>5901087
brought boyfriend to holiday get together, kind of just alpha moded it and didn't even say anything, just kissed him a few times so everyone knew, and sort of had the "yep, I'm a fag, what are you gonna do about it?" attitude and never actually verbally "came out"

>>5901086
>feminine penis
Literally no

>>5901087
Casually, and only when it is actually relevant. Gay people don't have to act or be a certain way. My favorite words to hear are "What? I didn't know that" or "but you're so normal!"

>>5901070
Exactly! Also a lot of people don't know I'm out so I don't really have anyone else to tell

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>>5901098
>>5901087
My advice is don't come out to your job unless you have established a definite career. Come out to your family as long as the old fogies are either dead or okay with it. Come out to your friends asap that's the only way to know the difference between real true friends and fake retards who only like you if you are just like them. Other than that no one really cares if you're gay. Sexuality really isn't something important enough to define "who" you are until context of having a wife or husband is of questioning. Being openly gay will result in advancement in careers to be haltered. Best to come out when you have gained high status in your job.

short version
>be extremely opportunistic when it comes to coming out of the closet
>only come out when you gain benefit by doing so or if it doesn't change the status quot.

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>>5900422
>tfw no cute Carl bf

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>>5901251

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>>5901259
Carl is CUTE!!

>>5901251
>his face always looks like that
How sad

>>5901268
Carl should have gotten raped by those dirty bandits, dropped the walking dead immediately when his ass didn't get seeded by them.

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>>5901271
not -always-
>>5901273
wow rude

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who here /selfloathing/

>>5901300

I've gotten pretty good at not

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>>5901300
not me

>>5901276
He actually looks kind of cute in that one.
>>5901300
I've been getting better lately.
Maybe that's why my lifts aren't progressing.

>>5901300
I feel you bruh
It's 3 in the afternoon and I'm getting wasted
I don't understand, tomorrow I have a meeting with a modeling agency and yet I can't see myself as anything but disgusting
The boy I'm obsessed with rejected me last night, he likes another guy
I played it down but I'm actually really hurt
Fuck this I'll just listen to music and cry

>>5901504
Cheer up anon, and post butt.

>>5901515
Sorry mate I have no ass pics on me and I don't have the energy to take them right now. Nothing super special though, I don't lift like you, I'm a swimmer but I'm all shoulders so my lower body is shit.
I don't know why I'm listening to Predatory Wasp right now, it's kind of masochistic honestly

>>5901555
>Predatory Wasp right now, it's kind of masochistic honestly
kek.
Good luck with the modeling thing tomorrow. I'm pulling for you bb.

>>5901585
thanks bro it'll be interesting to see if I'm not a fucking disgusting mess tomorrow given that I haven't been in this state in a long-ass time
it was gonna be today, thanks god it got pushed back lol I would have been sobbing in an interview

>>5901613
The good news is you started drinking at 3. That gives you time to drink, pass out, and then sober up before you have to be anywhere.

>>5901655
well yeah but I have to be at school at 8:45 and a couple hours earlier if I want to get any training in. And then in my second class I have to see the guy that rejected me, I agreed with him we'd not make things awkward and I really want to stay his friend but god I don't know how I'm gonna stay platonic, he's too cute I can't cope and he's gonna ask out some other fucking guy at some point this week. Whatever, sorry for venting at you man.

boo fucking hoo you losers wait until you have more pressing issues than boy problems and self-control

>>5901706
Yeah I know I'm whining over small shit but I've absolutely dealt with more pressing issues and honestly it doesn't hit this hard so whatever man let me have this I just want to mope a little I know I'm whiny but fuck you I'll whine all I want

>>5901706
I JUST ATE 10 OREOS

>>5901739
whiny cunt here, I happen to have a box of oreos next to me, been gorging myself on them. shit's good

>>5901739
eat a light dinner and you'll live

new thread pls

>>5901775

I fucked up backlinks but whatever

>>5901102
Then what did you expect?

I'm 19 and in the closet. What apps/websites can I use to meet with other guys that won't get me found out

>>5902432
Facebook.