Lesgen - Friends edition

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>>5897503
>friends

>>5897509
We're your friends anon.

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>friends

>>5897505

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I think I'm addicted to lesgen, I make like 30~40 posts per thread, but I think it's a way to procrastinate.

>>5897509
Join the skype group there are a bunch of cute girls who will be your friend. I will also be your friend anon.

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>tfw a neet with not even internet friends

>>5897522
Stop shit posting then.

>>5897535
I'm mainly posting puns and replying to people though, not kek-tier shitposting. I'm like lesgen's lubricant, the hero you need but don't deserve.

>>5897521
What exactly would you like to know?

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>>5897503
please stop reminding me of my friendless reality and let me spam sexy women instead

>>5897558
That's objectification though.

>>5897558
Do you have any non-blurry 50x50 pictures you dumb cow?

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>>5897558
ok

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>>5897560
I think that lady is pretty content with being objectified

>maybe not by a nerd like me

>>5897545
Everything desu.

Where did you meet her? How old are you both now? What does she look like? How long were you messaging before meeting? Why did you stop contacting your parents? What was it like adjusting to living with her?

>>5897586
>look, I put my pancreas in my breasts, and now I have a perfectly thin waist

>>5897594
kek.

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>tfw no historical gf

>have lezbo friend
>she's married
>they both suddenly became devote christians last year
>constantly tell me I need to repent for my sins and blah blah blah
>while they are still finger banging each other, doing oral, sharing the same bed, living together like husband & wife

Seriously...wtf?

>>5897609
Those are called nuns.

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>>5897607
>tfw will never be ancient nippon lesbian.

>>5897503
>Tell us about your friends!

THEYRE ALL FUCKING MEN
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>5897509
Stop shitposting with Umi, bislut.

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>>5897533
Skype group?

>>5897617
That's not me, it was just the most appropriate image I could find. Kotori is actually my raibu of choice.

>>5897626
Ya check OP

>>5897628
>Kotori is actually my raibu of choice.
Don't tell me you're a seagullfag.

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>>5897503
>tfw this is where you get most of your human interaction

>>5897609
Is one of them detransitioning?


>tfw people say you can't get into heaven if you're gay
>tfw no chance heaven feels as good as orgasms
>tfw probably not even sex in heaven

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>>5897571
Smart cow should take a trip to >>>/s/.

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>>5897631
Not really, I don't usually ship girls together in anime. Kotori is just a qt.

>>5897609
Sounds like the good old tension between being absolutely "normal" and doing what's logical when you're gay. Some people go to great lengths to reconcile the two. Normalcy also depends on your reference group.

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>>5897640
Would you know my game
If I saw you in heaven?
Would it be the same
If I saw you in heaven?

I must be strong
And carry on,
'Cause I know sex can't happen
Here in heaven.

Would you touch my clit
If I saw you in heaven?
Would you fuck my slit
If I saw you in heaven?

I'll find my way
Through night and day,
'Cause I know sex just can't happen
Here in heaven.

Sex can bring you down,
Sex can bend your knees.
Sex can break your heart,
Have you begging please, begging please.

Beyond the door,
There's chastity I'm sure,
And I know there'll be no more
Sex in heaven.

RIP

>>5897656
Thanks God. Kotori is pretty slutty desu, would have a one night stand with.

>tfw you will never get stuck to your sexy darker rival and slowly grow to love each others presence.

https://youtu.be/5B7RwFHomhE?t=6m35s

I only have male friends, like I've always had an easier time making friends with boys, don't know why. But real real friends, only 3. And one of these, it's just online.
but there is a girl who talks to me sometimes, she qt, but really I do not know howto get closer to her, we are, like, so different. And I am very autistic with other girls.

>>5897755
She should've ended up with Shego.

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>Tfw you will never be 1/2 of a hot lesbian couple

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>>5897819
pic unrelated there?

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>>5897607
>never brushed her teeth in her entire life
>never shaved any part of her body
>free-bleeding
>unwashed snatch

I'd rather have a cyborg gf from the future with a vibrating six inch tongue.

>>5897580
I met her on OkCupid when I was 14 and she was 27 at the time.

I started chatting with her outside the site and once I was sure I could trust her I told her my actual age.

She didn't mind but she didn't really seem thrilled.

Over the next two years we got really close and had cam sex. At the same time my family was going to shit, my mom was out of her fucking mind with drugs and stuff and my dad was outright beating me.

I begged her to come get me for months and she finally set me a message saying she would pick me up outside of town. I managed to make it to the interstate and she came and got me.

I'm 20 in a couple months and she is 33.

She is a very pretty Italian lady. Living with her was kind of a big change, it took us sometime to get comfortable around each other IRL I suppose, she encouraged me to go to school and I got my GED and worked some and started college at 18.

I was a little terrified our relationship was kind of ruined seeing how I put her in a rather terrible position when she came and got me but slowly things got going again for us and we started sleeping together and having sex and such.

>>5897630
So, I sent an email and OP decides if I'm allow to join the group?

>>5897915
>>never brushed her teeth in her entire life
>>never shaved any part of her body
>>free-bleeding
>>unwashed snatch
What the fuck. You're an ignorant twat, you think other societies are "savages" or something? For example, "free bleeding" doesn't exist, menstruation is a huge fucking deal for every society.

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>>5897918
>I was 14 and she was 27 at the time.

>>5897918
Ugh, you're living my teenage dream, anon.

Except now I'm closer to how old she was so fuck. I better not end up camming one day with underage teen b8.

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>>5897607
>you will never have a qt spanish girlfriend
>that you live and fuck with
>until her parents get all "hurhur marry a man already"
>so you go away fro a while and come back just dressed as a dude
>just all "haha yeah totally not anonnette, I'm anon, anonnettes cousin who is totally a dude"
>and rush a marriage cause her senpai is all "thank fucking god she's done with that lesbian shit"
>then just run away to argentina when people find out the truth
>but too late married now catholic god can't do shit
>first gay marriage recognized by spain and the catholic church whatcha gonna do about that

>>5897949
Go look for teenagers on chats right now.

>>5897956
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo

I need a 30-something nerd gf.

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>>5897503
The few i have managed to keep would give their life for me a i would do the same.

>>5897976
I'm not 30 but definitely legal and completely grown up adult also in the midwest.

>>5897998
Go on....

>>5898024
>the more i go on, the more unattractive I'll seem...

um, welp. I'm cis and my pussy is breddy cute and small. Am in my twenties, very jaded about the education system and my generation in general. Super senior in college, make enough money to pay rent, bills, food, and additionally buy meals for my dates, introvert who likes to draw and play vidya. Am looking for a girl who likes to workout. Can cook korean meals for the future gf.

>>5897949
Worst things could happen.

I'm sure there is a nice younger girl getting her jaw repeatedly rocked by her dad who would really like to move in with you.

>>5897948
s-sorry.

>>5897976
I'm 33 and a nerd. I'm in illinois but I'm bailing on this shithole state ASAP.

What do you want her to be nerdy about?

>>5897953
that woman is hideous

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>lock eyes with qt at cafe
>smile
>she smiles back
>huge butch plops down next to her, throws arm over her and kisses her
o-ok

Does anyone have cute porn?
I really dislike the average porn actress and their porny look

>>5898087
I want a gf who will let my poor ass take advantage of her video game collection, mainly. Am open to other forms of nerdy indoctrination.

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>>5898137

>>5898145
Yeah, yuri is great, but i kinda like sound of cute girl moaning and stuff

>>5898165
Do voice acting based on yuri you like and post it on youtube.

>>5897918

Man, im sorry to hear about the home life back then, but damn, that's pretty much the romantic dream.
Congrats you lucky thing

>>5898138
I've been considering putting together a dedicated streaming machine for gaming around my house and not just at my PC

>>5898200
Streaming like they do on twitch?

>>5898200
One plus to living in a small space: 25ft cable is all I need to hook any of my machines up any of my screens.

>>5898138
Well I've got plenty of PS2 games you can play all night long.

>>5898212
No, streaming my PC games to my TV or whatever, so I can play my Steam collection in my living room.

>>5898238
Man, I've got ethernet cables and errythang running through my walls. Houses in the midwest are just too darned big, I wish I had a slightly smaller space. Keeping up with the cleaning is a pain too.

>>5898270
Go on...

>>5898271
You own your own home? Can I move in?
I'm a useless neet but I can pay rent and am clean.

>>5898298
I fall pretty heavily under the "single gay professional" stereotype.

>>5898347
Idk what those stereotypes are. So you're like an automechanic or a truck driver?

>>5897503
I have seen the vulvas of several of these women and that weirds me out.

>>5897503
What are you meant to say in the email for the skype group? Do you just leave your skype name or do you have to say stuff about yourself?

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>>5897503
Reality.

>>5897572
I definitely want to sex up and corrupt girls that are strongly cute. I hope you're remembering there are women out there like that.

>>5897503
Bottom row, second from the left looks like a great femboi twink fuck hole.
>no homo

>>5898428
I...don't....remember vulvas on the show

I look so young, people bully me for looking like a kid and I don't like it.

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>>5898474

>>5898505
How do I find these vulvas?

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>>5898478
>I can't believe you're 25, you look like a high school senior!
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>>5898520
Seriously, I'm the same age and I get people asking me if I've graduated high school yet.
Which would be cool if I wanted to date underage b8, but I want to be a sophisticated woman dating sophisticated older women dammit. ;___;

>>5898520
I'm 20 and I was at my sister's high school the other day to pick her up and some teacher told me to go to class and I explained I was a grown up and he looked suspiciously at me.

Then when I got to the office before I spoke the lady asked for a hall pass and I was like no I'm 20 I have a job, please just give me my sister.

>>5898555
>>5898547
We should start a support group/speed dating circle.

>Meet girl in High School
>I'm socially awkward as fuck
>She's gorgeous
>Follows me around the bookstore trying to talk to me
>Can't understand why she's wasting her time with me
>She gets my number
>Takes me on a few dates
>We wind up 'dating' or whatever the hell that is in high school
>She gives me her class ring
>Tells me she loves me
>Push her away and pretty much flee, effectively ending the relationship
>Still have her class ring
>Fast forward three/four years
>Find ring
>Message her and tell her I found it
>"Keep it. It always looked so much better on you."
>Something feels rekindled, but I missed my chance
>She's now married
>A year/two years pass
>Wonder how she's doing after finding the ring again
>Message her
>She tells me she's getting a divorce
>She joined the Air Force
>She's deployed
>We start to talk again
>Things feel like we never stopped talking
>She's hinted at wanting me to move with her halfway across the country
>Literally can't stop thinking about her
>Daydream about life with her at least once a day

Fuck, Lesgen. What am I doing?

I just don't get why girls are so attractive. I have no choice but to spew spaghetti over everything if they even glance in my direction.

>>5898607
Idk what you're doing but DO MORE OF IT

>>5898607
Do it faggot DO IT
Move in with her! It's been proven that people regret much more what they didn't try, rather than what was ill-advised. Take stupid risks! Make your story! You only get the one life, so don't moderate it into worthlessness. Go for gold.

>>5898607
Go for it!

Don't let her be the "what if..." girl. If not, you'll be wondering your whole life.

>>5898654
>>5898639
>>5898627
They're right you know. You got to go for it. Don't let anxieties rule your life. Even if it goes to hell, that's closure. It's an adventure. It's a story. What kind of story is "I almost rekindled something with my gorgeous high school sweetheart, but then I decided to rot away in my room"?

>>5898662
Fuck. That hits close to home.
>>5898654
>>5898639
>>5898627
I told her we'll have dinner when she gets back from her deployment and me from Study Abroad. I'm just so fucking excited to see her. It's months away, but I can't wait. She calls me whenever she can and it's just-- it's so nice to talk to her. I feel like something really bad or something really, really good is going to happen. I don't like talking about my feelings. I never have, but it aches when I talk to her because I just yearn to touch her. Not even sexually. I just want to brush my fingers through her hair and listen to her talk. I just want to /look/ at her. I didn't think I had missed her so much until we used cams on skype.

>>5898271
>Man, I've got ethernet cables and errythang running through my walls.
I've always meant to do that for a cleaner look, but small space makes it feel a bit like overkill. I wouldn't know what to do with all that space.

>>5898520
>>5898547
>>5898555
Hey I got offered the 12 and under menu at a restaurant when I was 28, so. Do I win?

>>5898759
Cute

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>>5898759
>tfw no gf to play the loli

>>5898800
>tfw no source

>>5898800
Best Itou Hachi thing so far. I want to see the master sexually ravage the catgirl loli so badly.

>Get Tinder match
>Start chatting at 11 pm
Smooth, that's me

>>5898748
Why fill that space with a qt gf of course

But really, I'm super anal about cables and stuff. I can't stand clutter of any sort.

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>>5898841
She definitely has lewds squirreled away.

Anyone else into traps or am I just bi

>>5898913
You're bi. Traps are shite (reverse traps are alright though).

>>5898607
Watch Good Will Hunting and then use that head of yours to apply its message to yourself

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>>5898913
I was really into traps when I was still a closeted teen, because "dicks means I'm not gay, r-right?"

>>5898926
Hah holy shit me too in like middle school.

>would read fics and watch amvs of basically two anime male characters that all but looked like girls
>happen upon some yuri
>NOW THIS IS WHAT I CALL LEWD
>worry this is all kind of gay of me
>just ignore anything anime for years cause that's what's making me gay right

Now if I look at yaoi shit or anything with dicks it just disgusts me and feels like it's not what I really want. Like I'm forcing myself to enjoy this when I could be enjoying some girls doing girls.

>>5898915
It's true. Everything is fine but no vagina belongs in the trash.

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>>5898984
Oh man same.
When I was like 11 I was really into the BL stuff featuring girly guys. Not anything R rated but like kissing and cuddling. But I would avoid the shit out of anything yuri that I stumbled across because it made me super uncomfortable. BL was just normal straight girl stuff that most of my friends liked, but if I liked two girls, well shit, that might mean...

A few years later I started exploring femslash and when I became comfortable with that, I didn't need BL anymore and completely lost interest.

>>5898919
"Sorry, I had to go see about a girl."

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>>5898984
I grew out of yaoi the same day I tried it out.
>be like 12
>in some anime forum a bunch of fujoshit link me to a kingdom of hearts homoerotic doujin
>force myself to masturbate to it because it's supposed to be hot
>wonder out of mere curiosity if the opposite of yaoi is also a thing
>suddenly lose myself in nanzaki iku shizunatsu, yuri shimai/early yuri hime stuff, marimite, kannazuki no miko and stopani

>>5899040
>BL was just normal straight girl stuff that most of my friends liked
Basically my same reasoning. Girls would talk about reading some bl porn and I thought that was normal straight girl shit and I was just late to puberty. If I read that stuff I'd hurry up and get straight too.

Man did I love hinata and porn of her with some possessive red haired chick.

I've been stalking this girl for a while now and I'm quite sure I've found out that she is a closeted lesbian.

She lives alone and doesn't have visitors as far as I have seen. Should I break into her house and show her the purest love of all or maybe just leave her a lot of creepy notes saying I know her secrets and I don't care and I love her the way she is?

>>5899107
>Should I break into her house and show her the purest love of all
Yes

>>5899112
Will do.

>>5899131
Don't forget to post how it went.

>>5899137
Will do.

>>5898884
>But really, I'm super anal about cables and stuff. I can't stand clutter of any sort.
I can appreciate that. I'm the total opposite in practice but in theory I like good cable management.

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>>5897918
My much older love, when I was underage, made me finish HS living with my parents. I was fine with that as my parents, though not the best, tried hard to be good parents.

>>5898520
>>5898547
>be in my 50s
>tfw no hips and hips = under bust
>tfw AAA bust and smallish nipples
>tfw still kinda look like a kid despite gray hair and dressing like an adult.
>very competent engineer
>tfw never got respect at work
>that caused work anxiety
>can't work anymore
>a few years ago
>couch surfing across the USA for a change of pace.
>run across my ex from HS.
>rekindle relationship with ex
>be commonly thought to be my partner's daughter or even nice.
Ugg!!!! It's a curse. It's my mom's side genetics. The girls kinda stop developing at 12 to 15, and don't restart until they have a kid. I never did. My bones have likely ossified long ago and I can never have hips like my sisters and cousins who did have kids. :(

>>5898607
Rekindling a long lost love. I'd spend some quality time with her. See how you like it. Then go from there.

>>5899274
>and don't restart until they have a kid.
That's so unfair!

Though older woman who looks like a young girl sounds crazy hot. Too bad you're back in a relationship. I'll sigh from afar

Goddamnit youtube, I'm not interested in ovens or medication for moderate-to-severe plaque psoriasis.
I thought the internet was supposed to be able to stalk me and cater ads to my tastes. It makes me feel like my internet doesn't even know me...

Anyone ever end up with their high school bully?

I did and sometimes it really feels odd. I mean we've changed a lot and neither of us are that similar to our high school selves but it's strange to think about how much I hated her and how mean and outright horrible she was to me.

>>5899298
>That's so unfair!
It has it's downsides. Over half my BILs and cousins husbands were accused of being pedos due to how young my sisters and cousins looked when they dated.

>>5899321
I've heard of it happening.

>>5899321
Ha no.
The only person who ever bullied me was this gay guy who tried to get me to come out of the closet by endlessly talking about dildos and lesbian sex acts every day.

>>5899356
gay men are even worse than strait men.

>>5899376
All men are disgusting, sis. No matter the color.

>>5899344
She has been feeling badly lately and I had a weird moment where I was like "she is weak I should finish her" and it made me feel kind of bad so I've been babying her extra hard now.

>>5899356
I went to an all girl school so I didn't have a lot of variety in bullies.

>>5899401
>"she is weak I should finish her"
What?

>>5899424
She made my life hell for 3 or 4 years, I'm sometimes a little bitter about it.

>>5899425
She probably had a crush on you.
Assuming she licks your pussy now, I feel like you need to get over it. If you really want to punish her, maybe she would be open to trying bdsm.

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Cut this girl out of my life (again) last Tuesday after having sex with her. I chose to do this because we've been on and off since we met nearly two years ago. I confessed my love for her before sex, making it clear that I care more about her than sex. She embraced me. After sex she said things that made me regret going out to dinner with her in the first place. She apologized via text and send messages to bait me into taking to her. I've responded to appeals like this in the past but I now know why I shouldn't respond anymore.

What will help me move on quickly? I still hope that she'll admit her romantic feelings for me but I need to stop holding my breath because I'm at the point where it's causing brain damage. Any advice is appreciated. This experience has really taken a toll on me and I want to maintain control and recover...

>>5899448
I know it sounds bad and all but I am like 99% over everything, it's just those little tiny moments.

We are kind of deep into BDSM but I'm almost certain she wouldn't let me dom her at all which is fine really.

>>5899496
What kind of things did she say after sex?

>>5899496
Actually deleting numbers/social media stuff helps. I deleted the number of my ex and blocked her on fagbook so that I couldn't even stalk her. Meant that I was forced to stop thinking about her

>>5899546
"So that's what sex feels like..." "Thanks for servicing me..." "I have feelings for you but they aren't romantic".

My mom and best friend don't know everything about the two of us but they're both convinced that she's a narcissist.

In her texts she is openly apologetic about what she did, but this kind of shit has happened before. The difference now is that I don't see a future where we're in contact in any way at all. It's so hard for me to shake the fact that it's not going to work, or the possibility that she has feelings but is too afraid to commit. I need to shake it though because my health is in danger at this point. So yeah... I have no plans to send a goodbye text, explain my rationale for leaving without saying a word, argue about why she's full of it or is a bad person for hurting me so badly on a number of occasions.

Her last text was sent Thursday. I kind of wonder if this is it. I want to just move on for fuck's sake, but I still think of her every fucking day and I don't want this to develop into an obsession or worse.

>>5899580
Thanks for the advice. All I have left of her is some gifted clothes, a little cheap coin with our names engraved in it, and texts. Her only means of contact is text. Maybe the next logical step is to donate the clothes, block the number completely, delete the texts, and toss the coin... Dammit. I think this needs to happen.

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I think I love someone who is around ten years older than me. And she was my professor. And I'm 99.99% sure she's married and straight. I really need to forget about her and move on and try to meet someone who can love me back but I also very badly want to talk to her.

I didn't ask for this, senpai.

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>>5899617
Chill out, kouhai. You're infatuated at best if you don't even talk to her.

>>5899631
I've talked to her alone about life and stuff. I mean I want to talk to her more. I do need to chill out though.

hell no today is my bday

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Made my gf bleed last night during sex and now I feel like shit. I didn't want to hurt her and I'm afraid it could happen again in the future, she says it's not a big deal but she doesn't want to talk about it.

What do?

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>>5899617
Make sure you already have an A+. Then, ask if there is ANYTHING that you can do for extra credit. Say it in an over the top, corny, obviously trying to be seductive kind of way.

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>>5899638
>being born in March
>not being born as a January baby

You're parents dun goofed

>>5899654
I was born in april. R8 me.
(If she isn't an aries she isn't a lesbian)

>>5899681
>believing in astrology

who would tolerate such nonsense.

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>>5897503
So this is what lesbians talk about.

Nice to see /r9k/ style of thinking goes across all sexuality's and gender.

>>5899727
I thought /r9k/ was all about being bitter towards society and hating normies and social structure

>>5899727
But we don't hate women here.

>>5899727
>>5899738
>>5899743
Yeah and none of us want to shoot up any schools or anything. I'm not really seeing the r9k resemblance at all, outside of >tfw no gf and I just got a date for this weekend so sssssssssssssssssssssssuck on that.

>>5899727
the lesbian/girl version of /r9k/ is tumblr, not so much here

>blame society for all their problems
>irrational hated and deminization of groups of people
>unnattractive and alone
>angry that people wont have sex with them

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>>5899750
...that's extremely spot-on actually

>>5899738
>>5899743
>>5899747
>>5899750
I was more on about how you're all depressive about relationships and obviously you would never shoot up a school, woman are vastly underrepresented in the school shooting department.

Admittedly I don't spend any time on /r9k/ and only go there for depressive memes.

>>5899583
I might be a jaded bitch but I don't see why you should send a rationale or anything like that. You don't owe her anything especially when she seems to be such a jerk, to the point that even others around you say so despite not knowing all the details.

I'd leave it at a short goodbye/no more contact text, at most. I'd probably just stop replying at all, no reason or anything given. She isn't mature enough to listen to and reflect on what you're saying, sending an explanation will only result in empty promises of how she'll do differently. It's like good trolls on 4chan, you'll never win that discussion with her, she'll find angles you could never have thought of and crush you until you simply disengage completely.

I'd given it a chance if it was new, but two years is just way too fucking long. "Having feelings but don't want to commit" is qt when you're 16 and not a legal adult, but once you're no longer dependent on parents, there is just emotional immaturity if you haven't made up your mind after two years. And think about you, you're probably more affected by the whole thing than you consciously realize.

Delete and block numbers. If you're not sure what to do with items, box them and put them deep into a storage area. Only open when you one day realize "oh, I haven't thought about her or that box for months".
>(I save a lot of items from my past so I also save "bad items" in my diary box, which I only open to put new stuff/diaries in it. That's why I'd save everything and sort it ouh later when I've lost emotional attachment, to not lose potential saved items. If you're not very historian I guess you could toss everything asap)

Stay strong anon

>>5899617
If she's 48 but looks 40, which would make me 15 years younger, it's not a mother complex... r-right?

>>5898759
Do you like tallish pale women with dark hair? I'm slight and weak, but I'll start lifting to be with a maximum qt like you, anon.

>TFW really into my High School band teacher
>No idea how old she is
>Her bod is 20
>Face is 30
>Is probably 40
>Probably a milf
I never asked for this

>>5899997
Meant for >>5899617

So I've been told a bunch of times to not see Blue is the Warmest Colour because its apparently notgood.

But at the same time, I finally got around to watching the latest Bond film and holy shit Lea Seydoux.
And now Im super tempted to ignore the comments and just watch BitWC because she's basically perfect holy shit.
What do

>>5900052
How about you watch the beginning of the film and see for yourself if you like it instead of relying on others' opinions?

>>5900082
BUT THINKING FOR MYSELF IS SCARY.

Mostly just because my internet is being slow as fuck and it'd take forever to download a decent copy.

>>5900092
Just watch it for her if you like her so much. It's not that bad tbqh. Nothing in the movie is going to traumatize you. Unless you've had a loved murdered via Death By Spaghetti or something.

>>5900092
If you love her so much just marry her

>>5900092
Léa Seydoux is a bitch IRL. Do you still want to watch it?

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>I am a: Woman
>Interested in: Men

>>5900153
Go away, shitposter.

Anyone here have a tulpa?

>>5900214
No, Mayu.

>>5897935
Yes. Sorry for late response.

>>5900214
No, but I have multiple 10/10 gfs in my mind that help me fall asleep at night.

>smell really right now
>no gf to bury her nose in my neck

>>5899713
It's literally a v. Last time we talked about overwhelming amount of lesgen was aries.

>>5900519
>TFW Sagittarius

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Would lesgen agree to make RMS a honorary lesbian?

I saw a teacher from my high school Saturday night at a sorta unofficial-gay restaurant with several other ladies all laughing and talking loudly.

When I realized who she was I went over and said hi to her and she got really excited and seemed to remember me at once and started like introducing me to the other ladies.

They offered to buy me a drink but I told them I wasn't old enough to drink and they roared with laughter.

Eventually my teacher asked me if I want to step outside and get some air with her and she kinda pulled me close because it was cold and I didn't have a good coat on and we made out for about 10 minutes before one of her friends came out looking for her.

We went back in and her friends kept trying to sneak me drinks and I tried sangria and it was surprisingly good. Then by the end of the night all but two of her friends had left and she seemed less afraid to be gay in-front of them and started flirting with me openly and kissing my neck. She excused us and drug me outside and gave me her number and we made out some more. Her friends came out a few minutes behind her and they flagged down a cab and she left with them.

We texted a lot yesterday and a little bit this morning.

>>5900585
Marry her.

>>5900519
>>5900550
I'm a Pisces what does that mean?

>>5900585
I hate you

>tfw when going to byu
>tfw it's against the honor code to act in homosexual tendencies

>>5900580
I still have my doubts that e-mail is real, but yes, I would. The purest form of love could use the purest form of software.

>>5900603
it means absolutely nothing because astrology is stupid psuedoscience. Look up astrology debunked by science on google. It has been proven that astrology and signs based on birthdays is pure horseshit. Stop being so damn gullible and actually use science.

>>5900585
Dreams do come true.

>tfw cannot be a female samurai
>no honor code to follow
>cannot be anyone's samurai
life sucks

>>5900629
You can be a yuri prince.

>>5900636
I can be your warrior princess and save you from everyday responsibilities.

>>5900646
And I can be your NEET sexual servant.

>>5900676
Be a good lover and I'll support you like a sugar mama should but I'll also love you like a gf would.

I found out through the grapevine that the girl I've been flirting with for a couple weeks is actually poly. We've even met once irl. Apparently she's sleeping with a guy and another girl.
I really don't want to get messed up in that but I don't know if it's true. Now it's just a waiting game to see when she brings it up. What do I do?

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I'M 21 I DON'T DESERVE THIS!

>>5900719
Could be worse. Cute ears though.

>>5900718
Dumb the bislut.

>>5900718
>Now it's just a waiting game to see when she brings it up
>What do I do?

er, what? do you wanna wait or nah? what are you asking?

>>5900719

do you sleep on that side of your face? Your pillow might have mites/bugs.

>>5900727
I know it could be, it's just immensely frustrating, nothing I do seems to help.

Thank you though.

>>5900746
Pillow bugs? That is horrifying...

I do sleep on my side most of the time but I got new pillows earlier this year and I tend to sleep on a clean towel or a throw blanket because I've heard that helps.

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>>5900719
>>5900719
r/skincareaddiction isn't actually shit.

Try making a clay mask with aztec indian healing clay. Use that weekly at most and don't leave it on longer than 8 minutes or so. Get a simple moisturizer like cetaphil. AHA/BHA products help big with acne but build up to high percentages. Silk pillows and wash sheets regularly with a soap for sensitive skin, use sunscreen, stop popping them and picking at your face, try a gentle oil cleanse wash.

Also diet. Drink more water. Cut down dairy. Cut any hair products with sodium laureth sulfate, eat better, move veggies/fruit/etc.

>>5897616
Is fucking an adjective of a verb in that sentence?

>>5900830
holy shit anon,
you enligthened me.

>>5900943
Nigga you gay?

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>>5900958

>>5900968
Heresy

My gf wouldn't drink after me so I held her down and spit into her mouth until she pronounced her love for my germs.

>>5901007
You're a fucking savage.

>>5900830

It's both actually in some of their cases.
But mostly adjective.

>>5901007
Did she hold up double victory signs?

>>5897503
The end of 1st season pissed me of. The bitch just left her. Wtf was that, 'no bitch im straigh, im taking the kid and you die'.

>>5901013
She should love everything about me including my backwash.

>>5901047
No, she just laid there and tried to act like it hadn't happened.

>>5901210
good job perpetuating rape culture, shitlord. are you a mtf?

>>5901212
>believing any of this bullshit happened
chill sjw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KAiLJ3qjZco

My chakras are healed.

>>5901222
I'm fairly certain she is just joking.

>>5901212
Wouldn't it bug the shit out of you that a girl who has passionately licked your sweaty asshole numerous times won't drink from your glass without autistically turning it around in her hands trying to find the exact opposite side from where your lips had been?

>>5901245
god bless

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>>5901256
>a girl who has passionately licked your sweaty asshole numerous times

>>5901263
I'm sorry no one tosses your salad.

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>2 Tinder matches
>Both responded once and are now unresponsive

>>5898759
>>Tfw when 22, 5'3 and skinny and still look like a kid.
I can relate Anon. It sucks.
>>Go to a resturant
>>Waitress keeps calling me sweetie or dear like I'm a child but doesn't do it to my older sister
>>So tempted to buy a drink at that point
>>People ask me when what grade I'm in in high school
>>Teenage boys hit on me thinking I'm their age despite I wear normal age appropriate clothing
>>Tfw I can get away with tons of shit if I wanted to, like getting in theme parks for 12y/o price or the movies
It's bitter sweet. I don't mind it that much but it sucks sometimes.

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Itou Hachi is the greatest artist of all time. You can't prove me wrong.

>>5900740
Am making the right choice? Should I confront her? What do I say if I do? What should I say if she tells me?

How do I into stopping anxiety?

>Really like grill
>Unable to talk to her for a few days in a row
>Anxiety tells me I fucked up and that she hates me/no longer is interested
>Start feeling mopey
>She's most likely just busy with work

Every fucking time. I want it to stop.

>>5901986
Force yourself into responding back to her. Like when she messages you, just message back and then say something that can continue the conversation. You'll eventually be happy when she replies and get over your anxiety of talking to her.

>>5902033
Talking isn't an issue. We cam for hours at a time. It's just we're in completely different time zone for a few months so we keep missing each other. Worry sets in, dumbly.

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>>5902060
Ouch. LDRs are hard. Even more so on another time zone. Idk anon, you both have lives and if she's busy she can't help it.

>>5902134
I know. I just worry because I feel like it's too good to be true, you know?

>>5901919
He/she is really growing on me lately, because the foxgrills stuff was cute but I didn't like it as much as the most recent stuff.

I need more loli/onee

I'm having a really bad day.

Everyone seems mad at me and I don't know why, even a couple strangers snapped at me today.

My mom has called to bitch at me three times now and my friend told me to give her some space.

What the heck.

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>>5902829
Cheer up, sunshine. At least you have us.
[spoiler]I'm sorry[/spoiler]

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>>5902829
Have a hug, anon.

>>5902871
>>5902885
Thanks friends.

>>5902829
what is the common denominator in these interactions? other than you.

>>5903152
...i-it's monday and no one likes m-m-mondays?

girls - would you like a girl with black hair better or blonde hair better? And why? (in both cases its pale skin and green eyes with the hair, the only thing different is hair color)

>>5903168
Black hair because the contrast of her dark hair with delicious pale skin and qt green eyes seems hot as fuck.

>>5903168
With that skin/eyes black hair, but I'm biased because that's literally me and I think going for the dopplegangbang would be pretty neat. My gf is a blue eyed platinum blonde, so I get the best of both worlds.

>>5903168
natural blond hair (because the hair on her arms and torso will be less cuter than dark hari).

>>5901919
I crey erry time

>>5903168
Black hair with pale skin and light eyes is the definition of perfection tbqh. That's the kind of woman I aspire to marry.

>>5903232
>tfw black hair with ghost-pale skin but dark brown eyes
I will never make it.

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>>5900585
This story better come with updates, anon.

>>5903243
I love it. Dark eyes make her eyes look huge. I'm a fan.
The contrast between skin and eye color is dreamy.

>>5903168
Light hair cause I have dark hair and hate to date girls that look too much like me. But I try to avoid blondes since tv has taught me that blonde + brunette lesbians means someone is gonna die or be in horrible pain and it's usually the brunette.

>>5903243
You could wear sunglasses. Then you'd be sexy AND mysterious.

>>5900585
How does one find unofficial gay restaurants like this?

>tfw lesbian
>tfw still feels weird to say to myself "I am a lesbian"

seems fake and gay desu

>>5903263
Same, I can only say that so freely in this board, even in other boards it feels weird. I probably will never say "I'm a lesbian" in real life, I would die of embarrassment and disgust

>>5903263
Maybe you're not

I'm so pissed off. Why are men so awful? Why do I bother?

I became friends with a couple of my co-workers. One of which was a guy. All of us hang out sometimes. It's fun.

The guy asked me out at one point. I wasn't ready to be out at work yet so I just turned him down. But I guess I wasn't firm enough with my rejection and he assumed "not right now".

I learn later he's pining for me so to preserve our friendship I shut it down and come out.

We've had several conversations about him liking me and I thought we got to a good point and that he got over me.

But I keep getting these feelings like he really isn't. Like he's hoping I'll give him a chance.

I wouldn't give him a chance even if he was a chick. We would not make a good couple at all.

I just wish that I could keep friends with guys without them all falling for me. This is insane. I hate it.

>>5903279
>tfw so ugly not even men ask you out
Feels good and bad.

>>5903273
oh there is no doubt I am

>>5903263
>seems [...] gay desu
I have good news for you.

>>5903279
How about a clear-cut rejection? Also that's basically what they are taught during childhood and adolescence, that women will fall for them if they're insistent enough; worse, that it's what they *should* do else they're fags, which would be really, really bad of course. Not excusing anything here, just trying to give an explanation.

>>5903295
I thought the second time was clear cut enough. I did my best to not make him think my lesbianness was the only thing holding me back. I think he's just searching for loopholes.
I don't think he has the stupidity to ask me out a third time. I don't know how to make it clear to him unless he does. It feels just rude to bring it up.

>>5903263
For some reason I find it easier to just say "hah yeah I'm gay" or "nah I like girls" than the big L word

>>5903279
people who need to be friends with everyone in their life bring a lot of unnecessary grief to themselves. some people just don't mesh well. move on. be coworkers. be acquaintances. be mutually respectful. don't be friends.

Is it bad that I want a gf who is in STEM even though I'm not in STEM myself?

It's not like I want to be gold digger and I do want to work and make a living so I can pay for my own meals and shit even if it's a job that doesn't pay so great, but STEM chicks seem so grounded and chill compared to chicks who get useless degrees.

I just feel hypocritical because I'm also getting a useless degree due to being completely clueless about college. Still though, I'm working on the pipe dream of making the next Flappy Bird or Five Nights at Freddy's.

>>5903263
I can say it to myself but I have never said it to others. I only say that I don't like boys. Or that I'm gay. I can't say lesbian because I'll cringe. The word lesbian makes me laugh, it's just too funny, I dont think I'll be taken seriously if I use it.

>>5903318
It's not hypocritical that you want a girl in STEM.

It is hypocritical if you complain that not enough women are in STEM due to sexist entry barriers, despite freely choosing a different field yourself.

>>5903318
I wouldn't date you.

>>5903318
I did engineering but found engineering/computer girls kind of annoying. I liked physics girls. My god did I have the biggest crush on a thick hip having blonde astrophysics girl in my year but she was painfully straight. Math major girls sucked the life out of anything.

Maybe it's different on the outside but STEM people aren't always chill. There's a lot of pissing matches in university studies, shit gets old, everyone comes off as stuck up, I get fucking tired of someone once again explaining some 3d proof or talking about the newest tech shit. It's just nice to talk with someone in a completely different field with a different outlook and views and studies and background education.

Anyway as a STEM chick done with school I tend to fall for artsy music girls. Something about a girl playing an instrument or singing just stops my heart. I have zero musical skill myself. It's just amazing.

>>5903338
Just curious, why?

I'll work and pay for my own personal things. Just wouldn't be making as much as the STEM girl.

>It is hypocritical if you complain that not enough women are in STEM due to sexist entry barriers, despite freely choosing a different field yourself.

Oh please, I watch the Factual Feminist. I know women in general do not go into STEM (it's a thing that tends to happen with American women, women in third world countries go into STEM by immense droves) so complaining about not enuff wimmins in STEM is a stupid, moot point.

>>5903370
meant to reply to >>5903333

>>5903370
>why
>I'm working on the pipe dream of making the next Flappy Bird or Five Nights at Freddy's

>>5903377
I'd be working a regular job and on my free time I'd be working on my own vidya games. I'm not one of those stupid artists who think that their art will one day magically make them tons of dosh and get critical acclaims.

And yes, Flappy Bird and FNAF are dumb meme games but doesn't hurt to try and make a indie horror game and see if it'll make cash over time.

>>5903370
White women don't go into STEM.

Asian and indian women are totally cool with it.

>>5903348
I don't care about the money, just that girls who focus on STEM based careers seem to be well grounded and stable versus say.... an art school graduate.

But interesting to hear the different types of chicks in science/math fields.

>>5903412
knew one indian chick who was technically very smart in science (especially chemistry) but she was also totally cray and had no self awareness in social situations.

Almost everyone she came into contact with, hated her. She'd compulsively eat to deal with her depression and she was also getting abused by her mother at home. Still, despite all that, she was getting straight As and really got ahead in a researcher's position in the chemistry department so she already had a nice job lined up.

Then she got drunk, drove her car into a tree and died.

So STEM chicks aren't always well grounded and stable.

>>5903425
Well fuck, I imagine most people who are abused by a parent struggle to be well grounded and stable.

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>>5903279
>I just wish that I could keep friends with guys without them all falling for me. This is insane. I hate it.
iktf
It's been the bane of my existence too.

>>5903310
I've used rejection lines like:
>Sorry, but I only like girls.
>Only girls can ride this ride.
>Get a sex change and we'll talk.
>Only after you change all your XYs to XXs.
>After you get rid of your dick.
>Do you have a pussy?
if they say "No", then I say
>Well, come back when you have one.
Yeah, I'm getting snarky in my old age. At this point I don't care if I offend them. I do plenty of PDAs with females, and if they can't get the hint, they can suffer.

>>5903348
>tfw bs in electrical engineering
>tfw bs in biochemistry
>tfw ms in theoretical physics
>tfw phd in electrical engineering
>tfw now let a gal who makes art for a living pay my upkeep
>that feeling of completion being a housewife for her

>>5903457
any psychological trauma can knock you off kilter. I can guarantee that's why I'm just a housewife now.

>>5903425
This is the saddest thing I've ever read. I kind of want to cry. I hope something awful happens to her mom, if she was being abused as an adult then she most certainly was being abused her whole childhood and thats probably why she turned out that way.

Has Helen Hunt ever played a lesbian in anything?
Because I'm watching Twister and dayum.

>>5903487
>Helen Hunt
why is /lesgen/ always full of grave robbers?

>>5903501
Well fwiw, the movie is 20 years old :,/

>tfw not the 90's anymore

>>5903501
cougars are the best m8. Pedophiles and lolifags can go kill themselves. Teenagers and college chicks are the fucking worst.

>>5900601
Maybe if I'm lucky!

>>5903244
Well, she texted me a lot today and that was nice and we might have dinner tomorrow night.

>>5903257
I heard about it from my ex. We don't have any proper gay-bars around here so they just kind of took over the place.

>>5903168
Black hair because I just really like black.

Would date blonde tho.

>>5903318
Not hypocritical. We're attracted to the personality types we're attracted to. Just find a STEM chick who wants someone who really likes making video games or whatever.

>>5903651
>Just find a STEM chick who wants someone who really likes making video games or whatever.

That can't be too hard... right?

>>5903678
Nah, and I'm the one that told you I wouldn't date you, but I'm autistic and hate videogames while most young STEM chicks nowadays love them and would be glad to date a pleb who wishes to become billionarie making shitty apps.

Lesgen, on a scale from 1-100, how autistic are you?

>>5903766
70

>>5903766
99, I can function like a normal person once every some months.

>>5903766
I'd say probably around 40-50. I'm pretty good in social situations if I never have to meet them again, or if it's for work. Otherwise I freak out because I want to be friends with people and I don't really know how

>>5897534
I'll be your freind

>>5903887
Yay! What kind of friend are you?

>>5903910
A freind obviously

>>5904055
But I have lots of freinds, I just need a friend. :'[

>>5903425
That's awful. One of my friends is emotionally abused by her mom (that's what we know for sure at least, no idea what happens in private).

Her mom does it in front of us, she's super helicopter mom and shouts at my friend for such stupid shit constantly. My friend is a nervous wreck for it, and thinks she's doing terribly at everything and is always doubting herself. I just always reassure her that she's doing fine and she's actually really smart. I hope she manages to break free. :(

Idk what to actually do for her though - everyone in our friend group is at a huge loss. We just tell her she's great.

(I also think she might be in the closet because she acts the way I used to about female celebrities, before I noticed I was attracted to them)

>>5903766
60

a lot of my friends are autistic, I get on well with them for some reason. I'm the autist whisperer. They sniff me out, they can sense that I also get confused by social interaction.

i know i don't have it because I'm really good at reading faces

>>5903766
90 autisms

>>5904126
is there a reason you don't have friends now? Do you smell bad?

Friends are usually people who are
>in the same life stage
>in your vicinity (work, school, neighbour)
>share the same interests

after that u just have to be cool and not smelly

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While browsing through "lesbian" porn i had a thought that there a lots of straight women who have slept with way more women than me. it kind of pissed me off.

>>5904235
And I have slept with more men than some of my straight friends. feels bad man.

>>5904235
And that's awfully true.
>but we're just experimenting! and I can tell about it to my boyfriend later, teeheehee

>>5904235
>more women than me.
One?

>>5904235
I know that feel senpai.
Straight women and gay men have gotten more pussy than me. Life is cruel and unfair. Brb g2g drown myself in a pool full of yuri mangas, look for the DailyMail headline.

Starting to get /fit/ again lesgen. I left it too long and now I'm feeling the chub. Any suggestions for work outs/healthy meals? I've got the basics down but I'd like to hear what lesgen gets up to.

>>5904333
one...


2.5 years ago... T_T

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>>5904392
>Any suggestions for work outs
i'm not motivated, but I'm wealthy so I have a personal trainer. I'd recommend it. I do whatever exercises they tell me to. Don't worry about getting "too bulky", it's very hard to gain muscle, and very easy to lose it so it won't ever be a permanent problem. Even if you can't afford it, you should stop eating out to breakfast/lunch/dinner to budget for it.

>healthy meals?
I pretty much eat:
eggs, protein shakes, multivitamins, fish, vegetables, and fruit.
I eat as much of it as I want too. No calorie counting.

>>5904408
I'll look into getting a pt, see if there's anyone that can do me mates rates or something.
Got most of that food down pat, just need to look at protein shakes. There's a place near work that seems to sell it pretty cheap so I might check them out
Thanks for the input!

>>5904422
you'll pretty much save money regardless of which protein brand you use. It's a meal replacement. Don't buy the cheapest brand since some are not very soluble.

>tfw waking up to news of yurop getting bombed again
Imperialist pigs deserve it.

I'm a straight male. How do I become an actual lesbian woman?

Do I just kill myself and start over?

>>5904769
Yes please.

>>5904796
This

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>too retarded to make a Skype and know how to use it

>>5904639
Are you a qt communist?

>>5905015
>commies
>cute
>ever

>>5905019
Well, research has shown that conservative women have more feminine facial features. But I also like the hippie anarchist aesthetic too. Some girls smell surprisingly good after not showering for a few days.

>>5903318
Don't make a game in the hopes of striking it rich. Make a game because you love what you're making.

>>5903545
>>5903257
That's how I've heard of them in the past. Similar for finding the lesbian hangout coffee shops. Also conversations in the LGBT book section of a book store have led me to a few hangouts I didn't know of before.

>>5905055
Have you ever been down there after it's been like five days?

>>5905117
>tfw you'll never be smothered by a pretty girl's natural aroma

>>5905117
It all depends on the girl. If she has a good vaginal culture going it will stay smelling good. To much use of antibiotics and antibacterial soaps can fuck it up.

>>5901802
Dude

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This is one of the dykest Symphogear fanart I've ever seen.

>>5905216
I don't get why people ship these two when they are barely friends. I mean, Hibiki and Miku sleep together and are basically married, and Kirika and Shirabe bath together and are like wives too, but Tsubasa and Maria just are comrades in singing and fighting. Tsubasa/Kanade is more believable than Tsubasa/Maria.

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>>5905216
I neither know nor care who these characters are but I really want a motorbike right now.

Anyway, a while ago I said I'd met this girl I wasn't sure was les or not and I promised updates so here they are:
>Be in ADF reserve
>Meet qt, kinda tomboy girl at basic
>Not sure if she's les or not
>Her facebook is full of Christian stuff
>Ask lesgen for advice and they say go for it
>Fuck it.
>At maccas I casually bring up that I'm into girls and like her
>She takes it well
>not really what i wanted but we agree to hang out, so I guess its a date?
>Spend afternoon drinking on the beach talking about stuff
>She tells me about how she's curious and likes me but isn't sure
>We kiss a little bit by the end
>She asks me not to talk about it
>Not sure where its going

It was really good lesgen. I really like her, but I just know there' s going to be problems in the future. Should I cut my loses now or not? I'll still have to parade with her every week.

>talking with friends about realtionships and sex lives and stuff
>they bemoan the fwe weeks downtime between relationships
>im in a two year dry spell

Hets plz go

>>5905400
>She asks me not to talk about it

I sympathize with the situation anon, but please excuse me while I make up sexy scenarios in my head

>>5905400
Why are girls so gay tho

Damn. Two days to burn out thead. Im so busy lately. I don't get to read all the nonsense posted

>damn dream
>dream I'm in some arranged marriage
>get set up with another girl
>sweet
>don't see her til married
>she's kinda ugly
>but skinny I guess and could be fixed up?
>seems to really like me
>wanna take marriage seriously, get to know her and junk, hey at least it's a girl right
>something happens to piss her off
>won't stay in the same room as me on marriage night
>staying in another room sleeping in the same bed as some other girl
>ugh goddammit
>even in my dreams with an ugly girl in a forced marriage I can't get laid or even cuddled

>Go to college classes today
>Hour and a half long break between my classes on Tuesday/Thursday
>Eating an apple because want to get skinnier/be healthier
>Girl that complimented my shirt that I thought was cute walks by
>She's cut off a lot of her hair and now has a short, messy style
>Fuckin' cute
>Tell her so
>We start hanging out and chatting about stuff
>Stand up to go get ready for class
>She notices my locket (A harry potter locket made to look like the seventh book)
>She steps in to a very intimate distance, grabs my locket (While brushing her hands against the top of my breasts)
>Proceeds to let me know she's very touchy feely
>Face is burning, she's grinning slyly at me

That's a... Very dominant personality. She made me hug her before allowing me to go to class. She has a boyfriend, tho so wtf

>>5905588
Fuck off, Adori, you're a bislut.

>>5905602
>adori
This will always makes me laugh.

>>5905603
Have you noticed how every tripfag/namefag we've had turned out to be not a lesbian?
>Adori - bislut
>fey - transbian
>birdanon - fat transbian
>butterfly - transbian
>creep - bislut
>s - possibly not even human

>>5905602
Literally who?
I just wanted to share a story I thought was humorous with lesgen.
Chick was probably legit crazy, tho.

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>>5902885
I could do it but I'm afraid of chickens. I have some chickens on my kennel and I need a hug.

>>5903285
Same.

>>5905618
Adori was a tripfag who was claiming she was a lesbian when her tastes were only aimed at very man-looking girls and who ended up dating a man.
It was hilarious when she said that.

>>5905616
I used to trip during my time in Japan, but that was a long time ago - and I'm not fitting that trend.

>>5905632
Are you that north european girl? Your posts were pretty great.

>>5905632
I mean regular tripfags/namefags. There have been some people who trip for a day to answer questions and such, then drop it.

>>5905630
Was she insufferable or something? I've met a few girls like that.

>>5905643
No, I think most people actually liked her until she said she was dating a dude then everyone went apeshit and she stopped posting.

I just applied to med school. Wish me luck because I'll need it.

>>5905635
Yeah, the Swede who splerged out in Tokyo. And also one of the three living in Uppsala (but haven't met the other two).

>>5905636
Ah, my bad. I did trip a lot (on several boards) so I just overreacted.

>>5905664
Emer?