/mtfg/ - trans girl general

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>tfw a universe explodes into existence and then billions of years later mtfg exists
>tfw no trans gf to go shopping with

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>>5896644
Gaben is a false prophet.

>tfw a man forever

/mtfg/ how do I snap out of being a subby slut and go back to being an alpha dom?

Do I stop drinking tap water? I don't like feeling like this. Why would anyone want to be a sub? You're all fucking nuts

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> tfw things are actually looking up for you
I don't know what these feels are tbhon

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>>5896660
Being a sub is hotter d e s u

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>>5896659

>>5896655
welcome to the right site
>>5896657
>there are vim users in this thread RIGHT NOW
why?
>>5896659
me desu
>>5896660
you don't . welcome to mustard race.

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>>5896669
>vim users

>>5896662
in what ways??

>>5896666
Well obviously it's hotter, but you feel vulnerable all the god damn time, and it becomes hard to function when you're alone. This isn't a good feeling, being based af and doing whatever I wanted and being a dom was much more freeing. Besides it's not like I'll ever be the little girl anyways, so it's pointless to stay delusional. Being a dom is so much better
>>5896669
Nah ur wrong

>>5896669
>>5896674
>not using emacs evil mode

>>5896644
is there not a serious bone in your body?

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>>5896680
Wait, the sub/dom stuff extends beyond the bedroom? Tbqh I love being sub in the bedroom because it's hot as fuck, but I'm more assertive in day to day life, maybe you need that separation?

hi

I can't do this anymore. I'm taking a break from here for a while. Thanks

>>5896694
Good idea. Me too.

>>5896694
breaks are good

>>5896691
I don't care about stuff in bed. I want it to extend past that, I don't care if I'm the top or bottom in bed, though I do currently prefer bottom to my dismay. I've had a mdlg relationship before with a qt tomboy, it extended well past the bedroom but I still penetrated her, but she was like power dom bottom and would ride me and treat me like a little. It was nice

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http://strawpoll.me/7132779/

>>5896694
See you tomorrow!

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>>5896685
If you get to know me yes, but I'm pretty flippant on the exterior

>>5896694
Breaks are good, I hope you feel better mirin ;_;

i feel so endlessly drowwwwwwwssyyy
hrt fuckin me up

>>5896713
Didn't you just start like yesterday? Give it time.

>dress up as star fleet captain in girl clothes and makeup
>three other cis tier trans girls in red Star Trek dresses
>go to rave
>kiss each other
>get pictures taken
>boys buzzing around like flies
>Edie protects me tells them I'm taken
>other girls grab onto cute guys and we dance in the middle of the rave grinding on each other

>tfw not the same person before Portland

>>5896726
g-grinding? l-lewd!

>>5896726
>tfw live in portland
>tfw this will never happen to me

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>>5896719
yeah only two days ago. ididnt expect to feel anything this soon. i figure my body's just not used to what im doing to it yet

>>5896726
that sounds pretty amazing tbhon. i especially like the idea of star trek dresses.

>>5896736
Portland does this to people. Idk why but it does

Dog bless

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>>5896726
>Faye would of gotten a dick in her butt if it wasn't for edie

Slap that bitch!!!!!!

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>>5896701
>http://strawpoll.me/7132779/
>Pick one
tfw so many feels

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>>5896678
Well, I went out in girl mode and didn't get any stares or yelled at, so I think I pass as long as I don't open my mouth
Also, my parents discovered that i'm trans, and I thought they'd be really angry, considering they are old religious conservatives, but instead they were very supportive

>>5896726
All these girlmode Faye moments...

No pics


FAYE IS COMMING OUT OF THE CLOSET GUISE! NO MORE FEMBOYYY

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>>5896744

>implying she wouldn't be getting my dick

>>5896744
>tfw will never be edies friend because I'm not cute enough

>>5896764

If this rave didn't end in faye being spitroasted then it was a failure.

>>5896755
ayyyy congrats!
how did your parents find out?

>>5896769
>tfw not cute or confident enough to have any /mtfg/ friends

my only regret is that i do not have more tacos

why didn't faye/edie hook up with maddie?

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>tfw no friends to do things with
>only friends are best friend who is 3 hours away and gf who is in another country
Life kinda sux

>>5896787
She didn't have that many vacation days.

>>5896780
> ayyyy congrats!
> how did your parents find out?
They just came up to me and asked, surprisingly. Considering I was wearing a victorias secret hoodie, and pinks shorts and a girly headband at that moment, I can see why they were suspicious.

>>5896787
maddie couldnt afford edie's rate

>>5896790
she had to cut early cus of a meeting

She'll be back here in a month and imma cuddle the fuck out of her desu..

http://www.thelocal.no/20160318/norway-to-allow-gender-change-without-medical-intervention

>>5896769

>implying I care about that

>>5896787

cause I don't have feels for Maddie

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>>5896804
> tfw you aren't Norwegian

>>5896805
I'm also not really femme, not into boys very much, kind of weird and generally have trouble socializing

>>5896793
lool thats one way to do it

my parents found out like a year ago when i was home visiting for christmas. my mom found and read through a diary i was keeping. they were alright with it for the most part. mainly just confused and scared that i was gonna kill myself

>>5896804
das p cool

>>5896804
>>5896812
Ireland have that too

>>5896804
Some places in Canada have that too now.

>>5896820

as long as you're cool then we're cool. I seriously don't care about the other shit.

>>5896832
An increasing number of places have that now

>tfw no femboy bf
>tfw too gross for anyone

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>>5896744
But I don't like boys, I just like the attention >.>
>>5896732
>tfw shim grind train with guys as the engine and the caboose
>>5896732
Seriously matching outfits drives guys crazy
>>5896761
B..but I was the boy, I had pants thigh high boots and a sweater on, that's boy mode

I have one with me Sitting on edies lap tho
>>5896769
>>5896780
We can make you cute and confident if you wanted

>>5896852
>tfw femboy but want to be a girl

>>5896845
>tfw ywn b cool
:'(

>>5896856
>thigh high boots
>boy mode
sure

Guess who was groped and made out with 7 people last night :3

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RICKI I WANT TO BE YOUR HUSBANDO AND FUCK YOU LOVELY HARD IN THE ASS EVERYDAY, I WANT TO PROTECT YOU AND CONSTRUVT YOU FEMININITY I WANT YOU TO SUCK MY COCK, I WANT TO MARRY YOU AND MADE YOU A WOMAN. SwiftRage Kreygasm <3 <3 KappaPride VoHiYo VoHiYo SeemsGood 4Head <3 <3 <3 <3 bleedPurple bleedPurple SeemsGood I LOVE YOU RICKI I JUST WANT TO FUCK YOU AND RETAINED YOU UNTIL YOU LOVED ME TO THE ETERNITY. bleedPurple VoHiYo <3 :)

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>>5896856
>I just like the attention >.>

Pretty soon:

>I just like their feel >.>
>I just like the tip >.>
>I just like the dick >.>

Faye is finally becoming a proper young lady!!!

>>5896873
enjoy STI

>tfw no apple mac

b-but they look so pretty ;(
>>5896872
f-femboy mode?
>>5896873
p-p-polygamy is wrong senpaii

>>5896873

How many boys? How many girls?

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>>5896879
Not when you're having a big old fashioned orgy
>>5896882
5 boys, 2 girls. I gave oral to both girls and one guy fucked my thighs

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>>5896879
just get a t420 and get a new wireless card desu. it works great with OS X.

>>5896886
>5 boys, 2 girls. I gave oral to both girls and one guy fucked my thighs

Thats it?

No anal?

ahhh fuck ;-; its the last week of school before the end of spring term and by like tuesday i need to do a crapton of work fugg

>>5896886
I didn't think anyone did thigh fucking besides like me and a very small % of people

>tfw you want to get thigh fucked REALLY badly rn

>>5896898
:O what is thigh fucking?

>>5896898
It's called intercrural.

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>>5896896
I was too shy to do that. Was the only trans grill beside my gf. Didn't do an enema

>>5896902
It's when you fuck someone in their thigh pussy instead of their front pussy or boi pussy

>>5896865

just be yourself bb. ^_^

>>5896903
Yeah I know, its just not common
>>5896902
>>5896902
Stick ur dick in-between some thighs with a lil lube

Feels like pussy and feels like getting fucked. I don't do casual anal with anyone and it's a really special thing to me, so I usually just get thigh fucked. It's pretty nice desu

>>5896917
;O; that sounds gross

>not out to parents
>not a neet luckily so I have my own place
>mom takes me out shopping for nice food today, much anxiety and paranoia about hiding my boobs from her and stuff
>come back, carry stuff into kitchen, put everything in fridge/cupboards
>I handle the cupboard stuff because my HRT is in there
>walk out of kitchen
>just as she opens the door and is about to leave there's a loud clattering sound
>we go back to the kitchen
>soup cans have fallen out of the cupboard
>"whoops"
>mom - "oh don't worry, I'll do it"
>rushes over and starts putting them away
>pill planner full of HRT is sitting right there in plain sight
>she finishes putting them away and hasn't reacted at all
>notice she's not wearing her glasses
>she leaves
>still have literally no idea whether she saw the mysterious medication in my cupboard
shiiiieeet

can I just say for the record that Faye is fucking gorgeous and looked super qt wit her makeup etc last night
you would have been so proud, Mtfg ;__;

>>5896919
>gross
? you're weird

>>5896898
>tfw nobody will ever thighfuck you

>>5896927
>tfw will never look qt

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>>5896917
It feels sooo good, being pounded, I love my thighs. I was the little sub for everyone, and kept getting called adorable and pretty

Has anyone else been watching HOC? I actually almost cried during it ;-;
>>5896928
h-how ><

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>tfw jaw like pewdiepie
>only squarer
I want off this ride

>>5896927

pic?

>>5896919
Grosser then sticking your dick in an ass? Seriously?

Also it hurts like fuck for the person doing it if your legs have any hair on them besides peach fuzz. You either let it grow out, fucking someone's thighs after they just shaved is HELL. I have really soft thighs and naturally don't have hair on my legs so it's pretty ez for me. Haven't done it in a really, really long time though.
>>5896929
I'm sure they sound
>>5896927
Did u take any pics? I wanna see qt Faye
>>5896934
Yeah it feels amazing, I don't like being a slut in public stuff like that in practice though. I'm still jelly tho desu

>>5896934

Post feet.

>>5896856
>We can make you cute and confident if you wanted
i do want!

>>5896917
I know two trans girls who do it because while they like anal, it's easier to go missionary that way.

>>5896942
>Grosser then sticking your dick in an ass?

yas

>>5896937
>iktf
I keep telling myself that there are other girls with big chins.

>>5896944
Nahhhh they're ugly you don't wanna see 'em

>>5896951
It also takes no prep, so if you're at a party you can just get fucked then and there, no prep and it makes you feel like a girl. Idk about y'all but anal makes me a bit dysphoric like "wow I wish I had a pussy" sorta feels. I do really like anal tho.
>>5896952
Do you think handjobs are gross too you fucking weirdo?

>>5896951
no prep and it feels good when things rub against that line on your scrotum that forms with hrt. its pretty good

>>5896961
Anal is easier to tolerate when you're doing it missionary (or, ironically, after srs, because you've actually got a choice)

>>5896954

Fine post legs instead :3

>>5896961
Weird and gross to receive, fine to give.

that isn't very nice anyhow ;(

no bully

>>5896942
>I'm sure they sound
Que?

>>5896965
Yeah I can only do thigh fucking in like one position. Not that I really mind. I just love feeling a hard cock thrusting between my thighs and then feeling it pulsate as it cums all over me.
>>5896970
HOW?
>>5896971
would*

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>>5896961
And you can have the person fucking you rub your perinunal area which feels sooooo good! Last night was great y'all :3 I'm so happy I'm /poly/ /biscum/ master race

>>5896940
>>5896942

she posted pics last night ^__^ I didn't put much on her, she's really naturally beautiful and perfect so I didn't need to.

>>5896755

fuck yeah, more ska fags.

>>5896963
Line??????

>>5896976
i find having a penis gross ;-; why would i want to use it

no bully

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>>5896978
I wonder what getting fucked while having ur taint rubbed would feel like. I feel like I could cum hands free from that

>>5896979
All this hug boxing!
>tfw just a qt ftm hanging out with the bomb squad

Edie a cute though seriously

Is this what it's like meeting girls from these threads?

>>>/gif/8244783

Can mtfg database anon post the pic of Faye in girlmode?

>>5896979
>naturally beautiful

Sure?

I always thought was always using angles on her selfies.

>>5896990
Yah that and breast massage are the two things that can make me cum without explicitly getting fucked

>>5896995
me on the right
>>5896994
nobody is hug boxing u noob

ur hella cute af

>>5896994

.//3//. no hugboxing. ur just perf in erry way.

>>5897001

it's not angles, trust. she's everything.

>>5896910
Cute! How did this happen, pre-organised orgy or was it some kind of weird spontaneous fuck-session?

>>5896917
>>5896912
>>5896903
>>5896898
I don't get it, surely that means there's no direct sexual stimulation for you?

>>5897013
It was someone's party and it just happened. Everyone was into each other. I was everyone's pet!

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Should I do 4 tabs of acid mtfg?

>>5897021
There isn't. It's all mental

>>5897026
if you have already taken some in the past couple weeks. how many ug per tab?

>>5897025
spontaneous fucking is the best kind of fucking desu

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>>5896995
yea it is
>tfw trasbian

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>>5897025
I am incredibly jealous of your life
>>5897031
I did some like two weeks ago. My tolerance is fine. It's 150ug P tab. I think I'll be able to snap out of this sub mood if I do it, but am slightly scared cause I'm not really in the best mental state. I prob need a bad trip tho

>>5897031
post your butt

>http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/david-cameron/12199148/Knives-out-for-George-Osborne-in-Tory-backlash.html

Aaaand the bastards have lost us another election.

>>5897026
don't take acid yume ;(

I just got back from my bestfriends mom's viewing and just want to remind everyone that life is a beautiful thing but it does end so please don't waste any time and love everyone that you meet.

>>5897039
>implying you can vote

>>5897045
Thank God she is underage and not american.

>>5897039
Why not..? What I really want right now is some opiate or benzo but I have self control.
>>5897041
I'm betting on the fact that reincarnation is a thing.

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>>5897026
Do it, just find a friend to be relatively close to you
>>5897035
I'm so glad it happened. I feel like so much dysphoria and inhibitions and filters dropped because I opened up to people and let them have their way with me

>>5897051
post butt

>>5897037
if you can handle it, go for it! i'd be pretty scared to take that much though. i took 115 ug of some really pure lsd and it was pretty crazy! hopefully you dont get a bad trip :|

>>5897036
Ediexfaye.jpg

>>5897048
but its illegal and apparently acid can be terrifying experience or something i read it somewhere
>>5897052
that's illegal anon, theresa may will arrest us also morally wrong

I'm sorry for whatever slew of incoherent shit I post in the next 13 hours

>>5897049
I've done 2g of DXM and tons of LSD by myself and never had a bad trip. I do not need a trip sitter, but there is someone in the house regardless.
>>5897053
115 is nothing. You're not even getting the actual effects at that much IMO.
>>5897058
Oh okay you convinced me. Thanks Carol :-)

>>5897056

tru

>>5897058
I want to rest my face in between your butty cheeks and sleep on cushiony goodness, now show butt

>>5897064
ur saying that to quiet me aren't you

>>5897064
maybe. im pretty sensitive to most substances. someday ill try more.

>>5897071
Yes

>>5897067
were you top or was it faye?

>>5897049
>tfw I discovered that degenerate life is best life

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>>5897000
pls respond

>>5897077
Her desu
>>5897067
>tfw Edie steals your trip

>>5896929
You could always go to Portland and get aids.

>parents: why do you have such big man boobs, are you on hormones or something? hahaha

I-I think they may be onto me??

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So glad there's other trips who are /druggie/ here

>>5896917
so you basically like.. tuck, plus lube, and they go into the pocket there?

what happens when you get an erection during that?

>>5897081
what did edie's cream taste like?

>>5897036
Trip on
>>5897084
Golly gosh what is a s-sissy to do?

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> Go shopping with a cis friend.
> Literally every single person 'misgendered' me.

No seriously, both the person who brought us to our table and our server referred to us collectively as 'ladies', the LCBO guy as well, several shopkeeps, and more.

Absolutely glorious considering I'm hardly even trying. Still doing electrolysis, so I have a bit of stubble on the upper neck area (easy to miss I suppose), and I haven't done my brow. No makeup either, and I was in boymode with an androg jacket, wasn't even messing with my voice either.

Huge confidence booster.

>>5897081
did she use lotion on you like she did with anna?

>>5897088
>you will never EVER be red

:(
>>5897089
I don't tuck really, the friction between ur thighs and balls actually is good as fuck. You can tense up there too just like a pussy to make it tighter :3

I always get hard too, never had any issues. I love thigh fucking

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>>5897088
if i had money i certainly would be

>>5897093
thats awesome. i'd love a day like that

>>5897088
drugs are the only thing that reduce the pain
>ywn be a normal girl
>instead you will be racked by anxiety every moment you're around other people certain that they think you're a disgusting manfaced freak
>instead you will let down and hurt your entire family and be known for the lies you told to stay in the closet, ruining any sense of trust between you
>instead you will never be able to feel the breeze on your face or see yourself in photos of what are supposed to be the happiest moments of your life without breaking down in tears at the realisation you will never be remotely passable or cute

Thank god for the drugs, I probably wouldn't be here by now otherwise

>>5897102
oooh okay I guess i misunderstood. couldn't tell how you were supposed to do lewd stuff without that happening lol

I'll have to try it with my bf because im too scared of anal

>>5897116
It's great if you're afraid of anal. You'll probably get over that fear though

>>5897081
I'm pretty sure your trip is common knowledge by now.

>>5897120
Well i have a hemorrhoid problem which is why im scared of it.

>>5897088
There aren't any trips that aren't druggies. Only the bottom of the barrel still posts here regularly.

>>5897076
;-;
>>5897069
still illegal anon

>>5897129
Technically it's not as long as you don't show cock or boipucci. Jailbait is legal

>>5897124
>tfw I do too
It's true suffering.

>>5897077

I like domming Faye o////o

>>5897081

s-sorry q-qt

>>5897133
Nah, in the UK both are illegal for obvious reasons.

>>5897124
>>5897134
Oh das nasty.

>>5897142
Nice nanny state. That's gay af

>>5897146
Banning them seems reasonable to me. The state must protect its most vulnerable.

>>5897133
In UK the aoc for sex is 16 but the aoc for communications of a sexual nature i.e. sexting is 18, and carol herself can be prosecuted for it if she's 16-17. It's a retarded law that just hasn't been updated for the digital age yet.

>>5897149
FUCKING

STATISTS

NANNY STATE GET OUT

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Life is pretty nice.

>>5897153
I am a conservative not a libertarian.

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>>5897000
>>5897080
You're welcome.

Why can't I be happy for people who have it better than me? I know it's not their fault, or mine, but it just fills me with a seething rage instead.

>>5897160
Neo-cons need to be rounded up and shot

>>5897164
thats fucking creepy dude!

what is internalised transphobia? what are the symptoms? I think I mig

>>5897164
c u t e

>>5897160
please stop with the baiting. im sick of seeing threads filled up with arguments from people pretending on each side

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Tfw one of the people you hooked up with last night is a 'dapper' lesbian who uses words like 'prestige'

>>5897164
Is there a normal photo without the vertigo inducing angle?
Preferably without the beard shadow?

>>5897168
*might have it

>>5897173
So a dyke fedora.

>>5897166
I am not a neo-Con. That isn't even a thing in Britain. I fit more into the category of liberal conservative or progressive conservative.

>>5897164

eddie trolled faye by giving her tranny makeup.

>>5897164
I literally don't remember taking this >.>

>>5897168
its when you hate trannies and, upon realizing you're trans, act self-destructively or self-loathingly in accordance with your preconceptions about trans life.

>>5897185
That's like 2/3's of the thread right there.

>>5897169
Baiting? My point was that some degree of paternalism is a good thing.

>>5897182

that's an old pic of her that her ubatalented gf did ;-; I would never do that makeup on her, it makes her look ridic and not like the natural beauty she is

>>5897157
Eyyy CC.

>>5897185
hm I guess that's not really me
I don't have preconceptions about trans people, I just feel disgusted and ashamed of myself for being trans, because it's gross and freakish

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>>5897177
they were cute tho :3
I recommend all mtfs just try group stuff! It's really nice and makes me feel less dysphoric!

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>>5897187
thats just 4chan tho. go to reddit and everything is sunshine and the wrong shade of lipstick for that skin-tone, sweety

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>>5897190
Whaddup?

>>5897189

*untalented
I'm drunk again btw. bottomless mimosas at brunch

>>5897188
>tfw the typical british cuckservative sincerely, truly believes the world would be a better place if humans were dogs or horses.

>>5897197
but i am not good at going to group things, like i get anxious talking to people i don't know

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>>5897174

>>5897207
Oh fuck. Look at that dude in a bra.

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>>5897202
jesus. i guess you like portland huh?

>>5897197

Srsly Red, how the hell do you find all these orgies ?

>>5897209
I wish I was still alpha like this, Edie took one look at me and said I was going to be her housewife ;-;

>>5897217
Did you break up with your girlfriend?

>>5897199
Yeah reddit is fucked up too. Arguably even more.

>>5897200
Not much. Resting. Hoping I won't get sick.
Whatever happened to make you all positive?

Ah tomorrow there are few good lessons ;-;

Ah, I hate maths. Like I actually enjoy the work as it makes me feel satisfied when I get something right but theres this one annoying guy who sits in front and spends most of the time being an annoying shit. one time he sat behind me and threw rubbers into my hair for most of the lesson

sigh...

>>5897204
I don't...

Look - to maintain a civilized society we sacrifice some things for the greater good- we don't have slavery because it was abhorrent, we don't have easily-obtainable guns because as a society we decided that it was not worth the deaths of children.

>>5897215

I'm def moving now ye. I love it here. it's not that far from Cali either.........

>>5897217

>beautiful woman with qt bod and face, super smart and funny w/ best personality
>not wifing her up
what kind of a man do you think I am?

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>>5897222
I got a gf. And she is into gothic lolita clothing and I love that kind of stuff.

Also job is going kinda nice. Boss told me that in future I will do what he does (boss people around I guess?)

>>5897164
DBanon got any pics of me
Just curious

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>>5897216
mostly other queer people, straight guys, gay guys, groups of lesbians, trans people. I just hang out with lots of groups of young people.

tfw you're just like Little My, bratty and cute

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>>5896984
We really need more ska posting here

>>5897217
Do you have a brow ridge? I noticed you use bangs alot

Hi, 4chan. I'm sorry, I'm not good English speaker, but can I ask here a question about my chances to become a cute transgirl?

Also, greatigs from 2ch.

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>>5897236
Now you two can dress up. Nice.
And I think you'd be great with bossing people around.

>>5897233
>we don't have slavery
what world are you living in?

>>5897234
Stopppppp you're ruining my street cred

>>5897248
Ska sucks ass though

>>5897246
>straight guys, gay guys

Any cute/handsome guys or masc guys with disgusting facial hair?

>>5897257
post pics, comrade

>>5897260
I meant it is illegal and prosecutable. Don't be disingenuous.

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>>5897234
1000 miles from socal, but its not boston or austin. honestly ill miss the breathable air, long rains, clean drinking water, no sales tax, nice people, queers, beards, pmuch everything really.

>>5897248
Why not elestro-swing you nasty neckbeard?

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>>5897266
> Ska sucks ass though
mfw

>>5897267
lots of them. one of the guys i made out with had some nasty-ass facial hair

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>>5897282
Rude tbhon

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>>5897273
Here.

>>5897274
the kikes in charge of society who tell you what to do and what not to do are your slavemasters. i mean you're actually believing what they without question by opposing drugs (your argument is ACTUALLY "drugs are bad because they're illegal")

also disingenuity is the foundation of 4chan. i like to consider it devils advocate

>>5897293
You're going to have a bad time.

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>>5897259
Id be strict, but fair, and care about peoples needs and always ask if they need/want to change something.

Id be the boss I want every boss to be.

Now I can doll her up, so thats nice.

>>5897294
>also disingenuity is the foundation of 4chan. i like to consider it devils advocate

Why is this so hard for some people to understand? Did Reddit win?

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>>5897248
no

>>5897294
I pointed out that drugs can have bad effects.
>>5897303
Tbh I prefer 4chan because assfucks cannot downvote you or whatever on 4chan. Plus less pretentious asshats.

>>5897300
Why?

>>5897276
that pic hit too hard
not even funny

>>5897308
they can also have good effects

for example the drugs we take to transition

>>5897263

wait until I ruin u in every other way :#

>>5897315
Well, drugs in the context I meant was more the hallucinogenic or otherwise illegal kind.

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>>5897312
Bump of the question.

>>5897345
you don't look that bad desu but jesus christ thin out your eyebrows

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>>5897314
i dont fuck around

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>>5897276
>ywn wake up in 2022 to an aubade
I didn't know this was a feel I felt til now.

>>5897397
lewdity while playing nintendo :3

I got 3 offers on my bike so far but I just chickened out on them and deleted their numbers. Should I sell it or not? I need someone to tell me to do it or not.

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>>5897397
shotacon is love, shotacon is life.

NSFW source?

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>>5897417
Donald Trump wants you to sell

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>check bank account
>negative 3 dollars
sh-shut up dad. dropping out of college and moving to LA was a good idea. i'll sh-show you

therapedungeon
tinychat

come talkkkk

>>5897424
I believe in you

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>>5897417
>>5897417

>tfw want to feel like a girl
>tfw just feel like a mentally ill man with medically-induced tits and soft skin

>>5897423
fuck trump, he could pay for my transition 19 times over and not even blink, meanwhile I have to sell the only thing I ever loved just to afford electrolysis and the legal name and gender change paperwork.

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>>5897418
http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=2407802

s h o t a b o y z

w-why is everyone posting "shota" - isn't that crap illegal?

>>5897439
You wouldn't make me illegal would you Carol o.o?

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>>5897430
>19 times
thats pretty poor for a supposed billionaire

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>>5897445
>you wouldnt download a YUME

>>5897447
you get the idea, lets not get autistic over details

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>>5897427
tank you
just gotta keep survivin an grindin

>>5897417
at least the money from the bike will result in something meaningful that will be with you the rest of your life. that bike was important to you, but now it's memory lives on in your new legal name. I say sell.

>>5897449
What the FUCK

i can't wait for carol to become a coke addled gay for pay male stripper living off the social programs he wants to vote against

>>5896726
And we all know this is a lie

>>5897451
Yeah, I have to do it, no other way, I just wish I didn't delete the numbers but if they want it badly enough they might text back.

>>5897445
Yume is now illegal :3

but how are you shota
>>5897455
That isn't very nice. What a dick.

>>5897462
How am I not a shota o.o

>>5897455
Same

Yume pls gib me acid

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>>5896726
>>5896743
aliens, all of you

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>>5897452
>tfw you literally downloaded yume and installed her into your apartment

>>5897465
u are above 18?

>>5897466
I would baby
>>5897468
Make it end
>>5897472
S-sadly.......

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>>5897470
Fagits who don't like lolicon

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>>5897470
holding and comforting and raising like you're own children?

>>5897445
you're a loli, not a shota

we've been over this

>>5897484
I want to be a shota boy for pleasure desu

I am probs gonna get arrested now for viewing this thread

ty mtfg
>>5897480
see so u are qt girl instead :3

I WANT TO BE A SHOTA

STOP BULLYING ME

>>5897496
but bullying you is fun :3

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>>5897480
file "yumeuninstaller.exe" could not be found in c:\\windows\users\alison\alisonsheart

send a report to windows error reporting?

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I need to actually wear bras now but I don't know what to get that would fit and be comfy.

>>5897512
Please just force the program down, I would really appreciate it

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>>5897512
Task manager is a thing, and so is remove programs, why would refuse yume this? So mean alison.
>>5897517
Like an A cup?

>>5897517
go to victoria's secret or somewhere else and get fitted

otherwise you probably wont find something thatll fit and be comfy

>>5897523
ACCESS DENIED

administrator priveledge required to gain access

>>5897539
*privilege

F u guys

>>5897539
>go to victoria's secret or somewhere else and get fitted
hahaha no way

>>5897530
normal cup sizes don't work because my man sized ribs

>>5897548
;____;

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>>5897548
>>5897549

>>5897549
There are probably cis women with big ribs
It just means your cup size a shit.

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>>5897530
its not on the remove programs list because yume wasnt meant to.be uninstalled :3

my love for yume is like a trojan

>>5897549
thats what I thought too before maddie dragged me into it now I actually have a bra thats comfortable, and theyre actually really nice

>>5897548
<3

you've had administrator privilege all along desu

yume still cant be uninstalled

I will give you a billion dollars if you uninstall :')

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>>5897570
directory not found, file path "yumeinstaller.exe" could not be located

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>tfw job's a joke
>tfw broke
>tfw love life's DOA
no one told me life was gonna be this way

>>5897597
clap clap clap clap

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>>5897597
>tfw all of this but I still have a girlfriend
I think I'll be okay in the end

>>5897566
lol fuck maddie, I don't have a gal pal to go to the store with and nor would I get one in person looking as bad as I do

>>5897597
>no one told me life was gonna be this way
I feel the same way, being a grown up blows

>>5897625
you're not anything like a grownup

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Happy first day of spring to everyone in the northern hemisphere ^_^

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>>5897511
Kek its just as easy

>>5897480
Do you have tabs with gondolas on them?? that would be great. or just draw me a lot of gondolas and mail them.

>>5897625
Im not saying you have to do it, bc I didnt even have the nerve to do it on my own, but finding the perfect bra without being fitted is a crapshoot

>>5897635
spring is my favorite season desu

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>>5897634
I know.

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>>5897597
iktf senpaitachi.

>>5897642
what is a gondola?

http://pca.st/Qp6E
my feels, why.

>>5897643
Well then just tell me how they fitted you???

>>5897614
>tfw no chloe gf

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>>5897610
>tfw Friends are my only friends

>>5897614
>has gf
[rees jealously]

>>5897625
we still shud hang one day

>>5897645
fels bad :(

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>>5897660
Off the top of my head is yoaiheaven but you know you can literally google things like Yoai henties or things along those lines and find stuff on a number of sites.

>>5897671
yoeyyyy

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Hey you bunch of misfits.
Haven't been here in a while, dropped by to say hi.

blame this faggot
>>5896876
for summoning me btw

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>>5897654
I mean, you know how to fit yourself, just measure (do this over a shirt and no bra) under the bust, and at the fullest part of your bust, etc, and then just try bras at the store yourself until you find it?

If you're not ready to do that and just want try it online then find that chart about relative sizes buy bras and pray and prepare to send some back

>>5897655
>tfw used to

>>5897666
sorry to make you feel sad :(

I'm just really glad because I dont know what Id do if I lost yume too

>>5897643
What's your band size
What store

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>>5897651

>>5897686
That is literally no help at all. Tell me how they fitted you please. Or are you just lying?

>>5897666
>we still shud hang one day
naw, you pass too well so I would probably just be bitchy the whole time.

>>5897689
32

funny thing is that they measured me for an a and then the lady helping me just threw in another bra that she personally loves and it fits perfectly and its a b cup :x

>>5897695
>that feel when no daddy

>>5897699
get a cloth measure and wrap it around those places, and I think the difference in inches is your cup sizes but idk

theres a guide somewhere

>>5897689
also victorias secret is where we went