Advice

Tell her you wear a cock ring.

Tell her your name is Mr Snrub, yes.. that'll do.

>>5891708
Don't turn up

Do what you'd normally do on a date.
Get to know one-another while doing fun stuff.

Don't bring up trans stuff.

Preface any words describing her male anatomy with either "fem" or "girl"

>Girl dick
>fem testies

>>5891724
/thread

Trust me. It drives all the t-girls crazy.

Just be aware that having sex with a trans girl carries a drastically increased chance of contracting HIV.

>>5891833
How ?

>>5891833
Only if you let them fuck you in the ass.

>>5891730
This.

Especially don't say stuff like "you're cute...for a trans girl." Otherwise, you'll be fiiiiine. - a trans girl

>>5891833
False.

>>5891708
Say these things:
>You know, t-girls like you are so much better than real girls
>You remind me of my favorite porn actor Natalie Mars
>So you're a top, right?

fuck her right in the pussy

>>5892289
>i thought you t-girls were all into each other?
>it's a compliment, she's passing and camming and living the t-girl dream

>>5891708
From my experience when you get back to her place and she offers you weed, don't smoke so much you can't perform.

Fuck I was dumb

>>5895759
haha
wow
rekt

>>5895750

Jameis, you better fucking take us to the playoffs this year.

>>5895772

>be 16
>out with a girl
>she tells me she thinks she has breast cancer
>tell her to get a mammogram
>watch Fight Club later
>realized I fucked up
>10 years later, still kicking myself

Still mad

>>5895865
>busc
>playoffs
wew lad

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>>5895866
Damn, that's subtle. I love Fight Club and I probably would have missed that cue anyway.

>>5895866

>Anon I think I have cancer

In what world is this not a shitty pickup line?

>Hey man, I think I've got testicular cancer, mind gargling on my nuts and letting me know what you think?

You dodged a bullet OP, and apparently missed the fact that the hag in Fight Club is an absolute nut-job.

>>5897135
>You'll never watch buildings and society collapse with your bf
Why even live at this point

>>5891708

Be prepared for penis.

>>5891708
bust her balls, grab her chin and call her your little slut

yeah