/mtfg/ - Mohini Edition

Hindu god names are so cool.

>that autistic op
>broken irc link
fucking euros.

>>5891492
sorry about the broken IRC link.

actually no i'm not, not entirely my fault, look at the previous thread it was broken there too i just pasta'd it as is. you expect me to read through everything and make sure it isn't broken? o-okay maybe you do

>>5891496
just teasing. thanks for the thread.

i ate a take-away last night. loaded with msg.
today i found out that msg while on hrt makes your pee smell of salty popcorn.
interesting.

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pls cuddle me

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>>5891499
>take-away
Its called take out you fag.

>>5891498
don't bully my autismfu

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For anon..

>>5891502
buy a gun and take out your life.

>>5891507
DON'T BULLY MY AUTISMFU

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>mfw people are gendering me female again.
>still to afraid to go full girly girl mode and just stuck at dorky tomboy mode.

>>5891502
>other countries with different naming convention exist
welcome to the real world darlin

>>5891500
alt code broken?

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←
∟
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huh.... what's that meant to be

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>>5891509
you look 100% like a girl
you are just compliment fishing at this point

fucking passers reeeeeeeeee

>>5891512
theyre area codes

>>5891509
Cute

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>>5891514
I'm not fishing I'm struggling with self-perception issues.

Pic related. cis girls.

>>5891514
so do you Kayla
>>5891517
zip codes*

>>5891509
told u it was the eyebrows

>>5891517
lmao how ironic right after i called kayla out on her bitching about me saying "take-away"
>different countries use different area codes

>>5891520
but those are like top 10% in terms of conventional attractiveness, why wouldn't you try and compare yourself to like, normal girls?
(also i think cookie cutter aesthetics are boring and lacking in character desu)
(also that smug english bitch, ugh)

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>>5891504
One month

>>5891520
passing a pretty are 2 different things

>>5891521
>so do you Kayla
no I don't

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>>5891524

>>5891524
>that dyed hair
dear lord...
continue, this is interesting timeline

>>5891523
>also i think cookie cutter aesthetics are boring and lacking in character desu

I respect your opinion but I want to be boring and have boring normal life. I don't want to be special.

>>5891504

Why do gingers have super pink skin?

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>>5891541
because we are actually tomatoes pretending to be humans

>>5891526
>no I don't
I'm going to agree with cone tits here

>>5891526
>passing a pretty are 2 different things
That's correct and I want to be pretty. Every girl want to be pretty.

I'm loosing weight (7 kg to go) in hope to achieve that.

>>5891545
KAYLA YOUR CUTE STOP SAYING YOU DON'T PASS

>>5891545
>tfw no ginger
I hope you are grateful for that!

>>5891509
You're cute as. you look like you took this in the bathroom of a quaint tea room while out for lunch with your husband and kids.

Now I'm sad I'll never be that beautiful

>>5891563
Mirin let's talk over skype.

>Polish lady who has done my laser for most of the time goes back to visit family
>Greek lady does mine in her place and uses half the strength compared to last time

WTF usually by the second week all of them fall out but only half of them did this time

GIVE ME BACK MY MONEY!!!

tfw ur little brother won't let you cuddle with him

>>5891540
i get you and i tried to be normal and fit in (as a guy) for so much of my life already, but it's got to the point where i don't even care now. i'm not going to defer my self worth to other people anymore.

>>5891581

cyba why are you so lewd with your bro?

>>5891572
>bitching about laser
bitch you are lucky to be a candidate for laser, try paying $150 for a 2 hour session of electrolysis.

>>5891592
kayla please, this is pretty much the most annoying thing you do, constantly trying to one-up everyone in their struggles, constantly trying to prove you have it worse.

it's such a bitchy thing to do. stop.

>>5891502
If kayla isn't familiar with it dont mention it or she'll become unreasonably angry
>>5891584
Allegedly

>>5891592
are you still making your last name <3

One month till I dye my hair blond! Can't freaking wait!

>>5891599
Life is about one-upping people.

Going shopping today awww yeah. What are your favorite stores/outfits mtfg?

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Tfw you'll always be the ugly - average looking girl

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>>5891641
Depends on your budget really. I usually shop at VS and Old Navy

>tfw ur a girl

:)

>>5891643
iktf

>>5891646
Prove it!

>>5891641
Amazon because I'm both cheap and lazy.

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>>5891643
tfw I'll always be the ugly average looking guy

>>5891649
i have boobs and estrogen and stuff

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>>5891647
It's a bad feel

>>5891651
;-;

>>5891653
i bet you also have a cheeky Y chromosome

>>5891653
That hardly makes you a grill. Fat guys have boobs.
Post butt! The real proof is in the derrière.

>>5891651
>mfw I experienced both

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>>5891651
>tfw frank will never make a new video

>>5891667
Thank fucking god.

>>5891667
He still does

>>5891683
You're an awful person

>>5891666
>>5891647
You don't know that feel. You're fucking beautiful girl <3

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>>5891687
>He still does
he hasn't made another since he went in drag, maybe it was to soften the blow when he comes out as trans.

>>5891691
he's appeared in some collabs since then though, no?

>>5891704
no she hasn't

>>5891709
Kayla are you bi

>>5891710
naw, I do want a bf

>>5891710
no she's borderline

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>>5891691
>asian
>instapass

>>5891712
but I want to be ur gf :(

>>5891718
but I ain't really into other trans people

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>>5891500
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>>5891651
>tfw you will always be the ugly man
>tfw it's not even because of fem features

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anyone here have implants? care to spill the beans about the procedure and how it feels?

>>5891691
He has other chaNnels you know
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-g2xUc1v-tE

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>>5891691
> tfw Filthy Frank passes better than you

>not sexless bi masterrace
>>5891725
They look awful bruh

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>>5891735
same

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>>5891735
iktf

what does it mean when you bleed from your butt but only when you are cycling this months progesterone

>>5891737
better than my boobs do, i want instant boobs

>>5891722
pleb can you get to manhattan on april 19/16th for cuddles i can't afford tickets to the city all the time but i have to go there anyway then (not queens or brooklyn tho)

lily when you are on can you link that website with the nice swords and armour
Ty

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>>5891721
I'll be your bf
femboy bf
>my jaw looks huge in this??dafuq?

>>5891755
It's probably the mirror distortion. Don't worry about it.

>>5891747
Probably means you're running so many pills thru your body that your intestines are bleeding.
>>5891749
As someone whos seen your boobs, no they dont. Nothing is more unsettling about trans individuals than fake boobs.

>>5891755
Lemme be your housewife/racing cheerleader bae

>tfw wideboobs

>>5891762
>Probably means you're running so many pills thru your body that your intestines are bleeding.
yeh ._.
I wish it was because I was intersex and was perioding
I need to get an orchy and go on patches

>>5891765
>tfw noboobs

>>5891755
not into other mtfs

>>5891762
most trans boobs you have seen are hack jobs done under the nipple or under the boob. The best ones to get are under the armpit
http://drmosser.com/before-and-after/transgender/mtf-breast-augmentation-patient-73925/

>>5891765
>wideboobs
https://unsee.cc
/basuzegi/

BA when!?

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gud morning gulls
as of yesterday i am officially on the lady pills!

I told them my name was gray, but they heard "grace", and they called me that the whole time. I was too embarrassed to correct them. I guess this is my name now.
sorry other grace

>>5891774
time to kill myself

>>5891775
told you that place was quick, I think its actually the easiest place to get hrt on earth

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>uber driver: let me get that for you ma'am
>me: [gay man voice] thanks henney!

>>5891770
Not until I kiss you tender, warm you up like a proper lezzie should, grinding/etc...
Get you on your kness, press your face into the bed by the back of your neck and make you go limp in drooling moaning lust after your body gives up. Then hold you close to my chest and envelope you in my warm arms to cuddle you asleep while I kiss your forehead.

>>5891764
Ofc bb, but I'd feel a little guilty. Youre so sweet and innocent, mirin-kun ::)

>>5891759
My eyes have mirror distortion irl
Yay bdd

>>5891770
See whats gross about this isn't where its cut. This looks like someone's skin was unnaturally stretched to give them d cups.
>>5891766
Whats good about being intersex again

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my boobs are wide set and I hate myself for it

https://unsee.
cc/rizadupe/

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>>5891779
they were insanely good! no issues whatsoever. i didnt have insurance so they even helped me sign up for medi-cal so I could get the mones for free. free mones same day, couldnt ask for anything better.

plus they were playing shrek in the waiting room. 10/10 clinic

>>5891767
iktf

>>5891775
Congrats Grace 2!

>tfw you accidentally marathon daredevil season 2

>>5891793
>https://unsee.
>cc/rizadupe/
so much of you is hateable, this doesn't really make the difference

>>5891793
Holy shit. Mine are a touch bigger.. But look exactly same. They're still growing and getting closer together tho
>tfw same sizes as kalya

>>5891793

Bigger than mine.

>>5891798
Any good? I never even finished the first.

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>>5891752
yeah, no doubt. i'm there p mcuh daily.
>>5891765
same.
>tfw this is an accurate drawing
>>5891775
grats senpaitachi

>>5891805
it was violent comic book cheese

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>>5891793
>kaylas turning into a girl

>>5891794
cool, my only gripe is the parking

i'll hit 7 months mones around my birthday an April and i kinda want to do something for it. Always hated birthdays, aging, the attention, cards and presents (hate presents). Kinda want to do something this time. I don't know what, my family say I should do something but I don't want to with them, I could with old friends but people are usually busy and avoid me more since transition. Idk.

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>>5891822
>tfw 27 in june
just...

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dont worry yall, none of your boobs will look as bad as my future boobs. I have these scars next to both nipples from an older surgery, completely unrelated to transness.
anyone who might ever see my bobs will think i have the smallest implants of all time

plus i think the tissue under the scars is like fucked... eh we'll see how it goes...

>>5891810
>>5891796
thank you!

>>5891817
the one i went to had a garage so thankfully there was no problem with that

>>5891828
27 in april senpai and you've been on mones twice as long as me

>>5891831
You have dr cook? I go to the same one, didn't know they had a garage but it don't matter because I drive a lifted truck that won't fit in tight spaces.

>>5891798
I accidentally marathoned ttgl when it came out on netflix. Best mistake of my life.
>>5891828
21 in June. I'll be 13 months mones then.

>>5891828
at least you aren't a 32 year old virgin, you'll probably get SRS before you're 30

>>5891837
ah yep i guess it was the same st. johns. its was very confusing, i circled the block 3 times before i realized where the entrance was

>>5891840
I wish I could be 21 again

>>5891841
I hope, also what did we say about this depressive shit sheen? i know its hard but you have to lose the weight

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>>5891841
>at least you aren't a 32 year old virgin
I am.

>>5891837
>Lifted truck
Every new thing i learn about Kayla...
>>5891848
I wish i could be 14 again, if i transitioned then instead of pussy footing my entire life would probably be way better.

so almost 15 months in my sex drive is coming back with a vengeance, is this normal? I need a penis in me so bad.

>>5891858
Kayl

>>5891858
ur a gaybo

>>5891858
Gross

>>5891858
Mmhmm...

Cocklust is real. Butterflies, right?

Youre in heat

>>5891858
u are disgusting

>>5891874
>Butterflies, right?
kek, I guess, its like a warm feeling emanating from my chest and moving all over my body, then my cheeks get bright red and I start dripping clear slime out of my gt and I can have an orgasm by just thinking about sucking a dick, its really strange like no feeling I have had before.

>>5891881
kayla please don't

>>5891881
Yeah, I know i'm a couple months behind you but my new antidepressants activated it.

Getting all hot,... Wanting something in you... Urge to grind but having a dick makes it weird.

Iktf. It started 2 weeks ago

>>5891881
Kayla

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>>5891892
yeah its weird, like I just feel like bouncing up and down on something when it happens
like I will throw my dil on my bathroom wall and just fuck myself silly, till my tits are bouncing and my ass is making slapping noises as it bounces against the tile wall, I really wish I had a real dick to bounce on

>>5891887
>>5891898
what's going on? did I miss something?

also the op is nice

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>go to bed with a case of dicklust
>wake up in morning, immediately thinking about taking dick
>open mtfg, we're talking about dicks

>>5891901
KAYLA

>>5891904
>we
I didnt sign up for this. 2Lewd.
>>5891901
Agp

(._. )

>>5891904
you probably shouldn't open your irc client

>>5891906
what?

>>5891904
ain't life grand?

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>>5891904
>mfw you though we wouldn't be talking about dicks

Also check out how beautiful the rock is

>>5891916
OK SERIOUSLY THO HE GORGEOUS

>>5891904
The signs are clear then, post dick ;)

>>5891913
maddie are you ok don't be sad

i love u maddie

>>5891916
Samoan doesn't do it for me but he is such a cool, friendly guy.

>>5891928
oh shit what no, no, dear god... that's not you is it?

>>5891928
>https://unsee.
>cc/matorugi/
are you fkn serious kayla. you are not normal

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>>5891912
S-sorry

>>5891914
I see nothing out of the ordinary? o.o

>>5891916
>tfw I've had arguments with my ex before about Dwayne Johnson and if he's attractive
>tfw he admitted that he might sleep with a guy, but the rock was just way too muscly
Pleb tier taste

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>>5891928
hot

>>5891928
that thigh gap though

>tfw will never breed kayla's bp

>>5891937
>>5891932
>>5891942
WHAT DID I MISSS!?

>>5891930
wait i typed my trip wrong im sorry

>>5891949
kayla legit posted an unsee to her bp spread open.

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>ywn cuddle with will

>>5891953
Damn... Any screenshots.. Anyone :(

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>tfw finally have a bf and his 8 inch coke-can dick to suck

>>5891959
nope sorry. also unsee plasters the image with your IP to stop this.

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>>5891941
I wish I could post that gif again as a reaction to that.
>implying anyone would turn down Dwayne, the rock's Johnson

>>5891932
Half Samoan half black. Shit son they're beautiful.

>>5891924
Pic. Very. Related

>>5891963
>half black
lighskin i presume? he doesn't look like a spook.

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>>5891916
>tfw literally have cut-outs of 2 rocks and a stone cold in my kitchen

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>>5891959
>wanting to see Kayla's bp

>>5891960
see kayla looks like you and could get a bf easy if she put herself out there

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>>5891960
>tfw no dick in many years

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>>5891953
Like goatse style? Fucking gross

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>>5891960
grats senpai.

>>5891976
Your trip died

Do you have toys?

It should be illegal to be trans without some kind of toy

>>5891968
nostalgia'd the fuck out at that.
in elementary, a friend of mine introduced me to wrestling. his favourite was stone cold, my "favourite" was the rock (i honestly think it was just because of the name ahah)
do you remember when rikishi admitted to using the rocks car to mame stone cold, clearing the rock of those charges?
ahh such dramu and as kids we bought into it.

>>5891977
no. her cheeks spread apart not her actual chute.

>>5891977
it was actually cute

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>>5891963
I wouldn't turn down the chance. He is admittedly a bit excessively large these days.

>>5891981
Toys and willing participant with a girthy strapon

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>>5891775
Nice! I wish I could be making this post right now but
> tfw 6 month waiting list

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>>5891972
i don't see the resemblance tbdesu, maybe in an alternate universe where i was a crackhead i'd end up looking like her
>>5891976
dicks are p easy to get
finding a perfect thick meaty one is hard tho, even harder finding it attached to someone who wants to wife you and introduce you to his parents
>>5891978
tanks c:

>>5891989
Stop that's not excessive it just means I wouldn't be able to get away <3

My dream he was cuddling me was glorious ;n;

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>>5891997
He looks like he could snap me in half... ;~;
..that's definitely kind of hot in its own way though

Sounds like a more exciting dream than mine, I got stranded in a Jewish cemetery in the rocky mountains

>>5891995
My fiancee has a bomb pussy tho. She don't want no dicks in her (my) BP. >>5892005
That is everything I look for in a man. Well why don't you daydream about him wrapping you in the gunshow

>>5891995
>i don't see the resemblance tbdesu, maybe in an alternate universe where i was a crackhead i'd end up looking like her
rude desu

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>>5891987
> tfw when you miss it.

>>5891874
>Butterflies

I thought i was the only one who had it, did it just appear out of nowhere for you earlier this week?

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>mfw when I still have beard shadow after shaving

>>5892020
masturbating to crazy is the first stepping stone to sticking your dick in crazy
don't do it

>>5891993
Tfw year + waiting list, fuck the NHS desu.

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>>5892017
kayla's never been nice to me

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>>5892022
iktf hardcore.

>>5892023
>tfw in love with Kayla
>tfw Kayla's straight
>tfw no autism gf

>tfw watching rope bondage tutorials on youtube
>tfw nobody to tie me up like this

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>>5892008
But I'm already daydreaming about getting spitroasted by two very realistic and attainable guys. Not sure if down to earth fantasy or not.

>>5892034
;_;

>>5892022
that statue is AESTHETIC

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>>5892031
> mfw I also ktf hardcore

>>5892034
Trip on rapey

>>5892043
who's rapey?

>>5892035
And you're posting here instead of it happening?......... I'm sorry I don't follow

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>>5892041
ikr

>>5892046
rapey is edgar aka edie

>Missed Kayla's cocklust peaking and her talking lewdly
>Missed seeing her bp
Aw man.
She's not going to do anything crazy for hours now. What else am I going to do for entertainment?

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So when you gals took that Isidewith poll online, who did you end up siding with?

I got 87% Ted cruz and 83% Trump but thats only because Ted fucking cruz lies about his immigration policies. He is not serious the fucker has multiple times supported immigration and path to citizenship so my actual result was Donald Trump.

>>5892057
wait what? edgar and edie are the same person?
how did i not know this?

>>5892047
I'm not sure, I have a tendency to let my dreams be dreams more often than I should. ;~;

>>5892062
85% Emma Goldman, 78% Karl Marx, 90% Nestor Makhno

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Yo, sup guiz

>>5892062
Sanders on most things, but Trump on a few key issues.

>>5892073
Get out of here you commie jew.

>>5892076
>but Trump on a few key issues.
Immigration?

>>5892062
Trump and Rand and then Bernie

>>5892078

What are you wearing right now?

>>5892068
Anon is just memeing on you

>>5892068
Nah edie is dollface, Edgar is noelle or robin

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>>5892022
>1. Lightly exfoliate with a facecloth.
>2. Put a thin layer of coconut oil on under whatever shaving cream you use.
>3. Shave against the grain, anywhere on your face.

If you don't trust me then don't do the third part, but you will never get closer without a coconut oil pre-shave.

>>5892077
how did you guess..
oh i managed to find my exact results

Sanders:
Economic, environmental, social, healthcare, education, electoral issues.

Trump:
Immigration, science, criminal issues.

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>>5892071
Never has this been more appropriate. Go on git it

>>5892080
Just panties sick fuck

>>5892082
oh of course. i forgot that was noelle.

>>5892087

Post em

>>5892089
no wth is wrong with you dude ur sick....

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>>5892091

don't be shy to post your boyclit

please tell me how worthless i am, /mtfg/. ( ・ω・)

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>>5892078
>That order
Neat

>>5892084
I only sided with sanders on science, NASA should get more funding but we should focus more on real science and stop humping space because star trek nerds want to fucking cruise on the enterprise.

>>5892091
Post just your panties. That way we can imagine you taking a pic of your panties in the nude.

Imagination is more fun.

>>5892096
>>5892100
stop bullying me...
>>5892098
tfw no national socialist president

:')

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>tfw I got sirred over 18 times today at work.

Welp so much for ffs helping.
And people don't believe me when I tell them that ffs masculized my face.

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>>5892105
>bullying me...

b-but.. your the only bullying me by not posting your smooth legs in pink panties

>>5892106
Pics

>>5892113
how do you know they're pink


!!!!!!!!!

>>5892105
>bullying
It's not bullying, it's just sexual harassment.

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>>5892062

>>5892118
>wearing anything but shimapan
lose my number...

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>>5892115
Everyone knows what I look like
http://imgur.com/AwfB9x0

>>5892084
What's Trump's stance on science?

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>>5892105
The council of knights are gathering in Europe, Farage the bantmaster is rallying his forces in every pub around England, Jimmy the Viking is rallying housecarls all around and Le Pen the shieldmaiden got her french knights on the rise too. And Orban the hunn is building a new great wall of Yurop together with the other slavic tribes. And in Greece we got the hoplites of golden dawn amassing forces.

A new age is dawning.

Autism aside tho nationalists and right wingers are on the rise over here and if Trump wins thats also sort of a win in the american hemisphere. He's not perfect but he's better than the alternative desu.

hheelloo

>>5892128
>That face
>sirred
What the hell did you do since taking that picture to make you get sirred?
Your face is far too soft and your hair far too long to get sirred.
Are you built like a bodybuilder or something?

I know you probably don't like your nose but I think it's cute in an unconventional way.

>>5892132
Get the fuck out and kindly do like your hero did.

>>5892128
Maybe if you smiled more like the qt girl you are, you wouldn't be misgendered.

>>5892132
also why do you post here
>>5892140
>>5892140
>>5892140


captcha:1945

>tfw you keep forgetting to take your meds almost every day

maybe I should just detrans
>>5892124
The two pairs I own are in the washer, so for now I have to deal with my baby pink panties. Sorry kid..
>>5892119
o///o
>>5892132
And it's only 3 months into 2016. This is going to be an interesting year

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>>5892140
You sound scared, are you hispanic?
Wheres your green card senorita?

>>5892128
Cute.

>>5892132
You're aware that Le Pen is more socialist on economic issues than the French socialist party itself, are you? Her party is a socially conservative version of the old communist party these days.

>>5892131
I answered no to funding space travel, but marked it as less important. i don't think it should necessarily be targeted for cuts but i see it as kinda low priority.

that's literally the only "science" answer covered there. probably becaise it's the only aspect of science that's really impacted by policy.

I noticed actually, domestic policy! I really agree with him on that lmao.

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>>5892062
wtf I hate shillary

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>tfw making fast food

>>5892151
Well as long as they're French I dont mind if they ruin their country with communism or what have you but its such a shame seeing immigrants tear down a great country.

>>5892154
she lies. simple. so you agree with what she professes to stand for, but she doesn't.

>>5892132
>The council of knights are gathering in Europe, Farage the bantmaster is rallying his forces in every pub around England
Ah yes, Farage's stunning victory of 1 seat in the House of Commons.

>>5892154
>wtf I hate shillary
Take the results with a grain of salt, these are just the policies they stand for officially, its up to you to decide the credibility of the candidate. So just knock hillary off and ask yourself if you trust the candidate 2nd to her on the poll. Repeat process until you got a candidate.

>>5892165
Because of retarded british delegation system that doesn't represent votes proportionally.

We should make the next version a tribute to Erin and her gf who both killed themselves ;_;

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>>5892155

elanna i found what you were talking about, basically that butterfly in stomach feeling/cocklust is estrogen giving everybody regular female arousal.

http://thoughtcatalog.com/lorenzo-jensen-iii/2014/10/36-women-describe-what-sexual-arousal-feels-like-nsfw/

>>5892171
who

>>5892169
>Because of retarded british delegation system that doesn't represent votes proportionally.
It's a good thing Corbyn wants to change that isn't it then?

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>>5892154
You like the face she put on as of late though. I do too, but knowing that it is just a face fucking wrecks it.
>>5892145
iktf tho. I forget to take them when I wake up, but like by 4-ish I remember everyday.

>>5892147
Let me spell it out. The only day of the rope is when every stormweenie realizes their ideology is meaningless and that the actual rulers of their nation don't want to deal with a bunch of fat, inbred turds like you in ruling the place.

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>>5892120
>You behind the fence

>>5892157
Honestly, the only idiots tearing down France these days are our small business owners. The day they understand that systematic fraud, minimal risk, maximal gross profit and treating customers like shit is no way to run a company, the country will do a lot better. That's probably the only application of the free market I'd condone: stop supporting those retards through fiscal spending and let them go bankrupt.

>>5892178
So do others but you dont have to vote for a self hating retarded marxist like Corbyn.

Out of all the trips that elanna crushed on who do you think was the most damaged by it?

>>5892185
memes :)

>>5892175
wait what

that's what female arousal feels like? that's a thing? I guess it makes sense but I never thought it was a sexual thing.

That feel when I'm addicted to that feeling and I want to get fucked hard every day o///o fuck estrogen.... It broke my brain

>>5892191
You sound really PC though judging off your test.

>>5892169
Farage's stunning victory of 12% of the votes.

Do you know why retards like you get voted in in the Euros? Because the only people who vote in the euros are senile old coots and unironic tards like you. Farage's welsh seats in the EP are entirely due to english pensioners registering in Wales, which ironically means they're actually sucking up the european aid that Wales needs for shit that isn't old nostalgics for the empire.

>>5892189
I'm pretty sure she only crushed on one trip and one anon that's it.

>>5892195
you sound like someone who's only sources of news are /pol/ and breitbart judging off your posts

>>5892187
How do you propose the UK gets electoral reform without some kind of deal with Corbyn?

>>5892200
I actually watch all manner of news, I actually enjoy the most liberal media like The Young Turks simply because I want to see how they angle the media and to see what they feed the sheeple.

I also like the butthurt narratives whenever people I like are brought up, kek.

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>>5892198
>tfw crush on raifu for years but never have the time to talk to her
;_;

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>>5892204
Corbyn should take a long swim out in the ocean with weights tied to his ankles.

>>5892207
>sheeple
>pc
>Swedish guy caring this much about american politics
>in a mtf general

what are you doing

>>5892207
>the young turks
>mainstream

>>5892204
Clearly the old inbreds who vote for UKIP will rise up any time soon.

>>5892209
are you me?

>>5892189
I covered a pricey dinner, does that count as damaged?

>>5892212
I look forward to UKIP's stunning victory of 2 seats next general election.

I bought a Confederate Jack and a Knights Templar Flag

Which one should I put on the wall behind me so my webcam can see it?

>>5892221
Hang yourself instead
Deus vult

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>>5892175
>those descriptions
Yuuuuup, minus the ones about any sort of wetness it's pretty much bang on.
>tfw all you can think about is sex nonstop and it's pretty great except for the fact that there's no relief right now
;______;

>>5892189
Pls, I've crushed on two trips and one anon, and one of those trips wasn't even interested in me in that way cuz straight.

>>5892193
>and I want to get fucked hard every day o///o fuck estrogen....

Let me guess, the whole day do you have a warm tingly feeling in your body that makes you fantasize about being kissed and fucked by a cute guy?

>>5892209
Are you still with Sophie?

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>>5892216
maybe
>tfw the fawning has lasted over 2 years

>>5892231
yes, engaged actually and our parents know

>>5892226
>God will never EVER will you to die

why is he so cruel
>>5892230
In my head its a cute transgirl but yeah.. Essentially that's how it goes.

>>5891514
He really doesn't. That's a guy's body through and through.

>>5892233
Why did you come back

>partner is sad that I'm leaving to go to work
>says "I'm gonna kidnap you and keep you here forever"
>mfw my eyes roll back and I get faint with pleasure involuntarily hearing that even tho it was a joke
>mfw they're like "omg r u OK"
>y-ya, I'm ok

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>>5892244
I know that feel

>you will never be someone's pet

http://strawpoll.me/7124433

>>5892234


Yea but transgirls cant get the erections your desiring, if your fucked by a transgirl you wouldnt really feel it...

but it its from an guy's erection....

///-///

>>5892241
because it is fun

>>5892214
Just an example, I got a bunch of american news channel on my TV, just dismissing your notion of someone who only reads one kind of news. I read plenty of the bullshit news you suck up.

>>5892221
Dope but do you got a collection of knight figures from all of the most prominent holy orders? The templars, The hospitalliers and Teutons should be minimum.

>>5892251
The only times I have ever enjoyed getting fucked it was by a transgirl. I don't like guys that much. Cock lust is really real though and I'm feeling it

>>5892251
I get rock hard just fine.

>>5892251
Are you baiting matie
I'm a passing transgirl who gives off girly social vibes and I can get hard and fuck. daily if you give me a while to shed atrophy.

It's more of an "I'm servicing this girl" feeling for me tho desu famiglia..

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>>5892250
#wearecartman

>>5892250
If he does leave, his final line better be "Screw you guys, i'm going home"

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>>5892213
>what are you doing
This is how I make all my friendships, I stick around until they get used to me.

>>5892257
I want to at least get Knights of St John cause I have lineage in that sect.

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>>5892251
>boy penis

>>5892261
#JesuisCartman

>>5892265
>tfw have hemmorhoids or something and bleed after getting fucked or it just stings sometimes
>tfw my fuckhole is broke

>>5892175
:(
>ywn receive sexual release

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>>5892263
FUCK OFF
FUCK OFF
GET THE FUCK OUTTTTTT
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY

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>>5892263
Apparently that's how Chris Chan made friends too

>>5892269
Once it's good though it's good forever.

>tfw you just want to get held down and ravaged

Why did the estrogen God do this to me

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>>5892272
Alright I'll go play some vidya just gonna leave this here, it's an anime girl cheering for trump.

>>5892278
Idk if my butt will ever be good it might just be permanently fucked

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>>5892282
>tfw permanently fucked butt

>>5892284
Stop taunting me with your ability to have pleasurable sex without being stopped over the toilet in pain 2 hr after you fucking stacies reee

>>5892250
tfw only no vote ;_;

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>>5892278
>>tfw you just want to get held down and ravaged
>Why did the estrogen God do this to me

I used to be disgusted at the idea of being a slut but estrogen is making me into one.

tfw when i will never have casual sex like Red.

>>5892263
when are you taking hrt?

>>5892282
>>5892284
Post fucked butts already!
Fuckin teases.

>>5892284
so can you two actually do butt stuff yet or no

>>5892287
Have you tried thigh fucking? It's still very pleasurable and you still feel like a little fucking cumdumpster whore from it, but it doesn't feel like anything besides big hard cock rubbing against your thighs. Before I liked anal that was what I was into 100% it's fucking great honestly. If you have a thigh gap though you may be fucked, it's about having healthy thighs. When I've fucked thighs before being a top it just feels like pussy kinda, it still feels really good but it doesn't feel as intimate as ravaging someone.

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>mom gives me an old dress of hers as a peace offering
>really tacky and see though
>she hands me a "dress liner"
>didn't know a dress liner was a thing
looks cuter than the actual dress lol, and super comfy

>>5892296
>tfw unfeminine ass that only gay men would want
http://m.imgur.com/VVk9Jlk

>>5892294
I still don't like the idea of casual sex. I mean yeah I get off to the idea of it in my head but in practice it's never good. Friends but a little extra is much nicer desu. Randos you'll never meet again is scary

>>5892318
iktf when flatbutt ;_;

>>5892318
dude you are wearing mom jeans

>>5892325
Which look great and are in style--if you actually have a nice body

>>5892269
I think I have this aswell. My hole just aches softly after I toy myself. It can last almost 2 days. Also happens after a big shit

>>5892308
post dress

>>5892318
Looks ok in that pic, would squeeze.

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>>5892331
>giving a fuck about whats in style
sheep

>>5892340
I noted that because you are objectively and subjectively wrong. It both looks great and plenty of babes rock it in the summer

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>>5892269
What kinda lube do you use? Are you using enough?

>>5892340
For once I agree with you, but most stuff you wear still looks like shit and you're not doing it ironically so it's still shit. If you did it ironically then eventually people would do it unironically and then you'll have started a fashion trend