/mtfg/ Big D edition

burning bush

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Kero

poster below this is fat and ugly

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>>5889917
>But it's mine ;~; What do I gain by sharing with you...?

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>tfw no big d

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>>5889917
i know, 400mg spiro + banana shake
potassium overdose
im ded

>>5889928
And it's true, lol.

show me your butt already

>>5889933
hi

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>mfw had to stop talking hormones for about two months and it feels like I've lost all I had gained

I'm back on it, but fuck, it's going to be weeks before I feel even remotely feminine.

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So today I went to buy a girly sweater in guymode, and the cashier said "Oh, you must be buying this for your girlfriend. I wish my daughter knew a handsome guy like you"
> mfw

>>5889939
Let her hook you up, for all you know her daughter is into transgrills.

i'm on the way home from the city from seeing my bf!
it was amazing and i got gendered female like 9 times out of 10 and even stopped by the security guard while going in the guys bathroom c:

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>>5889933
> tfw you have a big D, but you want to cut it off.
Why did God make me?>>5889934

>>5889941
Wait, girls can't use the guy's bathroom whenever they want? Does there need to be a line to the girl's bathroom before that's acceptable or what?

>>5889897
I'm glad!

>>5889909
If I'm working my same job even a year from now I oughta off myself. >.> Hope you figure out what you wanna do about it.

>>5889941
did you dick him?

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>>5889940
That would be pretty awesome t b h

>>5889942
Isn't that better for SRS, though? Maybe G-D doesn't hate you as much as you think.

>>5889944
thats how i feel about my job right now. even with another promotion and pay raise it's still kind of a dead end and just overall unfullfilling work.

i think im gonna take the promotion but still keep trying to find something else. more money for the meantime and it'll make my resume look even better

>>5889945
Don't be lewd Anonymous, obviously Kiwi isn't the kind of girl that dicks and tells.

>tfw sick
>tfw it drops your voice down an octave
do i kill myself now or keep repressing?

>>5889951
Sounds like a good plan.

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>>5889956
What a sick drop

>>5889943
idk but the guy was like "miss! MISS!" grabbed my sleeve and said "this is the MEN'S room" and I was like "I have a penis" and he was like oh.. ok lmao
anyway I'll post all about it when I get home I have a 2 hour train ride

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>>5889927
>Mado
*bite* c:
>>5889931
I do need friends...
>>5889934
It'll be okay, I ate all those oranges once ^_^

just out of curiosity what % of people who take hormones want to actually go mtf? I get the expressing yourself as other gender but never understood wanting to swap genitalia. This isn't meant as a hateful comment btw

>>5889971
I'd rather have a vagina that works (well, somewhat) than a penis that doesn't.

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Why are people such bullies ;_;

>>5889980
chaser

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i thought i looked so great today but i got sirred a million times at work sooo whatever i guess. check out these horsepills.

>>5889978
wah?

>>5889951
show butte

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>>5889981
My ex isn't a chaser

>>5889984
hulk hands

>>5889939
At least you didn't have a family member call you manly today ;-;

>>5889991
I meant you

>>5889996
But I want boy penis! ;~;

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>tfw gf loves my cock
>tfw intersex and its a functionally useless lump of surgically enhanced amalgam of fused genital flesh and testosterone fueled erogenous phallus meat
>tfw wish could shoot a proper load into her butt
>tfw she makes me wet and leaky as fuck tho
>srs when
>praying scars where my urethra used to be haven't made potential srs results terrible

>>5890001
dont fetishize my bt

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all I will ever be is a manly man
why oh why am I even alive

this jaw could cut glass

>>5889971
No, don't worry, it's not an unreasonable question. Basically there are three main groups taking male to female cross-sex hormones: transwomen that get sex reassignment surgery (or want to), transwomen that don't want sex reassignment surgery but consider themselves women, and men that don't consider themselves women but want a more feminine body or altered sex drive or whatever (go visit /femgen/ if you want to know more about that) or because they have a fetish for it (visit /agpgen/ for that). I don't think there's ever been a reliable evaluation of exactly what the percentages are in each case, there are lots of boundary cases and people that defy easy classification and such, but there seem to be plenty in all three of those categories at least.

>>5889996
She's a terrible chaser. I had to literally grab her wrist and put her hand on my girl tinkler.

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>>5889992
calm ur rage

So I've been on skittles for 6 months now and breasts are becoming a thing, hair is doing weird things, and my ass is starting to fill out. However I have super muscular arms (never been to a gym) and they look super out of place with the rest of my body. Is there anything I can do to combat this?

>>5890006
hey kayla

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>>5889970
aaaaaaaa so lewddddd. I'm gonna force feed you aicd

>>5890006
you look like kiwi there

>>5890006
show me your butt

>>5890015
I'm Kevin the manly man, haven't you ever seen a man as manly as me? I mean who could ever mistake me as a girl? What was I thinking drinking the trans kool aid?

>>5889305
wait is this true fuck

>>5890010
is that algebra?

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>>5890005
Why not, I personally find your bt very attractive

>>5890026 >> >>5890026

I want to breastfeed Kayla!

>>5890030
parametric equations so yeah. some algebra, some calculus.

>>5890036
*Kevin

>>5890032
it's soaked in precum desu

>>5890028
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>>5890028
pls respond

>>5890003
>its a functionally useless lump of surgically enhanced amalgam of fused genital flesh and testosterone fueled erogenous phallus meat
I feel terrible for fetishizing what sounds like a condition you don't like being stuck with but oh my god, why does your description make that sound so incredibly appealing?

O //// O

>>5890006
this is a nice pic

>>5890043
Probably not true. Sublingual increases my levels.

>>5890043
Its a god damn lie. I was on injections for 5 months and my levels were all over the place. Subligual is god and only trolls say otherwise.

>>5890047
for a guy trying to show his chin off maybe but not a nice pic for a girl trying to score some penis in her face.

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>>5890050
Really? I wanted to do injections just for the fun of doing injections but if they suck what's the point

>>5890052
show me your butt

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>>5890042
C-can I see?

>>5890028
>>5890043
Not all endos know what they're talking about and few seem to agree

>>5890053
Like I said, its an old hons tale. Injections are crap, and get absorbed at weird intervals. Under the tongue is the most consistent.

>>5890053
I haven't heard that injections are inferior to tablets from anyone but Kayla, for what it's worth; I thought the reason everyone didn't do it mainly came down to expense and / or fear of needles, but maybe some actual medical studies would be a better source than anecdotes...

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>organising party
>invite my sjw friends
>a bit worried this might cause problems cuz another friend has a hateboner for them
>said friend asks if she can invite her 40 year old bf that everyone hates
>dont know how to say no
This is gonna be a disaster isn't it?

>>5890058
Or maybe I was thinking of patches? Hmm... Yeah, I think I was thinking of those, I don't actually know about injections at all.

>>5890061
nice doge

>>5890058
I will fucking do an injection on tiny chat rn if you want me to, they are fucking baloney.

>>5890028
maybe for getting faster results it would be shit tier to take sublingual vs shots, but the end result is still the same.

>>5889813
the lead singer of system of a down is a chaser?

>tfw you have two X chromosomes but still have a Y

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Can you guys keep the mentally ill shitposters out of /femgen/?

Please take them back they ruin everything.

>>5890050
injections boosted my progress lol you just have to do them and take e bewteen shots.

>>5890066
I'm not sure what that would prove, but I'm not in tiny chat at the moment so it doesn't matter, I guess you could do it for the people that are there if they want to see it?

>>5890006
you look fine except for your shadow
remember orange lipstick under your foundation neutralizes beard shadow

Tfw you pass as a masculine cis woman

Just fucking end my life

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>>5890075

>>5890046
its just a weird looking small looking dick which has always had a hrt line with some minor scarring on the underside and which gets moist and smells like pussy when aroused. still interested? you've got to fight my fiancee to feast upon my mutant flesh and i was raped when i was 12 so i'll just cry the whole time senpai

u choose

>>5890081
>not plucking every hair that ever existed on your face.

>>5890084
please

tc link?

>>5890075
I'm pretty sure that most of them are /femgen/ home-grown, really; /mtfg/ isn't responsible for creating every weirdo that decides he's going to start messing with his hormones you know...

>>5890075
Can't handle a mtpre-tftm?

>>5890089
http://tiny
chat.com/therapedungeon

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>the girl I eat lunch with who comments on my appearance asks for my phone number during lunch today
>text her this evening asking if there's any reason she keeps making comments (today she said "I don't know if you identify as a man or a woman", to which I shrugged)
>she mumbles some explanation about some people being like that and changes the subject
>now we're talking about the act of speaking
H-help

>>5890075

Your the mentally ill one, why not stay in /gaygen/ and stop complaining that femboys are taking whormones?

do I pass?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nexRi-g8y5g

>>5890091
>>5890090

no its just two posters they literally have taken over the thread if you filter them 3/4th of the posts are gone

>>5890096
>whormones
this had nothing to do with that

>>5890101
send them over here i like crazy people i wanna talk about injecting alcohol in my balls to kill my t production.

>>5890107

Yes it does you ugly disgusting obese bearded fuck, stop going into femgen and being offended that its a bunch of guys who are feminine and not masc like you.

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>>5890018
Mado I'm bored entertain me.

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>>5890107
I'm not sure you can remove the mentally ill people from 4chan, let alone femgen

>>5890085
The answer would have been yes but not if it would make you cry; sorry if I brought up some bad memories. :\ And not that I'd want to come between you two but your fiancee would probably win the fight anyways, I'm a total wimp, haha. Do you two know yet when you will be getting married? Well, I hope you two remain happy together 'til then, and have a happy married life after, haha; good luck to both of you. :3

>>5890115
no it dosent im on moans myself

:^)

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>>5890116
Play yume nikki..? and why is this my job

>>5890101
Which ones; if Mado's one of them, well, I think Mado still claims to be a boy so there's not much we can do about it I think, hehe, he's your problem until he changes pronouns. :)

>>5890123

I dont carebif your taking testosterone boosters just go to mascgen you disgusting chub.

>>5890095
keep that person

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>>5890130
Uh hue hue hue. I don't even post there. But I just did cause y not

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>tfw no gf

>>5890136
Apparently she's really happy to have someone she can text whenever about whatever

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I heard Adri packed up and left the general a while ago without a reason. What did you catty trolls do now?

>tfw mom comments on how feminine you are
>tfw mom calls you her daughter
>tfw mom just sent me a snapchat calling me the queen
>tfw not even out yet
idk if she knows or if she's just trying being cruel.

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>>5890140
>tfw

Faye and I are gonna go to this underground thingy tonight and get drunk again with my friends, I'm essitedddd ^_^

>>5890137
Oh, huh; I thought you used to at least. Sorry, I haven't been keeping track of what goes on in /femgen/ lately. (By the way, do you still prefer being considered a boy or what? No judgement, just curious.)

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>>5890140
>tfw no bf

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>>5890151
>>5890154
Why is life so cruel?

>>5889990
That's still strangely cute. Even if she's just teasing you because how girly you look now.

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>>5890153
I haven't cared in a long senpai i'm whatever others wanna call me.

>>5890006
keep going Kayla, believe me I know how much electrolysis sucks and how slow the progress is but once you're done it will be gone for good and you will never have to shave again

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>>5890157
Because life is a meaningless empty void that throws nothing but hardship at you. Then you die.

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>>5890168
What? No I'm completely fine! *fakes smile*

>>5890121
between next fall to fall after. i want srs before my wedding day so i don't have to tuck my my obscene herm fuckstick while putting on my white dress

haha don't worry, my ex tried to blow me once and i punched him in the face. my fiancee is the only person i've been with who i haven't ended up crying or laughing hysterically with when they've touched me. ever tried fucking someone who is laughing like a madwoman until their voice breaks, they laugh like a madman instead? not very sexy desu

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>>5890161
Aww, okay; I'll just call you Mado then, no need for pronouns, haha.

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>>5890168

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>>5890173
Kero kero kero

>>5890168
it's the best joke ever told

>>5890140
your skype is do not disturb, is that on purpose or not? idk I just didnt know whether or not you wanted me to message you yet.

post friday night bangers
https://youtu.be/JM07HYSGVho

>>5890180
You can talk to me whenever, I have it on DnD so I don't get spammed with notifications from various group chats.

>>5890174
My aunt was right.
Transition was a mistake

>tfw super happy kissing Faye and being gay wit her the last few days but Mtfg seems depressed

I-I hope you are all doing well ;3;

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>>5890171
Me too :D

>>5890178
God isn't noted for being a great comedian

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>>5890182
im not sure its a banger but its a great song i found tonight
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0pVABElms84

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>>5890082
At least you pass f a m

>>5890188
I'm thinking of detransition

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>>5890188
> mtfg seems depressed
So business as usual?

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>>5890172
>maniacal laughing during sex
That sounds amazing actually, haha; anyways, I'm glad you're comfortable with her, that's probably a good sign when considering someone for marriage, hehe, best wishes!

>>5890200
everyone seemed happier talking about dick

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>>5890191

>>5890188
Yeah we don't pass so we weren't invited to the hang out.

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>>5890211

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>>5890195
Don't do it. If you were miserable enough as a guy to transition in the first place, your just going to be miserable when you go back. Shit may suck now, but it's better to stick on it, on the hope you may end up as a happy girl, than garentee you will be a miserable guy

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>>5890205
So we should make this a cute guys thread!

why don't you own side-tide panties /mtfg/?

>>5890224
looks like someone gets it!

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>tfw you begin to realize how expensive make-up is
Shit, I gotta wagie harder than I've been.
>>5890006
I'll show you a fucking manly jaw senpai.

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>>5890224

>>5890235
is sonic on meth or something now?

>>5890235
>wearing an umaru hoodie in public

>>5890235
I asked her not to post that

>>5890240
lots of meth
in fact we're eating meth right now

>>5890224
is this an excuse to get people to post pretransition pics

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hi thread

>>5890242
>hoodie
that's a cape.

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>>5890224

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Should I create an OKC profile, Y/N?

What if OKC archives my pics even after I delete my profile? I am scared!

>>5890259
Just don't post anything you wouldn't want your grandmother to see and you should be fine.

>>5890259
>What if OKC archives my pics even after I delete my profile? I am scared!
What woudl they do with your archived pics? Do you think they would leave them publicly accessible?

>>5890149
I want this and I know you are enjoying it.

>tfw no gf

>>5890254
post butt

>tfw only pass in pictures

Tfw gf brings you sushi but ur too sad to eat.
Also if I don't post tomorrow then I died from spiro overdose.

>>5890262
It's probably more likely that guys might download them and pass them around the internet, but I guess that's a risk when you post pics anywhere.

>>5890254
why do you look like a man still?

If you have never played Crazy Taxi and gotten at least a Class A license, you are officially a hon.
There is no argument, you either play Crazy Taxi or you're a fucking clock box.

>>5890275
o///o

>>5890276
>tfw face looks longer in pictures than in mirror
What do I believe? How do I angles? I believe my eyes more than I believe a camera but it's weird I can't recreate what I see.

>>5890284
butt now, please and thank you

>>5890280
I started taking high dose testosterone for fun a few months ago desu

>>5890289
I don't have any butt pics on my phone. maybe when I get home in like 15mins but probably not

>>5890295
butt

>>5890282
All hail sega

>>5890063
Why would patches be inferior to tablets?

I thought the commonly accepted tiers were injections = patches (depending on who you ask) >>> pills > POWER GAP > gel? I mean, what makes patches worse than pills?

>>5890267
I have mixed feelings about it
I want to come out on my own terms but my mom is always on to me no matter what I do

>>5890085
Are you secretly Yasu from Seacats?

>>5890305
Well, right.
Even if she becomes 100% aware of exactly what you're doing and keeps wanting you to admit it, you can still officially admit it whenever you want to. On the plus side the fact that she's figuring it out and is teasing you about it means she's more accepting of it than paranoid or angry.

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>tfw if you transitioned you'd be a tomboy
>tfw that would exclude you from passing unless your body was literally femininity itself

>>5890310
passing as a tomboy isn't hard

>tfw gf went to sleep an hour ago
>trying not to wake her up
>three of my fingers in my butt and moaning into the pillow while on my phone with /mtfg/, /femgen/ and /lesgen/ tabs open
>gf is snoring gently, dead to the world
>my fetish is jilling off in secret when she doesn't realise and being embarrassed when she finds out/if she catches me

i feel like a bigger deviant than edgar desu

>>5890310
Just do what makes you happy. You have balls, act like it.

>>5890302
Oh no, I was saying that I've heard patches are better because they keep levels more uniform, sorry I wasn't clear.

>tfw ur a girl

:)

>>5890308
literally W H O

>>5890315
Only in the physical sense.

>>5890313
Wouldn't it be a little?
Like how would I?

>>5890313
Is it? Not that Anon but I'd think it'd be harder. I'd think there would need to be enough physical femininity to otherwise offset the expressed masculinity.

>>5890322
>>5890325
If you'r enot particualrly feminine you just get read as a dyke.

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>>5890319
:)

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>>5890319
>doushio.jpg

Complex conversations can be carried out entirely in meme at this point, can't they?

>Shakka, when the walls fell.

>>5890326
Hmm.
Dyke and tomboy aren't exactly the same thing but I can see the crossover.

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>>5890319
>ywn ktf

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What is lower on the social totem pole
The chaser or the MtF?

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>>5890328

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>>5890278
>tfw all the best sushi in the world wouldnt make you feel better right now

>>5890334
The chaser can stop chasing.
The MtF has to stop being an MtF.
The one who can't stop without killing themselves is lower. So the MtF.

Met a bunch of new people today and going crazy about whether they clocked me or not. One guy talked to me about birth control but someone else mentioned being queer to me so idk. I think everyone knows I'm a tranny. It's not gonna be a big deal because it's a supportive environment but I would've preferred to pass. What's a shemale to do

>>5890334
Mtf because you're comparing a mental disorder that has become cushioned by PC police to a fetishist.
Even before the sjws, chasers were lesser if they were known.

>>5890334
the chaser and the mtf are more similar than either would like to admit
they should be nice to each other and fall in love :3

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>>5890334
>anime with fedora tipper tier taste in books

>>5890345
>tfw being who you are is considered by some to be a mental disorder

So it turns out im 5 7" not 5 9". I've also been wearing big shoes apparently, a size down prob but my feet are still pretty big. I guess my denial gave me a gift? Still a pre hrt balding man.

>>5890345
>>5890346
And here we see two of the different types of chaser.
One who thinks using negative terms and belittling those he chases will somehow net him a partner.
The other being one of your nice on the outside chaser who wants to appear as if he were different than the others. Is it genuine? Only time will tell.

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>>5890341
Ride the cock.

>>5890333
ur a girl pleb

>>5890354
I'd never actually get a gf though.
Not out of hatred or anything, but out of fear that I would stuff it up.
That really doesn't bother me either, I've done 1/4th of my life sans-gf, I'm sure I can do the other three fine.

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I just dont even know what to say.

>intersex and get intentionally misgendered as male by colleagues in front of newer colleagues and visiting area management
>smug looks and shocked looks
>play it up and say sure i'm a boy with boobs and who gets PMS and fucks his girlfriend with a strap-on, its not a big deal, thinking if i mock them and blow it off as not a big deal it'll shame them for being terrible people
>instead everyone looks horrified at my hermaphroditic freakitude

well ok then

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>>5890358
wait nire you're not trans what are you doing on mtfg.....

>>5890370
Why do chaers even go here?

>>5890370
Does that guy have a literal neckbeard? Why would you do that?

>>5890370
They have no clue, actually. It's kinda cute.

>>5890341
Is it just me, or does 'clocked' sound like they punched you in the face?

>>5890380
Some people really don't have any sense of fashion what so ever

>>5890379
they found it on tiny chat's front page

>>5890380
he says it looks much better in real life

At least I have my meme socks

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>>5890386
>he says it looks much better in real life

>>5890365
yeah, i'd like to think i man, but like, i'm too masc to ever be considered one

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I love getting out of the shower and putting on clean pajamas c: It is so relaxing.

>>5890300
https://unsee
.cc/gizunepa/
you get one opportunity

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>>5890386
>he says it looks much better in real life

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>>5890394
>deleted

>>5890400
>>5890386
tell him his moms opinion doesnt count

Will my body pass/be attractive to guys?

16" shoulders (not biacromial, which is like, 14" or something like that, but like, the entire width, and they're kinda boxy), 30" underbust, 26" waist, 35" hips (but prob going to get larger when I get a bit of weight), and a very noticeable thigh gap. 5'8".

>>5890372
That's shitty of them. It's pretty cool that you handled it that way, anyways, it's just your bad luck that they seem to be assholes incapable of any kind of shame or sympathy.

>>5890406
pleb UR A FUCKING GIRL SHUT UP

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>>5890386
>he says it looks much better in real life

In a few years hes going to wonder what the hell he was thinking just minutes before he kills himself.

>>5890415
all those measurements are almost exactly like mine except you're two band sizes smaller and my hips are an inch or two bigger, so probably?

>>5889233
bump

>>5890372
you sound like you'd be a chill person to work with tbdesu

>>5890370
Someone just post the tinychat link over on r9k and kill that room please.
This is what happens when retards like oddish try to do anything.

>>5890441
What happened to the other tiny chat?

that one never seemed to really have chasers, so idk why we switched to this one

>>5890447
I thought it died due to drama

>>5890437
I could have sworn that I saw one in another thread, but I'm not remembering which...

>>5890341
sometimes you can't worry about whether or not you've been clocked bb, just live your truth

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i'm home
wew what an adventure
>tfw bf

>>5890328
Omg that is the best foam art I have ever seen!

>>5890459
>ywn be kissed by a cute boy

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>>5890380
LOL I irl know that guy, and he's annoying af

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>>5890471
he's such a qt nerd and having a tall bf is the best feel in the world ;~;

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>>5890459
I don't know this feel

>>5890479
does being kissed feel like I imagine? that your falling but you're held tight and amazing?
also did he lift you up and did you wrap your legs around him?
>tfw never have a bf ;~;

>>5890472
I don't know if my brain would even be able to process it if someone I knew suddenly showed up in the chat.

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>>5890487
it gave me a really tight chest tingle, i had to like grasp my chest cause it was so intense and it made me feel like i was going to feint the first time he kissed me, i nearly fell over it was like no other feeling in the world ;~;

>>5890370
yo this is blue. That neckbeard needs to go. he is creepy as fuck.

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>tfw no mommy

>>5890501
Faye hasn't left yet has she?

>>5890496
omg ;_;
I want a boyfriend

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>>5890504
I don't have a mommy..

>>5890497
>That neckbeard needs to go.
Yeah, it's a crime against taste.

>>5890501
*hug*

>>5890510
what about adri

>andro boy mode
>hand bouncer at the club ID with full beard
>ahhhhhhhhhhhh
>say Yah in gruff manly voice
>ok sure

>tell Eddie's friend I'm in andro mode
>girl I can see your tits
>bra straps aren't masculine

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>>5890501
:(>>5890504

>>5890515
they broke up bruh

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>>5890479
Congrats kiwi~!
Nerd love is best love

>>5890520
oh I don't know this shit I'm not part of your clique

>>5890517
cute
imma add ur fb
t b h

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also while i was on the train i figured i might as well take a progress picture c:

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>>5890519
sorry didnt mean to respond to the last one

>>5890515
:/

>>5890517
maybe you should detransition if you like being a man so much

>>5890530
You must not have been here the last several times she tried.

>>5890533
of course I was I am just sick of her crap

>>5890527
so you shaved, dyed your hair, and got fat?

>>5890527
Would date both such a cute face

>>5890520
When?

>tfw stealing Faye from all the trannies

>>5890510
maybe sheen should be your mommy

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>>5890537
don't bully me anon
anyway my bf's home from his bus ride so i'll ttyl mtfg c:

>>5890543
rip

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>>5890543
pls share

>>5890528
>>5890519

Awww are you ok

Eddie wants to know a good time to do your makeup

>>5890551
yea okay you're cute as heck in this one

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Is there something in the water that turns trannies in Portland gay?

>>5890527
> You look identical to a friend I went to high school with.

Cannot unsee. Oh god.

>>5890574
The pre or post HRT pic?

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>>5890479
Wow he actually is cute. Wtf how did you land him?

>>5890570
fluoride

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>>5890562
well I dont have a day off until the day she leaves, but I dont have work until 5pm so any time before then

It'll take a while before I really feel okay but my brain is good at repressing stuff until then so pic related

>>5890582
Surprisingly they are one of the few places that stopped doing that.

http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2013/05/22/portland-fluoride-water/2350329/

Idk remembered hearing that in a recent conversation about the town.

>>5890586
Wait, so fluoride turns trannies straight is what you're saying?

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>>5890586
Breaking news: lack of fluoride leads to yurii

>>5890593
>>5890594
It's the only logical conclusion.

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>>5890594
Elanna move to Portland with me.

>>5890580
Both. Ernest. Probably not though. I mean, he didn't have the beard in high school but he looks like I'd imagine he would if he aged another 4-5 years.

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>>5890594
It was a conspiracy all along!

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http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B00MNUJ62I/
>tfw want to buy this but don't want to spend money

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>>5890597
But I'm Canadian and straight ;~;

>>5890594
how do we remove all fluoride?

squazz is showing his titties in the tc

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>>5890604
Not for long.

>>5890606
ban toothpaste

>>5890604
Not when you move to Portland you won't be.

>>5890556

n-no

>>5890614
how many times did you cream fayes pucci!!!!

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>>5890612
Or at least switch to fluoride-free toothpaste.

>>5890604
Canadians are basically Portlanders.
mais pas les québécois

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>>5890611
Anon plsss ;~;

>>5890613
But I'm not moving out of Canada ;~;

>>5890612
A world with Yuri is a world with tooth decay!

>>5890620
can I get you pregnant?

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>>5890614
pls edie-senpai

>>5890615

none!!!

>>5890627

I'm not her keeper ;-; even if I wanna be. she is a free girl bb to do as she pleases~~

>>5890624
Stop anon, you don't ask transgirls things like that. ;_:
>>5888933

>>5890631
>>5890627
LMAO

>>5890620
worth it desu

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>>5890624
I'm not sure, you're just gonna have to try and see

>>5890638
fuck yeah I'm gonna make sure you bear twin baby

squazz showed penis in tinychat

>>5890631
oooh so you let Faye cream YOUR boi-pucci eh.
slut!

>>5890607
>>5890607
soo many cuckies on tonight

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>>5890640
If it doesn't work the first time you'll keep trying right?

>>5890649
We'll keep Doin' It, doin' it

D-d-doin' it

Should we break for lunch?

No, let's keep

Doin' It, doin' it

Someone's at the door...

I don't care!

We're doin' It, doin' it

Wanna put on our hiking boots?

Yeah, we'll wear 'em while we're

Doin' It, doin' it

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I think I may have unintentionally made someone cry... ;_;

>>5890651
I can always appreciate an American Dad reference.

>>5890662
I always wanted to intentionally make someone cry

>>5890665
Err, well, I think there are people that are into that sort of thing, but that's kind of different.

>>5890668
what type of bullying did you do to make someone cry?

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mkay back time to greentext the trip to the city!
>walk from penn station to port authority station
>waiting outside for my bf at like 3am, black crackheads hitting on me
>get a text from my bf, look down at phone and he says "i'm here"
>look back up and he's right there in front of me, gives me the deepest kiss imaginable, i nearly fall over and have to catch my breath
>he grabs my hand firmly and we leads me around manhattan
>stop at a subway for sandwiches and then took a taxi to his friends apartment in the upper east side where we were staying
>fooled around on the couch for 3 hours until 8am, he had a huge dick and i could barely fit it all in my mouth, spit all over the couch and floor because he came bucket loads
>pass out and wake up around 11am
>walked down to a little local diner and had breakfast
>took a cab back to times square, went to applebee's for drinks and wings
>his mom calls him during that and talks to me a bit on the phone, says she's glad her son found a nice girl to settle down with and it made me blush hardcore
>we go next door to the amc theater and watch deadpool, got terrible seats and i couldn't see half the movie ;~; but it was fun anyway
>go back to his friend's place and pass out on the couch cause we were exhausted
>my bf wakes me up at 5am by kissing me and groping me and we do the lewds, i actually swallowed his huge load that time and i felt like a total slut
>go back to bed around 7am and woke up around noon, trying to figure out what to do with the extra day so went to dunkin donuts and got iced coffees
>took a cab back to manhattan, then went to go see 10 cloverfield lane, it was mediocre but we got good seats that time
>went back to the bus terminal and hung out for a bit, said our goodbyes and he promised he would get me upstate next month to visit with him again
it was definitely the #1 most heartracing experience i've ever had in my life and i'm so lucky to have this cute boy as my bf

tl;dr

>>5890679
sounds fun!!

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>>5890697
it was really fun and he's like the guy of my dreams so it made it even that much better c:

>>5890570
no it's the desperation, it's common in trannys

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>>5890679
Why do all NY hookups happen at like 3 AM?

>>5890723
train/bus times are weird

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> Tfw your GT sweat smells like vag.

W-what?

>>5890730
hormones