Hey /lgbt/. A while ago I discovered I want to be fucked in the ass. While I'm not going to cheat on my girlfriend (I'm male) I still like the idea and sometimes masturbate to porn of twinks or just big cocks in general.
As weird as it may seem my home made dildo is lube + large cucumber + condom. I want to buy my own dildo but I don't which sites are the safest to order one from and I'm I guess afraid to go to a sex store and buy one. How should I go about ordering one?
>>5886315
Have your gf finger you while she gives you blowies and handles.
>>5886315
Get your girlfriend to buy you something from a sex store
I got an Aneros and a Vixskin off lovehoney, shits expensive but lasts forever. Eventually I stopped watching shit loads of porn everyday and pretty much lost the desire so you could always try that.
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>>5889953
ha, gaaay!!
>>5886315
Amazon is basically the world's largest dildo repository so just use that, dang! Also why not get a strap-on and get your girlfriend involved?
>>5886315
Please stop using a cucumber in your ass. True story: stuff can get lost up there. Get a dilkdo/ butt plug with a base and save yourself a mortifying experiance.
i can't get any faggots to suck my dick.