MTFG /mtfg/ translady general

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>>5877040

first for D E A D

second for same time EVERY night

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>friend bought hormones
>doesnt even watch anime
wtf????

> Tfw things are finally looking up for me.

Thank you christ almighty. All the pain, all the tribulations look like they might actually be worth it.

>>5877051
I don't watch anime either

>>5877053
agp get out

>>5877051
I don't watch anime

Are sunk cheeks fixable without an operation? Through diet nd stuff?

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> Come out as MtF to my sister a year and a half after starting. Start presenting.
> A few months, she comes out as FtM.

What the fuck man. This has to be some sort of cruel twist of fate.

>>5877055
Anime is for nerds.

>>5877055
I'm not agp though

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>>5877050
What's with the obsession threads aren't gonna thrive 24/7 and they never will unless circle jerk. So when there's no discussion or circlejerk it diesss

>>5877058
the universe requires balance

>>5877061
Hi qt

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>>5877058
My brothers ftm too

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>>5877041
this is literally what my bum looks like ._.

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>came out to my brother a few days ago
>every time he sees me now he insists that we hug
>never really this pushy for hugs before
i-its just cause he wants to be supportive right?

>>5877051
I didn't like anime, dicks, or small cute animals before hrt, just give her some time.

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What more can I do besides pitch and resonance to make my voice sound female? I have the 7 year old boy thing locked down and it just sounds so unnatural/fake. I know someone said inflections but there's gotta be more to it than that...

>>5877072
how long until you like dresses?

>>5877065
Hiii Maddie!
>>5877070
Kek rigghhttttttt

>>5877070
w-wincest when?

>>5877075
Dresses aren't for men

>>5877078
>tfw the alpha is cuddling and taking cosmo quizzes

>>5877070
More like he wants to have a thinly-veiled reason to feel your chest.

>>5877061
i want this thread to be active constantly because it's the only interaction i have in my miserable life

>>5877078
but you are a femboy with dysphoria
you are allowed to wear a dress, infact I insist

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Pass or fail, bodywise, based on what you can see?

>>5877082
iktf

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>>5877082
There's a whole internet of threads senpai many Chan's many boards

>>5877085
So far so good

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>>5877051
western cartoons best

proof------>>5877069

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>>5877085
pass

>>5877070
its because he wanted to hug you but he was worried youd think he was a faggot

guys need hugs too I think

>>5877021
you sound higher than I am desu senpai

>>5877027
I'm not your baby, friend

>>5877089
no

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>>5877099

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>>5877081
hmm maybe, i wore sweaters a lot cause im not out to the rest of my family to hide my chest, but he might have noticed it now that i told him
>>5877077
p-pls i dont think i could do anything like that with my brother ever
>>5877076
kero kero
>>5877097
that could maybe be it too, my family likes hugs but im his only bio sibling and two brothers hugging it out isnt really a thing, so maybe hes making up for the years of hugs he missed out on with a sister

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Didn't get a job I was after today. Slightly suspecting it's cus I'm a tranny.

#fuckeverything

>>5877097
woah you and maddie got problems?

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>>5877102
Kero kero kero

>>5877097
>>5877097
Wtf I knew you didn't like me -_-

>>5877102
>p-pls i dont think i could do anything like that with my brother ever
not even if you were kneeling infront of his rigid precum soaked penis?

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Am I pretty yet /mtfg/? 10 days short of a year on HRT and I'm passing with people calling me she and whatnot in public now.

>>5877112
That's why you're alone in the bed room while we're in a cuddle puddle out here

How come "shemale" prostitutes let Johns suck their cocks?

Don't they suffer soon dysphoria? Or are they not trans?

>>5877093
>>5877097
W-what does that mean? On a scale between 1 and 10, with 5 being an average cis woman, bodywise, where would I lie, based solely on the paltry amount of information you have available?

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>tfw you hate maddie

>>5877117
>cat bell
Hi...

>>5877122
What's happening?

>>5877117
>I'm passing with people calling me she and whatnot in public now
This doesn't mean you pass as a girl, it means you appear to be a transgirl. Strangers are very polite.

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>>5877104
hey me tooooooo
i think it was my hair tbhon.. i was in boymode and i gave a perfect interview and am more than qualified.. but food service jobs hate boys with long hair

at least mine was just a stupid catering job. i hope yours wasnt anything you really cared about.
:(

>>5877122
>cat bell
Hi.....

>>5877122
>>5877118
I'm so glad yume is going to see this when she wakes up you harpies

>>5877123
That's a necklace with a bunch of rings on it since I don't like wear rings but I had a ton.

>>5877130
Nobody cares About your shit Beatrice

>>5877118
youre a cunt dude

>>5877122
>tfw everyone unironically hates you

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>>5877125
Something gr88

>tfw ur "friends" bully u irl on the internet

>>5877143
Now that you're a girl you get to experience cattiness. Isn't it grand?

>>5877143
this is why meet ups are bad

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>>5877142
Fuck we are gonna get some trip meet up drama again aren't we?

>>5877150
what happened bt gem and maddie

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>>5877150
You know it!

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>>5877129
:3

>>5877125
(maddie wants to create drama)

>>5877130
I feel like seeing this is going to make her laugh

>>5877128
Mine was an IT spot I really wanted. = /

>>5877156
real question please no troll
whats your beef with maddie

>>5877156
>maddie wants to create drama
[2]

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>>5877154
>>5877154
Ask gem

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>>5877163
sirloin

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>>5877165
I can't believe you'd show your face after that

>>5877165
ok baby

>>5877154
I have no clue what happened

>>5877155
God damn it

>>5877156
Really, I don't care who started it. This place is just gonna be clogged up with fighting

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>>5877166

>>5877166
ok fuck you quagmire chin

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>>5877173
(theres literally nothing to complain about [maddie is bored])

whats going on in here

>>5877168
I didn't even start it jc

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>>5877181

>>5877183
wtf happened

>>5877173
Hi KupKup.

>>5877160
ugh that sucks, im sorry
being turned down for work cause of transness is a huge fear of mine..

>>5877127
Easiest test for that:

Simple, use guyvoice. If they change their pronoun from 'ladies' or 'miss' to a male or generic pronoun, it means that they weren't just trying to be polite.

>>5877190
Hi, is that you Yuki-anon?

can one of you faggots explain the maddie hate to me ive been gone

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>>5877199

>>5877201
what i just wanna be in the know yo

>>5877198
Uhm, I have a name...

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>>5877202

>>5877205
you made it public with >>5877122

>>5877175
what's a quamire chin?

>>5877205
im not getting the hint
tell me why you hate maddy cus i never see you mad at people

also by saying "I'm not your baby friend" you kind of instigated so yeah

atypical trip behavior, im just curious

>>5877212
>what is funposting

>>5877206
Just drop it anon. Whatever, I guess I won't be falling asleep in Faye's lap tonight

>>5877166
did someone punch your cat in the eye?

>>5877212
Whoa bro, take it easy they're memeing

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>>5877206

>>5877212
(its literally a meme [oh my god<seriously>])

>>5877213
>>5877217
tsk tsk

>>5877219
That cat looks way too sad and adorable desu

>>5877209
quagmire from family fat
also known as heart disease guy
Petersen griffin

>>5877224
>implying anyone watches that show

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>>5877216
but thats not a cat thats my /co/ waifu

>>5877222
you look way too sad and adorable desu

>tfw ywn hug anon
;-;

>>5877225
no shit you dumb fucking fuck it sucks
but everyone knows about it
idiot

>>5877204
but it's your IRC name, unless you have a name I'm not aware of

Getting the hormone implant was unpleasant but not as much as I thought it would be.

>>5877231
Yes I have an actual name. How are you?

Yo, for real tho, I think I want a tranny gf now. Being around all these qt girls is making me pretty gay tbqh and she would understand my dysphoria and stuff ._.;;

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I don't care if its a joke or not but can you all stop being mean to each other :(

>>5877104
>>5877128
>>5877160
>>5877192
I wanted a simple nightfill stock filling job, where nobody has to see me, also I have experience in filling so I could do this job, unfortunately I am the biggest hon in the world I only """"""pass"""""" because of my voice.
the lady who interviewed me, looked at my birth certificate and said there's a mistake and I explained to her that I was going through transition

Half the reason I've been suicidal the past few months is the fact I couldn't even get one of the few jobs I'm qualified for because I'm a stupid ugly man faced pretend woman and I'll never afford SRS or FFS
The other half is because every time I post here people make fun of me, or ignore me because of the fact I am a hon and nothing will ever change that

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>>5877222
but seriously read the webcomic prequel, its the best

>>5877231
it starts with m and ends in a season :3

>>5877242
I'm good thanks, how about you?
What's your name btw? Sorry ._.

>>5877246
Mwinter?
Msummer?
Mautumn?
Mspring?

>>5877104
you dont pass?
>>5877117
wear some makeup, lipgloss/lipstick/lipstain in particular
>>5877143
>having friends
s m h
you're better off alone

>>5877245
i always find it ironic that you are willing to put the effort into working towards ffs but not towards just losing weight, if you did that you'd pass with ease

>>5877255
hello cutevoice.

>>5877243
It can be pretty nice having someone who gets it. It just gets weird when venting about dysphoria and stuff becomes a weird one up session or we degrade ourselves to try to make the other feel better.
>You're cute look at me I fucking suck
something like that. I should work on that. Maybe I'm just a little cynical because nothings worked out so far this year. Love is a stupid emotion.

>>5877199
pretty sure they're fucking around
>>5877243
D O N T DO IT TRUST ME MADDIE
TRUS MI
DONT
>>5877259
Hi!
>>5877256
maybe she doesn't wanna lose weight
she passes fine imo
>>5877245
i think you'd look even better with some foundation desu

>>5877245
there's lots of people that support you here

>>5877264
why does life have to be so unfair? i wish i could listen to your voice forever. i hope you've been doing well.

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>>5877254
oh I meant month ._.

>>5877246
That's... kinda accurate?
>>5877254
I call myself Marissa but anyone else that knows I exist calls me May because that's what I was called before I figured out a name eheh ^_^" I'm kind of sad right now in part because I really really want a cat and my parents are never going to let me get one.

>>5877271
>i wish i could listen to your voice forever
;---;
omg wow, thats really sweet

idk anon, life is pretty shit in general desu
tell me about your life maybe i can try to help

my life sucks lol the past....month? has been pret-ty trash ingeneral, hopefully that will come to an end but im doubting that atm

you ever journal or talk to yourself aloud? sometimes it can help; i dont really have anyone to talk to so i do that alot

>>5877274
Im sorry I'll stop posting cats then :c

thats awful

also would you prefer to be called marissa or may

>>5877254
No she means a day of the week

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r8 my cute new headphones.

>>5877256
for the billionth time I'm trying to lose weight but I binge eat when depressed
right now I'm doing 1000 calories a day on weekdays and nothing on weekends just to offset the fact I probably have a day or two a week when I eat until I'm satiated when depressed and still lose weight without getting depressed over the fact I'm eating nothing and I'm hungry

>>5877264
I do want to lose weight and I was wearing foundation

>>5877281
i just meant life sucks because i can't wake up to the sound of your voice every day. sorry things are rough.

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>>5877296
Picture of me wearing it, for reference.

>>5877274
Aww that's a cute name
Also that really sucks, I hope you have an adorable kitty one day

>>5877300
i mean lose weight fine, but i dont think its such a big deal. also, haven't you been using that method for a while? maybe you should try a different approach, it seems like thats not working well....?
>>5877302
o-oh
well
hmm
are you hitting on me anon?
also, if you want me to make you voice clips, i can you know, hahahaha

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Goodnight /mtfg/, I hope y'all have wonderful days, nights, or dreams if you're about to sleep like I.
https://youtu.be/4nC8WjPFnGU

>>5877317
i don't think i am. i just admire your voice. i hope mine will improve eventually. i would feel like a weirdo asking for clypits and i don't even know what i'd want you to say. i appreciate the offer though.

>>5877283
idk. I like both. It doesn't matter because I'll probably give up on trying to be a girl anyway.
>>5877305
I wish I could just live in someones apartment for nothing/very little and work a part time job and have a cat and come home every day and be content.

>>5877322
lol nah, its cute, ahaha
there was another anon who used to ask me to moan for him @_@ so i wouldn't mind making clips at all, lol
your voice will improve though i'm sure!!
i used to work on it ALOT, and i still end up sounding manly af sometimes so eh

>>5877317
no previously I was on keto then shakes
I'm completely frustrated at my weight
I don't want to even be alive so the motivation fails me

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>>5877245
im really sorry to hear that. Im a new trip here but Ive lurked this board for a long time, and ive always thought you seemed like a very nice and genuine person. and the progress youve made is incredible, you pass nicely in my opinion. better than i do at least.

like i said before, im so scared of work discrimination.... my entire career depends on me being able to consistently get freelance work. thats a new employer like every month

for the last hour ive just been lying here wondering if maybe im being ridiculous and throwing my life away. and like how will i tell my best friend (who is my working partner). i'd hate myself even more if i cost HIM work too. but of course my only alternative is living in dysphoria hell. fuck

anyway sorry to bring the mood down. love yall

>>5877243
me 2

https://youtu.be/BcNco-mM700
lmao
>>5877332
>I don't want to even be alive so the motivation fails me
iktf 101%

>>5877328
i wouldn't want anything sexual like that, you just have a pleasant voice. it's just difficult for me to grasp the whole thing. i can't translate my higher pitch into actually speaking.

>>5877296
I really dislike AKG. But if you like them that's whats important.

>>5877338
what headphones would you suggest ?

>>5877338
I really liked them. I guess I'm a bit analytical though. I have a dt880 too, so I'm well rounded, I just have a really noisy apartment so the closed back is nice. If you both dislike Beyerdynamics and AKG I don't really know what you'd actually like.
I meant in an effay sense doe, what do you think?

>>5877336
>i wouldn't want anything sexual like that,
lol thats why i dont mind
that one anon was creepy af @_@


hmmm
i used to read things aloud alot, it was hard for me to just "talk " at first, so i read aloud, or wrote down things i needed to say then said them
also i'd practice with solicitors

Mom was trying to get me to watch The Danish Girl with her today. Anyone seen it? Would you recommend it?

>>5877348
i remember during speech therapy id have to do a few words but that was years ago and i forgot it all.

>>5877349
I haven't seen it, but I'm a Danish Girl and I'm terrible.

>>5877351
hmmmmm
i used to read affirmations i had written for myself, you could try that?

>>5877362
what are some examples? i'm willing to try anything.

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never ever

>>5877340
Hey blind i went to bed tonight

>>5877367
eww
>>5877365
it was stuff like
I/[my name] am/is beautiful and attractive
I/[my name] am/is stealth
I/[my name] am/is have a flawless and wonderful voice
like just anything positive i could think of or affirming a goal

i should start doing that again actually
i'd also read song lyrics
have you tried
this method?
https://vimeo.com/user5685555

>>5877374
good! i will spare you.

>>5877377
>ewww
Whatever. I can handle my dysphoria without lying to myself.

>>5877383
i mean that doesn't look appealing to me, but i can put on some tights and look like that so idk anon

>>5877377
i don't think i could lie to myself like that but i kinda get the template. i just need to be more persistent, i tend to just break down and cry when i hear myself.

>found out my insurance covers SRS
>i'd have to go down to arizona to get it though
so what SRS doctor is in arizona and is it any good?

>>5877386
>i don't think i could lie to myself like tha
heh
i am good at lying, but if you want something hard, say that kind of stuff while looking in the mirror

yeah persistence is key, i didn't actually get good/find something useable until i was being persistent and working on it alot.

>i tend to just break down and cry when i hear myself.
iktf
it helps to disassociate a bit, because you have to record yourself and listen back as well

>>5877051
Never got into anime.

I wonder what cocaine tastes like..

>>5877388
>look in a mirror
i don't want to pay for a new mirror and my funeral. tfw being a hon makes me feel sick

>>5877385
still, calling the mainstream beauty standard "eww" is a bit juvenile. If you wanna express your unique taste there's no reason to put others down just because they're clasically attractive.

Tfw you know the real name of squazzz the chaser

>>5877395
ooooo?

>>5877394
......
lol i'm not putting anyone down, i just wasn't impressed
who was that girl? her jaw reminded me of this trans girl from YT i forget her name
>>5877392
:(

>>5877397
;^)

Damn, why is tinychat kill.

>>5877400
"eww" is a bit extreme for "I'm not impressed".
Ewww is like if someone swims in urine or kisses Hillary Clinton
I have no idea who she is, I posted it because I'm envious of her thighs.

>>5877403
>implying swimming in urine isn't the dream.

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>>5877405
I'd rank some kind of human actually liking me slightly higher.

>>5877402
?

>>5877407
No one on the tinychat

>>5877406
should be pretty simple.

>>5877387
Usually insurance SRS is the worst one you can get,I mean,if noninsurance ones use 2016 tech,insurance will probably use like 10-15 years ago tech easily

>>5877402
there were chasers around earlier being weird and oddish wasn't around to ban, so we moved to hira's channel, but that's empty now because people are sleep

>>5877419
no one but me and ooooooooooo on now

>>5877419
was it squazz being weird?

>>5877422
nah, some fattie jerking off and a filipino animatronic boy

;)

>>5877381
I love it when you spare me

>>5877427
you're a dork. are you working today?

>>5877430
Yea but not until the afternoon. I've got my entire morning free.

>>5877432
neat. i hope you've been taking care of yourself.>>5877432

>>5877436
Better than usual actually. I got a pacheck today so i went to the store abd bought myself a bunch of groceries. Also been working hard at work and my bosses really like me so things are goin well.

>>5877418
>>5877387
http://www.tmeltzer.com/
>>5877403
ok

>>5877439
i'm glad. (*´･ω･｀)

>>5877058
This is surprisingly common

http://journals.cambridge.org/action/displayFulltext?type=6&fid=10017053&jid=PSM&volumeId=-1&issueId=-1&aid=10017052&fromPage=cupadmin&pdftype=6316268&repository=authInst#cjotab_


>Gynandromorphophilia (GAMP) is sexual interest in gynandromorphs (GAMs; colloquially, shemales). GAMs possess a combination of male and female physical characteristics.

>We compared genital and subjective sexual arousal patterns of GAMP men with those of heterosexual and homosexual men.

>GAMP men had arousal patterns similar to those of heterosexual men and different from those of homosexual men.

>Results provide clear evidence that GAMP men are not homosexual.

It's 7:30pm here and I just woke up is thread kill already?

>>5877442
Yea. Now when you come visit me we'll have a bunch of food and fun.
>>5877464
I cant believe it (jk I've been saying this for years)

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>tfw manly legs and feet
;~;

>>5877469
but fun is a buzzword, silly oddish. :')
>>5877474
iktf.

>>5877474
t h i c k

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>>5877475
No ok fuck you we will have fun
>>5877474
You really arent far into hrt yet. But while were posting legs.

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>>5877477
puppers!

>>5877479
If you were on cam you would have seen her just now. I laid down in bed and snuggled up in my blanket and she immediately nuzzled her way under the blanket and curled up between my legs. Dumb dog, blanket is for people!

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>>5877482
thursday night after my date i'll be back visiting the tinychat every night prolly

>>5877477
https://clyp.it/q0l5xvs1

has anyone here had there legs lasered?I'm just about done shaving/epilating

i'd post legs but i didn't shave today, lol
>>5877493
i've looked into it.
i know people get it done
epilating is good though no?

i know that edie got a lazer kit and lazered her whole body, you could try that

>>5877493
I've heard that electrolysis is better

Disclaimer: I've had neither

>>5877495
epilating is too damn painful and I want it permanently deleted. I'll look into laser kits thx

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>>5877505
i got this one, i'm p sure it's the same one edie uses
https://www.silkn.com/buy-sensepil-xl/
it takes a few sessions but it works pretty well

>tfw you want to get a stuffed animal to hold while you go to sleep but your parents will think its weird

>>5877494
>>5877497
Explain this?

>>5877513
kiwi im sorry i was being awful before

>>5877505
>epilating is too damn painful
S M H
why is your tolerance for pain so low??
i pluck the hairs off my face

but yeah
just ask her, i think her mom got it on amazon or something

i'd get one for myself but
>brown
waaah
>>5877513
mm might be that one idk

does epilating hurt more with a cheap epilator

Good morning peeps

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>>5877520
hm? i don't remember anyone being awful to me
>>5877523
that's the one she recommended to me so i'm p sure it's the same one she used

anyway i'm going to chill out on synctube with my bf now, g'n everyone!

>>5877530
thanks for the recommendation and gnight

>tfw you can't convince your transbian gf she's not a hon and a terrible person
I just want her to be happy...

>>5877530
Goodnight Peewee

>>5877536
You can't. she has to.

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>>5877539
Hey Cyba, how do I explain to Berniefags that Trump is not a rasis?

>>5877526
upgrading from a 20 bucks to a 100 bucks epilator was the best thing i did right after buying and using peeling gloves.

>>5877539
Is there really nothing I can do?

>>5877545
you're a good gf

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>>5877541
most of them are too far gone but ask them to procure evidence. they can't. thx for the pic cups

>>5877545
You can't make someone love themselves. You are a good person for trying though

>>5877485
https://clyp.it/xrmvvrbp

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>>5877549
>tfw oddish will never make a custom song for you

>>5877493
I want to get my thighs lasered

>>5877530
welp there ya go
c ya
>>5877526
yes
>>5877548>>5877539
>You can't make someone love themselves. You are a good person for trying though
>trump posts but gives strong intelligent advice
m-marry me
j/k
trannyXtranny relationships are poison

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>>5877552
I figure it'll be cheaper than razors and etc over the years
>>5877553
Trump is the best candidate

>>5877548
In one of my classes, I gotta do a persuasive oral presentation, thinking of doing one on Trump, that's why I'm asking, any ideas for what to talk about?

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>>5877555
>Trump is the best candidate
oh to be young again
if trump wins it'll be GLORIOUS chaos, so idc either way

>>5877555
I don't mind shaving its just my thigh hairs are all male length and texture and I hate them

>>5877560
I just want to watch the world burn from a safe distance

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>>5877565
me too
but if trump wins i'm leaving the country, so it doesn't even matter

>>5877565
not long now hopefully

>>5877150
sir I must ask you to leave

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>>5877557
honestly I would choose a different subject. it's too controversial. your teacher will probably grade you on your perceived opinions rather than the merits of your argument.

>>5877560
someone having different political opinions than you doesn't make them inexperienced. for the record I used to be hyper liberal but now I am a libertarian.

people say if x candidate wins there will be chaos every election. never happens.
>>5877567
people say this every election. never happens.
>>5877570
move to Syria then
>>5877564
zap 'em away.
>>5877571
no bully plz

>>5877567
Where will you go?

>>5877567
>leaving the country
no you aren't
people always threaten this whenever an election is held, nobody ever goes through with it

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>>5877575
i was gonna go to canada, but at this point mexico is more likely
i fucking love mexican food
anyway i have some friends who live near the border so i'd stay in their guest house for a while then go to mexico city probably

>>5877576>>5877574
nah
i was planning to leave anyway desu
>someone having different political opinions than you doesn't make them inexperienced. f
lol i was joking, but i mean i'm 25 so idk

i'd go to syria if i was a man

I think trump wouldn't make a good president, I think he's a good and also entertaining politician, but as a president? meh
I dont like hilary at all, but she'd be a decent president
i love bernie, but i doubt he'll be able to accomplish even half of his goals
cruz a shit

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>>5877577
>saving lizbell pics
>literally chasing a chaser
>mfw

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wow bras are uncomfortable as fug.

>>5877567
Three minutes into his presidency;
>Let's take the America out of South America, Because I love them they're great but they're mexicans and mexicans aren't american
>The Chinese are starting a war and we're supporting them stop all imports from china
>Ivanka is my Lewinski.
>I've got a big dick.
>Hands aren't that small huh?

I've got nothing against trump. It would be the most entertaining thing to see.

>>5877582
>having boobs big enough to need a bra
PRIVILEGED TRANNYS LEAVE REEE

>>5877581
database anon is nothing more then a program

Good morning ehhryone
>>5877584
Anything above a C, I guess..
Or during activities that would bump your chest bumps?

>>5877582
bras aren't needed unless you're more than a B cup which is to say a C
>>5877583
same
it'd be funny as hell, and while i wouldn't welcome him, i'm eager to see this comedic shitshow continue
but like>>5877565
said
WATCH FROM A SAFE DISTANCE

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>>5877581
who chases the chasers? who watches the watchmen? https://youtu.be/FOuSxal8pf4

>>5877580
Fuck Mexico cartels are scary af.
Hilary couldn't even handle secretary of state. it would be interesting to have a president working out of Leavenworth
>>5877583
hopefully we expand our borders into Mexico and Canada.
>>5877584
but boobs are fun

why the fuck do you want trump

>>5877574
I dunno
I wanna do controversial

>>5877599
because most Americans are retarded

>>5877590
>bras aren't needed unless you're more than a B cup which is to say a C
but then you get these nasty tiny hippie boobs that still hang down, don't you?

>>5877596
Quis custodiet ipsos custodes
>>5877596
B-but if your borders are moved into mexico does that mean....
>The rapist was calling from inside the house

>>5877596
>who chases the chasers? who watches the watchmen?

lmao

>>5877584
I'm barely even B cup

>>5877590
Eh, nips are pretty visible through work shirts (I don't intend to be out there or work there by the end of the year) so it's just sports bras.

>>5877602
my tits are small and perky, i'm a 34B
if you have enough boob that that sag a bit then you may as well wear a bra, and gravity is natural you know
>>5877601
tru
>>5877605
you could also just use nipple covers
or not care? do you work as a guy?
i mean i'm pretty sure people can see my nipples all the time but i dont really care
white may as well be see through for me, lol
>>5877596
eh
im used to mexicans desu

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>>5877599
I like guns. dislike tpp. I agree with him on immigration/the wall, China, etcetera. he's entertaining as well.
>>5877603
I was joking about the borders.
>>5877601
>>5877610
le dumb Americans meme

>>5877610
>i mean i'm pretty sure people can see my nipples all the time but i dont really care
>white may as well be see through for me, lol
slut!

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>tfw she says that she loves you

>>5877612
I know bb

>>5877616
i wish i was a slut
S:

>>5877625
tfw too gross to be a slut

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>>5877619
That's a good thing, right?
>>5877625
the only real reason to trans
>>5877626
even hons can be hos

>>5877626
>tfw too lonely and depressed
FML
WISH I WOULD GO AHEAD AND FUCK MY LIFE UP

tindr goes know where if you never meet people fuck

>>5877625
you can be one, i believe in you :)

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>>5877628
oh you went to a rally??
cool
i'm a pure virginal christian woman of god buddy
>>5877631
see>>5877629
i was looking forward to having tons of sex with my e-crush but they're a shit

i should flirt harder irl

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>>5877626
tfw

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>>5877628
yes it is :3
its always really nice to hear

>>5877619
what about your incest with your brother

>>5877632
pic should add on "and hers is bigger"

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>>5877632
wasn't me i had to work during the rally in my city

>>5877637
Did you reply to the wrong person?

>>5877639
lol
i didn't make it
but thats an excellent suggestion
>>5877640
aww, thats too bad.
I've never been to a political rally that seems like it be a pain all to hear a speech

i wanna make anime great again
what animes do you like cyba?

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>>5877637
anon p l s
hes my brother and ive got a girl
all i think we're gonna be doing is his super close and too frequent hugs

>>5877651
had a girl*

Who here /hideousman/?

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>>5877651
is he qt?
>>5877648
I watched wandering son. Don't watch it unless you want feels. yiu?

>>5877640
n-no it was her >>5877070
her brother is going to be devastated he can't smash that bp

I don't wanna go to a 4 hr lecture
halp ;_;

>>5877656
me
>>5877657
i've read some of the manga
i like Naruto (^:

nah last anime i watched was the first Jojo anime, and then the first half of part 3
im not an anime girl really
>>5877659
>fucking relatives like a southerner
ewwwwwww

>>5877661
What's the lecture on?

>>5877661
smash some bp with your feeldo

>>5877661
I want you to go to a 4 hour lecture.

>>5877663
well it's not like she can get pregnant with an incest baby that they would have to lock in the basement

>post nudes
>people think you're circe
FML
>>5877669
its still disgusting and uncouth :/

>>5877666
"what is a historical actor and what are media"
>>5877667
disgusting m8
>>5877668
;_;

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>>5877672
sounds cool

>>5877549
i took a nap i didn't see this (*ﾟ∀ﾟ*)

>>5877673
yeah but it's in one of the smallest auditoriums we have and stream isn't set up yet ;_;

>>5877672
Sounds boring

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>>5877677
lol a stream and not someone actually on stage?

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>>5877663
minnesotan
>>5877671
why?

>>5877682
the lectures are also streamed
like if you wanna watch it later and stuff
baka

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>>5877688
might as well watch a ted talk

>>5877683
>minnesotan
.....?
idu
why nudes or why do i look like circè?
cause idk i guess cause we're the same color ish?
idk i feel like her body is more masculine than mine but idk

>>5877671
if I had a hot brother who hugged me a lot I would totally want to at least suck his dick and would be totally dtf
but then again I am pretty much thirsty and I am travelling through a desert without ever so much as tasting a single drop of water cross my lips

>>5877692
>>5877677
>stream isn't set up yet
thus I can't watch it

>>5877695
Jfc...
This thread is becoming a doujin

>>5877697
leave a tape recorder on lmao

>>5877085
Passes on what we can see, but the clothing is thick which covers up body shaped and all we can see are your hands.

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>>5877695
yeah
i mean
i wouldn't have sex with my siblings
both of mine are younger than me
and my brother is underage.
so
i will admit that my sister has a very nice body though
copulating with relatives is still gross though

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>>5877710
>planet qu
........
wtf is this

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>>5877711

>>5877708
>i will admit that my sister has a very nice body though
>copulating with relatives is still gross though
try fighting against it, we both know you will end up on the dark side sooner or later...

>>5877058
implies genetic component to true transsexualism.
take that anti-trans lobbyists.

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>on my way to lecture
>look up what the next few lectures are about
>next 2 weeks vacation
neat.jpg

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>>5877719
she thinks im a freak and i wouldn't have sex with her eww
steal her body, maybe
fuck?
ewwwww
god
no
>>5877717
idgi

>tfw ywn pass because reasons and the whole >world sucks, need to go kms ASAP since i'm just >so unlucky with genetics and life. uhhhhggggg

>>5877725
I dunno. It's from some photoshoot this guy did. "Planet qu" made me think of it.

>>5877727
oop
lol
cute

add me on skype and berate me for being an ugly huge man with no chance of ever being happy or nimral. Or chat or whatever.
mirinch4n

>>5877739
you're an ugly huge woman with no chance of ever being happy or normal

>>5877748
>man
Manly Mannerson McManly III Esq. pleased to meet you

>>5877748
Fight me bro.
>>implying I won't remove your c2-c4 vertibrae with a twist of my pipe wrench

>>5877754
i was just doing what she asked, bruv

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>>5877753
Mohayou gozaima

>>5877748
You're a bitch with out a soul and anyone that gets to know you will find out eventually.

>>5877724
university is basically vacation with lectures in-between :3

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>>5877758
Ohayyoooo!

>>5877764
I miss uni.

>>5877765
I don't ;_;
uni made me hold off transition for another 7 years, and then I quit.

>>5877764
couldn't stand the idea of uni. vocational college for me thx.

>>5877765
How is?

>>5877772
Is good. Nyou?

>>5877770
uni is a great environment to transition. people are too busy studying to give a fuck about you transitioning, people are generally more liberal at uni too

>>5877775
I wish I could go back and start transitioning then.

>>5877775
yeah, but for me uni was a tool of repression, to get my mind off things, needless to say that this didn't work out.