/mascgen/ - ohp edition

Post your location on the map
https://zeemaps.com/map?group=1904853&add=1#

And if you want some fitness advice, maybe check out Husbando Mode's pastebin:
http://pastebin.com/fmyJtHVM

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>>5873149
I love talking with my Republican dad who's helplessly watching his party tear itself apart

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>>5873666
Watching my dad talking about politics is the most fun/sad thing. He's like a middle aged version of a devoted /polack/

>>5873684
My dad has the good sense to recognize that Donald Trump is an egotistical maniac but he hates Hilldawg so much that if it's her and Trump in the general, basically democracy has failed in his eyes.

I'm happy with Bernie or Hillary so it's a good time to be a liberal since the Republican party is actually burning to the ground

>>5873729
People really underestimate how good a president Trump would be.

His campaign statements may be generally empty, but his site holds actual information about his stances and rationale - give it a look! You may like what you find. He's not an egotistical maniac at all.

In general I really like Trump because he's a campaign god, he works really well with his team, and he's better at politics than some of the career politicians he's running against.

donald j trump dot com.

I love you all and I miss all of you.

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>>5873983
Trump is a nightmare product of everything that's wrong with American capitalism. He is wholly unapologetic for his greed and narcissism. He is running his campaign on racism and fear, classical tools for swaying the uneducated masses that most politicians have the common decency not to exploit. He's a lying coward who literally ignores his numerous failures and encourages his supporters to "rough up" anyone who opposes him at his rallies. He is a no hope, no future candidate because, like you said, he has no substance. His platform can essentially be boiled down to, "Vote for me or we will all die." He's a disgusting excuse for a human being, let alone an unfathomable President.

Overall I don't much care for the guy.

>>5873991
luv u 2 bb

Just posted my marker on the map

>>5874086
Pretty much how I feel about him. The scary thing is that Trump is a genius, he knows precisely how to rile up people's emotions and actions. He's popular because he's created a yuge cult of personality around him where fans praise him for saying comforting, yet insubstantial, things to them. I wish corporate media would stop talking so much about him but they won't because he continuously says questionable shit which gives them great ratings.

>>5871412
I can sort of identify with that. i don't think i'm bad looking and i think i have pretty good dress sense, but i'm a bit overweight and have self harm scars from when i was 'le depressed 14 year old' but you just have to learn to get over your own bullshit and make an effort. and that probably won't happen with really lazy people

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>>5873149
new zac is hot goddamn

>>5873189
I see that you also have the pastebin for husbando saved.

>>5874199
as long as you don't have some really (and I mean really) deformations you can't be that ugly that no one likes you. Decent haircut, clothing and staying in shape do wonders.

>>5874086
you didn't look up his policies i see

If you're able to judge someone based on what you've heard about him from biased secondary sources, how does that make you better than him and his supposedly racist supporters?

hint: he's not even a little bit racist

>>5874210
>as long as you don't have some really (and I mean really) deformations you can't be that ugly that no one likes you

not sure if you read my post properly but i said i'm not bad looking. for the way my weight is (which isn't even that bad) i'm fairly good looking, and my haircut is good too. i also go to the gym twice or three times a week,

but you're exactly right. i'm friends with one or two people who have just completely let themselves go in that regards and it's super sad to see.

>>5874224
>biased secondary sources
That's the beautiful thing about Donald Trump supporters: you've convinced yourselves that everyone else is sadistically conspiring against you and you can't trust anyone except Trump himself.

But hell, why not, I can even take Trump's own words as horrible racism
>Claims illegal immigrants from Mexico are rapists and drug dealers
>Wants to create a database for Muslims
>Said Megyn Kelly was on her period because she pressed him on his answers during a debate she was moderating
>Said the entire religion of Islam, including American Muslims, hates America
>Wanted to commit war crimes and slaughter women and children in the name of terrorism
>Says we should torture our enemies and wants to change international law to allow more brutal forms of torture
The man is indefensible. Your friends, families, peers, and leaders warning of the danger Trump poses are not trying to rob you of anything. They just recognize the very real danger Trump poses. You can say he has some good ideas, and maybe he has, but any of the points above make him absolutely unacceptable because when you vote for Trump, you vote for ALL of his ideas, not just the ones you like

>>5874278
>not sure if you read my post properly
I was just stating my opinion. Wasn't directed at you anon.

>>5873983
I think Trump is way better than Cruz, but his economic policies are so bad and will clearly lead to a weaker US. Anyone with a proper education can see this. But the idiot masses he caters to don't understand the world at all. They are so sheltered. They think populist policies work. They have been tried and are still tried. They inherently fail. So, I just can't get myself to vote for him, even though I hate niggers and muslims.

>>5874283
You don't know his platform. How can I take you seriously?

For example, Trump does not claim that illegal immigrants from Mexico are rapists or drug dealers. His claim is (and this is factual) that rapists and drug dealers are coming from Mexico, and that the Mexican government is not only allowing this but actively encouraging it.

As for the Muslim stuff, he's talking about radical Islam idiot. I can't find any sources that say he generalizes about Islam at all, and in fact I've found a variation on "most American muslims are good people, peaceful, and loving" in every article about his Muslim stances EXCEPT for bottom of the barrel shit like HuffPo and Buzzfeed. Also, your logical next step, "His supporters will be racist towards muslims!!!!!" Obama literally has been saying the exact same things and you haven't become racist towards Muslims.

I'm a pretty hard moderate and actually support Bernie pretty handily because I love his policies. However, my weight is currently thrown behind Trump for a lot of reasons (main one for me is that he has the best team-building instinct out of all the frontrunners - Hillary throws her teammates under the bus for personal gain, Cruz didn't know he had a team...Bernie's aight but Trump is better).

Get it through your skull. Trump isn't racist, xenophobic, or homophobic. You can't use those buzzwords on this election - they aren't going to work, plus they're patently false. If you want to win, you have to stop the buzzwords, attack HIM (not his supposed "racism"), and put forward legitimately good ideas instead of just saying "tolerance tolerance tolerance. REPUBLICANS BAD. TRUMP BAD. DEMOCRATS GOOD. tolerance."

>>5874581
His economic policies don't matter. The Presidency has little to no impact on the economy beyond his or her impact on Congress.

Besides, Bernie's are just as bad if not worse, and neither Cruz nor Hillary has said anything on the matter.

>>5874617
Trump literally said, "I think Islam hates us" and has stood by it. You can be like,
>b-but he doesn't mean it! He actually means
He's even got his supporters lying for him. YOU don't know his platform or straight-up ignore the horrible parts of it. Obama has never ONCE called for the banning of all Muslims from entering America. No one besides Trump has because it is insane. You can damage control all you won't but don't lie to yourself AND me on this. These are facts.

You can say it's buzzwords but that doesn't make the terms any less accurate. The things Donald Trump has said during this campaign are straight-up racist, xenophobic, and sexist. Full stop. A great number of his supporters are racist. Another fact. Look in any pro- Trump thread on here and ctrl+f "nigger" and count the results. Here's a Trump supporter shouting, "Go to Auschwitz."
http://youtu.be/wX1XSzteV94

>b-but that's just one!
Bull. Shit.

Color me impressed that Trump can borrow money from his company enough to pay enough experts to manage Trump. He is not a uniter, he's burned the Republican party to the ground. He's not a nice guy. He is literally incapable of apologizing for anything.

I understand that disliking other candidates in a normal election is prone to exaggeration of literally Hitlers but Donald Trump is an evil human being who has helped nobody in his entire life but himself. Period.

>>5874705
>on a random non-Trump 4chan thread
>ctrl+f "nigger"

Am I reading this correctly? 400 results?

He's not racist. He's not sexist. He's not xenophobic. You're throwing lies and you're going to lose the election off of it.

Your entire premise is that all Republicans are backwards, stupid, and bigoted and don't care about the literally Hitler Trump. This is an incorrect premise. I've reviewed everything (in an unbiased way) and believe me I've been incredibly surprised at the things I've found from all sides. Bernie and Trump? Great. Everyone else? I'm shocked. Hillary in particular frightens me.

>>5874777
No it's not. My premise is that Trump supporters are either racist, motivated by fear, or think that voting for a Wall Street billionaire is somehow anti-establishment. I know plenty of Republicans who I disagree with, but I respect, my parents being two of them. However, I have zero respect for Trump supporters because they ignore the reality of his actions and words. Of course his own fucking personal campaign website has his "policies" dolled up and nice to read. It's supposed to be easy and nice because he doesn't stand for anything.

>>5874792
Is America fucked? I'm an outsider and it seems you guys are fucked regardless

>>5874882
That's what it seems to be. But Germany isn't better off either right now. What is happening?

why is mascgen a seperste thread from gaygen? is gaygen femgen now? so confusing

>>5874894
Immigration.

Which is kind of weird for me to say since I was technically an immigrant from Bosnia. The city I lived in had a sizeable Turkish population so when the immigration visa expired we moved to the States because there was already some anti immigration sentiment

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>>5874899
No .

We aren't like other gay guys XD.

>>5874907
is this masc4masc or just masc enthusiasts in here?

>>5874627
I don't like Bernie's either. Hillary has specified her policies better than Trump. And the Benghazi stuff about her is so irrelevant. Let's say she made a bad call or wasn't clear about the event, who cares? People act like she killed them just to make her seem like a bad candidate.

>>5874882
Yup. It looks the the choices are going to be fascist and retarded(anti-nafta) socialist.

I'm voting trump. Not because he's a good choice. But because I'm hoping he'll fuck up bad enough that people get their shit together and start checking the advance of executive power.

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>>5874899
gaygen is femgen now
femgen is mtfgen2 now

mascgen is basically what gaygen is supposed to be, but without tripfags and femposting

>>5874919

It's gaygen but with more pictures and people who post bigger posts.

>>5874919
Depends on who you ask.
Masc4fem mustard race

>>5874903
>Immigration.
Oh yes.

>>5874903
>Which is kind of weird for me to say since I was technically an immigrant from Bosnia.

I honestly don't care if someone is an immigrant as long as they at least adapt to the society of the country they move to. I'm curious how the situation here in germoney will turn out. Especially what happens when we get a new chancelor. No way in hell that Merkel will get the position another time after the shit she pulled.

>>5874926
Looks like me in the morning.
>tfw I've slept so much alone I go to bed without undressing

>>5874934
masc4fem is the only acceptable form of gayness.

>>5874882
This is such a bizarre time in America. I never thought we would go this far backwards this quickly. Trump has turned politics into a joke. Can you imagine him being the international face of America? It's humiliating to think about.

>>5874903
We entered a recession and the Republican party has cultivated a voter base that distrusts government in all its forms in order to justify their obstructionism and deny and stall everything Obama tried to achieve while in office. Now it's biting them in the ass because anti-establishment candidates like Trump and Sanders are actually viable. Congress is effectively broken. Wall Street goes unregulated and hoards more and more of the nation's wealth completely unnoticed while we worry about brown people on the other side of the world. We're reaching the logical conclusion of democratic capitalism. The socialist revolution is nigh

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>>5874939
that sounds uncomfortable. I can't sleep anything else than my underwear on. The only reason I don't sleep naked is because having my junk swinging around freely when I turn is even more uncomfortable.

>>5874959
I don't really care about comfort anymore. Sometimes I sleep on the floor. I usually fall asleep drunk or half drunk.

>>5874943
Masc4fem gen when?
>>5874950
>Trump has turned politics into a joke
Politics has been a joke for a while. We had a bit of a shot when Obama Promised to push for campaign finance reform. He abandoned that pretty fast though.
>>5874959
>more uncomfortable.
That's the best part of sleeping naked though.

>>5874943
>>5874934
Only good masc4fem is hetero the rest is creepy and awkward.

>>5874994
Can I just be a guy that likes guys, and not be x4x anything?

>>5875000
nah tbqh

>>5875000
Slut

>>5874950
Hasn't trump claimed that he's not going to be politically correct?
Like how can he negotiate with other countries if he's racist?
Isn't he basically shooting himself in the foot if he becomes president?

>>5875000
so you don't have a type at all?

I think people should try to be nice to each other, even if they don't have a reason to be

>>5875026
I have a personality type. But I like getting surprised. I like not knowing what comes next in life. I like meeting people and discovering how I thought things were was just my limited view at that moment.

>>5875041
You sound like a nice guy, anon

>>5875056
so is it safe to say you take more interest in relationships than hookups, where personality isn't (necessarily) as important? not being nasty or anything, just genuinely curious

>>5875056
I hear you, but isn't appearance heavily influenced by personality in the end? Aren't physical types the personality types translated in body in most cases?
Anyway, what's your personality type?

>>5875078
not that anon, but hookups are generally boring.

Unless you want to explore some fantasy with little judgement as you probably wont see the person again.

Sex with someone you don't really connect with is usually dull.

>>5875107
isn't the best way to see if you connect with someone to hookup with them tho?

>>5875133
Do you only become emotionally invested in people after sticking your dick in them?

>>5875133
not that anon

but

no

>>5875078
Facade means little to me, yes. In either direction. If hookups are on the table we have to be able to converse first. I need a spark there. I need a lust for life and excitement. Pessimism repels me, dogmatic thinking repels me. Recently my best friend discovered a new band, and I love people in those moments when they are discovering, when they yearn for new input. The moment when you are soaking up as much as you can and welcome whatever comes your way.

>>5875141
no but both my relationships (first one lasted a year and the second one 5 months and counting) started with a simple hookup. no dates or getting to know you or nothing. i'm not that slutty but i prefer to sleep with someone first and then spend the time to get to know them if i felt something special while being with them.

>>5875168
If that's what works for you, that's fine.

I'm the opposite, though. I need to feel the 'something special' by getting to know someone before I can have sex with him

>>5875168
Same, but this only works if you can pull hot guys that immediately grab your attention. If you're just sleeping with someone because there was no one better, then getting to know the first is going to work better.

>>5875184
this desu.
me n u, bonnie n clyde

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>>5873149
can we like have a general that doesnt revolve around lifting. I lift weights too, but in all seriousness there are other masculine hobbies and masculine events than going to the gym and competing in weight lifting tournaments.

>>5875207
I never take the editions too seriously.

If you want to talk about something else just do it, someone will most likely catch up

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>>5875207
I have to agree. Lifting is nice, but it is not the pinnacle of what makes a man a manly man.

>>5875201
i don't understand what you're saying here, obviously you would hook up with people who you are attracted to on the physical level, and the basic level of the talks you have before hooking up.

>>5875207
You were the first one to bring it up.

Let's talk about Ru Paul's Drag Race

>>5875207
The edition doesn't matter. No one ever talks about it. Anyway, without lifting men are just twinks or fat.

>>5875219
>nasty witch mole
>bulbous nose
>old
>fat
gaytards???

>>5875238
instead, lets take inspiration from this sarcastic comment and ask:

what TV shows do you watch?

I'm currently into
The Walking Dead
How to get away with murder
GoT when it comes back.

>>5875266
What if I don't watch television

>>5875266
>sarcastic

I watch RPDR and Face Off on Syfy

>>5875238
who's coming back? it would be lame if it was neysha and if it's someone else it's not fair cause they didn't compete in the first two challenges

>>5875207
Okay. Make the next general with a topic of your choice.

>>5875275
Either a queen from an older season or a new semifinalist or something.

Nobody was unjustly eliminated yet

>>5875286
isn't it lame to insert someone on the middle of the competition tho?

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>>5875272
You don't watch any shows? You don't need a tv to do that. Not when you have the power of the internet.
>>5875266
Currently:
The Walking Dead
The Office
Star Trek Voyager
>>5875263
Well excuuuuse me, Princess for having supreme tastes.

>>5875298

Yeah. But I liked Trixie.

And I wouldn't say it's the middle, it just began. Could be they padded the season with people just to say they're at 100 queens

>>5875305
>taste
>married to a manlet top

>>5875305
I don't watch any shows. Last show I saw was LOST, I guess it's six years since it ended

>>5875305
I had to stop watching TWD for a while because it got too stressful to watch. Way back into it now.

Even though people don't want to talk about lifting. I just want to celebrate in the fact next week is the last week of my program.
wuhoooo

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>>5875335
He's not, but still manlets can be much hot.

>>5875335
My wife is 5'4. You just have to learn to deal with it

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>>5875342
It's ok anon, you're not alone. I don't watch any shows either. If anything, I prefer to watch movies.

Although I sometimes turn on the tv because my room can get creepily quiet at night.

>>5875366
I can't sleep in silence unless it's with someone else.
I used to try and make my ex fall asleep with me with the tv on but he couldn't so I had to give in and sleep in silence.

>>5875400
I can only sleep in silence. Any sound wakes me up and ruins my sleep

>>5875409
if it's quiet, my mind just wanders and I think about what I need to do tomorrow. What I need to do in general. What's annoyed me etc.
my mind just doesn't shut down.
some white noise just stops that

Anybody going to UMass Amherst here? Or applied and got in?
I hope I can get in. I have a 3.4 on a 4.0 scale. Weighted GPA is 3.7. SAT is 1240 out of 1600.

>>5875421
If there is noise I get too focused on the noise and don't slowly fall into the slow unconscious letting go.

>>5875360
>hot bottoms

>in line to pay for things at Walgreens
>catch my natural reflection on a soda fridge
>shitty posture
>ugly
>fat

Oh God
How did I let myself sink so low
I'm losing weight slowly, but until I am attractive I don't deserve to be happy

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This is one of my two cats, /mascgen/. Isn't she beautiful? She's my 14 yeard old girl, I found her when she was a kit and I was 8 back then. I raised her and my other cat, a Siamese male.
I have lived more of my life with them than without.
Today we put her to rest. She had breast cancer, and despite our efforts it went into metastasis. She had two huge tumors in her belly who had gone infected and she was in pain. So I held my princess as she died and I told her how much I loved her.
I feel so empty now. Tomorrow she won't be here and my other cat will be sleeping alone. He's right now with me, cuddling in my bed, which is something he seldom does. We didn't let him get too close to the body, but he saw her.
I have cried a lot in anticipation of this day, but I only shed a few tears as she died. Will I be hit by a truckload of pent up emotions? I need to talk to someone about this, send help

>>5875477
>look at myself in a mirror
>holy shit I'm so hot
>take a photo
>DEAR GOD END THIS CREATURES SUFFERING

>>5875491
>Isn't she beautiful?
>She's my 14 yeard old girl
You sound really fucking gay and really fucking annoying.

>>5875491
time heals.
You just have to know it would have been cruel to keep her alive and you did the best you could. She obviously had a good life and you should be happy in that.
Death happens. It's inevitable. You just have to focus on the good times.

>>5875507
>>>/gaygen/

I want to fuck this guys face up so bad
Hes such a disgusting normie with such a bland personality. I cant believe I used to fantasize about sucking his dick.
No I dont want to fucking grab a beer with you you dumb idiot. Thank god you're straight. And no that girl isnt hot she looks 14 you creepy pedo. Oh you smoke weed, how subversive. Please dont talk to me ever again

>>5875491
I'm so sorry to hear that, anon.

I lost my dog last year. She was 14 as well and I also had her with me since I was 8. It's really sad when they die, I still miss her a lot (mostly in the mornings when she was all sleepy and asked me to rub her tummy). The only good thing I'm glad is that she died in her sleep.

But the sadness goes away eventually and you're left with all the good moments you shared with your pets. Those can be precious.

>>5875530
huh?

>>5875491
I remember when my doggo died. I was at work and my dad suddenly turned up and told me she was dead and left. I could see he was devastated and left because he was about to cry.

I held it in and didn't cry until I got back home. It just weren't able to cry until I was home all on my alone.

You'll get over it anon. Time will pass and it will be longer and longer since she was with you. Getting another cat will help. Just remember that she was there with you.

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>>5875508
>>5875531
Thanks, guys. I keep focusing on the fact that she was already suffering and would only feel more pain. We did, I believe, what was more painless for her.
I am coping well, I guess. But my brother, he asked me to send him pictures of her. I almost lost it there. Not because of her, but because of my brother. He loves her so much.

>>5875525
no how about you we're masculine men. men don't cry about a cat

>>5875554
Grow up.

>>5875548
I don't think I want another cat, at least for the next few years. I still have my other cat, who's snuggling against me right now.
Tomorrow's a new day, I guess.

>>5875554
> he's never had a loyal companion who loved him unconditionally
> he never wept over the death of a loved one
It surely must suck to live an empty life like yours.

>>5875554
You're trying way too hard

>>5875554
I think a masculine man that can break down and cry over the death of his childhood cat is the most masculine thing I can imagine. He's not really mourning the cat. He's mourning the death of his childhood.

>>5875611
if you're abusing steroids and getting bitch tits maybe. faggot

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>you've reached your block limit

>>5875618
>blocking anyone ever
>watering down your online experience

>>5875525
This IS gaygen henny

>>5875611
The one time I completely broke down about this was when I understood that my brother would never see her again. He now lives in the other side of the country and can't visit often, and just before he departed he said his goodbyes to her. Some weeks later, as I thought about that, I became so sad knowing the pain my bro must have felt then and how he must be right now. So I took a 1 hour long bath and just cried and wailed and sobbed. When I came out I was okay and ready for what was to come.

>>5875617
I guess you've never had the boy next door upbringing where your closest friend was your pet and was there all of your childhood. And when that pet dies your childhood is completely over. I know you are trying to antagonize but crying when you loose such a thing is nothing wrong in my eyes.

>>5875630
It's ok dude. It's part of growing up. One day your parents will die, I'm not trying to instigate but life deals blows. Some things prepare us for those. Don't be ashamed of you immediate emotions. I get where you are coming from.

hmsboozecruise.mumbleme.com

51240

come in and voice chat.

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did you remember to work out your legs this week and last week?

>>5875638
>One day your parents will die,
I see where you are coming from. I've got a lot to think about for these next weeks.

>>5875644
I wish I wasn't such a lazy piece of shit
I want a butt like that

>>5875644

I don't work out.

I confine myself to a wheelchair so I atrophy up real good.

I lost a few lbs doing that and eating olive oil soaked cotton balls

>>5875648
Just remember that there are mostly ok people to talk to here. You are never alone.

>>5875644
I only train oly so every session involves legs desu

>>5875660
>eating olive oil soaked cotton balls
Does it fill you up?

>>5875663
Thanks, senpai-kun. You guys are chill, it's nice talking with you all

>>>/hm/1310473
>this will be you someday

>>5875708
>condom
Gross.
Never.

>>5875708
>this will never be me

>>5875708
Which one?

>>5875708
I mean, I'm pretty open minded when it comes to tattoos, but damn. Those are are some shitty tattoos

>>5875717
>will be u, minus the condom

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>>5875708
That's a good feel.

>>5875791
>likes the feeling of jupps dick wrapped around a condom and not bareback dick

dropped / 10

>>5875806
It's probably an open relationship.
Don't judge.

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>>5875817

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>>5875806
Anon. With us it's 'go bare or dontchu dare'.
>>5875854
Oh baby.

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>>5875856
>'go bare or dontchu dare'

>>5875856
>go bare or dontchu dare
Is this your OC?
I want this on a shirt

>>5875865
Is this from a fetish porn?

>>5875888
it looks like a film911 mpreg video, so kinda. They make stuffing, vore, and mpreg videos

>>5875898
I'll stick to an honest god fearing studio like Colt

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>>5875884
Donut steel pls.

Would you?
https://scontent.cdninstagram.com/t50.2886-16/12870898_195479784156815_1161265726_n.mp4
https://scontent.cdninstagram.com/t50.2886-16/10820231_206078423089750_39373388_n.mp4
https://scontent.cdninstagram.com/t50.2886-16/12747184_214509415563537_1065132517_n.mp4
https://scontent.cdninstagram.com/t50.2886-16/12144482_1618628491733615_850603871_n.mp4

>>5875970
Such a cute nose and eyes

W2c masc bf in a sea of flamers?

>>5876038
A sea of flames is so manly ţbh

>durpy face
nope

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>>5876000
what do you think?

>>5876000
>>5876048
meant for that guy mp4

Very derpy

>>5876050
he's still a derp, no thanks

>>5876000
My future wife.

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Goals

>>5875305
>supreme taste
>likes buff quasimodo
pick 1

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>>5876633
>long hair
Why do guys do this? It looks so bad

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>>5876854
>It looks so bad
Most of the times it does, I agree.

But when it looks good, I love it.

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>>5876649
Get over it already.

>>5876886
Nah.

>>5876865
It honestly makes a 9/10 a 4/10

It looks so stupid.

>>5876894
eh, it's a matter of opinion I guess.

>>5876865
Fuckkkkk if only he had a hair cut

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>>5876912
sadly there aren't any pics of him with short hair and a beard.

Without neither of them I think he looks good, but boring.

>>5876865
10/10

>>5876950
4/10

Long hair can look good on the right person, just like literally every other aesthetic choice.

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>>5876999
Professional photography can make a guy look good. This is what is attractive about that picture

it doesn't have much to do with /lgbt/ but, being in touch with manhood, i feel like this is one of the few threads where i can hear some answers.

my life is a shitty trainwreck filled with loneliless and social ineptitude.
after listening to this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sgAu1i6aChs
i realized that my mostly absent father and lack of direction was the major factor in this, and a mentorship from an experienced man might be a solution.i almost think even a solid online connection to an experienced man guiding me might work.
is there even any association or way where i can get into a similar relationship?

the only thing i heard that comes close to what i need is an homosexual relationship with a " surrogate daddy".
has anyone ever been in one of those relationship? how do they work? do you think they are a good experience?

>>5877966
You can have a relationship with an older man. It's simple, really, there are a lot of older men on the apps who are willing to have something with someone younger. In my experience, it's easier if you are a top (because a lot of men have erectile problems later on in life) and if you keep yourself in shape.
But I'm not really sure if this will solve your problem, and if you don't pick someone nice you might just dig yourself deeper into this hole. Actually, I see many ways in which this can go badly. So take care.

>>5877966
Getting into a relationship expecting tje other person to fix you is always a bad idea. Also, someone looking for a relationship will most likely want to be somewhat equal, not having a defined role like 'mentor' in it.

I think a friendship with someone you can have as a role model and maybe even ask for guidance would benefit you a lot more. But I don't know what's the best way to find something like that.

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>>5877966
I wouldn't seek a relationship to fix your problems because how can you convince someone to love you if you don't love yourself?

Be more active, anon. Look to spend more time with friends and family. Avoid the drugs and try to join a sports league. Find a hobby that takes you out of the house. If you maintain optimism and kindness, people will enjoy having you around. Being a man means being in control of your life. You can't help how you were raised but you do have control over what you can do with the life you have now. Don't think, "there are some things I just can't do" but think, "how can I make this easier to do." At the end of the day, think of the good things you have in your life, and think of things to look forward to in the future. You're not broken, anon. The remarkable thing about humans is their ability to recover and rebuild, and then build more.

>>5878027
Agreed. The fairytale story of some guy coming along to 'save' you is a total crock of shit. people might give you inspiration or encouragement to make a change, sure, but when it boils down to it you just have to get over your own bullshit and find the energy and willpower within yourself to change

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>>5878037
Oh sweet saving gifs from tumblr still animates them when you post them here

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>>5878052
You must be new to 4chan.

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Post your ideal job or if you're unsure just post your ideal husband.

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>>5878062
I meant on my phone. iOS is pretty weird with gifs so sometimes when I save them from the internet onto my phone and post here it just posts the first static frame of the gif. But apparently it works now so that's good cuz tumblr gifs are the best

Except when you get gifs of hot as fuck porn and you can't find the source anywhere

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>>5873189
so I take it from this map that 15 people frequent this general from all sorts of timezones except for asia. How come it's so empty though?

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>>5878087
Probably a software development manager. Honestly I'm not looking to rise to the top of my field I just want to make enough money to comfortably provide for a future family

And pic related is husbando

>>5878099
Nigga I ain't post on the zeemaps I don't want to meet any of you nerds but I am pretty active on here

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>>5878111
There is an option to not put down your contact information, you do know that right?

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>>5878087
Posting both in one pic

>>5878120
You want to be a teacher married to a teacher? Enjoy being poor.

>>5878115
True but I don't care enough to find out where everyone lives. There's 38 unique posters in this thread at least

>>5878120
A spanish teacher and a spanish teacher husband?

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>>5878126
>>5878139
He doesn't have to be a teacher as well

Ayyy, what's up mascgen.

Who /amateurmusician/ here?

>>5878192
Does playing badly a couple of instruments count?

>>5878192
im not good nor persistent enough to be consider amateur. but hi, ive got a korg microkey

>>5878199
>me
what instruments do you play badly?
I suck at guitar, ukelele and keyboard

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>want to lose 5 lbs
>obsessively track calories, TDEE, food and water intake for 2 weeks
>think i've made progress
>weigh myself today
>gained 5 lbs

>>5878242
same, but add drums to it

>>5878199
It's not about knowledge, it's about making music, however amateur it may be.

>>5878238
Haha, that's a start at least. Why don't you practice anymore?

>>5878242
Never took classes after buying those instruments? I'm pretty ok at the bass, can do some really sweet stuff by now and am in the process of trying to record shtick.

>>5878253
iktf except I was trying to gain and ended up losing

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I'm Bi and can't find a GF or a BF
I'm not the most HIGH TEST guy but I can certainly work out and I think I'm going to go for getting a nice booty, but do you masc guys like that in a guy?
Or do you just prefer a MASC4MASC deal?

>>5878271
>I'm Bi
good luck

>Why don't you practice anymore?
I like to make music, not practice
im not good at making music tho and I wont be until im good with an instrument
I made 360 something "songs" on a android app called caustic 3
Im using fl studio but Im not able to make things that I like with it

>>5878259
>Never took classes after buying those instruments?
because I have internet
Im ok ish (not really) with the ukelele and look for tabs online to play with my guitar
I need to get better at keyboarding but my micro key is too micro
I can barely play it with 2 hands

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>>5878271
having a nice booty and a 'masc' body aren't mutually exclusive

>>5878259
>it's about making music
If that's the case, then yeah. I make lots of music. Bad music, though.

>>5878288
share something

>>5878295
I don't really record anything because the closest thing to a mic I have is my computer and everything there sounds just awful.

>>5878327
do it anyway
I will be either objectively honest or save my opinion
whatever you like

>>5878338
I'm not at home now, but remind me later and I may do it

I understand that tripping here is a social faux pas, but I'm a trip from gaygen who sees himself as more masculine than feminine. Would it be a bad idea to start tripping here? I see silentprotagonist doesn't go anonymous and you guys reply to him and it seems you accept him.

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>>5878504
> Would it be a bad idea to start tripping here?
Yes. What's the point of coming to an anonymous image board and then adopting a persistent identity for yourself? Do you have any reason why you might need to consistently identify yourself? I doubt you do.
If you truly are notable in some way (maybe you lift like a motherfucker or produce content, or simply because you post good opinions), you'll sooner or later be recognized among the posters simply because of your contributions.
Still, if you do NEED to trip for a particular reason or another (maybe because you produce content and need to identify yourself as that particular person/anon), this does not mean you SHOULD consistently use your trip.You can use it just when it's necessary or useful, and apart from that you should go anonymous.

> I see silentprotagonist doesn't go anonymous and you guys reply to him and it seems you accept him.
Can't say for the others but I only tolerate him and would much prefer full anonymity. I might not tolerate you, though.

>>5878504
>tripping here is a social faux pas
you just answered your own question. personally i think using trips is annoying, but i won't call you out or anything if you decide to do it.

>>5878561
i see, well dare I promote the tinychat? I did make it afterall for us to use democratically. I'm even willing to give moderator power to some of you guys.

>>5878582
I see no problem with the tinychat, despite not using it myself precisely because I want anonymity. If you want we can try to put it in the next OP

just did all my squats (and the rest of my programme) because I'm a good boy.

>>5878282
FL sucks for trying to make anything non-digital. FL is even sub-par for digital in the first place. You should get a better DAW. Try Reaper, it's free as well and only costs 60 bucks if you decide to actually buy the full-feature version.

Get an interface for your instruments and a mic. All of that costs up to 200 bucks and you can record at a pretty decent production value desu.

And being self-taught is nice and all, but you will never learn real technique if you don't at least take some lessons for a little while. A year or so, and you'll know the basics. The rest you can do by yourself.

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>>5878588
I understand 4chan being anonymous, but tinychat allows guys to be more friendly and who knows maybe new relationships will start. Maybe new friendships which require not being anonymous. We will just have to separate tinychat from mascgen on 4chan. Not mentioning names from chat etc. since that will be against our rules. It can just be there for people to use but not relay on here.

>>5878606
No need to be so strict, m80. I just don't want trips in the thread, that's all. And I can see why the tinychat can be useful (there's someone here who I would like to meet, so I know the feel). Who knows, I might even visit the chat one of these days. Care to provide a link?

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>>5878643
www.tinychat com/mascgen

>>5878648
It seems to not be working for me it says I log in then log out.

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>>5878669
Me too my administrative powers are revoked and it looks like no one is in the room even though it says one person is in there.

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>>5878683
>>5878669
I guess it's broken. Oh well.

>>5878695
>www.tinychat com/mascgen
working for me

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>>5878596
Good boy.

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>>5879935
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kCYMnEIBWb0

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>>5880029
>Finished the video right on the final chorus
reeeeeeeee

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>>5880091
The song sucks anyway. It's just catchy as hell.

>>5879935
My gyms really annoying me.
It only has two lifting platforms and loads of squat racks, but people who just squat hog the platforms.

Why aren't I rich enough to have my own gym?

>>5880141
You don't have to be rich to get the basic stuff

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>retarded things gaygen says
>>5880163
>>5880124

>>5880162
I suppose you don't need much apart from a bar and weights for oly stuff.
I live in central London though so space is the largest factor. Bad times.

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>>5880141
You just need to go to a good gym. Sounds like you go to a shitty one full of tryhards.

>>5880171
don't bring that here

we're literally here to get away from that

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>>5880189
>implying you can ever escape gaygen
This thread exists by proxy because of gaygen

Is there such a thing as a 100% masculine gay man?
You can see a little bit of gay in all these images of beefy or hairy gay men

>>5880218
even in those that are straight?

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>>5880218
That's most likely you're watching suggestive photos of men in a gay thread

if this was a straight girl gen they would seem straight to you

except maybe the ones showing their butts

>>5880242
>most likely you're watching
my phone ate the 'because'

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>>5880242
I see balls

More posts like this
>>5880095
>>5880242
Less like this
>>5880171

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>>5880273
jokes on you

>it's all the same person

>>5880242
fuark

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>>5880272
That's his soul, actually.

>>5880309
I want this guy to beat me up with his butt

>>5880309
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KkJnd9rSAQ8

>>5880318
ikr

>tfw he'll never sit on your face

feels bad man

>>5880324
>he'll never choke me with his dirty briefs
fml

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http://hairygingerman.tumblr.com/archive

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so is this the thread where faggots come to pretend they're big macho men?
do you call eath other 'bro' and stuff?

>>5881046
>www.reddit.com/r/gaybros

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>>5881046
This is a thread where you shut the fuck up and leave you retarded faggot.

>>5880978
>pics clearly from instagram but no sources
>pointless comments attached to every one
No thanks.

>tfw the feels hit

Mascgen I have a serious problem and I would appreciate some serious help.

It has recently been brought to my attention that my voice is really fucking gay, and has always been gay. I've reviewed my voice using things like Vocaroo and Snapchat to hear what I usually sound like; I don't have sibilant consonants (the "gay lisp" where you have hypercorrect S's and T's). It would be easier if I did, because then I'd be able to do something about it. Instead, I just have this vague aura of fagginess that colors everything about what I say.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s08IIEgF6uNV

More vocaroos in the morning when I can use my full voice/resonance and maybe find sentences that illustrate it better than the random ass ones I picked.

Did anyone here have a femmy voice? What did you do about it? I keep getting fucking asked if I'm gay and nobody will believe me even when I say I'm not. Even my bi friend thinks I'm lying that I'm bi. My plan was to hang around heteros and just let my voice naturally adjust, but I'm not sure that's gonna work...

>>5881717
Accept it and become the fem all yaoi fangirls dream of converting.

>>5881717
I've always had a pretty monotone voice, not particulary masc or fem (I've had people ask me if I'm bored/tired/sad though)

That vocaroo doesn't give much to work with so I can't give you any specific pointers. However, learning to speak 'from your chest' instead of doing so 'from your throat' as well as learning to speak slower (if you do it too fast) will not only make you sounf more masculine but also people will understand you better.

There are many videos on YouTube about that. The other day I saw one (didn't watch it though) titled 'how to speak like a man'

Take into account that your voicr might not be the only thing giving you away. Thr way you gesticulate with both your hands and face, as well as your stance and the way you walk may also be hinting people that you are gay.

That's basically how the gaydar works. A gay person recognizes this mannerisms in another one, even the more subtle ones, as they usually share them

>>5881758
no thanks. I don't mind being able to put on a gayvoice but I just want to sound normal when I talk normally.

>>5881783
I do speak from the chest - that's actually my problem!. My voice does not resonate in the mouth or throat, which makes me sound very hushed. At least, that's what the public speaking videos lead me to believe.

It's 100% the voice. This may sound completely stupid, but I'm an Asperger's extrovert. I desperately needed friends, but people would reject younger-me for acting like a fuckin robot. So I learned how to do body language. I control most of my body language consciously - if there's something gay I'm doing, it's on purpose either to flirt or to joke. I actually consider it a strength of mine because manipulating your body language is incredibly useful. I can make friends with anyone.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0bc5kw7F3k7

I don't think it has anything to do with the source of the voice or the resonance. My first instinct is to say that I "wobble" my vowels but that doesn't make any fucking sense, nor does it give me a course of action to prevent that from happening. Maybe it's just the general tone, but that gives me even less of an idea of what to do about it.

>>5881783
Actually nobody has any idea where gaydar comes from - computers haven't found any patterns for it yet. Humans have a statistically significant chance to detect gayness in images that were flashed in front of their eyes for .25 seconds. In some cases, the humans weren't even aware that they had even seen a human face at all, yet could tell whether or not the person displayed was gay. The effect was more pronounced for detecting gay in men, but was still present for women.

Gay voice doesn't have anything to do with homosexuality, but is associated with homosexuality and "campiness" for whatever reason. It is way more common in gays than in straights, but this is probably a coincidence - after all, a Mexican accent is way more common in brown people than in white or asian people, but the two have nothing to do with each other.

>>5881816
I think this might be a case of you overthinking things and turning it into a sort of self fulfilling prophecy regarding your voice, the key will be to lighten up a bit. But doing vocal exercises is never a bad thing, here are some things that I do to vocal train.

I read 4chan posts out loud, pretending each one have a different accent. This can be american accents, english accents, russian accent, indian accent, you get the drift of it. To me this highlights certain things to me when I do them, such as >>5881783 wrote about speaking slower.

Start researching accent and vocal training videos on youtube
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bn8USG441DU
for instance deals with something you rarely see when people worry about gay voice, I'll copypasta som text for you

>What does it Feel Like to be the "American" you want to sound like? Learn how to embody the traits you'd like to convey and see how that comes out in the way you speak.

Then there are videos like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g-UaDPcXnyw
That teaches you how to do physical things to change your voice

Research things like voice acting
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OhFEclsyhwk
throat singing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3K3RimjsnQ
singing tutorials
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9IejHKpfHso
In order to understand how to speak from different places. Lastly, have fun with it. Consider it a gestalt project of yours.

>>5881863
>I read 4chan posts out loud, pretending each one have a different accent.
I was expecting this post to end up VERY differently. Too much /r9k/ maybe.

Thank you for the resources! I will give them a try. Voice acting is an interest of mine, so even if I can't change my "base" voice at least I'll have some fun learning how to do crazy accents and inflections.

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>>5881243
>caring about content
>not just appreciating beauty
Who gives a shit dude.

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>>5880978
> dead eyes

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>tfw ohp is now 150 for reps (5×8)

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>>5881863
I'm pretty sure I was developing gay voice when I was in middle school but my dad told me he'd take away my Gameboy advance if I didn't stop talking like that and at that point I realized I had to stop playing with my friends after school and force myself to play basketball with douches I didn't even like

It's pretty weird bececause my voice ended up sounding completely masculine now that I'm an adult and nobody can tell I'm gay unless I tell them.

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Post stats, share success/failure
> tfw only started deadlift and barbell squat two months ago
> tfw had neglected ohp

>>5882642
Yeah people end up sounding like their friends. It's just that my friends don't have the gayvoice, so it's really frustrating that I got it anyway.

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>>5883157
I honestly wouldn't sweat it. I know that is probably easy for me to say since I don't have it, but I will say that gay voice is the least of my gripes when it comes to dudes I find attractive. A hot guy who has his shit together is hard enough to find as it is. A little feminine inflection isn't gonna be a deal breaker for me. If anything, being insecure about it or shitting on other guys who have it is far more unattractive to me

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guess who's on the last week of their program... Then it's max day.

This guy

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>>5884593
Congrats, FG.

>>5884601
Am I meant to know what FG means?

Is it some abbreviation all the cool kids are using nowadays?

Am I old?

Help

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>>5884639
Feelgood/FG.

I assume he is you.

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>>5884649
That ain't me brutha.

But thanks for the congrats anyways

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>>5884673
>crossfit

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>>5884697
Oh my days that clean (can I even call it that?)

That woman's gonna kill herself

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>>5884708
like I said
>crossfit

>>5884714
I'm legit wincing through these.

Thank god I started oly without any history of crossfit. I feel like I've learned properly, not just throwing as much weight as you can in an allotted time

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>>5884714
>>5884708
http://img.pandawhale.com/post-44875-ultimate-crossfit-fail-gif-Img-t8uq.gif

>>5884725
WHY WOULD YOU NOT JUST DROP THE BAR AND TRY AGAIN IN A MINUTE OR SO?

Why do his friends not stop him. Why. Why?

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>>5884732
>friends
Hahahaha

/fit/, if you're going to post in other boards, can you at least post your weird scooby memes?

>>5884827
Why would you want to see scooby. He's so ugly

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>>5884827
how about no

>>5884880
they're funny, tho. natty gains, and all that.

>>5884906
more like ugly gains

> "oh, tonight's slow, maybe there are anons chatting in the tinychat"
> go to tinychat
> empty
> always empty
Ok I guess.

>>5885114
How are you doing, anon?

>>5885127
Pretty ok. I'm the anon whose cat died. These last days have been exhausting, but I'm doing fine-ish. I've been talking with my brother, and we are discussing what to put on the place where we buried the cat.
I'm partial to a rose bush, since she loved them so, but it wouldn't fit that part of the garden. My brother and his wife would like a statue. So we will keep talking until we decide on something, which shouldn't take long.

>>5878271
Post butt.
>>5882552
Nice. I'm struggling to get past 1pl8
>>5882863
How long have you been liftan?
>>5884827
>N-no homo

>>5885218
I started lifting with discipline around June 2015, but didn't put much thought on my nutrition and didn't start on any of the big lifts apart from bench press. I only started to hit my macros and take care of my nutrition on december 2015, and I started squats and deadlifts on january 2016.
It's been good progress, considering the time span.

>>5885231
That is pretty good for less then a year. Keep it up m8.

>>5884827
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VApj431HD6Y
Is this to your liking?

>>5885266
T-thanks senpai

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>tfw go to gaygen to troll
>tfw come here to actually post important content

Do you guys think it's because I'm drunk that I do this kind of stupid shit or is there a part of me that literally just wants to watch the world burn?

>>5885572
No reason it can't be both. Alcohol lowering your inhibitions could be all the excuse you need to release your inner dick bag.

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>>5885594
,but I'm not being the dick bag the other troll is. I'm just counter trolling.

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>>5885572
>>5885608
and just like that
another war between generals began

>>5875644
I want to bury my face in that ass

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So, who else has the hots for someone?

There's is a guy in my class that fits perfectly the kind of body I like: tall, big and built all over with the nicest ass I've seen. Sadly he is also loud, kinda slow (not dumb) and straight (althought there is a rumor that he got sucked/sucked a friend's dick).

This is more curious because I never find anyone form here appealing, mostly because there is almost no gay scene and all dudes, straight and gay, have the body of twinks.

How do you overcome an infatuation? I ask because everytime I see him I have to really try not staring.

>>5885903
Well, if someone is good looking to you, you will always find them physically attractive unless their personality is so bad that it turns you off (but that doesn't seem to be the case here)

What I do is to avoid seeing/talking them as much as possible. If he's in your class, sit somewhere you can't stare at him easily (like a couple of rows in front of him).

Convincing yourself that nothing will ever happen works too (he's straight so you have a strong reason to think that already) but depending on how much you like him it might make you sad.

Ultimately, the besr way to get rid of it is to date someone else. One good date is usually enough for me to convince myself that there's someone I can actually can (and want) to be with.

>>5885939
Fuck. I typed that like shit. Sorry, I'm half asleep.

>>5885903
One of the things to seriously consider,
Become the body you want to date. Something about the gay twin theory, apparently we tend to date people similar to ourselves.
I don't feel like that made sense.

In other words, you want a built up guy? Become a built up guy and it'll be easier to date one.

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>>5885939
>...you will always find them physically attractive unless their personality is so bad that it turns you off...

That's the worst part. Talking to him you can realize that his a actually a prety good guy. In most situations he's a better person than I am, wich only contributes to me like him more. I mean, if he was a mean obnoxious dudebro I'd probably still like him, but it'd be more easy to get rid off.

>Ultimately, the besr way to get rid of it is to date someone else. One good date is usually enough for me to convince myself that there's someone I can actually can (and want) to be with.

I might start doing this. The thing is he's the first guy I actually really like, I've never thought of someone being appealing where I live and the LGBT scene is full of twinks, junkies and depressed people. Not many of them I would actually like being involved with.

Overall thanks for the advice, mascanon.

>>5885974
>Become the body you want to date. Something about the gay twin theory, apparently we tend to date people similar to ourselves.

Kek pic related

>In other words, you want a built up guy? Become a built up guy and it'll be easier to date one.

I started going to the gym last year, and I am not even to otter mode yet. The thing is: while I would love to date him, it's likely that we'd just get bored of each other. We are litteraly on different sides of the spectrum. For what I could see he cares mainly for three things: being with his gf, play rugby and alcohol. I am no where near as outspoken and outgoing as he is.

I do get what you are saying and I appreciate the advice, mascanon #2.

>>5885903

I can't tell if he has a small head or big body.

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>>5885903
>How do you overcome an infatuation?
By eventually building up the courage to ask them out. Sure you will most likely be turned down, but then you can move on to better things.

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Let's tell our mirin stories. You have been mired before, haven't you anon? Or are you a DYEL skelly?

> be hanging out with group of female friends
> they know I'm gay, so they know I'll never be interested on them
> one of them stares at me and, without saying a word, rubs my pecs
> "you are looking good anon"
> "t-thanks"
> other friend chimes in
> "your arms are getting thick, anon"
> another girl wants me to unbutton my shirt
> another tries to set me up with a queen friend of hers
> some of these girls have said that they would like to have children with, they literally offered their bodies to me if I ever want to be a father
> tfw I am offered more pussy than any of my straight friends but dont want any

>>5887323
Nice made up story anon.

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>>5887323
I went to a gay bar last week and we bumped into a straight girl who was out with a gay friend of hers, and later in the night the girl said to me,
>My friend would never admit this, but he finds you really attractive
Same night same bar we run into my best friend's ex, who's actually pretty cute. They ended things on nice enough terms so we're friendly. Turn Down for What comes on and I'm drunk then so I bust a move and the ex is like,
>Holy shit anon, I'm actually turned on right now
But I have enough sense to not start shit with friends' exes so I don't do anything

It's nice because I think I'm nonthreateningly attractive enough that gay dudes and other people are inclined to just be nice to me. I'm in THE BUBBLE

>>5887323
Eh, I'm still a skelly but I get my share of mirin anyways. Sadly, it comes mostly from girls who get crushes on me. Seeing their expression when I tell them I'm gay, after they came onto me, is both sad and hilarious.

Makes me wonder if I would get laid a lot more if I was straight.

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>>5887323
post body

I only get compliments from my bf and stares from girls in classes. I am not very social and get bored of people quickly. baka

>>5885903
there's this guy who I've been crushing on for the past 4 or so years now. we go to the same schools and have very similar classes. unfortunately we're in (the equivalent of) senior year now and i have only one class with him, and our teacher has put us into groups for some big project and i'm not in his group, meaning he'll talk to me only about once a lesson now. gutted!

it's not a big crush, either, just that i find him really really attractive. he has a gf though, so i've long since accepted it's never gonna happen, even if his friends are always joking that he's gay because of his personality

>>5887074
panel 3 is my ideal relationship and i actually have it saved to my computer for motivation

unfortunately i am 6'8" so i not only have to find a gymbro who is gay and interested in me, i have to find a massive giant gymbro who is gay and interested in me :(

there's probably like 2 out there and they're probably fucking

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>>5888229
>6'8"

You poor gentle giant of a man. I wish you good luck sir, but don't discount the shorter varieties. You may surprise yourself.

>>5888229
i can identify with that. panel number 3 is goals as fuck

>>5888229
panel 3 is GOAT but at 6'8 you will never have that naturally its a huge handicap.

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>>5887074
>gaysome
May as well post the good ones

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>>5888590

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>>5888596

>>5888380
well i mean i don't need him to be exactly my height. 6'3" is the shortest I'll ever go for bf/bff status - real 6'3", not "I'm about 6'3"."

Shorter than that is fine for friends and fuckbuddies but I'm sorry, I can't handle a best friend or boyfriend who can't even talk to me while we're out in public. I already don't like leaning down to hear everything people say. I'm not going to deal with that shit from the person I spend most of my time with.

Of course my current best friend is a 5'3" girl so...but that's different, I'm never gonna bro out with her, we aren't gonna lift together, etc. etc.

>>5888446
i can dream

>>5888416
honestly panel 1 is sort of fine but what the fuck is panel 2

anything looks good compared to panel 2

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>>5888674
>Of course my current best friend is a 5'3" girl
Of course.
Kinda kawaii.

>>5888596
that's messed up

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>>5888674
>6'8" and 5'3" best friends
Don't make me gush about size difference fetish I'll do it I swear

>>5888674
>anything looks good compared to panel 2
>>5888416 here, i agree. i mean, i'm into pretty much anyone except traps, femboys etc but even i don't like panel 2. what is that supposed to be? hipster twinks?

>>5888746
We don't fuck! just to be clear. We are both bi, and she's pretty hot, and the idea has been brought up, but we just never ended up so much as going on a date. It's not in the cards.

Fun fact: She came out as bi to me a few weeks after I came out to her. Originally she responded with "Yeah I'm straight but I could totally understand bisexuality!" and then "yeah so it turns out i understood it a little better than i thought I did." It was p cute not gonna lie.

She's currently got a shattered pelvis from a car accident so I mostly just check in and make sure she's okay. It's really sad - she's expected to make a full recovery, but not anytime soon, and until then she has to walk very slowly everywhere on crutches.

>don't make me gush about size difference fetish
here's one for you!

At first I thought all my fuck buddies were manlets but it turns out that if I'm standing straight I can rest my head on top of a 6' person's head. So I have no idea if I'm fucking manlets or not.

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>>5888771
I'm the macro fag who was posting in mascgen a thread or so ago. The 6'8 thing is hot af to me but since you said you wouldn't date under 6'3 it makes me despair at the chances of finding a giant bf who loves being bigger than me as much as I love being smaller than him

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>>5888748
>hipster twinks
I think so. That panel reminds me of me and my ex bf. *shudders*

In my defense, I was 16 around that time and kinda about to start modeling.

What's new, /mascgen/? It's Friday night, i got new sheets, and nobody to get between them.

This early spring thaw is emphasizing that I should've started cutting hard sooner. I am at no suitable bf% to be semidressed in public.

>>5888771
>6'8
>Not fucking qt 5'3" friend
Come on. You've got to do it. For science.

I just joined a swingers site and I'm getting So many requests already.

I'm tempted to explore a m+f couple too.

Sexuality man. It's cuhrazy

>>5889568
Good for you, my experience was the complete opposite.

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>>5889568
Just don't get aids

>>5889579
What? Nobody wanted to bang you? Or you were repulsed by the women?

>>5889581
I'm massively turned off by bareback sex and swallowing strangers cum.

If your my boyfriend and we are in a committed relationship that's a different story. But strangers are gross. Assume the worst and wrap their shit up

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>>5889585
Good.

>>5889583
The first.

>>5889592
I'm sorry.
If it makes you feel any better sometimes I like fucking vaguely gross people (not like total gross, like 3-4/10).

>>5889610
I'm the same, they didn't want to either. Too small of a dick, most of them are looking for BBC. I'm not joking or memeing.

>>5889636
What site were you on? Just out of curiosity? The one I've joined everyone just seems like they wanna fuck anything desu

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>tfw haven't had sex with bf all year

What do mascgen?

new thread:
>>5889800
>>5889800
>>5889800

>>5889785

find a hookup