/mtfg/ Male to female gen: Goldfinger edition.

how do i become a boy?

Yay, new thread!

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How is everyone doing tonight? Are you up to anything fun?

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>>5871386
John Feldmann is a serious QT

>>5871389

>>5843286

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today is pi day so remember everyone to eat some pie

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>>5871402
I had a chocolate muffin instead :c

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>>5871397
I'm up for shitposting!

>tfw like one of the only trannies left out of the meetup

Heres a question for straight transwomen, Have you or would you be willing to try a cuckquean relationship with your bf?

Cuckqueaning is an arrangement where a woman enjoys her partner having sex with other women. In real life it is open, consensual and encouraged by the woman - distinguishing it from cheating - but may be secret and/or non-consensual in fantasy. It can be done with a flavour of humiliation or simply out of joy in the partner's pleasure (compersion). It was once also known as female cuckold or reverse cuckold, until the cuckquean term entered general use. The Japanese equivalent terms are 「逆寝取られ」 (gyaku netorare) or 「逆NTR」.

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>>5871402
I don't have any! What do I do!!!!

>>5871413
probably for a good reason

>>5871416
trip on cheska

>>5871416
no. I am attracted to power and dominance. not to weakass liberal cucks.

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>tfw parents
(okay, parent, my dad doesn't know yet)

I guess talking about it feels better than not, but trying to get anything through to Gregorian fundamentalists is beyond my convincing abilities.

At least I probably won't get kicked out but her reaction was almost more painful than that.

>>5871423

somebody post the pic of cheska being blinded by sophie

>>5871416
LOL NOPE! Cucking is weird af tbvh

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>>5871402
>15/3/2016
>pi day

>>5871427
It will get better. Give them time to process things.

>>5871394
Heya tahm how have you been

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What current archive keeps track of /lgbt/?
>>5871427
I hope it goes well, I'm sorry you're having trouble

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>>5871419
You gotta hurry and bake one fast

>>5871432
australia is shit

>>5871441
http://4archive.org/ is the last one until Love is Over is back up

>>5871444
>australia is shit
you shut ur cunt

>>5871435
>>5871441
I hope but I suck at optimism.

If my mom says "deluded" one more time though I can't predict anything.

>>5871452
butthurt assie detected, don't let me call the emus ya cunt

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>>5871444
But I don't know how!! Can I have some of yours? I don't want the pie gods to smite me ;~;

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this is nice

>>5871463
>lemon demon
they're still around wew

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>>5871460
We can learn to make one together!

>>5871457
u bloody emus still think u own the damn place u cunts will see

>>5871453
My mom preferred the word "confused".

Does anyone else have a permanent headache since starting hrt?? It's not terrible but it's definitely there most of the time.

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i went swimming

twice

in public

i bought a swimsuit even

it was good

I'm considering going homeless for a few weeks, booking it to the north, and escaping to a close friends house where I'll conjure up a new identity as a healthy functioning member of society.
Seriously, fuck the south, fuck everyone down here, fuck my ugly face, body, voice, everything.

Save me.

>>5871471
Are you on progesterone?

>>5871473
booboo you a cuhrayzee. CUHRAYZEE!!

>>5871473
your eyeliner is horrible

>>5871471
Are you on spiro? Are you drinking enough? Keep hydrated on water, you might be dehydrated.

I'm so hungry. What are some easy things to make mtfg? Or some of your favorite foods for inspiration?

>>5871470
she means it in a literal "tricked by the actual devil" sense though

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>tfw 5 1/2 hours till i leave my apartment to go to the airport

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>>5871467
Can I wear a cute apron? :3

>>5871465
[spoiler]it's an individual

>>5871479
heh

>>5871480
thats why im making the face. i ditched the liquid stuff. my hands shake too much to put it on any good.

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>>5871483
>What are some easy things to make mtfg

Your butt.

>>5871431
Cucking can be beautiful when women are into it, it's pathetic when guys cuck.
>>5871424
>not to weakass liberal cucks.
Cuckquean =/= cuckholding

>>5871477
No just spironolactone and estradiol
>>5871482
I'd think so. I feel like I drink enough anyway.

>>5871473
saved

Sorry if this has been asked before but I was wondering, did you start having sessions with a therapist when you found out you are trans?

>>5871490

did you waggle wiggle your butte all around?

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>>5871487
If you don't you might get messy!
>>5871498
Just double check with your doc then because that's my only idea.
>>5871483
Grilled cheese!
>>5871503
Yeah I started therapy like as soon as I realized wow I really am trans like I need to talk to someone just to make sure this is real what the heck

>>5871465
>she didn't hear mouth sounds
Fucking normies.

>can you draw your mental image of yourself

>>5871503
No I was always seeing a therapist for reasons my parents saw, and I think I've told a total of three that I want to be a girl, and I implied it to another, but apparently no one knew until I came out and found a specialist who could get me in to see an endo quickly

How do I tell qt3.14 that I like her without her calling the police on me?

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>>5871515
Sorry I can't draw

>>5871494
Pls no. I think rimming is really gross.
>>5871508
Yeah maybe??? I like them with tomato, spinach and jalapeños. My gf says they taste great with ramen but she's kinda strange.
>>5871493
Tfw faye will never cook for you

>>5871520
Have you tried holding a boombox playing Peter Gabriel?

>>5871515
Your mom wants you to draw yourself as a girl?

Based on >>5871484 though I'm guessing she's really dumb and thinks you're going to draw some demon so she can go "aha! I tricked you devil"?

>>5871524
I actually can't so there's that, but parents still say the oddest shit.

>>5871508
>>5871517
How did you find a specialist on trans stuff? I'm kinda scared to go to a therapist that doesn't know anything about that...

>>5871532
Like if I could go back and do one thing that wouldn't change my life, I'd secretly record every conversation I had with a therapist
So that I would remember my childhood

>>5871531
I think we're over that interpretation of the term mental image (spent 2 hours on consciousness vs reality metaphysics), she just thought I had a specific nitpicky set of characteristics I wanted to have.

>she's really dumb and thinks you're going to draw some demon so she can go "aha! I tricked you devil"?
nah, not quite

shit, now my dad wants to talk

>>5871416
>being a cuck
for what purpose

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>>5871515
what i see in the mirror, does that count

>>5871538
Google "gender specialist therapist [my city]"

>>5871546
Don't post pics of me

>>5871538
Mine seems like more of an /lgbt/ specialist than any sort of trans specialist. He knows enough to be competent and does the job nicely for me.
What you'll wanna do is go on Psychology Today and look for Transgender issues or Gender issues and just browse local therapists who have included that.
>>5871528
I usually just go plain cheese, but sometimes add in extra types of cheese!

>>5871542
>and I'm literally hearing things because apparently he's been upstairs this whole time

welp

>>5871493
>tfw you will never meet anyone from here irl and if you did you would dwarf them and feel bad

>>5871553
ooga booga

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>>5871561
>>5871553

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>>5871508
But getting messy is my favorite part!!

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>>5871567
But you'll ruin your clothes!

>>5871505
mah

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kind of excited mtfg, the prof I emailed about research replied and wants to meet with me :D

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>>5871561
>>5871563
>tfw the drawing was too accurate
>tfw you are the image
Rainy day delivery clothes aren't flattering. ｡ﾟ(ﾟ´Д｀ﾟ)ﾟ｡

>>5871554
>>5871550
Thanks for the help!

>>5871590
You wear flecktarn?

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>>5871590
>ywn shoot up a school with pleb
why fucking live

>>5871581
>mah
I do not understand.
please explain.
bob it.

>>5871590
those are some huge ass hands, they fully cover your face and more dayum

>>5871603
nah*

Yung yume's shemale squad

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>>5871596
Yeah, its a nice jacket for 20. I wanna get the goretex Ivan has, but
>tfw no moneys
>>5871601
We can go back to my old hs if you wanna. There's a lot of combustible shit there.
>>5871608
They go up to my brow. ;-;

I shaved my balls the other day, accidentally clogged the drain, ballsack hair so coarse. They look nice now though, pretty much looks like a frowning vin diesel. Don't forget to like me on facebook, follow me on twitter and subscribe to my youtube channel!

>>5871619
You should try epilating them. Feels so smooth.

>>5871612
what?huh?uuuuuuuuuuh. what else in the teaches of peaches?

>>5871617
>They go up to my brow. ;-;
you poor thing

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>>5871621
>epilating your genitals
NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE

>>5871621
I'm cis tho, I don't mind hair all that much.

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>>5871608
if those are huge-ass, what realm of measurement can you put mine in? :')
>>5871617
gimme a clip so i can do some damage
>>5871619
>frowning vin diesel
lold.

>>5871635
are you the hulk?

>>5871637
hulking hon ama

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>tfw no trans gf

>>5871642
why do you smash?

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>>5871648
t-rage, of course.

>>5871646
become your own

>>5871646
Did you shave?

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>>5871575
Then I guess I'll just have to wear less clothes ^_^

>>5871651
you're a big girl

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>>5871656
meme.

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>>5871655
B-but then your skin will get messy!

>>5871654
yes I did. ;w;
>tfw twink body

>>5871660
grace i love you

>>5871659
show me your butt

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>>5871635
we have the same hand but my nails suck

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>>5871668
>wanting to see honbutt
das nasty.

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>>5871665
I love you too anon~
>>5871662
You look cute like that.
Must be a good feel since you like being a cuteboy huh?

>>5871560
Can I share those feels with you?
I lost a bunch of muscle.... Then gained a bunch back when corporate started downsizing at work and I had to do 2 jobs.
Now... I have some mean traps from torqueing gaskets to 250lbs all day :(

It's like 75° and I'm terrified of taking my hoodie off ever b/c of being crazy disproportionate. I swear, if my face passed, some muscledouche gym rat would probly try to take me home.

...I guess there's a plus in that?


Don't feel too bad sheen. They're all cliqy bitches who only want to hang out with pretty passing girls.
Pretty sure half the board is now in a dysphoric depression from all the picture updates of pretty passing trips giggling and having fun together.

>>tfw I just wish I had a fucking friend in the world. Cis or not :/

>>5871671
show me that butt

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what's up ?

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>>5871629
Here's like an actual pic. ~CC sized card desu.
>>5871635
Is that a FAMAS?

>>5871622
what

>tfw ur a girl

:)

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>>5871613
Sounds like a vaporwave album

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>>5871660
Well, yeah that's true, but skin is easy to clean...

>>5871652
>tfw no supporting family
Idk how you would even stealth this

>>5871674
Uh huh c: makes me feel really goood
I had a dream I was getting fucked in the butt, that dream felt good too.

How far are you on mones?

>>5871678
lily can I name my cuddle pillow after you

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>>5871656
U U U U

>>5871682
peaches, peaches anne peaches!

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>>5871669
you can see my pointer nail is chipped. i need to get them all trimmed, they're long overdue, i'm just an incompetent fuck. how has your day been, miss sheen?
>>5871677
but i'm fat, yo.
>>5871678
coffee and memes. good gif.
>>5871684
would listen to.

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>>5871678
TRYING TO MAKE A COMEBACK WE WERE WINNING SO WELL WHAT HAPPENED
>>5871685
If you need any help let me know! I'll.. give you soap and stuff ! Yeah!
>>5871689
>I had a dream I was getting fucked in the butt, that dream felt good too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NAj26rVWK14
2 months right now

>>5871693
>but i'm fat, yo.
now I definitely want to see that butt

Tfw no precum drenched penis

does anyone want to be my gf
(i don't pass btw)

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>>5871690
sure, why tho ?
>>5871693
neat
gib coffee pls
>>5871695
what is this ?

>>5871696
fat, not phat. i need to step up my squat game.
>>5871701
how many sugars you want?

>>5871699
how long hrt and where do you live?

>>5871693
Isn't there someone on here who makes vaporwave? We can get this done

>>5871701
>what is this ?
Counter strike! What's up with you?

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>change location on okcupid to portland
>get 5 msgs in first 20 mins
>all of the men are ok lookin, some better than others, but they're literally all 6'1"+

i legit need to move to portland wtf why are all the men so tall??

>>5871701
ur my tripcrush

>>5871706
yume does. that's kind of the irony in it.

>>5871702
>>5871709

I said show me that butt!

>>5871714
does anyone ever show?

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>>5871702
none
>>5871707
idk never played it so how am I supposed to know the game ?
>>5871712
ah I see

>>5871693
I wish my nails weren't flaky shit :(
I've been okay today I guess

>>5871709
>>5871714
seconded, edie post butt.

>>5871718
No no I meant like, what are you up to and stuff, not like, asking what's wrong with you because you didn't know im sorry

>>5871716
once you start, it won't stop, she'll be showing butt, SHE will show butt, EVERYONE will show butt, now show it!

>>5871718
black like my heart. good taste.
>>5871719
there's nail strengtheners you can get to help. mine got pretty brittle on hrt.

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>>5871691
That image, my sides

>>5871724
yeah I've got some, it's basically just top coat

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>>5871727
Your's is nice too.

>>5871709
O wow I really need to sign up on one of these dating sites

How bad an idea is it to tell an on again ex/best friend that I love him?

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>>5871695
Oh, that would be nice. I don't like the soap I have right now >_<
Maybe I could use some help washing those places that are hard to get...

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>>5871721
ahh not much preparing for bed
wbu ?
>>5871724
dark or a shot of whiskey is best tbqh

>>5871732
keep at it. honestly i don't even use mine, i just never use my hands.

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Anyone see any concerts lately? I saw pic related last year, but I haven't gone to one since.

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>>5871735
They are an ex for a reason, anon. Just keep that in mind.
>>5871736
If you insist on me giving some hands on help I guess I could try to be gentle
>>5871737
Not much either, just reading stuff for a history paper I'm gonna write tomorrow. I hope you sleep well tonight~
>>5871744
I havent been to a real concert before

>tfw you see a cis girl's jaw and you want to cry
>tfw you look at anyone else's chin and you want to cry
>ywn be a 25 yr old cis grill fresh out if college living in the good part of Bushwick
Fucking hell. This one train is just depressing. I should just stick to the one that goes around my house and screeches.
>>5871675
The secret is that we are always in a dysphoric depression.
>>5871683
>ywn ktf

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>>5871515
i have three. i have what dysphoria says (aging emaciated man-hon drag queen with huge dick), 'reality' as objective as i can be (incredibly androgynous femboi with small boobs) and then idealised, some earth mother fertility figure/anime/sex doll combo (that one's a joke btw, i just want a vagina, bigger boobs, longer hair and a few minor facial touch-ups, then hopefully dysphoria won't be so bad)

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I tried to hang myself today for the 3rd time

It's pathetic. All I do is make my neck/face swollen and sore

Anyone have any advice on how to properly hang yourself and cut off the blood flow of the carotid artery?

>>5871754
sounds interesting
no university till wednesday so till then focusing on latin rather than history

>>5871764
Dont

>>5871770

my dude, it is long past the point of being able to convince me not to do it

>>5871764
That's literally stupid

You're stupid

>>5871768
You're taking latin? How is it? And what history are you taking?

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>>5871754
>I havent been to a real concert before
Honestly you aren't missing much. Unless your a really big fan of the band, they are kind of shit. I've got a short list of bands i'm willing to see live, and anything else i'll skip

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>>5871768
That's one bold lady to get that tattoo...

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backpack dominates my old suitcase

>>5871776

I'm well aware, trust me

>>5871774
Then why did you come here? You know there's stuff all over the web related to this. Just stay and talk.

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good night girls
also
>tfw your gf tells you girl you find sexy as fuck wants to "borrow" you from time to time
neat/10
>>5871777
latin is part of BA of History
first semester isn't specific
mainly european and middle eastern history and how to decide which sources are reliable and stuff
and you ?

>>5871788
l8r g8r

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should I stop going on omegle? i mainly get stuff like this and its pretty depressing desu

>>5871788
night

>>5871788
>latin is part of BA of History
Ugh really? I don't wanna learn latin..
>mainly european and middle eastern history and how to decide which sources are reliable and stuff
Oooh that's neat. I'm in a History of Western Civilization after 1600 course right now.

>>5871785
are you going to disappear into the Canadian wilderness and become a wild woman as soon as the nukes fall?

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>>5871754
You'll t-try? Be careful I have some sensitive areas~

hey y'all, what's shaking?

>>5871763
i like the nipples pointing in different directions
nice detail

>>5871798
Not my bed ;~;

>>5871798
Lots of crying here tbdesu. How about yourself.

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>>5871798
Just up and shitposting cause I can't sleep

>>5871798

say that in clyp.it

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>>5871797
This is getting too lewd for the thread ><
>>5871798
Hey again Red!
>>5871793
You should probably stop yeah.

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>>5871810

>>5871801
isn't that what happens when chest is too wide? i mean they don't exactly do it on my chest but when i'm dysphoric i feel like a barrel chested ape so my itty bitties just make me think 'FIRE ALL MISSILES'

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>>5871813

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>>5871816

>>5871787

Actually it has been harder to find info than i expected. It's the kinda thing like where you look up an issue youre having w a vidya game and someone asked the question 6 years ago and everyone just says "pm'd you"

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>>5871812
I have some errands to take care of anyway. See you later~ ^_^

>>5871795
This backpack has clothes + laptop + things

No room for tent and stuff

>>5871811

https://clyp.it/q0dn1cyu
>>5871806
Gf was making my bed shake twice today~
>>5871808
Oh no...I hope you'll get better! Something the matter?
>>5871812
Hiiii :3

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>>5871822
Come back soon!

>>5871820
>How do I kill myself?
>Nvm figured it out [thread locked]

>>5871834

basically

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>>5871827
> Gf was making my bed shake twice today

>>5871827
>Gf was making my bed shake twice today~

Does it bother you that your having sex with both guys and girls in one week?

How are you not tired?

>>5871827
I need a SO to keep me warm at night...

>>5871843
I have a lot of stamina and I'm good at sex and lewd stuff!
I've had sex like 7 times this week, just Sunday and Monday
But that's only because I met some....nice people at the con I went to.

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>>5871845
> tfw biscum and still and still can't get laid

Autism is a bitch. I just want someone to watch Mean Girls, listion to ska and cuddle with me. Is that too much to ask Godallahjesusbudah?

>>5871824
>things
i.e. diapers

>>5871824
Ah well, you could hang the tent off the strap too and get a fireaxe and like some matches and one of those long handled lighter thing
Is the thermos for carrying around free pizza you've received?
Or is there just some nice warm tea? :3

>>5871853
>>5871856
Helps to be tiny and attractive.. And a furry, I guess

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>>5871858

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>tfw you talk with one of your cis friends about your body image issues, and you learn that she's been diagnosed with BDD. She then proceeds to immediately describe you're feelings to you, with 100% accuracy
W-well, shit

>>5871853
the idea of con sex scares me
don't wanna get pozzed

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well
i just got home from work and found out one of my cousins that i was relatively close with drank himself to death

>>5871853
What a bad idea???? I could never do this.
>>5871868
The cis do have hearts after all D:

>>5871873
Oh my god, I'm so sorry Dakota

>>5871873
Sorry kiwi :c

>>5871873
did he drop any good loot?

>>5871868
>tfw I will never have this feel

>>5871853
the lowest level of hell is reserved for furries

>>5871862
>tiny
i'm 6'2
>>5871872
stayed safe, only did it with attractive and good smelling people
>>5871877
don't judge

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I'm bored so I want to spice up this thread. Hit shuffle three times on Spotify and post what comes up: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Kd5azPtVhcQ

>>5871887

Any thoughts of being furry abdl? I heard thats quite popular among furry folk.

>>5871873
maybe he was dysphoric too
I'm sorry for your loss

>>5871798
you are cute

>>5871862
0/3 Fuck my life

>>5871887
Band size?

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>>5871892
I think it can be kinda cute except if people get gross about it.

>>5871887


Where they bothered by your penis?

>>5871877
Being cis doesn't mean everything's perfect. I knew she had issues with her self image, I didn't know she had a BDD diagnosis.

>>5871884
Which feel, relating to a cis person or having them basically tell you that you have something indistinguishable from BDD?

>>5871856
Buddha doesn't answer prayers

>>5871905
>BDD

Literally otherkin tier.

>>5871905
>Being cis doesn't mean everything's perfect.
but kayla told me everything is perfect for cis and post-ops

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>>5871908
:(

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>>5871879
>>5871882
>>5871893
he was struggling with alcohol problems and depression but i never thought he'd go that far
ugh fuck FUCK

>>5871905
kinda the first one, I'm pretty bad with relating to people generally

>>5871903
nope! it's not like I really use it.
>>5871897
32 inches, waist is 27 +half, hips is 36

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>>5871386
Going to bed now, so all of you weirdos in the morning edition

>>5871924

would u get mad if guys grabbed it or other stuff?

>>5871924
YOURE FUCKING TINY

IM 5'11" W/ A 42" band but I squeek by with 38's

Shut your goddamn tiny early passing fembitch mouth.

Youre prolly poz, entertaining chasers n shit.

>>5871887
Nah you can do whatevs chica. My opinion of you doesn't change from that.
>>5871919
What a terrible thing :/

>>5871919
Depression and alcoholism is a deadly combination. I wish I could say something that could make you feel better but you have my sympathy, and if you need someone to talk to, you know where to find me.

>>5871881
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

>>5871913
Diagnosed in childhood, I don't know what to tell you.

>>5871915
Right, I forgot about that, my mistake. I hope she reads this so that she knows that I'm really enjoying my perfect life :^)
>>5871923
;~;

>>5871939
Look at the file name, it's not the original data anon. I'm tempted to make a fake email and see what he's got though.

>>5871939
>lizbell folder
O_o

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>>5871931
hehe. I actually like when I'm teased....I have a really little one! My bf grabs me and tugs it
>>5871932
Still 6'2 >< Not really tiny, kinda skinnyfat.
Ngghhh~ call me a fembitch again!
Also, I got tested a week ago. Clean! Had a scare about chlaymedia from one of my partners, but I'm clean
>>5871934
you gotta try casual sex

also check it out, it's me!

when you cry is it feminine

>>5871966
mtf's cry out their penises dumbass and its very fem

>>5871966
My partner says it is, I think I've always cried like a bitch

>>5871966
i literally excrete testosterone when i cry.

>>5871966
yeah men shouldnt cry it's weird

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>>5871966
>tfw still can't cry

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how tf do i already have a date in portland when i haven't even stepped foot in the state yet lmao
this is the level of my sluttiness

>>5871988
show them your butt with plug inside (post your butt)

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>>5871966
>silently while laying in bed staring off into space, with the tears flowing slowly but steadily for hours on end
I guess?

>>5871966
I cry literally all the time
anything can set me off

>>5871960
Maybe if a qt was into me. : s
Also that pics kawaii as frick. Wish someone would draw me.
>>5871966
In silence.

>>5872009
your fat and ugly

>>5871966
i haven't cried since the clinton administration

Where is everyone?

>>5872068
hi yes hello

>>5872068
DEAD

SAME TIME EVERY NIGHT

>>5872072
Hey! How are you today?

>>5872077
:^)

>>5871966
Idk tho my partner thinks I'm super cute when I get tear-y and stuff, she's said it sometimes makes it a little hard to take me seriously

>>5872077
T U C S O N
U
C
S
O
N

>>5872078
pretty good. i need to buy some headphones, my current ones got fucked up and the right ear has become nonresponsive.

>>5872068
portland
or the tinychat if thats still up

>>5872077
P H O E N I X

>>5872082
post butt already jeeeeze

>>5872082
Do you know what kind you're getting?

>>5872084
probably the former, there's like 3 people in tinychat

>>5872089
get me drunk first.
>>5872090
not really an expert, i kind of want to consult people first, though they'd probably just be like "go to /g/". i'd definitely go full audiophile as long as the product lasts a while.

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I survived another trip out of my room.

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>>5872105
sounds fucking terrifying. good job.

>>5871866
i have a dip in the laptop area

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>>5872105
YOU'RE ALIVE!

>>5872099
I've been happy with Sennheiser HD 202. They're fairly inexpensive and sound good.

>>5872105
I'm proud of you!

>>5872096
What's the tinychat?

>>5872117
therapedungeon

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>>5872116
my ex mentioned sennheisers when i was looking into headphones a few years ago, but i ended up settling for some inexpensive speakers. i just can't set my speakers up in my current living situation. i'll keep looking into it.

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>>5872082
>>5872099
>>5872127
How expensive can you go? Because these are mine
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00O2Y2MZG

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>>5872105
Go out more! It's important to go out! You don't go out? That's kinda nerdy...

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>>5872141

>>5872134
i've got $2700 burgerbucks, it's just a matter of how much self-control i feel willing to have. ideally i want to move out and buy a better speaker setup but moving out is just a fairytale at this point. i appreciate the suggestions so far.

>>5872082
I have some audio technia ATH-M50x studio headphones
They're the best headphones I've ever owned and cheaper than you would think considering their quality
I don't deserve them desu

>>5871960
Red is the cutest :)

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>>5872148

>>5871960
where are you from? if you don't mind me asking.

i have a loaded 2002 ford escape 4x4

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>tfw you steal your gf's memes

>>5872145
sennheiser HD598s are good as long as you drop mid-high freq by a few dB

>>5872150
>>5872167
they look comfy as fuck. i'm going to ask my ex which sennheisers he was talking about. he probably won't even remember though.

>>5872160
Texas!
>>5872151
Thank you! I love my admirers!

>>5872113
cute

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>>5872077
Hey i'm back up and ready to shitpost!

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>>5872162

Escape into my heart girl.

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>>5872110
>>5872115
>>5872116
<3
>>5872141
I-I'm not a nerd!!!

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>>5872184
Hello there!
>>5872141
>tfw you never go out
I need a new chair I think, the padding is all flat since Im on mine so much

someone come on tinychat haha, i'll get on cam if someone else does, fair warning i'm an uggo mofo

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It's about to be lit, will drunk post after drunk transbianism in a bit

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>>5872192
> I need a new chair I think, the padding is all flat since Im on mine so much
Just tape a pillow to the old one. That way you can your chair padded without going out!

>>5872214
these lifehacks. OH YEAH.

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completely hypothetically speaking

do socks from sockdreams ship discreetly?

>>5872211
What tinychat?

>>5872211
I'll go on there in a few hours if anyone is still on.

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>>5872215
> mfw

>>5872223
>>5869409

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>>5872226

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>>5872219
I'm gonna assume it's just some plain box and probably says "sockdreams" or something generic for the company.
I highly doubt it's a special box with like lewd socks printed all over it and "IM A SLUT" written on the sides.
>>5872214
But then I need a pillow! Idk I was at staples back in January and they had a really comfy office chair I coulda slept in so I kinda want to order one. Order of course, the mail man can go out and bring it to me.

D E A D

same time EVERY night

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>>5872231
This is now a frank thread

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>>5872249
>thread is dead
>not really getting any messages outside of here tonight
What a lame night, I guess I should go practice my voice.

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>>5872253
>doesn't know that frankposting was a daily routine for months.
this fuckin' plebian.

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>>5872249
tbf, only Euro's and insomniacs are up at this time. Maybe we can post our waifus to wake this thread up

>>5872232
>I highly doubt it's a special box with like lewd socks printed all over it and "IM A SLUT" written on the sides.
it should be though

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>>5872257
> mfw something thinks i'm not an expert on Frank posting

>>5872259
its 10 pm where i am

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>>5872259
here's my waifu. i would let him fuck me into a coma.
>>5872262
>tfw nobody to mail me anthrax

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZBKFoeDKJo
wouldn't it be nice.....

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>tfw you realize you've been interacting with your family all evening while bugeyed, bloodshot, and with pupils the size of dinner plates
F U G

>>5872219
are you buying rainbow stripey socks?

>>5872259
yay for insomnia