This is sort of an /x/ question that largely applies to /lgbt/.

Yes absolutely. /thread

>>5862458
i choose to believe this is sincere because it makes my world a funnier place knowing people who believe this exist

thanks op

>>5862458
That's silly. We all know that transgender people are just reincarnated souls who can't let go of their previous life.

>>5862458
I'm sorry, couldn't get past the 4th paragraph without laughing hysterically

mom... dad...
im a alien

Even The Lone Gunmen would laugh at you OP

You're the shitstain that's defecating on my /x/. Fuck off from 4chan and go outside you piece of shit.

>>5864305
Open your mind to the possibilities anon. Einstein wouldn't have come up with the theory of relativity if he thought like you.

>>5864134
Alien/Human Hybrid.

>>5862458
I've never considered this before. But it makes a great deal of sense to me.

Hey trans people of legbutts do any of you recall stories from your mothers of missing gaps in time or being abducted or seeing any bright lights before you were born or during your mom's pregnancy?

Maybe we will slowly start seeing a rise in the trans population as more and more people are abducted. Maybe it's a plot to end the human race because the more trans people the less babies are made. Maybe they want to end the human race and take over the planet to rape our resources?

>>5864791
No, but I lost some time in your mother's bedroom last night.

>>5862458
Interesting theory, didn't they have an X-files about some person who learned to transplant heads onto bodies and he was a gay couple but he was gonna transplant his head onto a woman's body or something and I was thinking why a woman? Won't that ruin the relationship?

>>5862458
Because I get impatient with notions that are not falsifiable I'm just going to appeal to parsimony, and say no. No, I do not think that you're an alien/human hybrid.

It is an interesting idea for an X-Files episode that I think I'd be mildly uncomfortable but morbidly interested in watching.

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>>5862458
Trans people are likely a result of being old souls from races like the Pleidians that have a 3rd gender, literally a tranny gender, but were forced into one or the other upon earth entry. There's also the possibility of being intentionally fucked up by the archons and being born into the wrong gender so you live a life of suffering and feed them negative energy.

Next up, gay people are descended from a race of space proto-greeks with a very powerful space navy who fuck their women only for reproductive purposes and go back to being gay for the rest of the time. Their planet has high gravity so they're very muscular. You probably think I'm joking but file this bit of trivia away in your mind for future use.

There's already an X-Files episode kinda like that from season 1 called Gender Bender. Bunch of human looking aliens that can change gender at will.

>>5866926
What are the Pleidans and the Archons?

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>>5867042
Archons = bad, currently in charge of earth
Pleidians = benevolent blond nordic aliens, trying to break through the blockade along with many others

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>>5867069
>Subaru

>>5867102
kinda interesting if you read up on what the japanese think of the constellation

>>5867069
Is this from the Church of Scientology?

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>>5862458
first, 5% of people claiming to be abducted by aliens sounds ridiculously high. that's waaayy beyond what the illuminati or whatever could conceivably cover up. that's 1 in 20 people, anon. like, if you go a decent sized grocery store, there would be at least 3 people there brimming with black sludge. also, there's always the million dollar question of "why?"

second, "born in the wrong body desu" is a hon meme. I would totally buy that half of the weird shit hons say could be explained away with alien abductions. all that "bell ringing" bullshit sounds like some kinda snowcrashesque mind virus going active

>>5867323
I'm not trans wtf is the difference between a hun and a regular tranny?

>5–6 percent of the general population might have been abducted.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alien_abduction

>>5867336
A hun/hon is someone who started hrt late or has shit genetics. Either way, they're doomed to look like a dude in drag.

>>5867346
Ok and why do they have a different culture?

Gay men generally have the same culture despite how attractive or unattractive except for the slight sub culture differences of bears and twinks and all that bullshit.

Is Caitlyn Jenner a hunny Hon?

>>5867179
No.

>>5867389
Where is it from?

>>5867376
It's not really a subculture. It's just an insult towards manly MtFs. Jenner is a hon though, yes. Atleast I think so. Some people are calling her a "goddess" so fuck me I guess.

>>5867336
what >>5867346 said. they've built up a weird subculture that doesn't mesh very well with how younger trans people act or rationalize things. it's kind of interesting, but mostly sad.

from http://ufocasebook.com/pdf/abductionexperience.pdf regarding the 5% figure:
>The “abduction experience” is characterized by subjectively real memories of being taken secretly and/or against one’s will by apparently nonhuman entities and subjected to complex physical and psychological procedures.
so practically anyone that gets night terrors would test positive. the figure itself comes from some other study I can't find, so idk if that's actually how they got the number. if it is, it would be way too broad to be useful.

>>5867421
Who do trans people go after eachother so viciously moreso than gay men or lesbians, like Beta fish in a tank?

>>5867454
Are the younger trans people the ones who came up with nonsense like pansexual? If so as a CIS person I'll take the hons as allies any day of the week.

>>5867491
Because they're unstable.
>>5867502
What do you even mean by "ally"? Just don't associate with special snowflakes. They come in all shapes and sizes.

>>5867491
Because a hon is commonly viewed as a failed transition, so there's some inherent envy between the two groups. Bears and twinks are just different types of gays but there's no grounds for them to dislike each other

>>5867520
But it seems like most of the hatred is directed at the honey buns. You would think if envy was involved it would be the other way around.

Also where did the term hon come from?

There's a Restaurant called Cafe Hon that was featured on Kitchen Nightmares, I wonder if it is run by trannies.

>>5867703
There are other forums where older transitioners hang out. They call each other terms like "hon" because that's what old people do.

Older, non-passing transitioner #1:
>"Trying on a dress for the first time! How do I look?"
Older, non-passing transitioner #2:
>"You look beautiful, hon!"

So younger transitioners from places like /cd/ started using the term to mock them.

>>5867703
While there is some tension from envy, the bigger problem is a lot of early transitioners viewing hons as walking stereotypes. And to take that a step further, it makes it harder to be taken seriously when all people see are the non passing trans people, only reinforcing the stereotype.

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>>5867757
Do they not see that they are hurting their own cause by dividing themselves up and attacking one another?

It is pure folly to attack your own kind in hopes of gaining approval from a larger segment of society.

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I KNEW IT. ROCKY HORROR WAS RIGHT ALL ALONG

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>>5862458
are you high?

>>5866926
>gay space navy
That's fucking hilarious.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InBXu-iY7cw

AYY LMAO
YYY LMAO
YYY LMAO

LMAO
MFAO
AYY LMAO
OAML YYA

>>5867767
This happens with almost every single highly oppressed minority group. Since a ridiculous amount of people around the world target trans people so often with harsh ridicule and violence, some kind-of lose it from the constant stress and become desperate to weed out the "bad ones" who draw the most hatred to the group as a whole and condemn them/expel them from the group in the hopes it will alleviate some of the hate and danger. It's fear and survival at its ugliest and it's really fucking sad to watch sometimes, because of course the people who hate them take advantage of this division to further confuse society on the topic.

>>5868915
What makes you think OP is high?

>>5869016
Aww at first I thought you said space gravy, and then I was hungry.

>>5870479
Space gravy!

>>5864791
nope

>>5862458
trans people stop feeling wrong if they transition well and are passable, most of the time. if they were aliens, why would the focus be on gender? going mtf or ftm doesn't make you any more or less like the alien you should be, in that situation.
try again.

>>5862458
So this is what this is about... it's about trans people.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSGJObJkWf0

>>5862458
Maybe we're all aliens?

Isn't being trans just a mental illness? Like not to be an asshole but if someone is uncomfortable with their perfectly healthy body parts like those poeple that amputate their legs??

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>>5862458

OP, I have to give it up for you.
Thanks for the OC,
8/10

>>5877373
No, it's not a mental illness, being trans starts from conception by alien abduction like OP said.

Trans people are part alien part human. It is safe to assume that these aliens that are abducting our women and impregnating them have no gender and reproduce through budding or something of the sort. When you mix dna from a creature that has no gender with a creature that has gender confusion takes place.

Aliens are at fault here.

>>5862458
I think we are all Aliens and that we all came from another planet in a primitve form by accident like a planet colliding with Earth.

Also

>Hybrid

WTF do cars have to do with aliens and humans?

>>5877379
Why does mr pink not tip?

>>5862701
>transgender people are just reincarnated souls who can't let go of their previous life.
HEY I'VE ALWAYS THOUGHT THAT, TOO. In my previous life I was Wu Zetian, btw.

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>>5862458

>>5880764
why skeptical?

>>5880764
Aliens exist, they walk among us. Men in dresses and women in jeans.

>>5864676
>implying the next Einstein lurk on 4chan
Most of the people here are bellow the average when it comes to intellect. Of course that doesn't includes me, because I'm awesome.

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>>5862458

>>5884142
Flying saucers are always big bait.

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>>5862458
i think it's true. i actually have pics of ufo's too.i'm mtf and i've always felt different/always was strangely intouch with the paranormal/always "knew" there was something more but I ironically think it has to do with the bible/quran/other religious text also.

I know everyones gonna be like ayyyylmaoo trollin but seriously, I think all people are reborn into new bodies as you can destroy souls but in the case of trans, we're reborn souls that happen from a combination of factors like karma of our parents, possibly being aborted as a fetus, not having kids in a further back past life to create new souls so we just reincarnated etc...

I believe trans who openly embrace spirituality to actually be the most spiritual people of all as we have no hang ups on accepting our feminine and masculine dna even though we choose which one we outwardly show. In the bible it says man was created in the image of the creator and that eve was created from the rib of adam. How could a feminine being come out of an purely masculine being unless those traits existed in the first creation as well, and if that's true, then the creator made it to be that way in his image for a reason(not that I could completely comprehend an omnipresent creator). Just my thoughts...it's truely amazing.

>>5886435
you cannot destroy souls** whoops. again just my opinion, since science will also tell you that you cannot destroy energy, it simply changes form, too many coincidences IMO and I don't believe in coincidence

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>>5862458

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>>5862458
ALIENS! they're behind the LGBT agenda!

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Mulder, the thought that there are alien-human hybrids living among us is preposterous. Even if aliens did exist, you have no scientific evidence linking aliens and transgender people. The statistics you claim support your theory have no correlation outside of this conversation. It's ludicrous, Mulder. And no, the number "5" doesn't mean anything in this context. It's just a coincidence.

Mmmm yeah I'm pretty sure it was actually the whole bigoted, conservative society that has dominated the western world for the last 300 years. Oh and the whole medical aspect of it all...

Bit fun theory.

>>5895034
I already have substantial evidence backing my theory. I'm not going to tell you about it because I'm a hot sociopath who wants you to make your own decisions on the validity of supernatural phenomena.

>>5895066
>because I'm a hot sociopath
pics or it didn't happen

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>>5895034

>>5862458
>ywn fuck a hot alien