/gg/ gaygen weapons and violence edition

>>5844273
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxgXrYKDyRg

tfw no crab bf

>>5844286
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6DcP_XGtskc

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>tfw do 4 x 12 weighted hip thrusts
>4 x 12 cable kickbacks
> 4x 12 cable abductors
>4 x 12 cable abductor swings every day on top of my lifting and cardio
>tfw in a years time my hank hill butt will be halfway to a bubble butt
>tfw 2 years from now it'll be worthy of posting on gg

;_;

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>>5844329
>tfw trying to get more skele
>skinny torso and arms, but meaty butt and thighs remain

>>5844336
>meaty butt and thighs remain

Sounds like that's a good thing

>>5844336
>Complaining about having a big arse
Some people are just ungrateful.

>>5844329
Is that trappys routine?

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How do I look like this?

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>>5844457

I got a new meme coming lads along with straight man poo and tranny pizza.

Will be fuxxking epic boys.

>>5844336
>125 lb
>gain weight because I am tired of being skelly
>150 lb
>I am still 100% skelly but my ass and thighs are huge
>ass is still pancake as fuck

>>5844494
Hi, could I ask you a personal question? How often do you have sex with your husband now compared to when you first got together? Is there anything you (both) do to keep the flames burning, so to speak?

>>5844336
>>5844524
you two don't understand pain

>fairly skele
>hormonal imbalance
>put on some weight b/c of it
>literally just get gyno and maybe a little bit on my thighs
>tfw i am just a skeleton with tits

WAKE ME UP

>>5844494
Admit it senpai protagonist you want to be that beefy with your juppiichi

>>5844287
oh are we doing this again?

Why would anyone go to tinychat/notgaygen? It's obviously not gaygen. Says it in the name. Go to tinychat/gaygen, it's literally for gaygen.

Ugh ur all so dumb

im sick of life.

>this guy at campus always alone
>decide to start learning small talk for part-time job
>go ask if he I can eat with him
>just try asking stuff, he's really shy and awkward but cute
>talk about movies, neither has seen Deadpool
>talk about elections, I can tell he supports Trump but seems to be ashamed of saying it directly
>next day see him looking at me constantly, smile at him
>he comes asking if I want to go see Deadpool with him, exchange numbers
>he sent me "hey sorry to be weird but I'm just happy you came to talk to me it means a lot, good night"
So when will I reveal I'm just a degenerate?

>>5844747
You already did when you agreed to see Deadpool.

>>5844747
Good job making a fascist feel better.

>>5844764
love this meme.

>>5844769
American leftists are in panic mode, making immature jokes about Trump's name, and equating his supporters to Klansmen and Nazis.
It's kind of funny to watch from afar.

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>>5844273
>autists in porn sites ruining the fun of everyone
I can't even fap in peace anymore, holy shit.

>guy gives me his number

>been 3 days and I've only gotten like 2 texts

Why give me your damn number?
>>5844747
This is too cute

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Should I be scared

>>5844813

Fuck his boipucci

>>5844813
Beat his ass with your dick

>>5844810
you text him
send him some lewds

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>>5844534
Let me answer this for him since he's at work. We have sex less often like in all marriages, but currently we are living in a house with not only thin walls, but there were 4 other people living with us. One of which was a 4 year old kid and his mom. Our sexual encounters were usually when we knew that no one was home. The mother and her kid were poor so the woman was always home while the kid went to preschool and by the time SP and I got home after work the kid was back in the house. Needless to say we have gone a month or so before without having sex. That's not to say our "flame has gone out" Our bed squeeks and it's very obvious when we're having sex. The mother and her child are gone now moved out in January. We have had sex more often recently due to birthdays and valentines day etc. My advice is sometimes lack of sex keeps things a flame, but prolonged lack of sex is damaging to relationships. It's a balance. Not to mention being in love also keeps the sexual flame going. Soon we will be moving and once we have our own place we will have sex much more often.

Who /achingbutthole/ here?

Now I remember why I'm a top

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>>5844943
you gotta hemmi?

>>5844946
Doubt it, it's fresh. How long until I find out?

>>5844928

I did text him, and keep trying to foster conversation. I don't want to be slut

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>>5844939
>That's not to say our "flame has gone out"
[DOUBT]

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>>5844968
You're such a piece of shit.

>>5844939
Why do you go to the gym if you can't even lift sp/fuck him gentle against the wall or even on the ground, it's lack of creativity or one/both of you are screamers?

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>>5844973
It's not my fault you're so threatened by me.
Nighty night, give SP a little smooch for me when he gets home.

I really wish 420 would become a banned word on Grindr

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>>5844977
This house is old man, It was built in 1888 even the floors creek a shit ton. Hopefully our new place will be new and more recently built.

>>5844983
it's not banned on anything because for the most part not many people even know what it means.

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>>5844273

>>5844987

>1888
>old

ha, americans are so funny

>>5844983
booooooooooriiiiiiingg

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>>5845005
Old and unkept. The people who own this house don't do anything they don't repair anything or replace anything. But free internet and free electricity. Can't beat that shit.

>>5844987
>old
>1888

man... what the fuck?

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Nothing in this thread seems to be on topic.
This is how I protect myself from bigots.
/kgbt/ is best gbt. lesbians need not apply. They can ruin a day at the range with their bad attitudes.

>>5845047

>tfw don't need guns because i dont live in a shithole where my life is in danger

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>>5845032
>>5845005
Little do you Europeeings know is that America doesn't build things to last they build things that are cheap and easy that if no amount of upkeep is given to the homes they fall apart very easily.

>>5845053
I have never had to use them, never even had to draw on someone. This is a good thing. I would rather have the option if I ever needed it. I really do not worry about bigots. I have never been bashed outside of riding my bike and getting called a fag as people drive by because of skinny jeans I don't think they actually know I am faggot.
We have less violent crime where I live than most other places in the US, but the damn Native Americans are shitty as fuck.

>>5845064
We are rich enough that we build newer better shit a lot more often.
A mud hut that stands the test of time is still a mud hut.

>>5845070

The thing that gets me, is that you right now have the ability to kill a halfdozen people, just in your hands. I don't know much about guns, but I figure that if you just flipped you could easily take those two guns, stand on your roof, and shoot at least 5 or so innocent passersby.

1) Can you trust yourself that much? What if you get drunk, have a bad day, and do something stupid to a club bouncer or something?

2) Can you trust every other person in your country that much? Doesn't it worry you that any maniac passing by might have a loaded gun in his pocket? Sure you might say "oh but I can retaliate", but I'm sure you can't be sure about that.

Seems liek a very stressful way to live to be honest.

>>5844968
>>5844978
Laughed irl

>>5845064
But that's a bad thing?
>130 years old
>Falling apart

>tfw no qt to play FFXIV with

Life is really suffering sometimes

>>5845082
I can understand that fear. Though I think it is unfounded. Yes I have been livid, pissed off, and never once though that I should draw my gun. It just does not work that way in my mind. The majority of carriers are like this.
It is actually illegal to carry in a bar and drink for quite obvious reasons. Even drunk or high I have never once though I would grab a gun and do something stupid or malicious
Most of my friends carry they are the same. the kind of person it would take to do the things you describe are rare. I trust almost all of the people around me and I am certain where I live a good majority of them carry. Crime with a gun is almost non-existent. I stress about a lot of things but guns and people carrying them is not one of them.

>>5845092
Even 80 years old houses in America fall apart. It's all about here and now not long in the future planning.

>>5845104
>>5845064
>>5845032
>>5845005
>>5844987

>tfw living in a dorm that is 1300 years old

god i love england

>>5845023

What's boring is a bunch of people asking "hey, got 420?"

>>5845094

What server are you on

Inb4balmung

>>5845082
>>5845103
I would like to add that I get it. You probably have little to no experience with firearms and I certainly understand the apprehension.
I have friends from Cali who where like that until I took them out gave them a crash course in safety and we proceeded to have a great time.
Knowledge really does clear out fear and misunderstanding.
Why do you think that because someone has the means of violence they will therefore commit violence. This is an interesting thought process, could you explain it to me?

>>5845117
Lamia. Was on Gilgamesh but I transferred off recently.

>>5845123

I think of it like this.

If someone has the means to commit violence, then there is a MINISCULE, teeny tiny chance they will do so. It happens, some people do just "snap". Like one in 10 million, but it does happen.

But if they don't have the means to commit violence, the chance is zero. Sure, its a tiny risk, but why take it?

>>5845126

Shame, I'm on Mateus

>tfw I was too greedy for energy and new science so I attacked Elodie and now the whole planet is in chaos
>the biggest citites under siege, cultures disappearing
Aliens are the biggest victims of this

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>>5845133
I see. I think that the risk of the guy snapping is less than say you getting mugged at say knife point or gun point for that matter. The likely hood of a person using that gun to defend themselves is much much higher than the guy snapping. The benefit outweighs the risk to me.
As far as violence itself is concerned, as long as we have fists we are not getting rid of it. Sure it is less lethal, but people die from fist fights as well.
I know that I can only speak from my own experience and mindset but guns make me feel safe. It's like have an extra lock on the door or an extra fire extinguisher. It's on me or in the house and I forget about it.
If you ever get the chance go shooting even if you do not change your opinion on guns at least you have made an effort to expose yourself to the experience.

>>5845156

Oh yeah, I've shot target rifles and a shotgun before - out in the countryside in England you are allowed guns, but I just can't imagine them in a public place.

>>5844939

>currently we are living in a house with not only thin walls, but there were 4 other people living with us

Why not get your own apartment together or house?

>>5845064
>America doesn't build things to last

This isn't true.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_the_oldest_buildings_in_the_United_States

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>>5845160
If you read the rest of the post we are moving to an apartment soon.

>>5845162
The US destroys and builds new, they only have a some historical protected buildings.

http://www.nytimes.com/2014/05/28/us/detroit-task-force-says-blight-cleanup-will-cost-850-million.html?_r=0

>>5845162

None of those are remotely close to residential buildings until like 1600

>>5845159
Ah yeah here in the US it is pretty common, we grow up with a lot of exposer, at least where I live in Wyoming. I see a guy carrying a gun and usually wont even give it a second thought unless the gun is something really cool or rare. I understand that not growing up like that could make someone seeing that kind of thing very uncomfortable.

Tfw nothing to do at work

Why did they even hire me desu

>>5845172

Whats your job?

>>5845172
I once spent a month doing literally nothing at my previous job but browsing the internet, because there was nothing to do.

They probably knew I was really unnecessary because when the cuts came I was the first one to go kek

>>5845165

I recommend saving up for a tiny house or taking a tiny house workshop to learn to build your own.

http://tinyhouselistings.com/

My parents have wasted over a $300k over 20 years raising me and my siblings in apartments.

>tfw no cuddly fat bf

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>>5844813
call him a faggot he will prob flip shit

>>5845186
Tinyhouse is literally my dream. I just need some land but I am to poor.

>>5845188
>bf expressed this feel
>get fat
>now he won't fuck me

FUCK YOU

>>5845194

You don't need land. You can build it on a trailer that attaches to your suv/truck and park it at a rv lot or a friends backyard..etc. You can most likely find a cheap place to park it and pay $100/mo to the land owner.

Might be better just to buy a RV though especially if you want to travel with it. I've seen some nice used RV's for $20k-$30k.

>>5845206
Oh, I want land to put it on. I want to be able to hunt off my porch.

>>5845198
i will fuck u bb

>>5844273

Trash.

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>>5845214
a/s/l?

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>>5845194
I'm more into studio apartments
something tiny but not run down
like pic related

>>5845224

Studio Apartments can be hella expensive. That one in your photo would be $2500-$5000/mo in new york most likely.

Who sarcastic jerk?

>>584523
Who sarcastic jerk here?*

>>5845232
if it were in new york it would be more expensive than that
but I'm not looking to live in NY

>>5845232

NY isn't that expensive.

https://newyork.craigslist.org/brk/abo/5477767064.html

$870 mo for a 1/1 with all utilities included (water/sewer/trash and electric/cable/internet?) in Brooklyn Heights. All the gays live in Brooklyn.

>>5845224
Mmmmmm, yes I like your style.

>>5845248

its that cheap because there's no big windows to look out of...and the small windows all look out at a brick wall... it's basically a prison cellblock.

Testing

>>5845256

Testing poz. Confirmed.

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>Violence edition
>No violence

The fuck?

>>5845254
>I wan't everything for a cheap price
it don't work like that take what you can get

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>>5845258
Hahahaahahhaa
Its an aids joke lol.

Very clever you know I have hiv right?

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I'm pretty sure BOTH of my crushes from work are fucking each other... And I blew my chances by being shy and autistic while they were both very clearly flirty with me at some point, they must have given up after I stayed awkward and distant a bit too long. In rural France nonetheless, where gay people almost all moved to cities or are closeted and deeply repressed so it was like finding 10000€ on the ground and being too shy to pick them up before someone else grabs them. Grindr ruined me, I just don't know how to flirt in real life at all if it's not 100% confirmed the guy wants my dick. Sex with someone I had the time to bond with platonically feels like some new unattainable ideal now and I failed hard to grasp it despite the huge opportunities I had...

I feel double-cucked and like I deserved it. At least I can still rub erogenous zones with a total stranger I feel no connection with.

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>>5845312
Aww get over here bro.

Give me a hug.

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>>5845311
get thaat aids from poop or cum?

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>>5845319
Sniffin poo can't give you aids. It was from my party days when I was 15. I got caught up into the wrong crowd and needless to say but im going to say it...I ended up getting aids.

God gave the gays aids and women getting pregnant so its all good. I still hit up twinks on the reg so who gives a shit right?

>>5845330
you spread the filthy bug around to people unknowingly with pride? or do guys know you have aids?

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>>5845335
I have hiv and I don't take anything for it. I try to bully younger twinks with it since they are more susceptible to "big daddy" ways because their real daddy threw them on the street for being gay.

I try to pos as many of the gay scene as possible than when they find out it was me I grow a mustache and hit up a new town.

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>>5844978
Bully-chan I miss you

newfag here
who are the hot people ITT

>>5845439
me of course

Booger's cute too but hates his benis and has a fucked personality

>>5845439
I'm the cutest twink t b h

>>5845439

You

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Why do people think that cuddling is sexual or gay?

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>>5845487
but anon, it is

>>5845439
I'm the hottest twink desu senpai :33

>>5845487
A lot of people find cuddling to be sexy or arousing. If you're a guy and it turns you on to cuddle with a guy, then that's gay.

>>5845439
I think I am unironically. Although chat has a lot better looking guys
Hotties were always there, uggos here

>>5845527
I just want to cuddle with my bros in a friendly way.

>>5845312 (You)
>>5845318

False alarm! I just found out maybe there's still hope. This is hilarious: I grindr-stalked guy #1 (with an empty account) and used Géoportail to deduce his location and it matched the distance between me and guy #2's house... Which was why I first thought they were finally hooking up with each other. But actually grindr was using my previous known location, the mall. The distance with the mall matches perfectly guy #1's house instead! So either they're currently both fucking at guy #1's house, or I'm a paranoid fag. Tomorrow I will bring booze at work and take a good swig before telling him my feelings. If I'm rejected I'll go for guy #2! I just want some closure and I'm sure we can stay good friends anyway. I'll just work a bit longer tomorrow afternoon to compensate for the cloudy mind I'll have all morning.

I'll never use Grindr as a litteral gaydar again, it spawned horrible paranoid thoughts that took a toll on my peace of mind even though it motivated me to finally grow some balls and act.

>>5845532
Holy fuck, kill yourself.

>>5845543
>If I'm rejected I'll go for guy #2!
bad idea
if you're all coworkers there's a high chance he'll find out you went for #1 first

no one likes being someone's plan b

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who /candy/ here?

>>5845367
>bully-chan
didn't even get it right
obviously not worthy of his love

>>5845439
>who are the hot people ITT
nobody t b h

>>5845641
You can be my candy if you want

>>5845704
nah

>>5845711
;-;

>>5845133
My dad has a similar mindset to you. Every time he caught me working out he would beat the shit out of me because "If you snap someday somebody could get hurt really bad if you are too strong" He was literally the person that snapped and hurt somebody. He also carries a gun, so think of that what you may.

>>5845211
Land is cheap too, especially land in an area where you could feasibly hunt off your porch. If you got 40k to spend you could have a nice place to live and nice land to live on in the country.

>>5845133
>BAN ASSAULT KNIVES!
>BAN ASSAULT STONES!
>BAN ASSAULT HANDS!

People who want to commit violence will do it anyway, the chance will never be zero as long there's humans alive.

>>5845824
careful with that edge

>>5845449
lol this. I caught booger shitposting as anon a couple of times.

>every post in thread so far is shitpost filled with hate
>booger posts something
>number of posters in thread remains unchanged

>>5845824
>Not banning assault vehicles
>Not banning martial arts
>Not banning large muscles
>It's the current year

Shiggy

>tfw no bf to call faggot, fug hard, and beat up

>>5845851
>tfw no bf to start a fight club with and eventually reintroduce fascism

>>5845851
>tfw no bf who is my my best friend too but sexually submissive, fug hard and cuddle with when it's just us against the whole world

>>5845860
>and eventually reintroduce fascism
nice

Who is the biggest shitposter here?

>>5845910

It's me, Circé, maelstrom of malice and spite.

>>5845910
you

>>5845910
me

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>>5845851
>tfw

>>5845910
Me tbqh...ive done 95 percent of the shitposts here and killed the thread at one point and the only thing that I can think of that wasn't me was that guy that posts niqs photos everywhere.

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>>5845925
cute you are CUTE I tell you

>>5845925
c u t e s t

>>5845925

pls no
where did you get this picture

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>>5846030
>I finally know that it's a creepy old fuck who posts these kind of things

>>5845925
>would fug and hatecrime/10

I miss slutboi

who is the hottest trip

how do i become the hottest trip

>>5846062
don't encourage him

>>5846070
impossible
once you trip/name you immediately drop five points

So.
Having a date with that guy I've been seeing.
We're gonna try to fuck again, after me being too tight last time.
And, uh.. like, i'm kind of really intimidated, desu
I'm afraid he's gonna like tear something or bruise me or something.
Best thing to do is to try and stretch beforehand, right?

>>5846070
Everyone likes different things but fems get more attention.

>>5846105
I thought you were a massive slut. How do you not know how to have sex? To answer your question though, some stretching beforehand will likely help.

Are you still pining after your bf that left you for being a massive slut?

>>5846110
>fems get more attention
positive and negative

masc posters get attention if they have nice bodies, but there are many more twinks with nice bodies than mascs with nice bodies

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>>5846134

>tfw what was considered a good body when I was a twink isnt considered a good body for a masc

#endthedoublestandards
#healthyateverysize

>>5846097
>once you trip/name you immediately drop five points
im a 15/10 as it is so it ok
>>5846110
like tranny fem or twink fem

>>5846141
>I was a twink
how old and what do you look like now?

>>5846134
I guess.
I think fems get more attention because there's more people attracted to fems in general from straights biscum and other twinks because they usually go for their own. Not always but just something I've noticed. I think its harder for a twink to have a nice body than masc because its mostly genetics really.
Masc you just have to lift and be somewhat hairy.

>>5846124

I am, i just also don't usually get with someone who was literally too thick to even enter me without the usual bit of stretch and lube that comes with foreplay.
I've never had to prep for size before.

And.. yes. But I had some experiences last night that had me make some emotional changes that's making it a bit easier to wait for him to tell me if he's actually leaving me or not. It's been near radio silence for over a month.

>>5846151

18, and i still look like a twink, just one who doesnt shave or wear cute clothes

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>>5846182
fuck off

>>5846141
#allgaylivesmatter

>>5846164
really?
I feel like it's the opposite
much easier to have a nice smooth twink body imo

>>5846164

completely wrong

>How to get a twink body
eat less for a few months

>How to get a masc body
carefully portion control all your meals
spend half a dozen hours at the gym every week without fail
lift for 2+ years minimum
pray you have nice muscle insertions, narrow hips and that you dont get injured

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>>5846192

>>5846175
There should be not much different in the way of preparation for a larger penis. Just do more prep, and stretch to a larger size than normal. That being said, if your butt is too small to take him then there is not much to do about it.

>>5846197
>>5846216
You guys are right. Being muscular isn't worth it. Im still going to eat and lift the best I can but fuck its so much work.

>Tfw going to lose a gains in military
>tfw years of autistic work flushed down the drain
>going to try to bulk again but probably will be to hard with 15 hour work days.

Im going to be a twink.

>>5846259

You dont need to post your lifestory every time, Maki

>>5844273
>racism
>deliberately posting in the wrong forum
>pretending to be tough in a way that you know people will see through.

It's clear you want attention. You have it okay? I know your life sucks right now. Maybe you made all the right choices and don't know what else to do with your life. Maybe you made all the wrong ones. Either way you're hurting right now and need someone. I really suggest you go to /adv/ and seek help. You don't want to feel like this right now, and you don't have to. It get's better, okay?

>>5846269
leave him alone

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>>5846269
Im very self obsessed.
Just ignore me.

>>5846258

>That being said, if your butt is too small to take him then there is not much to do about it.

That's what I'm afraid of. Like even with lube and him having fingered me, it took him awhile to work the head in and by then, it had taken so long that we both just kind of stopped feeling into it.
This feels like such a stupid fucking issue to have for as much experience as I've had. I was so fucking into it when I first saw his dick but now I'm feeling pretty disillusioned, desu.

>>5846271
You sound like me. And you are 100% right!

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>>5846271
>>5846313
if only you knew how fucked things are right now

>>5846354
Whats going on anon?

>>5846293
Then just prepare before contact. Make sure that you are as stretched as you can get yourself. Maybe buy a toy that is designed to help stretch. I mean, either stretch to be able to accommodate him or give up. I doubt he is so big that you can't fit him with some preparation, though. Probably you just need a lot more preparation than usual. Maybe you can fit the stretching into foreplay. It shouldn't take some inordinate amount of time to stretch to the point where you can fit him.

>>5846460
Take a walk down the street downtown

What do you see?

>tfw no straight bf

>>5846567
>tfw no bf at all

>>5846580
>tfw no

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>>5846567
Stop these feels now...i can't take it.

>>5846580
uhm no gay bfs are feminine and have aids i'd rather be alone

>>5846582
god help us

>>5846478

Reading this post made me feel a lot more confident and less scared. Seeing it typed out plain. I think i should do this for myself more often.
Yes.
I am filled with determination. I will take the meat.

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>when they doesn't even try to act normal

>>5846478
>>5846630


Buy a dragon dildo, that will prepare your anus.

>>5846567
>you will never have a hard working loving straight husband

>>5846686
maybe we should transition :^)

>"""poet""" who has 10 years on me
>overweight farmer
>drummer with an unhealthy obsession with Beatles
>cute 19 y/o druggie whos C hepatitis + and with failing organs
these guys are into me

where are the normal gays?

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>>5846808
>normal
>gays
I don't get the point you're trying to make senpai

>>5846808
Poet and drummer don't look that bad.

>>5846808

What are you like, yourself?

>>5846824
Poet had heroin habit back when heroin was affordable, so he's prolly not even clean

Beatles boy took 10k+ in debt for some girl

I only like people who are not completely dumb fucks
>>5846848
I try my best to be a cool guy but im also a major asshole

does caitlyn jenner still have a dick?

>>5846875
who gives a shit about some washed up has-been

>>5846893
ur mom. faggit

>>5846907
calm down bruce my boy

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>mfw waiting for thread to liven up

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>>5846940

Here I'll post a recent pic of mine.

>>5846958
You look like a caring and loving father in his late forties that just wants to make his kids happy but secretly wants to inhale some donghus.

>>5846940
>>5846958
Both ugly but not as ugly as slutboi. Crongrats on not being the most horrific.

>>5847005

Yeah, I don't see it.

>>5847009

I have no idea what slutboi looks like so this comparison is lost on me.

>>5847009
>Both ugly
>snapchat filter that makes me look 80
what lol

>>5847011
I see it, daddy :^3

>>5847020

No, I don't want to be a daddy of any kind.

I want slutboi to come back in a year with lost weight a better haircut in a suit in bearmode telling everyone to fuck off.

With a changed name and everything that would be so cool.

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>>5847026
I want daddy's cummies in my tummy bummy

>>5847014
I don't see any difference

>>5846958
Damn you got fat

>>5847066

I've mainly gained just a bit of weight around my belly. Combination of the effects of Seroquel and campus food.

>>5847072
>Seroquel
ow. been there. what dose are you on?

>>5847091

250mg at night

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>>5847072
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lKVa4O2MuS0

>>5847038
I want slutboi to fall down a never ending flight of stairs.

That would be so cool

>>5847013
I'm sorry for being mean to you.
I think I just hate your floppy hair.
You ain't that bad

>>5847134

Don't worry, I don't take gaygen very seriously. As for my hair I'm in need of a haircut, planning to get one over spring break.

>>5847127
That would be funny to see him fall down some stairs though tbqh...
He should volunteer for youtube videos where fat people do fall down and get YouTube hits.

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>>5844273
is /k/ trolling? lol

if not. then listen up cupcake. hitting a bag is not fighting.
if u carry a knife u are more likely to get cut with it than cut someone else.
if u want a weapon get a pistol legally and learn how to use it.

sure working out and feeling strong makes u feel safer but you are kidding yourself if you think u are not going to get hurt.

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>>5847178

>>5847097
I was on 600 at the most, it was hard not just sleeping all the time. Instead of growing fat I developed EDNOS (eating disorder not otherwise specified) because I lost all appetite and food tasted nothing/made me feel sick.

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>>5847194
exactly

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Why am I attracted to cartoon girls?

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>>5847213
young lady I am an expert on humans.
you are sick in the head.
now pic a mouth, open it, and say blargghhherghhh

>>5847196

This is the 2nd time I've taken a regiment of seroquel, can't remember exactly why I changed off it the first time. I'm on pretty much the same dose as that time, but strangely enough I seem to have more of a tolerance to the sleepiness effect, I sometimes still have trouble getting and falling asleep. It's also mildly concerning, but if I don't take my meds at night it becomes nearly impossible for me to fall asleep. I do have a tendency to sometimes get tired in the late morning, early afternoon though. I'm also on geodon, but it's a very minimum dose of 20mg twice a day, any higher than that and it fatigues the hell out of me, was a real pain in the ass when I was on 40 and 60.

As for appetite, Seroquel actually helped me regain that. Half a year or so prior to that I stopped all my meds at once and even when I was put back on a new medicine, geodon, I had lost about 3/4ths of my appetite and hardly ate anything, lost like 50lbs and was around 150 or so at my lowest. Definitely be careful when messing with these meds.

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How did you know to jump into the paintings?

>>5847245

I ran into the bottom and it wobbled like water.

>>5847231
The same thing happened to me when I started to get off the meds. It was a really slow process, by the time I was down to 100 mg each night, falling asleep started becoming difficult. But since I didn't feel so fake tired all the time I could do more active things and my body became sleepy and not just my mind/psyche.
After three years of a feeling of dreamless sleep it was one of the greatest feeling in the world to wake up and feel energized again. I'm not saying that I would have rather not taken the drugs but it was a hell to go through.

>>5847245
The mushroom guy told me.

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>>5847203

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>>5847213

>>5847249

Well it's not always consistent, some days I feel just fine, others a little sluggish, it kind of sucks, but honestly it's pretty bearable and I've definitely dealt with worse. The fatigue from the higher geodon doses were awful, my day would be going fine at work, then all of a sudden I just feel weak and out of energy and I would have to sit down. I'm pretty content with the doses I'm on, though I kind of want to test out if it's the geodon making me sleepy in the morning.

>>5847256
I'm from none of the states that likes cartoon porn though

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>>5847265
It was a working their anyway.

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>>5847270
>their
>theory
auto correct is stupid as fuck

>guy asks if I'm free tonight to hang out, agree to meet

> rush home, shower, get ready

>hour passed, silence

Well thanks for fucking up my night, cunt.

>>5847288
Thats why you dont use grindr

tfw cant pound soalones cute lil butt mercilessly

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>>5847252
fantastic

>>5847312

Clint was a handsome man, huh

>refers to himself as 'daddy'
>isn't a 30+ year old man married to a woman and doesn't have at least one kid

>>5847294

Not much alternatives

>tfw senpai finally got a muscledaddy bf and he's left gaygen 4ever

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>>5847325
>Refers to himself as princess
>himself as princess

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>>5847312

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>calls himself a bear
>is not even a wildlife animal at all

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>>5847346
no sir, I don't like it

>>5847288

Never mind, canceled on me because he has work early.

Oh please

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>>5847362

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>im bi
>im into femboys trannies and hairless twinks

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>>5847325
>refers to himself as 'daddy'
>is a 50+ year old man divorced from a woman with one kid older than me

>>5847382
that's a pretty sizable amount of bi men

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>eww grindrs for degenerates

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>>5847365

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>>5847382

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>>5847390
Bi men are just failed straights.
Prove me wrong.

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>>5847400

>>5847390

can confirm

>>5847400

I was talking to my friend about grinder and they said they had a lot of experiences with transphobes on it in my city
It stings to have to differentiate respectful sex-positive sluttiness with demeaning and objectifying sluttiness.

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>>5847417
that walrus's face looks like a penis.

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>Im not attracted to black people

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>>5847445
Vast majority of the world isn't. Don't worry.

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>the T should be dropped from LGBT

>>5847445
most black people aren't either

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>>5847451
>>5847461
>Im racist on an lgbt forum of homosexual men

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>>5847473
I'm 1/18 latino so by definition I can't be racist.

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>tfw your penis isn't big enough for a poly marriage that creates a cosmopolitan ice cream.
>you will never take control of one white guy
>one small black guy because nobody likes chocolate ice cream
>and one big woman that you chooe and beat up daily to turn red.

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>>5847490
Racism has no bounds within one race. All races are racist.

>>5847503
isn't it called napolitan?

>>5847503
O wait its neopolitian not cosmopolitan.

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>>5847473

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>>5847515

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>>5847511
Neapolitan

>>5847519
Whats that mean wiz?

>>5847527
>>5847515
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neapolitan_ice_cream

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>>5847510
100% incorrect sorry

>>5847532
Thx 4 that bro ill keep you posted.

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>>5847540
>straight man tears when?

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>>5847557
Hopefully soon

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So I think it's just a fetish since I'm not attracted to women in real life

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>>5847569
3D women are gross tbqh

>>5847557
>>5847566
dont hurt me senpai ;_;

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>>5847566
we must

>>5847580
start sucking dik then

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>>5847594
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2CTVqt2wxU

>>5847604
how bout you suck mine first?

>>5847615
has it been inside a vag?

>>5847623
Yes.
Plenty of them. If I can make them moan I can make you moan princess.

Friend I have is coming over soon. He lets me play with his nipples but for some reason it has never gone farther than that. I know it's weird, what can I do to progress further?

>>5847880

Touch his thighs while you suck them.

>>5847926
I may do this desu

>>5847578
I love that fat bitch Usagi

>tfw no Jew bf

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>>5847968
>tfw no bf

>>5848008
If you're Jewish I can solve that problem

>>5847649
>Yes.
Nah, I pass. That's disgusting tb h

>unbearable loneliness
>that's it I'm going to make an effort to find someone
>manage to go on a bunch of dates with guys
>none wants to go on a second one
>feel more alone than before

There is no escape ;-;

>>5848031
i'm circumcised, miserly with finances, and i like bagels is this close enough

>>5848192
Ill date you.

>>5848192
are you cute

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>>5848192
We are in this together, my friend.

>>5848468
Physically yeah but it seems I'm as interesting as a potato.

>>5848495
do u want to be my bf?

>>5848513
Sorry but I need a bf to hold me tight at night. Virtual hugs make me want to cry ;-;

>>5848513
why is your name horror

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>>5848524
i like horror

>>5848523
:( yr a jerk n a bully then i guess SIGH

>>5848532
what kind
whats your fave horror movie
i want a horror fan bf

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>>5848602
honestly the horror film i'm mostly likely to rewatch is Noroi/the curse, and i normally hate found footage films. i also really like The Descent despite finding it a little cheesy, its one of the first horror films i sat thru beginning to end.

generally i'm not a fan of gore usually, and i actually like positive endings and find pointless death esp. slasher films to be sort of mediocre, i like a mystery element but I also like having most of my questions answered.

>>5848635
noroi is def one of the best found footage ones
not that there are many good ones

the descent is also one of my favorites
old school effects like that make a movie GOOD

i love gore tho
and slasher

>>5848643
i really felt that noroi used found footage to build ambience and it also helped make the bad special effects look creepy rather than campy. it reminded me more of those sort of scary photographs i looked up as a kid.

only other found footage that built ambience that way to me was the blair witch project, which was more a novelty than legitimately good and i'd definitely think it was outright bad if it wasn't the first i'd have seen

>>5848659
been a few odd years since i've seen it
but it was just well done

blair witch is decent, but it really should have stayed a small indie gem of sorts rather than the big pop culture thing it became

i liked as above/so below too
but more because of the concept
it just had some interesting scenes and concepts

>>5848670
blair witch was just a cool concept that sucked as a film and had a strong viral marketing campaign

didnt like as above, tried to watch it in theater and thought it was like really bad. also hated babadook in terms of "cool concept, bad film"

>in a crowded train a 10/10 stands pressed next to me and breathes in my face
>boner
absolutely pathetic gayness

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>>5848731

>tfw never get boners from strangers in public

aw man this shit makes me so insecure - what if it means I'm not really gay??

Aussie guy: Funny, easy-going, hot, good sex
American guy: Rare gem, interesting, cut dick
British guy: Obnoxious, party too much, average looking, not so good sex
German guy: No gay Germans, and you can't make any connections between them
Nordic guy: Awkward, good bjs, straight guys ready to have fun

Next I need to get blacked

> tfw diet is going well.
I'm just afraid one I get down to Skeleton status I'll be too lazy to get up to twunk.

;-;

>>5848854
Once you get down to skeleton even if you get mired you still want to get bigger at least in my experience.

>>5848854
skeleton status best status

>>5848935

New thread