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▶Beginner makeup resources: http://masterposter.tumblr.com/post/116605714860
▶Size charts: http://www.americanapparel.net/sizing/default.asp?chart=womens.pantse_conversion_chart.php
▶Transition timelines: http://imgur.com/a/qWpxv
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▶IRC: https://www.rizon.net/chat #mtfg

Previous Thread >>5839781
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Why is calling people so scary?
>>5841349
That's kinda funny
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>>5841349
whatever happened to Pookie?
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>>5841358
In jail for false rape accusations
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>>5841358
She started high school and went stealth.
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>tfw not part of the bready banch
;_;
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I need a fun sweater I think
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Why can't we all just post cute animals and be happy and freinds? ^.^
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>>5841348
I dont think it is for me, literally everyone says I look like a man
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>>5841369
Good idea friend
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>>5841368
can you please stop cutting yourself? those scars.. you would be such a hottie if you weren't a complete batshit
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>>5841368
YGuess estrogen doesn't help with being a neckbeard.
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>>5841374
Even if taking care of yourself doesn't make you passable, why not just do it anyway. You need to start making some positive changes in your life because right now you are killing yourself.
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>>5841368
wow very pretty Tbh
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>>5841369

Awww :3
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>>5841378
no u
>>5841380
uhhh had a fulll thiiick beard, so no
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>>5841381
Killing myself is better than looking like a man ;-;
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>>5841368
post dip butt
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I'm gonna go walk a dog so here's some comfy music and a pretty owl be nice to each other while I'm gone!!
https://youtu.be/3fEaStyH8rk
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>>5841386
It's not just the neckbeard it's your posture, the way you move in that photo... the one thing missing is the fedora.
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>>5841391
this please
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reposting dank strawpolls ftw

http://strawpoll.me/7025573/
http://strawpoll.me/7025573/
http://strawpoll.me/7025573/

and

http://strawpoll.me/7025557/
http://strawpoll.me/7025557/
http://strawpoll.me/7025557/
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>>5841395
hmmm maybe I should try one
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Hairline-chan, how fast did yours get bad, and were you on a DHT blocker or HRT in general? Do you have a special condition?

I think you were quite cute before.
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>>5841389
Alright I've had enough. Don't know why I thought you would be anymore open to changing yourself 5 months later. Go fuck yourself.
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>>5841400
i don't ever want to abandon the important people in my life such as my parents and friends who supported me. being romantically linked to people means i'll have to be out too. i'm not loud and proud about being trans everywhere i go, but i'm definitely not ashamed of it either.
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>>5841404
Make it a pink one, something weeb or MLP related.
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Happy International Women's Day, ladies! <3
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>>5841409
Ok
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>>5841400
>3years on mones to go stealth
what is this a poll for bees ?
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>>5841417
That's for women not trannies.
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>>5841404
what abdl diapers do u have
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>>5841421
you're triggering me ;-; I am a Pure and Honest Woman of Spirit, Soul, And most recently Body
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>>5841417
Transwomen's day when?
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TRANSGIRLS? MORE LIKE TRASHGIRLS!

REKTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
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>>5841431
Come on, you can be more mature than this.
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>>5841430
I don't think we need a day! As long as we transition before starting our careers we should be considered women. Because we have to deal with discrimination and sexism.
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>>5841422
none right now. my friend has a huge stash tho.

been peeing in those
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>>5841427
Whatever dude. Be all you can be.

>>5841431
I laffed.
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Can I joint he super cool kids club now?
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>>5841431
T__T
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At college rn. Guy walking past me outside the cafeteria said "hey gorgeous" and I said are you fucking blind? Then he looked so embarrassed. Does this mean transition is working?
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>>5841436
Why not pee in the toilet?
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>>5841433
When did you loose your sense of humor trashgirl?
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>>5841446
yes it does kayla! congratulations you are a gorgeous girl now ^^
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>>5841436
please be my gf
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>>5841434
Yeah I wouldn't even remember what day it was anyways.
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>>5841449
Don't encourage him and his sissy fantasies.
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>>5841447
because I am not some barbarian
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>>5841436
are you wearing one in >>584136?
is it sexual or just comfort or what?
sorry im just curious
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>>5841446
No it means you are making shit up again. You do not attend a college.
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>>5841446
>Does this mean transition is working?
in your fantasies at least
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>>5841455
are we in the business of misgendering trans women? :(
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Why was i included, i never post here anyore
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>>5841457
dunno what that link is

i wear them because they are fun and fun to pee in
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>>5841463
Kayla isn't trans
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>>5841433

No one gives me (You)s then though >:(
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>>5841467
oh it was >>5841368
that photo you just posted
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>>5841463
Just how new are you?

>>5841464
It's a list of retards.
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>>5841476
no, they are too puffy for booty shorts
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>>5841464
why not?
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>>5841474
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>>5841455
>Sissy fantasies
what? I was just getting lunch. I don't know why guys are bothering me all of a sudden.
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>>5841479
I'm not new! I've been in the community for close to two years now. but I just don't post my pictures or use my trip (usually too lazy)
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>>5841483
You weren't getting lunch
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>>5841480
huh I would have thought they would make your ass look better in them, like rounder and stuff
okai
how long have you been into it? how did it start?
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>>5841483
Oh Eliot...
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>>5841368
>>5841467
>cute
>friendly
>wears diapeys

L I T E R A L L Y P E R F E C T
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>>5841481

I mean, i'm not even really an mtf, anymore, I'm genderfluid.
I guess ufufu's been away from longer than me, huh
I wonder who made that image
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>>5841499
Muff is anything but friendly new friend
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>>5841499
So like a tranny Pamperchu?
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>>5841483
kayla just ignore them, they are trolls. ^^ I hope you had a wonderful lunch!~
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>>5841349
Why is there a guy in the lower right with glasses, he should lose my number
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>>5841503
>genderfluid
There is no such thing. Please go back to gaygen you fucking faggot, never post here again.
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>>5841487
The fuck i wasn't
4chan won't let me post pics on mobile because the captcha is in the way.
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>>5841503
I'm not an mtf either any more, but I don't think that counts because I never socially transitioned.
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>>5841516
You don't go to a college. You are sitting in your room watching tranny porn.
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>>5841508
if she has a mean streak that's even better desu

>>5841509
women who sometimes wear diapers are cute. men who do it are autistic. people like pamperchu who make acting like a baby the central focus of their lives need professional help.
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>>5841515
Edgy man
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>>5841516

kayla we all know you don't go to college, you can stop pretending
nice that you are trying to finish high school tho
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>>5841516
the truth will set you free kayla
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>>5841515

Yeah, that's what they say in gaygen, too

>>5841520

You're a straight femboy, right
At least from what i remember
also sorry if that's offensive. x:
How do you ID?
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>>5841526
nice meme
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>>5841533
I identify as a dolphin some days and a toothbrush the rest of the time. Respect my pronouns you shit.
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>>5841520
y-you aren't leaving for femgen or something right? pls don't leave ;-;
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>>5841536
Fuck that picture is disturbing. Just how low can a man go?
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>>5841536
lmao I love this picture
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>>5841510
Lunch was a decent slice of pizza. I have been doing realy well on my diet or else I would have eaten a whole one.
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>>5841533
Poly femboy
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>>5841516
What kind of fone?
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>>5841546
Explain the hair
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>>5841358
She's been chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool, and all shootin' some b-ball outside of the school desu.
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>>5841549

So do you just hang out around here out of comfort or familiarity?
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>>5841547
why do you make up pretend stories
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>>5841547
awesome! I want pizza now XD
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>>5841558
what's there to explain ?
it's covered in dye in that pic
hence the thing around me and the smudges
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>>5841520
im gonna put your head in my lap, pet your hair, and feed you estrogen
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>>5841546
same! it's like a reminder that it always could have been worse for me
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>>5841547
why are you still here? you do not get it do you?

you are a burdenous sack of shit
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>>5841569

wow so is this wut maddu is like outside of the skype chat
wow maddu wow what a creeper
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>>5841570
ikr
I love seeing the progress compared to now
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>>5841567
Don't, its fattening. If you must, just go get a slice at a cosco
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>>5841577
>.>;;;;;;;
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>>5841542
Femgen doesn't have enough people to make it interesting
>>5841561
Basically, it's really cute and fun sometimes, and everything but gaygen is ded
>>5841569
Y...ou just made my point
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>>5841568
That's not an explanation.
Why that horrid colour?
Why the unbelievably shit job you did of dying it.
Why the short back and sides?
Why are you pulling that face?
Why did you take this picture and upload it to the Internet?
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>>5841581
>costco pizza
each cheese pizza slice is like 700 calories.
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>>5841585
pls don't leave ever ;-;
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>>5841585
W-what
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Penis
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>>5841577
It's only creepy if they don't like it

Case in point: Dorian gray is either a creepy abusive stalker or an amazing rich fuck toy
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>>5841515
>Thinking the memes are real
If you're going to get booty-blasted at the fact that some people on tumblr say they're genderfluid, please note that literally every single identity possible is claimed by at least one person on tumblr.
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>>5841600
Say that to my face
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>>5841591
But if you eat junk food for only one of your meals each day it makes you a hardcore dieter apparently so its okay.
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>>5841516
>not using apps
baka desu senpai
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>>5841600
benis :DDDDDD

autismo spin autismo spin
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>>5841588
>Why that horrid colour?
why not ?
>Why the unbelievably shit job you did of dying it.
you do realize the pic was mid dying it
pic related was like an hour later
>Why the short back and sides?
you do know how dying your hair works yes ?
>Why are you pulling that face?
for de maymays
>Why did you take this picture and upload it to the Internet?
for de maymays
(and I wanted to see how long anons would keep reposting it, turns out quite a while)
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>tfw its a beautiful day out
I hope spring stays this is really nice
>>5841612
QT
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>>5841584

s m h gorl

>>5841601

lol, i'm just teasing her, we're besties
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>>5841612
nice angles
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>>5841609
M'lady :D

>>5841603
P E N I S
E
N
I
S
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ever since my bipples stopped being puffy they've looked tiny.
How do I griw my areoles?
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>>5841612
For a second I thought this was Kayla pasting his picture again
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>>5841617
lmao nah looked pretty meh for the first few months on mones
>>5841620
I haz all dem anglezz
>>5841625
kek
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Well I'm going back to class, maybe I should remake a skype account because mtfg is too toxic.
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>>5841622
ur bopps look like mine
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>>5841622
Alas, HRT does not affect the areolae much.

What you have pre-HRT is, more or less, what you'll always have.
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>>5841629
the sissy mansion episode 6 is done loading I see
you gonna seed too you selfish ass ?
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>>tfw therapist doesn't want to see you anymore because she fucked your older brother

atleast I only wasted a month with her I guess
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>>5841634
Is that because of starting later than cis puberty?
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Tfw I'm hanging out with a ftm
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>>5841634
That is bullshit. My areola tripled in size on hrt.
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>>5841629
ive only been here a few days but ive already noticed that literally every time you say anything people accuse you of lying. why is that?
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>>5841634
FUCK.
>tfw pancake nipples at ~1 3/4" diameter
Suicide pact when?
Also, still stealing Angie's memes desu. Can't resist.
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>>5841634
R-really?
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>>5841652
Stop stealing my memes
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>>5841654
please no
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>>5841654
What the fuck
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>>5841654
What the fuck
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>>5841654
what the fuck
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>>5841656
I can't stop. Gomen.
[spoiler] fukken saved[/spoiler]
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>>5841657
>>5841659
>>5841660
>>5841666

it's a cat girl
what do you expect ?

I mean you gotta be realistic a cat girl would shit in a box and puke hair all over your stuff

loses the appeal the more you think about it
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>>5841654
Make it stop!
MAKE IT STOP!!!
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>>5841650
6 years of experience
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>>5841654
HOLY FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK I WAS NOT PREPARED
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>>5841669
>shit in a box
>puke hair all over the place
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>>5841669
Lies and slander cat girls are nothing but cuteness and love.
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drugged mom
>fun
>trolls with you
>calls you her daughter
Non drugged mom
>tells you you'll kill her driving with a gps
>says you have bdd because you didn't want lunch
>bitches about how you out her stuff in the car to take her home
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>>5841668
You must have control
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Ugh finally getting my new phone set up like I want it
Hello
All my pictures are out of order but I suppose it's better than not having them at all
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>>5841704
Hello!
What had happened to your phone?
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>>5841676
Looks like lizbell
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>>5841705
My old one didn't work any more except as a fancy Wi-Fi device
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>>5841670

It's only just begun.
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I'm bored
ask/tell me stuff while I take a bath
ty
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>>5841714
Ouch, I'm glad to hear it's fixed now!
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>>5841724
will you ever commit suicide?

if you do can you live stream it so i can record it and masturbate to your final moments over and over again?
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>>5841724
I'd like to suck on your toes
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>>5841640
I'm not sure. It should be noted it varies too... most transgirls won't have much growth, but it is certainly possible. When it comes to biology it's difficult to deal in absolutes.
>>5841652
>>5841653
Yeah. YMMV of course. It does suck.

I'm kinda glad they don't, but only because I'd have giant pancake nipples if they got any bigger. >_<
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>>5841724
why are you so envious of kayla?
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>>5841692
drugged mom bet mom
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>>5841730
nah why should I ?
>>5841731
why ?
>>5841737
I am ?
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>>5841740
>nah why should I ?
because it would greatly entertain me
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>>5841740
>why?

i have a toe fetish
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>>5841740
>I am ?
it sure seems like it, the way you lash out at her for no reason

she filtered you so long ago, so she doesn't even see what you post about her, there's like no point to continue messing with her and yet you you do it anyway. kind of pathetic desu
>>
>>5841715
Pls no, don't eat mice ;_;
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>>5841349
i love that picture of me so much
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>>5841748
hi kayla
>>
Omg I was home and available and waiting for a package

I just checked the tracking wondering wtf was going on because it's getting late and it turns out they just left a notice instead of actually trying to deliver shit

Why can't mailmen do their jobs? Fuck.
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>>5841757
hi lily
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>>5841745
why not model a skyrim char after me and have it killed in entertaining ways ?
>>5841747
ah
sorry not really my cup of tea
>>5841748
hi kayla
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>>5841752

If I'm going to be a catgirl I have to be a catgirl all the way!
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>tfw everyone shitposts

f-fine i'll just sit here posting almost nothing ;(
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>>5841773
If you're on 4chan and you're not shitposting you're doing something wrong m8
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>>5841773
How are you Carol?
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>>5841728
Well I got a new phone so I'm having to set it up like I want it but like Skype is busy having a seizure and shit's just generally whack and everything is out of place
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>>5841780
>>5841780
bored, i need to buy an RGB plug thingy for the Spectrum. also nothing much to do.
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>>5841772
Can you at least kill them first? ;_____;
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>>5841766
I am going to suck on them whether you like it or not.

come here bb
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>>5841783
Oooh are you starting to collect vintage computers?
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>tfw playing around trying to make vaporwave sounding shit

its not good but it sounds good kinda
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>>5841790
m-maybe

is expensive tho ;-;
>tfw will never be able to get a working Macintosh classic
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>>5841784

MEOW! Cats don't understand mercy!
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Hey~
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>tfw no qt catgirl slave to feed live fish and mice to
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Hi everyone, how's it going
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>>5841798
;_; shitty as it is there's so many other computers from around that era that are better than the macintosh. I wish I could get an Amiga, but they're way too expensive and hard to import
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>>5841814
I don't like the latest chrome app
I can't access my tabs as easily
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>>5841819
yeah but they look pretty awesome. Actually any computer that comes with a monitor would be good desu.
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>>5841814
Hello not bae! It's going pretty well! How are you?
>>5841822
I think you can change that in the settings
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>>5841822
but it's free you have no right to complain!!!!
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>>5841826
I'm working on it
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>>5841792
the more songs you make the better theyll be bb
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>>5841700
you make it really hard not to
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>>5841787
nah bathtub too comfy
sry
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>>5841824
But monochrome display ;_____;
Even the spectrum had color
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>>5841830
ye i know

wanna hear 2 of them?
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>>5841812

Wouldn't catgirls be people? Owning people, domestically or otherwise is slavery.
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>>5841812
When are you gonna get a job you lazy sack of shit?
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>>5841826
Thanks that was it
Who the fuck thought that was a good idea?
>>5841827
If I don't complain, they'll never know which of their ideas are stupid
Putting internet tabs with the recent application tabs was a retarded idea
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>>5841837
sure m8
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>>5841826
Hiiiii Grace
Not feeling my best. My insurance is going to approve a gap exception for me to see the endo I made an appointment with and it'll most likely be approved but it's still another thing to worry about
>>5841792
http://pico
song.com/AqPS
I made this a month or so ago with my basic FL Studio knowledge and lack of any real passion or talent
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>>5841835
I have a spectrum D:<

But still dat all-in-one brick tho, plus apple 2's are far more expensive.

I would freakin' love to get a SX-64 though
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>>5841839
>you will never be a catgirl that's legally classified as a pet living with a loving master
>>5841849
I'm sure it'll be fine! Just try and relax until they tell you what's up, worrying is only gonna stress you until then
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>tfw too retarded to pass
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>>5841839
>tfw ywn be one if the first people to liberate catgirls
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>>5841855
I'm trying to relax. At least I have two months to get things worked out
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>>5841851
I still have an apple 2 in a closet at my dads house, it was my first computer >.>

It wasn't called retro computing back then though ._.;
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>>5841839
they would most likely have the brain of a cat so it wouldn't be slavery it would just be like owning a cat
>>5841846
https://clyp.it/f1tds4ad

heres one i liked
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>>5841851
>tfw ywn be able to justify importing euro vintage computers because voltage converters and PAL to NTSC
>tfw ywn have a commodore 64
;~;
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>>5841869
Oh that's fine then, retards are my fetish
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>>5841869
dank
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>>5841880
>wanting to fuck a catigrl

you make me sick
>>5841881
d-do you really think so
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>>5841869
That was horrible
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>>5841885
Donald Drumph falls into my retard fetish

Stop it I don't want to retuck
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>>5841889
are there people that would actually try and fuck their catgirl
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I went on another bike ride today c:
and now I'm eating fruit ^_^
I feel kind of good today.
>>
I just sent an email to adopt a doggy

Not sure what dog, they had some big adventurous woolly ones tho.
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>>5841862

Post boipussi
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>lewding your cat girl
>>5841894
That's great to hear anon!
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>>5841893
>tfw no cute catgirl in heat humping your leg when ur trying to play dks2
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>>5841868
l-lucky

pls gib
In seriousness though, my school had/has a few broken vintage computers in one of the ICT rooms. I once asked what they were and stuff but they didn't say much :/
>>5841876
I live in Europe :D
The model spectrum I have is the +2.

>commodore 64
Seemingly expensive tho, even in Europe. Plus the Spectrum was more british-y
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>>5841885
i'd love to hear the other one too.
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>>5841893
Uhhhmmm... Don't make me out as a monster here ok?
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>>5841899
Neck yourself
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>>5841912
i wanna snuggle a qt 4'6 catgirl desu
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>>5841885
>>5841893
I feel like owning a catgirl is a slippery slope to you fucking it

if shes not intelligent, and your not going to fuck or be lewd with her whats the point in getting one over a normal cat? I guess you could say its aesthetic or something tho?
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>>5841899
I had to literally check if my butt was in this thread yet
>>5841913
Prude desu
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>>5841906
It's expensive for the software library sadly, plus it's still popular with demosceners. Dat soundchip :D
https://youtu.be/hmfLBAtGAKk

I wish I knew more about the spectrum, it seems like a pretty neat piece of kit even if it was built to cost.
>>
i get legit bummed out i don't get included in trip tier lists since i stopped tripping.

anyway i am considering doing something dumb. my doctor's surgery refuses to change my details over making every visit humiliating. i updated my name but some staff still use the old one as its on record somewhere. i'm meant to get a prescription from my doctor due to long term self medding. NHS policy is that i should get a script, but my GP won't do it. I've had appointment after appointment giving my doctor stuff explaining trans healthcare and a GP's role in things (for example updating details, prescribing, and conducting examinations). I've been waiting a while for my referral to a clinic to come through, I've got another 6-8 months to wait- 'by the end of the year, hopefully' I was told. I called my surgery and said I needed to hear from my GP, they said they'd get back to me. I got called in tonight for an appointment, I received a text alert for it two days ago, and signed in fine at reception for it. While I was there, my GP called my phone and left a message saying he needed to speak to me (no signal in the surgery). 5 minutes after leaving that voicemail he came out to get a patient and blanked me while i was sitting there. apparently my appointment didn't exist. i have made an appointment with a different doctor to start the process all over again, but i still have to call my current one tomorrow to see what he wanted. i got all worked up thinking i was being called in to get my official script. instead i got to sit around, wait a bunch, and have some Eastern European nurse misgender me and shit. I'm done. the uk medical system is bullshit.

So do I stab myself in the balls, do I detrans or do I kill myself? I can't afford to self med anymore. my medical service should be stepping in. it isn't. what do
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>>5841923
LEWD LEWD LEWD

s-senpaii thats lewd
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>>5841503
Yume made it.
>>
>>5841524
she's actually legit a sociopath and a deeply manipulative person i'm pretty sure
>>
How much would a chin shave run me for? Pretty sure that'd contribute the most to adding to passability for me, maybe tied with brow shave
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>>5841923

Can I eat your butt pls?
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>>5841931
get a job kid

or look at lgbt youth centers and get shit done there
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>>5841930
>I wish I knew more about the spectrum

This gives some info:
>http://www.dataserve-retro.co.uk/contents/en-uk/d5.html

>built to cost

IIRC it was actually cheaper than the commodore.

Sound on the commodore is far better tho
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>>5841934
fuck you I am friendly

when have I ever done anything EVER in existence of EVER done something manipulative?

never

that is character rape right there
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>>5841902
>not having your catgirl spayed
It's like you're trying to contribute to the feral demi-human problem
>>
I want to fuck a transsexual and choke him while he is orgasming to hear his unaltered man voice.
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>>5841931
Fuck off Edgar
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>>5841950
0
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>>5841947
not the other anon but you're just a creepy dude in general desu
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>>5841950
usually i ignore the bait but this is my fetish
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>>5841940
i have a job, it pays shit and getting hired elsewhere is hard, try living in the real world 'kid'

this is britain, lgbt youth centres, honestly, i'm 27, anything we have in the uk vaguely similar to that don't have the power to do shit. i live in a country market town, there's no lgbt anything. i'm lucky to have a min wage job in the first place
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>>5841958
you forgot to list all those disabilities :^)
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>>5841901
Wow someone replied to me.
What's your favorite fruit?
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>>5841948
spaying catgirls is unethical
(and way less hot)
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>>5841923
Are those dimples of venus I see?
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>>5841959
>>5841951

what are you talking about? I'm not edgar
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>>5841946
I more mean as to what kind of software's available for the spectrum, I've at least heard and seen stuff that's on the 64, but never for the spectrum really.

Also, that keyboard is making my fingers hurt just looking at it. ;~;
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>>5841966
fug
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>>5841960
Pizza
Idk it's gotta be bananas, grapes, or apples
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>>5841965
Why do people keep mentioning that >.> yah I have dimples back there o.o
>>5841938
Do people do that?
>>5841932
It's naked o'clock though, I checked
>>
> check thread
> only 1 butt
> back to /chasegen/
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>>5841950
: c I wanna be a mute or dead
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>>5841977
Dimples of venus are a very attractive feature in the female butt.
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>>5841983
I wish I had a girl voice, even if it would make people look at me weird.

I made my gf cry because of the tone in my voice, and I wasn't even mad
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>>5841950
>tfw you don't even have a proper man voice
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>>5841971
>kind of software's available for the spectrum

Flight Simulator by Psion, Friday the 13th (multiplat), Yes Prime Minister, Elite (multiplat) etc.

Many were on multiple platforms though.

>Also, that keyboard is making my fingers hurt just looking at it

Amstrad fixed the keyboard. The +2 had a proper keyboard: https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/5e/ZX_Spectrum_Plus2.jpeg
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>>5841869
>https://clyp.it/f1tds4ad
chill af, idk a lot about making this type of music but this is def good
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>walking home
>"hey man i like your hat"
>"hey man"
>"man"

i cant even take a compliment...
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>>5842004
Post hat my man.
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>>5842004
>Hehe you need to start lifting man
I hate my dad
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>tfw every stranger you talk to stares at you for a solid 30 seconds looking confused before replying
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>>5841976
But pizza is a vegetable...
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>>5841981
/chasegen/ is dead senpai
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>>5842008
k

>>5842010
get shit like this all the time from my grandpa.

>oh man, you've got my height and your dads build. you're gonna be a big guy, start lifting weights
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>>5842020
I'm having a lot of vegetables tonight then!
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>>5842027
>not saying "f-for you"
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>>5841992
I think I'm doing well until I hear a girl. Coworkers made fun of my voice and everything.
>>5841994
Lowest pitch in your range?
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>>5842027

Throw that shit away, those types of hats are def masculine.
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>>5842034
couldnt find a way to work it in im sorry

>>5842038
probably will once i get a new wardrobe
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>>5842041
Phone him up right now and say it
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>>5842036
I'm wondering what you sound like. will it ruin my crush on you?
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>>5841972
yeah sorry i'm not edgar, i'm fairly normal, functional, out, open, full time, working a job, getting on with my family, social life, no autism, no mental illnesses other than being trans, in a relationship, no fetishes, not from Suffolk, and any developmental issues caused by my intersex disorder I have are not disabling and mostly went away in my teens, i'm not some shakey quakey pissbaby fetishist who gets a boner everytime he's sick in his mouth and dreams of suicide every night. this is a big thing, it jeopardizes my life. i'm scared.

ah oh well some people are just assholes and britain is a shit third world country. hell we import enough third worlders into working in our health services, no wonder its ass backwards. i've been paying privately enough that i shoulda just got health insurance in the first place when i had money. i'm gonna move to the US anyway, informed consent mones are cheaper than this fucking clown school shitshow. fuck that noise. like they expect you go go through the ordeal of getting a gender clinic referral and then put your life on hold for 12+ months before you see someone about it? what a joke
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>>5842045
dont got a phone

the joys of being poor
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>>5842027
i dont wear my autismhat in public though.
>>5842045
"hey, what's up?"
"f-for you."

not sure itd work
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>>5842027
>tfw your mom says you look like her to be nice and says you just need to lose weight to look feminine
>tfw I actually look like dad
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>>5841368
you look like a junkie whore
no offense
but you probably are one, right?
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>>5842033
I actually had pizza today too!! Haha.
I have to go buy more fruit though, should I get pineapple or strawberries?
Also that picture is really lewd >\\\<
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>>5842050
Is private any better? It probably costs alot I'm guessing
>>
>>5841349
dont hide caddy and kayla please
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>>5842050
>no autism

Come on now, don't tell lies.
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>>5842052
go full autismo and wear it

>>5842054
i wish i looked like my mom. my whole life ive heard the same joke any time people at school or something see her.

>your mom is so pretty
>how did we end up with you?
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>>5842056
Just because muffs does drugs and works as a cam girl who does diaper and clown fetish stuff, does not make her a drugged out whore
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>>5842054
I don't understand this gif.
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>>5842068
i used to wear it when fucking around at home but i have literally never worn it in public. being a tranny is disgusting enough, i don't want to get confused for a furry.
>>
nsfw
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1457463508508.webm
Every time a chaser pops up I wanna imagine they're this guy so I think it's hilarious lmao
>>5842057
Nice, what kind?
Go for the strawberries!
Ahem no it's just pizza sauce. Really...white... pizza sauce...
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>>5842036
120Hz is the lowest I can physically go.
160Hz is about where I centre around if I'm talking in a guy voice

I sound like a faggy teen boy ;~;
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>>5841368

British?
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>>5842073
Brooklyn beatdown
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>>5842073
it's autism
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>>5842068
I think I got all my manly features from my dad and stuff like eyes from my mom

Hopefully weight loss works ;-; its my only hope

>>5842073
She's mad as hell
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>>5842079
Forgot to reply
>>5842068
>you were so cute as a kid
>what happened?
t-thanks...
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>>5842082
120 is my norm.
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>>5842082
>tfw 120 is your normal voice

I'll fucking cut you
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>>5842079
Oh my...
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>>5842059
the short time i had enough cash to get stuff privately and the surgery I had done privately, i was treated like a fucking princess. I was treated respectfully, not like a child. It was clear I was making informed choices, my care was centered around me, and people were a lot more enthusiastic and professional. I didn't know what to expect but it really lifted the veil from my eyes about how two-tiered the system is. You have enough money to pay, or you don't and your care is substandard if you receive any at all. It's no different from America, only the US is honest about how fucked you are if you're poor. 'Socialised' healthcare is just paternalistic death monitoring, crewed by South Asians.
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>>5842092
trip on, me. :'(
>>
Is there a site to see what Hz your voice is?
>>
>>5842082
Post voice desu
>>
>>5842099
Voice Pitch Analyzer is an android app you can use, homie.
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>>5842079
>implying all chasers like gt
cool it with the harmful stereotypes
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>>5842066
sorry, i only watch anime socially :^)
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>tfw boy voice is like 80hz
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>>5842103
Kill yourself
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>>5842077
go all out, if its comfy wear it.

>>5842086
got no feminine features at all. people always comment that i look like my grandpa.

hope weight loss works for you
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>>5842108
I don't have any feminine features either, I look like a school shooter and chris chan.
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>>5842106
disinfo. >tfw lain will never talk to you again.
>>5842108
being able to wear my head on my shoulders if comfier. also i can't go out anymore regardless.
>>5842103
i won't paint you with a broad brush, famaroni. ;)
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>>5842106
Prove it. That is absurdly low.
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>>5842079
Well white pizza sauce is the best kind...
> strawberries!
Okay, brb strawberries!!
>>
>>5842099
Use a piano senpai
>>5842082
Im 'kinda' a singer so I can reach 80hz-ish. My speaking voice is like 150hz ish. But it can fluctuate from 200s to under 100.
>>5842079
Oh my
>>5842046
Ya chose the wrong tranny senpai
>>
post boy voice vs girl voice comparison
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1bL4jiIfXkb
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>>5841831
You must learn self-control
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>>5842113
tfw chris chan is more feminine looking than me
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>Tfw dadbod ;_;
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>>5842123
holy fuck that is dank.
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>>5842120
white sauce, mushrooms, garlic oil, parsley, that shit right there is a perfect pizza
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>>5842107
ill think about it

>>5842114
>i won't paint you with a broad brush

thank you that's all i ask
>>
>>5842122
You have a very serious case of autism.
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>>5842132
<3
>>
>>5842089
>>5842092
;~; how high can you go?

>>5842100
What do you want me to say?

>>5842121
Impressive, I wish I had that kinda vocal control ;~;
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>>5842113
chris chan actually looks pretty cute now if you've seen her latest photos, she's come a long way
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>>5842088
>you had the most gorgeous blonde hair
>I'm surprised your mom gave you bangs that's so adorable
>your little outfits are so cute, did she dress you up all the time?
>this little sailor one with the shorts and the black Mary Janes....
>...are you sure your mom didn't want a girl?
>>
>>5842138
121
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>>5842139
>her

You mean him, Chris Chan is a ugly man and he is ugly and should kill himself.
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>>5842135
what makes you say that?
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>>5842114
I'm too manly for you bby

>>5842115
Okay this tranny app says general average of 201hz but I don't think that's true, it's usually way lower.

>>5842125
I K T F
>tfw chris chan is also prettier than you

>>5842139
>tfw people will never call you cute
WEIGHT LOSS SOON
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>>5842144
Sorry, trip on me
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>>5842123
PLS STOP. I can't stop saving them.
>>
I havent transition so I havent worry at all about my voice
Where should I start?
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>>5842138
i can't talk at higher pitches.
>>5842149
wow this transphobia wtf
>>5842154
>too manly
that's my line.
>>5842156
meme-stealing whore. how do you like it? :')
>>
>>5842149
trip on elanna
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>>5842159
You should learn English first.
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So even though I've only come out to my dad, mom, sister, and one grandmother, practically my whole family knows I'm trans now. And nobody wants to claim responsibility for telling people. This is frustrating but whatever, they were gonna find out eventually I guess.
>>5842082
>I sound like a faggy teen boy ;~;
Same
>>5842120
Have fun!
>>
>>5842138
Oh it's definitely not controlled I'm all over the place. My voice doesn't pass but I'm getting to the point where I'm caring less. Been practicing girl voice in secret for years. I'm working more on annunciation and smoothness. Don't want to be talking through my nose : /
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>>5842162
>tfw you literally called me a man
No I am too manly
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>>5842165
Im on it
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>>5842162
Other people stealing my memes is my fetish :^)
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>>5842154
What the fuck is a tranny app?
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>>5842172
have my babies.
>>5842177
wtf gross dude i'm not saving that.
>>
>>5842177
I thought passing is your fetish?
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>>5842187
what an agp fetish. her true fetish is a mystery.
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>>5842172
Wait, if you are too manly, then what does that make me?
>>5842184
>tfw ntr'd and insulted in the same post.
>>5842187
Well, I mean I'd never be able to get off then. :^(
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>>5842182
It's the voice one that's really ugly, measures your pitch.

>>5842184
>tfw will never be jewish so I can get away with having a hueg nose
*deep sigh*
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>>5842128
Only the dankest for you :)

>>5842156
Then have more :^)
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>>5842071
>clown fetish
I want edgar back
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>tfw when its been almost a month but your professor keeps using calling you out by using your male name to joke about how she didn't expect a girly looking person

urge... to kill.... RISING.....
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>>5842166
>>5842167

i kinda like my faggy teen voice, it passes over the phone. i hit 250 hz when i get excited (which is often), but control is hard, my pitch is consistent but resonance goes from teenage male to female and back again and its always worst when first waking up. i can't do a proper male voice anymore, i sound like a 12 year old doing a mocking impression of his dad. i had vocal training to sound more male in my late teens but i can't push my voice to do that anymore, i was trying to reassure someone about her voice the other day by showing her my old guy voice and it wasn't happening. not having a proper guy voice feels good but it felt bad then.

its fucking impossible pushing it from 'fem fag that passes as a girl on the phone' to 'girl'
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>>5842191
Makes you a fucking passing pizza shit
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>tfw people talking about going to the beach in the summer
>realize I'll never be able to enjoy the ocean again unless I walk in it fully clothed.
Hell is empty
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>>5842191
im diamonds rn tbqfhwyf.
>>5842192
letmehearyouagainpleaseiwillfuckingbegyou.
>>5842193
>ywn have memes as dank as angie.
>tfw always #2...
>>5842198
hang in there, anon.
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>>5842201
this is how i dress is this bad? i also kind of look like that barring the cystic acne
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My average voice is 123hz and my "girl voice" is 160hz

People in in CS always assume I'm a dyke when I talk if I use my girl voice tho. What does it mean
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>>5842209
you are a dyke
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>>5842100
Here's boyvoice
https://clyp.it/fsrefg3l

>>5842164
That wasn't me, even if I (mostly) agree with it.

>>5842167
I more mean having that range, I don't have that kind of range, and my voice is all over the place to boot ;~;
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>>5842204
iktf
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>>5842191
Judging by the content of your posts I didn't think you were getting off anyway.

>>5842190
Mystery fetishes are the worst. It's probably diapers the way this general has been going.
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>>5842214
>That wasn't me, even if I (mostly) agree with it.
i cant wait to beat the shit out of you in may you are in for a world of hurt my friend
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Anyone here very low protein diet?
How many grams day?
I'm at 16 grams of protein/day and I probably burn 1200+ calories/ day just from my job... Not including what I need for normal weight retention
Tons of veggies, fruit, pasta, rice, and candy/pie for fillers here.

Am I fucking up?
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>>5842205
I don't like talking ok

>>5842206
No it's classy.
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>tfw sitting in a hooters right now
Rate my agp
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>>5842217
>diapers
fuck no.

>tfw that's how i look in 1 shirt

>>5842221
:(
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>>5842214
Your boy voice sounds like a girl. not even hugboxing
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>>5842219
With all the cum I eat in a single day, I'll never be able to achieve a low protein diet.
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Tfw went from 92hz to 150hz in one year of practice on HRT

I-is that good?
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>>5842211
Yes I am... Tfw tomboy
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>>5842225
double d/10
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>>5842214
>>5842229
agree
sounds like a girl
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>>5842214
if thats your boy voice. whats your girl voice?
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>>5842214
Whaaat post girl voice then
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>>5842231
No not really. That's still not a female voice.
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>>5842219
Yes you are fucking up. Big time.

>>5842227
Loose weight.
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>>5842242
Fuck my shit up senpai
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>>5842214

Sounds pretty girly to me.

Post female voice then.
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>>5842243
I have a manual labor job... Super easy to have muscles.... How the fuck do I make them atrophy?. Or at least cannibalize themselves b/c if no fuel
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>>5842254
Stop working

They wont go away if youre using them
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1xOzgB9WfhA

>tfw fucking awful voice
>tfw really love talking
>sound like a fag, look like a femboy with boobs
>no-one in my life gives a shit except me
>actually sounds better when i put effort in to talking deeper

k i l l m e
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1NURYYyAvdU

how do i fix my voice?
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>>5842258
Fuck.
New job it is, then
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>>5842260
This is even worse than brolanna.
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>>5842214
why do you always question the validity of other peoples' gender identities elanna
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>>5842190
>>5842217
I thought it was fairly obvious? Like desu like if you listen to "yr million sweetnesses" then like that shit is my fetish. Giving yourself to someone else entirely. Not even in a sexual way desu. Diane Cluck is an amazing songwriter btw. If you like folk or singer-songwriter stuff, she's fucking great.
>>5842193
Fucking rad. Feel free to take my memes desu.
>>5842198
Jesus, I would just stop going and drop out desu.
>>5842201
Did you misquote? I'm not a passer. Never will be desu.
>>5842205
Pics or it didn't happen. :^)
>>5842217
Ow. That cut really deep. Also, like that is my shape pictured.
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>>5842269
More voice training.
A lot more.
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>>5842270
If you really want to lose it fast lay in bed sick and do nothing for a few days only having like water and a bowl of campbells chicken noodle soup each day
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>>5842229
>>5842238
It's andro, definitely not girl during long conversation, my boy voice has a tendency to dip into lows that girls can't hit. Thanks though.

>>5842239
>>5842241
>>5842248
https://clyp.it/kzqnc3z3
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>>5842276
more like Diane Cuck. :')
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>>5842283

What stuff did you use to help you get a voice that good?
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Strawberries!!!
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So I just got done hanging out with a ftm. AMA
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>>5842282
Well fuck my shit up.
>trying to gain fat
>no nutrients/calories to lose muscle
Fuck.
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>>5842294
No
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>>5842294
Why would you spend time with someone as crazy and insecure as you?
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>>5842276
>tfw ez mode passers saying they dont pass
~_~
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Butt play. Have any of you folks done it? Is it enjoyable? [spoiler]What vibs/dildos/tools do you recommend?[/spoiler]
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>>5842303
>all trannies are crazy and insecure
wew lad
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>>5842303
Cause I'm awesome :)
But why do you think I'm insecure?
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>>5842307
>Have any of you folks done it?
like, today? nope
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>>5842294
Last one I met was an overcompensating selfish brodouche asshole who wanted me to fuck him despite my dysphoria. I've lowly opinions
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>>5842308

ftms are ugly in person.

Lots of ftms came from the butch section of lesbians and those usually never looked visually appealing.
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How do you gain weight? I'm stuck at 118-120 lbs, and I want to hit 130.
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>>5842288
I don't like ntr!!!!!!
>>5842304
I hat that fucking shit too, but why quote me? You'd want to target one of them, or someone with the opposite opinion for real conversation
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>>5842315
mostly ice cream and peanut butter
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>>5842313
>all ftms are ugly, therefore crazy and insecure
??????????????
>>5842304
>tfw f4tality is 35 now
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>>5842316
I want you to check your ez passing privilege.

>>5842318
;_;
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>>5842283
They both pass imho. Girlvoice moreso obv.
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>>5842316
>don't like ntr
that's why it feels so good.
>>5842320
fucking saved.
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>>5842308
Yes. The horrific insecurity about such a fundamental part of their identity inevitably leads to some craziness.

>>5842309
Come now.
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>>5842300
You can eat on the weekdays and starve on the weekends, that way your body will still gain fat while your muscle has a chance to deteriorate. But if youre lifting heavy things all the time yeah
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>>5842271
t-thanks
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What are some good voice training tools? What frequency should my voice be at, and how can I test it?

I have an Android phone, but I'm sure I have a crappy headset if need be somewhere.

>>5842166
I Know this feeling. After I told my parents and let them tell a couple close people (mom's sister and my dad's brother) the gossip spread like wildfire over a few months, and EVERYONE knew. They just pretended not to know but they'd do certain things like going for a hug instead of a handshake that tipped their hands.
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>>5842326
>all ftms are the same
you're just fucking with me, right? O_o
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>>5842326
I'd like to know more, please
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can someone give me something to read? i dont care what it is desu

>>5841922
a e s t h e t i c
>>5842002
t-thanks
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>>5842320
But, I don't pass. What is there to check?
>>5842325
jdimsa
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>>5842325
>likig ntr

all fetish are good, less fucking ntr, seriously kill all that shitty genre.
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>driving home
>what the fuck is that
#5poundsofjellybeans
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EVERYBODY POST GUYVOICE!!!!

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ujIcH4XZOw
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>>5842340
Did you really buy 5 pounds of jelly beans?
pics
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>>5842300
What are you exactly trying to do here? Metabolically speaking muscles are fairly expensive to maintain so caloric deficit would help, as well as inactivity. Be warned that there is a rate at which they go away so there are no overnight cures for becoming a skelly. Physical activity just encourages growth.
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>>5842340

You stepped out of your car just to take a pic of that?
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>>5842260
You sound like my old friends mom. I mean as long as youre dressed in feminine clothing I can see it passing. It's definitely not manly. Just groggy.
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>>5842214
Boyvoice passes. Sounds like one of my obviously cis TAs from university.

Wanna know why it passes? RESONANCE.
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>>5842335
Plz

>tfw face is too manly to pass
>tfw too fat to pass

>>5842336
>not being a degenerate
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>>5842340
you're like a 40 year old man that stops to take a picture of disneyland from outside the gate
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>mfw took a bath for like 3 hrs cause I couldn't stop shlicking
what's going on ?
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>>5842341
That's a guy voice? You sound like an extra from a Monty Python skit.
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>>5842354
Why are you describing me?
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>>5842360
that might be because I'm english and a disgusting tranny faggot
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>>5842358
>>5842345
>>5842343
No silly I stopped to buy a shit ton of jelly bellies for $6 and go on a factory tour
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>>5842290
I saw a voice pathologist several years back. Thanks though, keep in mind however that you're hearing it at its best here, I'm somewhat inconsistent. ;~;

>>5842322
You really think so beep? I slip into boyvoice sometimes and it does actually get clocked ;~;

>>5842352
When you put it that way it makes sense, I can't seem to get a chest voice. :/
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> Tfw have nasally faggy voice.
> Tfw can't figure out exactly how to defaggify it and make it sound feminine.

Fuck, I wish I did this earlier.
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I haven't eaten all day, is it ok if this is my dinner
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>>5842367
Cheer up, you could have been from Sweden.
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>>5842373
>tfw hon in Sweden
Is there any worse fate?
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>>5842371
no
cook real food
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>>5841446
kek
>>
i bought an old flight simulator for zx spectrum

yay me
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>>5842371
Quit acting retarded
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>>5842341
https://clyp.it/mv5zbv5q

This is my only voice
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>>5842330
Voice Pitch Analyzer for android is good for practicing, and it will show you where your pitch falls in relation to male and female ranges.
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>>5842292
That's a pretty cute picture lol
>>5842330
Yeahhh I told my mom, who then told my sis and grandparents, and then family on the other side of the country started finding out, and my other grandma told some of her friends...
Oh well, at least I'll just need to say they should call me Grace next time I see them.
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Does being without hrt for over a month make your face look more masculine or was it always this bad?

Like can you see a difference in this time?
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https://clyp.it/vsk1kw0j - boy voice

https://clyp.it/mdgi21mu - "girl" voice

https://clyp.it/lw0a3oeh - "girl" voice 2

tfw gay voice
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>>5842384
>tfw naturally fall into low-med female range of pitch according to this app
>tfw I'm >>5842341 and just sound like the world's biggest fag because I can't get the resonance right
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>>5842369
yeah honestly think so. opinion coming from another crazy tranny so you know...what it's worth.
can we sad post about jaws/chins next?
>>
>>5842334
Just reported this shitty fucking thread, which is kind of funny, since i am a janitor. that's right ass hole. i don't need to report shit, but i thought i would in this case just so you know how bad you fucked up. As a janitor, a user of elevated privilege, i actually have a special report interface that patches me directly to moot. so he will be here soon to ban your ass. that's right, moot and i are good friends so he regularly bans the fuckheads that i run across on 4chan. he also gave me access to the mysql database on the server so i can see every post you've ever made - and man, you posted a lot of fucking shit. i actually am going to report your IP to the feds, no joke, there is some seriously illegal shit in these log files which are currently up on my screen. You picked the wrong board to shitpost on mother fucker. this is the end of you.
>>5842336
real talk ntr is just a meme, i've cheated on someone before and it was not a pleasant experience.
>>5842341
https://clyp.it/4p4ge1hi
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>>5842391
Definitely a gay teen boy voice.
>>
>>5842390
PLS HELP ;_;
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>>5842394
Would nibble on ear
>>5842391
N...no homo
>>
>tfw keep getting told here and irl I need to accept the fact that it's impossible to please everyone and that I need to learn to accept myself for who I am
>tfw don't have any idea how to flip that mental switch
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>>5842390
no.
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>>5842398
>moot

who?
>>5842401
what o.o
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>>5842404
creator of facebook.
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>>5842403
Guess I always looked like a man then.
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>>5842401
*stabs you with my chin*
direct descendant of the crimson chin
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>>5842394
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>>5842384
It seems like it's intended for an older version. Don't tell me I'm gonna have to fuck with .apks.
>>
Hello. I'm going to sleep. Goodnight.
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>>5842402
Some things were just not meant to be anon.
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>>5842413
Goodnight Mirin!~
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>>5842402
You can please everyone irl though, just mimic their personality and body language or figure out what they need
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>>5842411
BB is that you?
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>>5842409
me irl ;)
>>5842416
>having a personality or body language
disgusting.
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>>5842398
https://clyp.it/ltztnq3l

here
>>
>open up 30 flavor jelly bean bag
>pick three jelly beans no looking
>all 3 are black licorice
This is proof God hates me
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>>5842419
thanks bb <3
>>
>>5842383
amazing sexy voice faye chan

>daily reminder that KAYLA wants to be a rich slutty girl.
>yfw it will never happen :^)
>>
>>5842411
that's fucking cis tier though
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>>5842418
You don't have to, you just have to copy other people's and they'll like you more, this is interrogation 101 peps
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>>5842391
>girl voice 2

>cringing throw up
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>>5842426
np man
>>5842433
ur so tsundere
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>>5842385
ur a pretty cute picture lol
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>>5842424
I opened a bag of skittles and 60% where yellow
I feel you senpai
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>>5842377
Hon in NYC.
>>5842341

https://clyp.it/sxiw0tkp
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>>5842417
me
>>5842260
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>>5842071
i do not do drugs anymore and i no longer camwhore and clowns are great
>>
>>5841349
> tfw when you would be able to pass pre-hrt if you were able to shave without cutting yourself
> tfw when you get clocked because of razor bumps.
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>>5842435
it was just too much yume kun

:(
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>>5842443
get a shave from a barbershop
smooth and close af
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>>5842443
>tfw you would've been able to pass at 3 months if you had long hair
>tfw 10 times more masculine now because overweight and just hrt having the opposite effect on me
>tfw you weren't so ugly before but you really let yourself go
>tfw weight loss takes time and it's really frustrating to wait

I want to die.
I want to die

I want to die
>>
>>5842435
No offense bro but you are the ugliest mother****er I have ever seen. If I didn't know any better I'd assume your mom was a titty waitress at hooters, got pregnant, was fired for her slump in appearance, then couldn't afford an abortion so she had the local kids try and whack her bulging fetus like a piñata. Only you survived and that's how you ended up with such a disfigured face. Either that or you got baptized with scolding hot coffee. I bet if a blind kid felt your face he'd be asking why there's a pizza on this camels ass. ****s disgusting bro get it sorted or at least wear a bucket over your head or something. peace
>>5842453
i have faith in you ! !
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>>5842460
literally CANT STOP LAUGH
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>>5842394
Thanks beep ;_;
I guess we can sad post about jaws and chins, although I don't think there's a lot there for you to be sad about.

>>5842391
Girlvoice passes, girlvoice 2 definitely passes.

>>5842392
Resonance is more important than pitch generally, makes using apps kinda hard apart from just recording and playback and stuff.

>>5842412
What version of android are you on?
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>>5842460
we could go with your theory, or we could just say she was wrecked by testosterone
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>>5842460
It hurts so much when you realize you could've passed but then you entered a neet time machine

I wasn't even disgusting back then
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>>5842436
Whaaaaaaat
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I've been putting in the work to turn my life around for as long as I remember. I'm curious to know when this is all going to pay off.
>>
>>5842463
tfw i will never have a voice good enough to read delicious cps.
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>>5842474
hey a year ago i had given up on starting transition, shaved my head, grew a huge fucking beard and longed for death, i thought passing was impossible, you never know
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>>5842463
You should delete this image from your reaction folder. An innocent woman and man lost their life over nothing.
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>>5842490
>tfw 3 years hrt and had better chances of passing 2 years ago than I do now
>tfw used to think your body and face was a huge problem back then because brain damage but now it is for real

Holy shit I need to fix myself, literally never been this fucking disgusting in my entire life before.
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>people complain about their jawlines
Let's talk about the superhero jawline :)
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>>5842490
Youre still an ugly motherfucker rawr.
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>>5842495
uh..
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>>5842506
i fucking KNEW you'd post this. i needed this. thank you.
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>>5842475
I was mimicking you. Idk I'm bored and you're the only person that ever replies to me.
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>>5842512
psychological engineer
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>>5842501
for fucks sake i'm going back to tripping again i'm not rawr i'm not edgar
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>>5842516
oh no, are you in my head now...?
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>>5842524
yes
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>>5842513
Why not go do something friend?
>>5842480
That's up to you anon. I feel like it's paying off already.
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>>5842532
Awesome pics. Great size. Look thick. Solid. Tight. Keep us all posted on your continued progress with any new progress pics or vid clips. Show us what you got man. Wanna see how freakin' huge, solid, thick and tight you can get. Thanks for the motivation.
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>>5842537
I thought yume is already pretty freakin' huge.
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>>5842543
im tiny just a lil chub desu

Waist = 32.5
Hips = 40
Underbust = 36
Bust = 38.5
Shoulders = 16
Height = 5'3
Shoe Size = 8.5 US Womens
Bra Size = 36C
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>>5842543
Don't say another Goddamn word. Up until now, I've been polite. If you say anything else -
word one - I will kill myself. And when my tainted spirit finds its destination, I will topple
the master of that dark place. From my black throne, I will lash together a machine of bone
and blood, and fueled by my hatred for you this fear engine will bore a hole between this
world and that one. When it begins, you will hear the sound of children screaming - as
though from a great distance. A smoking orb of nothing will grow above your bed, and
from it will emerge a thousand starving crows. As I slip through the widening maw in my
new form, you will catch only a glimpse of my radiance before you are incinerated. Then, as
tears of bubbling pitch stream down my face, my dark work will begin.
I will open one of my six mouths, and I will sing the song that ends the Earth.

>>5842550
>that height
all of my jealousy.
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>>5842533
I'm playing guitar does that count as doing something?
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>tfw i will never be a fat gay teen boy like yume
actually feels pretty good desu
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>>5842558
Nigga the baldy from PA is a shitty comic writer. Why not quote someone better?
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>>5842567
its just in my copypasta notepad idk the sources, dawg.
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>>5842550
You forgot there's a photo of you floating around. You look like someone poured dough in rainbow colored thigh highs.
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>>5842559
I think that does! How long have you been playing?
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>>5842550
that height though

waist- 27
hips- 38
underbust- 31
bust- 35
shoulders- 16
height- 5'10
shoe size- 8 uk
bra size- 34A
weight- 141lbs

>tfw i'll always be freakishly tall with no tits
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>>5842575
1. i took that photo myself and posted it myself
2. i was trying to do as many tranny tropes as possible(rainbow thighs, full body mirror, shimapan)
3. i pushed my tummy out as much as possible

do u actually think i try to look good in any of my pics lmao
>>
>>5842464
I don't know if that's true or not but i definitely feel bad about myself often. I think if I moved I could restart my life and I'm getting a job teaching if they don't hate me so it might be possible.
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>tfw 33 hips
HRT pls fix this ;_;
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yume sent me a snap today that just made me think damn she is really cute, i want to touch her face
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>>5842577
8 or 9 years or so ^_^
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>>5842593
For good luck? Like people touch the stomachs of those fat Buddha statues?
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>>5842589
i've seen skinny girls w small hips wearing skinny jeans

male shoulders are bigger issue desu
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back from school, actually naturally tired for once
also down 15 pounds too so yay me
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>>5842593
hiii maddie what's new?
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>tfw face was way more feminine at 3 months hrt than it is at 3 years
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>>5842601
Nice! You must be pretty good then!
>>5842620
My shoulders are about 39, but I just quickly measured it myself so idk how correct that is
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>>5842628
Hihi nm uhh my internet sex friend is coming thursday to eat my ass and fuck me all weekend but I'm not gonna be able to get my nails done tomorrow :/ you?
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>>5842630
NEVERMIND I TOTALLY DID THAT WRONG ill do it later when im not trying to play COH2 at the same time lol
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>>5842627
hey gorgeous
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>>5842589
It's okay my hips are 35 inches. My waist is quite smaller though and makes my hips look big...
>>5842630
I'm only good enough to make people who don't play guitar think I'm good. Also I don't think you measured your shoulders right, 39 inches sounds way too big.
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>>5842637
>internet sex friend

enjoy GRIDS
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>>5842587
Honestly, every person whom I've talked to that has moved away for a fresh start seems to benefit from it. If you feel that's what you need then it's likely to help.
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>>5842582
So? At least you have hips you lucky bitch you.

You have basically the same dimensions as me except I'm 20+ lbs lighter, and I tiny hips comparatively. I'm gonna gain 12 lbs though for more hippage/boobage.

waist- 26-27
hips- 34-35
underbust- 30~
bust- 33
shoulders- 15.5~
height- 5'9"
shoe size- 8.5 US (exactly, so I usually wear a 9)
bra size- 34AA
weight- 118 lbs.
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>>5842640
kek, not yet but im getting there
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>>5842582
Oh yeah, btw, get an aug.

No, this doesn't mean go get an aug to 34DD. It means get a modest one to 34C.
>>
>>5842637
Wew laddie
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>>5842642
whats a gird
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>>5842653
>not wanting a DD cup
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>>5842658

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gay-related_immune_deficiency
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>>5842620
>>5842589

Let me tell you a secret: you don't need hips to pass or look cute.

The secret is that you need hips to balance your shoulders. Broad boxy shoulders? More hippage means you look more balanced. Slightish shoulders? You can do without any hips and you'll still be hot. Parker from Leverage is a great example of the former, and basically any of my female cousins, the latter.

Fashion and attractiveness is all about balance and counterbalance. Women's weight tends to be gathered around their upper chest and especially the hip/butt area.
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>>5842653
fuck u aug lovers
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>>5842653
i'm 6 months mones today tho (happy 1/2 tranniversary to me), i'm hoping for some more growth before i do that

>>5842637
oh that charles manson type guy?
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>>5842666
>oh that charles manson type guy?
ya but he has a huge dick and like 7% bodyfat and he eats ass so whatever
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>>5842647
I hope you get dick soon
>>
>>5842637
This is disgusting
>>
>>5842666
also grats sis ^^
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>>5842670
Oh god I do need it but not until I reach my target weight and get some lingerie so I can make the perfect dating profile
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>>5842678
why are you replying to yourself lmao
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>>5842660
>getting tits that are too big for your body frame

Your stupidity never ceases to amaze me
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>>5842660
I want a DD cup, but if you get an aug from an A to DD it'll look and feel somewhat unnatural. The more starting material you have, the more realistic the result. Typically, based on my own research for my own purposes, you should never go more than 3 sizes up from your current cup size, and generally, you should use expanders if you're going up more than 2 to minimize stretch marks. Obviously, I'm going 3 sizes up because I reallllllllly want them (AA -> C), but in my heart I want DDs. Hopefully I hit a growth spurt when I start gaining some weight, that way I can go from like, an A -> D instead. Here's hoping!


>>5842666
Lucky bitch, A cups by 6 months? I'm sitting at AAs a year and a half in. My sister is as flat as a pancake too. Fuck genetics. At least my parents are supportive.
>>
>>5842676
don't congratulate me i'm gonna detrans and go on a one man crusade to be a minor inconvenience to anyone who made my transition impossible before shooting myself in the face
>>
>>5842693
Why go for a realistic result? You're a tranny. About as fake as you can get.
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ive never worn elastic jeans before, they're pretty comfy

i usually only wear denim but these look nice on me
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>>5842692
My frame is huge so they will accent it

>>5842693
I dunno, I feel like my boobs are kinda saggy already since I never wear a bra so I think I have plenty of skin for a D cup not to look weird, also I want it done only from the armpit crease so no scars on my boobies
>>
>>5842706
> those womanly curves.
> Meanwhile I'm literally a skinny twig with no hips.

F U C K Y O U
>>
>>5842678
Question for you
If you could tell yourself something two years ago what would you say and would you get frustrated with yourself for not listening like we all did?

>>5842690
Be nice to her pls
>>
>>5842692
Depends. How big should your tits cup-size wise relative to the rest of your frame?
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>>5842712
>If you could tell yourself something two years ago what would you say and would you get frustrated with yourself for not listening like we all did?
Actually I am not mad at myself. I simply wasn't ready to accept my fate as a tranny.
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>>5842718
what? That's not how it works..lol
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>>5842359
sounds like you might need dick
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>>5842712
>>5842721
Stop talking to yourself.
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>>5842641
>It's okay my hips are 35 inches. My waist is quite smaller though and makes my hips look big...
My waist about 29 ;_;
>>5842639
Shoulders are actually 17~18
>>5842641
>I'm only good enough to make people who don't play guitar think I'm good
I'm sure you're much better than that
>>5842643
I really wanna do that. I could use a fresh start so bad but it's just not possible right now.
>>
While we're on the topic of boob augs, how big should I go, realistically without looking totally fake but still being on the largeish side for my frame? >>5842645
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>>5842732
i'm not though
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>>5842721
No I mean, trying to convince yourself to transition and having to deal with the prehrt insane Kayla
I think you would get frustrated with your old self fairly quickly
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>>5842735
get lost hanzer
>>
>>5842748
Oh yeah totally, I was soooo in denial. I can't even believe I was like that.
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>>5842750
I laffed.
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>>5842741
You are insane.
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>>5842734
Ahh my waist is 25 s:
And nah I'm not that good at guitar ^_^ Do you play any instruments?
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>>5842763
I don't, no. I've always meant to pick up some sort of creative talent but I just haven't gotten around to it yet...
>>
transband when???
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>>5842768
You didn't notice how trannies sound?
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>>5842734
>>5842645
>>5842582

everyone here is so fucking tiny jesus

waist - 31'
hips - 38
underbust - 33
bust - 42
shoulders - 17
height - 5'11
weight- 155 lbs
>>
>>5842768
me on vocals
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>>5841349
please no.
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>>5842767
Ever tried drawing? I'm really envious of people who are good at drawing.
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>>5842780
I'd really like to learn to draw, actually. I just get insecure and crumple up the paper and give up.
>>
hard boiled or fried eggs? which of those 2 options.
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>>5842772
well once my boobs grow a bit and i keep up my ice cream diet i'll put on some more. i'd like to be about 155/160
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>>5842786
fried all the way
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>>5842786
Hard boiled. Don't be a little bitch.
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>>5842786
Fried
Sunny side up
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>>5842786
>solid yolk
absolutely disgusting
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>>5842786
Both are good
But I like fried better
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>>5842786
Scrambled with cheese is the only way.
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>>5842786
eggs are gross.
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>>5842787
I want to be 140, but I can't tell if it's just because I'm sad and want to take up less space, or because it'll make look more fem. 155 seems super skinny rn, but some times I feel disgustingly big idk
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>>5842799
>Scrambled with cheese
marry me
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>>5842786
eggs are fucking disgusting
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>>5842801
i have no tits at 141 like seriously its pathetic but my tummy and thighs are nice so 140 isn't the worst but you're a bit bigger than me. honestly if you could donate some weight i'd take it
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>>5842781
Ha that sounds a lot like something I'd do, it made me giggle. What other kinds of art are you interested in?
>>
>>5842814
but you look like an egg
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>>5842799
no there are two ways, scrambled with butter, adding cheese salt and pepper at the very last minute

or soft boiled in ramen, and letting it break open into the noodles
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>>5842815
>>5842815
>>5842815
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>>5842819
Insecure girls yay ;_;
I have a camera, I like photography, I wanna get better at it but again I just haven't really done it... I should have taken it with me when I went to walk my dog earlier, maybe tomorrow if the weather is nice.
>>
New thread when?
>>
>at lunch today
>have two dollars to spend on something to eat
>buy a gatorade and a gas station pot pie
>Make the pot pie
>it smells like a fly died in it
>eat it anyway
>Want to hurl
>call my roommate, she picks me up from work
>i go home and sleep for like six hours
>wake up and some of our friends are over
>they made us cookies
>i have three
>I'm sick again
I WAS HAVING SUCH A GOOD DAY BEFORE LUNCH.
>>
>at lunch today
>have two dollars to spend on something to eat
>buy a gatorade and a gas station pot pie
>Make the pot pie
>it smells like a fly died in it
>eat it anyway
>Want to hurl
>call my roommate, she picks me up from work
>i go home and sleep for like six hours
>wake up and some of our friends are over
>they made us cookies
>i have three
>I'm sick again
I WAS HAVING SUCH A GOOD DAY BEFORE LUNCH.
>>
>>5842822
Recipe for the butter version?
I want to try that
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