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Previous thread >>5835505
1st for fuck Drumpf & American Imperialism
>>5837511
>tfw in qt transbian relationship
>>5837526
First for Euro opinions dont matter.
I miss Ron Paul ;-;
>>5837511
Yessssss!
>>5837526
I also like John Oliver
>>5837529
Nth for Europe literally has 10x the population of the USA
reposting kayla lies 10th edition
>>5837521
>why are you even here?
fun and nice people
>You don't consider yourself trans
I still have experience regarding transitioning cause I was trans
>you insist you don't look trans
this isn't non-passer gen
>you have a cis gf (i think?)
true so ?
>and there's essentially no reason for you to be here at all but to be a thoroughly annoying person.
and to talk to people I enjoy
and to offer advice if wanted
and to shitpost
and to expose kayla madness
>>5837539
>was trans
After we transition we're cis?
>>5837503
>>only 35 more years until hispanic dominance in america
the true opinions start coming out.
have fun with your shariah law btw
i hope you true english patriots can uncuck your nation. us anglo's need to stick together. we're children of a common mother you know
>>5837537
That is irrelevant Eurocuck when you're all being overthrown by refugees in a few years.
>>5837539
>was trans
yeah you are stupid
>>5837532
Nobody cares about Ron Paul.
>>5837500
I've noticed the amount of memes with Trump is unusually similar to Obama in 2008
pic related
>>5837537
n=1th for as much as the federal government is a horrible political institution, it is decidedly more cohesive and efficient than the shit tip the EU is
makedonalddrumpfagain
>>5837547
i do
ergo you are incorrect
>>5837541
I see no difference between me and a cis girl without uterus in everyday life
>no dysphoria
>viewed and treated as girl
>>5837546
cool, now what ?
still pretty damn happy
can you say the same ?
Happy International Women's Day /mtfg/!
>>5837542
why are you talking to oddish like she's carol?
>>5837556
Learn to read smart guy. I said - nobody.
>>5837549
EU federalisation is good goy :-)
Like I'm not usually one to get into politics but its always amusing when people who live in Europe start throwing their opinions into things like it matters. And then when its apparent no one cares they just start to attack America. Take it back to /pol/ you nerds.
>>5837563
wrong quote
something fucked up when i switched threads
who cares desu
>>5837567
it happens EVERY. FUCKING. TIME.
>>5837561
>tfw no gf to peg me with a strapon
>>5837552
def, I sometimes I want to change my last name back to it's roots before it was changed at Ellis Island
>>5837567
It's pretty intense to think about how much the world cares about our election.
>>5837582
kayla is looking more like sheen these days tho
>>5837592
kayla got chubby
even cuter imo
>>5837592
hey don't insult her I like her :(
>>5837502
And hillary would drone strike you after reading your email. There is no good answer, only the least bad one.
>Hillary would put Edward Snowden in prison were he to come home
>She was statedly against gay marriage until as recently as 2013
>And she wants more surveillance from the nsa
>was paid to do speeches for wall street
>is funded by george soros and wall street businesses
>>5837507
The hole goes deeper and deeper
>>5837542
Honestly my hope is that america gets nuked or the economy collapses and the heart of the country starves to death, creating a crater of anarchy in the NA. China and western powers will fight over who gets the left overs. Earth would ultimately be better without america.
And earth would be better without human existence. So hopefully that ends next.
>>5837567
>America
>overthrows democratic governments
>places troops everywhere
>pisses off europeans constantly
>"advises" nations on elections, referenda
>tries to control europe
>"why u bully us europ"
>"why u care about r elections europ"
>>5837599
>Honestly my hope is that america gets nuked or the economy collapses and the heart of the country starves to death, creating a crater of anarchy in the NA. China and western powers will fight over who gets the left overs. Earth would ultimately be better without america.
And earth would be better without human existence. So hopefully that ends next.
anti-trump supporters everyone :)
>>5837600
shut up eurocuck and go suck ahmeds dick lmao ;)
>>5837542
who are you referring to even
>>5837599
>The hole goes deeper and deeper
it sure is fun following it
>>5837564
you're mistaking me for someone else.
>>5837566
23rd June.
>>5837574
>>implying the EU is meant to be a superstate
except that's literally what the Brussels cronies want it to be.
>>5837567
I haven't attacked america.
but god damn you had two golden opportunities to vote Ron Paul in.
anyway with the US waving its dick around the world, and with bongistan kissing their ass, yeah, i'm going to take an interest in US politics.
who you vote for affects us.
>>5837607
Learn to stop being edgy and goddamn grow up a little.
And if you want to fuck over Europe then stop complaining when we complain about it. Its fucking stupid.
>unironically supporting a presidential candidate with stubby sausage fingers
>>5837586
>tfw nobody cares about australia's elections
cmon we've had 5 different leaders in the last 5 years, we're much more entertaining
>>5837614
You're mistaking yourself for someone else, more like.
>>5837614
Britain has an opt-out now.
That said, we probably shouldn't argue as both of us are in countries/a country being fucked over by America anyhow.
>>5837619
Australia has a president?
>>5837617
Whos Le Weedman up there?
i need someone to hold me im so lonely it hurts
what should I do
>>5837600
>>5837614
>Europe exists for thousands of years and doesnt get shit done, kill each other over religion for pretty much the entire time
>America exists for a couple hundred years, invent discover electircity and a countless other things that literally change the face of the world
carol just admit you're a salty eurofag and move on
>>5837607
Yea I'm pretty sure most nature sided-anarchists are anti trump. Probably tho your insinuation that anti trumpers are all anarchists is incorrect.
>>5837616
Like most greedy disgusting pig americans, yume wants america to dominate the rest of the world. Wouldnt it be nice if everyone was white and "non threatening" just like her? Hmm, this hypothetical regime reminds of a very real one from years past...
>>5837586
what was your surname back then?
>>5837616
>>stop being edgy
>"i hope america gets nuked" t. oddish
i know you didn't say it. point still stands. oh but keep saying the buzzword edgy, I think that really resonates with Trump supports when you talk down to them from london :)
>>5837627
australia has a top cunt and a buncha undercunts
>>5837592
>tfw you will never nibble on kayla's soft puffy nipples and rub her limp penis though her panties as she moans in ecstasy
>>5837632
we can hold each other, i need it right now so badly
>>5837632
woo me while being closer than the person i'm actually into
>>5837635
Shut the fuck up ramen hair or ill dominate your boipussi
>>5837635
>anarchism
>legitimate at all
LOL
>>5837638
alright Kayla.
>>5837650
:^)
>>5837636
>posting last name on 4chan
o man i am i laffin
>>5837619
https://www.youtube.com/user/friendlyjordies
https://www.youtube.com/user/ClarkeAndDawe
based australian political commentators
>>5837624
stop smoking weed, descartes.
>>5837626
as if anything cameron has negotiated has done anything but piss the french off lol
britain is just not made for the eu.
britain wants to do everything by the book, but wants to re-write the book.
the yuros want to leave the book alone, trick britain into taking it seriously, and ignore it when it suits them.
>>5837634
>quoting me for no reason
>implying i'm carol
>implying the thousands of years that led to the murifat colonialists of yuropoor origin didn't build the foundations for american advancement.
>>5837567
>>5837578
It reminds me of when I was like 12 or so and I was playing some Star Wars game online and some dude in Latvia or some other no name country started bashing me for being American and attacking America etc.
All I could think and say the entire time was like "dude you're a fan of and playing a franchise on a console that literally only exists because of an American and America.
Shit never changes.
ok i bought some cute clothes but
>watching ur shapely cis friend with huge hips and tits and a tiny waist try on everything and looking so much better than you because she is an actual female while you literally look like gaston from beauty and the beast
not super fun desu
>>5837655
you just wouldn't understand, I am into traps like her that still look masculine
>>5837634
>discover electricity
Ehh, shaky ground there. Most of the worlds best inventing has been euro. The worlds greatest periods of economic.and creative innovation were most european, though there were also some beautiful eras in the east as well.
But dont you agree that if humans had never exsted and there were only organisms which operated inside the circle of ife and in their appropriate biome, earth would be more harmonious and beautiful? Our existence is a plague on all other things and we are only excited by or care for things which benefit us as humans on either a social or individual level.
>>5837643
Do it
>>5837648
Technically my brand of anarchism is one wherein humans dont exist, which would work no prob.
>>5837661
when will they learn
>>5837660
>literally trying to make a claim on the fact that America is the only reason the world has evolved to how it is today
Eurocucks are so fucking pathetic.
>>5837660
I don't take advice from nobodies.
>>5837599
Oh shit, you make a good point.
Fuck, for all the question of Sanders economics, I forgot the implications of Hillary's national defense fetish on domestic policy. I hate that stuff way more than socialism.
Also, hi girls. I'm not a girl, but you guys are groovy.
>>5837634
>invent discover electircity and a countless other things that literally change the face of the world
do you even history ?
>what is galvani
>what is printing press
>what is every useful thing ever
you guys had to steal nazis to get rockets
something china figured out millenia ago
pathetic murrica
>>5837634
You realize that most of what you do was invented in Europe right? Like the English language, a lot of the modern internet was invented by an Englishman, the Telephone, the printing press, freedom, democracy, nationalism, penicillin - found by Fleming, a scot - , the submachine gun, the machine gun (maxim gun), Atomic Energy was created by a European - Einstein - among others, radio...
>>5837637
'K, please withdraw troops from europe and go back to Monroe doctrine then.
>>5837635
Yeah, Hitler, Mussolini, Tojo....
>>5837660
Eh, I think that we should remain in some special status. Still, we should remain allies with Europe first and NATO second.
>>5837664
Ya we're a fuckin' parasite.
No doubt.
>everyone talking about politics yet again
>no one replies to my post about an actual trans thing
whatever bye
>>5837664
This might be the most contrarian thing you've ever posted oddish. I'm reminded why I skip over your posts 90% of the time.
>tfw still no deliveries and posted in the wrong thread
>>5837670
I can't. I have like two dollars on me an. I wish I could bike to spider land.
Fuck it. I guess I have to go to bed. Goodnight.
And Grace, I'm so sorry x
>>5837680
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U06jlgpMtQs
>>5837639
Would bear hug. :(
>>5837664
>Technically my brand of anarchism is one wherein humans dont exist, which would work no prob.
WEW LADS
whats stopping you from seizing to exist then? u got a plot to wipe out the human race?
>>5837680
have fun with ur extreme racial tensions, russia at your backdoor ready to start ww3 over estonia, and massive uprisisng of nationalist parties. god bless and remember to vote UKIP! BASED FARAGE
>>5837662
That happens when I see my sister talking about new clothes and wearing them and stuff :(
>>5837685
maddie pls dont leave :c
>>5837663
we know you're agp Kayla
>>5837657
>implying your surname is any unique or that thousands of other generic people aren't named the same making it near impossible to trace you personally
let me laff 2 nigga
>>5837694
I think that without USA Russia may actually be allies or at least neutral.
Also, most Euro parties, even nationalist ones, are not violent thugs, unlike certain Americans.
>>5837685
Which post?
This shit is moving too fast for me.
Holy shit I'm reminded of when I was in middle school and listening to other kids try to have discussions about politics. Fuck this.
>>5837664
let's not forget just how much china contributed to global civilization.
i cri evrytiem i remember how Mao and the dirty commies sat back in the war with Japan and let the nationalists be decimated fighting the Japs, only to kick the nationalists out after the war and thank the Japs for removing their main political opponents.
imagine what China could be today if it weren't for communism. genuinely upsetting desu
>>5837677
good job i'm not a nobody then.
>>5837680
i'm voting to leave, having to pay into an economy with the inertia caused by the eurozone, allowing our job market to be oversaturated with workers from countries with a lower cost of living, and having the free movement within europe be exploited by culturally alien fundamentalists who would sooner see us dead is not my idea of a worthwhile pursuit.
>>5837687
I mean, yea i guess wanting humanity to not exist is pretty contrarian for a human. Idk what to say tho. My belief is not for the purpose of being contrarian, so much as it happens to be. Post my opinion on p4k or whathaveyou.
>>5837694
>you got a plot to wipe out the human race or something
Actually yea
>>5837685
"Why cant we be about me"
>>5837511
84th for Keasbey
>>5837697
I'm so grateful I only have brothers. Can't even imagine how fucked up I'd be if I had a sister. Too much weird shit growing up.
>>5837685
Maddie, I really, really, really, really know that fucking feeling. My fiancee has the perfect body. Tiny waist. Big and perky breasts even though we're both 26. And huge hips and thighs. And she's so fucking stylish. When I think about my ideal style it's what she wears.
I know how much it Hurts twhen you're close to someone who reminds you of all the things that hurt you. It's fucking soul crushing because you feel happy that they have this wonderful thing you don't. But also feel jealous and like you're a terrible person because you're jealous.
I hope you're OK <3
>>5837711
>>you got a plot to wipe out the human race or something
>Actually yea
I want to help.
Together we can kill everyone.
Then when it's just the two of us we can double suicide. It'll be so cool.
Can't we all just get along and agree that all first world countries are pretty alright places probably?
>>5837664
>But dont you agree that if humans had never exsted and there were only organisms which operated inside the circle of ife and in their appropriate biome, earth would be more harmonious and beautiful? Our existence is a plague on all other things and we are only excited by or care for things which benefit us as humans on either a social or individual level.
I actually disagree with that entirely. The life of animals are probably more boring than ours with their relatively limited options/lifestyles/cultures compared to us, so their lives basically have less worth than ours and thus it doesn't matter if we make their lives worse.
>>5837709
I think that there are ways we could work out a good deal with Europe. I don't think that it should be binary.
>imagine what China could be today if it weren't for communism
desu probably not too different. The nats. went full dictator soon after so...
>>5837703
You're just embarrassing yourself at this point. Filtered.
>>5837703
didnt you just say us being friendly towards putin and trying to make deals and not cause thermonuclear war was a bad thing?
>violent thugs
man i love this "everyone voting for trump is a violent thug" meme... its pretty epic. keep it up brit :-)
>>5837711
dude thats SICK as FUCK tell me about it!! or do you have a tumblr link I can get a write up? maybe a sociology paper you've written
anything would do
>>5837711
is your plan to wipe out humanity as bad as your "erudite" "movie reviews"?
Is there anyone here who isn't an American that actually likes trump?
>>5837711
>"Why cant we be about me"
yah ur right i love when i can join in on the discussion in this thread for trans women about relevant feminine topics like european imperialism, guns, and cars
>>5837688
>willingly wanting to go to spiderland
for what purpose
>>5837721
sent. pls accept.
>>5837709
I can't say good job to you because you are a nobody. I'm only responding here since I'm a masochist.
>>5837727
maddie I love you
>>5837727
>women can't be interested in cars, guns and political shit flinging
Kill yourself
>>5837726
I like Trump, then again I'm getting anally raped by muslim invaders as we speak
>>5837662
No one's slick as Gaston
No one's quick as Gaston
No one's thighs' are as incredibly thick as Gaston's
For there's no man in town half as faggy
Perfect, a pure paragon
You can ask any Anne, Jade or Maggy
And they'll tell you whose dick they'd prefer to be on
No one's been like Gaston
A huge queen like Gaston
No one's gone and inverted his peen like Gaston
As a specimen, yes, I'm intimidating
My, what a guy, that Gaston
>>5837727
i-i answered tho ;-;
>>5837716
Cool lets do it. Step one is ruining the american economy to the point it is unable to be repaired.
>>5837725
About the same quality yea.
>>5837727
It seems narcisisstic to me to only talk about trans or feminine topics constantly just because were trans. Were in the trans general, we're trans, we're having a discussion.
Once again you're all fools for falling for the media hype that is Trump. Cruz is the true enemy and if Trump is successfully pushed out and Cruz gets the nomination you're all going to wish Trump had been the one running instead.
Carol reminds me of that one really loud obnoxious person who always would get involved in discussions even though they knew in their head they had no idea what they were talking about. We all know someone like that.
>>5837755
Fuck, that was supposed to be a U with the 4's.
>>5837726
i like trump as much as i've liked any republican candidates. a lot of the times people like to form an opinion on something just to get on board. there's no need to get swept under the mass media hype of anti-trump propaganda, whether or not he deserves to expand upon his platform it up to the vote.
>>5837747
Trump > Cruz > Clinton
Trump is the lesser evil.
>>5837719
but the KMT was in power in Taiwan all the way up to this year - and I'd rather Taiwan than mainland China if i'm honest.
if we take for granted the shifts that occurred in europe and north america from the 40's onwards, i hardly think the hardline position seen in the chinese nationalists would have held sway for as long as the effects of communism.
>>5837757
>yume literally does this
>no-one cares
>>5837757
could you please not accuse carol of behaving like me?
>>5837768
don't worry, you're both widely disliked
>>5837755
>>5837760
jesus christ dude PLEASE
>>5837768
Shut the fuck up britcuck
>>5837765
Strangely China may not have gone commie if the US hadn't advised them to stop advancing. Like they were literally winning then the US basically threatened to cut Chinese aid unless they stopped destroying communism and then made them stop fora few months. By the time the Nats. started advancing again it was waaay too late. The US then cut aid as they were fleeing.
>>5837746
that's not narcissism, its just ignorance
>>5837768
You're a Brit butting into American politics.
>>5837740
I don't like Hitler comparisons, hyperbole just overshadows the legitimate reasons why he's not a good pick for president.
>>5837763
I formed my own largely negative opinion of trump long before the bandwagon arrived, but now that he's legitimately in the running, it's kind of scaring me a little.
>>5837742
Fair
>>5837768
>wanting to be like yume
*farts*
>>5837791
american politics are literally international politics.
try not voting in a warhawk for once and maybe we'll stop giving a shit.
t. 51st state (the british one, not the jew-land one)
>>5837782
There is nothing wrong with China, and they're not communist in anything but name.
>euros
best joke.
>>5837792
what don't you like about trump and what provoked you to strongly dislike trump in the first place?
>>5837805
She has literally spent the last like hour shitposting pro-trump and shitting on Europe
>>5837809
>If America stopped butting into Euro politics
Europeans give 10x more of a shit about US politics than Americans do about European politics.
You faggots are the annoying one.
>>5837701#
>well less than 150 citizens in the US with this surname including it's original spelling
Sorry, but no thanks. It's common sense.
>>5837768#
I don't know if that was yume but most of the time people accuse her of it she's literally in front of me playing a video game or passed out laying with Gem and her phone is on the other side of the room
>>5837816
Doesn't mean it was her, it's pretty easy to imitate people here.
>>5837805
sheeit nigga you could at least just give sista a hint
is it slavic? is it germanic? that sort of thing
>>5837809
We don't give a fuck about your elections, we just support whoever is pro American. Stop trying to act like you're equal to a super power, the Empire is dead and your people are disgraced.
>>5837819
http://www.theguardian.com/politics/2016/feb/12/barack-obama-plans-eu-referendum-intervention
this literally happened like less than a month ago
are you even trying
>>5837822
but she was using a trip O_o
>>5837662
Will you wear some of them when we "get bubble tea"
>>5837825
Britbongs are quick to forget about the atrocities and other bullshit their empire did over the centuries that are the true reason parts of the world are so fucked as they are today.
>>5837825
There are 700million Europeans. There are 300 million Americans.
Coincidentally the UK generally ranks highest/high for soft power due to people not completely hating it.
>>5837822
no silly that was 100% all me
idk why they're still talking about it though o.O
I don't know how you keep up with yume/lala et all its literally exhausting even scrolling down past the 50 text walls in this thread
best mtfg edition since 1939
>>5837819
oh my god are you literally retarded.
carol was clearly saying, yuropoors care about american politics because the decisions of american politicians actually hold sway in europe and have an effect on us, whereas americans don't give a fuck about european politics because europe has no clout, european politics have exponentially declined from WWII and since the end of the cold war in their influence in america...
>>5837837
you think? we don't forget it. not redpilled ones anyway, who realise even churchill was a racist pig by his day so the villianising of the nazis, being so taken out of context of their era, is complete bullshit.
>>5837844
complete hate no, but a nagging disdain, yes. i facepalm every single time our country acts like it's bigger than it is and more important than it is.
>>5837844
>bringing up population again
Is this your only TRUMP card?
300 million united Amercians will defeat 700 million split Europeans any day of the week. Stop being a typical brit and trying to take credit for a whole continents worth of doings.
>>5837850
b-but how else am i meant to blow off anti-american steam
>>5837857
buy a euro gun and shoot yourself.
>tfw no husband to please and talk about with girlfriends over wine
>>5837824
I'm dutch, german and american indian
>>5837849
oh ok
>>5837815
I didn't like him before he announced his intention to run, because he was a loudmouthed narcissist. After he started running, he's built a campaign almost solely upon shock and entertainment value. I don't think he legitimately believes half the stuff he says, but it gets him attention, and that's been the driving force of his momentum. However, he doesn't strike me as particularly intelligent, and he has always lacked, and continues to lack substance.
tl;dr He's the Kayla of american politics.
>>5837867
i don't want us to work with the EU. i just don't want us to go around as murica's world police lackeys, as if anyone actually wants us shitting all over the middle east.
>>5837868
at least you have a screen
>>5837865
Looks like a pretty Sub-Zero.
>>5837873
Why not both? We should just turn inwards towards domestic and limited foreign politics
>>5837875
>the euro trips will never be able to shoot themselves in your lifetime
why'd you have to make me feel this feel, friend?
>>5837880
>Cruz has a better....
Fuck off
>>5837871
I'm more successful and just as horrible a person, he's the Faye of American politics
>>5837881
Ice to meet you
>>5837893
You're not horrible ;-;
>Come back to find my pure love edition is being ruined by /pol/ fags.
You're all the worst. No seriously. Think deep and hard about your lives and how you've now spent an hour arguing with random people across the world about politics that wont matter in your own lives the long run. I said be nice you fucking cunts.
>>5837893
Hey faye do you find this hawt?
http://www.tube8.com/shemale/teen/teen-trap-fucked/7500611/
>>5837899
This, all this /pol/ shit is annoying
>>5837885
i think the issues surrounding the EU are... slightly different than the issues surrounding foreign policy.
to me it feels like america decides our foreign policy, and the EU our domestic policy, and we accept it because being part of those clubs makes us still "important" on a national platform.
it's like the UK is swiping at a massive ghost limb where the empire used to be.
>>5837900
I only have sex to make my partner happy, so I've never watched porn, It doesn't do anything for me
>>5837905
Eh, cut off America and make the EU mainly about trade. Kill two birds with one stone and Jeremy Corbyn will shut up for another decade.
>>5837899
yeah because that's somehow worse than focusing inwardly on how miserable you are and point-scoring over who's trannier than thou?
>>5837871
knowing you didn't like him before learning his platform tells me you're going off emotion rather than logic in the context of his candidacy. his personal conduct is not conventional, certainly through a traditionalists' view, but as long as he doesn't violate any written ethics he hasn't crossed that line. it is true such opinions matter, whether or not people would want such a person representing them, what people would find satisfying in terms of being articulate or what people would find acceptable. thus is the power of a vote in group-decision making.
>>5837899
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>>5837912
It is worse
Future transgirl here... its time to choose my name
I was thinking:
Dijonay
Kaytee
Myraenda
Tallahassee
Thoughts? Suggestions?
>>5837917
Yes.
>>5837599
>my hope is that america gets nuked or the economy collapses and the heart of the country starves to death, creating a crater of anarchy in the NA. China and western powers will fight over who gets the left overs. Earth would ultimately be better without america.
where the h*ck does this guy get the money to repair everything he breaks and start over again in every one of his vids? i am poor as fuck, some gimme free shit plox #bernie4president #freeboobimplants #freebuttimplants
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6m_MXIu4AS8
>>5837917
nothing makes me sadder about being single than wedding stuff
>>5837919
I think suggestions is a really pretty name
>>5837924
I'm starting to understand why so many people dislike Oddish. Truly an idiot. Shes like that "Girl you wish you hadnt talked to at a party" skit from SNL.
>>5837929
>>5837929
ok but actually what do you think of those names
>>5837933
think about alice
: )
>>5837940
but do you like Myraenda? I was leaning towards that one. Tallahassee too though maybe. Also maybe Kurtina after my dad.
>>5837940
what is your girl name?
>>5837925
ad revenue
>>5837929
>pick a name
>start off a game of word associations with someone else, starting with that chosen name
>take one of their associations as your new name.
like the name Devon?
think it's a bit too common?
your name is now Custard.
>>5837933
i don't know, depends on what ethnicity/species you are.
>>5837932
>ywn deepthroat notail and call him a trash player.
>>5837940
>alice
becoming a meme name
>>5837944
you are rude
>>5837945
im a transdragonfly
>tfw crushing on famous men that would never have an interest in you
this is pure suffering. i just need to get prettier r-right? i can seduce any boy i want, right? ;;
>>5837947
memes are taking over your lives, don't pick a name you want because it's a meme*!
*awaiting further review
Isn't oddish like 18-19, she's young, cut her some slack. people change ya know.
>>5837951
what is your [s]girl[/s] name?
>>5837945
bullshit, that can't be his only source of income. it would barely cover the cost of one TV let alone PS4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1CWZZZ0-3UU
>>5837961
>she's young
He's an ugly mexirat. No wonder he dislikes Based Trump.
>>5837916
Voting with emotion is a tried and tested tradition, and the average voter does it a lot. The idea of having someone like that represent me is more than enough reason for me not to want to vote for him. Beyond the emotional response, having a head of state with those personality traits would be a national embarrassment, and it would definitely sour international relations. Over and above this, with his history of using ghost writers, it would also not be shocking if his platform were not even written by him. The platform itself though, it's less unpalatable than the man himself.
However, I'm a Canadian, and in the end my opinion doesn't matter.
>>5837929
D e d
>>5837928
iktf
21st Century Schizoid Trans
>>5837945
>custard
That is my cats name :3
>>5837792
yeah but his stoking xenophobia against people considered illegals and muslims. his winking approval of violent supporters. idk. i'm not saying scapegoats being blamed for economic circumstances are new to american politics, they seem a staple, but competing at the federal executive level it's like he's making everyone who came before him look shy
imagined grievances against scapegoats, it's not just nazi germany, but if we look at genocides or mass killings of ethnic groups around the world, this always seems to be where it starts
idk maybe the southern poverty law centre has a better way of putting it than "he's hitler" or something, but the comparison may not be illegitimate i worry and maybe the hazard in the comparison is clearly we're getting desensitised
mick foley is a democrat right? i feel like trump being defeated in some wwe spectacle may be the only way at this rate
>>5837971
why not
Chadella
Johnette
Gerardilli
Hankolina
Frediata
>>5837970
>iktf
let's get married
>tfw disgusting hon creature
>tfw will never pass
>tfw will never have a life
>tfw 19 hours of sleep
My drugged up mom talking to me about how baby blue is a pretty color on me, and about how we steal clothes off the rack after our girlfriends see them first is really trippy.
>>5837983
Frediata is pretty.
My uncle's name is fred so he might like that.
How about Sandolina?
>>5837970
voting with emotion is a tried and tested tradition that often ended in a down turn, i don't know where you got that from. i also don't understand how you think it's what the average voter does, as such assumptions cannot be backed up by a person without the monopoly of truth. politicians use ghost writers, that's par for the course. his demeanour would win some and lose some, depending on the country we're talking about. what don't you like about his platform?
>>5837994
You're white like lala isn't trans
got some dirty looks as I walked into the restaurant
>>5837994
please. you know miracle is into fly
hi /mtfg/
i'm an anon who posts here pretty regularly. i've been on HRT for almost ~10 months, and i'm kind of feeling hopeless.
i'm 19, slightly above 6'0, not 6'1, but everything about me is just... big. big bones, etc etc. my shoulders are between 17.5" to 18". i guess i'm posting because i feel like my face is passable but my body is always messing me up.
i have basic lipstick and nail polish but i'm too afraid to go and get more since i know i don't pass completely, even when i wear pretty andro clothes. what should i do? i'm slowly losing hope i feel.
i can post pics if anyone is interested i guess.
>>5838009
It's the hat. Even if you support Trump, that thing is tacky as balls.
>>5838009
you will never, EVER pass
>>5837905
the UK is irrelevant alone and needs the EU. We don't have the neutral, stable banking of Switzerland or the oil wealth of Norway. We have a cowboy banking system and multinational companies who hold no allegience to the country. To cope without being in the EU the whole country would have to be declared a tax haven to attract businesses, turning it into an even more corrupt, cronyism filled hellhole with failing public services and a rigid social class system. This has already been suggested by several Conservatives, along with making City of London an international city, and not truly part of Britain itself, with an economy based mainly around banking, stock, investment and some tech. As a result the rest of Britain would stagnate into further irrelevance. The EU doesn't dictate domestic policy, it dictates a minimum standard of rights, as humans, as consumers, for businesses. All the 'red tape' protects people and makes for news stories in papers owned by people like Rupert Murdoch. If you want to see who really dictates domestic policy, maybe look to him.
A lot of the 'red tape' people bitch about, for example in the farming industry, are actually the uk setting its own laws that are higher than current EU minimum standards. We're leading the way in Europe in some areas. In other areas, we're a joke. Ideally politicians would have us straddle both European and American markets without being influenced by either. It's a James Bond Empire fantasy. Those days are done. If America doesn't want an independent non-EU Britain, it is clear from both an international economical and greater western foreign policy that Britain in the EU is best for the west, despite what bought politicians having their crusty dreams of imperial dominion being fed by the cash and views of an international smut vendor
>>5838009
>ugh i can't believe weird al supports that scumbag trump. *scoff*
>>5838005
>you will never be able to go outside without making people uncomfortable because hon and manly as hell
Kill me
>>5838024
have a hug, anon
>>5838009
How fat where those liberal ladies? Also does your family know you like trump?
>>5838024
>ywn hold lains hand and tell her it's okay
>ywn help her shop for makeup and help her put it on
>ywn take lain out for lunch
>>5838012
post pics bby
>>5837930
I'm sure your want is much more wise and altruistic
>>5838009
i want to wear my hat to be the most offensive thing in public. no one would vote for him if they thought we were going to.
>>5838003
but larry isn't trans at all, xe is an intersex person k?
>>5838032
hello
>>5838027
I'm too gross to hug tbhon.
>>5838029
>you will never own a gun so you can shoot your disgusting man face
Why life
>>5838039
Hey how r u
>>5838043
trudging aimlessly thru life w/no direction but doing it with my soulmate so its not that bad
how u?
>>5838042
how am i supposed to stareat your cute f ace if you blow it off...
>>5838002
Politics is a popularity contest, always has been, always will be. The average voter does not take the time to dig deeper and ask hard questions about who they're voting for. I can't prove this point though, so I'll let it rest.
His policies on immigration and the scapegoating of minorities rub me the wrong way, and his approach to dealing with China is potentially destabilising. The rest of his platform deals with domestic issues that I'm not well versed in.
>>5837980
I don't think it's an unfair comparison, but it's true, we're desensitized to it.
>>5837984
This feels like it might be overkill for dealing with sad feels ;_;
>tfw it was so close to being your street
Eldritch street where?
>>5838049
I look like an overweight 30 years old man with long hair, that's not cute.
>>5838048
Happy4yu. I mean, the aimless wandering and stuff is prob a bit harrowing but i mean soulmates right? Thats fun. I'm trying to clean my room rn without gouging my eyeballs out because i hate cleaning my room
(By myself)
...
(Nina is here and tho i love her dearly i think there are a lot of aspects of partnership my puppy daughter can not fully comprehend or fulfill)
>>5838059
Y E S
>>5838060
>I mean, the aimless wandering and stuff is prob a bit harrowing
oh absolutely
> but i mean soulmates right?
makes it all worth it.
> i think there are a lot of aspects of partnership my puppy daughter can not fully comprehend or fulfill
this, while sad, is also comepletly true
>>5838012
amazon.com
>>5838013
lol
>>5838015
I pass already. my voice is great so even when wearing boys clothes and a nametag with my boyname on it I get gendered correctly 50% of the time. girls clothes and stuff its 99%
>>5838028
most of them were 50+ pounds overweight. they know. they think I am crazy because I like guns but they haven't bothered to look up his platform.
>>5837980
the southern poverty law center calls mra and gamergate a hate group so they lost all credibility to me.
>>5838033
you should have seen the way the libcucks in my town looked at me lol. I live in Minnesota (rubio and sanders won here)
>>5838041
I really like the slogan
>>5837599
clinton is without doubt the worst candidate but I kinda want her to win so that we can have truly radical politicians next election cycle. I'd like to see an armed uprising against the federal government t b h
>>5838079
how would i match skin tones to buy things like foundation off of amazon?
>>5838050
popularity is not based on pure emotions and like you said there's no way for you to prove that assumption, how the average voter does not dig any deeper. that's baseless on your part. his outlook on immigration is controversial, but some feel that is right. policies on china is asking them to follow laws while looking to empower the us via stopping outsourcing all the while empowering the country.
>hugboxing
Trannies are the worst kind of scum
>>5838079
>I pass already. my voice is great so even when wearing boys clothes and a nametag with my boyname on it I get gendered correctly 50% of the time. girls clothes and stuff its 99%
https://clyp.it/
>>5838066
N O
O
>>5838080
imo foundation is a waste of money. put that cash in your laser hair removal fund
>>5837511
>womens.pantse_conversion
srs as console command is picking up irl. i'm not up to date on the euphemisms for srs, i see
>>5838012
Being tall and big and trans is tough; there's no question about that. It probably doesn't make sense to give up hope, though. You might want to post a photo for people to see, it might be easier to give advice that way. At worst, you may need to try getting more comfortable with the fact that you don't completely pass and try to go about life without being paralyzed by thinking about it, although obviously I get how hard that is.
>>5838091
she and sanders want even more useless gun control. I would rather vote cruz than Hilary, and I am a degenerate atheist transwoman
>>5838097
https://clyp.it/
I saw someone jump off a bridge :(
>>5838091
i know that, you think i dont know that? cos i do.
>>5838103
>you will never be brave enough to jump off a bridge
>>5838103
I guess I shouldn't ask if they were okay, but I guess I don't know how tall of a bridge it was... I'm sorry you had to see something like that, anyways.
>>5838012
POST YOUR PICTURE ALREADY
>tfw too nervous to ever go down the isle at the store that has nail polish
>can manage to look around for like 10 seconds before I feel like every eye in the store is looking at me
jfc it's walmart and I know there are more horrifying looking people in it than me but I'm always too nervous. Maybe if I go at like 7am or something one day nobody will be there. Or maybe I should just an hero
Also I should probably buy more clothes so I can tell my therapist I'm totally 100% living as a girl within my apartment so I can get a referral already. But I keep having doubts about myself now after months of feeling like I'm definitely trans, it's frustrating and it makes me feel like I'm lying to myself
>>5837974
goat 10/10 album. Epitaph is the best song on it
>>5838108
>tfw live next to bridge over a really busy interstate
>tfw too scared to jump
>>5838078
My shadow is the only one that walks beside me. :B
>>5838082
Emotion can be an incredibly strong force in dictating election outcome. I'm currently residing in a province noted for being a hotbed of conservatism in Canada. We currently have a socialist government.
Before and after the election, this party was and continues to be hopelessly unpopular. They were elected out of anger at a conservative government that had lasted for more than 30 years. I can't emphasize how much this election outcome baffled the country.
>>5838103
did they drop any good loot?
>>5838108
>tfw you will never have the courage to end it in any way
How to stop looking like a man?
>>5838115
same'
no wait nvm
>>5838119
just be born a woman :^^)
>>5838119
passing doesnt matter honey :) just learn to accept yourself
>>5838126
aaaaa
hello everybody give me your tf2 items
>move from ER to moms hospital room
>guy "patient care technician" taking care of my mom
>turns to go
>straight guy voice "your boots are really nice I like them"
>look down at my girly Steve maddens
>deep boy voice back at him "thanks!"
>he looks surprised and stutters "uhm...mmm yah cool boots man"
>my mom busts out laughing
>>5838126
There are probably more manfaced cis women then there are trans women, though.
See OP
>implying love exists
Kek
>>5838118
>buy old car
>carbon monoxide poisoning
>cook grill inside
>close fireplace and light it
>>5838132
suck my cock noob
>>5838137
will i get tf2 items
>>5838133
faye
I have a crush on you
date me
>>5838116
i watched the 2015 canadian federal election campaign while there was an appeal for emotional persuasion that's a part of the speeches and debates per any campaigns, that's an incomplete picture for the vote. you're attributing a vote for another party for a vote for anger over logic. which is still just an assumption of your part that you can't prove. i hope you know where i'm getting at.
>>5838096
thanks for replying. i also think that i need to start using my girl voice in public and that would probably help. i've been gendered correctly probably 50% of the time when i don't talk, from recent outings / etc?
maybe i just see my flaws in my appearance as exaggerated because we all do that best.
here's me reading a greentext from a while back, r8 my voice
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1zpJlTUTBcO
>>5838113
I'M SHY GIVE ME A WHILE TO BUILD UP CONFIDENCE
>>5838149
She's also not talking about the 2015 federal election.
>>5838134
>mentioning that 1% of women who probably have to live in the sewers because they are too embarrassed to show their manfaces in the public
>>5838114
You'll stop caring, could you imagine being that nervous on your 20th time? Your 100th? Just do it, you won't die.
>>5838141
J U S T
km
>>5838133
Lol
Post boots
Stop using your manvoice in public-?
>>5838149
I'm not talking about the federal election
http://www.nationalpost.com/m/wp/blog.html?b=news.nationalpost.com/news/canada/canadian-politics/electorate-anger-against-alberta-pcs-combined-with-strong-ndp-campaign-brought-end-to-dynasty
>>5838132
i only have the TruTrans hat :')
>>5838152
damn ur trying to live the anime life. it's better than mine. also people linked clyp.it for a reason, faggot.
>>5838134
i have a masc face and i somehow pass
it's just weird how i see so few mtf in public
Pic related is my inspiration to kill it even if my voice never stops being manly.
Because having cartoon role models is cool these days right?
>>5838153
>We currently have a socialist government.
>Before and after the election, this party was and continues to be hopelessly unpopular.
which election are you talking about?
>>5838147
Do you live on the west coast? We can be buddies o.o
>>5838101
>>5838084
https://clyp.it/x33co2gc
>>5838121
I don't want gun control so when the country collapses (every country has, every country will) I won't be fucked.
Hi /mtfg/, I need you to convince me not to do something stupid.
I've been working with my therapist lately on learning how to accept myself for being trans, and one way she/we suggested to go about doing that was to start expressing my feminine side in a safe environment like in therapy.
So last week I wore one of my more feminine shirts to there, and while I was scared/ashamed on the way to/from therapy, in there I felt a lot better and I think that that's actually helping come to terms with all this.
So now I've got this really stupid idea of going one step further and wearing a skirt to therapy.
With a shirt I could at least hide it under a jacket, but there's no fucking way that I could hide a skirt. At best, I could just wear my boy clothes on the way there, and change in the bathroom before/after the session, but then I could still be seen while I'm sitting in the waiting room.
The only reason I'm even thinking of doing this is because it's Spring break this week and it feels like there's fucking no one on campus, so I don't think anyone would see me.
So, tell me why I shouldn't do this, because I really kinda want to.
>>5838164
is it better than vocaroo? er, sorry
>>5838141
Yeaaa, you're pretty great
>>5838169
>ywn have a voice this good
why live
>>5838173
ye. it's ok though.
I dont want to look like a man
>>5838175
We're both great desu
>>5838164
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D5m33zK6ZlA
DO YOU SEE THE HAT!?
>>5838168
>tfw east coast canada
>tfw you will never hang out with faye
>>5838147
don't have crushes on jaye, he's a war criminal!
[This Post Paid For By Donald J. Trump For President Inc]
>>5838184
>east coast canada
Me too! Whereabouts?
>>5837689
Goodnight friend.
>>5838163
mass media uses hyperboles and emotional medium emotions for readership. that's journalism for you. emotions are can be a part of any elections, but it sounds like it's the need for a change, which is largely logical.
>>5838182
This scene is kinda like a trans metaphor. heh.
>>5838185
I wonder how bad current year faye would be raped if transported to her barracks in Iraq eight years ago.
>>5838186
quebec sadly
>>5838190
>>5838196
you should get a different hobby t b h
>>5838170
I think you should anon.
Good luck! :)
>>5838198
Damn, ontario here
>>5838182
i think so yes.
>>5838179
Iktf
https://clyp.it/ta02rk5s
>>5838189
If the Alberta election had been dictated by logic, the right-wing Wildrose party would have formed the government. This was an upset victory, it was getting coverage all over the country for how unexpected it was.
Clearly, this discussion isn't going to convince either one of us however, and the thread has moved on past politics, so I'm going to quit while I'm ahead. ;_;
>>5838170
I wore a dress in public once early transition to see my therapist. It scared me out of wearing girly clothes ever again
>>5838218
>tfw too manly to wear girl clothes
>>5838212
>tfw Faye will never post her real and probably super adorable girl voice
;_;
>>5838212
faye your voice is hot
>>5838212
>>5838221
these feels.
i wish i was never born.
>>5838221
tfw when 25 but genes make me look like a teenage girl so i have trouble making friends who look like their actually in their 20's.
>>5838218
This is why someone I dated for five years of fulltime never saw me in a dress. Don't want to spook myself, I could detrans at any time if forced to go femme.
>>5838170
it sounds like a good opportunity for you to do something you'd eventually want to do. go for it,
>>5838215
the relentlessness of a party's moves and the logics of a voter aren't the same thing aren't all and a different conversation altogether. i don't think you're ahead here, but that's alright. for what it's worth, you should learn a bit more about the person's platform you are trashing for public consumption for a more informed opinion.
>>5838228
Have you considered hanging out with pedos?
>>5838218
>It scared me out of wearing girly clothes ever again
What happened? Did people stare/laugh or something?
>>5838228
>tfw my baggy eyes and bitchface make me look like i'm in my late 20's when i'm 22.
>>5838228
>tfw when 22 but genes make me look like a 35 years old man so I have trouble passing
>>5838166
Cartoon role models has always been cool. Just b urself right?
>>5838231
I meant ahead in the sense of not investing too much time in discussing politics in a 4chan tranny general, I don't really feel either of us has really made any sort of progress in convincing the other party. You like trump and I don't, that's unlikely to change, regardless of appeals to logic.
>>5838166
I unironically hoped she had a dick but she was just a heavy smoker.
>>5838238
Who is this puppy, reverse search gives me nothing and I'm not really able to tell if that's a bitch or a cur. Cute anyways.
>>5838238
You are correct anon. :)
>>5838244
>I only break it out around my gf to make her go "holllyyyyy shit"
post it
>>5838238
Are we posting cartoon role models now? Well maybe not role model but one of the only anime guys ive ever wanted to fuck desu
>tfw too ugly and hon to ever get head pats and a good dicking
>>5838241
Did they ever actually resolve that for certain? I thought it was one of those things that they purposefully left ambiguous.
>>5838228
>tfw look young and pretty
oh noooo
>>5838251
I just saw that show.
It was fun!
>>5838244
Please please please post it Faye-senpai
>>5838214
Both
>>5838204
ontario is pretty nice desu
At least the parts I've been to
>>5838239
it's just a political debate and it's reasonable to have one when and where it's warranted. i found some of what you said rather baseless and wanted to know your points. i never said i particularly liked trump.
>>5838245
It appears it's just a deviant art post. Not a character from an anime.
>>5838253
She smoked a lot. I think they just liked to tell that joke that she sounded like a dude. Like a running joke.
Because "transvestites are funny".
Wife, mom, grandma, women+kids advocate, FLOTUS, Senator, SecState, hair icon, rainbow socks aficionado, 2016 presidential candidate. Tweets from Konata signed –K
>>5838264
It's alright... though honestly I haven't been elsewhere in... a decade or so.
>>5838252
tfw i will never be good enough to offer those
gts are such a meme.
>>5838270
>tfw rainbow thigh-highs will never be considered appropriate apparel for a presidential contender
>>5838209
I don't have a mouth.
However I need to scream
>>5838262
same
>>5838253
They resolved it, she has a smoker's voice.
>>5838265
I understand, I do know that a certain portion of my reaction to the guy is kneejerk. I think we mostly differ tremendously in how much faith we have in the electorate. Perhaps I'm jaded, the average voter in this province is painfully misinformed. It's been a common occurrence to overhear people blaming the present government for the oil crash...which took place months before the election and due to circumstances far far removed from anything in this province.
>>5838283
Boy tinklers are the only good tinklers.
>>5838296
>ywn prove lain and make love to her sensually
agptransbian as fuck
also how would you know if you're a virgin? :')
someone hold me RIGHT NOW
>>5838288
Whaaaat??
>>5838291
Do you ever think
"Why even stay alive?"
-?
>>5838297
I don't know but gts don't even work.
>>5838303
*holds u* ~_~
>>5838305
To be honest
>>5838286
#konata2020 make it happen my nigga
>>5838303
This isn't some kind of fetish thing for you right?
>>5838303
*hold u*
>>5838306
am i ever
not thinking
it
>>5838315
You'd be better than any of the current candidates to be completely honest, you have my vote.
>>5838319
no im just very lonely im always alone all day every day and i want someone to hold me and comfort Mr and be there and be an actual person and not a 4chan post
>>5838308
>gts don't even work
Mine worked pretty fine and dandy til the day it died.
>>5838328
comfort me* phone corrected wrong
>>5838324
Can I jump off a cliff?
>>5838329
Sample size of one? You're supposed to be a scientist.
>>5838308
>lain will never hold you
tfw dick too broken to make lain happy
>>5838295
i would shy away from making strong statements about a person whose agenda you aren't aware of, that's just not really fair. by doing so you're doing just that, how the average voter does not dig deeper. that's okay to be affected by the frustrations of your local surroundings, but remember that's not necessarily applicable everywhere either.
>>5838328
i know the feeling. i haven't had a friend for years because anxiety, let alone a bf/gf. i'm always alone in my room.
>>5838329
Well mine works a bit now since no hrt but it was pretty dead before then.
hrt soon pls ;A;
>>5838342
lel
>>5838347
>laughs at my misfortune
lain pls..
*unpopular opinion*
I think Kayla is really cute and I just want to hold her and take care of her and tell her everything will be okay.
She passes and only gets prettier with time.
I envy her passability and maybe we can hang out some time this summer after my ffs when I move to Cali in May.
My mother has red hair, as do I and my sister. We're all crazy.
As such, I can see Kayla as a sweet little misunderstood thing people only bully on because she used 4chan as an outlet for her anger from transitioning.
I hope she sees this
>>5838339
not w/o me
>>5838344
ive been trying to go to this lgbt group for weeks but i keep get panic attacks before I go
a-are mirrors an accurate depiction of what you look like?
>>5838328
Aww. :( Where do you live, maybe we can hook you up with someone, haha.
How do I make friends ;_;
Every one I know at my school is that person you sorta talk to on occasion, but outside of class you never talk to. How do I find someone who actually wants to hang out and do stuff?
>tfw been telling my parents I have friends I hang out with all the time because I don't want them to know I'm a friendless NEET outside of school
>>5838357
yes and no
>>5838356
yep, i've had the same. i actually went to one 2 years ish ago? but it was just female at birth with dyed hair and they/them everywhere. i was the only transgirl and just left, i didn't even talk i was so anxious.
>>5838349
S-sorry
>>5838357
Yes imo
I'd rather not mutilate my genitals.
Is there actually hope for being a woman with a dick? Seems like a really small dating pool.
I'm not even interested in people anymore like that because they're all shit but it still worries me because the idea of "finding a partner" is still a romantic idea.
>>5838341
Let's fix that
http://strawpoll.me/7024970
>>5838351
easy there creepzoid.
>>5838351
Go read the previous thread.
>>5838370
My GT worked great till I got on SSRIs. Now that killed it dead.
>>5838357
I think so? I see a manly fucking cro-magnon, and that's what I am sooooo, some yes others no.
>>5838364
Say what you will. These are my honest opinions of Kayla.
>>5838358
im tge one on long island on zeemaps
i keep posting is anyone on long island like twice a day so probably not
>>5838329
I thought you had said that it was still pretty responsive even after getting turned inside-out, or am I remembering wrong?
>>5838378
>my HONest opinions
Mhmm honey
>>5838371
wait ur supposed to come out here and visit me when my lover goes to yurop
no cliffs
>>5838369
your dating pool is still bigger than a woman's who used to have a dick i'd imagine
>>5838381
What she has isn't a working girltinkler because it's not a girltinkler any more.
>>5838351
Please hook up with Kayla, you'll be doing her a favor and us a favor.
>>5838391
Who will do us and favor and hook up with you?
>>5838378
gross.
>all these working gts
pretty agp desu
>>5838370
What's the cutoff for "works"?
>>5838373
We're in the same age/hrt timeline and she's winning. It'd be nice to have a friend.
I'm engaged anyways, so strictly platonic.
>>5838376
I got on lexapro recently and now I wake up with it being active in the morning and my sex drive has skyrocketed. I check my levels on Friday just to be sure.... But all of this spiked when I went in this SSRI
>>5838399
My working girltinkler hasn't touched another person in weeks though ;_;
>>5838399
>having that image saved.
i know you're agp too. let's embrace it. :')
>>5838380
Well, I mean, there have got to be people around Long Island that would like to hang out with you, even if they're not /mtfg/ folks... I don't really know what the best way to find them would be, though, I'm not exactly the most socially minded type.
>>5838407
>in weeks
l e w d
>>5838408
Only ironically
>>5838387
Are you implying the dating pool is just "chasers" and that they like non-op over post-op?
>>5838412
just like i only ntr people ironically.
>>5838392
Oh, I think somebody maybe already kind of has, she doesn't want to be named here because she's shy though, hehe~
if you girls want to suck my dick, get in line
>>5838399
>having a final wank with your functioning and testosterone filled gt before you leave to get SRS
r8 agp level
>>5838402
If you can have and maintain an erection.
>>5838419
post it. unless you already have and you're just a dickhead.
>>5838419
Why does it look like there's a cat on your head?
>>5838412
pls no catgirl and maid in this thread
im so scared. i think im going to be a substitute teacher but im really afraid and im bad in crowds i dont know how i'm going to control one. is it polite to ask where everyone else works?
>>5838405
Yeah it's probably the lexapro but better safe than sorry. I'm on Zoloft and it had crazy effects on my sex drive until it leveled out and just made it hard to orgasm.
can somebody post the picture about programming dressed as a girl ?
>>5838421
its agp only if you fapped to the thought that youll never be able to do it again
>>5838421
If there's one thing cypro taught me it's that there are different levels of working erections.
>>5838385
Oh
Are we still gonna do that
Ok
Hmm
I was thinking about seppuku I guess I won't
>my lover
That
Must
Be
Nice
>>5838431
I do delivery. I like it because I get to be alone most of the day but still interact with a bunch of people for a short period of time. And driving is fun.
>>5838431
I don't see why that would be an impolite question. My 'work' is mostly trying to get a dissertation written so I can leave grad school, but I also do a few hours of TA work; I'm assuming you're talking about being a substitute teacher for a younger crowd though, am I right?
>>5838438
>loves pussy
then why are you here?
>>5837511
Porn watching confession/rant
I like it when girls in porn have uncomfortable looks on their faces. i like it when girls in porn are uncomfortable and in pain. I like it when you can tell they don;t want to be doing this right now. i like to think they need the money or that they somehow didn't expect things to be so bad.
by girls i mean Girls and sissies.
I like it when the guys aren't 10/10 models, it makes it feel believable.
I like it when they don;t use lube in porn.
i hate it when the girls groan worse then the guys.
i hate it when 75% of a video is just rubbing and kissing and blow jobs. the best parts of the video for me are face down ass up and missionary.
i hate it when the dicks are too small.
i hate it when the boobs too big and unreal.
fucking girls don;t know how to whore it up properly.
stocking is where it;s at.
sadly you can't bleach a brown ass. sadly brown people have nigger holes.
end confession
>>5838437
>tfw no cypro for another 2-3 weeks
aaaaa
>>5838433
You make it sound like there's only one such picture.
>>5838443
I like pussy too
Put muh dick innit
>>5838443
i don't discriminate. i'm an equal opportunist
>>5838452
O.O
>>5838447
ok.jpg
>>5838433
This one?
>>5838435
Guess not, and I even felt like crap afterwards too. ;~;
>>5838437
Guess it's subjective as to if one considers it functioning or not then.
>>5838447
>sadly you can't bleach a brown ass
fucking bigot how dare you go against the diversity of buttholes and want to erase them from existence? #brownholesmatter
>>5838459
thanks but no, im looking of one that have a pink/lightblue background i think
>>5838439
yes i would still like to do that
>>5838457
joke...?
>>5838465
show butt!
>>5838469
>Was it as functional as off cypro? Hell no.
well that part is redundant.
>>5838464
Delivered
cool it with the kayla hate. that's my future girlfriend you guys are talking about. yeesh louise.
>>5838466
same
>>5838474
Fight me bro
>>5838462
i bet you have a nigger hole
>>5838474
boyfriend* 2behonmost
I smell the distinct stench of autism in here again. It's gotten worse from earlier.
>>5838469
I got erections that weren't hard if that makes sense, rubber boners.
They never came on their own though.
>>5838482
>>5838482
>not storing your grilled cheese from earlier in the VCR
>>5838486
Yah I had a lot of that on cypro. When I discontinued it I could get proper hard again.
>>5838473
thank you very much elanna
any chance you have more pics like that?
I'm still not on hormones after 5 year.
Which Faggot am i?
>>5838494
raifu
>>5838494
Kuppy
>>5838494
are you me? I wanted to start hormones at 19 and things didnt went alright at all
>>5838494
You're me three years ago.
>>5838490
>>5838498
but kuppy is only a transtrender.
>>5838494
mercury
>>5838489
It's pretty weird, like you could tell it was happy but you could bend it however you want and that wasn't possible before hrt I think.
remember six million brown buttholes erased from existence by the racist butthole whitening cream created by the pink butthole man #tragedy #wow
>>5838478
cool it with the hate speech bro
>>5838507
Just E. Got an orchi.
>>5838510
#t-rage-dy
>>5838477
where do you live
>>5838507
hey gerald how's arnold?
>>5838482
It's a lot friendlier now that we're not talking politics though.
>>5838490
>>5838508
Another one.
>>5838517
nigger
>>5838512
Ohhhhhhhh
So it doesn't work at all now?
Hmm
I feel like I'd want to have the option of using it as long as it's attached
huh the cypro boners thing is weird, i thought my pills were bad, but yeah, total rubber dick, if i can manage it
>>5838523
Works really well. I've had zero difficulties getting up for others or masturbation.
>tfw Adri starts messaging you when you have porn playing and you forget about it through the conversation and turn your speakers up
GG ADRI
>>5838517
We could discuss religion instead :D
Mtfg, have you come to accept the mighty gaben as your lord and savior?
>>5838521
Saved :3
Thanks
>>5838526
Rubber boner is trutrans and feminine.
>>5838530
did you fuck her yet?
>>5838531
no i'm trying to figure out what makes someone "legitimately" Buddhist
>>5838531
Quit spreading this false prophet. RMS is the one true messiah.
>>5838529
Hmmmmmmm
That's really interesting
On a t blocker it works poorly but with practically no T at all it works fine
How strange
>>5838530
raifu...
thats hilarious
>>5838530
o.o
>>5838530
What kind of porn?
>>5838530
>watching porn when I'm trying to talk to you
>>5838531
Praise be.
>>5838538
Yup. I also discontinued finasteride after the orchi, but that had never on its own caused me problems.
>>5838532
well i use a strap-on to fuck my gf anyway so its rubber dick whatever's going on
>>5838543
Probably beastiallity
Can someone insult me? If you're honraging and want to let it out, go ahead.
i wanna die i wanna die i wanna die i wanna die i wanna die i wanna die i wanna die i wanna die i wanna die i wanna die i wanna die i wanna die i wanna die i wanna die i wanna die i wanna die i wanna die i wanna die i wanna die i wanna die i wanna die i wanna die i wanna die i wanna die i wanna die i wanna die i wanna die i wanna die i wanna die i wanna die i wanna die i wanna die i wanna die i wanna die i wanna die i wanna die i wanna die i wanna die i wanna die i wanna die i wanna die i wanna die i wanna die i wanna die i wanna die i wanna die i wanna die i wanna die i wanna die i wanna die
>>5838556
Why?
>>5838547
>>5838549
jesus christ agp
>>5838554
noob
>>5838558
i hate pretty much every second of my life and I don't see it getting better
>>5838559
shes trans too so its not agp
>>5838566
tfw no woof bf to tie the knot with
>>5838537
To be a true messiah, you just be a martyr
>>5838535
LSD :^)
>>5838546
Amen
>>5838564
>tfw too disgusting and hon to even get a trans gf
>>5838566
what did she say?
is my steam trutrans enough?
>>5838563
That's unfortunate. I guess if you care to talk about it some more we can?
>>5838571
i don't think that's it
>>5838575
nice lyne achievements
>>5838575
it would be if u gave me your tf2 items
>>5838575
>lyne showcase
how original :)
>>5838575
So you really like Lyne huh?
>>5838581
i dont have tf2 items, why would I?
I have 1k dollars in csgo items tho
and like 100 couriers on dota
>tfw will never be cooking with a cis gf and have her look up at me and say this
>>5838566
>>5838554
Alright, you've crossed the final fucking line, you AIDS-infested sack of horseshit. I went through Hell to get the peace and happiness that your dogshit-for-brains unwisely disturbed, and now you're gonna pay the price. You fuck with me, you fuck with my demons, and I'm about to unleash all the fury and horror of all of them. You're fucking done. I've chewed up and shat flaming faggot bitches tougher than your fairy princess ass. I've stalked your pathetic ass the past hour and I know the miserable shithole you live in. You won't even see me coming. I've trained with snipers in the god-forsaken frozen wasteland of the Canadian wilderness and I will take you out before you can whimper your last pathetic whine. You have twenty-four hours to cry before you hear the roar of the fires of Hell as I end your sad excuse of a life. You fucked with the wrong person at the wrong time and now you're fucking dead, you stupid piece of shit.
>>5838556
Same
Suicide pact
>>5838572
There are chaser trannies
>>5838575
Yes
Can I be trutrans?
http://steamcommunity.com/id/3177415556/
>>5838585
You don't know that! You can't know that! ;_;
>>5838584
Well that sucks because i want tf2 items
>>5838589
Hey nice profile. You have a very warm smile, bees must follow you around attracted to the warm honey which surely exudes from your mouth. You look so adorably geeky, I want to douse you in green paint and spank you like a disobedient avocado. So do you like tall strong guys that are well endowed? I can treat you like no one you've met would ever know how to treat you. I promise you'd feel things that you won't experience for awhile. Just be open minded. I'm not a creep, just an experienced and sensuous man who likes to please women.
>>5838590
joan are you fo
tfw amine made u want to be a girl and now ue mentally ill
>>5838593
LOL
>>5838571
>steve jobs
wow
>>5838595
I don't know I'm not sure what fo is...
>>5838581
pls buy me a $100 butterfly knife for a video game I will never play
>>5838607
i might if you give me your tf2 items
I want to suck on a transsexual's cute hormone filled breasts and jerk him off with both hands into my mouth.
>>5838601
But I was memeing
;_______;
>>5838613
Me too, I didn't actually filter you :)
listening to the last song a friend posted before killing herself
goodnight
>>5838610
>implying I would ever play tf2
>>5838616
What song?
>>5838612
her
>>5838575
http://steamcommunity.com/id/yourproperty/
>not being truautism instead
video games are for faggots.
>>5838599
Aren't amines great?
>>5838616
what song was it?
>>5838618
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jJAvZZPO6y0
>>5838622
>buying steam levels
thats some truaustism
>>5838585
>tfw baking with trans gf
>her family don't accept her
>my family accept us both but they have been bad in the past
>move in together and have a fresh start life
>I look over to her and smile and say 'We can be our own family.'
>we cuddle and she bends her knees and rests her head against my boobs (shes taller than me)
>we cuddle for a bit, but then she turns around to go back to cooking
>floury handprints on her butt
the muffins were delicious
>>5838616
Good night. :(
>>5838624
>tfw strongest amine
>>5838630
told you.
>>5838619
welp
>not having a meticulously themed steam profile
http://steamcommunity.com/id/jormungandev/
Also did youtube and recaptcha change while I was internetless? They're both weird now
>>5838622
>you will never be autistic enough to reach level 234
*deep sigh*
>>5838624
Some of my favourite molecules are amines :3
>>5838615
Awe :)
>>5838631
No, stop, that's way too adorable. >_<
>>5838640
my waifu posted her steam, i would love to add her but im too shy ;~;
>>5838637
Hey Gem
If you can, could you go on Skype for a moment?
>>5838640
hey jake did you get that job?
>>5838643
Elanna, I thought you were going to stop being a druggie... ;_;
>you will never have a trans friend or gf to play autistic video games with and watch anime
:-(
>>5838659
Drugs are good m'kay?
i want to be a real girl ;_;
>>5838643
get on skype plz and ty
>>5838653
>"t-thanks for standing up for me even though i'm a spineless sack of shit that doesn't deserve it."
>>5838664
would you get on skype please?
>>5838664
We all do anon. :(
>>5838659
Have some phenethylamines you've known and loved doesn't mean you're still a druggie right now.
>>5838668
?
who do you think I am
>>5838664
you are anon
>>5838662
Keep looking, maybe you'll find one after all.
>>5838664
iktf
>>5838680
>tfw just want to be a degenerate sometimes
>>5838684
>sometimes
>mains furion
:')
>>5838678
no im not
>>5838684
Well, why not then?
>>5838682
Fuck juicy made me lol
I think I have to thank you for that
>>5838686
>furion
Degenerate
>>5838619
>Enough that I'm scared to come to Portland now.
I have failed you.
>You had better not behave like this if we hang out! I can't have my porn being interrupted all the time.
lol what
fight me
>>5838621
The trips here, they love me. They love me. The memers, the trolls, they all love me. and they're great people. They really are and they will vote for me.
>>5838677
im sorry jormy ;~;
i just like a lot how you look
>>5838688
Ah, well, I'm not the one to tell you what to do with your life, but if you're going to do it be safe and go easy on it if you can.
conservatives are so fucking insufferable, it's like you know you're bad people so your only defence is to hide behind a wall of ignoramus bitchiness
>>5838686
I'm a good windrunner too.
>tfw carrying team with godlike shackles
>>5838690
I can't pass and i'm ugly as fuck.
>>5838664
Stop
>>5838692
did i stutter, whore?
>>5838695
>choosing your waifu based on their appearance and not personality traits you find endearing or relateable.
shallow, friend.
>>5838704
one day you can carry me with my dank 480ms. :')
>>5838667
hey anon, thanks
I love it when people attack my friends for no reason
>>5838693
she wants to watch porn with you with your nice battlestation
>>5838640
Is my steam profile meticulous?
>>5838687
yes you are:)
>>5838702
>people who disagree with me are wrong
>>5838693
saved
>>5838708
Rat dota is for fuks
>>5838699
>be safe
I can promise this much at least
>go easy on it if you can
Historically I have difficulty with this ;_;
>>5838715
maybe i find her degeneracy attractive.
i only play vanilla heroes like crystal maiden..and phantom assassin.
http://strawpoll.me/7023610/r
>mfw almost half the general aren't trutrans
this is almost as bad as femgen
>>5838649
its real life senpaitachi, shes a software engineer, i work part time as a shop assistant, so im basically a homemaker for the most part. we both have our issues and our problems, but together we can take on anything. i wanna get married, but i want srs before i do, i mean having to tuck on my wedding day? kill me desu
>>5838714
>tfw ywn sit down with trump in one of his expensive jets and listen to him tell you personally how hes going to make america great again
>you will never be able to truly get to know this man while enjoying maximum comfort
>it will never change your life
>>5838724
>No
spotted the kuppy.
>tfw overslept like heck and feel really gross
Sadly I don't have enough skill at CSGO to be trutrans but I have the hours to look like I am
http://steamcommunity.com/id/fly_away_now/
reply to this post with the trip you pretend to cuddle with at night
cyba for me desu
>>5838712
>only 23 games but level 30, ie bought levels
>random screenshots of nothing
>meme profile pic
>stardew valley
literally threw up
>>5838704
Neither of those things stop you from being a degenerate...
>>5838736
kayla
>>5838722
pa is a cutie.
I spam oracle and dazzle.
>>5838725
I'm happy that it's working out for the two of you. :)
>>5838735
>csgo
>trutrans
laughingdavidholdingap90.jpg
>>5838736
grace
>>5838724
Imposter syndrome is a real thing and pretty strong during early transition
>>5838736
cuddle with you anon <3<3<3
>>5838736
I can't say her name because I know it'd embarrass her and I don't want that, haha.
>>5838744
pa just gives me a raging asmr boner. her sound design is just incredible and i like her character in general.
>oracle picker
literal cancer.
>>5838754
you are obligated to say it
>>5838754
oh just say it
>>5838761
im angry at myself
>>5838746
Dont you know? All the real tgirls are good at CSGO! Also idk how good Dakota is now but she did try out a couple different guns towards the end of our friendship!
>tfw no beta orbiters to buy me a knife
>>5838749
<3
>>5838736
anon
>>5838752
wow even better than i ever imagined
>notice a local girl from this general
>talk to her on here with memes and emotional support
>awkwardly exchange Skype
>hi here and hey there at first
>end up talking to her a lot over the course of few months
>agree to meet on a weekend
>i can't meet anymore, i have to work
>she wants to come by my work anyway
>work in fast food and it's embarrassing, but whatever
>see her at the end of the line smiling and waving
>blush like a weeaboo retard
>she orders chicken fingers and fries
>i go to the back and prepare it myself
>give her lots of extra food in there
>slip in a prepared letter saying how nice it is having her around my otherwise empty life
>that was 3 years ago
>we are now engaged
>>5838728
theres always maga hats :)
>>5838755
I played oracle before it was memepatch. Oracle is only pos4/5.
>>5838737
Damn, I better rethink my life. I should have 1000 games and a profile littered with anime images if I want to be cool.
>bought levels
lol I got lucky with making Undertale badges and made like 20$ from the wallpapers and emoticons and yeah I just leveled up and bought games with the rest
tl;dr: fight me irl
>>5838714
It's all yours
>>5838710
Oh. That's nice.
>>5838755
The last hit sound gives me a boner tbhon.
Tfw senpai noticed me today
>>5838775
thats pretty adorable anon
>>5838777
what made you choose white on black
*puts on candy says by velvet underground and cries*
>>5838775
All these cute stories tonight, geez...
>>5838775
Awh, I hope that's true because that's pretty adorable
>>5838789
What is this characters name?
>>5838790
I also play earth spirit. And if i play pos 1 or 2 i only play meepo, huskar, invoker, od, and terrorblade
i like black>>5838786
Hey, would someone be down to add me on skype? I need some like, legit transition advice.
>>5838736
bexe
>>5838640
Play dark souls with me desu