MTFG L-O-L-A LOLA EDITION

whoever made this thread is a tasteless bum

>>5828248
I listen to them ironically

>also not knowing candy darling who is LOLA

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why are you posting on the internet instead of being out partying with your girlfriends tonight mtfg?

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>>5828223
>TFW

>>5828263
None of my friends want to hang out with me ;~;

>>5828223
I like The Raincoats version of that song

>>5828268
i am gonna be up until like 3 or 4 working :\

>>5828219
sounded pretty condescending

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nth for that feeling you get when nothing really matters

>>5828201
Thats a pretty good buy.
You're from australia roght? How is it?
>>5828289
Just break the habit

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xth for feeling human because you have a crush for the first time in years

>>5828263
I'm doing both

>>5828295
Break what habit?

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>>5828215 #
>be me
> be working behind the counter
>see beep looking all cute
>be jealous of her outfit
>say something autistic
>>just need some heels and youll be perfect h-haha

>>5828216 #
raifu a cute

>tfw you want to disappear for a little bit a make a ton of mistakes

>>5828311
are you a masked vigilante in your spare time :?

>>5828316
I meant more like sex alcohol and someplace fun

>>5828303
Idk. I was doing a linkin park thing.

>>5828325
Oh ;~;
I guess I didn't get it because those are two different songs

>>5828321
>sex


SLUT!!!

>>5828295
I'm from Florida. And really I advise anyone to go ahead and get one from Groupon if they're still up.
>>5828308
You shouldn't post lies.

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>tfw these are your options for chelsea boots
http://us.asos.com/Women-Shoes-Chelsea-Boots/18i1pw/?cid=14225&ctaref=More+From#state=Rf-800%3D-1%2C76%40Rf-200%3D4%40Rf-300%3D1996&parentID=Rf-300&pge=0&pgeSize=36&sort=-1

>>5828331
Guys can't be sluts, we don't feel bad about sex

>>5828329
Sorry elanna. I hope you feel better. I think you're swell.
>>5828340
Oh you're american? I get you and jormy confused now. Yall were trying to do the genesis p. Orridge thing.

>>5828345
They're kinda masculine yah

>>5828340
you shouldnt be a qt3.14 then

>>5828364
you're cute too tho

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>>5828358
yeah. doc's options aren't terrible but they are 2x the price. these are rad too but i'm a poor fag.

>>5828368
Those boots,,, not feeling it sister

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>>5828364
agreed
>>5828321
I thought you took your gf to the place tho

>>5828370
IM FEELING IT.

pretty much came out on normiebook the other day. came home tonight and gf gave me this huge speech about how her mom doesnt think im good enough for her and she doesnt want us to get married.

>be me pre full time
>mom has a bad habit of calling me he and sir
>thought this whole time she just was being mean.
>start crying and tell her its hurting my feelings after like 4 months of dealing with it despite telling her I was trans.
>She crys and says she didn't mean anything by it and just wanted things to be comfortable for me.
>buys me makeup and asks me what I want to be called.
>precedes to tell call me my chosen name and says she likes it.
better than expected.

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>>5828366
tytyty

I try <3

>>5828321
so you're a COOL superhero??

>>5828373
I don't know it's right on the literal cis or obvious tranny line

>>5828374

Well... its not lesbo if one was born a guy, right?

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NYCTERI HOLY FUCK U IN TUCTOWN AS WELL?!?!?!?! THE NASTY ASS MFOKN DESERT??

>>5828372
We're here, I just told her I wanted to talk to her about detransing and she told me to shush she can't hear her anime

I want to look in someone's eye that really wants me again and just completely take them, I want to feel adrenaline

>>5828374
i was talking to you about this yesterday, how i thought your relationship was unstable. i'm sorry it had to come to this, but you should let this one go. that's my honest opinion. keep your head up sweetie, you're adorable

>>5828376
<3

>>5828374
Yah I never told my gfs family, no one will want you for their daughter or son if they were straight.

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>>5828374
Shit, I hope your girlfriend is defending her relationship with you to them.
>>5828383
You should try and do it with her, otherwise it sounds like a quick way to lose your her and you should probably break it with her.

everyone listen to this cover absolutely essential tranny music
https://youtu.be/QufDdHzWhgw

>>5828394
I wouldn't sleep with someone without breaking up with her first, I'm not a monster

>>5828352
Thanks Oddish
I'll get there eventually, I hope ;_;

>>5828400
well yeah thats what I meant

>>5828263
900mg estradiol?

>tell gf your a boy now
>she braids ribbons into your hair

Welp ._.

anyone in los angeles down to have sexual intercourse

>>5828421
Sounds like detransitioning is finally forcing you into girl mode.

>>5828421
I feel like you've used this one before.

>>5828386
>>5828392
>>5828394
yeaaaah its probably over

>>5828426
kayla 2.0

>>5828421
cute

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rate me ;)

if you ever feel bad about ur benis remember there are cis girls with vaginas as terrible as this.

http://imgur.com/a/riRIk

>>5828428
even drops trip to attack people

>>5828432
looking 2d as fuck senpai
keep it up

>>5828432
gr8 m8 i r8 8/8

>>5828421
your girlfriend is really weird

>>5828422
ask kayla

maybe a good dicking will set her straight

>>5828421

Your gf is telling you to shut the fuck up about your retarded mood swings.

>>5828442
unfortunately im anyonebutkaylasexual

>>5828432
needs a trump hat/10

>>5828427
Sorry beeps, hopefully if you care about her it won't be the end of it.
>>5828426
I get hair ribboned a lot when I look sad
>>5828428
we don't have anything in common other then abusive parents and the same medications.

>>5828427
:\ i hope you'll hold up. be strong dear, i know you are

>>5828433
that has to be shooped it looks like a dick what the fuck man what the fuck?!

>>5828452
did you read

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>>5828433
>tfw no clitdick

>>5828452
Me and Kayla,

Me and my gf just share a common bond of being good people who are extremely affectionate and quick to make irl friends.... and we both like girls.

>>5828375
Aw that's sweet.

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>>5828445
pleaseeeee anon :c

cant you take just this one for the team?

she'd probably be really sweet to someone who actually wanted her

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>>5828456
I have quote dyslexia

>>5828263
So not to be a stickler about medical terminology but those are clitorises not vaginas.

>>5828466
:')

>>5828466
Why do you quote dyslexics?

>>5828469
what

>>5828447
>>5828450
We've been together for 5 years and have broken up a couple times before.. it's a bad feel.

>>5828457
You should've asked the doctors to keep it on the larger side when you had the operation if that's what you wanted, sempai.

>>5828475
quote dislexia is a serious disorder maddie

>>5828476
I was with my high school gf 7 years, we broke up like 3 times, I left to join the army and she aborted our kid and left me.

It just hurts, but it's best to see whatever happens as their personal decision and to accept it

>>5828475
Haha, oh wow, that wasn't the post I meant to reply to, sorry; I meant to reply to this one: >>5828433

>>5828487

Ouch.... if she didn't have an abortion you could of been raising the kid with ypur gf right now...

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>>5828484
gem, i-i need headpats and cuddling

>>5828465
fine but you guys owe me

Why are so many of y'all lesbians?

>>5828496
I'm fairly sure most people are just bi

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>>5828483
I'm not sure it works that way, plus I'm pretty sure leaving a bit of pen0r intact would just give a pretty thick clit.

>>5828487
Sorry faye :/ thanks for looking after me.
>>5828492
Who says this??? You girls are so mean to each other.

>>5828492
Yes, I'd never have transitioned, I'd have taken less risks with my job choice, and would probably be working as an officer.

She went extremely down hill though >.>

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>>5828489
Pls don't harass me I'm very sensitive about it
>>5828496
Vagina is gross anon
>>5828493
>not going on an adventure
>>5828502
How is that mean? It's the truth.

>>5828505
> I'd never have transitioned

You would of, but probably done it around your 50s which is hons-age and look like chris chan


>She went extremely down hill though >.>

She got fat?

>>5828502
Also* it's the truth

>>5828496
There's not really that many lesbians here.

>>5828511
honestly, when chris chan first transitioned she looked terrible ,but if you look at recent photos of her she's actually a pretty cute little number in this humble chaser's opinion.

>>5828521

Fuck off yume

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>>5828493
soon maddie :)

what exact day are you coming down again?

we all have multiple hands and limbs to headpat and cuddle you between us

>>5828494
godspeed anon

you're the hero that mtfg needs

>>5828521
You tricked me into looking up pictures of chris chan, you ass.

>>5828476
i can relate to that. i was with a person who was going against their orientation to date me, whatever that means. we broke up many times but each time after we kept trying to work it out. after a while i made the decision to let the person go, although they tried to get back with me. i knew it was for the best and it was. i think you should have more self-worth than give the ball to their court. you have your say too you know. wish you the best

>>5828507
Normal people have empathy and tact, wrapping opinions and fantasies in the word truth doesn't make you less of an asshole

This is like stuff you learn out of highschool.

>>5828496
There's lesbianism.

But there's not many lesbians.

>>5828507
She's probably well aware of the truth..it's just mean that anon would bring it up in that context. I'm being sensitive dont listen to me.

>>5828263
Haha, well, real answer this time, I'm just not really a 'go out and party' kind of person; but if you just mean spending time with friends getting dinner or watching movies or whatever, I drove home to see my family for the weekend (which is about 70 miles from where I normally live during the week), and I don't really know anyone here so just staying home is fine. Besides, the girl I really would like to spend time with is over a thousand miles away so I couldn't just drop by on a whim unfortunately, haha.

>>5828530
Can confirm.
t. bi girl who hooked up with a bi girl from here

>>5828433
In natal development, everyone is basically "female" at first. In males, once the y chromosome is decided, the clitoris develops into a penis.
>>5828496
As times gone by I'm very confused. On one hand dick is great. On the other, I'm terrified of sex, it depresses me, and only trans girls and asexual people can empathize with me or really represent to me something like companionship.

>>5828524
^_^ yay. i'll be there sunday night around midnight
>>5828532
im basic af and im getting old enough that i like staying inside some weekends but for me weekends are made for getting white girl wasted off vodka soda and dancing

>>5828507
>Pls don't harass me I'm very sensitive about it
W-what? I'm not sure what I said that came across as harassment but whatever it was it really wasn't intentional, sorry. ;_;

>>5828531
Adri's being rude, there is no social context to defend bringing up children you'll never get to raise.

Thanks for saying something

>>5828529
I didn't see any opinion around the comment

you said it hurts and they said ouch... it just seems saddening :(
I'm sorry you had to go through that
>>5828543
Oh I was just memeing

>>5828547
Oh, haha, that's good to hear.

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>>5828544
What? How am I being rude?

>>5828544
> there is no social context to defend bringing up children you'll never get to raise.
empathizing

>>5828223
Phones. Apple or Android?

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>>5828539
>sunday night
BUT THATS IN TWO DAYS

I thought it was over a week from now!!

>>5828560
er, sorry. not tomorrow but a week from tomorrow :D

>>5828559
Android. iOS is years behind Android.

>>5828527
Pffft...I know you're right. It's extra hard bc she's also my only friend. Here goes the wild ride of social discrimination I guess

All my fucking cousins are either about to or currently having kids. They were all over at my house tonight and I had to go to my room and cry until they left.

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>>5828562
Why do you torture me like this, Maddie?

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>>5828576
;~;

>>5828575
;_; cyba

>>5828575
dont cry cyba it will be ok

>>5828575
I get why that gets to you; I hope you'll have a chance to have kids through adoption or something.

>>5828575
Cyba no ;~;
You'll have your chance someday, you are still rather young

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>tfw had a super fun night actually hanging out with a friend for once
To sum tonight up, expensive scents and candles, suggestive looking pretzel glazes, and phone destruction! (Along with dinner featuring chicken tendies)

>>5828575
thats awful cyba :(

>tfw you dont even talk to your extended family so you dont have to deal with this
>kind of miss them
its an abstract kind of feel

>>5828523
Chris Chan is ugly as fuck and a man fuck off

>>5828590
How did you break your phone, Grace?

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>>5828590
did somebody say tendies?

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just >>5828592

>>5828590
I'm glad to hear that you had a fun time, Grace!

>>5828595
>ugly as fuck
that's mean, she's actually pretty cute now
>a man
i'm a chaser and even i think that is unforgivable. how dare you misgender her, you sick twisted bitch. if i flew out to portland, would you fight me?

>>5828592
iktf

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>>5828596
My phone was in my coat pocket, which I tied around my waist, and didn't realize said coat was in her car's door when I closed it. So I smashed my own phone in a car door. ;_;
>>5828598
Yes I did! We went to Red Robin and I got some Mac and Cheese with chicken tenders and honey mustard sauce~
>>5828600
Thank you Joan!

who's the cutest hon here

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>>5828605
Damn it, Grace

>>5828568
well i'd be friends with you. where about are you from?

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I wish I had friends

>>5828616
me too
wanna be friends?

>>5828602
stfu noob

Anyone else think about death a lot, and how short life is, and how what we're doing is extremely selfish and insignificant?

>>5828611
lain.

>tfw you and Adri need the biggest "hug it out bitch"ever

>>5828620
do you exclude jap symbols when finding trips? i found one but the characters were completely different when put into notepad and encoding didn't help.

>>5828616
Nah familia
Friends are trash
Just trust no one desu, self-sufficiency is the key to happiness and stability

>>5828620
i could fly out to portland as soon as May

the way i see it, you got yourself two choices:

1. apologize for misgendering

or

2. agree to fight me

>>5828524
>inb4 anon is murdered by kayla in a fit of t rage.

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>>5828612
?
>>5828616
I knew that feel for a long time. You just need to put yourself out there and you'll find some people to hang out with. By being here I met someone who became a friend that was close enough to actually have a fun night with in person. And on /soc/ I met a guy who was literally sitting right next to me. On /asp/ I met some guys who are relatively close and also want to meet up with me. Just get out there anon and try your best!
>>5828621
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3RE5hTwApDk

>>5828562
My friends are off work Sunday and Monday , not that we have to meet or anything

>>5828559
Jailbroken iPhone

>>5828621
Yes
Multiple times every day, if not outright continuously

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>>5828627
Chris chan ain't trans, fite me IRL.

>tfw your kitchen needs spicerack-racks

>>5828562
Cruel

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>>5828581
>>5828583
>>5828586
>>5828588
>>5828592
Thank you guys. I had a dream last week in which I was giving birth and I looked down at this perfect little baby with so much love that when I woke up I felt like I had lost it.
I might do the same thing gem. I already did it with all my irl friends so why not.

>>5828595
>>5828651
stop being mean

>>5828659
Hey, if you need someone to talk to you have me on Skype
I'm Kuppy

>>5828575
It hurts to be relegated to being the aunt, but it can also be fun.

>>5828592
>tfw

>>5828659
>tfw cyba will never give birth to you

>>5828651
are you actually willing to fight me about this or are you just joking

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>>5828627
i OC

be warned
>>5828625
u need to copy it into something that supports IPA like pastebin

>>5828659
agp as fuck

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post pics of women with unusual faces pls
trying to figure out how I look and what hairstyle to get but I look so weird nobody can name any female celebrities I look like
the outer part of my face is really broad, pic related is the only way I can describe it

>>5828669
>tfw you manage to lose the 150 hour trip
not even mad, just soulcrushed. will i have to pull it from pastebin every time?

>>5828675
i just emailed it to myself

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>>5828668
No, I don't actually want to fight about this, I'm just meming. You'd probably overpower me without breaking a sweat desu.

>>5828659
It's not being mean, it's the truth.

>>5828677
i wish i had a fucking brain.

>>5828680
i'm not strong at all elanna. it would probably be a very fair fight, give yourself some credit

>>5828669
i dont understand are you choosing number 1 or number 2


i'm not just going to let the two of you get away with misgendering chris chan. i am willing to fly out to both of you and fight you. i am not joking or being facetious or memeing. my mom is a flight attendant so i can fly for free anywhere.

should i purge my fb mtfg?

reply to this post if you love your sister

>>5828678
no, SHE identifies as a male lesbian intersex transgender. did you not even read the photo you posted?? she is female in her sole and most sincerely into women.

>>5828678
>tfw chris chan passes better than you

>>5828688
not possible

>>5828223
Finally a general I can relate with. You girls need better taste.

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>>5828684
Untag/delete all your photos and delete / hide your posts. Purge all but your closest friends.
>>5828685
I need to go visit her.

>>5828685
did my brother finally transition? she has all my support

>>5828682
I cannot emphasise how weak I am. I could not unpin myself from under my ex with maximal effort, and he's untrained.

>>5828687
When did 4chan turn into tumblr? Chris Chan is literally an autistic man with a blowup doll named JULAYYYY

>>5828691
but it is.

passability goes
chris chan > me > edgar

>>5828693
I kind of just want to make a new one and re-add most of my family that know, I'm still not out to my close friends but I haven't gone out with them in nearly a year.

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>>5828697
if/when we meet in person, we will discuss how to make the fight fair and if we cant then we can have a heated discussion over lunch or something

she's also high functioning autistic, thank you very much. and just because she's autistic doesn't mean she is trans.

>>5828656
>not using red pepper exclusively to season your cooking
Hmmm

>>5828682
im gonna shoot u down
>>5828684
yes
>>5828685
o/////o
>>5828681
its okay

maybe its still in the tripcode explorer?

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>>5828706
only Sriracha

>>5828708
no guns that is not fair

this isnt a fight to the death

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>>5828712
but i want to stand my ground

>>5828708
no, i checked. im literally braindead. i'll just put on a bunch of shit trips before i go to bed i guess.

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>>5828716
i reiterate that i can put it in tripcode explorer if u want

>>5828715
i will bring a gun too then i guess

>>5828706
But I need tarragon, thyme, parsley, five spices, black pepper, cinnamon, nutmeg, laurel, basil, tarragon, aneth, cilantro, cumin, cloves, chili, curry powder, rosemary, oregano, sage, chives and two kinds of salt like I need air

>>5828720
i know. thanks for the offer qt. honestly the trip lost its context so it was a waste of 150 hours regardless.

>>5828705
>>5828697
>just because she's autistic doesn't mean she is trans.
oh shit i meant ISN'T trans not IS, please dont use that typo against me elanna

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>>5828705
>high functioning
Have you paid attention to Chris Chan at all for the past decade? High functioning is way way too much credit.
Their autism isn't why I don't think they're trans, their outlook on life and absolutely bizarre sexual behavior is why I don't think they're trans. I mean shit, they identified as a "tomgirl" after stumbling on some crossdressing forum ffs

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>>5828721
in your carry on

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>>5828724
:c

im sorry

im not cute btw
>>5828721
to live and die in dixie

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>>5828699

>>5828731
her face was so fem before hrt

>>5828731
oh a qt

>>5828732
that's oldrapeyface/edgar/noelle

>>5828728
im just fucked. no matter where i try to copy shit to it doesnt end up the same..? unless im a retard
>>5828731
im still worse. started at 17, still a hon.

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>>528680
No no oh god pls no dont make it a meme

>>5828623
I still ship yall. If only you could apologize and she could forgive.
>>5828659
This is why i got a dog. I have a beautiful daughter now and her breath doesn't even smell that bad ok
>>5828688
Tfw chris chan has better voice than you
>>5828685
I hadnt seen my little sister in like a week so i went to visit her and we played around with her dolls and stuff hut damn by the end of the day she was super annoying me. I'm not great with kids.

>>5828727
Get a flintlock pistol
Why?
Because they are extremely powerful and if you miss, you create a smokescreen

>>5828741
I do forgive her tho, I thought everyone knew that x(

>>5828735
see. my fucking gook letter turned itno a Ý no matter what i do. even when i disable jap chars i still get them.
>>5828741
tfw everyone has a better voice than me

>>5828727
>>5828728
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bCc4SWFETM0
i will be using this weapon, will conceal carry it and opt out of security scanner out the airport, they'll never know what hit them

>>5828726
>tomgirl
she knew how she felt, she just didn't know what exactly it was. for a while, the label "tomgirl" made sense. i dont know what being trans is like but that seems like a reoccurring phenomenon - knowing something is wrong but not knowing exactly what.

so you can either say "chris chan is a beautiful girl" or you can agree to the terms I have laid out for our fight

>>5828746
I'm glad. We need more shippable couples here.
>>5828747
Doubt https://clyp.it/fm4v4djh

>>5828741
I want a German Shepherd but I don't like the fact that it could easily kill me. Maybe I should just visit a pound.
>>5828744
I ordered a Glock 43 for ccw. Whenever it arrives I am going to carry as much as possible.

>>5828756
https://clyp.it/xp1fn1oi
>being able to raise your pitch at all
not TruHon

>>5828761
A german shepherd cpuld hypothetically kill you. This is why you get them as a pup and raise them yourself. They're extremely loyal dogs and they legitimately love you, they would never want to hurt you.
All dogs are beautiful and pure. My dog is gonna be around for a long time since i got her when she was four weeks old, but i still wanna get a german shepherd.
>>5828762
Fuck you buddy I'm the honnest

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>>5828754
Please please please tell me you're trolling right now. I don't want to believe that there's people out there that legitimately think that Chris Chan feels the same things that I do.
Their life is documented in painfully accurate detail. I don't relate to their feelings at all. I don't relate to their behavior at all. They creep me the fuck out.

If you're being serious, we're going to have to agree to disagree.

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>>5828765
>being deaf
yeah. you. honnest. riiiight. . come back when you're monotone with 120 pitch and we will THROW HANDS.

>>5828769
>Please please please tell me you're trolling right now.
i guess a little bit but i've made my decision to fight this until the bitter end

>Their life is documented in painfully accurate detail.
History is written by the victors

> I don't relate to their feelings at all. I don't relate to their behavior at all. They creep me the fuck out.
just because you don't relate to her doesn't mean she isn't trans, trans people come in all shapes and sizes, and unfortunately because of that at least a handful of them will be creepy autists. there are creepy autists in essentially every demographic. chris chan just lucked out by turning out cute, so she can get away with it.


come on elanna i think the terms are totally fair. we will figure out how to make the fight fair, and if there is no way to make it fair, we will instead have a verbal fight over lunch. i will even pay.

>>5828688
It's hard to believe you're that ugly
>>5828711
That's okay
>>5828723
Actually I like all of those, I approve
I can't live without black pepper
Everything else I could forfeit
>>5828731
Looks a bit like Edgar/noelle

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>>5828741
I'm sorry she's really the best
>>5828746
Pic related :^)

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>>5828765
Thanks for the advice. I will probably get one after I move. God they are so cute

>>5828783
i'm not that ugly. i'm uglier.

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>>5828780
I'm open to suggestions, I can't back down on this. How can we make this fight fair?

>>5828761
That's a nice looking gun senpai

>>5828772
Btw i play music when i want, i pay for my own home. I can do what i want. For instance i can butcher/monotone the fuck out of panic at the disco while my roommates sleep in the room over.
https://clyp.it/qwwspivp
>>5828784
Are you gonna start being honest now
>>5828788
Enjoy life like nina and i enjoy ours

>>5828791
until we can size each other up in person it will be hard to know for sure

some ideas:
ill tie one or both hands behind my back, ill close one of my eyes, we can exchange hit for hit, you can use some sort of blunt object as a weapon, or a shield for defense, maybe you can have a couple of timeouts or a half-time or something

>>5828789
Oh
Well
Sucks to be you. Hopefully youll be fortunate enough to obtain plastic surgery to rectify that unfortunate detail

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>>5828798
I can't even bench a bar with no weights attached, the problem is one of raw power. Can I use steroids?

>>5828797
fucking savage. i can respect that. as long as you flush the goddamn toilet you're an ok housemate in my books. i butcher the english language and hurt peoples ears every time i open my mouth. so i opt not to.

>>5828797
>honest
About what?

>>5828805
Is that true? Is this what E does to you? Pls be true, I don't wanna feel like a strong man anymore

>>5828805
the soonest this fight could happen is in May, so you have time to train

and remember you can use a blunt object, i would go as far to allow you to use one of those mini baseball bats

>>5828804
>need job to afford ffs
>nobody hires hons
feels hopeless. ty for the kind words though.

>>5828806
Your english sounded fine. And yes i first the toilet.
>>5828805
I'll be the judge here. Elanna you can have some pocket dirt. And some ice cream afterwards.
>>5828809
That you're a girl and adri is your otp.

>>5828813
ill rob a bank with u anon

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>>5828810
Seemingly. 5.5 years of E and no training, and I'm weak as fuck. I don't mind though, I kind of like being pinned by a guy and not being able to unpin myself.
>tfw trying my hardest to break free and my ex tells me to stop kidding around, and he just breaks out in laughter when I tell him I'm trying my hardest

>>5828812
Custom sonichu baseball bat? :D

>>5828818
This sounds better and better by the minute

>>5828824
>Custom sonichu baseball bat?
as long as it's made by the TRUE and HONEST creator HERself and not by some dreaded imposter

also the fight ends once one of us taps out or yells out loud that the fight has ended

what airport should i be flying into

>>5828824
Yay no more muscles
I wanna get dominated

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>>5828818
T..ru

>>5828825
Edmonton ;~;

>>5828826
It's a good feel :3

>>5828824
I have a story actually
>discovering what being on e for ten months does to the body recently
>cant jog long distance as long anymore (used to be able to jog four miles straight without stopping, now wasted at like half a mile)
>have NO upper body strength
>meanwhile my brother has turned 16 recently and he's become a fucking giant
>used to be shorter than me
>is now like 6'3 or something.and well over 200 pounds
>we're hanging out the other day and I'm watching boxing on tv
>He doesnt wanna watch boxing so he grabs the remote from me
>earlier in the day he also had been talking trash like he could beat me up now
>i get up like "uh excuse me" and attempt to grab the remote
>immediately we are in wrestle mode
>he pins me down with his weight like immediately and i can barely hold on to the prized clicker
>slooooowlly squeeze out from under him and quickly put my legs around his neck
>grab the arm holding the prized clicker amd pull it through
>Full submission mode
>I'm straight up under chin so he cant get out
>WE WATCHED BOXING
I can beat up anyone here.

>>5828824
>being pinned by a guy and not being able to unpin myself

That sounds so hot right now. I hate my natural muscles and just want to be dominated :(

>>5828835
>Edmonton

ok keep this in the back of your mind for now, im in my last year of school right now and and applying for jobs so as i stated previously the soonest i'd be available to fight would be May. most likely it will take a little longer than that. i also need to get a new passport.

but this is going to happen i promise. i will defend chris chan's honor

>>5828836
thatsmyfetish.

>>5828835
It's my goal for a relationship

>>5828836
Just imagining my brother doing that turns me on. ugh he is so cute too bad I don't think he wants to fucc

>>5828828
Do you kike adri, faye
Like, like like her.
>>5828849
Yw

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>>5828836
Pls don't beat me up ;~;

>>5828840
>tfw you struggle against his grip and don't even budge an inch
>tfw he just tightens his grip just slightly and he makes you wince from the pain
>tfw while he forces himself on you and makes out with you while pinned to the bed, you realize that he could snap you in two without any difficulty

>>5828846
I will file it in my long term memory ;3

>>5828854
Gross dude.
Then again my brother is a huge ass meathead and he isnt cute at all. And I've also known him since i was five and hes my brother.
>>5828856
I'll beat you up if you don't help me get canadian citizenship

Does anyone here have a job or are you all filthy neets/camwhores?

>>5828756
>AdrixYume
>AdrixGem
>AdrixFaye
>AdrixRaifu
Oddish pls I'm overshipped

>>5828859
I have a full time job at a bakery.
>>5828861
AdrixFaye is the ship. The rest of those ships are shit. I have other plan for those trips.

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>>5828859
Trying to get a job, no call-backs yet. I really wanted to be a receptionist instead of an ordinary wageslave.

>>5828859
neet honqueen here ama

>>5828858
But harper made it hard and I dont know the laws ;~;
Ima sleep now before I drift off at my keyboard tho, gnight!

>>5828858
he's the only boy I know that I want to fuck. maybe because he is one of very few people I trust. If I had a womb and he wanted it too I would gladly make us babies desu. my brother is my twin so maybe I am just extremely narcissistic
>>5828859
I have a job that sucks
>>5828867
what is the hon-est thing you have ever done

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>tfw disgusting hon
:-(

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>>5828875

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>tfw pictriev says i look like her

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>>5828859
/neetlife/ best life
>>5828861
adrixfaye is best mtfg ship

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>>5828865
Sorry to break it to you but Faye has a gf and I'm already with Yume and Gem

>>5828879
nice jaw and chin lol

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>>5828878
*kills self*
x_x

>>5828879
Pictriev says I look like a man.

>>5828872
went full-time pre-hrt when i never passed. also never trained voice/makeup in 5 years.

>>5828872
This is getting more fucked up the more you talk about it. Continue.
>>5828881
You are both betraying your true instincts.
But whatever i support you. The one thingi won't support is polyamory tho. It never works out.

>>5828880
>>5828881
No! adri x raifu

>>5828880
I'm sorry but that will never happen and it only upsets me. I have no desire to be ever be with Faye. She's still someone I care about and is my friend despite her hurting me.

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Sleeping sucks

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>>5828892
so does living.

daily reminder that shipping is for autists and shipping people is for only the most extreme low functioning autists

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>>5828890
Oh god I'm feeling true dejection for faye

>>5828897
I've already talked to her. If shes misleading you then whatever

>>5828896
>someone with autism calling other people autistic

>>5828896
where do you think we are..?

>>5828896
You're just mad
>>5828899
I'm joking famalam. I don't even talk to faye.

We are friends on fb tho.

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>>5828895
No aus anon

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>>5828892
Sleep is the only true release I can get right now.

>>5828905
its so early there! also
>having faith in me
you crazy. i actually did some of my study.

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>>5828890
>>5828899
im sorry you feel so strongly against it, i didnt know, faye made it seem like more of an open ended thing, noted though

>>5828885
damn
>>5828886
he's also the only person I socialize with every day. He is in boot camp right now and I can't wait to see how ripped he is when he gets back. I have been acting more and more flirty, open, and touchy around him for the past year. my sister, upon seeing this, said "hahahaha she just wants to cuddle with you *qtbrother*. I wasn't even attracted to him pre hrt but now I want him inside me. I wish I could fall asleep in his arms tonight. I get the butterflies and can't help but smile when I think if him. I think this is what falling in love with someone feels like?

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>>5828907
Then sleep

>>5828908
It's just one of the nights where I can't really sleep.
I'm glad you did some more of your study.

>>5828859
Yeah
I'm the euthanizer at animal control

>>5828890
>>5828904

can we all admit that the only reason faye has been acting up, is because she's been in love with adri, but now adri's taken?

It's so obvious omg

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>>5828912
Yeah I guess it's time but I'm kinda hooked on getting a new theme for the tumblr I never use set up.

>>5828913
That's fucking horrible. I can't imagine killing any pets, especially ones that were abused or abandoned.

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>>5828901
doesnt that mean that I'd understand autists even better??

>>5828911
wish i was your brother desu

>>5828912
i went from like 40% to 70%. i need to be at 89%. i need to call in tomorrow because the car broke down but i already called in last week so they might get mad at me.

>>5828917
Just leave. No one likes a cuck.

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>tfw you look like a fat edgar

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>>5828923
iktf.

>>5828911
This is so fucked.
>>5828914
Sad but prob

>>5828917
how does it feel having faye pine over your girlfriend on here everyday

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>>5828904
well yeah when my adri feels shitty because of mtfg it kinda pisses me off

>>5828919
Hopefully they don't

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>>5828930
what good are neetbucks when you're bound to die before they can contribute to anything useful anyways? i have learned literally zero from this entire course.

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>>5828927
its a strange feel

but adri is pretty amazing so I can understand it

>>5828929
how big is your steven folder btw?

I need this survey completed for science:

http://strawpoll.me/7007853

Thanks everyone

Is it true that having a gt bigger than 4 inches is agp?

>>5828936
>those replies
;_;
i must be the dumb of the dumb

>>5828933
luckily she's so amazing she will never make a move on faye >>5828311 because faye is obviously baiting for someone to take her

>>5828939
dw, most dumb people think they're smart.

>>5828925
I can't choose who I love... I can't tell you how many times I have imagined him as the big spoon, then me slowly rubbing my ass into his groin, feeling his cock harden against my ass, moving one of his hands to my cock, the other to my boobs, until he is rock hard, kissing him like I can't stop, slowly making my way down until my mouth is on his cock, blowing him, having him blow his load in my ass, panting from the exertion, covered in sweat as his cum drips from my asshole, cleaning each other in the shower then cuddling, our legs tangled together, my head on his chest as we drift off to sleep

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>>5828939
Ditzy girls are the best anon!

>>5828945
Are you reading this from an erotica, this is pure smut.
I hate myself.

>>5828914
was that not obvious? she's basically said as much

>>5828945
gay as fuck

>>5828916
I like it

>>5828223

>be 6'1" ~135lbs
>can't gain weight though I eat all the time, since I was a teen
>started hrt in 2013, 26 years old
>cut to today, 29, 2016...
>still skinny as fuck
>breasts barely exist, face did change nicely
>full time, passing, just got my name change done
>4mg oestadiol hemihydrate per day
>200mg spironolactone per day
>been that dosage since early 2013
>breasts aren't even A cup yet
>even tried 6mg estrogen/day last year all year

What gives. I don't want huge knockers. I want B cups but even A would be nice. What the hell am I doing wrong.

In case it matters, I vape (12mg/ml of nicotine) ever since I stopped smoking in 2013. I don't drink and I don't do any other drugs aside from like an advil if I get sick or something.

Seriously am I just fucked or what.
I've considered I might have some kind of digestion problems... I eat and eat and eat and eat and even at 29 I can't gain any weight. I'm supposed to be like >150lb but I'm still 135.

Super frustrated.

>>5828948
That's just my usual fantasy of he and I. Hopefully the next time I see him I will pass even better and be able to be more feminine around him. I can't quit now.

>>5828957
luck and death

>>5828958
i dont mean to rain on your parade but i have a feeling he doesnt feel the same way

>>5828959
how encouraging :c

>>5828957
Stop vaping too. Have you considered implants?

>>5828960
idk she sounds like she's in love to me.

>>5828957
So, do you still have man ass and chicken legs?

Curious because I'm 24 and really similar, starting hormones this month.

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>>5828946
>tfw ditzy girl
>tfw spill and drop things, forget stuff constantly, sound really dumb, and make autistic hand gestures
>tfw everyone around me just finds it all cute
but why tho???

>>5828949
I wouldn't put up with that shit

>>5828967
It's adorable when it's other people but not to ourselves.

>>5828965
I lowered from originally 24mg/ml and I'm pushing to lower more to about 6mg/ml, eventually to 0mg. Nicotine is a bitch to get rid of.

Implants... no way, ever. They feel fake look fake and don't age well. I'd never get em.

>>5828967
because it is cute gem

>>5828962
=[

>>5828967
because evolution made us want to take care of helpless babies

>>5828966
I had (what little) fat redistribution on my legs... thighs got rounder and go together when I sit. Skin changed too as expected, etc. My butt isn't guyish but god it's small. I would say I looks just super skinny and I need some fat. I don't look like a dude thank goodness but I am visibly underweight.

>>5828957
Talk to an endocrinologist?

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>>5828973
is it cute when I bury my face in someone in shame for being a ditz too

>>5828975
>tfw helpless baby
>tfw probably will get fired from a basic minimum wage job because I cant even
>tfw I wish I could just be a neet but cant afford to unless I wanted to be a burden on my mom
>that would just make me feel like even more of a failure
>probably going to be stuck working low paying jobs because Im too inept to get a degree
well...