Gay General Is Dead

I have no friends

>>5815020
Because I'm at work and it's boring.

>>5815020
Because I'm desperate.

>>5815020
>tfw no pirate dann bf to loot merchant ships from SE Asia and plunder literal and figurative booty

>>5815058

Hot.

>>5814832
who?

>>5815027
same. ;~;

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>>5815027
>>5815119
Come to Burgerland, I'll be your friend.

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>>5815135
On my way, gotta get there before trump goes full wall mode

>>5815209
At least if that worst case scenario comes to pass, I'll be able to laugh about living under the Fart regime.

>>5815135
/lit/ thread?

>tfw no soalone bf to listen to george strait with

God this place is so dead nowadays.

>tfw too old to be a violent straight edge asshole.

>>5815511

You're dead you dead corpse.
RIP in pieces, you piss stain.

Spit fire and the world so cold.

Where the fuck are the QT boyfriends? Is there a boyfriend store I can buy me a little twink/twunk vers at?

Getting real sick of it.

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>>5815552
>There's an alternate universe where you have a boyfriend
>You're in this one

>>5815560
Oh shit. I better find him then

>>5815552
Maybe we can distribute gaygen among gaygen? I dont care who, i just want a boyfriend :[

i'd rather it be dead like this than have most of the trips/avatars return.

>>5815564
u cut or uncut bby

>>5815552

People get bought out of strip clubs.

>>5815569

I dunno, Irish was groovy.

>>5815570
u-uncut

>>5815576
thoughts on jews?

>>5815578
I dont mind cute jew boys and their cute fuzzy hair

>>5815590
fucking D R O P P E D

>>5815594

W I T H J E W S Y O U L O S E

>>5815594
To be fair i hate "the jews" and their jew controlled media and banks

But jew boys are C U T E

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>>5815590
Oshie always has the best taste

>>5815521
Does your autism know no bounds?

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>>5815625

My evil never dies!!!!!!

>>5815674
Owow which one is you :)

>>5815685

All of them.

>>5815685
oshie are you a virgin

>>5815808
Yea sadly... And boyfriendless

>>5815818
Wow bro.

>>5815690
You should stop posting in /fit/. You're not allowed.

>>5815818
how old are you

>>5815855
21

>>5815860
where u at

>>5815888
New zealand :[ hbu

>>5815891
US. Oh well.

>>5815511
why is that? I remember coming in early mornings before classes to write some random crap and it was crowded and we had nice chats. Evenings were even better.

There's a huge cockroach in my bathroom and I'm scared to death and crying, had to text my ex

this qt gave me a ride home yesterday and we were talking about books and shit and he asked be if I'd ever read anything by Dostoievski and I said no but that I really wanted to, and then he asked me which book, specifically, I wanted to read, and I realized I didn't know the title of any of his books
I could tell he really started judging me ;-; I should probably kill myself

>>5815964
If hes that much of an autist as to judge you on something so insignificant then you dodged a bullet imo anon x

>>5815964
>reading books
Is he stuck in the 20th century or something? lmao

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>>5815969
That's like not knowing who painted Mona Lisa or about Einstein.
Doesn't make you less better than him or anything, but if the guy was looking for a bf with a bare minimum of education to be able to talk to about things, then yeah..its kind of a deal breaker. That being said,

>not being into dumb hot jocks with big dicks

>>5816051
>That's like not knowing who painted Mona Lisa or about Einstein.
Not knowing the title of a shitty book by that God-obsessed Slavophile is hardly comparable to not knowing who painted the Mona Lisa or who Einstein is.

>>5816069
Its not too far from it. But whatever, I don't care what's somebody into. I don't even discuss interests with potential dates.
Imagine if some hottie told me he's huge Marvel movies fan or likes anime. fuck my shit right up senpai

>>5816080
JFMSU bb

>>5815964
next time ask him "where should I start?" and then follow through, that's the important one, don't just say you will and then don't.

>>5815571
bought at strip clubs?

Like I can go to a strip club, a gay one I assume and talk to the manager about purchasing a twink to go?

But instead of returning, I get to keep him right?

>tfw no dann bf to kill Chancellor Sopot with and steal the nanotechnology back from Sopot before you kill him way before Molov betrays you and you get begrudgingly saved by that dyke Tangier while you romp around the ruins of the city dismantling Sopot's former army, new nanotechnology army, and your old friends who sided with Molov against you, even though the main character never spoke and he looked pretty ethnic so I can see why they'd betray mr. Autism 2.0 for Molov and you have to make use of garbage resistance fighters of the cuck faction who don't know what or how to fight and get btfo in every aspect esp in the city fight towards the end when you're fighting the process.

>>5816267
is this from a book or film or something?

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>>5815560
j diddly jdimsa

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goodnight gaygen

maybe i'll dream of a bf

>>5816318
sleep tight anonner

>>5816318
sweet wetdreams anon

>>5815964

Crime and Punishment is a relatively easy starter.

>>5816369
Your mother was relatively easy too

>>5816369
Tales from the a cellar human, or what the english translation would be, is a better starting point. That or a crazy mans tale/story, a novella, one of his best works as well.

>>5815831

I'm pretty fit, though.

>>5816230

Well, I think you'd probably have to talk to twinks themselves. It's typically a pseudo-contractor business model. And they might still work unless you can pay enough. But they're always looking for places to live, you know.

You know who was great back in the day? Roxy Red. I think he's girl now, but he was so fun as a boy for a while.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gjB8THSQjwA

Classy!

>>5816656
I was really into Jesse Starr. What happened to him?

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Hi from circé and slutfriend on day two of hangouts. <3

>>5816794
>FAS

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JUST IGNORE IT.

>>5816816
fas?

>>5815343
>tfw soalone calls you a solid 3/10

you don't know pain anon

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>>5816820

>>5815020
thank god it died.

>>5816842
He doesn't really have FAS features, to be honest. That image just has him using the same expression as the diagram, so it looks more similar than it really is.

why is slutboi called slutboi?
Like does anyone actually fuck that disgusting walrus?

I'd rather give myself a home circumcision with a rusty blade than touch that piece of shit with my dick.

Maybe slutboi is just kinda like wishful thinking. 'If I call myself a slut, maybe someone will fuck me'

>>5816868
sex is ez

>>5816868
I think he said he used to be a normal looking person before he ballooned up. somehow I doubt it

>>5816868
most people who have sex in the world are ugly

>>5816940

He actually used to be a mega-twink, but, personally, i think he's a lot cuter as a chub,

>>5816943
you say that but, I'm still a virgin somehow
where is your god now

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>>5816955
>I'm still a virgin
mhm

>>5816964
depends on what sexual acts you consider virginity nulling

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>>5816971
You're not a virgin because god fucked you over in the genetics department.

>>5816982
boom

>>5816982
>god fucked you over
>virgin Mary

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>>5816988
says you

>>5816996
that would explain why I've gotten so fat recently

>>5817020
Like omg you're so fat that space bends around you.

>>5817020
Child bearing hips.

>>5817020
what the hell

>>5817020
>Hitler is actually Irishanon
I knew it.

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>>5817020

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>>5817020

Testing

If you want a bf do this chant:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qAOUo0W4_DY

>>5815020
not short enough

>>5816948
Nobody cares about your opinion though. You're just as fucked up looking as he is.

>>5817112
OSA IROSUN

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>>5817020
>>5817095
Dust thou have scales?

Does anyone else here not have any 'gay friends'??
I noticed most other openly gay people I know seem to group together, it seems like I'm the only homo that only has straight friends.

>>5816794

I had Jesse Starr on Skype from some camshow he did. But that must have been in like 2011 or 2012. He got better looking and then started getting worse looking. Supposedly he got charged with assault later on.

Man, Helix just isn't producing like they used to, eh? You're younger than me and you're on about Jesse Starr.

I may have a small penis but I carry a big stick with my words and strength.

Ill beat up everyone here fuck all of you pussies.

>>5817205
pls beat me up

>>5817210
That's no fun. I want someone to punch me back.

I have a small penis and im mad at the world around me.

>>5817205
>Ill beat up everyone here fuck all of you pussies.
But you're still the one with a small penis.

>>5817222
You wouldn't be saying that with my fist in your face tbqh.

>>5817205
aye bby wan sum fuk?

>>5817243
You could smash my face to a bloody pulp but in the end you're still the one with a small penis.

I hope you're a bottom.

>>5817258
You tell me to know my place well ill break your fucking face faggot.

>>5817278
>ill break your fucking face faggot.
And then what?
You still have a small penis and you can't make my face more ugly than it already is.

>>5817205
pls stop

you're giving small dicks a bad name

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I'll beat all of you up forever.

>>5817287
No wonder why you're so mad at me. You want to take your ugly face issues on me.
>>5817293
Yeah because small dicked people have such a good name to tarnish.

I will fight each and every one of you faggots in here.

>>5815020
I'm going to be giving my first blowjob. Any tips?

>>5817332
>You want to take your ugly face issues on me.
Yes. I'm bitter and mad at all these qt guys with their qt faces.
Especially when they whine on their million viewers youtube channels about how hard their lives are. FUCK YOU YOU DON'T HAVE REAL PROBLEMS.

>>5817020
>fat
Thats perfect

>>5817350
don't actually suck

>>5817350
Blow on it. Obvz

>>5817350
use spit, wrap your lips tightly around his shaft, actually suck it like you are extracting semen out of his pipe, fondle his balls, don't use teeth, and train your deepthroating skills by doing it

>>5817359
Grow a beard and get masc. People call me hot despite having an ugly face and small genitals.

>>5817350
bite hard, make sure you use BOTH hands, dont cry

>>5817376
>Grow a beard
I'm mentally unable to.

>>5817381
name checks out

>>5817385
honestly only one thing i said was at all bad

>>5817384
That kind of blew my mind a little bit.
Mentally...

I never thought about that growth is mental.
>tfw will never go back in time to raise yourself properly.

>>5817095
10/10 enjoyed it
I don't smoke weed tho

>>5817432
I have an odd case of gerontophobia.

>>5817437
You do worse, no?

>>5817450
I think everybody does.

>>5815027
shouldn't have drank alone

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Pic related is my goal body (for now) and the ideal of what my sexual partners should look like.

Rate my taste.

>>5817466
would fuck n suck and be fucked by that

better have a QT face when you get a body like that

>>5817472
>better have a QT face
eehhh ... I think I might be lacking a bit in that area.

>>5817479
please eat less then, your face can go a long way with weight loss

>>5817450
I don't do drugs anymore

>>5817466
it's a nice body but I usually go for twinkier
but for the most part, I simply expect my partner to have a nice body

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Is this a reasonable goalbody to try to obtain from twinkotterness in 5 years?

>>5817490
Im the same way. If you don't the care of your body than you aren't a good pairing.

>>5817511
I would say so. Id probably look like that when I cut more.

>>5817484
I am doing that actually.

I know I have some potential, because when I do :>=, I can see some nice cheekbones/ hollow cheeks appear.

>tfw I had to look up porn to remember myself what that smiley looks like, but I dont want to get erect

>>5817490
>it's a nice body but I usually go for twinkier
you mean even skinnier, less developed muscle or slightly higher bodyfat range?

>>5817511
yeah, remember to only do backsquats for over-development of the backside and to really get that duck-like hip and look

>>5817532
>yeah, remember to only do backsquats
as opposed to front-squats*

Hi gay gen.

How do you guys feel about these results among gay men?

>Among the 10,510 Democrat-affiliated survey respondents, Hillary Clinton has 63% of the hypothetical vote, while 31% support Bernie Sanders. Worth noting is the divergence in the size of Clinton's lead between our survey (32 points) and national polls – http://elections.huffingtonpost.com/pollster/2016-national-democratic-primary – conducted at the roughly the same time (~7 points). Also noteworthy: only 6% of respondents were undecided and only 0.6% favored "other" candidates, suggesting that SCRUFF's Democrats have relatively strong opinions about both candidates and a strong preference for the one they chose.

>>5817509
>>5817509
>>5817509
>>5817509

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>>5817532
>>5817527
so it is possible?
would tops be fine with a musclebear bottom?

>>5817545
Trump

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>>5817350
This is how blowjobs work in the real world, forget all you've seen in porn
>webm related

Don't forget to chew otherwise it might be a little difficult to swallow.

>>5817545
>most gay men on the republican side voting for trump
nice, I wonder what the overall statistics are

>>5817549
>so it is possible?
sure

>would tops be fine with a musclebear bottom?
not me personally, I like being lean and being with someone lean

>>5817555
I knew what was going to happen, but still watched it.

Fuck you, anon.

>>5817532
slightly skinnier and less muscle overall
spooky skeletons are where it's at

>>5817567

>tfw no longer a spooky skeleton

>>5817573
post muscle tumtum

>>5817574

>implying muscle

>>5817580
>still not posting tumtum

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>>5817585

Kind of an older pic

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>tfw you failed at lifting weights.
>tfw aesthetic but you're still a fucking joke of a human
>tfw autistic perfectionist
>tfw probably going to bulk again in six seven months and do it fucking right.
>three years lifting and still garbage

>>5817555
>feminist blowjob

>>5817588
post body please

>>5817490
No more drugs? Well that's a good change.

>>5817511
If you bulk hard and lift definitely doable.
>>5817549
Depends on the top.
>>5817588
>three years lifting and still garbage
iktfb
What are your lifts like?

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Tfw you finally find a close who you click with

>>5817650
Guy* ;_; im too excited

>>5817635
I fucked up my lifts and stopped counting on squats and deads because I couldn't go to the gym and stayed at home and did bench.

165 pounds 5ft9in
SAWWWWWWWWLID 5.5 inch penis

Squat and deads. I don't want to talk about it but ill redo them again next bulk.

Bench 185 3x8
Highest ever was 225 3x5 on the end of my bulk.
OHP 125 3x8
Used to be able to do 145 3x8

I mostly do weighted chinups
3x8 with 40 pounds attached.

I have big biceps now.

>>5817605
I've been off drugs since late 2014, m8

>>5817667
Shit dawg. I haven't been here for a long while.

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>>5817667
Then why do you still talk like a crackhead?

Are you a crackhead? Answer me!

>>5815552
sup guy, I'm a QT vers

>>5817662
Damn, I bench 190 for 5 reps, and I've only been lifting for a year. I also plateaued for a long time, because I wasn't eating enough. What made you stop going up for so long?

>>5817662
Nice. Your lifts are pretty close to mine, and I've got a half foot and 25 pounds on you.
Your lifts will be great after another bulk.
>I have big biceps now.
Nice. My lifts have gone up, but i've still got small arms.
Seriously thinking about taking vacation time and trying out Piano's 8 hour arms. lol

>>5817681
Have we spoken before?

>>5817686
I wasn't aware that I spoke like a crackhead...
but no, I don't do crack

>>5817691
post feet :]

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>>>/fit/36245248

WHO THE HELL WAS THAT?
STOP FOLLOWING ME!

>>5817701
I used to go on fit from 2013 to 14. I think there's a bunch of attitudes that affect new lifters. Like I wish I started at 3x8 instead of doing 3x5 because even though everyone wants to be elitist and say its for strength at the end of they day if you're not competing you want to look good.
Even if its not for other dudes you still want to look good and I think they don't do arms enough in general.
You should do some weighted chinups. Its a compound plus it gets your biceps really big.

>>5817724
You're the worst poster here.

>>5817727
I might have to try 3x8. I've been doing 5x5 forever.
>weighted chinups
I'll have to give those a try too. I've been doing wide grip pull ups for a while now, trying to get my lats to grow.

>>5817748
>Ann
>trying to get anything to grow
didn't you fuck up steroid intake Ann lol

>>5817748
5 is too many sets for me. Id imagine I would just get really bored. I've actually never tried it before but it just seemed like too much.

Were you doing stronglifts?

>>5816964
Who is this? Tranny Pearl?

>>5817545

Cool.

I like Hillary enough as a low-risk option, and Trump is by far the best Republican candidate.

>tfw friends want to go grab dinner soon and meet up
>tfw can't help but feel its going to be a trap
>tfw got that sick feeling that something is wrong in my stomach

>>5817789
It's a blind date!

>>5817797
More likely some sort of gay witch hunt

>>5817789
sounds like nerves
you should go get aids and then go get dinner with your friends, that way when they kill you, you can at least scream at them I KILLED MYSELF FIRST AHHAAHHA

>>5817808
where they tie you up and abuse your boipucci!

>>5817752
No you
>>5817771
Sort of. Did a lot of dump stuff the first year.

>>5817830
>dumb
Can't even type.

>>5817830
iktf

Luckily my only stupidity was my eating habits. I went from 140 to 250 in les than a year and its taking over two years to cut. I pretty much stopped caring and accepted my new weight range at 170 180 but im in military in like two weeks so after im finished boot im going to bulk again and fix shit.

>>5817851
>140 to 250 in les than a year
That's astounding. I was proud of putting on 60 in about 9 months.
Boot should see you loose a lot too.

>>5817851
>140 to 250 in les than a year

Did you have a sugar water IV?

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>>5817871
I meme irl.
Im naturally a skinnyfat at least before fit than when I found out about gomad I did that on top of frozen pizza a day over 5k calories along with ice cream. At 5ft 9 I got pretty fat but not as strong as I should have been. I was a retard. Dirty bulking is dumb. I remember when I started I gained twenty pounds in a month.

I really just wanted to be big. If there were no health problems or military id be 250 again. I don't care about appearance in terms of aesthetic. I want to be gross ugly and tough looking. Pretty boy shit is gay. I guess its image dysmorphia in a way.

>>5817365
Seriously? I thought you were supposed to treat it like a popsickle

>>5817896
I did frozen pizza a day. It was great for bluking. Lactose intolerant so no GOMAD for me.

Nothing wrong with dirty bulking, as long as you do it in moderation, especially if you started out skelly and need to learn how to. 5k+ for a year is pretty excessive.
>id be 250 again
I couldn't do it the heaviest I've been was 210. I don't want to be that body fat percentage again. Tying my shoes sucked.

>>5817905
LOL
this semen slurper was literally trying to suck the cum out of a dick

>>5817905
Don't listen to him. Suction feels amazing.

>>5817905
>>5817921
Now I'm confused x(

>>5817921
>Don't listen to him
>coming from Ann
>the dumbest poster gaygen ever had
>fucked up steroids
>cant even bulk
>has stayed the same size since november
>hasn't lifted more

??? who cares what someone more pathetic than irishanon has to say about sucking dick, you've never gotten sucked nor sucked senpai

>>5817896
Manlet trying to overcompensate by being a fat sack of shit. No one thinks a fat guy that lifts shit is tough.

>>5817896
>5'9
>don't care about aesthetics
>I want to be gross ugly
tbqh trying to be edgy but it just reads as sad
hope u get the mental help u need

>>5816069
>Dostoievski
Crime and Punishment is a fucking masterpiece dude, if you're into literature at all I highly recommend you read it.

>>5817915
No dirty bulking is cancer. Its ok to have a cheat day though once in a while though. When I mean dirty bulking I mean long term excess calories. Take it from me its a bad idea.

All of my fat distribution went to my stomach so I just looked like an overbloated ethiopian. I looked cool. I didn't realize that I was even fat until I saw myself at a concert video moshing around and I was the biggest BY FAR dude there.


If I was your height id just be a real life bully.

>>5817931
>>5817934
Lel

>>5817927
I <3 you too bullykun

>>5817915
>I don't want to be that body fat percentage again. Tying my shoes sucked.
h-hot

>>5817955
I've actually always hated you mostly because of how much you pretend online. Just let go of it. I'd still hate you even if you did though, but maybe a little less

>>5817968
Who hurt you anon

>>5815964
>asked be if I'd ever read anything by Dostoevsky

Whenever someone says "Oh, have you read that book from X writer?" just means it's a book he read recently and it's him trying to look cultured.
Chances are he hasn't even read that many books, it's like the 16 year olds that read The Tower and don't understand shit about it.

>>5817978
>*The Castle
sorry, sleepy af.

>>5815020
No seriously, I need advice on giving a blowjob. The guy is cute and I want to do a good job

>>5817948
Worked out for me. I was pretty close to auschwitz before though. I needed it to learn how to eat.
>>5817960
You can be my feeder bf, bb. Till it's time to cut again.
>>5817968
>how much you pretend
How much I pretend what?

Donald Trump is brilliant. It bears repeating. After all the stupid/malicious shit he's done over the years, all the potential real scandals are totally eclipsed by the sheer amount of noise he puts out every day.

>>5817974
lmao fuckoff
ever since you got here you've been nothing but desperate cancer
>omg guys pay attention to me
>omg guys arent I so ugly
>omg guys tfw no bf amiright
>omg guys ill defend u against anons
>omg g u y s


>>5817989
Actual advice beginners fuck up on is:
not enough saliva
too much teeth

If you've got those two down, you're pretty much in the top 10% already. Additionally, ballplay is important, so is actually using your tongue - rather than simply bobbing your head up and down.

>>5817989
What this anon said here >>5818006
Also, don't forget to use your hands while sucking.
Some guys go crazy if you gently "massage" their balls, try it out.

>>5817996
It's pretty impressive to be honest. He's got self promotion down to a science.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w3ugHP-yZXw
lol

>>5818006
>Implying your "bullying" isnt the ulimate example of attention seeking

Lmao i bet your gross

I've been noticing that my speech has been becoming slightly more affected since I've went full-time gay. But it's not really a lisp but more of a slur.

Anyone else noticed small changes even they aren't intended since coming out k

>>5818046
yes i've been saying lots of 'girl bye's

>>5818029
>Lmao i bet your gross
how dare you
she's leagues better looking than you will ever be
and has an ass that's slightly less potato looking

>>5818029
stay mad when you posted your image people literally just ignored it lmaoo

>>5818022
Yeah, I mean it's all pretty basic when you type it out, but a lot of people fuck it up when they actually encounter a dick in real life. They get nervous and stop producing enough saliva for example.
Basically just do what you would like done, and go from there, he may instruct you do to some new things so listening is also pretty important.

>>5818046
I bite my lip and mess with my hair a bit more. I don't like that I do it

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>>5818046
yaas hunty, you become less self-conscious after dropping the straight act.

>>5818046
I notice that my voice and speech patterns get "gayer" when I'm around other gays

>>5818029
You're a confirmed gross attention whore with a lumpy, fat ass.
You're like a worse Scarf and Shoes.

>>5818046
>full-time gay
How's the pay?

But no, I haven't experienced that. What does happen though, is I'll use words ironically, and they become real. It's the worst f a m

>>5818075
Oh yeah I've done that a lot

or say stupid meme responses irl without realizing it

>>5818046
You're trying to fit into a stereotype. Nothing new.

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>>5818064
>>5818074
Nice try :)

>>5818059
Lol is this actually hitler?

>>5818086
Yeah, but thankfully I'm not that bad. Some people actually will say "lmao" (spelled out) while laughing. It's embarrassing.

>>5818046
i always had a slight lisp but then people started noticing it

>>5818096
what?
yes

>>5818098
yeah that's a step too far
I mostly catch myself saying "same" or "me" a lot

>>5818106
I feel bad for you. You take this tripfag shit too seriously.

>>5818095
i bet you sing 'beautiful' to yourself in the mirror lmaooooooo

>>5818116
I think you may take some of my posts too seriously

>>5818086
yeah. I've found myself doing that.
Luckily most of my friends are 4channers so it could be worse.

>>5818116
Sorry meant for >>5818095

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>>5818124
You're not even trying anymore, im slightly disappointed 2bh

>>5818135
i dont even have to try tbqh
you naturally bully yourself, hence why you can pretend to not care about what others say online

:)

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>>5818133

Hey ann are you feeling ok?

>>5817989
>peel a banana and suck on it
If you see teeth marks, you're doing something wrong.
If the banana broke, get one less ripe.

Try pushing it until you trigger your gag reflex, so you can know your limit.

Try moving your tongue and caress the banana, if you see teeth marks after, you're doing something wrong.

Otherwise train with a dildo since sucking a dick will give you a sick jaw burning if you're not used to it.

>>5818134
>>5818159
Im insecure eh

>>5818133
>Luckily most of my friends are 4channers
> it could be worse.
uhh h8 to break it to you, but it's already pretty bad

>>5818172
we've noticed

>>5815564
>>5815576
>>5815818

>>5818172
Yeah you are, at least you're honest to yourself about it.

>>5818163
>>5818175
lol. They're actually pretty well adjusted. Hold jobs and fuck bitches and everything.
Real human beans.

>>5818190
>fuck bitches
oh no it's worse than we thought
please tell your friends to stop fucking dogs

How can I make my ass stop itching and burning after I shave it

>>5818190
Meanwhile they a skelly roider camwhore as their friend.

>>5818208
Two options:
1. Don't shave the actual asshole.
2. Shave the actual asshole and don't stop shaving it until your intestines are clean

>>5818208
anti-itch cream can help depending on why its burnign/itching

>>5818201
kek
>>5818210
No accounting for taste.

>>5818208

It's weird, my crotch will itch like hell when the hair starts to regrow, but I've never really had a problem with my ass region.

>>5818223
>thread starts talking about assholes
>actually the biggest hole in the universe jumps into thread
you got google alerts on this shit senpai?

Does anybody have any experience with hitting the heavy bag?

I've been punching it and my skin always tears on my knuckle and bleeds everywhere. Does it get better over time?

>>5818232

Nah, I've just been kind of monitoring the thread a little bit while I dick around online.

>>5818233
pics of bloody torn up knuckles
pls & thx xoxo

>>5818169
Thank you, I will!

>>5818233
>>>/mascgen/

this is a fem4fem thread now

>>5818232
>>5818235

Oh and also my hole isn't as talented as it used to be, I don't really use my toys as much. Lucky if I do anything anal once a week.

>>5818233
is this about fisting or actually punching a heavy bag in the gym

>>5818241
why not be inclusive regardless of sexual tastes as long as it's for males

>>5817990
>You can be my feeder bf, bb. Till it's time to cut again.
wow, that actually seems ideal, ive never thought about that. this fetish is kinda awful because i'd never want the person i love to suffer long term health complications, but this solves that

>>5818248
shut up shitler

>>5818248
gaygen is not inclusive regardless of sexual tastes btw (les, str8, bi etc)

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Did someone say fem4fem?

>>5818233
Jelly. They've only got a speed bag here.
Yeah, you should build up callouses over time. Try not to leave your blood on the bag.
>>5818251
Now you just need a weight loss fetish and you'll be all set.

>>5818265
actually straight men are welcome because their sweaty ballsacks and dirty socks smell great
but everyone else can leave tbqh

>>5818187
I always was, i only came to meet people and i did meet some awesome people, i dont think anyone else wants me here now

>>5818272
i dont know if i could handle being turned on all the time

>>5818241
Lol I knew there was a raid going on lol. Femgens been pushed too far.

>>5818239
I didn't realize you liked masc bad boys.

>>5818245
Punching a heavy bag.
I've been practicing my fighting casually because I want to fight someone soon who needs his face broken. I know I can take him now because hes a pussy but I want to really beat him.

>>5818283
>I didn't realize you liked masc bad boys.
I don't lol

>>5818280
It's a rough life, but you get used to it.

>>5818295
masc bad boys on suicide watch

>>5818283
>Punching a heavy bag
Isn't the reason they use that chalk stuff and wraps to protect their skin while practicing?

>>5818272
I have it at my house. Im wearing work gloves under my punching gloves.

>>5818311
>not practicing for bare knuckle
>>5818313
I've gotten a couple at home ones too, but they're pretty shit. Unless I've got someone to hold it, it's all over the place. One day I'll get one of those nice 150lb+ ones.

>>5818311
>masc bad boys caring about an emo spooky skeleton

>>5818324
>bare knuckle
i prefer to keep my asshole in one piece thank u very much ann

>>5818335
yeah of course they care, he's haunting why would you piss off a skeleton dude what kind of masochist are you??

>tfw masc bad boy tryhard

>>5818069

Ayyy classy

>>5815020
So how do you feel about Bi guys?

>>5818472
S C U M
C
U
M

>>5818472
>worst than aids
At least aids eventually will kill me.

>>5818472

A guy at the bar the other night was like "Hey-yo I'm straight, but this bar's gay so whatever you're really attractive, I like your nose."

And I was like "Cool beans, dog."

>>5818499
lmao what an idiot compliment at least someone hit on you even if it was by an autist

>>5818472
I dont feel anything towards them, I realize karma is real and all the bi sluts will eventually die of cancer

so i feel nothing

>>5818476
>>5818497
Are you being sarcastic or do you genuinely feel this way? If so, why?

>>5818515
Biscums will cheat on you/leave you to live a straight life.

>>5818515
They will ALWAYS leave you for a woman in the end.

>>5818506

Naw, he was groovy. He looked kinda like Zodiac Mindwarp.

>>5818472
Fuck & Discard, before they have a chance to fuck with you.

>>5818522
>>5818524
tbqh it may sound like these two anons are meming but it's very true
logically, why wouldn't they go for the easier life? There aren't that many actual bis who sincerely care for both tbqh

>>5818524
>>5818522
Weird because I'm with a woman and she's always afraid of the opposite. Bisexuality doesn't inherently make the person slutty does it? No more so than homosexuality breeds pedophilia as conservatives like to believe?

>>5818529

I think he may legit have been Valor Kand.

>>5818536
I don't consider being with a woman an easier life. They both seem to have their complications and benefits? This is all new to me

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>>5818538
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>5818538
> Bisexuality doesn't inherently make the person slutty
No, but most bisexuals tend to be sluts. Sluts are naturally more likely to be bisexuals, because duh, more sex.

>>5818538
>I'm with a woman

kys.
your filthy biscum dick will never taint our pure trufag boipuccies.

>>5818547
Oh come on, son. Use your big boy words

>>5818538
You're most likely still young. When you get older, and start thinking about kids and settling down, you'll choose a woman.
That's just how it is.
Biscum are a waste of time, romantically speaking.

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>>5818538
FUCK ALL THE WAY OFF OUT OF HERE.

>>5818544
>I don't consider being with a woman an easier life.
????
????
????

Romance is for suckers.

>>5818571
>feelings are for ugly people.gif

>>5818561
I do want to have a biological child eventually but there are surrogates for that (if I was with a guy) and that's like 10 years down the road because of my career. Who knows how we'll have technologically advanced by then. Wouldn't I want my partner to be a parent too? Bisexuals can still feel love

>>5818564
I don't. They're both about the same. Maybe it's because I'm from the most liberal place on the planet and people don't blink twice at a gay couple as opposed to a straight couple

>>5818571
no romance without finance

>tfw no bf to flick my small penis and watch anime with me.

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>>5818578
>mfw hitler said something reasonable for once

>>5818577
>liberal place on the planet
>im bi
>im dating a woman
GET THE FUCK OUT
GO OPPRESS YOURSELF ELSEWHERE
AAAAAAAAAAA

>>5818578

Homelessness sounds pretty romantic, though.

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>>5818577
Just... stop.

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>>5818589
>mfw yfw
I'd choose pic related if he had money over any cute boy

>>5818499
>I like your nose
lol

>>5818589
Just because I'm dating a woman currently doesn't mean I don't know what it's like being with a guy. One of my longest relationships was over a year and we practically lived together, went out often, all the normal stuff. We broke up because he was a jackass, not because I left him for a girl. I didn't even meet the girl that came after him for months

>>5818603
same tbqh
but he isn't that bad, I have a harder time envisioning sex with obese rich men

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>>5818603
>tfw will never be a 9/10 blonde to sell my pucci to an old richfag so i can live without having to work

kill me.

>>5818619
There's a gym somewhere always open and oldfags are even more desperate than straight oldfags.

>>5818611
>he dated a boy
>they broke up
>he was a "jackass" (probably means he wasn't OK with a threesome with a woman)
>hes now dating a woman
AAAAAADIEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABIAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAASCUMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Daily reminder to not feed the biscum.
They eventually go away and take their filth with them.

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>>5818603
>tfw no money

>>5818626
I wasn't okay with the threesome, I don't like cheaters. I also don't like physical abuse and not being allowed to have friends

>>5818606

Well, if you ever saw it, you would even
understand his sentiment.

>>5818635
You right green frog, you right.

>>5818635
Feed meeeee Seymore!

>>5818635
why would you want ann to go away? ;-;

also bi guys make better/more loving bfs tbqh :3

>>5818669
I like to think I'm more loving :3

>>5818669
>>5818674
jesus didn't die for this weak shit

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>>5818625
I'm really grossed out by old ppl irl, though.
The oldfags in the sauna room at my gym are always creepy af and smell like death.

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>>5818635
>tfw you'll never date a 37 year old bisexual dad who accidentally got his prom date pregnant
>tfw you'll never look his adult kids in the eye and tell them you're fucking their dad

>>5818677
You're right, I've gotta suck dick LIKE A MAN!

>>5818686
iktf TT_TT

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>>5818686
>tfw you'll never take the anal virginity of your daddy bf's 18 year-old son

why life

>>5818669
Thanks bb.
>>5818684
Truth. There's this one hairy walrus-esque guy at my gym. I've only ever seen him doing body weight exercises and grunting loudly in the sauna.

>>5818699
>almost 2MB
>320x180
did you save this gif while browsing your 2008 ipod touch like how the fuck

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>>5818699
im not an expert on reaction images but what face is this or even waht emotion is this expressing

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>>5818706
Blame the /hm/ fags, they can't even create proper gifs of underaged people.

>>5818722
his body is so large and bulky it looks like he'd have difficulties moving efficiently

are bis not embarrassed of being this >>5818669 obvious? baka

>>5818729
>tfw not bulky enough to have mobility problems.

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>>5818722
/hm/fags can't do anything right
last time I was there, a thread supposedly about cocks was just all about some racial justice shit

>>5818729
do you really believe this? sour gay grapes

>>5818731
if you only knew how much i dislike pussy...

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>>5818729
He's a severe manlet, though.
Quite flexible when he's being fucked upside-down.

>>5818734
Holy shit amirite, /hm/ must be the most SJW infested board on the chin.
No matter what kind of thread you're lurking, there's ALWAYS a faggot that will be "hmm not enough niggers, you racist pigs".

>>5818734
It's not fags sadly, /hm/ was invaded by females turmblrinas a long time ago, they never left.

That's why we have a shitload of threads about youtubers, sub-celebrities, bieber and discussions instead of porn.

>>5815020
If you hate Bis so much, why are you always hitting on them then!?

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>>5818743
yeah like
>thread about middle eastern men
>OMG MOST OF THESE ARE MIXED WITH WHITE SHITLORDS

>>5818747
>invaded by female tumblrinas
You're right. Guess I never thought that they would use it, but it makes complete sense.

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>tfw no bf to hotdog me to sleep

>>5818738
holy shit try harder next time

>>5818737
sour? how?
looks like his body is so bulky and tight that he wouldn't be able to touch his toes

>>5818774

Hot dogging is fun.

>tfw met up with friends for dinner
>tfw it wasn't a trap