/mascgen/ the revenge edition

>>5809184
Whiskey. A lot. Just fuck me man. Anything, as long as I drink enough to almost be hospitalized.

>>5809184
>getting rid of the most important rule

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Vodka. Anything vodka.

Cold glass of milk/water is also acceptable.

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>>5809180
I don't have any, but I know some people who have generalized anxiety disorder. I try to be sensitive but to me it just seems like White People Being Nervous: The Disease

My uncle is bipolar though

>>5809184
If I'm at a bar I order margaritas or vodka lemonade if I've already been drinking vodka that night

>>5809195
Don't shitpost?

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Does anyone else feel like taking care of a drunk is about 10x more irritating than it is taking care of literally anyone else, even if they're dying, sick, bleeding out, high, etc?

It's just some next level fuckery unless you're also drunk.

>>5809184
>lifting
>drinking alcohol
Say goodbye to your gains

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>>5809195
Oh yeah also
>post bara dudes

>>5809184
Can butches hang here too? I like masculine sensibilities.

Anyway, craft beer and bourbon whiskey.

>>5809215
You mean butch lesbian?

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>>5809208
Would depend on the situation, anon. Like is the drunkard a cute goofy fellow or is this drunkard an obnoxious attention seeking asshat?

Best friend was the asshat when he was drunk. Ruined every drinking night really.

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>>5809184
I don't drink desu. I just don't like how I feel when I drink.

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>>5809194
Fireball is the closest I'll get to whiskey but apparently that's candy-tier

A favorite drink of mine is to mix Fireball with Angry Orchard and call it Angry Balls

I love both it and the name

>>5809215
yeah welcome I guess just mind the bara dudes and avoid bringing and responding to pissy trip drama

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>>5809228
I can't stand any types honestly. Even the 'cute goofy fellow' becomes really annoying throughout the night. I just don't like drinking out, which stemmed from me seeing how awful people get when drunk, and so now I'm always the sober guy.

It's fine though, but was just asking if anyone else felt similarly.

>>5809234
Drinking alcohol inhibits the bodies ability to synthesis protein. Excessibpve alcohol consumption causes decrease in muscle mass.

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>>5809208
My old roommate's ex gf turned into a pre-schooler when she drank. She literally had to be dragged into the apartment and carried to bed, and she was squealing and giggling and slurring the entire time. Everytime it happened I'd just give my roommate Jim Face and he'd be like, "I know"

I hated her and she hated me.

I won tho she got dumped and we're still bros

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>>5809246
I feel that way desu. I find people say the boringest things when they drink.

>>5809249
Nice. I plan to keep my hard earned gainz.

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>>5809246
My best friend was the only one I got annoyed with when it came with drinking with someone. There was this guy I used to work with who'd become really goofy cute drunk. We sat together talking about random stuff and his guilty pleasure was being a huge Taylor Swift fan. Funny fellow he was.

Are you also drunk while you start getting annoyed by other drunk peeps or no?

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>>5809271
>>5809246
I unno. Drinking gives me liquid courage. When I drink, I don't give a shit about how I dance and I can flirt more aggressively, which actually sometimes helps land dudes. But yeah being the only sober person is kind of miserable which is why I try to avoid being that person. Besides Uber everywhere

ALSO MY ROOMMATE JUST PLAYED THIS SO NOW YOU ALL HAVE TO LISTEN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lAIGb1lfpBw

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>>5809271
Easily the 'im going to pretend im a funny drunk' types are the worst. Or the 'i just took a sip of this kool aid and omg whooaaa im soooo drunnkkk'. Just end it, I'd rather be helping kids with nose bleeds @ the rec center.

>>5809258
>I won tho she got dumped and we're still bros
Nice. Guess all that suffering turned out supreme.

>>5809282
>Are you also drunk while you start getting annoyed by other drunk peeps or no?
Nah, I'm never drunk publically. My unfortunate motherly instincts kick in and I just have to watch over them (on top of the already mentioned fact I hate possibly being an annoying drunk, so I don't allow it). After the nights over I'll go home, drink whatever is around, and hit the bed. About as drunk as I ever get.

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>>5809297
>motherly instincts kick in and I just have to watch over them
actually attractive tbqh
I'm the opposite though I refuse to drink alone unless I have to pre-game really quick for something and then head out because I haven't found any alcoholic drink that tastes better than soda.

>>5809294
I don't find being the only sober one miserable at all. It's usually entertaining watching people embarrass themselves. I'd rather not talk to them though. But I can only stand it at events, parties, etc. If it's just me and someone else it's annoying, because I have to talk to them.

>>5809306
Try a long island ice tea sometime

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>>5809184
>What's your go-to drink?
I don't have one really. I guess it's because the only times I drink is when I go to clubs (like once a year) and everything there tastes about the same to me.

I never got drunk either. Not because of some moral stuff or anything like that. I just can't. There's a point where I've just had enough and just the smell of a drink makes me feel sick, but I don't really feel any different than when I'm sober at that point.

Also, I need to renovate my bara dudes collection. All this mascgen is making me run out of pictures.

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>>5809311

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>>5809306
Majority of popular drinks just incorporate soda. I've just never found a reason to buy anything other than some whiskey, some lemon and/or lime, and some vodka. Not all together at once obviously.

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>>5809310
>I'd rather not talk to them though
This is exactly the problem with being sober. I prefer being a participant rather than an observer, I guess

>>5809311
I think I did once and isn't it a combination of like 3 alcohols and hits you really hard? Either way it was awful. Also maybe doesn't help that I've never liked tea, iced or otherwise

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>>5809316
>All this mascgen is making me run out of pictures.
I'm just ripping from tumblr blogs tbqh. Actually just one and it's like over 40 pages long and all of the pictures are great if they don't have nudity. It's my secret though I can't share ;O

>>5809331
Apparently vodka is like the gay alcoholic swiss army knife. It goes well with everything. However I absolutely detest the taste of it alone like in a shot or something.

>>5809349
>It's my secret though I can't share
Come on, don't be like that.

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>>5809400
but then the market value will depreciate

plus like bara tumblrs are a dime a dozen here's some
http://muscle-bears.tumblr.com/
http://xcomp.tumblr.com/
http://koutabara.tumblr.com/

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>>5809420
>but then the market value will depreciate

cheaper bara is good

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>>5809430
all bara is good

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>>5809436

True dat

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So after thinking about how shit the weekend /mascgen/ was and how (relative) quality weekday /mascgen/ threads are, I don't think there's anything to be done to save weekend mascgens from shitposters

Obviously nobody can stop people from making mascgens, but I think it's best to just accept weekend mascgens will be shit, and go outside or something crazy like that.

Life without a smartphone is painful. Not even the everyday stuff, but no ability to flirt with someone instantaneously is fucked up.

>>5809474
I thought this was the norm strategy, just leave when the shitposters are restless. It's at least what I do.

>>5809474
Just wait until spring/summer/any break.

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>>5809502
I just saw a lot of people being like
>/mascgen/ is over
and stuff like that. Just wanted to spread the message

Nth for taking estrogen to look youthful and pretty ~~~

>>5809474
Shutup your life is boring Feelgood

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>>5809502
>Life without a smartphone is painful.
I hate how addicted I became to that shit. My previous phone's unlock screen button failed along with the battery, and replacing both things costed pretty much the same as a new phone, so I went a couple of weeks without it and fuck.

Mostly I hate not having my music with me. Some years ago you would have an mp3 thing with you as well, but nowadays there's really no point.

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>>5809538
Yeah not having music, not being able to use google maps to find the fastest transit, not being able to send a qt a message or find qts in your area. Literally going without all of that for a couple of months.

Oh well, life works out the way it does for whatever reason.

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I'm sorta annoyed by super generic profiles that are devoid of personality. Guys if you have any of this describing yourselves:
>love to laugh
>I like to have fun
>I'm always up for going on an adventure
Then cut that shit out because it is worth less than nothing.

>>5809577
I agree with you, but at the same time I never know what to write down in my profile description.

My current one is simply:

"Looking for friends and dates."

I feel that if I put something like "Looking someone to talk with until 4 am about the meaning on life, have sex, and then eat ice cream." I will reveal my autism and still be a cliche

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>>5809611
On what platform?

My Grindr headline is
>Fight me irl
and my description is
>Likes: Nothing, Hates: Everything
But I don't give a shit about Grindr

On Tinder though I have
>[My alma mater]. One time I snuck a printer onto a roller coaster

Basically you should say something to stand out, but again, it depends on what app

>>5809630
I've been rottating them just to see what they're like. Currently giving Growlr a try. Too many guys that labeled themselves bears because they just gave up, and a couple that tried to guilt me into going out with them. But I've had some good chats, and it seems that I have a date on Sunday.

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>>5809649
GET IT

I have Grindr, Scruff, OKC, and Tinder. And a weird one called Coffee meets Bagel

But the first four just seem like they have all the same guys

>>5809658
Yeah. Grindr and hornet have exactly the same people here.

Growlr has cometely different people which is nice. But it also has the 'global' bears stuff, so I've got messages from super hot guys who are like 4000 miles away from me. It makes me sad.

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>>5809671
Maybe I'll give it a try again but the last time I downloaded it it was just the same people.

Who knows. Maybe it's time I took the bear plunge and just go full, unself-conscious chaser

>>5809677
It can't hurt to give it a try.

I wish I could be more carefree about it as well. Every time I'm meeting with a guy I think of all the possible things that could go wrong or why it wouldn't work, and basicall give up when I'm finally getting what I wanted.

>>5809728
Well I downloaded again and sure enough there's a lot of overlap with a couple of odd ones out

I don't even have a profile picture and I'm getting messages. Are people serious?

How many of you here look like these Baradudes you post?

And how many of you here like femboys or boys who aren't very muscular but do what you teach them?

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>>5809967
this is me desu

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>>5810042
and this is the type of guy I would like to have as a partner in my life

>>5810044
>skips leg day
Dropped

>>5809184
I'm trying to change my go to drink from gin and tonic to something else as gin makes me a sleepy drunk.

>>5810668
Diet redbull and vodka

>>5810696
Yeah, I think I'm gonna have to move back to vodka. Im not convinced by red bull though, regardless of the diet aspect. The sweeteners are gonna cause you to spike

>mascgen
>not even one single picture of a masculine guy has been posted

gay men have the weirdest concept of masculinity

>>5810749
Karsk: vodka and coffee
Even better: Wiskey and coffee

>>5810776
Karsk is moonshine and coffee.

>>5810779
Only if you're an inbred tronder

>>5810782
Oh, you're a kebab.

>>5810776
So like,a shot of vodka and a shot of expresso?

>>5810788
Espresso*

I hate myself so much right now for that fatal error

>>5810787
No, just not born in a barn. We have Vinmonopolet where I come from, not yer uncle's firepiss that'll leave you blind after five sips.

>>5810791
Don't be a fedora.
Just have vodka in your Americano. If you take it in an espresso you'll get drunk real fast. Use normal amounts of water (americano) and enjoy your drink.

>>5810793
A good karsk can be heavenly, it's a shame if you've never tasted it. Sitting by the fireplace in the summer, watching the stars with a nice cup of karsk.
Vodka is wasted in coffee to be quite honest, I'd rather drink it with a gherkin.

>>5810800
>Sitting by the fireplace in the summer, watching the stars with a nice cup of karsk.
>fireplace
>stars
>summer
>summer
>summer
wut

>>5810805
When you move outside the city and there's no light pollution, you can still see stars. You know that right?

>>5810805
>innawild
>make fire
>no clouds
>drink that stuff

>>5809221
Yes.
>>5809235
Consider it done.

>>5810809
Not in summer you can't. Not in Karsk-land. The stars aren't visible during summertime because it never really gets dark. Where do you live anon?

>>5810810
This be better

>>5810812
I live in karsk-land. August is still summer to me, if we're lucky we get to see the aurora borealis in august as well.
I remember one time at a festival called 'eat the rich' there was this italian backpacker that was just astounded at the sight of it.

>>5810815
So when you said summer you actually meant the least remaining two weeks of summer, not summer in itself.

>aurora borealis in august
You say it like it's something special, anon. You can see it in June and July too under the right circumstances. Unless you live in the overpopulated south that is.

>I remember one time at a festival called 'eat the rich'
'Spis de rike'? Please tell me it wasn't a collection of bad wigger rap music.

>>5810823
No, punk festival. But most people are there for the people and drinking.

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>go to this "Vector Workshop" cause my 3d vector knowledge is lacking
>hosted by cambridge university, im worried that ill be the stupidest person there
>mfw it was actually 2D vectors
>mfw it was a workshop designed for people struggling in community college at basic mechanics
>mfw i just spent 4 hours of my life going over GSCE-level maths over and over again with a bunch of underachievers

for fucks sake
i travelled for 2 hours to do this shit

>>5810836
>Should have spent the time shitposting

>>5810840

exactly

so many memes, so little time

>>5810812
Where do you live? Scandinavia ?

>>5810852
Well yes. And you?

>>5810836
>go to workshop
>find out you're better than everyone
>anon still feels disappointed instead of ecstatic
what is wrong w/ u

>>5810860
Germany. Want to visit Scandinavia some day though. Hiking must be great up there. Do you have any recommendations?

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>>5810911
Not him, but yeah, it's pretty great.
This weekend I'm hiking to find a 'hidden' cabin, it's not marked on any maps but I think I know how to get there.

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>>5810922
>no comfy cabin in the woods for you and your bf

Beware of cannibals, anon. What would be a better start for hiking ? Sweden, Norway or Finland ? My cousin also traveled the fjords by canoe. That sounds pretty cool too.

I wonder if a hot masc body will ever make up for my 2/10 face

>>5810911
It is great. The nature is the only reason I still live here. I'm in Norway so I can give you a few tips on hiking here.

I recommend any of the national parks. Reinheimen NP is great for climbing steely barren mountains. Rondane NP has a lot of rolling hills and become a color feast in autumn when the grouse season kicks in. Hardangervidda and Dovre have packs of wild reindeer that sometimes blocks the mountain passes completely.
Generally speaking the west with the fjords and tall mountains are best for uphill and mountain hiking and the east is better for long foresty hikes.

Sweden doesn't have that many steep mountains but they have large tundra areas and forests. Depends on what you like to hike in.

>>5810934
>my 2/10 face
Post face. People say this stuff, it's never true.

>>5810938
It fucking is though. I am hideous.

>>5810935
Mountains are more interesting IMO. Ever since I was in the Gebirgsjäger I prefered mountains.
Thanks for the tipps, so hiking during autumn would be the best choice.
Maybe I have some spare time this year. Depends if I manage to finish my bachelors degree in time (and the money).

>>5810945
You sound like a flaming queen, m8

>>5810948
You should, but beware of the money bit. Norway and Sweden are both expensive countries. I recommend sleeping in your car (if you drive up that is) rather than hotels or hostels, and stocking up on cheap food before you go.

>>5810949
I'd rather be a flaming queen but cute than be masc and hideous like I am

>>5810954
https://howhot.io/
If you don't post a pic here or on /soc/ then try this. Maybe it'll help or it'll completely destroy you.

>>5810953
I don't own a car (poor student) so driving up there is not an option. And money is a huge issue for me desu. I'll have to do some research about the prices there.

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>>5810966
I got 3 hmms, 4 oks and 3 nices
yep, I'm pretty fucking ugly

apparently uglier than pic related

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>>5810973
Assuming that this is you but you don't want to admit it.
The neuronal network gives this person most likely a lower rating because he doesn't smile. Smiling individuals generally appear to be more attractive.
Losing weight and getting a new haircut should help too.

>>5810966
If the weather is on your side you can bring a tent, if you own one, and get by fine by foot. Also look into buying those meals ready to eat. At least here the army has a yearly sale where you can get good deals on those.
Most water you find in streams is also drinkable.

Even if the weather isn't that good, camping is still an option. One of my friends, before he became a father, and I used to take a ferry up north and bike back home during summers.

>>5810973
that's not me, just a pic that was posted on gaygen
thanks for boosting my confidence with that pic btw

Who is the hottest person on masc gen?

>>5810973
It guessed that I was 37 and that I'm hot.
I'm only 25...

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>>5811041
I got 28 and hot
I'm 24 though so I guess it's a little accurate?

>>5811041
Well it guessed my age right (22)
I feel so fucking ugly

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>>5811048
imo a good haircut and decent body can get every guy to at least a 6/10

>>5810934
No, it never does. What actually ends up happening is if you actually care about your body enough to work out & eat right, you also start caring about your face.

Most people don't have deformed faces (actually deformed and not omggggg my nostrils are like totally uneven omgggg), therefore a better routine would completely upgrade them.

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I like big thighs.

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>>5811309
I like big hairy muscular calves

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>>5811331

I like thick uncut dick

>>5810954
>I'd rather be attractive fem than ugly masc

No shit. Anyone would rather be attractive anything than ugly anything else. But you're ugly AND fem personality. That must suck.

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>>5811355
Don't we all.

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>>5811309
I feel like legs are something you develop an appreciation for after things like arms and chest. Like whenever I'm waiting on a squat rack and gym bros are squatting or doing deadlifts with tree trunk thighs it's just like, "oh don't rush, I'll wait. Yeah keep squatting that's totally fine."

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>>5811391
They own the gym essentially. That's why you either lift very early in the morning or have you own at home gym; which can get expensive.

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>>5811355
Why do some dudes have an obsession with uncut? I was talking to a guy once and he told me that uncut dicks drive him wild

Is it really that much better? It just makes me more sensitive tbqh

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>>5811398
Oh I wasn't complaining I was just saying it's like free eye candy. Especially when they wear like lycra shorts that cling to their legs that show off every contour. It's great.

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>>5811402
It's a psychological condition where they lost it after birth because they had retarded parents who have no decency and are extremely over controlling to destroy their son's sexual life. They love it because they wish they had it, plus being uncut is one of the best masculine things to be because real men have foreskin.

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>>5811402
They look a lot better to me. I think it's, because they don't have a scar and they usually don't look as dry. I don't like the ones that have excessive foreskin, but they aren't very common anyway.

>>5811410
>tfw cut and beefy
>tfw will never be a real man
>tfw might as well transition
;_;

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>>5811422
or you can restore it.

http://tlctugger.com/

>>5811355
>tfw I have a thick uncut dick, but its ugly as fuck
ah well, not like anyone was ever gonna see it.

>>5811450
>ugly as fuck
literally what
it's actually impossible to have an ugly thick uncut dick

>>5811458
Lol, not everyone has that smooth skin porn dick I'm afraid.
I got a heavy dose of fordyce spots when I was 12, so its ruff skin and it ruined my perineal raphe so its a dark line on the base, looks discolored.

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>>5811465
Smooth skin on uncut dick is pretty much the norm. It isn't like porn stars are exceptional in this sense. Sucks that happened to you.

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>>5811419
This perspective agitates my macrophilia
>tfw you will never randomly shrink to 6 inches tall
>tfw you will desperately never find the nearest help available
>tfw this man will never look straight down on you and say, "Well what do we have here?"
>tfw he'll never pick you up in his strong hands and take you home to keep as his pet, caring for you and expecting you to pleasure him when he wants
It's a weird fetish

>>5811465
Ford spots are normal no one really cares. People throw more of a fit in regards to penile papules.

> smooth skin porn dick
Of course not, but some of us actually have realistic expectations as to what a dick looks like and don't expect every dick to look like a glass dildo.

Still stand firm in my belief it's not as unattractive as you think it is. Guaranteed if most guys ACTUALLY described what their dick looked like (ie including mention of 'the pearls', spots, discoloration, excess skin, no foreskin, bends, etc.), we'd all be assuming there are no good dicks in the world.

>>5811486
its as bad as this guy desu
http://hyfractor.blogspot.no/2011/08/day-1.html
its just not some bumps.

>>5811493
tbqh i can't even tell if he's taking pictures of his dick, balls, or the underside of some crocs, how the fuck does someone take such bad angle photos

But that dude seems to have gotten treatment and the dick looks much better now, although he even states that he broke the rules and now some have returned. So go get that treatment b u d

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>>5811484
What about this?

>>5811504
They don't offer that treatment here. They do offer treatment for bdd instead.

>>5811506
that photo doesn't really trigger macrophilia
now, actual height differences like a lot of the porn that armond guy does can trigger it, mostly because he's so small and the guys look giant in comparison

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>>5811506
I've been subscribed to that guy's YouTube channel for years. I don't know if he's gay or if he's just narcissistically obsessed with his own size, because he does tons of comparison and domination videos with exclusively with guys. Never dominating or comparing with a woman

>>5811512
Really? Not the laser surgeries nor the creams/gels? If neither are available, guess all you're left with is ensuring your diet and hygiene are A+ in hopes it relieves itself eventually, or at least minimizes.

>>5811533
Have tried creams, didn't work. For laser surgery you have to get a referral to a clinic that offers it and since doctor and dermatologists considers fordyce spots normal, they suggests psychological treatment for possible body dysmorphic disorder for being concerned/anxious over a body part that is in their words normal.

>>5811543
That's completely fucked up sorry m8. Is there any way you could get treatment in another country, much like people who want plastic surgery tend to go off to korea for it?

>>5811554
Its an option sure but it would cost me.

>>5811484
I kinda ktf t b h

>>5811493
>http://hyfractor.blogspot.no/2011/08/day-1.html
is there a treatment for Pearly penile papules?
I knew fordyce sports could be lazered, but PPP?

>>5811402
i got mine cut when I was 19 due to my foreskin being too tight and I can genuinely say it was a decision I made for myself.
I would rather have (what is percieved as others to be) a reduced sexual sensitivity, than have had a foreskin so tight, I couldn't even pull it back over the head of my dick.

I can say, that my dick works fine. It's sensitive when it needs to be and not sensitive when it's not needed to be.

>>5811684

I heard that even if you have them removed they will just come back.

I've got them and have never had any guys bring them up; pretty sure everyone knows it's totally harmless.

>>5811699

Why not just get a semi-circum?

>>5811699
some people legitimately have an excruciatingly tight foreskin grip

however, an overwhelming majority of people just needed to work on it over a period of time. Most fully functional uncut dudes slowly pulled back the skin over months, hence why they can now fully retract without a problem. Kind of unfortunate a lot of parents are unaware of this and doctors too, allowing the skin to continue to get tighter as the person grows.

>>5811402

I don't have an obsession it's just a preference; if I like a guy and he's got a cut dick there's no problem. I don't see what's wrong with preferring dicks that aren't surgically altered for the sake of aesthetics, especially without the persons consent.

I live in the UK and I'd guess that to most people circumcising a baby is a strange thing to do.

>>5811020
SilentProtagonist

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My best friends forgot my birthday today.
Thinking about hitting the gym and then I dont know after that.
What should I do mascgen?

>>5811744
Happy Birthday!

Well, you should eat like a king, and then after that you should do something you enjoy. Maybe something you haven't allowed yourself to enjoy because you've been too busy or what have you.

>>5811744
Happy birthday anon!

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>>5811744
Do you have your birthday set in fb? That's usually how people remember for me. Anyways happy birthday! Have a drink and then make gay sex happen to you

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>>5809184

Cider or beer. Then vodka.

>>5810973

I got "Ok" and "Nice" on two photos. It also thinks I'm 22/25 when I'm 21. The thing is - I don't care about it. It's AI. Reality has told me otherwise.

>>5811730

> I live in the UK and I'd guess that to most people circumcising a baby is a strange thing to do.

Seconded.

>>5811744

Happy Birthday anon! Buy yourself a treat and watch a film :>

>>5811711
This was my case. I had to put some dick cream on and pull my foreskin back every day for a couple of weeks and now it's ok.

I was 12 when I did that tho.

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>>5811872
Its a steroid cream very common. Much better method than circumcision. Doctors prefer cutting because that's more money in their pocket since they sell your foreskin afterward to cosmetic companies.

>>5811888
>that image
C U T E
but the worst kitchen style

>>5811892
>but the worst kitchen style

Gays will be gays I guess

>>5811906
if the kitchen ain't right, the whole house is fucked

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>>5811892
>>5811906
>>5811919
Who cares? Its functional, its a fuckung kitchen. You're all really faggy if you give a shit about kitchen designs.

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>>5811930
You do realize that kitchen design does impact the functionality of a kitchen? Or are you legitimately one of those retards who thinks design = color.

>caring about your home is 'really faggy'
>wanting the best tools available to provide for your family is 'really faggy'
What's actually faggy is the fact that you lack any self control and couldn't stop yourself from replying to the kitchen discussion

>>5811951
Blah blah blah all I hear is "I'm a stupid faggot"

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>>5811930
Well designed and decorated homes just make a man look in control of his life and sexy.

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>>5811930
This desu

You don't know if they chose this kitchen style or it came with the apartment/house. Rarely when you get an apartment do you care about the kitchen style. It sounds retarded to even say it. You look for a billion other way more important things.

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>>5811961
I'm glad you're comfortable being a retard.

>>5811964
A man in control of his aesthetics controls the world he lives in. Just how life works. I would expect a bunch of fellow bara men/lovers to understand this concept, but apparently it's too difficult.

>>5811930
>>5811951
>>5811961
>>5811964
>>5811974
>>5811986

Can we all just agree that a nice kitchen can be appreciated and is favourable to one that isn't considered 'nice'? On top of that, no one knows the circumstances in which those individuals ended up with such a kitchen, as one anon pointed out (>>5811974).

>>5811987
Yes I can.

Although what >>5811974 points out is a related discussion but somewhat different, in which the owners of the location (if they really are...) aren't in a positive financial situation to actually have the ability to control their kitchen design. Really just goes to show how much your home does say about you, but again we don't really even know if that is theirs.

>>5811766
>>5811779
>>5811855
Thanks guys!
>>5811796
I used to. This year I turned it off as an experiment to see who remembered.
One person remembered and I don't really consider them my best friend.

>>5811964
It doesn't do either of those. But you're free to judge a man by his kitchen style. That's your prerogative.

>>5812006

I wouldn't take it to heart anon. A lot of people are over-reliant on technology these days.

>>5812006
Np anon, come around these woods and I'll cook for you.
I've found a lot of people rely on FB for birthdays. Seems a lot of people just really struggle to remember birthdays in general, even though there are a billion other tools to use to keep track (like a basic address book even)!

>>5812000
Kitchen style doesn't say much about a person's financials. You clearly are underage or in college. In your 20s (like those people in the picture), you don't go around choosing kitchen styles. You buy an apartment because of the neighborhood, how big it is, proximity to work, how well kept it is, your budget, etc, etc. If the kitchen style sucks but it's the best among all you looked otherwise, you don't give a shit. In fact, the most important part of a kitchen is the size relative to your needs. Most people can't afford to buy a newly made condo with your preferred kitchen style at that age.

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>>5811987
I honestly didn't have a problem with would I could see of the kitchen in that pic but I thought that not caring about how your place looks is stupid and childish. Also islands are the best things to have in a kitchen hands down.

>>5812006
I mean, a birthday is such a highly specific factoid that I would only ever expect my very best friends to know it off the top of their heads and even then I don't expect them to suddenly think of it. But I think I know how you feel. I don't like drawing attention to myself and being a birthday brat or whatever, but I do greatly appreciate it when people say happy birthday without my having to remind me. It makes me think they really care about me.

>>5812033
This

My kitchen is also my dinning room and my living room.

Al least this place is easy af to keep clean.

>>5812040
Yeah don't get me wrong I'm not sobbing over it. Its just that I take effort to remember theirs and often try to celebrate with them. Its just nice to see that effort back you know?

>>5811986
Because you didn't like a kitchen style (which they could have chosen), they are not in control of the world they live in? How does this work exactly? Do you have to like the kitchen style for someone to be in control of their life? Very interesting. I never knew such a concept existed.

Also, caring about house design is almost certainly not a masc thing.

>>5812033
By the way, what you just stated doesn't contradict what I claimed. In fact, you just backed up my theory.
>You buy an apartment because of the neighborhood, how big it is, proximity to work, how well kept it is, your budget
> Most people can't afford to buy a newly made condo with your preferred kitchen style
Exactly the point I was making, thank you.

>>5812064
>not a masc thing
Except it is. Caring about your own investment is undoubtedly a masc thing. Not caring about it, much like not caring about your body enough to become a fat slob, is a fem thing.

Calling things you have no interest in 'not masc' doesn't objectively make them so.

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>>5812051
I know the feeling but not everyone is like that unfortunately. You could stubbornly try to prove a point but I feel it's better to just not be bitter about it and say something along the lines of, "Hey it's my birthday, do something to celebrate it for me"

>>5809184
3 or 4 bottles of efes followed by 2 shots of raki. Always the best way to start off the weekend

>>5812051
You could free up that mental capacity and stop putting in that effort needed to remember and celebrate others birthdays. What I've found though is once you do that, the friendship tends to drift away.
Either way, enjoy your birthday man! One year closer to death. : ^ )

>>5812076
So your point is that not choosing a kitchen style means you're not in the .001% of people in their 20s rich enough to choose? What an exciting bit of information. I shall certainly judge guys based on this.

Dude, caring about interior design is a gay stereotype and has 0 masc connotations. Sorry you haven't heard. You're either not from the US or living in a cave.

>>5812119
Living in a cave would be very masc doe

>>5812119
>caring about your home is a stereotype

I'd actually state that the way you're responding is more fem than a man who cares about his home.
>What an exciting bit of information. I shall certainly judge guys based on this.
>Sorry you haven't heard. You're either not from the US or living in a cave.

I'll stop the conversation now though, the thread doesn't really need more needless arguments.

>>5812119
>>5812119
>>5812119
>living your life to the masc

If you're so scared of kitchens why not just become straight and have a wife cook for you 24/7??

>>5812132
you judge a man by his kitchen what do you know about being masc lmao

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>>5812130
This reminded me of a guy I was chatting with who would refer to his place as a 'bear cave'


Some people take labels too seriously.

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>>5812130
wouldn't mind a hunter gatherer bf

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>>5812146
I judge his finances by his kitchen though, not how masculine he is lmao

>>5812146
You're insecurity to add labels to your sexuality beyond gay (and perhaps bear/twink) is genuinely a turn off. No wonder everyone hates masc and fem fags. Just be fags

>>5812167
*your

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>>5812150
Knew someone similar, but he wasn't a bear nor fit. Just a square dude who thought it was pretty funny to call his office the bear cave. Some people are just odd.

>>5812158
Then you will make a lot of mistaken decisions. Because you don't know if they chose it or if they like it.

For example, in the picture you assume badly of their financials, because you didn't like the kitchen style and you assumed they chose it.

So your criteria to get a financial picture is: 'do I like this kitchen?' You always assume they chose and that they like it. If you don't like a kitchen style those people have bad financials. Essentially, your style preferences determine someone's financials. But this is ridiculous right? I hope you see how silly this logic looks. Otherwise, I think your life might be a very hard one.

>>5812167
I don't care what you think is a turn off. If you hate masc gays, you shouldn't be here in the first place.

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>>5812203
A sign someone is a true fem faggot (a fussy one to boot): he still goes on about the topic even after it has ended, because he cannot possibly fathom the possibility of losing an argument that does not matter.

I recommend yoga, it's always beneficial.

>>5812167
>No wonder everyone hates masc and fem fags. Just be fags
Should be a rule in the next thread.

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>>5812203
>>5812167
>>5812158
>>5812146
Hey guys that's all well and good but can we talk about how capitalist concepts of ownership and property lead to imperialistic hegemony of culture and language

Also did anyone play MGS V

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>>5812222
>Should be a rule in the next thread.
I think that would probably be an invitation to shitposters from gay/femgen

>>5812222
You're not even addressing the issue. Just talking about fems, faggots, winning internet arguments, and other irrelevant things. I guess that's the most you can expect from someone who decides a kitchen style determines someone's life.

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>>5812238
DOWN
WITH
CAPITALISM
but also let me keep my job I need to buy a new laptop thank 2 u

>MGS V
Played really smoothly, but was let down by the story. Still light years ahead of so many other games due to how fleshed out it is.
Can't wait for Kojimas next work.

>>5812222
Why is his face a completely different color than the rest of his body..?

>>5812252
Lighting
Filters
Tanning

(my left arm is always more tanned than the other because it gets all the sun when I'm driving)

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>>5812252
I only save images I don't make them. Either bad lighting, bad photoshop, bad choice of filter, or a bad tan job.

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>>5812241
Yeah you're right. Just wish some could get over this false manufactured masc identity. Masc isn't exclusively shitting in the woods, banging sticks together while shouting about sports 24/7, and not caring about anything due to stereotypes.

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>>5812248
I like the compromise between Kojima's penchant for literally novels of exposition being hidden away in the cassette tapes. The Truth tapes and Strangelove's tapes are fantastic. And I like that the cutscenes are rare and expertly made. It makes them feel special and pivotal when they happen in between long stretches of gameplay

As for the overall story, I mostly liked it. I think Quiet's arc is the best and most complete, and I actually teared up during the last mission. Although I think it's dumb you can get her back, since what happens to her fits in nicely with the central themes of the game. But yeah, I was fucking pissed when I found out about mission 51

I hope Kojima has a character named Blonami that's this blundering idiot and you can murder him brutally in his next game

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>>5812287
Yeah.

I mean, if someone wants to be masc or fem, I don't mind. But I do wish more gay guys were actually just guys.

Or that they at least stopped hiding if they are out there.

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>>5812304
Quite a few other devs could learn from KojiCo's work. Even though MGS 4 for example was this extreme example of cinematics in games, it was actually still very well done in comparison to a lot of current games like Beyond Two Souls or any telltale games.

A lot of devs have this notion that if you create something, people MUST experience it, but the actual good devs (deus ex is another example) realize that if you keep it optional, it makes the player feel way more immersed to the game as they're rewarded for going out of their way to listen to tapes, visit places, accomplish optional missions, etc.

I really hope he does return to his horror concept. Pretty sure that's what a lot of people are dying for too, but I'd be content with anything with a Blonami character.

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>>5812328
Yeah that's also a nice little advantage to the tapes. You get relatively inexpensive to produce but absolutely crucial content that's reward for the true fans.

I got a PS4 last year when P.T. was already taken down sadly, but I don't know if I'd even be able to play it considering how much of a bitch I am with horror games. I don't know if Kojima will start up another horror venture right away, but I feel that P.T. and MGS V show promise of him developing even more subtlety and nuance to his craft, which can only reward his true fans.

But considering his bromance with Guillermo del Toro, I have a feeling a Kojima horror game isn't that far off

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>>5812375
Yeah, MGS has proven he's more than capable at keeping a series going, keeping it fresh and interesting, and yet still filled with all these tidbits that only fans who have played through previous games would completely understand. At the same time, it doesn't actively push away new players, so they can get invested and interested in the series at any point.

There were so many heavy hitters behind that potential horror game. Ito, the one behind those japanese horror mangas (like that one with the weird walls). Toro. Kojima. Would have been killer, I hope it still is. Although it might be too ambitious of a first project right after a new studio creation, but Kojima is just that crazy.

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>>5812412
I think Kojima is just such a likeable guy that he can draw talent to himself, regardless of studio. And Sony is doubling down on the great idea of making it easier for game developers to make games for their platforms, which is great. They already have an exclusive masterpiece in Bloodborne. And did you see the thirst in the PlayStation president when announcing their collaboration with Kojima? They're basically enabling an artist, which I can only hope will be good for us.

I think he's gonna be alright

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>>5812472
You're right. Besides, MGS4+5 is what Kojima produced when he clearly wanted to end the series earlier. Now he's free to work on anything he desires, so whatever the next project is, should be GOAT.

Why does nobody like me even though I've proven that im masc?

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oh jesus I never come to /lgbt/ and now suddenly there's a general that's made for me

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>>5813140
Welcome. Talk about your plan to seize the means of production and overthrow the bourgeois capitalist pigs

>>5813254
I'm working my way up the ladder a commercial laundry.

Clean sheets for the people!

>>5813045
Because you've transcended trolldom considering your post history on this board.

>>5813334
What does that mean I just want some friends.

>>5813348
You started out chasing trannies, then said you were a tranny, then chased twinks, then said you were leaving for good and all was trolling, now you are here looking for masc men. You are the golden child of trolling.

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>>5813364
There's no point replying, dude. All they care about is the (You)

Talk about what's the ideal haircut for a guy instead

>>5813383
I like the Clark gable cut or early marlon brando style.

>>5813383
contemplating shaving mine.

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>>5813391
I prefer the buzzed, but not bald haircut myself

Also I really hate Macklemore for making the Hitler youth haircut a thing. It looks so bad

>>5813383
Not him but I have to say buzzcut just because I love running my hand over a guy's really short hair. It feels nice.

Also I'm staying at my brother's place while he's away, which means I'll be using his computer.

>tfw away from my bara guys photo collection

I'm sorry, mascgen's #1 rule

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>>5813383
>Talk about what's the ideal haircut for a guy instead
I seriously have no idea why guys struggle so much with finding a suitable haircut. They always overthink shit and wind up with a ~trendy~ cut, or they don't give a fuck at all and end up looking hot as ever.

Choose wisely.

anyone else have any experience with night sweats?

about 2 weeks ago I started having extreme night sweats. My room isn't hot. Even opened my window on some nights and it's cold as fuck in london right now.

I'll wake up from 4am onwards every hour or 2 hours, in a puddle of sweat, my sheets will be damp and so will my duvet. Being tired etc I just throw a towel down and flip my duvet and go back to sleep, but it's been going on for 2 weeks now..

I drink like 3litres of water a day if not more, but I mean I piss most of that out so I doubt that's contributing.

help

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>>5813421
any of this hit home? http://www.mayoclinic.org/symptoms/night-sweats/basics/causes/sym-20050768

>>5813364
I have literal autism tbqh.

>>5813436
menopause :(

nah, none. It's not the aids either. Got tests recently.
I'm hoping it's maybe stress related? even though I'm not stressed. I have an essay due but I'm fairly chilled but maybe I've just convinced myself I'm not stressed about it

>>5813449
If you're losing any weight due to it, and it's happening regularly, you really should go see a doctor. Either way, it's always good to find ways to destress too, but yeah see a doc.

>>5813446
No you don't you're just really lonely for some reason. I guess you're the prime example of why hot people shouldn't get caught up in or with 4chan.

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>>5813472
at this point I think it's legitimately become autism
yet another example of being ~ironic~ becoming real

>>5813455
I'll hold out and see if it passes.
If it doesn't I'll have to go see a doctor.

I feel like I'm being a bit of a hypochondriac though.
I never get ill but in the past 2 months I've been to the doctor about 4 times. Not been a good year so far. Step your game up 2016

>>5813408
I refuse to deal with hair. If I wake up with bed head, it's time for a haircut.

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>>5813512
Bed head is the best. That feel when your man wakes up with bed head and you see how cute and innocent he is and you just want to fuck but you have work.

Too bad I haven't felt that feel in a while.

>>5813535
>you will never know that feel

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>>5813408
I'm down for just about any haircut that isn't super flamboyant. Like really long bangs or anything that would look out of place in a casual work setting.

>>5813600
Unf

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>>5813584
You will someday anon. And cherish it when it does.

>>5813600
There are a lot of short hair styles, but majority of them are cut relatively the same, just the styling differs.

>>5813615
Too old for that I'm afraid

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>>5813535
One thing that I have a hard time getting over is morning breath. Like, I really wanna make out when I wake up, but at the same time, I know I taste disgusting and the other guy probably does too. Especially after a night of drinking. So normally I just kiss on the lips and cuddle. Morning cuddling is best cuddling

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>>5813619
Doubt it anon.

>>5813626
I actually struggle with that too, but it's more of a personal thing. Like I don't really care if he has morning breath, but I feel awful if I have morning breath. I'm usually the first awake anyways so I'll do my routine.

>>5813626
>>5813642
I hate that we've been lied for years by movies showcasing people making out right after they wake up.

It's either sharing your morning breath or your just brushed strong mint breath which isn't a great first thing to taste in the morning either. At least for me, anyways.

>>5813642
Well, I'm too old for gay guys to consider my age group and I should begin to chase younger guys but it never feels right.

>>5813762
Try to check your tonsils or fake tonsils

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>>5813762
I have sensitive teeth so my toothpastes are typically more bland in flavor. Still slightly minty, but not really 'wow I just made out with the inside of a mentos' strong.

But yeah, hollywood is partially to blame for the idea. I mean, I think we'd all still want to makeout with our partner in the morning either way so eventually we find out.

>>5813788
What is your age group, if you don't want to get particular give a 10 or 20 year age range. While I'm sure it's more difficult (as is the norm per age), I don't think it's completely impossible. Maybe I'm just too optimistic though.

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>>5809184
This whole thread triggers me. I can't gain weight. Fuck this gay earth and fuck genetics

>>5813842
skeletons please leave

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>>5813842
go for ottermode

>>5813842
>genetics
I really doubt your genetics have something to do with it, anon. Unless you are really tall and lanky, but still you should be able to gain weight (it would require you to gain quite a lot before it starts showing though)

As someone who was once put into a weight gain diet by his doctor, I'm pretty sure that you're simply not eating enough.

You should try start counting calories and trying to figure out how many you need in order to start gaining weight. Work on reach the required amount for two weeks to a month. If you don't see results, try to increase your ingest of calories. If you still don't see results, go see a doctor because you might have health issues.

>>5813842
>can't gain weight
I have the opposite problem. I can, pretty easy, but it all goes to my thighs, bum, and stomach. Which means just extra time at the gym because I wasn't blessed with even fat spread smdh

>>5813887
>thighs, bum, and stomach
>wasn't blessed with even fat spread

where else should it go though?

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>>5813906
All in the cheeks bb.

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>>5813842
Just eat American food. Lots of it.

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>>5813952
that pic is masc gone wrong

>>5813805
30s

>>5814079
Definitely not too old man. Maybe you're physically insecure, but your age isn't an issue at all.

>>5813472
Thanks for calling me hot.
Id probably date you bby.

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>>5814070
Not really.

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>>5814135
reminds me of tobias

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>>5814149
He does sorta. Not so much in this one though.

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>>5813952
>>5814135
>>5814164
SP why ya gotta trip here, mayne. You're like the only good trip but it lures other trips

Also I've never really cared for shaved bald. Even with a beard it just looks... not great.

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>>5814220
>Even with a beard it just looks... not great.

Blasphemy. Bald and beard combo is so hnnnggg manry.

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>>5814246
>that lazy eye
It's like what a pug would look like if it were transformed into a human.

>>5814269
It's really not that bad

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Goddamn it I HAVE to stop listening to the Bloodborne soundtrack but they're all so amazing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VLOlOFO5Udw

I've absolutely loved this game, and it's almost over for me. There's so much good shit here, like horror, tragedy, despair, profound fear of the unknowable, and intense action

At least I'll get another dose with Dark Souls 3 coming out soon but I doubt it'll give as much downright absolutely disgusting eldritch horror creature designs

>>5809194
my nigga

beer is for pussies or when you are thirsty
if you want to get drunk is >40% or nothing

>>5809246
how can you not have fun while drunk?
I love it
I hate drinking and the day after but when Im drunk I love everyone and everyone loves me
I cant see myself being happy without alcohol or other drugs but that says more about me than alcohol
its still really fun

>>5814606
I just can't. Not being in control is just a nightmare, and the thought of being a burden on someone else while drunk is nnnnnnnnope

>>5814439
Bloodborne is a masterpiece. While I love the dark souls setting, nothing will top BB's setting. So thoroughly well done. The amazement you feel when you first see an amygdala is A+

>>5809430
thats the guy from where the bears are
Im ashamed I enjoyed that series as much as I did

>>5814616
> Not being in control is just a nightmare
I never got that
Im not going to say that I beheave the same as when im sober, but when I get high on anything I still feel me and trust my own judgement
I always know what I consider right or wrong

thats why when I drink I dont drive fast or do stupid shit, I even avoid downtown in case there's cops
I dont like driving high as fuck thats why dont smoke too much if im driving or I dont drive at all

never have I ever felt that I wasnt in control of my own body and ive gotten kinda fucked up
acid is different, thats when you arent sure of anything and you have to rely purely on you sense of logic because your feelings will make you insane

>>5814647
>thats why when I drink I dont drive fast
Or drive at all I hope tbqhwyf

>>5814617
I wanted to watch the show because of the eye candy, but the first episode made me cring pretty bad because of how horribly stereotypical the characters were. Some months later I came across another episode and they were planning a wedding, with one guy freaking out about everything like a bride would do, and that didn't preciselly help.

I guess in a way it was a satire, but it's a satire that I've seen in literally every show with gay couples as characters, so I just couldn't watch anything more than that.

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>>5814616
It sounds like you need to work on loosening up, dude. You can get buzzed and not be totally incompetent.

Also I had the most fantastic reveal of Amygdala. I was trucking on through Forbidden Forest when some guy gives me an item and tells me to hang a right from the Grand Cathedral. I die shortly afterward so I'm like, lol, sure why not. I go to the door leading to Yahargul and get picked up and I'm like, "WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT"

Then I wake up in the Lecture Hall and trek to the Nightmare Frontier and I'm like, "Where the fuck am I? Why is that thing's head sideways? I can't even recognize body parts on that thing? OH GOD THIS LAKE IS POISON." And then I died.

Nightmare Frontier hit me like a goddamn wall of WHAT THE FUCK because up until that point it had been mostly werewolves and zombies and creepy castles but then all of a sudden NOPE TENTACLE MONSTERS AND IMPOSSIBLE SKELETON BRIDGES

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>>5814668
>It sounds like you need to work on loosening up, dude.
No thx im fine hbu
I'm actually a light drinker so getting past the point of buzzed is too easy

>NOPE TENTACLE MONSTERS AND IMPOSSIBLE SKELETON BRIDGES
lol yeah, they did a phenomenal job building everything up. It gets so twisted and fucked up, but yet you keep wanting more.

Fuck the big whale dudes though. Fuck them and their dives. God fucking shit.

>>5813140
>suddenly
Fatten up was always here

>>5814714
Gaygen, even.

But you're all probably big boys who mistake being fat with masculinity

>>5814657
dont be a sheep
there is no danger in me drinking in driving
Im fat and big and have a high resistance to alcohol
If I cant drive I wont drive, but getting to that point is really hard for me
I drink half litter of ginebra/vodka/gin a night
Im the only one in my group of friends that drinks things with 40 plus alcohol and im always the soberest one
the reason why I drink strong drinks is because I cant get drunk from beer
literally it takes me too much time and effort, id much rather just drink gin tonic or vodka with sprite or ginebra with grapefruit soda

that being said, I never go fast and there is noone around while im driving, the only thing I fear is other drunk drivers because there are plenty of them in my city at night
and they are retarded, like everyone of them
I used to hate being in a car with someone drunk because they would always drive so recklessly

I dont know how this comment got so long
drink and drive

>>5814665
I fell in love multiple times watching that show
but yes, other than cute guys it has nothing to offer

I just shaved my pubes/ass

Can I still hang out with you guys

>>5814726
Oh you have a high tolerance. Makes sense then, driving is always out of the equation for me because I just don't unfortunately.

>>5814732
That seems to be a lot of shows, great eye candy, but completely dull otherwise. Why can't we have an interesting show with eye candy?!

>>5814732
>>5814757
What amazes me is that most gay themed shows (or shows with gay characters) are all like "down with heteronormativity gurrrls it's ok to be queer" and then a gay couple appears were it's obvious one guy is the man and the other one is the women, as if they're trying to say "look, straight people, we are just like you and do the same things you do!"

I find it very contradictory.

So, semi lewd talk. What do you like to do right after sex? (Or masturbating really good if you haven't done it yet)

Personally, I get hungry as hell, sometimes for something sweet, others for something salty. Ice cream and chips are my to go-to post sex snacks.

Also peeing right after cumming feels like having one more bite of that orgasm cake I've just had.

And well, cuddling of course.

>>5814757
because for that to happen it has to make sense in the story
where the bears are is just eye candy, good series are about the story, characters whatever..

when you put gays in it you are in a way marketing it and reducing its quality
like when you get angry when they change a character to make him black
its not that it shouldnt be black, its that making it black poisons the show with a political stand

like when in steven universe they slide some sjw bullshit, it feels out of place
I want entertainment in my entertainment, I dont want politics and social issues

>>5815095
if I werent a virgin Id say cuddling
what I like to do is get really high, take my time and cum after a couple hours
right after that I kind of just pass out
Ive woken up in the middle of the night with my dick out and with the sheets at knees height more than once

>tfw no masc bf to fug my bp

Hot musclebear from growlr is asking me out, and I really want to say yes, but I can get over my "every hot guy on the internet is actually a rapist/murderer/kidnapper" fear.

How do you get over that? I guess just going would help, but I wouldn't know how to stop me from running away at the last monent. It's almost an irrational fear.

>>5815785
Meet him in a public place with people around. If he seems sketchy you can just excuse yourself, apologise and leave.

>>5815897
I guess you're right.

As long as he doesn't realize it and starts following me.

>>5816108
I doubt that will happen. If you're worried about it then don't go straight home. Go for a stroll around town or take the subway to random places before going home. A bit paranoid to do perhaps but better safe than sorry.

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seriously this general should just be called Beargen. That's essentially the only thing being posted.

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>>5816161
>implying that's even remotely a problem
Plus we have football jock types too. Although that's some overlap. But honestly big strong hairy men are a best

>>5816185
Next thing you know there's going to be Ottergen, musclegen, /fit/gen, crossdressingmasculinegen and straightgen. It's all so fucking stupid.

>>5816201
You would be right if this was actually called beargen. But since most of those things you listed fit under mascgen, it shouldn't be an issue.

If people not using 4chan the way you want them to upsets you, you should probably go outside and breath some fresh air.

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>>5816201
Hang on let me put on skis for this slippery slope argument

The main distinction I see between this and other gay men gens is no tripfags and no shitposting. There's no rule saying you yourself have to be a bear to post here. We're just not very interested in whining or trip drama. Sry we're not posting twink bois I'm just posting dudes I find hot

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>>5816161
too many guys with daddy issues but better than twinks desu

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>>5816226
It's not even daddy issues dude. If they had daddy issues they would want to be smaller, helpless and weak like a young child (twink) not muscular and strong. So essentially all twinks that like big hairy burly men who top them have daddy issues not guys in this general.

>>5816338
>inb4 then they're pedophiles.
wrong because people here are strong hairy burly men who want strong hairy burly men not children.

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>>5816338
>>5816226
Whenever people say gays have daddy issues or whatever I just tell them I have a great relationship with my father who knows I'm gay and is fine with it

Also my dad is shorter than me and I'm exclusively into taller dudes so no Freudian shit there

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>>5816352
Same. My dad is like 5'4" and my bf is 6'3". Plus my dad is hairless and little to no facial hair. My bf is very hairy and has a beard. Daddy issues is a lie 90% of the time when straights try to analyze why gays are gay.

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>>5816341
Actually yeah it's pretty annoying people accuse gays of being pedos considering there's so much straight porn of "barely legal teens" and they're like, "you can consent if you're 16" creeps out there. I won't even talk to anyone younger than 20. Like I'm sorry but I need a manly actual man and not a boy

>tfw bf hates steroids
>tfw he's getting second hand test e through my cum

:)

>>5816383
>>5816385
to be honest I get where the pedo thing comes from, its usually within the masc4fem or fem4masc crowd though. But I think it has more to do with experiencing gay stuff earlier in life and not being able to let go of the past and wanting to experience the same thing over and over again.

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>>5816396
>getting testosterone through cum
>people actually believe this is possible

>>5816341
Well, I have to admit that I -might- have daddy issues because my relationship with my father was always quite erratic, especially since he found out I was gay. So maybe I want a strong hairy burly man to get what I didn't get from him (also he's short and hairless and lean).

I mean, I'm not saying that's the case, I'm just not disregarding the possibility.

But if you take the time to take a look, you'll realize that a lot of people, maybe even most of them, settle with partners that resemble one of their parents in some way, not necessarily physically.

So I don't think having a small degree of daddy issues is inherently wrong. It's true that there are more serious cases that lead to intimacy problems, though.

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>>5816397
Yeah I've seen some retarded shit said I gaygen like saying they wished they were molested when they were 12. But never wanting to molest children at least but still yeah it's fucked

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>>5816338
I was talking about how some guys post balding, wrinkly, fat, old men. None of those qualities are considered attractive generally. I was basically referring to this. A guy being hairy, tall, or muscular doesn't make him a daddy type. So I wasn't referring to, for example, the type of guy on your post.

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>>5816338
So even if I'm into this body for now, I'll have daddy issues until I get gains and grow more bodyhair?

>>5816417
yeah, or just fix ur daddy issues tbqh
or just dont give a fuck you have them
either or

>>5816408
>generally
keyword right there.

Not everyone has the same tastes. It doesn't necessarily mean they want to fuck their fathers.

I'm not particulary attracted to that kind of men either, but I can appreciate they usually have some things going for them that younger guys generally lack. Like, they tend to be more experienced and they are usually more comfortable about their sexuality and willing to explore it in more depth. And like that there are countless reasons why someone could be attracted to some kind of people.

The human brain and sexuality are complex as fuck, so it's really difficult to put a label on people without making awful generalizations.

>>5816352
>Also my dad is shorter than me and I'm exclusively into taller dudes so no Freudian shit there
But this could be analyzed as forcing yourself to be into the opposite of what your father is just so you wouldn't be called out as having daddy issues. So effectively just masking your daddy issues.

Not that it really matters, but some of you seem to get really offended at the whole daddy issues meme lol

>>5816408
When my dad was younger he looked like guy in your picture. He was hairless and muscular. I don't find that attractive at all. I like men who are bearded hairy body. Which my bf is. My dad is near 60 and I don't prefer men who are older than 40. So if anyone thinks I have daddy issues they are sadly mistaken.
>my bf is 5 years younger than me

>>5816434
By generally I mean like 95% of people. You rarely see people talking about how much they like fat, bald, wrinkly, or old guys. Specially not all together.

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>>5816448

>>5816434
Human sexuality isn't that complex. There's studies showing people agree on some basic beauty things.

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>>5816448
You know how fucking stupid you sound right now?

Just leave. Before you make yourself look even more stupid than you already are.

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>tfw leg day

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>>5816474
It's not that stupid. If you have dad issues you could foreseeably avoid anything that reminds you of him.

>>5816481
That's not how "daddy issues" manifest. By your logic you always win the case therefore everyone has daddy issues. You're stupid.

>>5816352
>>5816448
shit I do that
Im scared of what I would feel deep down

and I mean deeeep deeep down because I get grossed out pretty easily
I just cant masturbate if anything reminds me of my parents, which is hard when you are into bears
whenever I see something that reminds me of my dad on porn I get grossed out and cant fap anymore, most of the time it feels like im torturing myself for no reason

I think it has to do with my anxiety because as soon as I started on med It kind of suddenly stopped
now I dont see it anymore wich is crazy, I remember it being so annoying

I think it all started with that episode from friends
I actually think I kind of incepted that idea on my own mind
I have ADD