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Yes, another fucking sexual orientation poll edition.

http://strawpoll.me/6966733

▶Zeemaps: https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=1843968
▶Informed Consent Providers: https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/932389/Trans/Stepping%20Forward%20-%20Informed%20Consent%20Clinics.pdf
▶Trans Info Dump: http://pastebin.com/h1vLPxyV (embed) (embed) (embed)
▶Beginner makeup resources: http://masterposter.tumblr.com/post/116605714860
▶Size charts: http://www.americanapparel.net/sizing/default.asp?chart=womens.pantse_conversion_chart.php
▶Transition timelines: http://imgur.com/a/qWpxv
▶Voice Training: http://pastebin.com/dgipdsge (embed) (embed) (embed)
▶HRT info: https://web.archive.rg/web/0000000000000 http://taimapedia.org/index.php?title=Hormones
▶Voice Help: http://webjedi.net/projects/lgbtq/speech-therapy/
▶MTFG Radio https://www.dubtrack.fm/join/mtfg
▶Discord (new): https://discord.gg/0qFz5Shp1aVSTsTz
▶IRC: https://www.rizon.net/chat #mtfg

preious: >>5805531
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>>5807634
is it weird that i have dreams sometimes ithat im like 12 and get molested
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>tfw no precum soaked penis
Is that right?
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>>5807656
just masturbate if pre op
or go out and date people
not hard
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>>5807625
Looks like that buttload of flannel I bought is paying off then
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Daily reminder that ffs doesn't fix hons
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tfw ur a girl


:)
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>>5807661
>calls someone else sir
>"d-d-don't misgengender me pls ;_;"
>>5807671
most likely yes
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>>5807625
not really
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>>5807674
what do you mean by 'fix' exactly? i know i'm always going to be an unattractive hon. it's about feeling more comfortable in my own body for me.
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>>5807666
Maybe I fucking will. Thanks for taking the fun out of it.
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>tfw you havent been bullied in years
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>>5807694
It doesn't help them pass. They still look like men.

>I don't care if I'm unattractive
Do you even girl?
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>>5807701
Tumblr told me beauty is inside of us.
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>>5807643
>poll results
That moment when you realize that mtfg is full of chasers chasing each other.
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>>5807701
>do you even girl
Yes I girl which means I value my life based on whether I have a BF not whether I pass

Obsessing about appearance rather than having eternal love is a sure fired sign of AGP
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>>5807709
Like you and Cheskie :^)
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>>5807699
[projection]you're just not worth the effort. everyone realized you're just a joke and don't waste their breath. [/projection] :')
>>5807701
being vain and narcissistic has nothing to do with gender. i don't care what others think of me.
>>5807703
but all that's inside of me is regret.
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>>5807643
>to what's attracted /MTFG/
What does this even mean?
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>>5807712
Still not a chaser :^)
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I'm bored. I'm gonna photoshop anyone ITT
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>>5807651
pls respond
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>>5807727
Can I privately send you a pic to shop
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>tfw watchin shrek with mom
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>>5807727
photoshop me bb :3
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>>5807732
No it has to be public. To our amusement.
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>>5807703
>tumblr

>>5807710
>Obsessing about appearance rather than having eternal love is a sure fired sign of AGP
So that means the majority of cis girls are AGP?

>>5807713
>being vain and narcissistic has nothing to do with gender. i don't care what others think of me.
Loser attitude
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>>5807737
If you're trutans you would have started younger and not let T poison your body and be more cis like Laly =^}
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>>5807737
i think needing validation through your appearance is a loser attitude. there's more than life than how you look. but hey, that's just an opinion. i am the hon queen but i am happy. i won't die unfulfilled with regrets. like obviously i hope ffs improves my life but that's just something that'll come in time.
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>>5807744
>Larry
>cis
Not with that bone structure of his
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>>5807737
>most cis girls are agp
guess what the majority of tests show
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>tfw u get that warm fuzzy feeling in your tummy when youre turned on
best thing about hrt?
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>>5807751
Looks help girls a lot with getting bfs, employment, etc...
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>>5807737
Angie, aren't you in the hospital right now?
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>>5807744
trutrans girls transition in their 30s because most women wouldn't be mentally ill or fetishistic enough to force a transition as soon as possible, they'd be meek about it and do what the men in their lives tell them to do
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>>5807734
kek
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>>5807766
sometimes your posts make me wanna molest you, Jaye ;]
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>tfw no kitten to cuddle
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>>5807782
Kittens who have finally settled down after a long day of attacking your hands and feet and snuggle against you are living treasures
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Just passing through. Hope you ladies are having a good morning/afternoon/evening/night. Kazoooooooooooooooo
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>>5807758
that's irrelevant to hrt.
>>5807759
they help. i don't see the point of depending on it though. even hons can have all of those things.
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> Try to gain weight.
> Lose 2 lbs.

Fuck, why?
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>>5807792
Genetics, I can't lose kg to save my life
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>>5807795
No seriously, I'm trying to gain weight to build curves and I'm slathering my typical food with butter and so forth. Zero effect.

Maybe I should take up alcohol. I hate the taste, but I guess it'd help. That or I could gorge myself on sweets.
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>>5807792
>starve for literally a month
>only lose 10 pounds
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>>5807790
you sure? it didn't feel like this before
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>>5807790
To find employment you do.
If you work in high end retail stores, apperance is highly valued over skills.
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>>5807814
pay attention in class kayla
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>>5807809
guess i'm just special.
>>5807814
appearance is always situational. it would suck for hons that want to work those types of roles, but that's life. even some cis girls can't have those roles.
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>tfw you dont have gym anymore and cant walk into the boys locker room and smell all the sweat and unwashed cocks
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>>5807801
you do realize that even if you ate 1000 calories and were active enough to burn 2000 calories a day, February has 29 days so that's 29,000 calories, and 10 pounds is 35,000 calories
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>>5807825
rough...
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>>5807822
because more beautiful cis girls are chosen
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>>5807685
Fuk u Gooby
Cri :'(
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>>5807825
I should join a gym..
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>>5807792
>lose 90lb super easy with minimal effort and don't even gotta try to keep it off pre-hrt
>start hrt and gain 30 pounds back and can't hardly lose any of it now
welp

Also try counting calories if you don't already, it works really well.
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How do you get a butt like that? Are you supposed to be born Hispanic to get a butt like that?
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>>5807829
>>5807833
>tfw u steal ur dads smelly sweaty workout clothes and smell them sometimes
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>>5807828
i don't know shit about weight loss. otherwise i wouldn't be starving myself like a mongoloid. i am too unwell to actually exercise currently so the weightloss was purely starvation. but thank you for putting it into perspective. i still have a lot of weight to lose.
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>>5807843
>tfw didn't wash a tshirt ex had and slept in it for a month to keep the smell and reminesce while listening to weezer
>m<,
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>On line to buy a sub at local grocery chain.
>Second in line behind a woman and her ~10yra old son.
>Minding my own business, kid turns and happily waves at me.
>smile and wave back at him.
>Mother looks at me, gasps, grabs the kid hard and yanks him to the other end of the counter.
>Deli clerk, kid, and I all have a WTF look.
>Clerk finishes her order, and she bolts.
>Deli Clerk: "What the ... was with her?"
>Me: "no idea."
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>>5807841
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I fucking hate college.
its also impossible to do capcha on my fucking phone
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>>5807886
stop having fat fingers
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hihihihihihihihihihihihihhihihihihihihihihihiihihihihihi

i'll keep saying hi until someone responds
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>>5807890
hi, what flavor of ring pop are you?
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>>5807892
r-ring pop?
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>>5807886
getting your 43th degree I see
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Wow i can post but i can't reply. 4 chan on moblie blows
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>>5807905
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>>5807905
=]
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Heyo gals. I stopped lurking /lgbt/ a while back, while this guy going by the name of Cartman was still rampant.

Whatever happened to him? Did he get bored and run off, or did he finally accept that he's closeted?
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>>5807886
>Hating one of the best times in your life
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>>5807905
i would do me too
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>>5807822
As someone who works at VS, my boss only hires girls or men she seems attractive.

She doesn't want to tarnish VS's image with ugly people as she claims
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>>5807886
You sure you can't use clover? Literally any android phone that can use a browser can run it.
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I can't even post a fucking pic because captcha is in the wat of select file button.
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>>5807911
hi cartman
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>>5807929
use emotes Kay XD
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What's it like getting to go out at and be fem in public? I...t seems nice :(
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>>5807939
put on a dress and go out

not that hard
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>>5807943
I couldn't do that. I'd die :(
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Elanna. i can't get clover because it says my beouseris out of date. i fucjing hate my cheap ass phone. i want a real smart phone
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>>5807929
how will we ever know which tranny porn you've been watching lately?
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>>5807939
People call you faggot and sir a lot
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>>5807935
I'll take that as an affirmation to him just suddenly vanishing one day.
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>>5807939
I would be so sad if my passing ability would depend on makeup.
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>>5807943
Kek i dont know how canada works but you jjust can wear a dress outsidw withour being made fun of
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>>5807939
>>5807960
meant
>>5807953
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>>5807939
I found generally less people care as much as you may think
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hey girls guess who has two thumbs and a new webcam???
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>>5807960
it is such an inconvenience. I stopped caring because it takes to much effort for every time I go out.

>>5807963
why have you not kicked over that stool yet?
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>>5807948
What phone are you using? ;~;
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>>5807960
Yeah it sucks =(
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>>5807953
Mannie, you have no right to mock other hons as you are a a hon yourself
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>tfw no pet tiger
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>>5807976
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>>5807968
You think you can be a camwhore? Be sure to put yourself in the "man" category, sweetheart
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>>5807975
do it bro

go to qhi and get whoremoans
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>>5807949
I dont watch trans porn. i get wembs off of /b/ because its funny to see your reaxtions.
>>5807953
So that does happen. how do you deal with it?
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>>5807968
is it that guy you just posted a picture of? do you have his permission to repost pictures of him on a site like this?
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>>5807982
I get drunk and post in gaygen
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>>5807987
>gaygen
why :?
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>>5807984
>>5807980
Someone sure is grumpy today
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>>5807975
>Tfw was basically a normal boy but for some reason everything fell apart and dysphoria took over at 11-12 years old
I'm not trutrans ;_;
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i am in my new digs now.
back to jobsearching tomorrow.
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>>5807996
good luck I hope you are well.
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>>5807991
Shush Mannie before I'll come to your house and kick you personally in the balls
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>>5807993
>not cding openly at 10 and telling everyone you are a girl and getting called gay by everyone and end up having a STERN talking to

do you even truTrans™
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Is there any mtf who can pass with a buzzcut ?
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>>5807980
>>5807984
good one franny im laffin
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Are there any good trans places to talk about post-op things besides susans?
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>>5807991
not really mammie, i just ate a pack of double stuff oreos
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All these cia girls are all tiny and all have long hair. not one so far has short hair and they arre all loud and rude and gudgemental, fucking kill me.

;_______;
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>>5807982
>I-I was just pretending to be retarded
No you are an autistic man who is into tranny porn and saves it on his computer for his own sexual needs. We know this, you know this so stop your fucking lying, okay?
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>>5807993
I was never very active or that boyish but then a year or so ago dysphoria and shit started :/
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>>5807993
I was a straight man who loved pussy, did sports and was aggressive but hormones turned me into a faggot.
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>>5808000
Buzzcut, boy clothes, no makeup, no jewelry was a bit touch and go at 3 years hrt. I stick to the oh so much femmer fauxhawks now.
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>>5807993
That's a pretty common narrative, same for me too minus the early childhood faggotry and crossdressing
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>>5808004
kill yourself you fucking creepy fetishist
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why do we still tolerate eliot in here? we should have kicked him out of here two years ago

but you didn't listen
YOU DIDN'T LISTEN!!
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NEW HAMMOCK ALBUM!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ToB2V9CTIWg

>>5807997
thanks :) i need a job before i run out of rent money. i also... live close to my old dealer now so i have to resist texting him to 420 blaze it before i'm earning

>>5807968
aww you're such a qt
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>>5808017
dontbully Kayla, anon =[
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>>5808005
>>5808005
Actually i delete my file downloads every night. and i don't fap to porn i use a dildo once a month because my sex drive. is gone.
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>>5808016
we know elanna, we know

i can't honestly see you not always being a creepy beta male crypto predator because you certainly give off these vibes even now
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>>5808026
Kayla if I pay you $10,000 would you let me suck on a worship miss cock
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>>5808022
>autism internet defense force
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Every white guy is playing rap. what the fuck college?
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>tfw your 0/10 man body ruins your 1/10 manface
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>>5808035
I wanna bully her though. She makes me feel male.
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>>5807993
>you had to know when you were really young, right Grace?
>or was it when you were in middle school?
I-i was like, 14~15...
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>>5808032
The fuck is a crypto predator?
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>>5808038
So white people should never like rap... that sounds an awful lot like cultural segregation
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>>5808038
tell Me About It =0
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>>5808026
stop getting so apologetic elliot

>>5808038
die in a fire you stupid white racist, your bruce jenner is showing
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>>5808006
Well, I don't mean I was a super sporty manly boy, but I enjoyed video games, liked wrestling until I was about 10 and was friends with mostly boys. Everything just went bad when the realities of puberty began for some reason.
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>>5808045
You decrypted my hash and found the backdoor to my heart.
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>>5808045
like a sabre-toothed bigfoot or chupacabra or something
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>>5808033
yes of course. but i would rather. suck yours
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>>5808045
calm down, bro. it means you are a potential sex offender just like 99% of transbians here
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>>5808059
kayla confirmed as prostitute
informing the local cops
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>>5808051
I liked most of that not wrestling tho, i mean i played some videogames of wrestling but other than that...

But then everything turned out badly so now i am here :/
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>>5808021
this song
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>>5808063
epic stunt
i would pay thousands to see kayla being thrown in the jail and raped by bubba over and over

too bad he would be into it, sick coal burning sissy faggot
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>>5808062
Ebin maymay my dear admirer, I tip le fedora to you and wish you luck in your pursuit of girl tinkler untainted by gross transbian thoughts.
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>>5808070
ambient post-rock is top-tier music for listening to as you drown your sorrows in booze and a smoke
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>>5808021
I really like that song.
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>>5808077
>butthurt straight man
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>>5808082
we know, kiwi's long-haired twink bf, we know
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>>5808085
>He doesn't realize all trans girls end up having that kind of thoughts for at least another one
I'm an ultrafag t b h f a m
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ass
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>>5808099
to
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>>5808094
wanting to rape a woman is a serious offense, broski
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>mother died earlier today
Can I win the pity party contest Kayla was throwing yesterday?
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>>5808102
your fucking mom you faggot kill urself
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>>5808099
fuck off balding polish man
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>>5808054
Awe ^^ <3

>>5808055
Sounds badass desu

>>5808062
Whoa, slow your roll before I gotta lay these guns on you. Come at me bro.
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>>5808107
damn
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>>5808115
yeah.

check em.
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>>5808103
>rape according to terfs and their poltard enablers: the existence of trans women
>rape according to actual human beings: unwanted sexual contact
Hmmmmm
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>>5808087
>kiwi
We broke up like a month ago and then she cut contact with me a few days ago.
>>5808106
I'm sorry to hear that anon...
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so tonight i am staying up for Super Tuesday
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>>5807968
SKYPE DETAILS WHEN
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>>5808072
>Implying her manly motorcycle rider instincts wouldn't kick in and result in her raping every single inmate to the point where a new ass repairing surgery has to be created.
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>>5808127
where you live carol?
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>>5808120
>she

>>5808135
that would be epic
epic for the wiiin
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>>5808136
Wales, I just enjoy seeing US politics because they are more interesting.
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>>5808127
>caring about politics
AGP
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>>5808146
H-huh? ;__;
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>>5808149
It's dumb anon hour don't worry. Political apathy is bad regardless of gender.
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ur butifel no metha wat u seid
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>>5808149
stop being so manly, bro
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>>5808145
>I just enjoy seeing US politics because they are more interesting.
same, watching from aus tho
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>>5808145
US politics is basically a sitcom without the laugh track but only trump realizes it and that's probably the reason why he talks like a mouth-breathing standup comedian
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Only a few hours left...

also what should i buy i'm bored
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>>5808172
a dog
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>>5808184
>tfw no beast cummies inside me
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Star wars was about as good as i thought it would be. I could go see the witch now if i wanted, since no one else wants to do anything until tonight. But idk if i wanna.
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So recently I haven't been wearing much girl clothes :/
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>>5808216
I have never wore girl clothes
LOL
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/blogspot/ edition.
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I wish inhouse would supply non-bilk amounts. I could have been back on my meds by now if they didn't sell everything in bulk amounts for like $60 minimum. It's convenient but not so much for the less financially stable of us.
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>>5808231
have you tried not being poor?
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>tfw dont pass so cant do anything publicly feminine without feeling like a gross hon
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>>5808234
I'll get right on that.
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>>5808235
I don't wear girl clothes much atm because I think that if others seen me I'd look gross like a guy wearing a dress or something ;(
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>>5808235
it is true

everyone feels uncomfortable around huns
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How come bully anon's show up when Kayla isn't around?
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Can I say that I've been on HRT for a year if the first few months were a fraction of the dose?
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Kayla please explain why I got banned for calling you a man. You fucking faggot.
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>>5808253
Same.
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>>5808249
yes because thats how its supposed to go
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i demand government trannybux whos with me
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>>5808249
Sure. You've still been on it. Even a small dose has effects.
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>>5808253
>Look ma I'm trolling trannies!
This is a website for trans girls so be respectful, sir.
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>>5808256
>>5808258
What about people that have been on a full dose since the beginning though?
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>>5808260
the irony
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>>5808128
calm down \, you're such a chaser
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>>5808246
hons only bring shame upon the entire trans movement, hons should be euthanized
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>>5808262
they end up with conetits like kayla.
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>>5808268
Wait, really?
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>>5808260
Remove yourself
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>>5808246
you're adorable.
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>>5808262
I would say that cases like that are pretty uncommon and you shouldn't compare. I went through the "legit" way of seeing an endocrinologist and physicians and they all ramp you up in months long intervals from an extremely small dose. It's still considered "officially" being on hrt in the aggregate.
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>>5808269
no, most self-medders are fine. kayla is an exception.
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>>5808268
I think that's more of an old people thing?
Kayla started hrt at 30.
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>>5808275
It just doesn't seem to make sense, because that small of a dose doesn't really do much of anything compared to the normal dose
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>>5808275
Adding to this, not many people are knowledgeable enough to know exactly what amount their body needs to be able to self-med a large amount right away without some complication...
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>tfw 192Hz with shit resonance
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>>5808280
>30
i like that meme. memes aside i think kayla was just either a retard with doses or had bad luck.
>>5808286
where did you get this picture of me...?
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So on the bright side my mum is finally returning the sheet thingy to CAMHS soon so there is that

but it won't be focused on y'know me being trans for months because she decided to ask them to make absolutely sure that it couldn't be anything else.
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>>5808284
A "normal dose" could be different for everyone. Smaller or larger. That's why it's silly to use as a metric of progress in my opinion. Just be happy you're on something and making progress!
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>>5808262
>>5808280
>>5808268
>started full dose
>started at 30
>9months.jpg

can we stop being susan's tier with our medical advice?
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>>5808262
You stunt your growth so this is all you get at 3 years
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>>5808293
>where did you get this picture of me...?
you mean us ;)
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>>5808297
mine was just a prank.
>>5808300
i'm the motherfucking hon queen.
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>>5808297
u had breast augs installed by UNATCO tho
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>>5808297
When I started I got good advice, must be a recent thing.
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>>5808297
Welp, that makes my dysphoric :/
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>>5808302
you really liked my meme too much, anon. it's flattering!
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>>5808268
>>5808280
Kayla started on full dose from the start, plus she takes injections and most likely a bunch of other shit.

Stressing the balance like that is not good but its also a genetic thing, she'd probably get less pointy tits in one or two years if she started slowly instead.

>>5808297
your mom dropped you in the fountain of youth when you were born faye, you dont count
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>>5808307
*made me feel
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>>5808308
im sorry anon its just too good
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>>5808297
So who's gonna print this out and cum on it?
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>>5808302
>UNATCO
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>>5808316
Probably Kayla
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>>5808314
you inspire me to improve my memecrafting. i spend hours slaving at the memeforge.
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>tfw you try on new clothes and look like two tonnes of testosterone in a one tonne sack of shit.
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>>5808299
That looks a hell of a lot better than me at 1 year
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>>5808310
>started slowly
>still got cone tits
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>>5808326
tfw you met your best friend today and talked for a long time and got along great
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>>5808299
saved and will fap to
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>>5808328
Same tbhon

They also resemble manboobs more than actual girl tits
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>>5808331
Cutie jamarissa <3
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>tfw getting grosser
>tfw CAMHS could literally not give any less of a fuck
>>5808326
iktf
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>tfw cone tits
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i wannna dieee
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>>5808293
>>5808300
>>5808301
>thinking you can out honing me
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yOVEYtO6e_o

she goes out as a woman, and i'm in boy mode
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Could someone please tell me some good surgeons for ffs? Or at least just the jaw and chin. From what I've seen, a lot of American surgeons make kind of a "same face" and their style is all really subtle. Korea would be nice, but they have no insurance coverage in case anything goes wrong.

So are there any good american surgeons? I was looking at zukowski, and he seemed pretty good, but a lot of the after pictures have makeup on so it's hard to say how good.
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>>5808356
i think i found my estranged twin desu
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>>5808356
she's a beautiful girl
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>>5808355
you wanna throw hands with the honqueen, faggot?
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>>5808297
Faye you are a Susans poster boy, your medical advice is Susans, you're fake about everything you post
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>>5808368
>Susans poster boy
no that's me.
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>>5808364
You think you can with yo girly ass hands? I'll throw my man hands!
>>
I asked out an mtf girl. Turns out she wasn't a huge cunt that called me a chaser and we're going to do something nice. :3
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>>5808364
>liking shit music
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>>5808373
shut up chaser, your days are numbered

i am personally going to castrate you
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>>5808373
>not mtf and mtf or ftm
Degenerate as fuck.
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>>5808372
come at me motherfucker
>>5808380
>liking things
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>>5808384
>autism fists
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>>5808371
You need to be more fake, and constantly post fake pics at the right angles, then pretend you only just started mones, and be a colossal annoying faggot about it
>>
>>5808386
wat lmao
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>>5808388
well im a hon so that automatically makes me susans idk
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>>5808373
You are a chaser though and she must have been desperate
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>>5808382
Gonna bang all your mtf women. Can't stop me. :D
>>5808381
Stay mad bby. <3
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>>5808388
Calm down kayla.
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>>5808357
Pls respondig

;_;
>>
i want a gf
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>>5808394
you're not a hon. you're a delusional gay male..
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>>5808401
Same
>>
>tfw people trying to hit me up
People have shit taste desu
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>>5808398
I'm not Kayla I'm just giving rawr some tips on how to be Susans
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>>5808404
oh
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>>5808406
You're real pretty so I can't blame them
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So my healthcare provider made an article that explains how the national trans healthcare works and what it offers, and its basically the usual stuff with therapists and investigations that eventually leads to treatment.

The treatment is done in a specific order and it covers everything from hormones to hair removal, voice therapy/surgery and SRS done by local healthcare. Only thing it doesn't include is FFS.

Its good that I can get so much covered but I am feeling a bit anxious about the pace, I will basically be forced to socially transition as soon as I start treatment which usually takes one year to get after a number of therapy sessions. I am turning 23 soon and I will need a lot of work to be able to pass, and waiting another year for hormones isn't a good thing either to all of this.

Is it better to just stealth transition or should I take this leap of faith?
I only get one shot at it, if they turn me down I would be permanently excluded from this system.
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>>5808401
Sorry, but I'm told that people should avoid sticking their dicks in crazy
So even if there's no dicks involved, I probably shouldn't be
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>>5808401
>tfw ill get to choke the shit out of my gf in may
lookin forward to it desu, no more long distance for us
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>>5808406
but they only tried after valentines
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>>5808416
..jealous.
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>>5808407
Why are you so angry today, kayla?
Stop with the bully posting.
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>>5808400
All surgeons have good and bad results. Your best bet is to find some patients of these surgeons for their opinions.
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>>5808420
jealous that ill be with my gf, or jealous that you arent getting choked right now?
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>>5808426
choked.
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>>5808426
Why not both?
>>
yall are a mess get yourselves together
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>>5808421
Sounds like you're upset about something, you should go get help
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>>5808429
do you prefer pinned to the bed with hands around your neck anon? or are you more of a from behind with an arm girl? maybe even a hand over mouth and nose for the gentle moments?
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>>5807643
Those bodies I'm dead from dysphoria.
How is everyone tonight work was pretty long. Thinking if getting my hair dyed cause I gotta do something with the mess called my hair.
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>>5808439
the first one. while being kissed so i can't even gasp for air. there's nothing more intimate in the entire world than staring into their eyes as your consciousness fades. well, time to cry i guess.
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>>5808437
>says the manchild
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>>5808440
Hey there, welcome home. I'm okay I guess. What color do you want to dye it?
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>>5808434
I don't need to get myself together
I'm still in one whole piece I'm just not very solid
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>>5808445
is that a boy or a girl?
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>>5808373
Until you tell her you want her to avoid srs cause that birth defect is what you guys love the most ;3

>>5808364
I am the hon queen fgt.
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>>5808450
She's a girl
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>tfw books finally feel like books again
Progesterone is gr8

>>5808411
Lies desu
>>
>tfw slowly becoming a transgirl chaser

I haven't thought about any cis girls in a while,
tth..there's just a few people I want to hold really close...
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>>5808452
no
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>>5808458
chase me
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>>5808450
Yes
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>>5808457
There's no lies here! Grats on the books~.
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>>5808458
Did you finally drop your abuse gf?
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>>5808452
I already asked her about SRS. She doesn't seem to be onboard with it such as it is. I'd be happy either way though. :)
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>see granparents for first time in year
>get deadnamed and misgendered

umm suicide pact any1??
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>>5808463
>books
Fucking phone. I meant boobs
>>
>tfw you will never be a 31 years old crossdresser living with his mom and bullying trannies online
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>>5808468
your grandparents might have deadnamed you, but you'll get the last laugh when they get deadbodied.

old farts.
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>>5808468
You'll always be the disappointment of the family to them.
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>>5808443
thats my favorite too. especially because the person im choking cant help but keep their eyes open and pleading, and then that wonderful dilation as they finally start to pass out and you let them get a couple of nice gasps before you just choke them again
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>>5808470
I know!
>>5808472
Kek
>>5808468
It's probably just because they've known you all your life as your old gender/name.
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>>5808468
>tfw grandparents keep asking me when i'll get married
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tfw gf
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>>5808472
a sensible chuckle was had
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>>5808445

Black with red tips or red haven't decided yet I'd post a picture but I'm tired of spamming my face erry thread.
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>>5808475
these are the most painful feels i've had in years.
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>>5808480
can we share
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>>5808468
It takes time. Help them along.
>>
>tfw you see a cis girl who looks like you
>she's nice but horrendously ugly
how can anyone live looking like this jfc
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>>5808440
Angie tried to kill herself, lmao
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>>5808487
they have told me it is too much work and i just have to accept that i am a man
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>>5808464
no Im still in a sexless relationship where Im looked at weird if I do anything too feminine.
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>>5808487
yeah what they said

>>5808468
hey might need help digging their graves, but once you've got a 6" deep pit you can get them to line their zimmer frames along the edge and "THIS IS SPARTAAAAAA" them into the next life
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>>5808480
>pleb is a transbian
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>>5808472
He he noice.

>>5808468
>Granmother tells me to love the body God gave you your so handsome be happy.

Ugh fuck I hate she has the money to help me with ffs too.
>>
>>5808457
>shoulders
There is no hope
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>>5808496
>6"
i meant 6'
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>tfw never gf & never pass
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>>5808497
I thought pleb was some pudgy femboy.
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>>5808483
I like both of those ideas, black with red tips sounds more interesting desu. I was thinking about ditching my brown hair for something more red or orangey but then I'd just be turning into a skinny clone of my sister.
>>5808480
>tfw no gf
>>
>a coworker's wife shows up at work to give him something
>sees me and mentions to her husband how pretty I am
>uh... that's a guy
>no it's not look at her she has boobs and she's pretty
>no its a guy he just looks like that
>no shes a girl why are you calling her a guy what's wrong with you
>ANON IS A MAN
>no she's not!
>wife storms off and leaves
>coworker stares at me for a second with a bewildered look on his face and then apologises for his wife
>>
>>5808507
so why are you still in boymode at work?
>>
>>5808507
Most people don't understand the depths of the degeneracy one can fall to.
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>>5808485
its okay anon, its no substitute but you could always get bullied over the internet. and maybe one day you could get lovingly choked and kissed
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>>5808490
That sucks but unforately it happens way too much I've extended invations to hang out constantly and told her she's cute a million and one times I'm not sure what else I can do at this point poor wiz I hope he's taking this well.

>>5808496
Good meme.
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>>5808507
suck his dick for defending ur honor
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>>5808491
Correct them.

Or stop going. My grandmother started reconsidering how hard it was after two years without seeing me.
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>>5808519
ye i will just stop going. at least im getting close to passing, soon i can correct ppl when they misgender me andthey will think im cis
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>>5808515
unlikely, but i appreciate the sentiment.
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>>5808480
One day...one day...

>>5808507
Will never happen to me..ugh fml

>>5808495
That sounds horribly shitty I hope you can find someone that treats you right.
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>>5808516
Just let the hon die
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>>5808519
Emotionally blackmailing you grandmother? She must really love you to still want to see her grandson in a dress.
>>
how do I get a gf i really really need a gf
>>
is 5'10 hon territory
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>tfw your hands are ~ the size of 2013 flagship phones

>>5808486
Gomen... I might be the clingy type that gets dependent on you in the first week, idk if I can share.
>>5808497
>not being biscum
>>5808504
You are right about pudgy. I'm a hon, not a femboy desu. Femboys are qt....
>>5808506
Talk to first anon I replied to! I mean this is your own personal dickgirl farm.
>>5808507
>ywn ktf
>>5808526
I mean you can too! You are less hon than me so, just get one!
>>
>>5808530
be a transbian
also vote for trump
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>>5808525
youre being bullied on the internet right now anon.

>>5808530
talk to people on the internet. make plans to meet. if you dont get along move on, if you do make plans to live together.
>>
>>5808531
I don't think manlet kings make good girls.
>>
>>5808539
do you have to pass for this to work
>>
>>5808539
>talk to people on the internet. make plans to meet. if you dont get along move on, if you do make plans to live together.

>tfw this would work better if i was in north america and not yuropoor
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>>5808507
>I posted it again
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>>5808534
>Talk to first anon I replied to! I mean this is your own personal dickgirl farm.
But they want you! I think. Or your gf and not you. Idk.
>>
http://strawpoll.me/6969227
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tfw ur gf only loves you because you voted for trump
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>>5808542
no. you just need to find somebody who likes you as you are, and theyll support you as you work on yourself and become better looking. it can even be something you do together, so you can be the qt couple.

>>5808544
i know a girl who met her wife on 4chan and he moved from europe to be with her, and ive been to europe to see a guy i was long distance with at the time, though it didnt work out. you just have to make solid plans to be together and meet irl, and then make solid plans to move forward after. its more expensive but not impossible
>>
>>5808539
i wouldn't really consider it bullying. more like just making me relive happier memories.
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>>5808551
You mean Donald drumpf
>>
>>5808528
>implying it's not fighting emotional blackmail with emotional blackmail
I'm acting towards her exactly how she raised me.
>>
>>5808557
in all honesty i'm too scared to move country. especially to the US.
>>
>>5808557
how do i meet them
>>
>>5808561
If it's not an overbearing mother, it's the grandmother.
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>>5808506
Its a pain in the ass to do tho and I'm worried if I dye it black it will stay that way for a long time also my hair get oily gross I know so I might want a lighter color.

>being a clone of your sister a bad thing.I wish I looked 1/10 as cute as my sis I'd post a picture of us together but my hon face would break the internet.

>>5808527
No she's a nice person despite what people may think.
>>
>>5808559
make new happy memories anon, get bullied and find somebody to choke the shit out of you

>>5808563
then you better lurk that uni library and try your best, its hard to meet people in real life and move past the whole trans thing

>>5808568
post on 4chan and find people you like. maybe that anon you talked to in the trap thread on /k/ or the girl on /d/ talking about oviposition sounded cool and you posted back and forth for a bit. drop a skype or an email and hope they get back to you.
>>
>>5808568
i have a heap of skype contacts just from talking to people here. and then you can PM and also, all of my skype convos to date have been really nice and positive compared to the general.
and then from there you have a means to keep in touch until you're able to arrange meetin up
>>
>>5808570
>t. Sigmund
>>
>>5808579
i'm trying.
>>
>>5808534
But I'm not tho there is a certain person who's local and I seem to have a bunch in common with with but only when she sees my hon face will I know if she can handle my ugly.

>tfw never be a cute femboi who transition to a gril.
>>
>>5808584
if you live on the east coast ill choke the shit out of you in like 2 and a half months casually
>>
>ywn be normal
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>>5808555
its true
MAGA
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>>5808534
I am not less hon than u wanna do battle again over straw poll my crown remains.
>>
I'm just giving you MTFs are hard time though. I wish y'all luck. Stay positive. :)
>>
>>5808599
we dont need it our entire lives are a hard time
: /
>>
>tfw no black gf
>>
>>5808590
i appreciate it, but unfortunately i don't. i don't know what the future holds.
>>
>>5808560
MAKE DONALD DRUMPF AGAIN
>>5808572
>Its a pain in the ass to do tho
That's what i've heard ;_;
>I'm worried if I dye it black it will stay that way for a long time
I think that depends on how good the dye you used is but idk
>also my hair get oily gross I know so I might want a lighter color.
What lighter color would you do?
>I wish I looked 1/10 as cute as my sis I'd post a picture of us together but my hon face would break the internet.
Aw, I havent seen you but I'm sure you're not as bad as you think. As for my sis I guess, she can be really pretty sometimes, I just wanna be ~different~
>>5808599
We'd rather you give us something else hard
>>
Evidently I have the voice of a faggot and not a cute girl my hon cred increases seriously why didn't anyone here tell me.
>>
>>5808583
Not a diagnosis but a simple observation. Absent or simply uninterested fathers and overbearing mothers seems a recurring theme here. Not a lot but enough to make a pattern.
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>>5808618
at least you aren't monotone like me. i haven't heard you.
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>>5808621
>dad was fairly uninterested/uninvolved in me growing up
>spent more time with my mom and was closer to her emotionally
There might be something here
>>
>>5808623
Ricky-boo you aren't monotone when you speak. You are hilarious.
>>
>>5808631
i'm not ricky.
>>
Age 14
>one of the top five students of my class
>confident stage actor
>write poetry and stuff in my spare time, won money in competitions
>attractive male
>carefree
>full of hope for the future

Age 21
>ugly hon
>no good at female mannerisms or voice even with practice so I just look like a masc man with a huge jaw, small tits and no body or facial hair
>uni drop out
>bpd, add, bipolar, suicidal, just generally fucked up
>my father can't look me in the eye
>my mother just feels pity for me and doesn't understand why I'm not the happy son I appeared to be not that long ago
>too anxious to have a social life or go on stage anymore
>too depressed and self-critical to write
>just generally feeling like my life isn't worth living and I'm a freak of nature that is not built to be happy

Is there any mental illness crueller than gender dysphoria?
>>
>>5808633
Well dang. Sorry for the mistake.
Who are you?
>>
>>5808599
My whole life is hard I'd rather be given it hard desu.

>>5808616
yah that's true I'm thinking of going to a salon but right now trying to save for hrt.

i dunno Um Maybe red or strawberry blonde.

I'm pretty bad desu I can't really post a pic now have visible heard and look like crap tho maybe I should hun like me doesn't deserve to be hug boxed.

Its cool you value your individuality.
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>>5808613
nobody does anon. its not too hard to meet people, most of the dominant people i know prefer to get to know somebody online pretty well before meeting up for sex to make it better. just dont be afraid to try and reach out to people for friendship or sex. every girl looks amazing with her eyes rolling back from lack of oxygen desu

>>5808616
i really like being different even though people always go straight for the special snowflake hon insults. im thinking of trying the partially shaved head look soon, taking some selfies with it parted and lit right makes me think i could pull it off
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>>5808551
>all these berniecucks
After tonight his campaign is over, there is literally no way he can win against hillary
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>>5808639
anon. otherwise known as hon queen.
>>
>>5808629
i had this general format in spades
>dad worked abroad when i was really young
>parents divorced, mum got custody, we moved a long way away
>even as i got to know my dad more growing up, he doesn't seem interested in family involvement
>both grandfathers live abroad
>have largely been brought up by mum, aunties, grandmother, step-mum and other female caregivers
>>
if its possible to kill through the Internet someone kill me
>>
>>5808648
Waaaait. Are you that recluse anon that like building PCs?
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>>5808653
no, sorry. i'm nobody.
>>5808650
unfortunately not.
>>
Holy shit the witch was so good
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>>5808648
I will fite you I am the true hon queen anon is a mere shadow my awful countenance.


>>5808623

Id rather than be mute than sound like a fag I can't stand fags.

>>5808647
I'm at a loss at this circus desu.
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>>5808643
>im thinking of trying the partially shaved head look soon
A girl in my English class has it but I'm not a fan of it. You do you anon, look different and beautiful~
>>5808642
>yah that's true I'm thinking of going to a salon but right now trying to save for hrt.
You're paying for it out of pocket?
>i dunno Um Maybe red or strawberry blonde.
Both awesome choices, if you get it done before me I'm jelly
>I'm pretty bad desu I can't really post a pic now have visible heard and look like crap tho maybe I should hun like me doesn't deserve to be hug boxed.
Well, you don't deserve to be bullied either, so if you don't want to it's okay
>>5808649
I was always kinda nervous and stuff around my uncles and other older males in my family and just felt more comfortable around the women.
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Sorry ladles its a blue board I can't supply the soup~
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>>5808662
that's how i feel. unfortunately i can't get by as a mute. so i have to butcher peoples ears.
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>>5808657
Well okay nobody-chan.
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>tfw vegeta hairline
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anyone else here get derealization-induced panic attacks?
this didn't happen to me before SSRIs.
that medicine is poison
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>>5808689
me
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>>5808551
>not voting for the inevitable
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>>5808698
why would you purposefully vote for the worst candidate though?
if shillary becomes president you may as well nuke yourself because you are done.
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>>5808698
>superdelegates
One party is fucking crazy and the other likes to rig elections
USA
S
A
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>>5808698
>not understanding how super delegates work
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>tfw you cant handle paying bills and doing loan stuff and adulting in general because it stresses you out too much and you just shut down
>tfw your mommy gf just takes care of it all for you so you dont have to freak out

I can't believe how much more money we actually have c:

I'm fine now
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http://www.christiantoday.com/article/minister.spanked.naked.bottoms.to.administer.spiritual.discipline.court.hears/80628.htm
>tfw priest will never spank you silly
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>>5808689
I have depersonalization and panic attacks and I took ssris but I never thought to connect the two
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>>5808706
You get 'er, oddish. You tell her what's what.
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>>5808704
I bet you republicans look really hard at super delegates after trump
>>5808706
>not understanding how super delegates work
>>5808703
I'm a moderately afluent trans woman in a blue state, I'm like every one of her constituencies rolled into one.
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>>5808698
part of me believes all the hilary support is faked by media. i dont know anyone that wants her to win.
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>>5808708
Now that your gf has a second source of income supporting her from adri you guys must be swimming in cash
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>>5808689
i get pressure headaches and brain zaps.
ill never go back to ssris.
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>>5808719
>I bet you republicans look really hard at super delegates after trump
They're tsundere for him.
>I-it's not like we like you giving us the highest voter turnout ever or like we agree with your crazy rants!!
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>voting
>ever
>not realizing every candidate is the same imperialistic authoritarian corporate puppet
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>>5808724
D..don't hate me because I want a female president

Also, wouldn't that media fake berny support because he's a Jew and they own all media?
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>>5808719
Or do what our Conservatives do and have the parliamentary groups pick two candidates out of those wanting to run which are then voted on by the wider party.
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>>5808710
it was very clearly linked. i had maybe baseline general anxiety, and was put on citalopram after a major depressive episode, and the number of small things i could have shrugged off before that now trigger panic attacks is bordering on crippling.

i came of citalopram but ended up on sertraline after a relapse. just came off sertraline for good last week but i don't know how many months it will be until i stabilize again and i don't know if i will ever manage to shrug off the panic attacks and return to pre-SSRI state.

the worst is i can't go out in public now without going to the toilet several times before leaving the house and scoping the area out for public toilets, because the moment i feel any abdominal discomfort in public, instant panic attack if i can't get to a toilet. literally think i'm going to be incontinent. then i'll find a toilet, calm down and realise i don't need to go.

>>5808724
Sanders is one of the best candidates the dems have ever put up IMO...
still i cri everytime that ron paul was cheated out of his presidency, and trump is getting all the hype that ron deserved as the dissident republican voice.
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>>5808733
Aren't you a bit too old for such juvenile beliefs?
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>>5808740
aren't you a bit old to be living in a fantasy world?
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>>5808733
So laziness then?
>>
>http://abc7.com/news/mom-issues-warning-after-$5-online-purchase-kills-son/1225637/
>She says her child was transgender and struggling with the desire to live life as a woman, recently changing his name to Lucia. Anderson said she wasn't aware of any depression or suicidal thoughts, but she says McCalip was bullied for many years in school. She suspects he was introduced to the deadly seeds on the Internet.
She was a little over an hour away from me, damn...
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>>5808742
What fantasy world? I am not the tranny agitproping buzzwords.
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>>5808708
>tfw my gf doesnt like paying bills and doing loans and just wants to research and study for grad shcool
>tfw im her mommy gf and just manage both of your accounts and her debt and bills and such

its honestly gotten me into finance a little, i almost want to go back to school
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>>5808744
said the slave.
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>>5808747
>kills son
Fuck me. The system kills him and now it won't even pay its respects.
>>
hey you faggots
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>>5808756
I get party influence. Members tend to have a larger degree of control over UK parties, the benefits of Westminster-ism
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>>5808733
yeah we know but we like the illusion of choice
>>5808734
female president would be a cool thing..i dont like her though. i dont really follow politics but everything i hear about her is shes flip floppy and a liar.
>>5808738
i liked ron paul too, at least what i knew about him. all candidates rn are jokes except bernie.
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>>5808747
>son
>changed name already
God pls don't let my death be published as a mans
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>>5808760
hey ya sissy boi
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>>5808760
Wat up Red Chin?
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>>5808757
>>5808766
Yeah, that's really messed up. I'll put it in my will to refer to me after death as Grace and a girl if I don't make it to full time. Doesn't seem like it would matter, though.
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>>5808736
>tfw you get to choose between a wealthy oxford graduate and a wealthy cambridge graduate
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>>5808763
i get how people have a lot to disagree with bernie's ultra-liberalism, but i don't get it when they say he's WORSE than hillary.

uhh no. he's not a warhawk, he wants to reinstate glass-steagall legislation, and he has very explicitly spoken against open border policy as it oversaturates the job market with cheap labour and leads to insane rates of youth unemployment.
sure the amnesty bit is a problem, but he's not as polar-opposite to trump's wall-building as some think.
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>>5808775
Actually the election form for local candidates had like 5 different candidates. That is for the Conservative Party list. The ballot itself will have like 6 dif. parties.

Plus in the UK you do not vote for PM but for MP.
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>>5808768
haha guess I should really over to femgen...
but I still need a binder to conceal my boobs
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>>5808779
>Oh dear, this one studied at Exeter, how new, the youth will eat it up.
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>>5808747
>tfw not gonna make it
>>
All the cis girls there are in the world and yet I don't look anything like a single one I've seen so far in my life. How fucking demoralising.
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>>5808785
>American shitposting

So how does it feel to have Donald Trump on your ballot? Y'know, a leader that would never happen in the UK

Btw, Jeremy Corbyn, the opposition leader, failed A levels, GCSE's etc.
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>>5808776
hmmm hmmm
>>5808781
noo dont take me that way. u r a girl you can post here. im just playing.
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>>5808792
I'm not too sure if I'm a trans girl or a really feminine boy ><
I have dysphoria about my genitals tho
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>>5808789
>So how does it feel to have Donald Trump on your ballot?
Great actually. I'm really looking forward to another four years of a Democratic presidency.
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>>5808776
Bernie is a fiscal mess with his promises, you can't go from the current US to more state funded benefits then Germany with a vague plan of taxing trades and the rich. And then there are the other country destroying ideas like amnesty (ask Germany how that went)

He's a good man, who is saying he wants to go from point A to Z in 4 years with a republican congress.
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>>5808802
Well, that's how we feel about Corbyn coincidentally. Both parties colours are blue also. Coincidence? I think not.
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>>5808801
>>5808792
Your both girls, deal with it!
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>>5808802
I know you hate yourself but why make others suffer?
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>tfw have bone structure like the guy on the left
what the fuck do I do? I feel utterly hopeless
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>>5808814
i-im a girl right?

right?

pls answer ;-;
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>>5808802
Watching fox news right now evidently Hillary won American Samoa stay classy fox u swear to God if I hear trump speak I'm going to lose my shit I hope Hillary wins she wasn't my first choice but my rights as an lgbt individual won't dissolve under her rule.
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>>5808818
Hit the gym nigga.
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>>5808814
ty senpai
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>>5808820
The stutter in your post proves it
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>>5808827
:D :3
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>>5808826
Can't even rn familia
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>>5808781
Don't bind your boobs it will fuck them.up source ftms.

>>5808760
I know my voice sounds faggy but I'm pretty lezy lately.

>>5808788
I know that feel there will never be a girl who looks as cringey as me

>>5808801
I know this feel I typically wear boy clothes cause I'm nervous I'll be called a fag if I wear anything else.

>>5808814
Faye will never say this to you.
>>
The Cruz Missile is taking down the Hinden-trump in Oklahoma.

Did I meme right?
>>
did you remember to vote, /mtfg/?
>>>/pol/65902144
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>>5808747
>Anderson said she wasn't aware of any depression or suicidal thoughts
I swear to God if I ever reach the point of killing myself I'm going to haunt the shit out of anyone that says something like this.
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>>5808841
I know right? She knew her child was transgender AND being bullied among who knows what else yet she wasnt aware? Aka she didnt care when it mattered.
>>
I have suicidal thoughts about once a week or so. They aren't serious though, they're just "Jesus, if only I had a gun right now to shoot myself... people are retarded."
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>>5808844
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>>5808826
I love u
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>>5808839
My job cucked me so I guess I'll vote for Hillary now
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>>5808412
fugg if I could get all my shit paid for and the only trade-off is that I'd have to live as a freak for a couple years I'd do it in a heartbeat

I already live as a freak :D
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ugh I hate being around cis girls all day, this is what torture is like
At least I got to eat a full gourmet bbq pizza from Lazy Dog
>>
WE'RE LEAVING TOGETHEEER.
WE'RE MORE THAN JUST FRIENDS
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>>5808849
Doesn't sound like they're very serious but you should still take them as such. Why do you think you're having them? Any new medications that you're taking?
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>>5808844
I was going through a lot a few months back and had a meltdown and against my better judgement started threatening suicide. My parents acted surprised and "never knew I had thoughts like this" etc. so I couldnt help but get more upset at them.
I mean I'm a neet whos been sitting infront of a computer for most of my life with no friends and no future. Did you think I was fucking happy?
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>>5808839
California did not vote yet so no I didn't vote. I do hope you all voted for the one true God-Emperor.

In other news after doing some chores and calling around for more interviews I decided to install i3 and spent a half day configuring the mother fucker. I must say though I really do like the Apple San Francisco Yosemite. i3 is pretty cool too but since I never configured urxvt on this computer it was a bigger pain than last time since I also had to configure while also configuring i3. There are still some things i need to fix when I get more free time like getting the bar set up right and a few other tweaks. I will get it eventually, but I need a break lol.


>tfw your trump folder is 1.4GB
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>>5808531
jamie clayton and candis cayne are 5'10... taylor swift is 5'11

bone structure is and always will be hon territory, not height
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>>5808871
Shut up,I love lazy dog, and we can't like the same things or it might humanize you
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>>5808881
Really? Its one of my favorite restaurants
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>>5808874
My dad used to think i was just a lazy kid who's addicted to videogames so they might have actually thought you were happy
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>>5808881
Dont worry. Its only a post away from Kayla saying something retarded to easily go back to seeing her as the inhuman psycho she is.
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>>5808884
Their brunch pizza is probably my favorite thing, and their little girly lemonade drinks are amaze
>>
>tfw thought I might have a chance of passing when I started HRT
>tfw fat redistribution made my jawline even more manly
>tfw
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>>5808891
hmm... if I didn't hate you on every level we could be friends
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>>5808887
Its apparent now thats what my parents thought/think as well. If they thought I was happy being a fat loser fuck up then theres really nothing I could have done to open their eyes before my meltdown.
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>>5808896
What's this manly jaw meme? I don't get it. Suddenly every anon here has a jaw that can crush stones. Is it because all of that FFS post-op whining?
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>>5808899
See Faye? Only a post away.
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>>5808906
How is Faye any better than Kayla? Both are batshit insane when you come down to it.
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>>5808896
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh fuck this can happen????

>>5808881
Is this a west coast thing I've never heard of it?
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>>5808906
You know I wasn't being serious obviously.
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>>5808905
I legit have a chin that can crush bones.
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>>5808912
Faye is at least funny with her bit and more often than not shes nice to everyone. Kayla just attacks everyone on a constant basis then plays the victim. Not to mention the fact that shes always making shit up and lying. ffs she claims to have had and beaten cancer not once but TWICE. TWICE.
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>>5808834
>>5808861

Hey cutie :x I have to try to sleep but I just saw you. Hope you're doing alright bbgurl. Still waiting on that goodnight message!
>>
hey how ya doing there
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>>5808920
Both go anon to do the same stupid shit. And both were caught doing it. What you are saying is that it just takes more time to get fed up with one compared to the other.
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>>5808903
Thats how people end up acting out as teens or young adults. Their parents won't listen until they're driven to do something drastic.
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>>5808926
I will have to record it I've been really busy with work plus it's been brought to my attention I sound like a faggot. Dysphoria sucks today but other than that things are pretty chill babe. Wish you had Skype or something cause this time zone difference is rlly lame.
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>>5808930
Pls show proof I went anon, mean posting occasionally isn't proof I go anon
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>>5808930
No what I'm saying is what I said. Stick around long enough and you'll eventually dislike Kayla as much as everyone else. It literally is the same story over and over again in regards to people who defend Kayla and has been for the past 5 or so years.
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>>5808926
Can you give me ur email again?
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>>5808877
You should change your folder name to Drumpf
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>>5808920
I had melanoma twice, that's skin cancer, and it left my upper back and right eyebrow area scarred.
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>>5808929
I'm eating at a pizza that works like a subway.
Had money left over after paying all my bills today so I went and saw star wars and the witch. One was really good and the other was whatever.
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>>5808934
Hit me up on gmail mirinch4n@. Awh no, hope you're OK. Anyway I can't stay, goodnight lady x
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>>5808941
what is this meme
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>>5808945
im eating tacos at home alone
which one was good?
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>>5808937
I stuck around enough to dislike both. And just them. Seems the filter list grows by the day.
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>>5808937
this. I remember when I first came to mtfg and actually felt sorry for kayla. I thought she was just being bullied.
then I lurked for a while longer and saw that shes legit insane.

>>5808944
did you get that before or after you toured with the x-games?
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>>5808950
That's his actual family name
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>>5808930
Bullshit Faye is awesome she never bullied me or anyone else unless they deserved it. Kayla blows up at people for having surgery, having a happy day, or passing wishing all manner of of horrible nasty diseases upon people. Faye shit post as a boy and hon posts that about it plus Faye is cuuuuuuute.
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>>5808945
The witch was like, good until it wasn't desu, like I kept thinking it was going to be horror movie of the year, and then meh
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>>5808958
huh really? when was this revealed? it sounds terrible.
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>>5808959
As a janitor, I'm able to see all posts by ip addresses. Faye does go anon.
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>>5808965
ebin
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>>5808949
Okay I'll send you an email sometime have a wonderful nights sleep :3
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>>5808957
>did you get that before or after you toured with the x-games?
I had it when I was little, I never talk about it because it was traumatizing but that's why I was on home/hospital. Its a program of home schooling for sick kids, I was always in the hospital.
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>>5808964
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=w7tpGgb9O0o
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>>5808965
as Faye literally going anon right now, I can confirm
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>>5808936
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>>5808965
Sounds legit.
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>>5808936
Dude I don't screencap every time you go anon. You sound like a frat boy. All fuck this, fuck that. Very easy to spot.


>>5808994
Oh fuck.
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>>5808994
>mean post all day
>post pic
>respond to pic meanly
>delete pic
>delete mean post because no pic post
>repost every week for months
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>>5808905
mine looks more like pic related
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>>5808938
>>5808949
<3
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>>5808941
And you should stop watching unfunny British 'funny men'.
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>>5808971
Thank youuuuuuu <3
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>>5809005
>gets caught
>tries to damage control
You're a piece of shit, Justin
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>>5809005
>damage control
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>>5809006
Is that you Polandball?
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>>5809009
>supports someone with multiple failed business ventures
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>>5809004
Im sorry anon, I haven't had enough male socialization to really know what they sound like, I'll just trust your expertise
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>>5808977
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>>5808873

Nope. I've always had them. They match my delusions of grandeur.
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>>5809005
That's not an isolated incident. And I really don't mind it. It's 4chan after all.
I am wondering why are you pretending to not be an insecure bitch? It's okay. Not a big deal.
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>>5808965
Its a bannable offense to impersonate a janitor and my dad just so happens to be one, enjoy the break kid ;)
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>>5809020
LOL
O
L
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>>5809017
Only those who dare to fail greatly can ever achieve greatly.

~Robert F Kennedy
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>>5809014
>tfw my chin is literally twice as long as hers
I want to die I want to die I want to die
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>>5809025
Does you dad do it for free?
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>>5809028
He failed more than greatly.
He filed for bankruptcy 4 times. LMAO
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>>5809025
Is it a bannable offense to impersonate the child of a janitor?
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>>5809020
omg kayla a cute
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>>5809029
OKs don't. Who would provide comedic relief for the rest of us?
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>>5809022
>>5809013
>>5809012
:)
>>5809020
Keks r' u
>>
>>5808994
Probably a mispost.
>>
>>5809035
That should have been "Pls don't".
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>>5809030
Of course

>>5809032
Not impersonating honest, he also works for blizzard and steam
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>>5809044
wowe can he get me a ticket to blizzcon?
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>>5809037
I hate it when I shitpost and accidently put on someones tripcode

every TIME
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>>5809031
Literally no idea how business works the post
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I'm super sorry I'm so insecure and mean and that the janitors caught me and that I go anon to comment on my own photos and saw horrible things because it's all true

I deserve punishment
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>>5809047
same haha..
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>>5809035
damn that bitch is more manly than me even
night=instantly better

>>5809020
this is the best thing I have ever seen in my life, I love memento
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>>5809049
If you have to file for bankruptcy, it means you are pretty much a failure
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>>5809047
iktf
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>>5809031
You... don't realize that there's a difference between a person applying for bankruptcy and a company applying for it... do you.
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>>5809051
That dad butt needs to be spanked
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Everybody post pics of their face in profile!
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>>5809051
Oh Faye, this hurts me more than it hurts you.
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>>5809051
You've got my attention. More?
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>>5809044
I wish my dad was a channer too

your dad sounds cool af
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>>5809051
I called your mom, she's on her way to throw out your hormones again.
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>>5809047
>not doing this

it's a really fun way to enjoy a Friday night.
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>>5809054
Again proving you have no idea what bankruptcy actually is
>>
>>5809054
Not that anon but it's really not how it goes.
The world of finance does not operate on common sense and logic.
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>>5809060
is this in profile? It's taken from my side...
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>>5809046
Sure just make sure to check your inbox in a few days
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>>5809060
That depresses me too much to think about it.
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>>5809075
no, not even close, can still see both of your eyes
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>>5809087
go work stop begging
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>>5809087
Posting the blurriest photo ever Jesus use a proper camera for Christmas sakes.

>>5809075
Turn you head a little bit more and ur good
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>>5809075
Literally a man in a wig
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>>5809099
Fuck off faye
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>>5809099
>WIG
You can see roots omg such wig yu guiz i get your butt hurt over over how cute red is but come on dude you suck at this.
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uncut cock heads are so pretty
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>>5809111
>being jealous of a 6'2" ginger monster with an epic chin and retarded southern drawl
Nah bro.
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>>5809107
>tfw did this with a coworker for five hours straight he wants it to remain a secret tho how does this happen when I never pass guys are desperate as fuck tho this was three weeks ago.
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>>5809120
>being this bitter
Ok Faye :)
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>>5809122
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I want to give a blowie how the fuck do I find a guy willing and not diseased?
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>>5809122
I did it like five times in a row so yume could post pics of her erect dick here
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>>5809129
Sounds fun he'd be a bit too shy to do this plus it was a one time thing ahhh why am I such a whore.

>>5809128
Easy learn to read someone signals if he scooches up next to you laughs at everything you say says your funny and shares his relationship drama he's willing to have you Polish his rod. Just get drunk honestly don't tho it hurts and can ruin a friendship this is why I'm dating girls they seem not to be so quick to pump and dump.
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>>5809129
>her
>erect dick

these two phrases are incompatible, agp scum get out
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>>5809129
aaaaaaaaaaaaaa stop I am jealous
I WANT A COCK IN MY MOUTH RIGHT NOW
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Does anyone have the March 2016 trips collage image? I forgot to save it.
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>>5809152
>demon days
aife a cool
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>>5809152
here u go
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>>5809158
What the FUCK did u just say about me mothrfuckr
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>>5809163
did i fucking stutter
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Tempted to buy some lingerie, a nice new wig, get fucking done up and take some pics and make a new ok cupid just for cock. What do yall think? could it work? I mean I did it before but I deleted it because I was afraid but now I see dick isn't going to come to me.
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>>5809161
Which one is me.
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>>5809104
>>5809075
>>5809126
You do realize I think she's desperately cute and fawn over her right?

God I go away for twenty minutes to order a steak quesalupa and people are mean posting
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>>5809174
I think you're a fetishist and don't belong here.
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>>5809144
imagine sucking on a soft little cock and feeling it grow hard and long and THICK inside your mouth

imagine gagging when you try to go down on it because of its sheer girth

imagine feeling hands pressing on the back of your head, gently pressure you to keep going, and to go faster and deeper
>>
>>5809161
Dibs on Patchy
>>
Well you can give me a blowjob if you want. You'd have to share though, because there are just too many girls that need my love. :D
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>>5809161
i would pay money for ZUN to die in his sleep.
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>all this lewd talk
I just want someone to give me a hug and hold my hand desu
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>>5809193
same tbqh
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>>5809183
>not taking dick all the way down your throat.
>impaling your throat over and over as you Bob up and down.
>only to pull off cause of lack of air and the stirring you feel as they cum.
>you catch it on your tongue and swallow every drop.
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>>5809020
I have not used photoshop in like a half a year and I am pretty bad at it, but even I shuld shop that picture a hell of a lot better than you.

>tfw not a nerd still
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Imagine a cute little smooth cock, imagine it not getting that hard or much bigger imagine someone totally not me crying intenrally with dysphoria but just whimpering while they blush
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>tfw the estrogen came in yesterday
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>>5809174
just do what makes you feel happy as long as it doesn't hurt anybody, senpai
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>>5809193
imagine someone holding you close

imagine them kissing the top of your head

and imagine them whispering how much they love you into your ear and reassure you on all your insecurities
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>>5809183
>tfw when you are relaxed and a girl is going down on you
>tfw when you start to harden, feel that haunting urge creep up from the back of your mind
>tfw your qt gf isn't your lover anymore because you've ramped up to the point of just using her as a hole to dump cum in
>tfw feel guilty after because she is a hot mess so you cuddle her
>tfw when you've used too much tfw greentext
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>>5809218
imagine getting cuddled to sleep and they nuzzle their nose into your neck and whisper sweet nothings into your ear
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I wonder if a pic in my pajamas would be enough to get a man?
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>>5809218
>>5809222
I want this very much, I pretty much dream about this every time I'm laying in bed
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>>5809218
>imagine this
>go to bed alone
>>
>tfw depression robbed me of the ability to feel sexual pleasure
>>
Who /mu/ here? Post /trannycore/.
https://soundcloud.com/el-perro-del-mar
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Thanks mtfg. I wasn't feeling bad about long distance today.
>>
>>5809224
I guarantee about 90% of guys I showed this pic to would say they were dtf
>>
>>5809060
profile
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>>5809218
>>5809222
And this is why I'll never leave my gf, this is > being a girl
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>>5809247
Wtf is happening on your shirt lmao
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>>5809244
you think I have a fuckable ass? I practiced with my dils and I think I am ready for the big leagues
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>>5809239
Long distance is pain, I hope you can meet your bf or gf soon
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>>5809218
>tfw I might be able to have this happen if I can stop being so insecure and stuff.
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>giving in to lust
jesus didn't die for this
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>>5809222
that too c:

>>5809230
if its any consolation friendly cuddles await when you come here?
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>>5809247
>tfw even tumblr snowflakes get to have a cis girl's profile yet you don't
>>
I pass pre-HRT if I grew my hair out and wore girl clothes. Feels good to be young and Asian.
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>>5809256
In that pic? Absolutely. It's a nice butt.
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>>5809229
where u liv
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>>5809257
We were just together in Feb, but no next plans right now.
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>>5809224
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>>5809264
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>>5809266
Trip on pre hrt Cheska
>>5809268
Illinois, the best flyover state
>>5809269
Well, at least you were just together. A lot of couples never meet, so that's a good sign for you!
>>
Is it possible to pass at 1 months on hormones? How many months does it usually take? Sorry for being a newfriend.
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>>5809283
It all depends on your genes and the work you put in, friend. Most people can't but maybe you're lucky or really good at this.
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>>5809289
>using a window manager
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>>5809247
H..hi
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>>5809292
>not thinking pragmatically about your choice of interface
>>
Hope you're all well today!
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>>5809302
>having a monitor at all
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>>5809295
hey bb~
you got skype?
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>>5809280
Who is Cheska?

This is me 3 weeks HRT in the picture. I'm almost a month in
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>>5809307
Fayezorbeam pls no bully
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>>5809305
>owning a computer
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>>5809318
you still all HPPDish?
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>>5809305
>using a keyboard
>using SSH
>having a network card at all
>not installing a set of knobs on the outside of your case to manually feed instructions and data into your CPU registers
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>>5809309
Cheska is just an old popular Asian trip who trapped before transitioning
>Asian privilege
You're doing nicely so far!
>>
>>5809051
>>5809061
>>5809212
wew laddies pls stop I'm getting flustered here
>>
>>5809319
not much

I think the problem is just that I smoked too much wax
>>
>>5809320
>needing knobs
>not using well placed static electricity
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>>5809315
added :3
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>>5809323
my nips are sensitive tbqh senpai. Also, why do people on this website think Asian passing privilege is a thing?
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>>5809328
>using static electricity
>not using your body's magnetic field to precisely manipulate the RAM
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>>5809328
>shocking your computer like a barbarian
>not waving magnets over the appropriate traces on your motherboard to generate the current yourself
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>tfw cute guy from okcupid texted me but he has my boyname
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>>5809339
>>5809340
>relying on classical physics
>not simulating a classical computer on a quantum computer
>>
>>5809315
Faye what the fuck I thought we had something
>>
>these buttposting sluts don't just imagine their computers into reality
With faith in Jesus, anything is possible. Ya heathens.
>>
>>5809336
They'll get bigger and puffy soon~
Because it kind of is. Obviously Asian hons exist but all of the Asian tgirls I know pass really well.
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>>5809350
She has a boyfriend! It's completely platonic

Addmeplz ._.
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>>5809344
>using quantum physics
>not using science to develop better methods of computation beyond the realms of our current understanding of the universe
I can get 60fps on Battlefield 4 now, git good.
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>tfw no bf
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>>5809336
Because they don't know any asians irl and just base it off anime tbqh

>>5809352
I bet you haven't even prayed along your rosary beads today you poser
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>>5809359
Can you run xcom 2 though?
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>>5809358
faye what the heck you never accepted my skype request :^)
>>
>tfw you get a stern look by a campus hottie at the womens bathroom like "you don't belong here, hon"
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XCOM2 runs on my 500$ computer. :/
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>>5809361
>tfw you use your rosary beads incorrectly
>tfw your rosary beads smell funny now

>>5809365
No, do I look like I can afford to recreate the universe with new laws of physics? ;~;
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>>5809359
>battlefield 4
dear oh dear
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>>5809359
>having an origin account
dropped
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>>5809361
Let's just say I'm under 20 and am Asian, 5'9" avg. build. Think I can make it?
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y/n?
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>>5809386
Y

>>5809388
Y
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>>5809388
Cute younger brother :^) I wonder what you look like?
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>>5809376
>tfw you meme and choose a really badly optimized game but people now think you actually play battlefield 4

>>5809378
Don't worry, I'm safe, I'm not even a PC gamer.
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>>5809388
What about this guy?
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>>5809395
gr8 good to know.
i think he's pretty qt.


>>5809396
uhhhhh i'm an only child?
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>>5809406
I keked.

Love how delusional rawr is for thinking anyone even somewhat attractive would date him.
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>>5809405
tfw boarded the Elanna ruse cruise
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>>5809407
oh, i thought that was ur lil bro, my badd :^^))
>>
So my skype is kill
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>>5809409
is this photoshopped? the face passes but the hair..?? so confusing. can someone photoshop hair onto her pls
>>
some1 pls fix my face
>>
>>5809427
His face does not pass, it is sharp and angular
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>>5809428
how many months of hrt have you been on. you're such a qtip
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>>5809386
>>5809357
>tfw asian hon
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>>5809428
Face is fine, most guys at the bar would go for it. Clean that fucking room though jeebus christu.
>>
>>5809428
Why? You're qt ;_;

>>5809432
You left your trip on rawr
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>>5809444
I am not rawr
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>>5809439
Don't feel bad, I am a hon too. At least I have sicp uxrvt i3 arch and emacs to keep me company.
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>>5809428
would kiss
is that fixing?
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>>5809439
What do Asian hons even look like? How tall are you familia
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>>5809446
lets do ambien and walk around the beach till we pass out?
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>>5808936
>"what the fuck is wrong with that good tier, they all look like men"
Bruh you said this about an entire row on a tier list including me, beepbeep, sparky and a few others and tried to delete it when you realized you left your trip on
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>>5809452
>not being straight edge like me.

But seriously, no if I have to drive I will not take anything. I am not retarded.
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>>5809428
there was really nothing to fix
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>>5809450
Like your dad...
>>
>>5808954
The witch. Best horror film I've seen in a few years.
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>>5809460
can you photoshop her room so it looks clean pls
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>>5809462
ok.
>>
>>5809456
>half of them
>half of them were pre hrt photos I had never seen before including straightwhiteguy who is literally a man

lose my number tho
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>>5809456
BTFO
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>>5809457
buy the day parking pass then silly
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>>5809433
4 months. Low dose ;_;
>>5809442
I don't wanna be a novelty fuck : c
>>5809449
NO
>>5809460
if you only knew.. :c
>>5809464
JC I'll clean it tomorrow no bully pls
>>5809444
no hugbox pls : /
>>
Meanposters leave
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>>5809476
Swg wasnt even on the list. Yeah, you did say half but they most definately were not pre-hrt photos, aside from like beepbeep and sparky
>lose my number tho
?
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>>5809473
idk. if you ever google asian mtfs most of them look relatively fem, skinny, young, even before transitioning.

i look a LOT like my dad and it bothers me a lot. it doesn't help i was in denial for a long time and lifted weights to repress so i have a dadbod. best case scenario i'll be able to pass if i save up for south korean face rearrangement
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>>5809485
4 months? Huh? Damn, you must have looked like an indian waffle taco as fuck as a guy.
>>
>>5809481
i dont even have a working car atm either.

My car is done, the van I took you is is most likely done too, and all we have left is an old back up car besides my parents cars.

I am sad about it. I can't really take the backup car very far anyways so I double fucked. I can basically go five miles each way in it. Maybe if I get a new car or something. Phoenix is looking more likely everyday too since I think I might have a place to stay maybe. Not forsure yet though. Now all I need to worry about is a car.

I got the job, the place to live, and now all I need is a car.

Although none of this is forsure yet.
>>
>>5809490
>?
my phone number, you can go ahead and delete it
>>
>>5809491
Sorry to hear that, fellow Asianfriend. It's okay, I look like my dad too, so who knows if I'll actually pass or not.
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>>5809485
>novelty fuck
I thought the whole point was to be more like a woman. Most women met in a bar situation are a novelty fuck of some kind or another. Is there potential to gf you? Sure, if you're cool. I'm just saying where it regards looks, so acting on looks specifically, you're within the range that would be good for casual sex.
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>>5809485
I hope you get raped by a nigger delivering pizza to a ghetto
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>>5809508
that is totally not an okay thing to say! apologize!
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>>5809496
Jesus, you're a fucking cunt
>>
>>5809485
>implying I'm hugboxing
You look good, seriously ;_;
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>>5809504
you're at a much better position though! esp at your age. if i ever get the courage to post pics on here i'll act as a cautionary tale to let young asian mtfs know that the automatic asian pass is a myth and to start HRT as soon as possible.
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>>5809496
>wahhhhhh, a friend exposed my bitterness
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>>5809526
>start hrt before 20 they say
>as long as you are not too manly looking you can pass
>you can still do boy mode after years of hrt and none will think you are a tranny
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>>5809532
what age did you start, melly?
also i wanna shoot funs with you someday
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>>5809526
Yeah, I guess people are too used to seeing kpoppy effeminate men, so they think we are all dainty males who will one day become qt girls. Totally not the case for everyone. Anyway, I wish the best of luck to you! Kind of happy to know there are Asians here, too.
>>
>>5809527
>>5809515
Mean posters pls, this isn't some highschool cafeteria. She's acting like a cunt about something I wrote a couple months ago while sleep deprived about a tier list with prehrt photos of new trips and a guy. I'm an adult I can tell a random acqutence to not text me any more.
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>>5809544
19 but almost 20

And sure

If I move to Phoenix I will most likely get to live alone. My dad and his gay lover, I am joking but it might be true, are buying a house in Phoenix to store their funs that that California banned. I think they will have about 600 funs in the house and I will most likely get a dealer license to I can sell funs at the gun show when they are in town since they are already dealers themselves. I already have a job lined up that is more stable, but one weekend a month selling funs is good too. It is more of a social outting too and they will be my rent payment.
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>>5809552
>its ok to say they're men because they were pre-hrt :^)
>>
important message from sheen!

>tfw no bf
>>
>>5809552
>confirmed meanposter pretends to be the victim
>>
>>5809559
Straight white guy is a man
>>
>>5809552
Are you kidding me?
Please quit with the damage control bro.
Just admit you're a huge cunt
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>>5809554
Your dad went gay? LOL how did that happen? too much estrogen flowing in the house?

also sorry about your car, it fucking sucks not having a ride out in this shit state. I had to spend my savings rebuilding my engine a few weeks back but it was worth it.
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I wanna delete my pics but 4chan won't let me.
Sorry thread let's kill this one quickly pls
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>>5809566
>its ok to call them all men because one of them put on there as a joke actually is! :^)
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>>5809428
How can I fix what is not broken?
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>>5809589
what a cute snek :^)
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>>5809573
>Your dad went gay? LOL how did that happen? too much estrogen flowing in the house?

I don't think they are gay, but they spend a lot of time together and call each other babe. I mean he talks more to him than my mother so idk, they might be gay who the fuck knows lol.

>also sorry about your car, it fucking sucks not having a ride out in this shit state. I had to spend my savings rebuilding my engine a few weeks back but it was worth it.

Yeah, I only hope I can get a new car soonish. I am kind of bummed about it though.

I want to write a program that finds the roots and inner area. Give the equation pls.

I have nothing better to do than do it on scheme lol.


ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

or I could go finish my i3 config bar

What is fucked up is I do both theses thing at the same time. I am gender fluid lol
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>>5809546
thanks! you too. and there are at least a few others, I'm sure.

>>5809554
Whoa.. you should start stockpiling now so that if hillary gets elected you can profit off the panic buyers :)
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>>5809599
>but they spend a lot of time together and call each other babe
Yeah they are fully fucking and are both switch
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>>5809566
SWG was not on the row you were calling men
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>>5809618
>>5809618
>>5809618
When you're ready
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>>5809552
Everything about you is fake, and if someone calls you out you whine and say they're mean or defend yourself anon
You're not hot shit like you wish you were, you're a loser that puts too much effort in your internet reputation
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>>5809554
>19 but almost 20
Hey me too! : D
;_;
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>>5808789
Corbyn is also not from a party that's famous for running third sons of the nobility.
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>>5807841
Plastic surgery
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I'm aware that Imgur.com will stop allowing adult images since 15th of May. I'm taking actions to backup as much data as possible.
Read more on this topic here - https://archived.moe/talk/thread/1694/


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