/mtfg/ - M2F General

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>>5792980
I was told I would be a flaming homosexual if I smoked weed. The problem was I was a flaming homosexual before I ever even touch anything.

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wwe wuz kaengs n shit nigga ernebjewjbrer

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>>5792994
I think they can spoil but it takes like years?

I prefer cypro over spiro tbhon.

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In honor of Pokemon Day

Pokemon made me realize I was a girl.

>Red was my first vidya
>Get Gold on release date
>Have to wait awhile, Crystal comes out
>Huh, I can play as a girl? Might as well try that
>Play every day
>complete Pokedex
>Almost always girl thereafter
>Cut to 10 years later
>Feeling weird about self, don't understand why.
>Talking to some people
>Maybe you're transgender
>Remember Crystal
>Well, damn.

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So tell me Bernfags, why do you support him?

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>>5792999
>>5793000
Nice least-significant digits.

>>5793008
I'm for Clinton

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>>5793003
That's a top nep you have there.

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I just noticed how large andrejas ribcage is, and this is from pre puberty testosterone blockers

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>>5793007
i would pick the girl every single time in Pokemon and of I ever picked the boy it would always make me feel super uncomfortable and unhappy

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>>5793007
>tfw never played a Pokeman other than red/blue
This must be why it took me so long to come to terms with being trans...

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>>5793011
Have fun banning encryptions.
Here's some andreja nipple for your troubles

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>>5793007
I like pokemon too but I keep it on the down low

>>5793023
nvm

>>5793017
Anything above 30" is large

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>>5793017
I think that's just the nordic body type.

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>>5793007
>tfw I played pokemon since red and blue came out.
>tfw I even got the pokemon yellow gameboy bundle
>played all the way up until crstyal
>my friends asked me why I playe a girl character
>i can't remember the shitty excuse I made
>tfw I want to play pokemon now
>tfw I can't because tsa broke the top part of my new 3ds when I went to seattle.

;_;

>>5793010
WHAT A THRILL

>>5793011
I can honestly see why someone would vote for Bernie, but if you vote for shillarly just an hero. I mean seriously an hero.

Shit is a liar, will say anything to win, has no morals, is sold out to wall street, and is a tool of the establishment.

>>5793028
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X5Izm1LQfw4

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Drugs are bad, I'm glad I listened to my DARE officer

>>5793029
It's okay. You tried.

>>5793028
>31 years old wearing pokemon pj's

>>5793039
Shut up you dumb ass drugie.

>>5793041
haha wow cool :)

>>5793037
this one is funnier
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yqYKUHUzva8

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>tfw qt boy gets mad at you because you call him a liar for saying you look like a girl

>>5793045
This general has a 36 year old living out his sissy fantasies.

>>5793037
Thank you for your non informative conservative radio mouthpiece rebuttal.

You know sometimes you want someone who was Secretary of State, and a congresswoman, with real experience as president

And sometimes you want someone who has been bankrupt 8 times, and ran a fake predatory university and a trash tv show

http://strawpoll.me/6938842

>>5793039
>no tabs in those pictues

I am disappointed

Also why the fuck would you take pills of molly? That shit is cute with who knows what.

>>5793047
Daily reminder that alcohol and tobacco are all drugs

>>5793055
>tfw it has been over a month since the last time you have been kissed

He tasted good too ;-;

>>5793050
Hoe are you rawr?

>>5793055
Shoulda called him gay.

>>5793024

I even gave my trainer in Red a girls name, because I figured it doesn't look too male.

Right?

Are any of you self medding. Would it really be too bad of an idea?

>>5793045
i'm 26 and I have every right to like pokemon, I was there when it first fucking started, I ruled the pokemon card league for years

>>5793059
Hi
>>5793045
Stunted social development imo

>>5793069
>Hoe
rude

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/mtfg/ meetup when?

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>>5793047
Smoke more

>>5793068
Know your supplier, silly. Don't just go buying random pills from strangers. Besides, I like my pills cut with meth :/

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>>5793069
I just want him to be honest.
>saying I look like a girl on a pic that blinq thinks looks male

>>5793071
It's a good idea if you're yuro and have to wait ages for legit hrt.

>>5793071
Many of the people here are or are on Informed Consent. The main problem is no blood tests so you can't tell if you're taking 'enough' easily as well as possible liver damage etc but that's from like anything.

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>>5793039
the hilarious thing about dare is that it only caused an increase in drug use because it told kids that drugs are cool and made it seem like everyone else is doing them

>>5793037
I'd rather an honest, trustworthy and competent establishment candidate than someone with extreme and untested ideas like either Bernie or Trump, or batshit insane apocalyptic religious conviction like Cruz, but Hillary is anything but honest, trustworthy or competent. Rubio and Kaisich seem like the least terrible options still in the race at this point, but I've become pessimistic enough to feel that it'll come down to Bernie or Hillary against Trump or Cruz, and among those four I would strongly prefer Bernie if for no other reason than that he's honest and wouldn't actually be able to push any of his crazy ideas through congress.

>>5793070
h-ha r-rifht b-but were not trannies or anything

>>5793072
You are 31 years old, Elliot

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YOU'RE SUPPOSE TO VOTE NO
GET IT TOGETHER

>>5793076
A freudian slip, nothing more. Med students can't be hoes.

>>5793085
Oh it's you doughnut. At first I felt sorry for the dude but then I remembered he's a Swede. He deserves it.

>>5793017
Her body makes me feel better about mine

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>>5793095
Meh it's no worse than people here who still watch anime

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Does is really get better when you admit that you are trans, see a therapist and start HRT? Are you actually happy now?

Also can someone please explain to me how HRT helps with these dysphoric feelings?

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/mtfg/ where is mister marathon?

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>>5793065
>You know sometimes you want someone who was Secretary of State, and a congresswoman, with real experience as president

>Secretary of State
She fucked the middle east pretty badly as well as fuck up the whole lets let china expand in the south china sea ...

Oh, lets not forget she supported and was a major back to ttp

>congresswoman
She servered in the senete and had a horrible record that ranged from the Iraq war to the patriot act.

Trump on the other hand is great.


>>5793091
I will never vote for anyone who was not progun.

>>5793083
well it is your body lol.

I mean if I do stupid shit like take mdma or acid, I am going to be sure it is the real deal.

Lately I have been trying to keep away from that stuff and be sober. Someone who is not me has weed, beer, tabs and some molly somewhere around their room. I have been sober for like a month of everything though.

>>5793097
i did it for you, baby. <3

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>>5793100
>doughnout

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>>5793112
Thank you

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>>5793115
now how about a little smooch? :')

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>>5793107
>>5793107
Pre hrt - sucidial depression had to repress the tranny feels 100% just to function. So much as glancing at cute girl clothes triggered intense dysphoria and chest pain

On hrt - happy can function and out enjoying life more

>>5793111
why do you always post the same picture of yourself?

How bad of an idea is it to drink on HRT? Is my liver fucked?

>>5793119
But how? Is it because it makes you happy seeing your boobs grow and just generally becoming more feminine?

>>5793131
pretty much. Also it's nice to know I'm not getting more masculine as time goes on

>>5793088
Can confirm, all the people that I went through DARE with did drugs.

>>5793111
Yeah, I treat my body like absolute shit when I do drugs. Figure I'm still young and can get away with it, and if I'm going to do MDMA and mess up my brain for a week, I may as well go balls out.

Good on you for staying sober though.

>>5793133
WTF WHY DUDE

One reply and I'll get drunk tonight

>>5793095
i'm 26 and was born in 1990

>>5793133
>>5793137
kek

>>5793087
You can't just make 2 appointments or have the blood work done before?

>>5793138
Do it faggot

>>5793141
THOSE DEFORMED TITS DUDE OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDDDD

>>5793109
I heard he ran a 24K today 02:36 faster than he should have due to dodgy GPS and that he's resting now.

>>5793138
Drinking is bad for you mkay?

>>5793118
*unzips dick

>>5793130
Just keep drinking :)

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>>5793146
Aww, I haven't talked to him in awhile and I had something important to tell him.

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>>5793147
oh, baby. that's uh..such a nice zipper you got there. ;)

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What do you do if you have long, thin fingers??? Are you screwed? Do any CIS girls actually have long fingers?

>>5793142
Blood work should ideally be done every like 3 months (I'm super lazy and am doing every like 6 months practically) but you need to semi-regularly and you need the initial. Also it's specific hormone panels that you won't get from just general lab work because they don't normally test for both T and E levels. I don't know if any doc will order the blood panels without information as to why and probably a couple sit downs to make sure you're not just a fetishist etc.

Informed Consent still ends up with a couple sit downs but doesn't necessarily involve an endocrinologist or someone who's extremely knowledgeable, but the reason so many are on it is because it's the closest you can get to what you said of just a few appointments and be done.

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All these hons tell me that I should not kill myself and wait the whole year until healing is fully done.

If I look like shit right now, then why continue as I'll look like shit later

>>5793147
ok

>>5793156
Well since the quality of this thread is abysmal (and about to get even worse), you can give him a few minutes to limp over to his computer and fire up Skype.

>>5793160
She's cute.

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>>5793167
It's unnecessary mister, I just wanted you to know that there's a 99.9% chance that I'll start camming soon.

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>tfw have masculine hollow cheeks like andrew pejic
Fucking kill me

>>5793169
>cute
That's a literally man face

>>5793007
I'm mtf trans and I played as a guy. Too in the closet to even pick the girl but I look forward to playing as one now :p

>>5793174
Nah don't worry about that too much, I am a female and have hollow cheeks like that. Even if I never wear make up I do not look man-faced. I think it's a certain combination of features that makes you look either feminine or masculine, and not a single one.

>>5793171
Don't even joke about that. This is my recovery period, I only want to hear happy stuff. You (and I'll add Sophie) are far too good and capable to do something like that.

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>>5793003
I love the dressup in XY, pic related is me.

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>>5793186
But I look like a male :')

Jen aniston is my man face inspiration

>>5793159
Very informative, thank you.

I'm going to make an appointment after the weekend with one of the doctors on the informed consent pdf in Seattle, does anyone have experience here / recommendations?

>>5793174
Hongie stop being so crazy. Crazy ain't cute.

>>5793190
Your socks are cute.

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>tfw female in male body
>tfw depressed as a 26yo white male
>hairy as shit like me hair grows back in about a week if a shave [shaved body 3times/head 3times] and do not know how to lazor hair removal.
>uneven hairy shoulders
>gaining weight but it is going to handles [am 5'7/136lb 28x32]
>cannot lift much because born with mild cerebral palsy/autism
>hair tickles noes which activates my [spoiler]trap card[/spoiler]allergies
>dick [adverage size] feels like it is not there but does not get hard and it is just /there/.
>i have ddcup silicone tits hung together by tape and shoestings [i try to wear them as much as i can but shoestings digs into my neck]
>when i was about 19, i had a chance to get on hrt but mind told me i was not ready for it and fucked up on that offer.
>moving into an apartment in -9months [waitinglist]

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>>5793196
>hongie
>hon = man
Check mate

>>5793188
You're very biased towards looks.

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>>5793188
I wasn't joking ;w;
I'm sorry I supposed I should've told you later.

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>>5793202
wow and these fools were playing checkers this whole time. you done did got 'em.

>>5793203
Excuse you? What looks?

>>5793208
Wow you must be bored.

>>5793193
Well yes as far as man face inspiration goes, she does look like a barely passable transexual. And besides, that was my point: it's not the hollow cheeks per se, it's the whole face that maybe gives away the fact there's a penis somewhere.

i just found the best mod ever.

http://www.nexusmods.com/fallout4/mods/10353/?

>>5793235
Dogs are better than cats.
Fact.

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>>5793210
....

>>5793245
jiminy jillikers

>>5792720
I like it! Sorry it took me so long, I had to go

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>>5793227
And I have every masculine feature you think of.
Jawline related :)

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Is this true?

>>5793259
ask your mom, noob.

>>5793259
That trans girl in the top left corner is a famous porn star

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Okay, I'm back. ...really need more sleep. Anyway I think I found a place to go for the therapy, so maybe...

>>5793190

My normal look (Don't want to take a full cam pic atm... )

>>5793257
Is that your jawline?

>>5793200
>>hairy as shit like me hair grows back in about a week if a shave [shaved body 3times/head 3times] and do not know how to lazor hair removal.
That doesn't sound that bad actually.

>>5793272
Who isn't at this point?

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>>5793259
here is the truth

>>5793276
Yes

>>5793280
A lot of trans girls?
Only people here who have done porn is edie, Anne, rawr(maybe) and a few others

>>5793235
<3

>>5793257
Brad plz stahp

>>5793274
Starting gender therapy? Good luck, I hope it helps you!

>>5793003
My guess is it's just my T levels being abnormally high due to taking spiro and then stopping it. I'm hoping it'll level out in about a week.

>>5793283
>2016
>not being pure
>implying I suffer from princess complex

How's everyone tonight?

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>>5793290
>Brad
Anon pls

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>>5793257
What's this about jaw angles?

Has there ever been a forehead reconstruction that actually looks good?

Will it look weird if I get rhino and no forehead surgery?

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>>5793288
If that's the case, it's not that remarkably masculine. Mine looks quite like that, pic related too

>>5793288
Anne did porn?

God DAMN I fucking hate myself

>>5793288
By the way you've cammed before so you did porn too

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>>5793219
I suppose, what the hell else do you do in vermontaroo

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>>5793280
I'll never be in porn because it would be a permanent visual record of how disgustingly mannish I was and always will be. No amount of money is worth that. (Unless it's enough money to build and maintain a cute robot girl body for me to transplant my brain into, then I might consider.)

>>5793304
>skrillex hair
Back to ftmg

>>5793298
....

>>5793304
Yours looks rounded in the corners

>>5793305
She did cam work early in her transition

>>5793303
I had the surgery and it doesn't look too bad.

>>5793307
same

>>5793318
But I'm not ftm, I've had shit skrillex hair since I was 15 and I like it. Although I'll admit it, never met anyone who appreciated it.

>>5793320
oh that doesn't count then. its just posting your dick on line

>>5793303
what? Is there such a thing as a masculine or feminine forehead?

Great, give me one more thing to feel dysphoria about.

>tfw would pass without HRT if I fixed my nose
>tfw even look ugly as a boy because of hook nose

Rhinoplasty cannot come soon enough. I'll hopefully have the money at the end of the year.

>>5793328
Nobody on ftmg is actually ftm.
It's the hair, nails, makeup, periods and vaginal sex discussion general.

>>5793336
Explains why I keep seeing Laly post there.

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>>5793307
I'm feeling that right now, I need to do more to speed up my transition... but first I need to nap these feelings off...

>>5793328
And who gives a shit about that? It was jaw-related. My questionable hairstyle is another matter eh?

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How's this jaw? Am I fooked

>>5793336
you can make the same argument for mtfg

>>5793328
>Although I'll admit it, never met anyone who appreciated i
And you still didn't get the hint Skrillexia?

>>5793330
There aren't feminine or masculine foreheads per se. More like foreheads on which you can land a plane and those on which you can not. Trannies usually have the latter.

>>5793336
Ok I am retarded and replied to myself. Back to /earlyonsetdementia maybe, in my case.

>>5793353
>mtfg
>motorcycles, trucks, monster energy and kayla

>>5793324

Who did yours and do you have a pic you would be okay with posting?

>>5793355
No no I got the hint it's simply that I don't care, it's not like many people get to see it anyway

>>5793355
>foreheads on which you can land a plane and those on which you can not

lmao

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>>5793334
i need everythingplasty

>>5793361
More like Poke-me-man, shitty anime, vidya and erp-ing.

>>5793369
Well you should care. We only want what's best for you Skrillexia. Are you some kind of shut-in neet?

>>5793355
>Trannies usually have the latter.
Huh. Why do you think that is?

I'm asking this because I have a sixhead.

tfw you'll never be a qt femme cis tomboy

>>5793366
This was pre surgery to 17 days post op. hair has grown back and I've plucked my eye brows since, which obviously also helps win the appearance.
http://i.imgur.com/oiEMIIL.jpg

>>5793375
really looks like kiwi here

>>5793376
I haven't attended a social event since elementary school birthday parties and I only go to uni. Does that classify as shut-in neet?

>>5793384

Thank you! What do you mean by the hair has grown back... does it grow over the scar to give a natural hairline?

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>>5793352
RSVP

Port favor

Peas and carrots

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>>5793377
Larger volume skulls, higher hairline, effects of testosterone or just shit out of luck.

>>5793384
>>5793389

(you look very nice by the way c:)

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>>5793380
>tfw youll never be a ditzy cis girl whose too attractive for your own good
>tfw youll never even be a cute goth girl with black lipstick and is secretely kind of a nerd
y live

>>5793375
Damn you look old.

>>5793389
The scar is a faded white, with some areas of the stiches being noticeable under the hairline. They sort or meet right at each other, with some hair growing through, but not too much.
Just meant the patchiness in the post op image fixed itself after 6 months.

>>5793388
... YES. The question here is what's lacking? You seem fairly normal Skrillexia from what little I saw in that photo.
Also the spreaders - they have to go.

>>5793384
>>5793389
Also I went with chettawut
http://i.imgur.com/I1GuRjQ.jpg

Since OP's pick is of the Ninja turtles, which was your favorite if you've ever watched it girls? I always really liked Donatello, looking back, I think he would have been the one most likely to be trans, just sayin.

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>>5793402
Yeah goth girls are cute.

>>5793352
Anyone help me pls

>>5793408
No sorry but I like 'em a lot, the spreaders aren't going anywhere, neither are the other piercings and tattoos. I don't know what's "wrong", I just really really dislike being around people and I enjoy spending my free time indoors. I have my routine, my hobbies, a general dislike for real life interaction. I think that's all, really.

>>5793421
Not enough face to tell.

>>5793421
Stop being such an insecure little twerp, it looks fine.

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>>5793414
I liked shredder because I was a total edgelord.

>>5793402
you're a ditzy transgirl who looks cis that's too attractive for her own good so that's p close

>>5793426
Well I'm only interested in the jaw

>>5793427
Oh ok thanks, I worry about it

>>5793414
Metalhead because he is a robot

>>5793424
You sound borderline agoraphobic. Why would you subject yourself to all these attention seeking body modifications and then hide yourself from the world?
I might regret this but what are your hobbies?

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>>5793375
I just realized I could pass if I wore a contagion mask all the time
im actually considering doing it

>>5793448
you look really old.

>>5793451
well that's what constant worry about income will do to a person, plus I used to work construction outdoors since I was 15 so my skin is fucked, but thanks for ruining my day jerk.

>>5793460
Kill yourself

if you haven't done sex work/porn you're agp and need to get THE FUCK OUT NOW!!!!!!!!!

>>5793464
u first

>>5793442
Because I like looking at the mirror and seeing weird things. It's mostly about myself. I build computers so it's a fairly normal hobby, why would you regret asking.

>>5793448
no you can't

>>5793448
You look like you smell bad Kayla

>>5793486
nope, I smell like bath and body works apple blossom

>>5793492
No you don't

>>5793486
i have to agree with this, it's that autistic poop pants look.

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>>5793436
t-thanks c:

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>>5793496
that's just flat out rude

>>5793493
what about vanilla bean?

>>5793477
Building comps is not a hobby. Doing interesting stuff with said commuters is a hobby. And what you might find weird might just look cringey to others.

>>5793496
And day that Kayla keeps her pants on is a good day.

>>5793259
Pretty much all but the sex drive for most trans girls. Still, sex drive is much higher than cis women.

all mtfg does is find ways to hurt me, you people are monsters
fuck this

>>5793527
just being honest, you really do look autistic and old.

>>5793513
No it is a hobby, I like assembling the parts. I like assembling, not just computers, but it's easier to buy components every now and then, assemble them and sell them\hoard them. When I cannot afford new parts I tinker with what I have. Again, I know I should care but I find it difficult to relate to others regarding their opinions about me. It's their business if they find it cringey, isn't it?

>>5793527
post a clyp.it of you being angry

>tfw no bf

>tfw CIS male with mtf gf
i want to pay for all of her SRS

>>5793551
Wow wtf

>>5793527
you make it pretty easy for them kayla

just dont respond and dont make it obvious that whatever someone said hurt you

>>5793551
>tfw CIS male with CIS gf

why am i here

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>>5793550
Oh maddie! There was this doppelganger of you that really made me worried.

>>5793536
It is their business but, to paraphrase, no woman is an island Skrillexia. And you might not like it but social interaction is very important.

>>5793527
I'm nice to you but you IGNORE ME

>>5793567
That's not true... I am a rock, I am an island. And a rock feels no pain... And an island never cries...

>>5793567
That poor jawline on angelina

>>5793567
No I definitely don't like it, you are absolutely correct about that. I am socially retarded and I don't know if there's time to make up for the social development I lost in my teen years. I'm 25, I've only had the same one friend my whole life and no other involvement whatsoever, which is why I suppose it's a bit too late to learn those things. By the way, I've started to like that nickname eh.

>>5793575
I wish I had that jawline...

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rate my mug

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Hi
What's on for today?

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>>5793585
>wanting a square jawline

>>5793588
KUPPY!!!! XD

>>5793587
>Not an original trilogy stormtrooper
0/10

>>5793598
Clone Troopers are the only thing I give a shit about and I prefer the phase 1 but this is good too seeing how it was free.

>>5793592
I'm pretty serious about it, though. I'm definitely getting surgery to make my jawline more defined and symmetrical.

>>5793597
Hi
How are you?

>>5793527
the truth hurts

>>5793603
I should sleep. =[

tfw size 9 feet

Why did God have to give me such disgusting man feet? I would pass if it wasn't for those

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>>5793587
wouldthrowontothefloor/10

>>5793602
>Getting surgery to get a man jaw
What da fuck?

>>5793606
Oh
Go to sleep then, sleep well

>>5793612
That's not too bad

>>5793615
My image of beauty is straight out of the 80s and hence has big hair and a well defined jaw. Both things I'm unfortunately lacking.

motorhead died

>>5793562
iktf
curiosity bro

Pansex guy here
Post pics, I'll make you a pretty cis girl

>>5793622
Like 2 months ago...

>>5793612
Sze 9 male sizes or female sizes?

>>5793621
This isn't the 80s
It's time to grow up

>>5793622
Jane suck too. Jane suck died in 77...

>>5793634
I don't want to. The XXIst century sucks.

>>5793641
Why does it suck?

>>5793579
Oh come on. Don't be like that. We are talking right now aren't we? It's never too late for simple human interaction. Find something you are interested in, find like-minded peeps and take it from there.

If you think white people shouldn't be allowed to be proud of their heritage


well.....

:/

>>5793648
It's easy on the internet, not so much irl when your brain goes in full freeze mode when attempting to form a sentence.

>>5793653
Are you a patient person, anon?

>>5793649
Shut the Fuck up you Racist piece of Shit

>>5793647
Because I can't help feel I don't belong in it. That I ended before it started.

>>5793649
White people are single handedly responsible for every problem in the world and the suffering of every other race
If you were born white you should spend your life feeling guilty about it and try to make up for it by serving the other races

>>5793659
Nice b8

>>5793653
It's easy because you had more practice Skrillexia. Nothing more. If you spent a fraction of that time talking face to face you'd be just as adept.

>>5793659
>serving the other races.
Except... We are not cannibals, unlike... some other races.

>>5793612
If you're complaining about having ladies size 8 feet, you can fuck off. Still, men's 8 isn't that bad, I wear 11 ladies and I'm managing.

>>5793657
Yea! You tell her! I hate white people too! And remember it's okay to be racist against white people because they're white :)

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>>5793641
>the XXIst century sucks
nostalgiafags get out

>>5793672
Racism against white people does not exist, and, if you think it does, you, are yourself, a racist.

>>5793587
As much as I like Clone Troopers, that doesn't look very easy to drink out of

>>5793658
>>5793678
Tell me what the XXth Century was like
I am too young to have remember anything then

>>5793656
Well it depends on the situation, generally yes, I'm inclined to be patient when problem-solving. Why are you asking?

>>5793678
>Jem
https://youtu.be/lkQE5wuBFeY

>>5793649
"White" isn't a heritage.

>>5793570
That's just a thing she does. If you're not someone she hates she'll avoid even interacting for some reason.

>>5793664
I don't know, theoretically you are right, it becomes demanding to learn when your freeze mode is chronic. I'd need to unstuck first.

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hi
just wanted to let ya'll know that i was thinking of you and think you're all really amazing. not for any of those bullshit ~ur so inspirational~ reasons but because of what everyone constantly seems to be going through with their personal issues as well as trying to progress with your life while the people in your real life might not be what you need, and then ppl on 4chan are...what they are. and also that if you're having image issues to remember that you're worth a lot more than the way you look and other shallow bullshit, and that it's all bullshit. as long as you use the time you have to improve yourself, or you at least learn from your mistakes when you make them....then you're doing the best you can and you're not wasting your time. and things can get better in time, but the person who makes it better is you. but ya. anyways. /sappymsg, love u. hope you're doing well.

>>5793696
*farts*

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>>5793659

Actually, black people are responsible for all the problems in the world.

Cradle of Life is Africa, we all sprung up from there. All problems are caused by humans. All humans come from Africa.

>>5793696
Thanks

>>5793693
Neither is black or Latino faggot

>>5793696
aww thanks Edie
Hope you're doing good too

>>5793703
i dont understand how someone who is trans and thus has experienced oppression can be this racist

>>5793701
Global warming was not caused by humans.

>>5793680
Exactly my brother! Down with the white devil and all they've done to this world! Our proud heritage of mud huts and sticks was ruined by centuries of technological advancement and intelligence! We must stand up and fight!

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>>5793696
Edie, pls
Stop hugboxing.
Some of us will never make it.
I'm living proof of that.

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>tfw large pizza for $11 because of lent
thanks papa johns
>>5793696
Thank you Edie, I hope I won't let you down

>>5793696
>and also that if you're having image issues to remember that you're worth a lot more than the way you look and other shallow bullshit, and that it's all bullshit.

The irony is stunning

>>5793717
If you use the code lovepapa you get 40% off your entire order, so you probably could have saved more

>>5793693
Eyyy Watashi!
Why are you so self-hating?

>>5793696
Glad to know you're OK. You're totally flash, you know.

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>>5793190
>>5793274
>trannys can't dress themselves in a videogame either

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>>5793723
Ouch, I'll have to try that next time

>>5793693
I'm pretty certain that this "heritage" thing is 100% USian, though...

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>>5793686
the only thing I remember about the 90s was streetsharks, pokemon, zaboomafoo, amanda bynes and the splat

I was born in 1992 so I was really young then

>>5793689
how did you find my theme song??

>>5793695
Just apply some of that problem solving patience. No matter how embarrassing it gets it will never be as bad as regretting all those missed opportunities.

>>5793733
I grew up with that theme song, among other things...

I fucking hate niggers and chinks so much

>>5793733
At least you can still remember from back then
I can't even remember 9/11
I'm too young for you people :/

>>5793738
Are you Indian? They kept calling me a chink when I was in India...

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>>5793740
>I can't even remember 9/11
I'm feeling old now thanks

>>5793742
Were there any Designated Shitting Streets?

>>5793740
I never remembered it desu

the first time I remember hearing about it is when I moved from cali to oregon in 2004 and it felt like suddenly everybody was talking about it

>>5793744
How old are you Grace?

>>5793745
do you have a job yet sir?

>>5793259
>tfw 100% pure and virginal, would be good mother, bro tier values, amazing at vidyah, would let you use me as a cum dumpster

>>5793745
I don't know, I pooed in the loo. By the way, we actually designated pissing streets in France. It's always the one behind the church.

>>5793724
Hello.

I prefer to think of it as not drinking the 4chan edgelord kool-aid but your mileage may vary.

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>>5793749
19, I was 5 when 9/11 happened and I remember it.

>>5793750
That was a valid question. You need to know where they are to avoid them.

>>5793729

Because Pokemon XY has such a wide range of fashion

>>5793734
I am looking forward to the day when I'll say to my brand new circle of friends "a toast to 4chan, the place that allowed me to learn about my hidden social potential". Jokes aside, I don't know how to change this, on a practical level. I am a full-grown adult, not a teen, which is why it's an ordeal. It's rooted, it coexists with a mental condition, not to mention I'm already set work-wise. There's a huge demand for people with my specialization here that they barely give a shit about your ability to interact.

>>5793748
Guess Californians have more to worry about then planes crashing into buildings

>>5793754
France is India tier

>>5793757
You're not much older than me
You are a New Yorker right? You must've of remembered it clearly

>>5793756
No, no that's self-hatred, you aren't the only one on this board like that. It's just such a weird and round-about way of expressing it.

>>5793766
Oh well.

>>5793628
How tho
>>5793567
Hello friend. Who is my doppelganger?

>>5793765
I'm from Illinois, pretty far away but it was still scary. They let us out of school early that day and my mom took me to her room where we watched the news and tried to find out if my dad was safe because he was flying at the time the attacks were happening.

>>5793765
We talked a lot about California when I was a kid. There had been several deadly earthquakes in the world and the threat of a big one in California was in the media. Along with AIDS, Ronald Reagan, the Challenger shuttle and Margaret Thatcher, those are the catastrophes I remember from my childhood.>>5793765

>>5793777
Do you remember the collapse of the USSR?

>>5793773
Jesus that must of being terrifying
I can't even imagine it as an Aussie

>>5793777
Oh, and Chernobyl, obviously. Though that was much less disastrous than the rest, especially than Thatcher and Reagan.

>>5793780
I mean when you're 5 you don't understand it too well. You just see smoking towers on the TV and know bad people killed a lot of good people. You don't understand how someone could do that, or why, or fully comprehend the situation. My mom did her best to keep me calm, she didn't need her kids freaking out like she was.

>>5793780
There very much was a before and after 1986 for me. The fall of the USSR happened after. was already in middle school by then...

>>5793796
yeah
that's gotta be the scariest shit

>>5793764
That's just sad Skrillexia. You can't let yourself be flattened into an interchangable work module. You need to live it up a little. Nothing is set in stone, especially not someone's behavior. You have to go out of your comfort zone, hurt a little.
Anyway I gotta go to sleep. I did this stupidly fun thing for three hours and I am barely keeping awake.

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>>5793808
It was beautiful

>>5793808
Not scarier than Margaret Thatcher's bad teeth, I'm pretty sure.

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What's up mtfg

>>5793771
Oh it was some trip that looked a lot like you in your earliest pics. Plus all that talk about detranistioning had me worried.

>>5793816
I'm guessing you don't like Thatcher?

>>5793818
Nothing much
you?

>>5793812
Alright random person, goodnight and sleep well. Going back to Dark Souls.

>>5793813
Not at all. Enough time has passed that people can try and joke about it, but nothing about 9/11 was beautiful.

>>5793818
you look like a man with a wig

>>5793821
Well, she looked and sounded terrifying on TV. And adults talked about her as if she were the devil itself. So... She left a bad impression on my young mind.

>>5793820
Oh! That's sweet of you to worry anon. I was just being a melodramatic idiot. I got back to voice work the next day!

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the truth

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so what do you do when you can't pass at all as a woman?

>>5793835
Lol

>>5793825
I don't agree. In the direct aftermath, Karlheinz Stockhausen said the attacks were a work of art. And those words felt right. Not because I liked Stockhausen, because they had a very simple and moving ring of truth.

one day i will make one of you my gf

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>>5793836

No one here has the answer to that, trust me I have asked. At best people will tell you that passing doesn't matter or the same people will rip on you and call you ugly if you post a pic. Best thing to do is poison your body with enough stuff that you will die soon because if you can't pass just like I can't pass then life isn't worth living.

>>5793839
How were they art in any way?

>>5793836
You live as a god tier femboy and just appreciate all the people who want to fuck you

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>>5793821
About to head out to dinner. How has the employment search going?

>>5793828
It's all real. My hairline has been getting weirder on HRT.

>>5793852
so much for leaving huh

>>5793859
I didn't say I was leaving, I just said fuck you guys.

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>>5793856
same

>>5793858
Been busy with school unfortunately
So haven't really gotten around to it :/
Chastise me

>>5793257
i came here to tell you no

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be honest

who here has had sex with a dog?

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>>5793874
0_0

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Yessssss

>>5793883
why just plain cheese?

>>5793867
Shame shame shame

>>5793883
>amateur

>>5793890
I know V___V

>>5793874
I haven't if that's what you're implying. I'm not German. But I stand by my words, if I had to choose at gunpoint between sex with a guy and with a dog, I would most definitely pick the dog.

>>5793890
That included bell emojiis

>>5793883
only one slice?

i downed an entire pizza by myself the other night.

get on my level

>>5793896
I wasn't even talking to you, you fucking insane autistic mongoloid.

Fuck off back to tlg you fucking cretin. I hope a man rapes you.