/mtfg/ Bimbo edition

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>>5776309
i don't see the purpose.

my breasts are augmented

Gofundme(dot)
com/pmqsbndg

It's time for hons to stop

>tfw mtfs lick stuff

Aw yeah~ 8)

>>5776354
Who did you go to, did you get those ugly underboob scars?

>>5776361
UNATCO.

>>5776365
Anime

>>5776359
but i am a hon. 8-(
>>5776367
?

>>5776365
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6uOA3IqJDdY

i want someone to pat my head and call me a good girl while i suck their cock/eat them out

>>5776351
Holy hell please get a tounge scraper

>Posting Ana Mancini
Kayla staaaahp

>>5776368

I SAID LICK IT. You're a hon though? Lemme see! :D

more pics of stuff being licks

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Have you pandered to special snowflake tumblrkin non binaries today yet, /mtfg/? Remember, you're being exclusive if you haven't.

>>5776389
what

>>5776383
but i never go outside.
>>5776387
you didn't say that at all.

>>5776389
>non binary
I also have a large wardrobe

>>5776347
>i have artificial jugglers

AMA

>>5776392

Liiiiiiick it.

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>>5776391
>>5776391
This non binary individual (green) takes offense to the term trans* because the asterick isn't inclusive to non binaries. Some one just posted an article on the post about that explaining it to me.,
And then the same non binary person said that article had a baised tone and makes too many assumptions and demanded it be taken down

>>5776400
but i already did.

What will happen if I coat sausages with blended parsley after the water is reduced but before frying? Will the parsley stick? Do I need flour or something?

>>5776389
you do realise it is easy to make out your real name on that, right?

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>tfw just remembered most trans people irl are cringey as fuck and make us all look bad

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>this thread

kayla is hella fuckin creepy lmao

>>5776409
you included bb

>>5776409
ur one to talk lol

>>5776403
>Transvestite
no

>>5776414
You ate da kayla b8 m8

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>>5776403
I don't get kids these days

>>5776389
hmm, Riley suits you

>>5776414
>>5776412
says the bald polish fuck

>>5776418
o no

>>5776425
Induce vomiting and post aftermath

>>5776404

:P Okay. Now let me see if you're really a hon!

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>>5776409
That's what Im bitching about.
No one wants to just be accepted as their preferred gender, you need to make up your own pronouns and non binary gender name otherwise you might as well just be cisscum. If you aren't forcing people to pander to you and making up reasons to offended then you clearly aren't true-trans.

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>>5776424
Don't listen to him, Kayla. You're beautiful and far better than he ever will be.

>>5776430
how about no
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nTHbY9mVYAM

>>5776429
but i already know i am.

>>5776431
just stop and she will go away

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>>5776408
My name is old news, I couldn't care less.

>>5776419
I don't want to be trans or lgbt anymore. I wish I could just be cis and forget people like this exist.

>>5776420
Thanks. Nice 420.

>>5776389
seriously I'm not sure whether it's already known on here but I just found you on facebook from this, I'm not gonna post it but if your name isn't known on mtfg you should probably delete this senpai

>>5776436

Alright anon. Have it your way. :3

>>5776438
oh fair enough, ignore >>5776440 and sorry for the autism then

>>5776441
i'd love to.

>>5776438
>I don't want to be trans or lgbt anymore. I wish I could just be cis and forget people like this exist.
do it, you pass, so you can move on into cis reality

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>>5776438
I should eat

>>5776445

How would that be, anyway?

Good afternoon peeps. This thread looks dramafilled. Someone give me a tl;dr?

>>5776442
stop

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the mtfg discord server is coming along nicely imho

>>5776437
>she

>>5776450
ok

>>5776451
You better kick that shower shitter out or yall gonna have a bad time

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How do I not sketti an interview?
>>5776083
It's really fun! You should learn if you can get a bike.
>>5776102
Oh, I wasn't on about money it was more tfw no bf /gf and DAT 9/10.

>>5776437
i wish you would go away

>>5776448
any situation where nobody sees my hon face is a pleasant one.
>>5776457
>shower shitter
what is this meme

>>5776447
Get some eel pie

>>5776437
He's a man... Don't be afraid to call him what he is.

>>5776456
/pats

good girl

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>>5776432
Clearly you aren't true trans, assigning yourself to one of the binary genders is trans misogyny and you should be ashamed.

>>5776440
>>5776444
No worries, thanks for showing me concern. My name and facebook have been leaked on /b/ and I survived though so I think Ill be ok.

>>5776446
I have... mostly. I still want to talk to other trans people about shit though. 4chan lets me do that at a safe distance, also 4chan doesn't tolerate non binary tumblrkin shit and won't tell me im an inclusive monster for not acknowledging them.

>>5776447
Me too, I have no food in the house though

>>5776459
>How do I not sketti an interview?

git gud faggot

>>5776461

It was supposed to be a lame sex joke~ You could wear a mask. :3 That'd be cute.

>>5776471
what kind of mask?

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>>5776347
>tfw im wearing my VS bombshell bra which makes me between a D and a DD cup today, but 2/3 of it is padding

>>5776475
I bought a bombshell bra and it looks ridiculous. Anyone who sees you regularly will know you're wearing a bra to make yourself look stacked lol. It's been thrown into the back of my closet and I regret buying it. It's total AGP wear.

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>tfw wasn't born anime
jfmsu desu senpai

>>5776474

Depends on the mood I think. An opera mask could be fun, or maybe a robber mask. Dress up for fun and play out some zany situations. Lots of mtfs seem to post pics wearing bandanas over their face.

>>5776479
It's ok, kiwi. Soon the singularity will come and full-immersion VR will be a thing and you'll be able to enter your animes and live the rest of your life as a magical girl.

>>5776478
its super tight too @_@ none of the pushup bras i buy sit on my boobs correctly because my chest is so wide. anyway, i agree, my friend pressured me into it, it is overpriced and uncomfy. i just wish my boobs were really this big

>tfw detransing and testosterone making me want to fuck everything

sucks

>>5776481
it's an interesting thought. i'm going to get some rest. have a nice day.

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>>5776484
>magical girl genre

>>5776490

Good call. Sweet dreams anons.

>>5776494
appreciated.

>>5776489
Come fuck me

>>5776457
>dana comes in
>instantly gets pics posted
quality drama tbqh

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>>5776347
yaaaasss

>>5776498
What do you expect from a fat AGP sociopath kek

>>5776488
Have you looked into options for wide set breasts?

>>5776502
like what?

>>5776500
trip on violet

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>>5776488
Yeah it's super uncomfortable too. I have kinda wideset boobs too and I've found Victoria's Secret demi bras work best. They have demi pushup bras on occasion.

Do you know your proper bra size? I think there are different varieties of bra that work well on wide set boobs, but size also matters for which ones you buy.

>>5776489
begone smelly pleb

>>5776498
I never joined the server senpai but sounds like hips is probably in the server which means people are going to have a bad time unless he is removed


>>5776500
Daily reminder violet will always be salty about me and kaylee

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>>5776470
It's my first one ever!
>>5776489
Bee my bf
>>5776515
S-sorry

>>5776517
Has the curry nigger joined any new religions lately?

>>5776504
Let me Google that for you.
Here's one of the many sites providing information and advice on managing wide set breasts.
http://www.breastandbra.com/best-bra-for-wide-set-breasts/

And this one has info on all kinds of breast shapes.
https://foreveryourslingerie.ca/breasttypes/

It'll take some research to find exactly the right bra for you.

>>5776518
goddamit i knew you were going to do this

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>>5776529
:^)

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>>5776507
i'm a 36b (rip) but my boobs are shallow too. this pic is with the bombshell
>>5776527
tyty

>>5776505
>>5776517
literally who

>>5776537
The person who was accused of raping pookie

>>5776540
wasn't it hips?

>>5776535
No problem. My breasts are pretty active atm, so I feel I'll be out looking for new ones every month or so.

>>5776535
I don't get how you are passing so easy, you taking like super ultra mega hrt? What is your secret?

>>5776518
>It's my first one ever!
Look up common interview questions and pre-prepare most of your responses. That way you're not trying to think of something on the spot, which makes you look bad. Interviewers are people and they do get bored/uninterested.

Think of a few questions to ask the interviewer like 'what is it like to work here?' or, if the company is medium sized or smaller, 'where do you see the company going in the next few years?' Asking questions about the company and workplace shows enthusiasm about the company and makes you seem like a better fit. Yeah, sure, you may just be looking for a paycheck, but most places are looking for a new member of their team.

>>5776542
yeah

the police threw the case out though iirc

>>5776543
i thought mine were growing but im beginning to think maybe i just have a pinched nerve. but anyway i just bought one of those maidenform bras so we'll see how it fits ^_^

>>5776537
I thought u were talking about hips, violet is one of my exes who made my life turn into a piece of shit

>>5776544
really nigga?

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Help me gals. Did anyone had forehead type 3 + bone cement (no screws). How long dose swelling or whatever makes my forehead soft and squishy last?

Do you think it might be because of the bone cement?

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>>5776551
>Do you think it might be because of the bone cement?
>implying anyone on this board knows anything about bone cement
Why not just call your doctor?

>>5776550
yes really, maybe being the only one here with horrible freckles I am just jelly of full timers with perfect complexion

>>5776549
by getting you arrested?

>>5776557
im wearing full coverage concealer and powder in that photo

>>5776556
I did wrote an email to him. But wanted others to share some experience.

>>5776535

You have pretty eyes maddie :)

>>5776563
how do you get your hair so perfect? do you go to a salon? i don't know how to make mine not frizzy

>>5776488
>because my chest is so wide.
>>5776535
>i'm a 36b (rip)
that's not a wide chest ._.

I'm 95B, that's 42B in weird size.

>>5776569
put on your wig :^)

>>5776558
Lol for what

>>5776557
do you full time?
a year right?
curious i am

I need an honest opinion about my disgusting body.
Would I ever make it?
unsee cc/ranozupe/
unsee cc/pezidoba/

I need aggressive FFS. Who should I go to?

>>5776569
shampoo or conditioner that hydrates your hair should be helpful.

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>>5776578
I don't need it anymore
what I do need is way more electrolysis and makeup

>>5776584
its pretty rawr tier so no sorry

>>5776566
t-thanks, y-you too
>>5776569
idk i just blow dry it like my stylist showed me @_@

>>5776591
girl more light pls
dark helps no1

>>5776584
You'll be fine.

>>5776591
the first honest front on pic of kayla
you don't look that bad you retard, you will pass in time

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>>5776545
Rad, my friend told me what the interview is since he got hired by them in October. Hopefully I'll get it.

>>5776579
?

>>5776600

LOL silly.

>>5776591
I feel sorry for you hahaha

>>5776601
don't have anymore light, and the mini blind is broken, also I deleted my web cam driver so I am stuck with this bs online one

>>5776614
omg.
youve got a phone yeah?
lit selfiessss

>>5776612
I know I am ugly, I never said I wasn't. It made my life hell looking this bad.

>>5776606
Based on that picture, I'd agree, she definitely will pass eventually just fine...

But kayla isn't a real person and is just an internet troll. I don't know who he gets the pictures from.

>>5776620
Hypothetical
If you ended up passing
Would you still post here?

>>5776612
Fuck off rawr.

>>5776620
Don't listen to him. You're beautiful.

>>5776621
You think I will pass with effort? I just know if I could actually do my makeup right and my hair and clothes better I could look way better than that pic but I don't know if its enough to pass and be semi attractive.

>>5776616
its a shit $25 dollar phone

>>5776629
>You're beautiful
kek, hell no I ain't. I am cool with that though, I just want to pass and be at least a little attractive.

>>5776602
Why?

>>5776641
You already are. rawr just wants to put you down because he's a bald gay man that hates people who are actually trans.

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>>5776591
Lol you look better than me Kayla. I know I should have brushed my hair before this picture, but I just got done with my work out and eating breakfast. I mean I look straight up ugo though.
hahahahahahahaha


Also the God-Emperor conquered another state. Soon we will start the wall and I can take the black.


>>5776607
That picture is pretty much me except I have arch installed. I have installed linux from scratch though so I am at a higher level than most arch users. Well somewhat lol, I still don't know shit. I might install bsd when I get some free time.


>>5776641
I mean don't get me wrong, but you are not a 10/10, but you look better than me and more attractive. I am just ugo so you have that going for you.

>>5776620
you're beautiful hon don't listen to what anyone else says
especially your droopy eyes and mustache

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>>5776633
Kayla, this person is getting SRS in two weeks. Why aren't you?

>>5776389

Seriously why won't these faggots just fuck off to the queer page?

If you do not want to become the gender opposite of your birth then your fucking not trans.

Besides the facebook page isnt even about LBGTQ or even GAY, but trans.

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>>5776646
oh fuck, I didn't put the picture of me in it.


I need more firearms.

>>5776621
>But kayla isn't a real person and is just an internet troll.
so trolls aren't human beans like you and me but they live in the internet? has the internet birthed it's own sentient species that's only strive in life is to troll humans? how do i know i am real?

>>5776644
I really don't want to cause a ruckus with others. I do admit rawr is a mean jerk along with booger and lilly who drop trip to insult everyone. But still, lets drop it and maybe they will go away.

>>5776650
dohohohoho

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>>5776628
I pass and I still post here...

>>5776649
>>5776650
Hello rawr. Bullying your betters again?

And the person you posted passes better than you ever will. At least they aren't fucking bald....

>>5776591
why are your eyes so googly? is it all the pain and suffering revealing itself on the surface?

so has all this drama been the same since 420?

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>>5776661
yeah I wish I knew what it was like to pass.


I am going to use my parents money to buy more fire arms and then living in a woods.

Am I an idiot or a genius for using honey as a facial moisturiser? It smells nice and it feels right.

>>5776663
rawr actually passes, don't get too angry Kayla

>>5776661
Sir, this thread is for trans WOMEN. Please exit this safe space.

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>>5776661
We all pass inside!

>>5776667
>not widening your eyes to a shocked stare to look more 'feminine' for the camera

>>5776670
>tfw you know someone who actually built a cabin in the woods with a garden, a well, and a bunch of guns

Craziest motherfucker I've ever met

>>5776673
I'm not Kayla. You do realise everyone here despises rawr and his bullshit right?

>>5776679
you pass you stupid neet, quit attention whoring just because you could afford the privilege of getting your face cut open

Kayla is one of the most ugly and least passing people here, he's literally a sissy that attention whores like a gay man

>>5776628
>If you ended up passing
>Would you still post here?
No. I would leave and start a real life anew.

>>5776653
I didn't make my appointment, I couldn't find parking in the entire fucking city. Is there a way we can go together and then hang out for the rest of the day? I still want to get my ears pierced with someone.

>>5776650
are you fucking kidding me? proof?

>>5776667
yes, I have the 2 thousand yard stare

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>>5776682
This guy sounds pretty fucking cool.


Anyways I need to take care of some stuff then maybe fap and get back to coding.
cya faggots.

Oh, I had another interview yesterday.

I doubt I will get the job, but whatever, I am at least trying right?

>>5776688
easy there kayla

>>5776688
I'm not a neet and I'm not attention whoring I don't pass and honest people tell me that.

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>>5776679
Nope

>>5776672
Honey will actually draw moisture out of your skin cells through osmosis. Doesn't make you can't use some in a moisturizer, but you shouldn't be using it raw. Try mixing it with vegetable glycerin and/or aloe vera gel.

>>5776689
Hello rawr.

>>5776685
nope rawr doesn't do much of anything Kayla on the other hand nobody likes him

>>5776690
https://www.reddit.com/r/TrollXChromosomes/comments/47bz8j/fellow_trolls_im_having_a_vagina_installed_in/

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>>5776698
Well, I do...

>>5776703
Fuck off rawr. Go bully someone else you piece of shit...

>>5776663
>>5776685
>>5776700
stay crazy hon

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>>5776698
>ribcage

>>5776690
Well my car is officially fucked for a few days so I can't really go anywhere. It is fucked up that my car and the back up van are both not working ;-:


Well, I mean I took my dad's old car to the interview yesterday, but it barely made it. Maybe after I get one of them fixed or buy a new car. idk we will see.

I would like to hang out with you soonish because thing are moving foreword for my move. basically if I don't land a job in the next two weeks here in California I am moving. I already have a job lined up in phoenix and the jury is still out if I will move anywhere else.

>>5776710
P S Y C H O
S
Y
C
H
O

>>5776661
>pass

Are you so sure?

so my guild in DOMO has lost most of its high-ranking members to other guilds and i'm left wondering what exactly MMO guilds do together?
like, i was invited at random into this guild and no one really made the effort to befriend me or go questing together, so it was mostly something that said "i belong" but there wasn't a coherent identity that i belonged to

>>5776672
>>5776699
I don't think that's true. Honey is a natural humectant (a substance that retains water), so it will maintain the skin’s natural moisture levels, keeping it soft, smooth, and wrinkle-free.

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>tfw huge nose
>tfw bump on the nose ridge

>>5776718
If you say Kayla passes then she definitely does

>>5776704
how in the living fuck does an freak like that get srs and I don't? God damn fucking hons, they are all just rich men who are bored. Fucking srs should be limited to people under 30 years old.

>>5776728
>under 30
So you're never going to get SRS

>tfw no qt chaser bf to top

>>5776718
100% percent sure. I mean, it should be easy to clock me, this picture has noticeable male anomalies. Except nobody notices my Adam's apple in real life, even when I tell them I'm getting it shaved off... Same goes for the rest. It's just masculine within cis female norms, I guess...

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>>5776735
>tfw you realize eliot is old as fuck and still lives with his mom

>>5776591
this is you, kayla? why the fuck do you complain so much? you look fine. even if you dont pass 100% its not like youre ugly.

>>5776728
Well, I'm 37 and getting SRS in 68 days...

>>5776739
Fuck off rawr.

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best decision i've made in awhile

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>>5776745
Fuck off eliot.

>>5776740
So I don't look as bad as I feel? I guess I do have bdd because I feel like I look like Quasimodo.

>>5776713
well good luck out in arizona

>>5776735
I haven't begged medi cal for it yet

>>5776742
yeah, because you own a home, have a career, and are a flaming hon.

>>5776753
Dude you're almost 30 lol

>>5776753
you are the hon

>>5776749
> I guess I do have bdd
I mean most people here have some form of something like it. it. Separating myself from here for a while is what helped me get my head on straight about it and realize more of where things actually are and things I can do to improve.

>>5776713
Lemme know if you end up in AZ I have an interview for a 'real' job next month and am saving some up from this temp gig I've got.

How long does it take for my libido to come back after starting prog? And how long until the other effects come forth?

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>>5776753
It's time to stop, Kayla

>>5776755
im 26
Also my dysphoria was so bad I shut myself off from the world, that's why I am poor and alone. If you can survive past 30 without killing yourself then you ain't really trans, and if you can get a career going too then you ain't trans.

>>5776764
When asking about prog you should know there's Progynova or w/e the Estradiol and there's also prog as Progresterone which is a secondary hormone usually added in like a year. I assume you're talking about the former as libido isn't solely tied to the latter and comes back with the former, but becomes more regular once on the latter..

>>5776753
>Kayla is almost 30
>delayed transition for 5+ years
>did some construction jobs
>got a community college associates degree
>no real degree
>no money
>no skills
>no job
>living with mom
>full time man mode
>ugly as shit
>MISS COCK
>calling other people hon
Pay attention people, this is how you don't succeed

Rank the following hons, in order, from biggest hon to least:

sheen, kayla, jocelyn, kiwi, watashi, angie, sonic, edgar, chris chan

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>>5776770

>>5776762
>am saving some up from this temp gig I've got.
so the thing with the sugar daddy worked out from a couple days ago?

>>5776770
you aren't trans hon

>>5776770
You have autism not dysphoria

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>>5776781
But I'm not a hon.
I actually pass
Sorry to disappoint you dude

>>5776781
Me

>>5776781
Rawr
Angie
Jocelyn
Kiwi
Sonic
Edgar
CWC
Watashi

Kayla isn't a hon

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>>5776781
Can I be a hon?

>>5776781
chris chan
kayla
sheen
angie
kiwi
watashi
edgar
sonic
jocelyn

>>5776781
Kayla isn't a hon in appearance, but she's definitely the biggest hon on the inside.

>>5776779
How do you succeed with the cards stacked against you? A Bachelors degree costs $20,000 minimum and I don't have the money. Also I am moving out on my own in a month.

>>5776793
who could be behind this post

>>5776793
Elliot, pls

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>>5776762
Yeah I will. idk I will be working near scottsdale if I do move out to phoenix. If you are going to be working out in that area we can be room mates if you want.

>>5776781
>>5776793

Why am I not on this list?

>hon like features
>loves weapons
>part germanic

I have an urge to sack rome ffs.

I am a hon.

>>5776783
Yeah it's mostly just like cleaning his place helping him organize and keep his schedule etc. It's actually pretty much just assistant work cause he gets too busy with his job to get motivated to clean that house. Apparently his parent's visa expired when they left the country so he's stuck with a house of their junk to sort through and he just finds it boring and needs some company.

>>5776789
>>5776793
sorry the truth hurts hon
>>5776794
become a delusional piece of shit first

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>>5776781
Tfw master hon.

>>5776799
Kayla is a hon in appearance, I don't know what pictures you've been looking at but you need to take a closer look that shit is like something right out of Lauras playground

>>5776807
What if i'm delusional in the other way?

>>5776810
More cat plz

>>5776807
>random anon has opinions
>b-but it's the truth
;)

>>5776800
Shouldn't you be taking classes at you lesbian molesters college? :^)

>>5776818
>hon is a hon
>b-but I'm not a hon look at my hon pics chasers love these
:^)

>>5776820
Its only a community college. Also I only go twice a week because I am only taking 2 classes, one is to transfer to a UC and the other is to get one more associates.

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>>5776817
>tfw hon finger

>>5776806
that sounds pretty great but i would have never expected it lol.

>>5776823
Aren't you a sassy one, dude

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Im a roller coaster of emotions today.

What do I blame for it?

>>5776826
Why not? Though I was thinking it was too good to be true as well, but hey, turned out to be true. Idk the more I go out on smaller hopes like this the more I learn I have always been too hard on myself in the past.

>>5776833
Me

Or hormones. Sorry you're down =\ Anything in particular?

>>5776824
>one is to transfer to a UC and the other is to get one more associates.
hahaha
>one more associates.
HAHAHAHAHA

>>5776836
>Why not?
idk, just didn't think of it. glad it turned out good for you though.

>>5776838
A UC is a University and I will transfer to one for a batchloers program. And the good part with that is all I will need to take are major courses. I still want to move on but for the time being I just want some low level law degree so I can be a lgbt legal rights advocate, possibly work at a lawers office.
The associates is just a general criminal justice associate degree, they make cops get that so they can be promoted.

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>>5776836
Bf doesn't give me enough attention.

Or im too needy for attention. I feel terrible either way.

I finally stopped doing passive aggressive shit tho and I just ignore him too now.

>>5776848
I would go back to grade school if I were you. Your spelling is awful.

allahu ackbar

>>5776855
Well I am on hydrocodone right now so I realize I am not using proper grammar. Also this is 4chan so get the fuck outta my face with your grammar nazi bullshit.

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>tfw you may be ugly and hon but at least you're not kayla

>>5776844
Thanks! ^^ Yeah I've been super happy with it too. He's really sweet, we had gone on a date before all this as well but he just wants someone that he can trust and talk to~

Honestly feels like I'm a housewife when I'm doing it all most days.

>>5776854
I know the feeling. It's hard to stop that but hope that things work out, have you talked to him at all about it or anything? Telling him you're feeling insecure and just need that security he can offer?

>>5776859
Oh hey drugged Kayla again, this should be an interesting thread. Hope that guy calls soon and needs me to head in lol.

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Is it illegal to share memes with the police?

>>5776848
You're very delusional, where can I go to get an associates degree with one class, they require more for just a minor every other place in the world

>>5776862
I am not really "drugged." I have a script for it and need it for my horrid knee pain.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFft8vTJ68s

kayla's forced fem wank film.avi

>>5776866
Kayla I get scripts for controlled pills like vicodin as well. It doesn't change the fact that you are under the influence of drugs, it's just you acquired them legally. Doesn't change the fact you are taking a drug.

>>5776867
>>5773502
LOL

>>5776864
Holy fuck listen. I have been going to my CC for six years and switched majors so many times I have 128 credits. I went to the counselor in December and they basically showed me I need one more class to get the criminal justice degree. I already took 10 classes that all went to it. Now you get it?

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>>5776862
He works a lot and comes home tired. And so do I.

Im still very down for doing whatever but he unfortunately aint.

I suppose we will just have to see how things work out.

Youve been surprisingly helpful about making me feel better tho, thanks!

Whoah how'd that person get that webm of me? I must know them somehow

Spoopy

I think I'm going to dye my hair back to my natural hair color, dark hair really doesn't suit me very well.

>>5776873
Yeah, those can make for stressful relationships but if you can get through it it'll be all the stronger. Hope things work out for you though, however it all plays out.

Glad I could help! Sometimes just being able to vent and straighten out your thoughts is most of what you need~

>>5776854
>I finally stopped doing passive aggressive shit tho and I just ignore him too now.
talking and finding a solution you both are happy about is out of the question?

>>5776867
the ending for this movie is so goddam weird

fuuugg im totally gonna bomb my calc exam tomrrow. integrals are so tough

>>5776862
>Honestly feels like I'm a housewife when I'm doing it all most days.
sounds really cute! the guy sounds cute too.

>>5776888
the authorities have been notified, terrorist

>>5776872
You're so stupid it's hard to believe you're this delusional but the truth is stranger than fiction

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>>5776881
Guess knowing someone who has been trough that and is still here is very comforting or something, so thanks again <3
>>5776885
I do dumb things when im mad about something.

I am literally a girl.

I can handle things calmly and responsibly but I go 0-100 real fast and idk why

>>5776888
>>5776891
>This math class is too hard.
>Allahu Akhbar!
10/10

>>5776890
Yeah no it's awesome, he's great and I'd totally like actually try to date him if it weren't for his age (He looks like 10 years younger than his age of 43) but he's sweet, intelligent, british accent, business type job, what's not to like there!

>>5776898
No problem! Yeah it's hard feeling like you're way clingier than anyone should be, but know that there are a lot of people who mainly need their SO as a source of support/affection/attention. Juust be careful on lashing out at him okay~? ^^

>>5776896
Well it is the truth and I am getting that degree and I am getting the transfer degree. I don't care if you don't believe me because I know its the truth.

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Which surgeon should I go to?

>>5776891
awww ya got me yummy. im turning myself in...
...TO A GIRL HAHA (kill me)
>>5776901
its the only solution

>>5776905
all of them

>tfw your quality of life would go up by 1000% if you no longer had to tuck

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>tfw ugly neet hon

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>>5776888
>math
>difficult
Pick one, beep

>>5776905
that's a lot of video games. girls don't play video games!

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There are numerous components constitute the human body and mind, I like all of the constituent components for my own individual personality. Of course, I have a face and a voice different from other myself, but my thoughts and memories are unique only belong to me, I feel my own destiny. Each of these things are just a small part of it. I collected information in my own way to use. All of this is to create fusion formed me and caught my conscience mixture. I feel restricted within only free to expand their boundaries.

>>5776888
How can you fail calc? It's like the easiest set of classes in all of uni. It should seriously be taught in 3rd or 4th grade.

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>>5776926

>>5776926
>i pretend to be an intellectual by quoting anime

>>5776926
That's some atrocious grammar.

>>5776720
anyone?

>>5776926
i'm 14 and this is deep

>>5776931
yo white gorilla chick, calm down will ya?

>>5776932
are u autistic o.o baka man....

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>>5776926

I wanna tie you down, cum in your hat. Make you wear it so your hair is full of cum and cum in your butt.

>>5776946
how will you cum in my butte if u already cummed in my
checkmate berniefags lmao

>>5776934
It depends, usually they'll say what it is they do together unless it's a big social guild that just invites anyone they can.

>>5776926
Oh my god. You're me.

>>5776943
omg ur dumb its shitposting baka

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>Mfw the discord server is already unavailable

>>5776937
Enjoy your VAC-ation

>>5776926
Looks like a teenage boy with bad hair

>>5776857
Salaam alaikum yumi. Glory to Muhammad and his martyrs. The west will fear Allah's flaming sword and his lions, the jihadis.

>>5776955
You're retarded?

>>5776956
whoah this is like that movie inception (personally my favorite movie of all time)
>>5776955
uh read the quote fuck head

Just watched 13 going on 30. How do I stop crying? ;_;

>>5776952
we currently do not appear to have a mission statement
i think it used to be called a "Family guild" but really we didn't do anything

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>>5776951

Why are you so adorable? all your posts are making me hard bby.

>>5776967
oh fuck... .__.

>>5776926
You cannot prove you are an individual. You could be part of an entity.
>>5776955
You're me
You me
Yu me
Yume

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>>5776962
do not fear death if your are a muslim only pray and do good deeds jihadists AND martyrs will NOT burn in hell (fire)
>>5776972
wtf dude?
ur sick
>>5776959
ya im a femboi o/////o
>>5776976
WRONG MY PHILOSOPHY IS CORRECT URS IS WRONG BPZZZZZZZZZZZZZ NANANA I CANT HEAR U

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>>5776964
is your new style of shitposting butchering the english so bad it becomes completley unrecognizable or have you just been stoned the past week

>>5776921
nice meme friendo .dont be so smug.
>>5776928
i'm not. yet. but yeah i sort of agree a lot of the ideas are pretty easy to understand by themselves but putting it all together is hard. im pretty much teaching myself. integral substitution is just really messing me up because theres not really one direction to go to get your answer.

>>5776979
I can't wait for my 72 transbian virgins

>>5776972
you seem really lonely

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Hello you, its you, me.

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>>5776979
>ur sick

sick for your butt :3

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>>5776988
FUCK OFF TOODLES I HATE U

>>5776984
>Tfw...

Atleast i can have an AR

>>5776970
oh, well, I'd leave it and look around for one you enjoy then.

>>5776996
i suppose none of the people i liked to talk to show up anymore...

who are the top 3 hons in mtfg

>>5776984

Go to the kitchen and make me a sandwich.

>>5776983
It isn't a meme.
Math is a very simple subject

The manga faces around here are hilarious.

>>5776994
There are unlimited 300 blackout ars in paradise
>>5777011
I just finished my pizza. Can't move. Send help plz

>>5777009
Me, myself and I.

>>5777016
especially knowing they come from monster freaks

>>5777021

Da best kind of freaks.

>>5777009
Kayla and Yume come to mind. Third one is whoever you prefer

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>>5777024
the best for laughing at

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>tfw documenting code you wrote half a year ago
Why did I do this to myself ;~;

>>5777018
mmmm and total availability too

>>5777041
Ask bexe for help, she told me she's a code wiz

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>>5776988
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>5776984
soon
>>5776989
uhhhh???? whoo???
>>5777029
but im not trans

>>5777033

Lol thats actually a cis-woman with a really really bad case of PCOS.

But im not surprised since indian people usually rank pretty low on attractiveness.

Also the woman doesn't want to get treatment because her religion says some crap about "no body modifications" which includes hair.

>>5777009
sheen, kayla and cfh

KILL THE CISSIES
GENDER WAR NOW

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>>5777009
Pleb and whoever else you wanna include. I'm in no position to judge given my appearance

>>5777045
Idk if bexe has any experience with graphics programming ;_;

>>5777009
I am the only true hon in mtfg

>>5777009
cheska sophie jocelyn
ugly round faced boys

>>5777009
sheen, sheen, and sheen

>>5777048
****GREAT NEWS****

You know how we always say cis women can have masculine traits so it's okay for us to have them?

Hey we can stop shaving now, cis women has facial hair!

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>>5777055
>implying you're a hon
*deep sigh*

>>5777012
ok teach me then
>>5777009
me me and me

>>5777059
Isn't that me though?

fucking everyone important in the guild moved guilds and no one told me >.>
just saw an old acquaintance and she brought me over

>>5776957
dude it's still available

pretty sure you were banned

>>5777058
She told us she's coding games so she should

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this is a cis girl

>>5777054

Hey cyba do you think if you were forced to wear a dress you'd pass for a woman?

>>5777033
you are a cruel person.

>>5777077
Impozzible

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>>5777083
>tfw she's still much better looking than me
: (