/mtfg/ - male to female general

leedle

fuck off retard we already have a new thread

>>5772489
>>5772489
>>5772489

You transbags need to keep your shit to one thread at a time >:C

>>5772500
this thread is a minute younger than the other one retard

>>5772511
fucking kill yourself you ugly transbian abomination

>>5772511
other discussions first posted
this is the most important

im not sure if i want to use this thread or the kayla one

>>5772524
Statistically speaking, this is a possibility.

10th for rhodesia

Niggers.

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Good wine.

This is best edition, I am also building a bike rn

http://losangeles.craigslist.org/lgb/cas/5457632462.html

Any recommendations on how to not feel like killing yourself when you have no money or weed?

http://losangeles.craigslist.org/lgb/cas/5457646630.html

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I just spent $235 on a cycling bib..... What the fuck is wrong with me.

>>5772562
I recognize this~ :3 hehe. I just got home from work.

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>>5772481
Femgen needs help, seriously

>>5773892
nihilism >>5773146

>>5773892
what have you been doing? how can you not have a steady job at your age?

I actually like you btw

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>>5774291
CHASER GET OUT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>tfw pass
>as Rumer Willis

>>5774299
kayla's really outdone herself with the fetish fuel this time

kayla have you ever considered e-publishing erotic novels? some of the stuff you write is genuinely quite hot, albeit pure degeneracy, you could probably find an audience and make a little cash on the side like this

>>5774298
not a chaser

>>5774291
Finding work after Exxon has been hard. I got a job at a restaurant, but when they saw my ID they freaked and it was over. They kept me for the rest of the week and then "budget" issues.

I could have taken a call center job if I had known, but now I missed the training class.

The finance companies have stopped calling.

I need a new plan, but as yet I don't know what it will be.

>>5774255
It is easier to do when stoned.

your saltiness only makes my penis harder

All able TruTrans must cleanse mtfg of infidels and apostates, for the glory of Allah.

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I almost put on my Homura cosplay before I realized no one cares.

Though I may have found a nonmormon gender therapist around here.

>>5774584
Do you play as magical girl Homu or moe blob Homu? (Good luck with the therapist!)

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>tfw boy puts off date to an undefined time because he doesn't have enough money to afford the trip anymore

>>5774659

Since I already wear (Very similar) glasses as moeblob, I went with her.

Anyway, I need to get my car first, then see what kind of pricing this therapist has. This is kind of nervewracking, but...2016 could be my year.

i-if i massage my boobs will they get bigger?

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Pizza to fuel the jihad

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Is hila klein from h3h3 a tranny?

>>5774668
Do you have enough money to take the date to him?

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>>5772481
Y u post my yume like this

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Hiiii
Let's see y'alls timelines

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>tfw haven't had sex in a month

;-;
that'll change soon. hopefully.
recovery from srs is gonna suck tho.

>>5774695
What's with the quality?

>>5774689
No
>>5774733
Bist way to make timeline?

>>5774732
VITTU SATANA PERKELE

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>>5774733
i am going to throw a small pebble at your head and then take you to my hut!

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>>5774733
Looking good! ^^, Sure why not~

Also how have you been?

>>5774741
Any paint program!
Just copy paste some old and new photos, caption which ones are from what time (x months before hrt and x months after) and done!

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anybody ever epilate their anus before?

>>5774751
I've been better. My bf broke up with me today. We dated for 3 months, broke up exs for like 2 months, got together for like 3 weeks, broke up again :/

You look good in your timeline though

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>>5774733

>>5774758
Aw sorry to hear =(. Relationships are like that though, but can't have the good without bad and all otherwise it wouldn't be so good. Hope you aren't taking it too hard.

Thanks, idk I've been kinda settling on a makeup look but just been focusing on some weight gain to help with fullness in my face which feels like it's been helping with passing a lot. Needing a trachea shave though.

>>5774756
That sounds like an absolutely terrible idea.

>>5774733
I'm actually not even sure if any photos have been taken of me since I started. I'm not the sort that likes their photo taken (or at least doesn't like to see the photos that do get taken). Probably that won't change at least until I get enough sessions of laser done, and get a haircut that's better at hiding the hair I've lost to male pattern balding at the sides of my forehead.

>>5774750
As long as the hut has wifi I'm down

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>>5774756
Have fun with that.

>>5774764
Your cute. yay you.

>>5774764
You've been doing great as well ^^

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>>5774756
no one thats lived to tell the tale

>>5774783
I kek'd. With all the creases and whatnot, I would not recommend it either.

>>5774770
I'm doing okay. Just cried a lot this afternoon.

I feel like my face is too angular and I should gain some weight

>>5774709
i was curious about this too
but i dont really think its a thing there, shes just homely

>>5774794
Okay. Well if you wanna talk you have my skype, I'm around probably another hour or so before need to start getting to sleep.

Well you're really cute, but I mean what's your weight like atm, maybe it could help ^^

What does hrt really do aside from growing tits
Say I'm a crosdresser. What would be the pros and cons of HRT for me?

>>5774795
you looked best december 2013

>>5774795
you look kinda cute in the June 2015 pic
sad you're going through this rough time

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hi work was good (though very long) and i just ordered buffalo chicken pizza and extra chicken wings and breadsticks to reward myself. also i realized that i've been kind of depressed the past like week or two (partially cause of the whole accepting my female crush thing and being a lesbean), but things are looking up.

also no it's not anna and it's not jupiter/mercury. tho they know who it is. pls stop trying to guess who she is cause i want to tell her myself and i want the timing to be right ;__; idk why everyone wants to know so bad but i just appreciate the people who have let me talk about it cause i've been really confused about the whole thing and i really needed that insight and support from mtfg, so ya. ty and ily all. hope you are having a great night/day!

>>5774795
>comic sans
Kys

>>5774822
yes and? thats the most attractive picture on there

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>>5774733
Here's some recent pics

http://imgur.com/P5DKvZD

http://imgur.com/Tsm9vwH

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>tfw no precum soaked penis to suck

>>5774831
arent you a transbian now

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>>5774831

>>5774829
You're the one who had the amazing strong brow right and large crooked nose right? How did you hide that?

>>5774829
would agp/5

>>5774831
>tfw you will never rub your precum all over elanna's face

>>5774829
looks like 2 different people

if i act like im hot will i become hot and passable or will i just be a hon

>>5774834
>girls can't have precum soaked penises.

>>5774836
i doubt that its her (kitkat?) unless she had ffs

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>>5774834
Girls can have penises too, don't be a shitlord ;~~~;

>>5774835
>mfw

>>5774838
jdimsa

>>5774845
no because we dont produce precum we produce girl juice!
don't shatter my delusions!

>>5774834
>>5774845
id imagine a post-op penis would be the most pre-cum soaked of them all

>>5774848
>tfw no pregirljuice soaked gt to suck

>>5774836
It's still there.

http://imgur.com/ar2EQ4O

Going to visit Spiegel in person in May, FFS before the end of the year hopefully.

>>5774846
Yah it's me.

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>>5774831
Why are there none around?

>>5774860
wow, then im impressed, you look great

What programming language should I learn?

>>5774860
Also those pores. I have the pore issue.

>>5774867
pytHON

>>5774851
t-thats better

>>5774865
Thanks. It's been like 2 years 8 months HRT now. Still getting changes...

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>>5774862
Because I came home on the weekend ;~;
>tfw you weren't forward enough last week

>>5774867
C# or Python

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>>5774867
one of C++, assembly, or LUA

>>5774827
its good to know that hrt did nothing

>>5774820
I used comic sans as a joke
I should kill myself

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>>5774876
My sexuality came back around the same time my dysphoria started attacking me
What do?!
There's no penises around ;~;

>>5774867
Python first

if dubs i kill myself

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How does this make you feel mtfg? Would do you something similar?

>>5774890
fuckit I'll play too

>>5774890
ROLLING

>>5774890
Life's going great.

Rolling.

>>5774883
just keep telling people you're trans and posting anime girls, you'll trick a guy eventually

>>5774890
I wanna try too

>>5774900
OOOOOOHHHHHH.
Stream it!

>>5774900
>>5774890
It's a slow board how do you even roll here and think it counts...

>>5774904
it counts if you don't give a shit

>>5774808
Aside from some fat re-distribution, becoming infertile and loss of penis function, mainly mental / emotional effects. Hard to quantify, but those with gender dysphoria tend to feel better when they take HRT. I don't really know too much about what it does to people that don't have dysphoria; anyways, it's hard to predict for you if you'll feel better or worse.

Basically:
-Are you okay with not having kids?
-Are you okay with having a limp dick?
-Are you okay with growing boobs?

If your answer to any of those is "no" then hormones (at least at mtf levels; you may want to check /femgen/ for other options) are probably not a good idea. Otherwise, it comes down to how you'll feel on HRT, which is hard to predict without just trying it.

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>>5774883
1. speak to boy
2. ????
3. penis!

>>5774900
damn, lucky... I was ready to do it too

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>>5774906
True. It's just silly.

>>5774909
Penis is great.

>>5774909
I cannot do such a thing
I don't look like a girl yet

>>5774909
I think I'm going to find some penis to make me feel better about being dumped

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>>5774915
*revised*
1. speak to gay boy
2. ????
3. penis!

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What's the most painless way of killing yourself? I have nothing left to live for. Dreams are shattered, hopes are dashed, I don't even know why I haven't already done it. Maybe I'm still worried about my family and friends and how I'd be creating a huge problem for them. Or maybe I'm just worried about what they'll think of me postmortem. Crying every day from morning to night or being emotionally deadened is not a way for someone to live their life, and it's been this way for almost a year now with no end in sight. I'm tired of it. So very tired.

What are my relatively painless options? Jumping off a building? Rope? CO2? Autoerotic asphyxiation? Jumping in front of a train/vehicle? ODing on meds? What's the least painful way to go? At the very least I want something in my life to be painless instead of rife with suffering and despair.

>>5774912
Yes it really is :3

>>5774920
;~;
Sorry to hear that, but if it helps you feel better then by all means.

I'm to weak to kill myself, or seriously hurt myself.
I want to die everyday.
I want to hurt everyday.
I want to be bashed to death by some stranger.
I'm too pathetic to cut so I roll pens and pencils over my bone over and over again, it hurts.
I'm too pathetic to cut so I walk barefoot in the cold until I can't feel my feet.

I don't know what to write, it's so bad tonight, everything, I don't know what I'm capable of, what I'm going to do.

I forget I exist in the real world.

I get anxiety attacks just thinking of talking to anyone.

What do I do?

>>5774922

Instant decapation.

Also don't kill yourself

>>5774921
A gay would treat me like a man in sex
I'll just stick to fantasy, it's good enough I guess

>>5774751
makeup is your friend

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>>5774926
I already ruled that option out. You live for almost a minute post-decapitation. I mean, think about it, you aren't even damaging the brain tissue.

>>5774923
and those tips helped a lot yesterday for when I tried that more, shoulda just stuck to trying that practice instead of ending up making things awkward, luckily he didn't seem to mind too much that things couldn't happen as hoped.

>>5774929
I mean, even in the recent pics it's mostly just eye makeup is all. I take it this is supposed to be a shot at me or something? I mean.. isn't a slight amount standard even with cis women?

>>5774928
1. Speak to dom bi boy
2. ???
3. a good dicking

Hello friends, how are you tonight? I'm doing quite well.

>>5774928
because you are one?

>>5774934
there is not much difference between your prehrt pic and your latest pic with no makeup but there is a positive difference with them on especially for november 15 pic.

eye makeup is your friend.

>>5774939
I want to kill myself, but my worries for my family and friends trump my own desires, apparently.

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>tfw too manly to ever have a partner

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everyone fill out ur squares

>>5774938
Where to find a bi boy?

>>5774941
yea ;-;

>>5774946
nah you just live in the middle of nowhere

I want to fuck a transsexual until he's literally a dehydrated husk drained of all fluids and to then take his lifeless form and wear it as an Umaru hoodie.

>>5774942
Yeah, I have found it's all I need to go out each day and not have misgendering problems (and a touch of concealer until finished with laser treatments. Round 2 in March. Sorry hah, never much actual feedback here. I do feel there's a bit of a difference though from prehrt though, idk I used to think nothing but that pic kinda made me feel otherwise.. :< But do agree eye makeup is a really big thing for helping me hah.

>>5774944
Would it make you feel better if I shared my snacks with you?

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>>5774950
What do you mean?
Would living in a town make it easier to pass?
Could I make it?

>>5774949
Top boys don't always care about penis that much

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>>5774955
going outside would make that easier, passing doesn't mean having a partner

yes, you could make it

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>>5774953
A tiny bit.

>>5774952
sorry if it was harsh but pre pics were the only other one ones with no makeup to compare to.

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>>5774960
>going outside

So... I seem to be having a bit of a problem. Apparently my prolactin levels won't quit increasing. In my last bloodwork they were at 60 ng/mL. That's 3x the maximum normals for women who aren't in pregnancy. Those are levels for a woman in 2nd trimester pregnancy.

Before I started HRT 8 months ago my levels were 6 ng/mL and I've had 3 bloodworks done since and it just keeps going up every time, from 22 to 28 to 60.

Have any of you had this and how do you fix it? :O

>>5774965
i tried to make it sound more polite then the sentence ended up being jumbled up

>>5774965
Yeah I've not done any other but I notice that's a big thing is there's never usually any no-makeup pictures in people's timelines after hrt to get a decent idea on how much change there has actually been. Was a silly idea I guess but yeah.

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>>5774967
i know

we're gonna make it

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> Tfw wanting to be an ordinary girl with an ordinary boyfriend/husband with an ordinary relationship is asking too much.
> Tfw that's somehow asking for too much.

>>5774791
>>5774783
>>5774773
>>5774756
>tfw have considered this because of horrible ass pube thicket

Why does laser treatment have to be so expensive?

>spent my 2 year HRT anniversary crying, drinking alone, and watching the girl I love be lewd with her girlfriend on cam
oh boy, what a fun day!

Night mtfg

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>>5774961
I have lots of candy and stuff. We could sit on my bed and watch movies while it rains outside :3

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>>5774992
Forgot pic. To those of you who learned Python no coding experience beforehand, how did you do it?

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>>5774993
That would be fantastic.

Now I'm crying again because I know I'll never be able to have a comfortable relationship like that with this awful body of mine.

Stupid fused bones. Stupid shoulders. Facially I'm totally fine, it's just my body is unsalvageable. If I started even just a year earlier... Goddamnit, I'll never be a girl.

>>5774987
I'm not sure if I could ever gather up enough chutzpa to go get my ass waxed or lasered, I'd die of embarrassment just making the appointment.

>>5774997
Online tutorials, doing projects, reading manuals

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>tfw suffer from long rib cage

Fuck it. I'm going back to my otome game for escapism. At least in it hot guys will like me. ;_;.

>>5775011
better than a wide rib cage

>>5775014
tell me about the game

>>5775011
go fuck yourself, I have a giant ribcage and petite everywhere else, it's hell.

>>5775015
Means I'll never have a waist though ;_;

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>>5774998
Do try to keep in mind that cis women don't all have ideal femininely shaped bodies either.

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>>5774949
college, the gym, a cafe, maybe on the street tonguing another buoy?

>>5775022
that one would if she layed off the whoppers.

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>>5775011
There's nothing wrong with a long torso.

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Do I stay up all day and try to fix my sleep schedule or do I sleep?

Sleeping is really nice but I feel like waking up at 9pm sucks.

>>5775022
Fuck you she's just curvy and that's beautiful.

>>5774998
Aww don't cry. I'd totally let you hang out with me like that if you lived close. I guess for now I'll just have to offer words on the internet though.

what is up fellow kids

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>>5774998
It's okay, I also suffer from shoulders.

>>5775027
Do you have something like melatonin to help fix your circadian rhythm? In any case, try to stay awake during the day and going to sleep at night.

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>>5775033
What if I get sleepy during the day and don't really get sleepy during the night?

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>>5775011
>>5775032
Stop posting lewd things!!!!

>stretch marks all over my body including boobs
help

>>5775034
then im afraid you'll have to be my waifu and we'll live as night creatures ;)

>>5775034
Yeah, it sucks, I have that problem too. You've just got to force yourself awake during the day and make yourself lie in bed with no laptop or whatever at night even if you can't get to sleep. (I should really be doing that right now myself, I shouldn't be up this late; good nice /mtfg/.)

>>5775037
Should have never had that 3rd Big Mac, huh?

>>5775036
Its only lewd because you're agp.

>>5775039
Sounds good.
>tfw no winter cuddles when its dark all the time

>>5775011
Suffer from cute nips too.

>>5775032
everyone has shoulders

>>5774890
ill roll as well even though i really like my life and dont want to die

>>5775047
agp or not I have a better body than both of them :^)

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>>5775029
Thanks. Hopefully I don't have nightmares tonight as well. [spoiler]Toronto[/spoiler].

>>5775019
https://vndb.org/v7803

Otome mystery VN with a silent protagonist. Guys are cute/hot, the girls are as cute as buttons, and the plot is decent thus far.

Only thing I don't like is that at least one of the characters has rape-y tendencies. Though, I gotta say I did laugh my ass off when I was pirncess carried off a roof in a bad end (RIP).

Shin best guy thus far (2nd route atm).

>>5775054
Prove it : )

>>5775057
wow agp

but i agree

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>>5775011
You're passable - attractive though, for one simple reason.

You don't have broad boxy shoulders, so you don't need hips to counterbalance them. Even with a small aug you'll look feminine as fuck

>>5775051
Yeah but when they're too big it becomes a deformity

>>5775060
My shoulders are huge >>5775032
Also should be getting Implants/SRS in Feb or at least in the first half of next year. Probably go for a general C-D size though

>>5775065
cut off your arms

>>5775027
>tfw been awake a full two days

/mtfg/ im scared
2 months ago i decided i was going to kill myself at the end of february
not a single day i have doubt or regret at all
i really have no reason to keep living, every feels worse than the one before
literally less than 10 people will miss me, and just 3 will probably remember at the end.

reason why im doing it? i realize many years ago im unable to be happy, i havent even started my transition and my life is already full of shit, i have nobody who supports my transition and im so dead inside im unable to love people

>>5775066
>tfw natural Cs

>>5775068
how does it feel? never skipped more than one night of sleep myself.

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>>5775072
its like ive taken a depressant stimulant and hallucinogen all at the same time

Mornin peeps

>>5775071
What's your weight?

>>5775079
125 At the moment

Am I the only girl in here who can't talk about bad traits in here? I transitioned at 13 thanks to /cd/

>>5775081
>125kg

>>5775082
wanna be transbians with me?

>>5775066
How big are your shoulders? Like, circumference-wise (aligned at the armpit).

Tbh, the two photos look so different I didn't even suspect they were the same person. I suppose it's true what they say - lighting and angles makes a hell of a difference.

Regardless, you do have some curves. Probably more than me, you'll probably turn out A-OK with an aug and a little bit of weight gain.

>>5775082
I hate you, but I'm glad you're happy.

>>5775081
How tall are you?

>>5775086
38.5 inches

>>5775083
125 pounds. 57kg

>>5775086
5'6". 167cm

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>>5775056
>>5775086
Pic related. Kinda deceptive because of the slight angle, but you get the point.

Also:

> Tfw narrow feet.

>>5775084
I'm committed to my bf. Sorry

>>5775086
Thanks and I don't hate you one bit. I don't even know you

>>5775094
What exactly are you supposed to be bragging about?

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tfw ur gf thinks you're the weird one in the relationship

>>5775075
sounds like you should grab some sleep?

>>5775104
after 4 days, I will. It's an interesting trip, in where I'm hallucinating but not at all, and everything feels surreal when nothing is weird. Besides I'm going to have the best sleep of my life this friday.

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>>5775091
Ah, that's why.

You have a BMI of 20.33-20.45. Makes sense. I have a BMI of like, 17.72, tops. Gotta gain 10 lbsish.

>>5775096
It's the opposite, I'm not bragging, I'm depressed about it.

What, you think someone would feel suicidal because they LIKE aspects of their body? Are you stupid? Are you retarded? Do you think about what you say?

>>5775102
given you are here on 4chan and even mtfg of all places i assume she is right.

>>5775108
How are you going to prevent yourself from dozing off?

Also, don't drive. No need to get anyone else involved in a lazy suicide.

>>5774991
dude how did you end up doing that last bit

>>5775116
lots of fucking caffine, loud music, and light. I should make it at least another 24 hours, and of course I'm not going to drive. I may be stupid, but I'm not stupid.

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>>5775071
proof

>>5774991
>tfw ive also seen the girl i love fool around with her gf on cam
it was pretty ok tbdesu

>>5775108
>sleep deprivation is extremely bad for your brain in several ways, and might lead to permanent damage in 3 days or less.
https://www.quora.com/Does-sleep-deprivation-cause-brain-damage
please don't hurt yourself.

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>>5775114
Hey that's not fair she posts here way more than I do.

>>5775118
chatroom

>>5775123
I'm jealous af. And a selfish bitch for hoping things wouldn't work out for them so I could have her.

Night, mtfg.
Sweet dreams

>>5775124
alright I'll cut it down to 3 then and go to bed after tomorrow id really rather not fuck myself up anymore
>>5775132
>im a jealous bitch
omg u have no idea how jelly i am but still

Let's see who's here.

http://strawpoll.me/6905675
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http://strawpoll.me/6905675

>>5774709
>I didn't know that women have cartilage in their neck also
you do know that men and women have that right? men just typically have far larger cartilage
>hence adams apple

whats goin on tonight clan

>>5774709
I have been wondering for a while, she is cute in a weird way. Her voice is weird and the way she talks, she either is trans or english isnt her main language.

>>5775145
am new

>>5775132
Who do you love now?

>>5775146
she's Israeli, do you even watch their channels?

>>5775146
she is israeli

>>5775149
yeah this joint is weird
but its home right?

>>5775130
online relationships aren't real

>>5775154
idk, other places are dead and full of people who don't hate themselves enough.

figured I'd give this a try

>>5775152
>>5775153
didnt knew that, if she's israeli there is no way she's trans. problem solved.

>>5775138
i wonder if the female chaser is really a male chaser that likes to pretend to be a girl online and is therefore a mtf chaser. because after all "there are no girls on the internet".

>>5775122
im almost positive i know what's under those pink dots

>>5775160
fully erect penises, obviously

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>>5775155
Good thing it's not online c:

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>>5775157
its a hellofa ride

>>5775164
4chan relationships aren't real you have to live in the same state

it's that time of night again where i pretend to cuddle with my favorite trip and get really sad as i try to fall asleep

>>5775176
w-who is your favorite trip

>>5775167
>tfw you live in the same city as your 4chan gf

>>5775181
Portland isn't a real city

>>5775181
>>5775187
yume isn't a girl

>>5775180
jormy

how to sleep?

>>5775190
jormy is the easiest to fap to, most of the other trips are horrid

>>5775188
yume is barely a person

>>5775187
>>5775188
Good thing I'm elsewhere then

Could somebody post one of those images with all trips??
I want to know who's cute and who's a hon. Maybe it will explain why some trips are fun and others are bitter.

>>5775190
is she even around here anymore?

>>5775201
Which trips are bitter?

>>5775190
o-oh
>ywn be anyones favorite trip

>>5775201
please don't. the only thing it creates is a lot of drama and a shit thread.

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>Tfw can't afford SRS

>>5775194
Jormy is the easiest femboy to get she does it for free

>>5775204
She posted today, but she didn't stick around

>>5775206
Kayla

>>5775207
>tfw
are you a trip?

>>5775211
wow.. looks great but looks so small, I don't think a big dick can even fit in that tiny pussy.

>>5775207
you are my favorite trip, anon.
>tfw AAP
>AutoAnonPhylic

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>>5775206
r-reporting for duty

>>5775215
i wouldn't even car. that looks so great i'd cry if my result is anything like that (it's covered in germany, r-right?). also she is not aroused at all so she'd look a little different right before sex too.

> Tfw not even an AA cup.

30" underbust, 32.5" bust, and 33 upperbust. Fuck this gay world.

;____;

>>5775218
>>5775215

That's actually a chettawut result, lol

>>5775225
give it time? or BA

>uncle is a plastic surgeon
>tfw if i wanted free surgery id have to tell him im trans
shit

>>5775225
I know that feel...

>>5775230
>not letting your uncle personally craft you a vagina and then fuck you as a payment

>>5775206
me ;)

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>>5775243
pls tell who you are

>>5775259
Sheen?

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>tfw used to be a bernie supporter until i realized how much of a cuck he was when he never stood up for himself against hilary and lost all his momentum and now im a trump supporter
who else making america great again here?

>>5775264
I don't tho ;-;

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>>5775259
>random anons tell you to kill yourself
>everyone hates you

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>>5775225
trip on me

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Hey /mtfg/, I considered making my own thread, but I just seen someone similar being told to make their own thread, so I came here.

Basically the short story is that I had been repressed and living with my catholic parents up until I was 20. I had spent the last 2 years believing I was just gay, but lately deeper feelings and memories have been surfacing, and I feel strongly that I might indeed be trans.

I am ready to act on it, however before I do I need a certain question answered that will ultimately decide whether I follow through with transition or not.

Do I have any chance of passing as female? This is a picture of me I just took now, obviously pre everything. I got my eyebrows waxed yesterday a few days ago (I believe I need to thin them further) and I shave as close as is humanly possible (I am also ready to purchase laser facial hair removal services). I feel like my chin is really masculine, and I don't know if FFS will be able to help to the extent required. Finally, overall my biggest worry is that It's too late for me to transition and pass given the fact that I'm 22 now.

Be honest /mtfg/. I can handle it.

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>>5775195
>>5775188
And can you offer me proof of your existence? How can you, when neither modern science nor philosophy can explain what life is?

>>5775275
>yesterday a few days ago
I am an idiot.

>>5775275
>do i have any chance of passing
with ffs possibly but your body probably never will. Sorry!

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>>5775281

>>5775295
so random xdp3

>>5775295
LMFAO WAFFLES WTF WHERE DID U COME UP WITH THAT????????????

how do i upvote?

>>5775217
down syndrome?

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>>5775283
>"but your body probably never will. Sorry!"
>I can tell this from a face pic
mfw

>>5775281
I know you're trying to sound like an intellectual, but you just sound like a kid who is trying too hard to sound like an intellectual, which is, well, what you are.

>>5775281
you're all in my head

>>5775304
>she's never seen Ghost in the Shell

fuck off retard

>>5775283
Is it because of my age? Or are my shoulders just huge?

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>>5775303
ayy
>>5775307
anime is for faggots

>>5775303
sorry? usually when someone is that old their pelvic bone has fused, and it's harder to develop breasts.
>>5775308
age. You could prove me wrong though.

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>>5775304
what >>5775307 said

n00blette

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>>5772481

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>>5775303
>>5775313
Here's another pic of me I took a few months ago that shows my whole upper body.

Also, UGLY SHIRT ALERT I know.

>>5775313
>you need childbearing hips and a B-cup to pass
dude what lmao

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>>5775299
epic my post my liege

>>5775268
its true though
all I did was mention wanting a guy to kiss the mole under my breast and people acted disgusted

>>5775317
u have the autism facial aesthetic

are u autism?

>>5775321
definitely a biproduct of being raised catholic. it warps a child's growth mentally.

>>5775321
Yeah, is it really that obvious? It's time to commit sudoku isn't it?

>>5775320
why take anon shitposting seriously?

>>5775319
yup down syndrome indeed

>>5775307
>>5775315
I only watch romance anime and yaoi smut sorry

How's everyone this morning?

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>>5775323
no i mean look at the face

the bone structure is visibly what i would consider an 'autism aesthetic'

look at autistic people and you'll see a very glaring trend
>>5775324
i clocked ur autism

that sucks
>>5775325
low iq

my life is miserable, i wish i had a friend who cared about me

>>5772481
No wonder yume has to act up to overcompensate for being an uggo

>>5775335
i wish i had aesthetics.
>>5775337
>Anonymous

>tfw no faghag equivalent of cis girls hanging around transgirls
I just want female friends who like me aaaaaaaaaa

>>5775337
im a 240lbs boy what do u expect i have to project somehow to make up for all the bullying i experienced in high school and this is my only outlet

>>5775339
Congratulations you got it on the first try

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>>5775337
already said it, literally only cuz shes fat

>>5775337
if only she was still skinny

>>5775332
Good morning person I said good morning to the other morning

>>5775343
what do i win ^_^

>>5775335
So yea, back to my original question >>5775275, what I'm hearing is one person saying "Get FFS then maybe" and a resounding "no you're fucked don't do it" and one person rightly saying "You have autism".

I'd rather live with dysphoria than humiliate myself, so the general consensus is that I won't pass, right everyone?

>>5775347
Does that mean we're BFF now?

>>5775349
Are you in the habit of letting strangers and trolls on 4chan make your life decisions?

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>>5775332
Just got up but I think it's gonna be pretty okay.

>>5775340
But fag hags don't like fags. They think of them as fashion accessories.

>>5775355
Best advice this side of Internet.

>>5775325
this is the only social interaction I have

>>5775335
>low iq
also this

>>5775355
Well, I figure we're still human beings here, despite being on 4chan. Also I've gone a long time being indecisive, and who better to judge one's looks than random strangers akin to the random strangers I'll meet in real life? I've tried asking my friends, and they just tell me what I want to hear even if I tell them not to.

I believe I can at least count on people here to be brutally honest, and that's what I was after.

>>5775349
Does it matter? What do you think? Are you just going to live a life where every single interaction feels wrong to you? Are you ok with the disconnected reality, where you feel like you're watching a first person movie of a chronically depressed persons life? Are you just going to avoid mirrors forever accept that life is shit?

Look here's not the best place to look for advice, but then again reddit and Susan's will hugbox you. Realistically, if you get on hrt, get FFS and put the work in, you will pass. But there's literally no way of telling. Best thing to do is get on hrt and start femininizing yourself. Stay in guy mode and don't tell anyone but at least in a year or two when you inevitably decide you're you're going to transition, you won't have wasted that time. Good luck. You'll be fine.

>>5775350
D-do you really think we could be friends?

>>5775357
Fuck yes, time to suck today's Dick.

>>5775364
Anon...... I know we could.......

>>5775362
So yeah?

"We're still humans" is not a mechanism for accepting any and all advice on 4chan. It's difficult to discern earnest feedback from trolling here as well.

So why would you let strangers have the final say in your transition, especially on 4chan?

>>5775362
you can't rely on anything people here tell you either. there's bitter people here who will try to bring you down just as your friends try to cheer you up. given that you don't listen to your friends saying nice stuff i'd argue you want to be discouraged too. the only way to know for sure is getting rid of that defeatist attitude and seeing how things will work out yourself.
tl;dr: just 'cuz they're brutal doesn't mean their honest.

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>>5775363
>>5775373
>>5775375
Alrighty, thanks Anons. I just wish I had started down this path 2 years ago, if not earlier.

Here's to hoping I can still save myself...

See you all around /mtfg/, thanks for sitting through Cringefest 2016 with me, have a good one.

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>>5775317
You look like the brown guy from the Inbetweeners

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>>5775366
>Fuck yes, time to suck today's Dick.
Wut?

>>5775368
No one has ever wanted to be my friend before :3

>>5775382
>tfw i used to have autismface but grew out of it
phew

>>5775387
Can you really grow out of it? Or does it become a part of you?

yume hates me, haileyk hates me, anons hate me to the point of not even letting me contribute to the thread

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I am going to bed

>>5775392
Idk i used to look and act autistic and now I don't
>>5775393
>Haileyk
where does this K come from? like 3 people have used it and its bizarre its just hailey also I don't hate you i just said something mean

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>>5775393
was it worth the weight

>>5775397
>i used to look and act autistic and now I don't
I am pretty certain it doesn't work that way. Once you go autistic you can never go back.

>>5775398
That's mean but funny.

>>5775393
>yume hates me
and nothing of value to you was lost

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tfw no cum to put in my spaghetti

>>5775400
>no cure to autism
oh fuck i've been rused. so i am cursed to see through walls and have a lot of affection towards numbers and sounds forever?

>>5775346
still ugly and no pass