/mtfg/ transgirl general

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Being an anime girl is the life.

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>tfw you look exactly like your dad
Kill me

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>>5751900
You can't go against genetics.

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eating food cures dysphoria

Hi. I have a question for you lovely ladies.

How would you react if you found out that a guy you were into was taking hormones? What are your opinions of /femgen/? How about fem guys in general who don't take hormones?

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>>5751907
I love food.

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>>5751923
sugar especially imo. gotta bag of white chocolate chips right by my computer for this exact reason.

probably why im a fat hon

>>5751936
I don't think its a big deal desu

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>tasty tasty food
I'm eating this right now :3

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>>5751922
tfw body did.

>>5751900
I'm hoping same happens to me too. but im 26 time to throw in the towel am i right.

>>5751889
its all angles tbhon

>>5751885
uh not sure if i have that i can take one i guess but i have no makeup on and look gross rn

>>5751857
angles irl. this is not how things work but sounds like you pass familia.

>tfw you'll never be a 3DPD girl

>>5751937
sweet lord have mercy.

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pizza isnt anything special but it is good transgirl food

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>>5751948
>tfw 3dpd

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>>5751907
Had advocado with toast for breakfast
What should I have for lunch?

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>>5751936
femboys are adorable and fun to bully cuddle. I'd be happy she's doing the right thing by not letting society crush her life like it did mine. fem guys who don't take hormones fun to mess around with i guess.

>>5751966
should you really be eating? look at your waist. is that ok?

>>5751966
salad

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>>5751966
Coffee

Why can't I stop stress eating ;-;

>>5751967
>hetero homu

Blasphemy.

>>5751966
Stuffed vegemite crust pizza

>>5751966
fish and chips

>>5751976
no self control

my skype ads are all for delivery pizza and home laser kits.

>>5751986
THEY KNOW!!!!

>>5751978
Hehehe all the ships i ship are wrong and terrible muhahahhaha

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>>5751976
don't

>>5751986
Why haven't you removed those horrible, shitty ads?

>>5752002
Quick someone photoshop a penis

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>not making and eating pasketti

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I wish you five minutes In heaven before the devil knows you're dead.

If so many models have masculine features then why don't I look like a model ;_;

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>>5752002
Ugh.

>>5752014
Double ugh.

>>5752014
>tfw you won't need to do this anymore to hide it

>>5752020
You're too short?

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>>5752020
Cuz you're a nerd, nerd.

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>>5751922
Tfw will never have those hips.

>>5751946
> angles irl. this is not how things work but sounds like you pass familia.

How does it not work like that IRL? Surely she wasn't paying much attention and just made a mistake.... right?

>>5751936
I'd be totally fine with that so long as he could still top and act as the dominant partner. I wouldn't be able to stick with a FtM though, I like the dick too much.

>>5752025
congrats on getting srs senpai ;3

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>>5752020
>tfw 5´10" and man face
m-model tier

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>tfw u want to die

>>5752029
i just don't even but imma whore so yah

>>5752030
surely indeed not you pass senpai accept it and your journey tot he cis kingdom begins.

Why is everybody so down?
Can't you have some fun?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_3ID9BdUg4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wrGIZyH6ASY

>>5752055
cis girls should be sent to prison

>>5751936
femboys are cute as fuck, but I feel a lot of them (if not all) are just mtf in denial.

>>5751922
>those long arms
Spoopy

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Passers are scuuum

>>5752087
Kayla i thought you left for good :^)

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Tfw no pass

>>5752055
But we can.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OaJrYFe_9_A

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>>5752087
But passing is easy.

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>>5752090
>tfw 66% fem
How?

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>>5752098
>that shadow

>>5752098
Not with those shoulders

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>>5752055
Having..fun? Like.. like this desu?

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>>5752089
His name is Eliot.

>>5752098
lol

>>5752104
You don't have particularly strong traits.

>>5752090
>>5752104
lowest MASC % I've gotten is 70%,
spoiler[but I pass irl]spoiler

so you 2 retards should have no problems passing

>>5752125
angie is being bdd tbqh, she passes, she just thinks employers finding out about it in a background check is proof of how mannish she is.

>>5752124
From the side, I'm more masc :/

>>5752125
Well that does give me confidence

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>>5752108
>>5752110
>>5752117
This any better?

>>5752134
You think you're masc from the front though, so how reliable is this?

Besides you're not even on e.

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>first warm weekend at Uni
>all the undergrads are partying with friends, lining up at the bars, etc
>girls looking cute and guys looking goood
>I'm going home to shitpost on 4chan and drink myself to sleep

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ok, i gotta question, whats the most recent pic of me you anons have of me? if any.

>>5752141
Maybe I'm just falling for the HRT does nothing to face meme

>>5752143
Fuck I thought I filtered you.

>>5752149
Just don't expect it to fix every problem in life

>>5752143
Who are you lol

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I don't come in /mtfg/ a lot but I need your help. Should I get a gaff? I've only ever used tight panties. Are they better/worth the money or should I stick to tight panties? Pros and cons of a gaff vs tight panties?

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>>5752133
This BDD meme

>>5752161
No experience, so I'm talking out my ass.

I've heard they don't really work.

>>5752140
#lifegoals desu

>>5752154
Is it reasonable to think it will at least fix my self-perception problems?

>>5752098
i wish i look 1/10 as good as you babe

>>5752161
just use glue desu

>>5752168
hey i'll have to message you later tonight im watching the xfiles with my rents right now.

>>5752176
In my experience no

>>5752185
Well shit
What did it fix for you at least?

>>5752134
protip: passing is more then just your face

>>5752133
>passability
it's really hard unless you see someone irl

passing is very doable, but most here just chase being qt

>>5751936
i'd be cool w/ it.
>>5751967
>not wanting them to bully you
come on now
>>5751966
sadness and steamed clams
>>5752192
>passing is very doable
fug.
>ywn be able to do something that easy

>>5752192
I'm aware of that, I'm just focusing on my face atm

>>5752190
It made me feel more comfortable with my body I guess but I still see that man in the mirror, helped a little with my social anxiety

>>5752150
>>5752157
excellent.

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>>5752200
I thought were having steamed hams

>>5752202
Well
good enough I guess

Would you fuck Matt Damon?
Vietnam needs not apply.

how many sessions of therapy will I have to go through to get hormones?

i'm broke and can't afford too many.

>>5751942
jelly

>>5752208
Basically you'll need to build self esteem too, and hrt doesn't do it alone.

>>5752208
t-that's just what we call them in new york!
>>5752225
>you'll need to build self esteem too
how do you do this?

>>5752214

Just self med senpai

>>5752225
Any tips for that?

>>5752232
Well I'm from Utica and I've never heard anyone use the phrase "steamed hams"

>>5752200
passing is still work, but not impossible

for example, sheen passes

>>5752143
Die in a fire

>>5752214
uh if you're in america just walk into an informed consent clinic and ask for them
in some cases you dont even have to be 100% trans

>start estrogen again
>jerk off
>cum all over my belly and cum in spurts

?!?!???!!?!?!?

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my ears are ringing
guns are fucking loud
and 380s aren't pussy pistols
goddamn

>>5752245
>estrogen works right away
:^)

>>5752241
great! there are none! that makes me feel better.
---

nini thread

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>>5752245
can you stop fucking changing your name so i can filter you?

>>5752233
don't wanna self med unless it is 100% necessary. knowing me ill fuck it up somehow

>>5752244
looked into it a while back, there aren't any in idaho.

>>5752236
>Any tips for that?
you can build on 66% fem score

>>5752253
Embarrassed of them old angle shots holly?

>>5752257
try going to an endo then, if you get a good one they'll be accepting of it without a letter

>>5752098

Put some clothes on, slut.

>>5752258
Then I shall

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>>5752245
Really?

guys dont shoot yourself with a gun its loud and it hurts

>>5752259
nah, they're old pics, i couldnt care less to be honest, just nice to know most anons dont have any pics of me/know who i am anymore.

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>tfw you will never pass

>>5751937

FOK YOW POUSSSSSS

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ghuithgrhg

>>5752261
actually will probably do that.

just gotta find an endo around here now

>>5752271
ye

>>5752281
Gan might have old ones if you really need reminders, but I'd rather not ask him, so you're in luck! SRS coming up right? Good luck!

>>5751922
that looks like a pic of a tranny

>>5752014
You have such a beautiful body

>being asked "are you a boy or a girl"
>being called miss

when
when did this start

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I never had a freckle or mole in my life and now 2 years on hrt I am covered in moles and freckles are all over my arms, shoulders, and face

>>5752321
c a n c e r

>>5751937
Fuck, this makes me want to go buy some food but I have no money AAAAAAAA.
fuck this bullshit $1027.50 rent for a fucking ROOM. I am literally being starved by my rent and that's even with my mom throwing me a few hundred each month.
>you have no credit, so I'll force you to pay one and a half months rent of my already ridiculously high cost for four months.
>but hey you get 2 months free :^)
I will eat my landlord I s2g
after my lease is up I'm going somewhere with some more reasonable rent. Even after I'm done with this bullshit lease and I'm on month to month for $650 which is still way to fucking much for what I'm getting.

>>5752317
I could be more direct and say I think you have a shitty personality, but the attention would probably just get you off.

Why not remove trip if you're so into not getting recognized?

>>5752321
i'm probably full of shit again, but i read somewhere that can happen due to hormonal changes to your skin. idk dont think its that uncommon.

could also be cancer

mmm... food

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>>5752274
If you're shooting yourself I don't think pain is really a concern

>>5752348
im gonna shoot you with something and it wont be painful

>>5751907
food is bad for you because it makes you fat and loosing fat while running on estrogen is fucking impossible

>>5752371
epic meme tobehonest

>>5752371
I lost another size in two months though.

>>5752375
if it was a meme I could order a large pizza hut stuffed crust with 4 marinara cups and 8 piece honey bbq boneless wings and eat all of it and not gain a pound but that isn't so, estrogen makes it hard to burn calories because well you know why.

>>5752390
if you couldn't eat it on t you probably can't eat it on e.

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>tfw you look like a man
>tfw no hrt
>tfw dysphoric af

i ate a pint of ben and jerrys, 2 bags of candy & some shortbread today, im probably not gonna put that weight on

>>5752390
>>5752410
forgot quote

>>5752398
On T I used to be able to slam 7 Wendy's jr bacon cheeseburgers plain, and a pool of ketchup and then wake up thinner the next morning. Now I can't eat a fucking turkey sandwich without gaining 5 pounds.

>tfw meeting someone on sunday about "Sorting and packing their house" for enough money to move out or get college

Should I expect to get raped/killed?

>>5752371
That's because you eat crap and don't exercise

>>5752414
i cant even go out in the sun without somehow gaining weight.

id imagine e affects everyones metabolism differently. i hope it helps thin me down.


speaking of which i cant find many endos in my area. there are like 4 and i couldnt find anything about them being trans friendly, infact i found just the opposite.

soo im back to the therapy step to get approval for hormones. pain in the ass.

>>5752321
Ditto on the latter. I only noticed an marked increased incidence of moles, but nothing too terrible considering I'm Irish.

I'm assuming it has to do with stressing your system by artificially surpressing T or having too high/too low E levels.

About how long in does your body start to store more fat?
I've always been one of those skinnyfags that could eat McDonalds six times a day and still be skinny though. If I put on a little fat and it went to the right places that could be good for me.

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wtf is icewine and why is it so yummy

>>5752402
I completely know that feel

>>5752429
holic?

>>5752418
bring a gun and earplugs
seriously bring earplugs theyre fuckign loud

>>5752418
Be safe plz.

Do you trust the guy assuming it's a guy?

>>5752438
Fuck tinnitus.

>>5752437
no im new here

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>>5752435
Ice wine is wine made from grapes that are left on the vine until first frost. The grapes are very ripe, and the wine quite sweet.

>you'll never pound holic butt

>>5752438
Don't own a gun, probably gonna buy knife on the way. Earplugs aren't needed with guns.

>>5752445
I've gone on a date with him and meeting him in a public space and all. He's the guy who was older but didn't have much in downsides otherwise.

>>5752418
That sounds like an abduction waiting to happen if you're anywhere near average-looking.

If it's too good to be true, it's too good to be true. If you're gonna go, tell someone where you'll be. Better yet, bring a friend to 'help out'.

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Why does someone this ugly and nonpassing get approved for SRS when I still have to wait for two years?

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>>5752457
i basically downed it in one sip
>STIL NOT ON SKYPE
REEEEEEEE
why do u h8 me

>>5752475
Lol trannie hairlines

>>5752475
His grandma died and left him with all the money he will ever need for transition.

>>5752475
because life hates you and wants you to remain a boy for life nigger

>>5752429
>>5752414
just so you know, you're gaining weight because you are eating more.

tfw no mado gf to smoke with

>>5752435
>>5752457
Sounds nice
I gotta try this someday

How do I lose weight?I need to start getting thin now because im gonna start HRT in like 6 months,so,what do you recommend?

>>5752480
show me your butt

>>5752470
Most people seem to say that though here I'm not ofc. Idk He does like, drive a BMW and have a career and is older, so it doesn't sound too good in that sense..

>>5752483
I've started to work on thinning down. Lost 25 pounds. Doesn't show because I am built like a football player, but still.

>>5752484
173 8
7
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>>5752476
I'm still in BC and on my phone. Waiting on a bus to take me to Edmonton

>>5752486
It's delish and they tend to make good dessert wines. Ice wine is pretty expensive though

>>5752486
Ice wine is amazing but a bit expensive to get smashed on even as a featherweight

>>5752505
>Waiting on a bus
>on a bus
I'd molest you so hard

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>>5752505
>>5752515
Don't worry
My grandfather died and left me a small inheritance of 6 million :^)

>>5752480

I wanna lick ur feet :3

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>>5752519
>tfw noone to molest me on the 15 hour ride to e-town

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>>5752505
just take a plamne fAM id join the ,mile high club with u desu

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I need to die.

>>5752493
how about no

>>5752505
>£50 for 375ml of icewine
maybe next time

>>5752402
No hrt is a fucked up feeling. It took all week for QHI to get around to shipping me a new supply of E and Cypro. I think I was sick with worry for most of Thursday and part of today until they confirmed.

>>5752523
>6 million AUD
So like 6000 US

>>5752519
>tfw partner starts making out in the back of the bus and things go further than planned

>>5752531
show me your butt!

>>5752539
I've been without hrt for 3-4 weeks now and it's the second time i've been off hrt in 3 years : )))))))

Does the tripfag known as "Red" post in here? I find her very attractive and I want to get to know her better.

>>5752527
ellana ecery single one of your posts makes me self isnert into you

>>5752402
>tfw you look like a man, but nobody will actually tell you that to your face
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHH, i keep asking my friends what i need for ffs, but they won't tell me anything.

>>5752546
Hell, that feel sounds like the stuff of nightmares.

>>5752529
>cheating on yume
for shame

>>5752437
no im holic the true hon of mtf geee

>>5752305
aww thank you its the one part of me i love.

>>5752462
why would you want this?

>>5752564
it's such an annoying part of human nature.

even people who are supposedly honest irl still lie to your face if its something that will hurt your feelings. thats the nice thing about anonymous online shit like here, we got nothing to lose by being honest

>>5752529
But taking a plane requires money that I don't have ;~;

>>5752557
>dem typos
Also rofl hailey have you been drinking?

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>>5752567
At least it made me realize I look like a man and people are hugboxing faggots.

>>5752541
You can literally own my butt and I will tattoo your name on it if you give me 10 grand USD

>>5752546
try almost two years that's how long it been for me it is a living hell u feel for you tho.

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>>5752527
>Wanting someone to Molest you
...

>>5752582
let me see your butt

>>5752579
How is it that this experience has allowed you to come to that realization?

>>5752573
no were done now im just coming to portlkand for weed
>>5752578
i just pukjed and now im off to drink more ;_; yume made me real sad

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SERIOUS QUESTION !

http://strawpoll.me/6866247

>>5752469
> Earplugs aren't needed with guns
excuse me WHAT

>>5752604
now show me your butt

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>>5752595
Because its easy to get delusional when you're not feeling really bad, it's how hons are made.

>>5752582
Can I tattoo a dick on it?

>>5752590
Don't judge me ;_;

>>5752596
Hailey what happened? ;_;

>>5752605
without guns, sorry.

My brain is fried tonight.

Yeah idk. I have plans to meet the guy 2pm on Sunday. Here's to hoping I don't die!

>>5752590
It would make the long, boring bus ride to Edmonton a lot more engaging. I wonder if Elanna would put on a brave face, or whimper and moan and gasp her way there, providing lewd entertainment for all the other passengers (not also getting molested).

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>>5752618
yumesa a cunt thatrs what happened
>day 1
>i wanna fuck you and take ur virginity and idk ifn i wanna do ddlg all that much
>day 2
>lets be totally platonic andf have a dddlg relationship because i love someone more than u despite knowing her ffor like 3 weeks when ive had feeling s for u for 3 months ugh

>>5752618
You certainly have some interesting fantasies

>>5752628
told you so idiot

>>5752611
Someone get this stupid girl her meds.

I really can't hate the bias against prescription of hormones enough.

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>>5752628

>>5752628
Poly can be hard, please be careful with drinking.. dont hurt yourself.

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>>5752622
J U S T

>>5752631
I'm half joking.
...half

>>5752628
yume is a shit person, nice job on finding out
>>5752635
is that hailey lmao

>>5752635
>tfw i got banned for posting this once

>>5752641
your new is showing

>>5752635
what an ugly dick

>>5752643
whos that

>>5752633
>>5752641
good ti finw out the hard way
>>5752637
2 bottles and i havent blacked out yet im angry
>>5752635
hot desu fgamalam

>>5752646
queen of mtfg

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>>5752634
>girl
Girls don't look like men though.

>>5752653
doesnt look like elanna

>>5752488
Exercise more, eat less

>>5752635
>skin pulled away from eyeball, classic ffs evidence

>>5752652
bottles of what? please stop drinking... blacking out doesn't solve anything

>>5752628
I'm sorry Hailey, I wish there were more I could say or offer, but poly relationships are difficult. ;_;

>>5752640
Elanna pls don't put lewd thoughts in my head
the lewd disease killed itself

>>5752628
what is ddlg?

>>5752635
that's a really realistic looking toy.

>>5752613
lol dick butt

>>5752635
i really don't get why everyone's so willing to be a slut here

>>5752667
because we're girls duh

>>5752657
elanna too young for dat

>>5752635


How does it feel to suck your own cock?

>>5752667
you realise this gen is r9k but with female hormones right?

>>5752672
she doesn't look that old but i can see her skin sags a little
probably mid 20s, strung out on dope

>>5752641
>>5752646
it's ufufu you dingus

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>>5752576
iktf.
\how do you know what you need with ffs and shit without having to rely on people?
>>5752611
iktf i thought i had a chance yesterday due to those delusions

>>5752671
show me your butt already

>>5752666
Daddy dom/little girl (a more parental/nurturing type dom play)

>>5752661
no i juust found a 3rd bottle
>>5752666
oh you poor sweet innocent tripfag
>>5752662
ye
HOW DO YOU OPEN A BOTTLE OF CHANPAGNE thats all i have left

>>5752676
this pretty much

>>5752660
Or, you know, just overplucking

>>5752531
You should go visit Faye and have transbian sex or let one of her guy friends fuck you tenderly

>>5752666
Nice satan trips
Now we gotta tattoo a dick butt on her

So I forgot I ran out of body wash so I had to use my mom's lavender bath soaps so I'm mtf too now. I imagine that's how it happened to most of you broads as well.

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I bought plastic flowers for my room. Going for a summer theme. Aren't they pretty?

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>>5752691
Wait, what? So shower gel made you trans?

>>5752686
Cork screw?
>>5752691
Kek

>>5752686
Really stop :< You're gonna hurt yourself its bad enough to drink on hrt

>>5752628
>yumes a cunt
this is what everyone i know that's known her irl has said
seems to be true

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>>5752691
i ate lavender ice cream when i was a kid so im trans now.

thats how this works right?

Wtf chrome
>>5752701
was me.

>>5752698
nvm got it
>>5752701
maybe i wanna die dude what if oyu havent thought of that

>>5752707
That looks really good

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>>5752682
fine here

>>5752704
should have realised this by her demeanour here

>>5752676
>tfw never been to r9k
dont get it desu

>>5752684
i though yume was a girl tho how can you be a daddy then? eh im not into that kind of stuff but to eachs on i guess.

>>5752686
huh i know who fu is thats not a real dick ive seen real dick imma dick expert.

>>5752714
i havent had it since i was a kid, but i remember it tasting like just eating a flower.

>>5752720
I love your butt

>>5752686
>HOW DO YOU OPEN A BOTTLE OF CHANPAGNE
a washcloth or something can help
u remove any covering wrapper and untwist and loosen the metal thing and then u cover the top with the cloth/your hand, point it away from breakable things and eyes and stuff, firmly grip the cork and slowly try to work the cork out while being ready to catch it in cloth if it really shoots out
it also helps to have a glass ready in case it bubbles over

>>5752665
What do you mean the lewd disease killed itself? o.o

>>5752711
Hailey please don't hurt yourself. ;_;
I understand the idea of sad drinking but don't overdo it, please.

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>tfw you realize just embracing neet life and then killing yourself is better than being a disgusting hon.

>>5752691
>using the girly soap made me a woman tee hee
Back to fictionmania with that AGP shit, hon

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>>5752720

>>5752727
nv, fixed ;)

>>5752711
I have still think you shouldn't

>>5752723
It's more just the style. Also IIRC they are more in the genderqueer identifying but don't quote me there. In this case though it'd be a Mommy/lg relationship theres just no like, shorthand for it its all lumped into ddlg

>>5752698
>Cork screw?
this isn't one of ur guro pics

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>>5752720

>>5752720
is that actually your ass
why do you bitch so much about being male with an ass like that
>>5752723
yumes a self admitted chaser
and a self admitted 'femboy'

>>5752724
we have some wierd candy thats lavender flavoured and they are really nice.

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>>5752726
id love it better if your thighs were slapping it

>>5752739
yumes hustr a shit desu who wont fucking call me

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>>5752720
>mfw when

>>5752740
never had that. idk maybe look up a recipe or find a place that sells it

>>5752728
It's gone for now I guess
Maybe it will be back later

>>5752743
you got fucked, friend, youre one of many that have had that exact thing done to them by him
sorry

>>5752741
marry me

>>5752739
>is that actually your ass
yep, just took pic
You fuckers need to do your squats

>>5752720

tfw when no chubby gf

>>5752741
ill show you cock if you post butthole?

>>5752665
Is that because you're one of the 9/10 trans girls that studies show aren't receiving an adequate supply of lewd?

Has no one reached an arm across your shoulder and innocently let their fingernails trail down your breast, sliding tantalizingly close to your nipple all while carrying on a casual conversation with someone else today?

Perhaps your ears are in need of soft lips, hard teeth, hot breath, and sweet words?

Is there no possessive hand on your thigh, gently pulling it away from its mate while rubbing ever more inwardly?

Is it possible you've been too long without someone pulling you up close against them so that you can feel the heat of their lust that mirrors yours?

I'm just asking as a concerned bystander.

>>5752707
used lavender incense to clear out the mary jane smell grew tits anyone else have this experience?

>>5752734
ah okay that's cool i don't really undertsand gender queer stuff i thought it was a meme identity.

>>5752739
fem boys are cute tho why would anyone admit to be a chaser tho especially as a mtf.

>>5752752
but you hate exercising

>>5752755
slow your roll, this is a blue board

>>5752723
ddlg is just a general term, but she likes being called mommy ddlg wise

sometimes she likes to say daddy needs to cum but thats just a meme

>>5752707
That looks delicious

>>5752743
I'll join the chorus of "poly is really harder than it sounds" and I'm sorry it went that way.

>>5752757
stop this at once

>>5752757
receiving now lewd plus depressed
so I guess that's why it's gone for now

>>5752761
unsee exists
dont be a pussy now
>>5752758
because hes shameless and everyone knows hes a manipulative asshole

>>5752760
>but you hate exercising
I lie a lot, I know exactly what I am doing

>>5752750
sure, lets do it in vegas

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>>5752757
please staph o can't think of stuff like this cause it never happens. :_:

>>5752769
oh so you're just fucking with everyone
lol at least you admit it
post your asshole anyway

>>5752766
>receiving now lewd
shit, I meant no lewd

>>5752734
>>5752763
>ddlg
I've also heard of abdl as a wider catagory

>>5752720
when did kayla get a perfect ass?

Sooo you're pretty much all dudes who watched anime too much and decided to be the cute little girl right

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>>5752778
yes

>>5752764
We need to make some kind of a multiple part harmony for that.

>>5752775
I mean, abdl and ddlg are pretty different in connotation and how they are handled generally from what I'm aware. There may be some crossover obviouslu but they are diff terms for a reason.

>>5752778
we were just going over this. a new pseudo-science report has shown that exposure to lavender can cause transexuality

i think I want to make plowing kaylas ass my personal life goal

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>>5752778
That's how it works yes.

>>5752769
I wish we could be friend irl

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>>5752690
by the power of our dark lord it must be done.

>>5752778
pretty much

>>5752784
Well I've seen it used as a wider category too with the ab and the dl as separate but related and with overlap.

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>>5752778
Abso

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I REALLY WANNA EAT ELANNA OUT K THX

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>>5752778
Exactly

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>>5752691
Kind of. I was just a stupid kid, and we'd run out of designated man shampoo, so I used the fruity stuff my mom had, and figured it was meant to be used with the matching conditioner. Running my fingers through my hair after it had dried, I knew I had never been, nor could ever be a boy.

I mean, it's always something like that, right?

>>5752769
>I lie a lot
I wish you wouldn't
People here care about you

>>5752790
mee too, I need someone to befriend my butthole long time

I guess my bottom is my hidden "ass"et

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>>5752676
it's true....
>>5752757
>this will never happen to you

>>5752801
I'll ship it

>>5752810
>i have never seen a vagina
me neither, I guess the first one I will see in person will be my own if I can save up the money

>>5752757
S-stop [spoiler]more[/spoiler]

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>>5752807
i love you

what happened to the manically depressed kayla?

>>5752797
yeah i mean, people will use whatever they feels best describes the situation

>>5752823
Today seems to be happy kayla.

>>5752812
>>5752801
But I'm sort of kind of in a not-quite-relationship-but-kinda-relationship with an anon ;~;

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>>5752778
I was 6 years old, there I was watching my American cartoons like the good little boy I was
When suddenly my mother left the room and I, for the first time in my life, had control over the remote. I began flipping through channels and there I saw it, it was Sailor Moon.
I got through about half an episode before my mum came back, "what the fuck are you watching!" she yelled, "Kawaii desu, I wanna be magical girl mummy" I said, she slaps me sends me to my room, attempting to deprogram me of the anime infection
But it was too late for her, I had become a tranny

>>5752823
shes decided to quit pretending for a while and posting her ass has won her chasers

>>5752823
emotional swings are normal for manic depressive people? right?

idk but im glad kayla is in a seemingly better mood tonight.

>>5752823
hydrocodone my dear

>>5752821
i wuv u too ;)

>downed 3 bottles of wine and im on my 4th buy i havent blacked out yet

>>5752825
heyyy don't tell them about us >.<

>>5752835
stop

>>5752824
I like happy Kayla. Did that random chaser wind up visiting her, or something?

>>5752825
It ain't official until they put a ring on it

>Tfw body doesn't pass
https://unsee
.cc/sitazude/
A-at least I have SRS and Implants booked for N-november.

>>5752835
;-;

>>5752832
Oh this is drugged Kayla. Do you have a script for them or something?

>>5752837
Hi!

>>5752835
slow down there. watch some tv or something, keep yourself distracted with something else then alcohol. all drinking that much is gonna do is give you a horrible hangover.

>>5752842
That was a joke respect your relationships.

>>5752837
Hi, I know who you are
How are you? Haven't seen you in a while

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>>5752797
how? Because ddlg doesnt have to involve ab at all because it focuses on being a little girl of like any age, and your mommy/daddy treats and comforts you as such

I think abdl is kinda gross in general but ddlg is really nice

>>5752835
You should seriously put that last one down. And drink some water or you will feel like you died and came back to life in the morning.

>>5752845
>Do you have a script for them or something?
yes, I have a total right knee replacement so I need it, haven't had it in months

>>5752843
>SRS and Implants
trying to bring my spirits down I see, not going to work tonight bub

>>5752806
Lets find out if that is a true statement

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